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/nfl/ general - All By Myself edition Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 05:41:42 No. 49
NEWS: >literally nothing of interest >the draft is soon I guess >Temujin still won't return my calls >/nfl/ utterly HEEMed shit's fucked but who knows maybe some anons will show up here for the draft so I'll just leave this here.
https://8chan.moe/ebony/ I prefer to see women in the field
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>>49 I miss /sp/
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>>64 Ah sweet
Rebuild here, fuck sharty but it seems like so many anons have found a place in their generals
>>94 Yeah it's not a good site but that's what everyone is. Maybe in the future we can migrate
>aaron rodgers is going to retire and /sp/ will miss it Fuck
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Not having to wait 900 seconds…
>>127 imagine this place when the season starts...
>>127 and no flags!
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Henlo spee
>>151 my reffies :)
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my bills ;)
>>268 test
>>49 Rodgersbros... We're going to the Vikings...
>>341 kek
What team is gonna win the Mitchie bowl this season?
What site are we using faggots? Can we just stick to one?
>>49 Will I get 3 day bans here for saying negative things about? >black QBs
>Eagles win owl >site dies
Any kangz bros?
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Shedeur wont get drafted by the Saints and /ourguy/ will get a full season right?
I want to have sex with men.
>>1202 The retards went to Sharty. If they’re stupid enough to go to that trashfest, let them stay there
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Dem Boyz 2bh
>shit shitshit
>>1288 infinity chan will be the cozy thread then
Chiefs gods, the dynasty success will sustain me for the rest of my life but I still want more. I’m worried the eagles loss was franchise altering. If the offense is ass for another year, Nagy needs to go
>>1299 I'm afraid this will be Mahomes' last SB appearance Chiefsbro
>>1260 Doesn’t matter. The white man will march on
>>1329 GR8 B8 M8
>>1329 Adams is washed
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Hoping this thread comes to life for the draft
Who is going to win the draft?
>see you soon Still worried, 4chan will get easy hacked again. Will stay here until I know for sure 4ch/sp/ is fully back for good
>>1542 Not the Browns
>>1521 I plan to shitpost even if it’s dead. Please join in.
>>1605 I'll be here, don't worry
I’m here from the future. Welcome Jaxson Dart to the giants with the 10th pick
Shadeur will not be drafted today
>>1329 based Jimmy Jeesus >>1521 god willing, where else can I get good clean sports fun
>>1649 >>1646 I would lmao at both of these
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>>49 Ok boys less then one hours left, in the first round in the NFL draft...what do you want YOUR team to do? As for my $(ers, I'd like to trade back for more picks and pick up Nolan or Jahde Barron
>his team isn't picking in the top 10 >he's still paying attention to the draft shiggy diggy
>>1659 >what do you want YOUR team to do? My Communards need D-linemen to stop the run. I'm not really in love with our offense outside of Daniels and Terry, but it works well enough, and the defense is definitely the weaker side of the ball. Oh, and a punt returner that doesn't lose the ball and cost us the game
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>>1521 Really wonder who (we) are going to pick Commiebro
>>1659 i want my texans to draft somebody other than a DE for once
>>1665 Quinn and Harris did some interviews you can find on YT, but I forgot to watch them. The biggest need is defense. I know people say Quinn has never put together an elite defense since the Legion of Boom, but he's still put together solid teams when he was on the Falcons
kek the empty sanders chairs
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
>8pm >No one drafted yet
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>Titans in 5 minutes
A MAHOMESIAN PLAYER
>Comparison is Mahomes Yeah, nah.
>clips from SBLIX Ah yes, Mahomes best game
Uhhh Jags?
jags are gonna take abdul carter
>jags trading up What's their plan?
>>1679 Fucking up as usual
Bad trade by the Jags regardless who they get. They still a bad franchise I guess.
>Trading up just for Hunter Yeah Jags gonna jag.
can I post in this piece of shit yet
>giving up the house to move from 5 to 2
browns robbed the jags but then again its the browns, they'll probably waste those picks
>>94 I've been on 8kun with no /sp/ :(
The fuckin jaw on this man
lmfao jags
get this clown out of here
Welcome future Rams player
>>1686 Imagine being a fan of this team and never seeing them sniff an Owl because the owner's special little man wants to run the team
Giants drafting Jeanty here would be peak kino moment.
no way abdul carter drops past #3
SHEDEUR BTFO
Shedeurbros...........
hate wins again
I know I'm late but >jasg
>named Carter >burka freaks
So this is the next guy who is gonna get stolen by the Iggles in a few years?
>nig >nig >nig uh.....
SHEDEUR YOU ARE A PITTSBURGH STEELER
Did the Browns wanted Sanders?
>>1695 >>1696 its over
Patriots should draft that bigass WR from Arizona
>>1704 I really wanted him for the Giants HTTR
>>1700 No, that's Parsons.
>>1704 The way the woke racist media pretends he's good is really remarkable
why are the sanders in hiding?
>>1703 They're picking Jeanty
>>1709 They realized he isn't gonna be a top 10 pick
Who are my reffies taking this year?
Finally, a white guy
Good pick for the Pats or nah?
>>1713 He'll have a quiet, successful career with no media slurping and no off-field incidents
>DT 5th overall jesus this year's class is really ass, huh
>>1714 it's a boring, safe pick.
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>>1712 A big W
>big dumb hick the ideal lineman he'll be a HOFer
>>1702 God please no. He’s terrible.
>>1714 Extremely mid. Drafting o-line isn’t horrible for them but Campbell physical flaws (tiny wingspan) will not translate to playing tackle at the NFL level. That being said he can play Guard or Center just fine probably and they need that too. But the 4th fucking overall pick isn’t for for drafting guards or centers lol.
The jingle going off after Goodell is already talking is annoying
AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE
>>1720 The Steelers aren't winning an Owl until their nepo baby owner dies, and he ain't that old yet
>>1720 NTA but it's 100% happening, believe it
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>>1723 FREEE FAAAAAALLLLIN
Papa Khan learning from his autistic son.
Welcome Shaedur to….
>>1704 Not even the worst play by him
>picking a RB in the first >picking a RB in the top 10 >raidniggers
>>1730 Who should they have picked?
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So far >Tits Cam Ward is probably gonna be mid but they needed a QB. What else do you do. >Jags I think Travis Hunter can be the generational player worthy of what they gave up for him but fuck that was a lot to give >Giants Good pick. Didn’t over think it >Pats Meh. I don’t think he’s the best tackle in the class unless you’re gonna play him at a different position. Should have traded down >Browns lol lmao even
>>1728 the Houston Roughnecks
Every single Raider fan in their section has an STD
>Jeanty Bearsbros...
>>1734 kek
>Raiders Most Pete Carroll pick of all time lol. I don’t hate it though.
>>1730 this draft class sucks, I don't hate the pick
good for Jeanty.
>>1736 Laughing at the Cowboys too LOL
>>1730 Anon we live in a world where the RB is increasing in value again if they’re a true first round caliber player. Jeanty is that.
>>1735 >in their section
>>1733 >>Browns >lol >lmao even Browns are already playing to win next year's draft
>>1703 People realized he's not good
Jets are taking Armand Membou. At least they didn't take some clown like Sanders with a 1st.
>>1745 Bad enough to slide out of the 1st round? Perhaps someone will trade back in like the Ravens did with Lamar.
>Jeanty becomes the fifth running back taken in the first round by the Raiders in the common draft era, joining Marcus Allen, Napoleon Kaufman, Darren McFadden and Josh Jacobs.
>>1744 Giving up Travis Hunter is a huge ask for that though.
>>1746 they keep building their oline while having shit QBs
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is quinn pooers even gonna get drafted?
Of course the NFL has to show the Jets Draft Blunder videos.
>>1750 Thats probably ideal: use lots of good draft picks on oline while your awful QB keeps the team bad until you finally get to a QB you really want. Besides this was always gonna be a reset year for them after the Erin debacle
>>1752 How does anyone end up a Jets fan? <I was born in NY! The Giants are right there...
>>1753 but their shit QBs play like shit and then the blame gets put on the OL and they never last.
>>1752 >The New York Jets' first round selection, fullback- >OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Roger Vick, Texas A&M that moment will never not be funny
Is Tyler Warren a good TE?
>>1757 Warren is the Gronk of the draft, Loveland is the Kelce.
>>1758 Rams needs one of those
if the saints don't take shedur he's falling hard
>>1760 He's unironically going to the Steelers. Steelers are running Shadook and Rodgers next year
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>>1757 yea
>>1760 I think the Steelers will draft Sanders with their 1st according to insider rumors I've seen.
>>1761 there's no way Rodgers signs there if they draft a QB
>>1764 It's that or retire. Where else can Rodgers go?
Damn, 2 OTs in the first 10?
>OT SHADEURBROS IT'S OVER
>>1766 like, another dimension maaaaaaan
>>1766 Pat's new cohost
>>1763 they're also the betting favorite to take him
Pittsburgh status?
>camera on shedur OOF
I am dying to find out who falls for the Shadeur meme.
Yup, saints are preparing to draft Arch Manning
my top two NFL waifus
women ruin everything.
Colleen out here just spamming emotes
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Can we go back to the draft?
>>1777 I would have SEX with them, if you know what I mean
Interesting that the Bears are taking TE Colston Loveland over Tyler Warren.
Why can't they drop the schedule now?
>an announcement for an announcement
>>1781 Explain?
>>1785 I would do the sex
please boo
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>>1782 great move honestly. ben johnson wants another laporta type TE and not a mayers type TE
>yfwdbwdsb
>a RB, a TE, and a gadget player in the top 10 of a single draft top kek
>>1791 this is one of the least hyped and weak drafts in a long time
Bears got a good pick up with Colston?
>>1791 >Travis Hunter >gadget player Just say you didn’t watch his tape lol
>>1793 Yes he’s arguably TE1 and a high impact prospect. Caleb has zero excuses now.
>>1793 Both Warren and Colston are good TEs. Colston is a better receiver. Warren more versatile with blocking, receiver, and trick play throwing.
>no clear QB need between now and the Steelers It's so fucking obvious. Who else is left that might want a QB? The Clots?
I don't fucking caaaaaaaare about the military!
Who the fuck will the kekboys pick?
>>1800 Something retarded probably
>>1800 Shederp
>>1800 Another offensive weapon
gonna laugh if Kyle McCord gets picked before Shedeur
lol cowboys
A FUCKING GUARD
>tyler bookerscott
>guard at 11th I don't know ANY of these motherfuckers
>>1801 Like clockwork
A.....guard? What?
>guard at 11 uhh
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>cowboys
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>this "draft party" looks like a cringe paid for political rally
>>1810 The same people bitching about a guard will whine all season when their QB gets sacked 5 times a game
>>1814 do the cowboys even need OL that badly?
>>1815 didnt they just lose Zack Martin to retirement?
>>1816 yea, but I mostly heard the cowboys linked to RBs and WRs.
>the next gronk >his QBs are Anthony Richardson and Daniel Jones brutal
M-maybe Atlanta will take Shaduer...
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Great wall of Tyler
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>>1820 >mfw my GM drafts a QB two years in a row
>falcons using all their time they're really trying to not do something retarded again
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Come on Falkeks, bring on the funi
>>1824 Sanders is going to D.C., just as a Defender
>>1823 The NFL front office called them and said the draft is going too fast so they need to stall for time so they can show more ads
I still don't get why the cardinals signed gannon as their coach >>1827 good pick tbh
>>1828 They actually didn't do something hilariously stupid. Color me surprised.
fuck my iggles were supposed to take him
For the dudes at home, do they just have a box of each teams' hat?
>>1831 yeah
>>1832 What do they do with the rest?
Dem Boyz status?
Shemar Stewart going to be good? Bungals have been pretty good at drafting these past years right?
>>1834 Eat them
>>1834 Send them to a third world country, like Zimbabwe or England
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>>1836 >Shemar Stewart going to be good? maybe? he one of those guys that doesnt have gaudy stats but is very disruptive
2 more picks until the Shaduer
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Im just happy my Saints didnt draft Coach Primate's son
>>1842 They might tomorrow
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>>1842 based
Steelers should go with Dart
I'm getting bored of these safe picks. I want to see QBs and trades and Drama.
>>1845 Imagine if they do, lol
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This shitty team will never learn their lesson
>>1846 We'll get Steelerskino soon
is this /nfl/ also mostly filled with igglesfags?
How the fuck do you only have 4.5 sacks in 3 years?
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>A fucking WR
>>1850 Lifelong Eagles fans since February
>>1851 By being a corner.
Giants are going to try and trade back into the first round for a QB.
>>1855 and they take Jalen Milroe lol
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If the Steelers draft primate's son I'm going to have to find a new team
>>1856 The rumors I heard were the gm loves Sanders and the coach likes Dart. Hilarity ensues with either choice.
5 minutes until we know Shadooks fate
K W A B W A B
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Shedeursissies...
LOL
>it's a DT SHADOOKSISTERS
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>>1857 Thank god. Good pick
Lol, lmao even
>coach primate
Aaron Rodgers orchestrated all of this
>>1868 And there it is
2026 Colorado assistant head coach, Shedeur Sanders
>Jaxon Dart might actually get drafted before Sheduer Lol, so that's what happens when you have an ego
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son i am disappoint. gonna have to move you to the bottom of the child tier list
>Chorgering the draft
jesus hurry up chorgers
The commentators' repeated whining regarding teams not picking Shadeur is getting on my nerves.
Vikings drafting Sanders
>more RBs than QBs
What if the Chiefs draft Shedeur just for the lulz
>>1880 I mean, Mahomes IS on the decline...
Houston drafting Sheduer
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my steelers :)
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>>1882 please no
>shstinky sandoodoo
>>1883 Steelers Anon! Good to see you out here in the wilderness!
>>1883 Congrats on dodging Shaduer
Lions legend Waffle's son is eligible for the draft next year
Eagles reportedly trying to trade up
Eagles reportedly trying to trade up
>>1891 >>1893 Eaglesmind...
>>1895 nah my post just fucked up lol
Howie is making the call
>go take a shit for 15 mins >packers still fucking have their pick in
>>1888 Sanders is going to be an absolute locker room cancer. It's wild how many people can't see this. He drives a gaudy Rolls Royce around campus and gave his Linemen a Maybach Mercedes. Correction, that's lineMAN, because he only bought his favourite lineman a car. Fuck the rest, I guess. That seems great for team unity.
>>1900 >Correction, that's lineMAN, because he only bought his favourite lineman a car. My fucking sides
>>1900 And there it is
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>>1898 lmfao no one is going to trade with howie bunch of faggots
Here we go baby! Lets see who they pick!
>gnats back in the first round SANDERSBROS, WE CAN STILL WIN
>Gints drafting Dart
GIANTS TRADING BACK UP TO 25
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>>1900 Oh you're telling me a guy who blames his o line for a terrible performance won't lead an NFL locker room? What a fucking shock
FROM DANNY DERPS TO JAXSON DERPS
KWABEUR KWABERS
They better start him next season
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAA
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>COACH PRIMAPE JR
Why did the Rams move out of the first round?
Wtf is Atlanta doing?
what a QB room
>Shartdeur
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>Dart drafted >SHADEUR >SHADEUR >SHADEUR This shit is so annoying
>>1916 >>1913 >>1915 >>1909 The public humbling of this egotistical nepo-baby dirtbag might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
>>1919 >>1918 The Falcons gave the Rams their 1st round pick next year LMFAO
Fuck this shit dude, my Commies need defensive players. Stop trading up
>>1925 I guess rams two 1st round pick would be good for them
>All that to trade up
Sanders status?
>>1929 Racism won...
>>1929 2nd rounds to Browns
>>1930 Damn I feel so bad for him, is there anyone who could come move up to get him?
>>1927 >>1927 >giving up your 2nd and 7th this year and your FIRST ROUND PICK NEXT YEAR to move back into the 1st round for the 25th pick well, the falcons just couldn't resist doing something dumb
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>>1928 wtf is wrong with this man?
>>1929 >Having an ego as a mediocre qb just because your dad was a legend in the nfl Nepokids
Did McCarthy always sound this clueless?
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>>1929 I imagine his meltdown will be glorious
The Browns are still looking for a QB, but I'm not sure who else would make an aggressive move for one.
>>1938 I can imagine the hysterical screaming over at plebbit due to the Giant's blatant racism. Jaxson rhymes with Saxon. He couldn't be any whiter. The Giants are literally Hitler.
Was Stephen A Smith lying when he said Sanders is the best qb in the draft
>>1942 no way he aid that
>>1942 No. It's just that everyone in the NFL hates black people
>You guys are crazy
>>1940 The Bills should draft Sanders just so he knows he will never be anything but a back-up at best, and he has to shine the shoes of a country-fried hillbilly MVP.
With the 32nd pick, the Super Bowl Champions Philadelphia Eagles have picked _____
>>1947 Their nose
>OT Not really a fan of this choice. We need defense
>most wins without SB appearance KWAB
There is a Chiefs fan holding a Mahomes face sign trying to battle a Bills fan holding a Josh Allen sign.
>>1947 Sanders
>average Bills fan
>>1953 >more agile than any Bills receiver
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Tommy want Hairston!
>howie switches picks with chiefs >32 to 31 but... why?
>>1949 Got to protect the franchise, Edges are deep in this draft iirc, i trust in AP
>>1956 Jewish tricks
That flexing ape-scream that every black draft pick does on his walk down definitely makes them look like rational human beings . Such a vibrant and beautiful culture.
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>naming your kid Jihad
howie strikes again
>>1961 Problem, Infidel? You will feel the wrath of Allah, Inshallah.
>>1961 behead those who insult the iggles
kek Sanders
>>1965 KWABOTY
>Shitpoo Sanders
>>1965 >Bad nepobabs with an ego Gonna be a brown tomorrow
Andy Reid is smart as usual. That's all I'm watching tonight, good night.
>round 1 is over see you faggots tomorrow
I missed the Chiefs and Eagles, anything interesting?
Turns out nobody wants to deal with an endless shitshow circus while losing a wild card road game every few years before moving on
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/113413873/#113415084 I called Dart going in the first round four years ago, after his very first game that wasn't garbage time mop up duty. Yes, he didn't exactly go #1, but I did not anticipate him transferring to a simple offense that severely limited the complexity of his reads - that offense is the only reason he wasn't drafted top 10. Kid had that grown-ass-25-year-old-man-at-18 look to him like LeBron James did when he was 18. G-men got a hell of a physical specimen. No homo. We'll see how he adjusts to the NFL after not having to make many reads at Ole Miss.
Who won the draft and who lost?
>>1976 No idea who won, but the Jags definitely lost
>>1976 long way to go clowns win solely by not going with another shitty meme qb
>>1978 Too bad they have a shitty meme QB for the next two years anyway
>>1976 >>1981 i thought they came to terms with paying $100m to the crippled 30time sex offender so it would not report to camp
>>1976 Jaguars and Falcons lost Browns won, but will fuck it up completely, as per tradition.
>>1941 While simultaneously ignoring this years 1st pick was a nigger. And last years #1 and #2.
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Would've liked to see my kangz trade down, but I don't hate the Donovan Jackson pick. He rounds out our OL nicely.
>>1942 No he legitimately believe that horseraisin
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>Shedeur not picked in Round 1 keeping receipts
/spee/ is back
>>1976 Falcons traded back into the 1st round, by giving up a fucking 1st round pick next year. That move is so stupid alone that it means they lost.
Holy shit what if Shedeur becomes the Black Tom Brady for this disrespect.
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>Shadoodoo is STILL sliding
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>Not even a third rounder Holy fuck
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