Hello, dearest retards and friends, thank you all for being here this evening. I have a very important announcement to make. Sadly i will no longer be able to participate in this board and must be moving on, you see i had my yearly retardation check up just yesterday, and of course i was expecting it to be business as usual and for me to be declared legally retarded just as i have been every year since i was a young boy. But alas it seems, my friends, that my condition has worsened over the last few months. I have now moved beyond a case of simple mental retardation and have been given the scientific classification of "vegetable". Meaning, in layman's terms, my mental capacity is the equivalent of, or no greater than that of a vegetable, the doctor said this was very unusual and explained to me that the charts from my tests were indistinguishable from that of a turnip being fed a small electric charge. So for these reasons i am no longer fit to run this board and have decided abandon /retard/ and create a new board: /veg/ - vegetable, for me to post on. Farewell and Godspeed to you all <3