>>48 A rising tide lifts all botes.

i hope more anons will find this thread in time for tonights game. the games arent as fun to watch without all shitposting

>>112 I'm glad I did. Is this the only refuge we've got or are there other ones scattered around where we can either tell them about this place or consolidate ourselves to? Go Fendies, btw.

>>116 i made us a general we can use on soyjack party because their /sp/ board is way more active than the one here. i keep getting server connections trying to post here >:(

I'll be here. No way I'm using sharty, that website is awful

>>121 >>123 i meant to say thats fine with me, hopefully everyone will find us here but the constant connection errors are fucking with my posts lol

>>126 gotta use .se or .cc in that case fuck sh*rty

>>134 thanks, works much better now

>>48 NEWS: >Ken Whisenhunt Resigns As Showboats HC. Jim Turner taking over as interim HC. >Wade Phillips Taking Leave Of Absence As Brahmas HC >Newly Agreed Upon UFL CBA Increases Minimum Salary, Roster Size WEEK 4 GAMES: >Friday Showboats vs Panthers(-7.5), 7:00 PM on FOX >Saturday Battlehawks vs Renegades(+1.5), 11:30 AM on ABC Stallions vs Roughnecks(+7.5), 6:00 PM on FOX >Sunday Brahmas vs Defenders(-7.5), 4:00 PM on FOX

game in 3.5 bongs

will the Showboats even win a game this year?

>>186 I hope not, it would be so funny. We've been so close the last two years with the Tards in 2023 and the Refnex last year. Also, am I the only one watching the game right now?

>>192 nah im also watching. looks like we're in for some slop kino lmao

>>193 Glad you made it, webmanon. It's lonely in here. >FOOOOOOOOOOOOM

man we almost had back to back special teams turnovers

>>195 This is quickly turning into the Spaghetti Bowl we were hoping for.

Dude, what the fuck is happening on special teams right now? It's every single change of possession.

>>196 all the special teams plays have been spilt spaghetti

#28 got held on that scramble lol

>>198 >Bobbled punt And the streak continues. It really is every single time.

>>201 im thinkin the next time a team punts its gonna get blocked

i think memphis has more offensive yds via penalties than actual offense so far

>>204 I mean, their only score is off the Michigan punting disaster, so that tracks.

>>207 Do not worry, they're just saving their energy for the Big One later in the game.

>and he turns chicken salad into you know what i dont think thats how that phrase goes...

>winning a super challenge my coach would never

showboats were better with cookus

>>213 That margin is extremely thin.

>>214 lol yeah but i feel like they were actually able to move the ball on offensive last year

>>215 Are you sure?

>>216 im getting 2nd hand CTE watching this again. poor cookus, man

both the showboats qbs have been overthrowing everything all night

>>219 I know, right? That's our thing! Get your own gimmick!

Do we believe the HC saying that shit was a fake punt? On the one hand, I don't see any reason why the long snapper would snap it that far off target, but on the other hand, I also don't see how the fucking punter of all people would be the one to have no idea that it's happening.

>>217 That o-line, maybe just that one game, probably shortened his life by at least a year.

How is the time of possession almost even? I feel like Memepiss has barely been able to get a first down, let alone sustain a drive. They managed to steal 3 at the end of the half, but that only took a handful of seconds off the clock.

>>221 i dont think that was a fake. coach is just standing up for his long snapper lol

>>223 the showboats managed to force a lot of quick 3 and outs that kept the panthers from eating up clock time

>>224 I don't either, lol. Sniffed that shit out immediately.

>>225 Yeah, their defense hasn't actually been that bad. That was a nice return. He could have taken that if he hadn't run out of gas.

lmaoooooo that turnover

>Another brand new play caller No wonder Memepiss can't do shit. Even if they did have a guy that knows what he's doing, I doubt they'd be able to execute. Every week they only do just enough to make the box score look not as embarrassing as the offense actually was.

>>232 also doesnt help that Turner keeps changing the QB every single possession

>>233 Has he? I've only been partially paying attention. Aside from the spaghetti teams plays, this game hasn't been much to write home about.

>>234 yes. watch this hes gonna send Perry back out there

>Commentator actually knowing what an ARC reactor is B-based?

man this showboats offense is somehow worse than my roughnecks'

>>238 Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get crazy.

its so showbover

Man, what a massive mistake by the Botes defense.

Pereira, you fucking moron, that was clearly a foul. He crosses the line at the release.

>>241 that super challenge was also a mistake too. he should have held onto that for the end of the game

>>242 yeah but his pinkie toe is still behind the line so the challenge is unsuccessful

>>243 I can see why he did it, though. I think he was right and Pereira fucked it up as per, but he wanted to prevent them from going down two scores. Holding them to three with a defense that has been decent all day is better than giving up your biggest defensive mistake and a TD.

>PICK 6 Based fan screaming so loud you can hear him on TV.

lmao showboats

Game.

>Leaving the task bar in on that graphic That's a new one.

he didnt get that lol

>Ta'amu has had a terrific start to the season Ehhhhh, I wouldn't say that. He was struggling up until last week when the offense finally came alive.

Well, it wasn't as lively as usual, but it was nice to be able to post with at least some of you. See you bros tomorrow, hopefully!

the showboats really do look like they're gonna go winless

holy shit, found you faggots

So this is where you were hiding.

Frog posters, that anime chick, webm. I found the right altchan. I'm glad it's not on that cancer party site.

>>272 >>309 >>310

Battlehawks vs Renegades kicks off in 1 bong on ABC

>>337 Kaw is Law!

As a Fendies fan, I hate both these teams, but I will say that Becht has consistently been one of the best Head Coaches in spring football.

think Wilkins will rebound this week or will he continue to throw silly ints?

>>350 He might have a couple. The Fendies' defense is better than the Gaydes, so probably not as many.

>Ay, shut the hell up, mane >Shutcho ass up, that's yo only play It begins.

LMFAO

What the actual fuck lmao

looks like Duggan's gonna have to take over this game

BATTLEKEKS

geez that was a fumble via injury

>>360 Definitely unfortunate, but heads up play by the Gaydes player playing until the whistle. Side note, is the HS football guy who posts from the games here?

gameday gades bros here's hoping the offense could actually close their drives

QB change aside, I wonder how this will impact Battlecucks morale on offense.

Don't think I've ever seen someone try to hand it off in the wrong direction lol

>>364 no class

>>366 Kek same. Dem Hawks falling apart

>>366 i remember alex smith doing it as the chiefs QB against my texans back in 2013 or w/e year it was where they went 2-14. the play resulted in a TD lol

>>367 he just making sure the ball is away from the injured fellow so nobody piles on the poor guy

Any thoughts on last night's game from the anons who hadn't found us yet?

foomble

holy shit the battlehawks cant hold onto the ball

Not looking good for STL.

Battlecock ball holding

Was that a positive yardage punt?

>>380 Yes, lol.

T-FORMATION ALERT

TUDDY

Man, I want the Battlecucks to take this one because I hate the Gaydes more, but they really have their work cut out for them.

wew, that 2nd effort on the 2pt play

Battlecucks are falling apart.

>>366 >>370 lol i found it. check this play out

CHOOLENGE

waste of a challenge. wtf is stoops doing?

Is that really the best angle they have on that?

Holy shit, what a punt.

tie your shoe saylors

Barely hauled that one in.

lmao was an actual toss or was that a flop?

kinda surprised no teams have tried to bring Marquette King back to the NFL

Duggan needs to get the ball out faster

wow the hawks are completely falling apart

DRAGON

>>391 Kek, what a goofy play. >>401 I missed it, so couldn't tell you. >>404 He might have some underlying issue that's making teams wary of signing him. When I met the DC OC's wife in Birmingham last year, she said that Ta'amu's gotten looks from a few teams, but he's got a knee issue that's led them to pass on him. Looks like this one is getting out of reach for STL. There's obviously a ton of time left, but if they keep playing like this on offense, there's no way they're coming back.

bretty gud challenege to take a TD off the board

Great challenge. They really needed that.

NOOOOOOOOOOO DRAGONBROS

is Chevan Cordeiro still injured?

i dont think the renegades got that

Short.

Duggan is holding onto the ball way too long

Defense is keeping the Cocks in this game.

>>420 they really need a TD on this drive. cant keep settling for FGs

lmao what a fucking idiot

This constant RHCP is getting really fucking annoying.

lmao that was a fuckin flop by Perez

They REALLY needed that pick.

PICK SIX HAWKS

Somehow I knew that it would be the defense that scored for them. Offense has been flat all day.

lmfao Becht was absolutely seething at his defense for repeatedly allowing all those YAC

Battlehawks defense is gonna have to score again.

>Another Showboats shitshow on Friday night Why do they keep doing this to us?

please give us some duggan magic

>>440 kek

DUGGAN GOIN AIRBORNE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy fuck.

OVERBROS LETS FUCKING GO

BATTLEKEKS

Desperation challenge

GG Cocks

See you guys later for the evening game!

my roughnecks are gonna pull off an improbable win in a goofy meme game tonight

>>455 fellow battlechads, not like this

Any word on the specific injury Wilkins suffered today?

>>476 Ruptured bussy

>>476 haven't heard anything official but it's some form of ligament injury if i have to guess

Stallions vs Roughnecks kicks off in 10 minutes

Nex better prepare their booty for a proper blasting. This is going to get ugly, I feel.

corral is gonna throw 3 ints

Refnex talking about dominating is hilariously ironic.

>>559 Lots of arrogance, very little talent

>>561 Two wins in as many years and the most recent is against far and away the worst team in the league.

>167 posts >4 posters

fire cj johnson regardless of the outcome of this game. thank you

>>568 Racist

Stoolion catching

Nice drop lol

The Nex's only bright (read: single match in a fucking abyss) spot was their defense, and they're getting absolutely carved up right now.

no flags for any of that lol

>>567 It ain't much, but it's honest work.

>>567 shows 10 posters for me

Now taking predictions on how long it will take Pooston to go 3'n'aht.

>>581 RoughGODS will score a TD

>>578 apparently it's not updated like the reply count, after a refresh I get 10, too.

>>567 Where else is everyone going?

>>585 Maybe this is all we ever were

>>582 Kek, you were saying? How long was that?

fuggg

this is gonna be a FG fest

>>590 A lot of them are. When the league's poster child is Luis Perez, they're fucked

Is that Fendies @ Battlecucks game going to be the best game we get all year? It really was special.

>>594 Strange surname. Must be African.

Do these teams know it's legal to pass the ball forwards?

>>596 thats not allowed. not sure what these reffies are doing

>>596 They know you can pass, they must not know you're allowed to catch it.

>run out of time in the quarter God I love UFL clock management

>>596 only when you're about to get sacked and nobody is open ponies had to learn that week 1

>>601 >If only you knew how freakin bad the clock management really is

ffs man

That defender gave up on the play on the TD.

Holy shit, webmanon, you need to get that friendly fire incident.

Sims :)

HENDERSON IS KILL

Seattle? Draggies mentioned?

>>609 the one of my roughnecks running into each other on the TD?

>>612 no

>>614 Yes, lol.

>>612 dont worry the medical towels are on the way

Somebody get that nigga Henderson a towel ASAP. A few seconds on the stairs and he'll be good to go.

Billions must waste time outs

>>621 >Certainly not I.

So why doesn't this guy start every time?

Holy shit, are these Nex actually moving the ball?

my roughnecks :)

>COME HERE! lol CJ

>why can't a black QB do math A question for the ages

>>624 Kek, that one's going in the collection. >STOP THE PRESSES, CJ JOHNSON'S OFFENSE HAS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN

>>631 heres the original camera angle if you want it as well

They have that stupid drone flying around again. What the fuck is the point if you're never going to use any of the footage?

>>633 the footage from the drone when they show it isnt all that great anyways

Murderball today

>>634 I know, and that just makes it even more pointless to have it there at all. Believe me, I'm not advocating for the League to release the Drone Cut of the games.

>stallions still the favorite When will they learn?

rip jordan thomas :(

Corral with the Coan ball spike play lol

lmfao that shove from thomas

>>639 I'm still seething over this play >Corral doing his best Jack Coan impression.

my reffies :)

The difference between Holtz and Johnson's coaching styles are night and day.

>>644 i liked how he yelled "y'all are so undisciplined" as if he isnt the coach lol

Meme challenge

that was a surprisingly bad challenge by Holtz

>>648 Maybe he needs the o-line coach to come over and tell him how to do his job again.

Holy shit deez necks!

>>649 >>650

mcclendon isnt doing too bad so far

>>654 He's been way better than every other Houston QB so far. Why hasn't CJ put him in before now?

>>652 >>654 Are they actually going to make me eat these >>545 words?

>>657 because >my coach is a fucking retard? i thought we all knew this already lol

>>657 Because CJ is a fucking retard.

>Blewitt >Doesnt blow it

lol goddamn it

Nevermind, Roughkeks are still the Roughkeks

CJ TIME MANAGEMENT

>>666 its driving me nuts

ffs CJ

Fuck's sake, these idiots.

wasnt that exact scenario (10 second runoff) what caused Woodson to flip out?

Mickey ain't looking so hot anymore

lol i think corral grabbed the wrong helmet

stallions really racking up the penalties tonight

LETS FUCKING GO

They were ready for it. Not even close.

>>686 Going for it was so stupid when CJ is afraid of going for 2. Getting 3 would mean just the TD would put them up

my reffies absolutely dominating tonight

>From executive producer Tua Tagovailoa lol wtf

HOLY FUCKING ROUGHGODS

DRAGON

HELL YEAH TD

>breaks tackle >casual dragon >rushes for the TD Houston might have a dawg at QB

Donkeys imploding

fuck yes lets go roughnecks

Isn't this the second fumbled punt today?

That missed field goal is going to loom large come the end of the game.

damn it blewitt

>>703 You might say he...

Houston spiritually has 30 points

this game has definitely been more entertaining than i thought it was gonna be

lmao

Nice fucking camera work on not letting me see if the fucking kick is good.

>Birmingham is going to win What an injustice

>>713 You can't say that you're surprised, though, can you?

What was he thinking there? It's a miracle that wasn't picked.

>>714 No, I can't. Houston managing to lose despite getting 2 turnovers and 7 penalties is exactly what I'd expect. If the Keks started Mcclindon, they'd be up 2 possessions

who was he throwing to there?

fugg

So they don't mark you down where you start your slide? Does that mean we could get a Kenny Pickett fake slide?

What a great punt and awareness by the special teams. I can't tell you how many times I watch guys down the ball 5 yards away from the goal line when it's still rolling and has the potential to get even closer.

>>720 i dunno if the UFL has banned the fake slide or not

corral is kill. send in cookus

>>636 Still ringing true.

>>724 Battle of the backups

>>725 Not just backups, the third-stringers.

lol that was a nice block by cookus!

A timeout now? Really? If it was like 2:30, I might get it

>>728 You're once again underestimating the incompetence of a certain HC.

damn it

>>729 >second timeout It fucking baffles me dude

fuck it, lets use all our timeouts for no reason

>>732 >>733 CJ is giving Birmingham the opportunity to plan out exactly how they're going to beat him with no pressure.

>>733 And there it is.

drag CJ off the sideline. this dude is so dumb

Thank God I'm not a Roughkek, this shit is pissing ME off

>>735 i didnt want to be right

great tackle

That's a facemask all day long, what the fuck are the reffies doing?

>Roughnecks will have 60 seconds to score a TD If only there was some way to stop the clock...

please block it

>>702 yup

fuggg

What's that, 3 game-ending picks this season already?

Over Status?

>>752 it was 36.5. Over secured

>>742 if only a certain someone didnt -ACK

Every week I am baffled at how incompetent CJ is. If he'd started McClendon and not wasted those timeouts, Houston probably would've won

>>755 he should have been fired after the last game of last season. its fucking insane that they wont get rid of him

the league wants its eternal laughing stock team like the browns

>>765 they already had them. they were called the vipers

Going to repost this from /sp/ because 4chan fucking died 2 hours after I asked Just looking at DC's full schedule, and: >Brahmas >Renegades >Panthers >Brahmas >Renegades >Roughnecks >Battlehawks Am I crazy for thinking >we might actually have a perfect season? The only teams I think could stop us are the Stallions (who we don't play again) or the Battlehawks (who we had our biggest win over). Losing round 2 to the Hawks wouldn't shock me, but it really looks like the floor for the season might be 9-1

Holy SHIT I finally found out about this place. I had to watch Birmingham and Hawks get BTFO on r*ddit Please Brahmas kill the Fendies

>>908 Welcome bro. Yeah most of /sp/ went over to sharty

>>915 >most of /sp/ went over to sharty The fact that most of them went there instead of any altchan is proof /sp/ is beset by 15 year olds

>>935 >proof /sp/ is beset by 15 year olds Good riddance I say even if it is just us and the vroom bros here

Finner win it all

cam on fendies

Fendie bros is this a guranteed win?

>>1006 If we lose to the Cows, I'll kill myself

>>787 There could always be a Defenders vs Guardians scenario

wtf was that?!

What happened? I thought the game was supposed to be on at 5 CST. Why is the first quarter almost over?

>Ta'amu making a wide open pass Is that allowed?

Let's go! Back in it!

I'm so pissed I missed the first quarter because I mixed up the times.

FEED THE SNAKE

>>1025 5 pm ET

Man, are these cows going to just let us take advantage of blown coverages all the way to the endzone?

RECEIVERS FINALLY LOCKED THE FUCK IN

>>1036 Thank, I figured that out, lol.

Take the points. We got 'em right where we want 'em.

>"pussy ass bitch" kek

>>1042 We got these niggas status?

C'mon, D, put your foot down.

>Defenders Can't Defend

Need to respond after half.

>Play against the toughest teams in the UFL >Beat them easily >play against one of the worst teams in the UFL >play like dogshit every fucking time with these Defenders I swear to god

>>1050 Brahmas were respectable last week with the new guy at OC.

We stole 3 at the end of the half, but the offense has got to step up here.

What a douchey way to talk to your players. That's a one-way ticket to losing respect. These guys could take a page out of Skip Holtz's book and talk to their guys like men.

>>1055 what happened?

>>1058 SA's HC was telling a guy to get on the field and he wasn't going, so when he came off, he said something like, "Go out doesn't mean look at me confused, it means run out on the field." If somebody talked to me like that, it would just immediately make me hate them and not want to do anything for him. When stuff like that happens, Skip talks to them man-to-man and calmly explains what he wants and why, he doesn't mouth off like a punk bitch.

Retarded call.

This is becoming a shootout. Going to need to outpace San Antonio if the defense keeps doing this bullshit.

What were those fans chanting?

>Crocodile Dundee He was doing Steve Irwin, you fucking idiot. You just did a whole nature show segment and said he was out in the wild.

>>1069 That's not how you spell Yahoo Serious.

Perfect place for a big play on defense.

My fendies are fucking hot garbage today

>>1075 The defense is. The offense has been moving the ball pretty well.

>DC challenges, doesn't get it >Mike unilaterally decides to look at something else >DC still keeps their challenge and timeout >Justification is that they got it wrong, but got their way anyways That shit makes zero sense, and it works out in my team's favor.

HE DIDN'T GET IT, FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!

ReplayGOD is the final form of the Ref. >Challenge Restored

He's right. Mike fucked them.

Jordan, this is not a good time to start missing throws again.

Terrible read.

Terrible challenge too. What the fuck are we doing, DC?

>>1088 Yup, easy wide open TD if Ta'amu just looked left

This shit is really starting to piss me off. No fucking discipline.

This is a disaster.

I hate how Ta'amu can never be consistent. One drive he's throwing DRAGONS, the next he's throwing balls 10 feet over the receivers hands come the fuck on

>Destroyer They still haven't told him he's saying it wrong.

>>1094 I would say this is where we need to lean on the defense to score, but they've been even worse.

NEED a clutch drive here. I don't care if the reffies carry us all the way there. We absolutely have to score.

>DRAGON Could've scored, too, if he'd been just a little more aware.

God damn it. What a shitshow.

DC always loses to the worst team. Some sort of weird karma.

Ta'amu is a fucking RETARD

We suck again

>>1103 Every weekend, the Football Gods flip a coin. One side is goat Ta'amu with a sniper arm and the eyes of a falcon; on the other is braindead Ta'amu that either overthrows or underthrows his man by a minimum of 10 yards and couldn't make a read if there was only one other person on the field.

>>1013 uh rip?

It took me way too long to find this place, but it was all worth it to post this.

>>1017 looks like you called it

>>1105 i missed the game. how fuck did you guys lose to the brahmas? was ta'amu overthrowing everyone again?

>>1179 That + the Brahmas seem to have good coaching now

>>1191 So AJ Smith part of the problem?

There's no /cfb/ anymore but I want to laugh at Tennessee and UCLA trading QBs

>>1215 >Joey Aguilar I thought that was App State's QB? Did he recently transfer to UCLA?

>>1216 Yes He's a worse Nico

>>641 lmao

So this is where you all are!

WEEK 5 GAMES: >Friday Showboats vs Stallions (-10.5), 8:00 PM EDT on FOX >Saturday Panthers vs Battlehawks (+1.5), 7:00 PM EDT on ESPN >Sunday Defenders vs Renegades (-3.5), 12:00 PM EDT on ESPN Roughnecks vs Brahmas (-3.5), 3:00 PM EDT on ESPN

>>1421 >Battlehawks (+1.5) that hurts

dumping some week 4 webms

this retard is the most frustrating coach to listen to

>>1421 >Not going to be able to watch my Renegades against the Defenders since this Sunday is packed up. That's OK.

>>1445 hopefully things will get better

Shedeur Sanders, welcome to the St Louis Battlehawks!

>>2024 sheduer isnt better than manny wilkins

They fucked up the graphic already, lol. When they were showing Skip, they had the DC logo instead of the Stallions'.

Holy shit, Botes DRAGON?