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/holy/ - Christian Themed Media General Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:27:17 No. 11504
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Thankyou anon.
Welcome back bible-thumpers and cute-bun appreciators
How is everyone preparing for Easter? Multiple file posting is pretty kino.
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We are so back!
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Howdy.
>>11617 with family in rural quisco, of course. also hopefully 4chan implements this should they ever come back.
>>14376 We are Indeed!
>>14738 4chan is never implementing any improvement dawg, having trash, janitors/mods that dont instaban you for no reason, or waiting 10 min to post every time is the greatest improvement they would grant.
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>>14944 Wow. Just kill all the fun. Put all the fun in camps why don't you?
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Happy Easter! He is risen!
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>"J-j-jesus is back? H-he's not still angry at me for threatening Francis. R-right?"
We are so back.
>>11504 We are so fucking back
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No easter content? isn't that a religious obligation to praise the blood of angel buns or something on this day
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>>17628 He's looking for you Marty, and he's gonna kick your ass
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>>19621 That's right...let those grippers hang gabby...
>>19621 This is very nice Anon, a late Easter gift
>>21234 God saw that his holy thread moved to 8chan and got so mad he fired his official representative
>>23023 And delivered the pink slip via JD Vance
>/holy/ on 8chan Finally, I'm sure our userbase will be cut down a bit, but I've always preferred this site. >>19621 The chomp is cute.
How ticklish are her paws? *I dont have a good paw pic on my phone*
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>>24709 >ITS LORE RED ALERT HARE BOYS
so what's the post limit on 8chan?
>>24709 The /uh/ refuge on plus cracked what the border was spelling. >The old guard never left.
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>>24709 So they DO recruit human souls to be assistants... You know what this means right? Angel Marty & Friend Franz could become canon
>>25073 Curious, would Marty rescue him mid combat? Also jog my memory, is the joke with Franz still that he's "totally" not a ww2 German soldier? >>24709 This shit is so interesting, sorta beats out season 3 for me personally. The way the painting of Zag changes in particular is so cool. I'd also say I'm pretty certain at this point the angels are infact the legit angels they claim to be, not some ai or entity made by Wreath.
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>>24795 Most threads reach the thousands from what I've seen On the bright side we don't have to keep this thread on life support constantly, we can enjoy a slow comfy pace
>>24709 so they do just pluck humans up makes me wonder how close Jonah was to becoming a little woodland creature
>>25289 >Curious, would Marty rescue him mid combat? Nah, he took his soul after Franz died and was sent to Hell. Well I say took when Franz was practically given to him because Marty was too much of a stuckup prick to the other assistants >Also jog my memory, is the joke with Franz still that he's "totally" not a ww2 German soldier Well after the reveal of Friend Francois in the cards and Francois being Cammy's Friend. Franz has finally shed his fake French persona and finally be the proud German he always was deep down. Although it gets very awkward when he has to explain where/when he comes from.
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Hello Neighbors, Someone who was also from our original 4 board and moved to here when it went down. I've always seen your general on the catalog and i am curious about it but also usually too busy to watxh the whole stuff. Would you be kind to.give me a summary of the Angel Hare "Analog Horror" series if you may please? i don't mind spoilers, i already know basically all but still missing on some details that confuse me. So far i know >Gabby is actually THE archangel Gabriel >She's benevolent >actual Horror part is just a mundane, and awful, situation which comes from human main character having to dig out his horrible abusive chilhood back from thhe deepest forgotten depts of his subconscious and confront his past traumas >bnnuy helped him and was basically a big sis raising him through the tv screen telling him where to hide and how to tell in discreet ways to others when he felt he was in genuine life danger >abusive dad somehow died by the hands of bnnuy (?) >bnnuy can only 1-on-1 talk and help if her show is being actively watched and so all vhs "copies" are personalized but ONLY if they were home-made and all normal mass-produced Official copies are all dora the explorer levels of interactive and just as sentient >Human helped Bnnuy get into the internet so She could reach to more kids also in dire need of some light in theie lives >Bnuuy is having a bit of despair (?) over seeing just how MANY people have awful lives due circumstances outside their own control, but still tries to help >But she's basically overworking double overtime overstressed overloaded and no amout of coffe would be able to help
>>29755 I think you've understood it fairly well.
>>29755 Spot on
>>29755 after what you've listed here >Gabby gets lost on the internet and seperated >She can split her attention but clearly not a lot because the internet fragments her or something >She vanishes and can't get back >Angel Zaggy comes down and is super suspicious of Jonah >They bicker a bit but Zag, Francis and Jonah try to investigate where Gabby went >zag is another angel and his show is a old-timey detective cartoon >They find Gabby by broadcasting the show a ton >Jonah and Gabby (human and bunny) agree to stick by eachother and be there for eachother and its really heartwarming >then season 3 >third angel was helping jonah's friend segen >He fucked up real hard >Third Angel, cammy, is inside a video game and has tried to give segen confidence and help with his fucked up trauma >tldr Jonah went to segen's house when Gabby killed his dad >It seems like they lost touch after and that fucked up segen cause Jonah was probably his only friend >Cammy apparently lost his woodland critter friend cause they sucked >anyways Jonah plays the game, wins pretty easy and everyone tells Cammy to stop being a bitch >also to take a break and get better >Jonah reconciles with Segen >BUT SOMEONE IS WATCHING THEM >BIG TWIST thats where the series is currently, basically it went from Jonah reuniting with his guardian angel to him becoming a operator for a bunch of angels so they can spread the good word and shit.
>>29916 I mean, yeah. Move over Charlie's Angels, we got Jonah's Angels.
>>29863 >>29913 >>29916 Many thanks friends, Thank you for helping me clarify the small details i felt were missing, i hope you all have a pleasant week.
So, what did you all do for Easter?
This series unironically rekindled my interest in the faith. Still too nervous to go to church, but I at least find myself praying more often in earnest.
>>32494 >What did you do for easter Your mom
>>23839 I bet they're angelically soft ans sensitive
>>32494 Ate some nice beef stew. I'm not much of a cook but I can throw stuff into a crock-pot
>>25724 If Jonah’s mom wasn’t a factor, Gabby probably would’ve gone through with it.
Arise devoted souls, the Holy Crusade is not yet complete. You have a job to do
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Gabby wouldn't say that... would she?
>>39857 Nope, we don't do that dispershit here
>>40026 That's not the question I asked
>>40055 No, Gabby would never say that.
>>24709 So Francine wasn’t being entirely honest about how she met Zag before.
It’s back up
>>11617 Holy shit moar submarine screw zaggy
The 4chan board is down
>>44146 Wouldn't be a bad idea to keep this thread as a bunker, though I doubt many 4cuck-only users will post here as well
>>44146 probably died due to the board's speed, can make a new thread later
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Are we staying here or 4ch? Also, hello. I'm permanently IP banned because spammers apparently use my ISP :-(
>>44485 Benny!!! We're mostly over on 4chan, but we're still keeping this thread for bunker purposes.
Got banned from halfchan for trying to promote this thread, was also trying to say I watched Jesus of Nazareth with a pal on Easter :(
>>44651 halfchan being homo as usual Hope everyone can eventually post again, feel terrible that Benny got perma'd
>>44651 halfchan is afraid of competition
>>44578 Fun. I guess I can just keep posting here while I consider getting a 4ch pass... Can you say hello to the crew in halfchan for me? Much love.
Well looks like halfchan's /holy/ is dead, rip.
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Scans when?


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