This is what if.

>>9902 Jeremy?

>>9902 So, this is why gen 3 Range Rovers are fat

>>9939 From the thumbnails the Twingoface looks like something from Thomas the Tank Engine

>>9901 >implying they aren't girls

>>9947 >only one exhaust >at least one big rod you regularly touch while driving >deep revving no they're pretty manly

>>9955 What about motorcycles?

>>10117 Motorcycles are girls.

>>10122 Yeah. You don't wanna have one

>>10123 u wot m8 u sayin ur gay o somtin

>>10126 Anon, motorcycles are as dangerous as military-industrial-complex AK-47 assault-rifles with barrel shroud shoulder-things-that-go-up, and baby-skull-seeking assault clips. You just shouldn't have the freedoms to ride them. it's very problematic, like riding a muscle car that will only seek to harm the environment, with it's loud engine noises and ozone-destroying carbon emissions. Why don't you just settle with a nice, calm fixed-gear bicycle?

>>10126 >wanting something you are supposed to be dressed in full tight leather to operate show me your deep dark fantasies anon

>>10133 See, anon? This is why you have to drive a bicycle! Not only will the cardio of self-locomotion rid you of any bodyfat, letting you fit into those pesky skinny jeans, but the banana seat will ride up your ass, and widen your hips! Definitely for the fucking white male of today.

>>10136 If you drive a bike properly you're doing it in an even tighter outfit. But then, you wouldn't have an ass made of fat that allowed the seat to actually run up your ass. Or did your uncle buy you a bike with the seat pointing upwards?

>>10140 >or did your uncle buy you a bike with the seat pointing upwards Is that some projection, I hear there, bikefag?

>>10181 >implying i ride bikes I was just saying that if you even glanced at some roidpedal you'd know their butts aren't exactly what you made them up to be. And that you'd have to be extra fat to get the seat inside your butt cheeks. Like, tumblr genderfluid fat.

>>10133 >implying there's anything with with deep ♂ dark ♂ fantasies that involve automobiles.

>>10193 a bike is not an automobile :^)

>>10198 It's not? Okay, now there is a problem.

>>10199 automobile is more or less synonym with car, isn't it? something with 4 wheels, not 2?

>>10184 >you'd have to be extra fat to get the seat inside your butt cheeks That won't stop it from slowly splitting your hips, faggot.

>>10136 >>10181 >>10226 Did a bike molest you when you were a kid or something?

>>10232 >even further projection This is /o/. Not /cyc/.

>>10250 I have to admit you're pretty good at intentional logical fallacies, if only you always sound so insecure about yourself.

>>10267 Get out, bikefag. Motorcycles are the only thing on two wheels allowed here.

>>10298 They shouldn't though, bikes are gay

>>10298 mate you were the fucking one who brought up bikes here >>10136

>>9901 >what if? I'd fuck it. I'd fuck a car regardless if I could. They're sexy as fuck.

>>10310 There's nothing wrong with choppers. >>10311 Except I was shitposting about them, and then somebody had to come in defending them.

>>10193 I'M THE B♂SS ♂F THIS GYM