https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc Thieves! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

He'll be lucky to see even $500 from that heap of shit.

>>6093 >dat 1 second timing Damn.

https://augusta.craigslist.org/cto/5204237977.html >good for a daily driver

>>6095 >no free test drives >u can ride with me OY VEY! >paying 13k for that vehicle top kek

these miatas looked pretty sad to me ;_;

>>6095 I have no idea what makes that guy think that old toyota is worth that kind of cash. I mean I'd love to have a lifted old toyota truck like that, but considering it's probably had the everliving shit beat out of it on trails, and it's not even the FI SR5 R22, or at least have some sort of V8 swap, how that guy thinks he'll get that kind of money is some amazing level of delusion. The sad thing is probably some retard out there who will gladly part with 130 $100 bills just because of the lift kit and those big ass tires. I would fucking hate to pay for those things.

>>6108 That would be perfect if they lowered the driving age to 3 years old.

>>6108 Someone actually spent money doing this.

http://providence.craigslist.org/pts/5207314170.html kek

>>6125 LOL @ description. Was that someone from Honda-Tech or 8chan? I remember seeing that cylinder head pic somewhere.

http://topeka.craigslist.org/clo/5200044926.html >I know what I got

>>6138 >the shell isn't able to be saved Unless I'm missing something, all you have to do to 'save' a shell is to replace a few panels.

>>6108 T_T its gone already here are all the good adds ive found https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/5208330718.html I could go buy this right now https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/5208368570.html pic reated https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/5207914677.html why is this not in a museum ? https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/5207996261.html "no import rice burners. Only American muscle." https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/5196522306.html what the fuck am i looking at

>>6141 > all you have to do to 'save' a shell is to replace a few panels. Well, if the body itself is twisted, it's not really feasible. You might be able to get a car together that runs and drives, but it wouldn't be good for much else besides rally because it would never track down the road straight. Actually, if you're willing to spend enough money, you might be able to straighten it out, but it's probably going to cost more than just getting a good car to begin with.

>>6125 >Civic Armrests high and low- $25 for the low $30 for the high because nobody should have to drive with a tired and fatigued arm, nobody. fits coupes and sedans. ayyy

>>6144 Dont worry, the ad may be gone, but it will always be in our hearts.

>>6144 >Needs a little body work >Could use a paint job >a little TOP JEJ >>6138 >if car was parted out just for the main pieces…motor, trans, drive train, could, interior, rims! You can easily get $10,000, look it up. This wonderful I know what I got me-me again. If he could get 10k just in parts why not just sell the parts himself? Its not like this faggot who clearly doesn't know how to drive would lie on his own car listing. That simply doesn't happen on the internet, look it up! >>6147 Nice work on the cap. clearly that dank car wasn't going to last at such a grate price :^)

>>6138 >You can easily get $10,000 look it up!

>>6148 That's horrific. I know it's stale, but I'm personally horrified to know that vehicle exists anywhere in any form.

>>6148 Did they park that fucking truck at the bottom of the Atlantic? I don't think I've ever seeing a drivable vehicle with that much rust. I can't even image what the frame must look like.

Here is a Kustom Kandy Red Ford Exploder. https://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/5204250839.html >asking 4k Someone actually spent money making this truck look like this. DISGUSTING. Dear lord. What is the point of doing anything like this to any car, the thing is practically unusable. For 4k you can buy a mint low mile ranger/explorer and have a good chunk of change leftover. There is no way anyone would buy this shit right?

It's a 1988 according to the seller: https://monterey.craigslist.org/cto/5214914833.html $2300 for a below-average condition high mileage (120,000 on the odo) Civic that the owner doesn't even know what he's talking about.

>>6198 Assuming he's talking about 120k on the whole car and not just the engine, $2300 probably isn't too far off. That's not really high mileage for the year, either. As long as the car didn't sit for 10 years at some point, that breaks down to roughly 4500 miles a year. The body isn't perfect, but it doesn't appear to be rusty, which a lot of civics that body style are. It's a 5 speed, which increases the value, at least IMO, because people who are looking for an econobox as well as people who want a little lightweight ricer, will prefer the 5 speed. Assuming everything is mechanically sound and the interior is in excellent shape, I'd be willing to put down $2000 on it. I like those civics, and they are getting harder and harder to find not riced out,beaten to shit, rusty, or some combination of the 3.

>>6204 I was just warming up. http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cto/5213826862.html Now this is what I'm talking about.

>>6206 >24 year old car >running >not plastered with rust >$1000 not a bad deal

>>6207 Agreed. I'm personally not looking for a 24 year old camry, but I've heard good things about them, so $1000 probably isn't a bad deal. It's a shitbox, but do some basic maintenance, and you should probably get another 100k out of it without too much issue. Assuming it's the original trans, I probably wouldn't touch it just because I highly doubt it's been maintained. These little jap cars will go a long time with proper maintenance, but people think that just because they paid $1500 for a car "lol fuck a tune up. It still runs so why should I change the air filter, oil, or service the trans?"

https://smd.craigslist.org/cto/5187345839.html This is the only good one I've found so far.

I lied. I was thinking there was some kind of revolution on CL and people were actually starting to ask what their car was worth rather than what they think it's worth. I was wrong. https://smd.craigslist.org/cto/5184797978.html >was appraised at 36k with old motor >it's ready for paint >27k or reasonable offer What the fuck? It's an old chevy pickup with a big motor and some suspension work. Also, for that price I want a paint job, and a nice one at that. This guy is going to be holding on to this truck for a while, I think.

http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/5206305335.html >94 Explorer >"4 cylinders" >"fwd" I would almost wanna snatch it up if the owner wasn't so obviously clueless (and therefore likely neglectful).

Nothing wrong with the car, maybe a fucked up clutch from this retard but jesus christ what was this person thinking when they bought it.

>>6210 I have the same model '90 Camry, can confirm it will run forever. There has been little maintenance done since I've bought it (5yrs ago) and the worst part is the transmission will be a little grumpy shifting gears at times, there's a small hole in the muffler and the engine is old and tired. It's never stalled on me, ever. Odo is only 170k, hit it this week. Great shitboxes especially if you do a complete like-new tuneup. Just keep your modifying very respectful, these cars are still here because they are good works. I would never add shiny rims or lower this old man, maybe a less shiny dark grey paint job, darkened but not black tint, some enkei rims with a decent number of spokes so it doesn't look niggerfied(not shiny), some good Bridgestones that aren't paper thin and can last a while, and a complete interior detailing. One day.

I hate those assholes who think their car is worth $1500 more than book value because it is a one owner. Then there are those people that refuse or dont respond to requests to take additional photos. These are more general used car buying complaints but fuck I hate people.

>>6212 That truck could probable be worth 5000 if it had been kept in mint shape instead of modded and disgracefully hacked with suicide doors. Generally speaking, money dumped into mods is money you're never going to get back unless you find a real fucking idiot to screw over. "Appraisal" is for insurance purposes, not market value. Not a craigslist ad, but a "for sale" car that a kid brought in for inspection before purchase (oh a smart kid for once). >Acura CSX-S >Seller says "never modded/beaten" >The whole exhaust system has been reinstalled, badly (broken, cross threaded bolts, horrible welding to make up for it) on the car, the front ho2s sensor's harness is fucked up >Stock exhaust on the car has a whistle in it >The clutch is fucked >The brake calipers are painted red >The brake pads are high performance and squeal more than they brake >Purple HID headlamps >Yellow HID fogs >The electric power steering is iffy as fuck, it's harder to turn right than it is to turn left. >never modded >never beaten

Ayy lmao? https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/5243887243.html Something in me says scam

HOLY SHIT SOME FAGGOT ACTUALLY BOUGHT ONE OF THESE https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/5226941612.html THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN Also apparently there's an Oz in my Outbackyard https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/5216797767.html Dat wood https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/5243527005.html https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/5232905434.html https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/5247785419.html At this point it isn't even a Geo Tracker https://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/5234505609.html

>>6591 >FedEx truck >being leased >but I'm selling it anyway What the fuck? Is a used truck like that even worth 50k? Seems like you don't have much but a metal shell, a drivetrain, and a drivers seat, all with 100k miles on them. >>6592 >2012 jeep >cowwadooty editon >61k miles >$40k trade price What's the fucking MSRP on those things? Seems like he's got to be asking close to what the original price was for that jeep. I can't fucking believe that price he's asking. >dat Defender After reading that shit that went down a while back about those things with customs seizing them, I'd be scared to buy one without doing some serious research on them. >that fucking Magnum Someone kill it. Now. That's a nice description by the way. >Army truck >low miles >07821 on the odometer I can guarantee that fucker has rolled over at least once. Also, those were probably a hard 7821 miles if it is original. Army niggers beat the shit out of their equipment and wonder why it breaks all the time. >dat Tracker Aren't those basically a badge engineered Suzuki Samurai? I can't believe someone sank all that money into that thing and it's still an automatic with the stock engine. Even with those gears that little tiny engine must be ready to blow up any time.

https://bend.craigslist.org/cto/5241515836.html fucking boomers

https://bend.craigslist.org/cto/5257199965.html >foRD PoweR f150 clEAn TITLe stywkkyz >Air Conditioning. New tires 6 months ago A/C: Front ivlxljfv lzyjvfywejj what

Fuck, imagine if Craigslist had a comments section or something, it would be a comedic goldmine

>>6607 >This posting has been flagged for removal I wish you took a screenshot. >>6605 If he could verify the HP with dyno sheet, it would probably be worth 10k or so. Those old Chevy trucks are going up in value. >>6613 It's not a comment section, but the best of craigslist used to be pretty funny. It was shit the last I looked at it.

https://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/5246822502.html On mobile so no pic, but I'd rather leave you unprepared.

https://fayar.craigslist.org/cto/5244218157.html And now, something even worse.

>>6626 >see pic >think that the jalopshit audience would swoon over this thing for the 'patina' >see description >patina Can we fucking end this 'patina' bullshit already? It's RUST. FUCKING RUST. This is what it does to metal.

>>6626 > bottom half of all tires gone >"tires will not hold air" >mfw no face

>>6595 >COD Jeep Some people think adding mawds to a vehicle adds value. check his comment >too many add-ons to list When in reality no one gives a shit about that LED lightbar, fenders and sliders and all that other shit, if they can get a new jeep for the price of an old jeep, they'll get the new jeep.

>>6642 I always thought it was common knowledge that modding almost always makes a car less valuable. That, and depreciation, which that guy with the jeep doesn't seem to comprehend. Unless I was dead set on a 4 door wrangler, I'd probably just buy a 15 or 20 year old one for like 5k and just mod the shit out of it. New engine, lift kit, all that fun shit. You'd still have a ton left over for expenses like gas and oil changes, and you'd have a bad ass trail rig. but that's just my opinion.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/5231059975.html Was not expecting this beauty… was looking for something trashy, xD

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/5248502953.html ALL ABOARD THE BEANER MOBILE!! IT'S JUICED!!!

>>6971 That example is nice. Too nice. It's either hiding a really dark secret or it's going straight to a bunch of lowriding beaners or the disgusting white trash that compete in demolition derby events with cars that aren't scrap.

>>6973 it's going straight to a bunch of lowriding beaners This. This is Phoenix and i see beaners ruin cars like this ALL the time.

https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/5268996452.html NO TOP!!! Not bad though….

This guy… https://phoenix.craigslist.org/nph/cto/5270515252.html >lost my key >all flat tires > got towed. >no stereo 600 $. this MR2 is probably trashed.

Which one of you mongoloids did this? http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/5295504276.html

>>6981 those are pretty popular in new zealand.

>>7110 The tags on it though: >Tags: stance, slammed, stanced, 240, lowered, coils, coilover, kw, bc, 350z, sti, drifting, mustang, exhaust, bagged, bags, 240sx, sr20, rb26, swap, lsx, miata, autocross, track, speed, mazdaspeed, v8, turbo, boost, is300, lexus, g35, g37

>>7111 oh wow, I overlooked that

>>6092 Bring your trade, Bring your title, Bring your wife, WE'LL FUCK HER That's right, WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE

>no motor >no transmission >assuming tires are shit when it has been sitting on tires since 1997 >poster states it is the best demo car even though the body shows it has likely been in one >BODY OF THE CAR LOOKS GOOD LOL >upholstery is utter crap And to top it all off he wants $1000 plus the added charge of time and money going through red tape in order to obtain a title if you're the poor sucker who wants to buy it to restore.

>>7129 8 cylinders of missing engine. Great.

>>7129 Heh, pretty much what I suggested in >>6973 These days, people should have the shit knocked out of them for bringing or even hinting at the idea of taking anything made prior to 1974 to a demo derby, no matter the state.

>Nice car will go fast http://archive.is/9AKhJ https://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/5653995732.html

https://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/5651288509.html Just needs a little bit of buffing out, thas' all.

https://lafayette.craigslist.org/cto/5633823637.html LMAO god, all the wildlife that must be crawling inside that Bronco

>>6097 That poor thing. >>6147 How much would it be to unfuck that? If it's paint i guess as much as a full paint job? >>9814 I work with someone that has one of these, but it's been so beat the fuck up the bumper is held on with rope along with the caved in hood. >>10095 Why do people do this? Just buy a fucking jeep if you want one so bad.

>>10095 why the fuck would you cut the entire back off and not keep a jeep like border? i'm fairly certain if someone is in the back, a push on the throttle would see them fall into the road

http://archive.is/z05w6 https://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/5709736638.html

>>6624 >literal garbage >900 US Dollards nothing surprises me at this point. >>10095 at least he isn't asking for $500

http://archive.is/Jk1P2 https://batonrouge.craigslist.org/cto/5726065868.html

>>10108 Well Bronco's are kinda in the same class as Jeeps. As for cutting the body away like a twit, maybe it was beyond salvaging? >>10342 That actually doesn't seem like a bad deal. Not the greatest photo but it doesn't look like it's been on fire at any point. >>10352 Assuming it's running or can get running, throw a roll cage and some hella's on and call it a Pre-Runner.

http://bend.craigslist.org/cto/5737965709.html >Well Maintained would you?

>>10489 if it runs it could be okay for rallycross

>>10360 I guess if you're near the baja it's a fun idea to do that.

>>10489 If it ran well I'd take it- -then I'd strip all unnecessary parts off of it, sell 'em to the weird group of enthusiasts that undoubtedly every fucking car in the whole world has no matter how generally undesirable they may be, this would then be followed by a complete stripping of the interior, and a racing seat + rollcage installed, all for the purpose of getting a group of friends and taking it to LeMons or something similar

>>6089 reviving this thread https://archive.is/oh3yG let's archive this time so that a year from now we can come back and look at this stuff

>>10765 https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cto/5811699864.html >limited edition

>>10766 look at me, forgetting to archive immediately after saying we should archive https://archive.is/6nVt6

>>10770 me again >I am open to offers and partial trades for firewood. http://archive.is/XXk4Z#selection-627.1493-627.1545

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt7XkeHiBF4 https://archive.is/SjBsI I've seen this one around a few times. Thought it was cool until it started driving and sounded like

http://archive.is/BS98W Am I the only man alive who likes the Miata and doesn't like stanceshit?

>>11014 I guess that stance is kind of ok since it's built for drifting? I wish people would mod NB's instead of NA's if they are going to mod the fuck out of it anyway, since the NA is better stock than the NB. Undersized tires are also retarded. Is there any technical advantage to them besides making them fit in the wheel well better or is it just to make them look "cool"?

>>11017 I like your positive outlook about it. As far as the tires, I assume it's mostly to make them fit after it's been lowered.

>>11014 How good are these in the winter? I don't mean how they drive in snow, but I mean starting up and not dying on cold nights or mornings. Any old car I've had to drive in the cold ( my DD as well ) hates starting up when it gets cold. I'd love an NA, but with it's age I worry how it would handle being drove everyday and being driven 40-50 miles a day.

>>11133 >How good are these in the winter? My 1994 Saab starts fine at 45F outside temperature. Runs a bit rough and slow for the first few minutes, but no problems beyond that. Saabs might be designed to do that better than others though. I really wouldn't know because it's the only car of its age that I've driven extensively. I don't think my dad has cold issues with his 1996 Mustang. >40-50 miles a day. I'm pretty sure anything would drive fine after it's warmed up a little.

>>6624 >Galaxy with a 390 >In that state

Is this guy fucking kidding me? He really thinks that beat up car is worth that? $1500 mx5s sell looking nicer. I'd pay $900 max. The repaint alone will be more than the fucking car. I got a feeling this was a "Sandy Car" if anyone outside the Tristate of NY,NJ and Delaware knows what that is.

>>12562 My friend bought a $5000 NA Miata. That Miata is, besides minor blemishes on the bodywork which was fixed with slightly off color paint, in absolute mint condition. Former owner was a car mechanic, the thing was maintained and loved. This one looks like absolute horse shit. >fairly clean Yes, there isn't diarrhea oozing out of every hole. >That missing mirror >that broken middle console >That pile of junk in the passenger foot well >I am too busy to take phone calls Jesus Christ, at least get on your knees and throw that fucking pile of trash out you disgusting hoarder, you're trying to get a good price and you make your car look even worse than it is

Some people beat their cars up. How that guy thinks he made a fair price, calls it "clean" then wont talk to you on the phone like a man says a lot. I bet the insides are rusted to shit. This MR2 though. Holy shit.

>>12575 posted wrong pic

austin.craigslist.org/cto/5970676461.html >NO THERE IS NO TOP- This was a 4 door sedan made into an open top before I bought it. There are no seat belts. The seats are out of an Oldsmobile. The driver and passenger seats are power. No side windows. Radiator and electric fan on cooling system, electric fuel pump, clutch and transmission good, engine runs fine. Don't recommend driving across country, but I drove it to and from cruising the coast. There is an Airbrushed Ratituie figure on each fender, that is why I didn't repaint car. It also has homemade fender skirts. What can I say, it's a rat rod and really pretty neat. She is also available for photo shots/ prop car. For more info & reservations visit rustenutz.com. 3800.00 DWN, PAY OUT 4500.00, 175.00 PER MONTH, OWNER FINANCE. >ALSO AVAILABLE FOR EVENT RENTALS- WEDDINGS-PHOTO SHOOT- PROP CAR-ETC….. >225.00 4 HRS WITH DRIVER.

>>6089 Where do you actually find a decent cheap car? Also stop doxing yourself faggots, it says the city you're from in the link.

>>12578 >where do you actually find a decent cheap car In the right place. A random city doesn't dox you on the spot, retard.

>>12579 Could be used for datamining

>>12580 How do you know that?

>>12581 >How do you know that? First day on the internet?

>>12582 First time you heard of Jim?

>>12562 >not really looking to sell but willing for the right price >>12575 >testing waters Ignore these idiots. That Corolla might actually be worth close to $10k if it's actually in that good condition and an actual AE86. They are pretty rare in the US. >>12578 You can't find a "decent" car for super cheap. You can find older, high mileage Civics and Corollas and such that drive okay for as little as $1k, maybe less. A lot of people ask for more than their car is worth, which makes it look like there aren't any driveable, cheap cars out there to the uninformed. Cash for clunkers also reduced the number of old econoboxes in the market. >stop doxing yourself Your IP address gives more precise location information than a craigslist posting from your general area.

>>12590 Can I get something decent for 2k? All I can spare right now. Also, contribute. https://archive.is/mG6nQ >airbags are good >clear title >that price

>>6092 >not the webm version

>>12593 You can get something that will probably run for 30k-50k miles without major failures. The rest of the package probably won't be "decent" by most people's standards, but it will get you from A to B. Find 90s Civic or Corolla that's reasonably clean but with fairly high mileage (~200k). I've seen quite a few listings that look okay and have had some recent service, but have high miles so are going for less. >clean title >literally totaled Someone hasn't reported an accident…

>transmission: manual https://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/6047304555.html http://archive.is/NtEWM

>>12875 I see a lot of these. I have no idea how someone can be this stupid, it must be a mistake. I see dealer listings do the same thing.

>>12593 >Can I get something decent for 2k? I did; make sure you look up the bluebook value and hold it against them. Learn everything you can about the vehicle so that when you show up to look at it you can point it all out and show that you know what you're doing. Then when you lowball him he won't have shit to say about it.

>>13708 That's a man, baby!

What the fuck is up with people placing echoes on the titles of their ads? Are they trying to repel ebil neo natzees or something? https://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/cto/d/honda-oddessy-2004/6498707118.html

>>15268 It's to tell you it's Jewish-owned, meaning the oil's never been changed, it's never been rust-proofed, and it's always been run on the cheapest 87 they could find

>on craigslist >want to search for cars under 100000 miles >find people putting "180" for 180k miles >try to avoid those listings by setting minimum to 10000 >find clean looking car >click >specs say odometer: 25000 >the ad description says 250k miles Is this a new form of clickbait?

>>16212 fuck those fags that put $0 as the price, too

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/2006-cadillac-escalade-suv/6633559638.html https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/1980-vw-rabbit-diesel-westy/6647918014.html https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/presidential-car-hauler-tow/6645747075.html got a coke hauler here https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/1981-delorean-dmc-12/6653849501.html https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/1956-chevy-belair-2-door-sedan/6653843388.html twins https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/cutlass-supreme-1980-mint/6643670970.html https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/1987-cutlass-supreme-brougham/6643654201.html denver cl is a goldmine.

I got a perfectly running 93 cavalier for 425 bucks off craiglist. Sure it's got 145k but they clearly took good care it, near as I can tell those miles were all highway. The only issue was the alternator went out, easy to replace, the front motor mount was getting worn, easy to replace, and it needed a battery. The AC had a bad stem so it leaked freon, easy to replace, and the powerlocks had bad solenoids so they drained the batter, I didn't feel like fucking with those so I snipped them. The rest is just cosmetic shit, missing a piece of trim, the ceiling liner was coming loose, and the clear coat on the hood was peeled. That kind of crap is easy to fix, but i'm still looking for a good piece of trim. It's a cavalier so it doesn't have a ton of horsepower but i've been driving the fuck out of it and it hasn't quit on me yet, I just got back from driving to San Francisco from Tacoma, not a single problem. People have told me cavaliers were unkillable and i'm inclined to believe them. For that price the fact that it's not a mechanics special is pretty fucking great. At that range just getting a good couple of months out of it would be money well spent. Considering the rest of the shit in that bracket was blown head gaskets and bad trannies, so as far as i'm concerned I lucked out.

>>16249 That poor Bel-Air is in pain, I've always wanted one to. I want rescue it.

>>6196 What if you're speeding past this cat at 4 miles per hour? Would you want to hurt nature that bad?

>>16252 its beautiful take good care of it.

>>16819 That's a big van.

>>16828 For you

>>16819 >Antigue

>>16819 >fuel:gas Natural Gas is the future of car fuel.

>>6089 I have an Auto /mini/ board at /mini if anyone wants to have fun

>>16831 Based Burger probably did not bother to write gasoline… But yea, gas is one of fuels of the future. What a shame it's cheap, so no big jews companies will invest in it.

>Dodge Neon >Motor not installed >Transmission pops out of gear >Three thousand dollars I've seen this thing up for months. He's never getting three grand for this. Is this like the opposite of those scams where it's a really nice car listed for $1000 but when you call the guy tells you it's in a sealed shipping container headed for Alaska or something?

>>15281 >it's always been run on the cheapest 87 they could find Ugh. My mom does that. Gets fucking walmart gas all the time. I try to tell her to only use name brand top tier detergent gasoline. I think she's finally coming around. Personally I only use Chevron/Texaco if at all possible, and throw in an extra bottle of techron on the last tank before each oil change.

>>17429 People think they own something special or gold and that anyone would pay top dollar for their used crap. He'll never sell that Neon and he'll never understand the real reason why.

>>17429 >An incomplete project car >For 3000 dollars

Facebook marketplace has got some gems, too.

>>17455 merci Véronique. >hidden km wew I wonder why

https://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/d/parlin-1987-dodge-ram-50-mitsubishi/6757071923.html This is great, I really was looking for a DODGE RAM 50 MITSUBISHI MIGHTY MAX TOYOTA TACOMA LAND CRUISER. Engine actually looks well-kept.

>>17471 >jew jersey That's in pretty immaculate shape for a northeast state. I'd buy it.

>>17471 I am jealous, anon. I can't find any nice, clean, small trucks near me.

>>17471 Dude buy it. It has bench seats. BENCH SEATS

So I saw a 1998 ford explorer sport model, the two door version, for sale for 600 bucks >inb4 ford exploder the door handle was busted off on the passenger side and the bumper was sagging because the owner swung the front end into a pole or some shit. I get there and the interior is basically spotless, the fluids look good, it shifted gears perfectly and ran decently enouhg, but the heater isn't working. I could tell from listening that the armature was catching on something and making a grinding noise. I could also hear that the power steering pump would need to be replaced soon. So I suggested 400 bucks and they went with it which was strange. I drove it home and it handled and ran great but I noticed a knock coming from the rear end, I assumed it was because the u-joint hadn't been lubed so it was building up torque no big deal, when I got home I popped the hood of course the hydraulic props were broken, stop using those fucking things car manufacturers I saw the mass flow sensor was disconnected. I figured it was busted, but I'd plug it in anyways to see if it fails, and bizarrely it was working just fine. The knock I heard was after fire in the cat. I plugged in my OBD-II scanner and it came up with no errors after letting it idle for a couple minutes, the check engine light was on before because the MAF was disconnected. He told me the passenger side door didn't work at all, I didn't mind because I ain't got no friends. But I managed to wrench it open and it turns out the fucking thing was just stiff because there was no lubrication of the bearclaw or the the joints. After spraying some penetrating lube it works just fine, same story with the hatch. The bumper was also sagging because the bolt on the driver side was missing. I put a new one in and jacked it for a bit until it was as straight as I could manage, i'll need to heat up the brackets and bend them the rest of the way though. The only thing on there that required some semblance of work was re-rigging the left turn signal because it was just all disconnected for some fucking reason. Fucking 4WD worked and literally all the electronics in the thing worked which for a ford is some sort of black magic. So my theory here is because the MAF was disconnected they thought the motor was dying because it wasn't getting the right air-fuel mixture making it dog, and they assumed the knock was the tranny. That's the only way I could justify selling such a nice car for 400 fucking dollars. TL;DR I think I just scammed the mentally deficient out of an automobile.

You thought that mustang were overpriced? Look at this shit >automatic >Convertible sn-95 > Only good thing is the 93205 miles https://auto.mercadolibre.com.ar/MLA-755602729-ford-mustang-gt-50-v8-convertible-at-1996-imolaautos--_JM

>>17495 Here is another i´ve found >Auto >V6 >Sells at 18k https://auto.mercadolibre.com.ar/MLA-759416373-ford-mustang-50-coupe-v6-1998-_JM

https://chico.craigslist.org/cto/d/chico-1988-volvo-740-turbo/6777386217.html >odometer: 766000

See if you can find what's wrong with this picture, /o/ >>17497 I'd buy it if it weren't on the opposite side of the country.

>>17498 He removed the overdrive

>>17497 I wouldn't pay that much for those kinds of miles. I'm used to paying 800 or less for 150k-170k