>>619 (OP) yaaay we're still alive

>>762 Wonder where the other lost petals went.

>>826 alone alone all all alone alone on a wide wide sea.

>>1007 Needing plampts to come and give them core cuddles

Plommy please put collar on neck

>>1300 overprotective plommy who makes you get into her chest cavity and hug her core when she goes out because she doesn't want to leave you home alone or let you walk around outside where you might get hurt

>>1676 >Affini that grafts some plants in the form of a baby carrier to herself so she can always keep you right next to her

>>1685 cute...

>natural predatory cunning Someones vandalized the word charisma from the OP again. Is that new for this OP or was that past thread already? I cant be botherd to Check. Y tho?

>>2486 Lazy copy/paste job on my part.

>>2556 Nah i dont blame you if you just copied it and it was already that way. I just wonder why someone keeps fucking with it... Need plommy to give me a good (core) huggie and make me feel small and protected and safe... Im so tired of feeling vaguely anxious all the time... Im not even part of any persecuted groups that actualy have reason to feel afraid... i can walk around at night alone relatively unafraid, and talk to the cops without fear of abuse or death... and yet the smallest of incidents of some juvenile harrasments leave me vaguely anxious and disquieted for days... i just need a big plant to make theirs and claim me, make me feel owned and controled...

YOU PATHETIC WORMBRAINS DIDNT THINK SHUTTING DOWN YOUR COMMS CHANNELS AND MOVING TO ANOTHER SPACE WOULD KEEP YOUR COMMUNICATIONS SAFE, DID YOU? THE FIRE OF FREEDOM WILL ALWAYS FIND ITS PROPER MARK! IT WILL BURN BRIGHTLY AND ANIHILATE THE OPRESSORS! MAYBE NOT TODAY; MAYBE NOT TOMOROW! BUT IT WILL! SOONER THAN YOU THINK! YOU CANT CRUSH THE WILL TO POWER OF HUMAITY; NAY, OF ALL SAPIENT LIFE! FREEDOM IS THE NATURAL STATE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE PERVERSELY DELUSIONAL SICKNESS YOU SEEK TO FORCE UPPON THE UNIVERSE WILL ONE DAY BE EXCISED LIKE THE CANCER IT IS! MAYBE IT WONT BE ME, OR MY BROTHERS, OR THEIR SONS, OR THEIR BROTHERS, OR THEIR SONS! BUT THE DOWNFALL OF OPRESSION IS AS INEVITABLE AS THE MARCH OF TIME! WELL OR ILL, FREEDOM WE'D DIE FOR YOU! FREE TERRA!!

>>4203 Free Terra and do what with it? Cuz from where I'm standing, the air and water are clean, housing, food, and healthcare are free, and crime is basically nonexistent. There are fucking forests, you can just go there and chill, nobody's charging you or stopping you.

tfw sleepy bitch

>>2589 You're a very good boy and entirely deserving of a loving owner and plenty of care, petal. Mistress will keep you safe.

>>4456 But at what cost? You are ruled over alien imperialists, with no real representation or self determination or rights. By alien imperalists which dont even see us as people, at that. They keep lightly less than half of our species as LITTERAL CHATTEL PROPERTY, employ litteral mind-control implants in said slaves. You have no right to privacy, or self determination, or freedom of speech, or freedom of asociation and have to say "please and thank you" to be allowed to move your residence. You are threatend at all corners with being made part of the slave caste for minor offense caused to the occupiers, not just serious crimes, but something as minor as looking at a double-entry ledger. The acord wasnt perfect. Im not the type of fanatic to tell you such politicianesque lies. I'd prefer it to slavery any day, but thats besides the point. We can build something better. With freedom for all. Free from oppressive systems of any kind. Noone has the right to tell someone else what they can and cant do.

>>5070 >have to say "please and thank you" Oh no, not behaving like a reasonable and civilized individual. What hardship.

>>5070 Watch as I dissect your argument, point by careful point. >You are ruled over alien imperialists with no real representation or self determination or rights yaaaaay :D >alien imperalists which dont even see us as people YAAAAAAY :D >LITTERAL CHATTEL PROPERTY, employ litteral mind-control implants in said slaves mommy only uses my 'mplant to make me feel more happy and to make me listen to her better sometimes >You have no right to privacy, or self determination, or freedom of speech, or freedom of asociation and have to say "please and thank you" to be allowed to move your residence. You are threatend at all corners with being made part of the slave caste for minor offense caused to the occupiers, not just serious crimes, but something as minor as looking at a double-entry ledger. h-hot >We can build something better. With freedom for all. Free from oppressive systems of any kind. no one should be free from being happy :( >Noone has the right to tell someone else what they can and cant do mommy does!!! it's in the contract i signed :D

>>4671 hnnnghn need core cuddle...

>>5070 >We can build something better. Can we? We had thousands of years to do it, why didn't we? Every planet we touch, we turn into a literal garbage heap, and one percent of the people there live like kings while the rest live like what? Oh yeah, like slaves and chattel. A little less than half the species being owned is better than a little less than all. At least the walking broccoli have the decency to call it what it is.

If the affini are inherently good why do Class-O xenodrugs exist Turning thinking people into nonfunctional meat puppets is objectively evil no matter how you slice it

>>5460 Who said anything about "inherent good"? Facts are, vastly fewer people are enslaved, abused, or exploited under plant rule than when we were in charge. As for Os, those are for real psychos, serial murderers and shit. If humanity is inherently good, why do most unoccupied territories still have capital punishment? Some colonies still have hanging on the books and they can't even look at your memories to make sure the court didn't fuck up and swing the wrong guy.

>>5232 Stars you must be fun at parties. If you're that much of a hopless misanthrope its no wonder you took the first chance you got to turn your back on your own kind. Also, there were no slaves in the accord. Being a poor wagie is not the same as being litteral chattel property, and its insidious commie nonsense to suggest otherwise. Have you considerd the common factor in all these ills is the state? There shouldnt be one.

>>5460 because class-O xenodrugs are good and your opposition to them is rooted in such a bizzare ethical wrongheadedness it's not worth the time to try to unpack it

>>6561 In fact, in this case, being a poor wagie is objectively worse than being 'literal chattel property' as you insist on putting it. Anarkiddies never beating the allegations

Mistress why are the indies arguing :( Why dont the just get along and hug it out and make out? They must be so unhappy having to think so many big thoughts and being so disagreeable... I much rather get pat by mistress and cuddle and play silly little games :D

>>6843 They're actually so silly-headed that they enjoy this kind of thing. Does your mistress know you're on the big boy network? Maybe you're not ready for it.

>>7329 No telling what he saw on the unfiltered net, I'd recommend some precautionary memory scrubbing

My local social auditor has actually encouraged me to engage feralists on the net. The more I keep them talking, the more data points they give. You'd be amazed how many fugitive crews have been traced by one member accessing the net when they shouldn't.

hello friends new audio fresh off the presses. this ones about taking compliments better and also tickle torture as a "funishment" https://soundgasm.net/u/Cadence_The_Hypnotic_Floret/HDG-Complimentary-Corrections-2-Crime-and-Funishment-Praise-KinkTickle-TortureHypnosis

Feralists after I get my hands on them

there's a bunker thread on libpol too btw libpol.org/tttt/266282

>>9329 why i want to go to a site that explicitly advertizes itself as politicaly cencored

>>11808 why would you give a shit about political censorship? this is an alien plant femdom thread not /pol/

>>11949 >this is an alien plant femdom thread not /pol/ gas the weeds space war now!

Does anyone know any stories of war between Affinis and humans?

>>13065 >Does anyone know any stories of war between Affinis and humans? That's usually only at the very beginnings of stories and pretty quickly sidelined though, right? The affini are thousands of years ahead of humanity, there isn't much of a war to write about.

>>13085 Yeah, battles tend to last minutes at most, SOP is they first shut down your ship and it's dead in the water.

>>5154 based

When is mistress comming home ;_; I miss her lots :(

Well hi there, petals. Is this the same group that was on 4chan's /trash/ board? I recognize Pyro-Chan off the rip. Missing some other faces, too. >>9329 I found that one first, but unfortunately can't phonepost there, so this is it for me...

>>14069 I tried to rescue as many cuties from there as I could, but I don't know how many checked the ghost posts in the archive.

>>14069 This is me. Guess Ill go ahead and claim my trip here. >>14077 I need to check the archive then. Thank you very much for trying to get people moved. Its a shame we seem kind of split. Aura found the thread on libpol, and I reckoned id go digging to see where else we'd pop up. Im so happy to see people keeping it alive!

>>14077 >I don't know how many checked the ghost posts in the archive. i was the first one to figure out that i could ghost post which means plommy has to give me the most headpats for being such a smart pet

Total wormhead death Kill wormheads. Behead wormheads. Roundhouse kick a wormhead into the concrete. Slam dunk a little sprout into the trashcan. Crucify filthy florets. Defecate in a wormheads food. Launch wormheads into the sun. Stir fry wormheads in a wok. Toss wormheads into active volcanoes. Urinate into a wormheads compiler. Judo throw wormheads into a wood chipper. Twist plantfuckers heads off. Report wormheads to the OCNI. Karate chop wormheads in half. Curb stomp degenerate plantfucker wormheads. Trap wormheads in quicksand. Crush wormheads in the trash compactor. Liquefy wormheads in a vat of acid. Eat wormheads. Dissect wormheads. Exterminate wormheads in the gas chamber. Stomp wormhead skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate wormheads in the oven. Lobotomize wormheads. Mandatory spacing for wormheads. Grind wormhead implants in the garbage disposal. Drown wormheads in exotic matter. Vaporize wormheads with a ray gun. Kick old wormheads down the stairs. Feed wormheads to alligators. Slice wormheads with a superknife.

>>14097 You are very good and no doubt deserving of all the pets, sweetheart. It really is unintuitive. I had no idea you could even do that until a few minutes ago, haha.

>>14113 Why are you like this, feralist-chan?

>>14118 Because he's afraid they'll find out the truth, and then make it happen. He wishes to be the little girl.

>>14118 floret faggots live in unbelievable luxury as a reward for betraying terra while we have to live in interstellar space subsisting off of paste cubes and "coffee" that tastes like piss and shit because the water recycling unit broke sometime between now and the last rotation if i could i'd strangle every one of those subhumanoid turncoats to death with my bare hands. i hate them more than i have ever hated the weeds

>>14170 Sounds like a you problem, bro.

>>14113 >feed wormheads to alligators Didn't the alligators already die out?

>>14304 the weeds brought alligators back just in time for us to feed their degenerate pets to them

>4chan goes down >kiwi instantly stops larping as a sub fed? nice to see the rest of you here

>>15262 Eh, I mean, one of my original gripes, like, 7 months back, was about how I have been pushed into domming in every kinky relationship I've ever been in for 15ish years despite wanting to sub. I have significant experience as a dom and I have my dommy moments because I wouldn't have even caved on it if it didn't appeal to me in some way. But I still consider myself a switchy sub overall - I dom because thats what other people like me to do, not necessarily because I'm inclined to it. So... yea, maybe its something of a LARP because I've never been allowed to sub for realizes. Can I have that, at least? ;3;

no just stop

Nice to see more of the pop poping up here. Hi Angel!

Need plommy to shove her vines in my brain and make the Bad thoughts go away, Insert good tingly instead Make me hers, utterly break me But only part-time So i can go do normal things some of the time and have hobbies Only to go be broken again and spend the rest of the day blissed out blitzed on love and biorythms .plis gib big plant

>>14170 You could be living in unbelievable luxury too, just saying. All you need is an hour and access to your ship's comm module.

good morning /hdgg/. i like incest mom and her mindblasted feralist kid she gets to meet a few weeks after he gets picked up from his TCN ship. now floret has had so much of his memory and personality sandblasted away by hypnosis that he no longer speaks and doesn't remember his mother (maybe is especially affectionate/feels safe around her, though…). AND, and this is important, the mother always desired him but knew it was wrong, and her willpower to resist is being eroded away by her son’s new owner telling her it's alright now, her son won't mind anymore in the middle of sex breaks down crying and hugs him and apologizes over and over again, says she’s sorry she let him get drafted and she’s sorry he got domesticated and she’s sorry she couldn’t keep him safe and that she loves him gets florted herself by her son’s owner they get to be brainblasted and happy together forever

>>15842 Hi! I know at least a couple of our regs have been anonposting between here and libpol. Some of us have some apprehension about using new sites, so matriculation might be slow. Libpol breaks on my phone so I can only post there in the 1.5ish window I use my PC on some days - tho I did post a very broken "im here gaiz" message there. Ill probably make a point of at least crossposting the existing threads to each other as they pop up so we can at least maintain awareness. I like this little community a lot and dont want to see it dissolve just because 4chan shat the bed. :< >>15850 Mememe. Bonus points if we can Class B edit the breaking out so I can experience it for the first time every time. Please? Plsplspls? The more I think about it, the more part time florethood sounds ideal. Like, I only need help, like, 1/3 of the time. But when I need it, boy do I need it.

The Boardowner of this trash Board is accepting banners over in the sticky thread We should consider a Banner for hdgg while we remain in excile here

>>16336 >The more I think about it, the more part time florethood sounds ideal. Ive been saying this for a while! I'd put a 50/50 clause or such im my contract. Sometimes the 'outdoor cat' almost-just-an-indie stuff is nice! Normal hobbies and people stuff. But then, othertimes, i wanna do nothing but cuddle and utterly adore my owner.

>>16324 They're never beating the rapist allegations at this rate man

>>16600 it's not rape if their owners consent on their behalf ::::)

>>16700 It's only rape if it happens to an Affini. Otherwise it's just sparking CNC

>>16700 you understand <3

Pick a 'finni?

>>17478 +5 more

>>17478 Ill take #3! the others are good also though 1 and 10 are only ones im not a huge fan of realy though, theres more to picking an owner than cute looks you know!

>>17478 #3 #3 #3 She's so pretty!!!

>>17478 I'd definitely stick my thing into #4 how could you not im sure there'll be no untoward consequences

>>17488 for me it's #6 and 7 pretty....

Affini neighbor that has an obnoxiously focred "cool" persona and slips you joints with her dried xenodrug infused leaves in it >hey fellow sophont, look what i got got you ;) Dont tell noone what will happen when you smoke one, i wonder? Only one way to find out right?

You know, the thread on fagchan is alot busier but i think its turning out to its detriment. Thisones comfiers.

>>18176 Libpol? Yea, I think theres most people there but the convo is very... eh, lots of philosophizing about the nature of the Affini and overall taking it very seriously despite the wiki outright stating that the imperialism aspect isnt good, some parts of it all is fucked up, and the entire point is to enable kink stories. Yaknow, "depiction is not endorsement. Im sure it'll get back to plampt tho - we had those weird convos pop up on 4chan, too.

please i need to be tied up in vines and squeezed put some thorns on some of her vines so that i can feel her *extra* much when she squeezes me the sensations of comfort, submission, pain all blending into one eye watering extacy and adoration crying tears of both pain and utter happiness at getting to be near, be valued by, the sheer perfection of mistress gratefull to the utmost for evry little pinch and prick ;_;

>>18432 Vines on your throat so you can never question that every breath you take is a gift from Her. Vines on your chest so She can decide how much air you need. Vines on your arms so you never try to fight Her. Vines on your ankles so you can never think you can so much as try to run. Vines on your chin so that like a sunflower you will always look at Mistress.

>>18540 o-oh yea... thats good stuff... yes please...

>>17569 Aw... Are you a high-needs rescue, darling?

>>17488 Bonus! Your mistress has a very close friend who visits your hab often and thinks you're just the *cutest* little thing. Pick one!

>>18654 +5!

>>17488 Every time I see the second one I get the sense she's reaching up and begging for cuddles.

>>18654 FIRST ONE FIRST ONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH nnEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD >>18630 y-yes....

>>18654 im fairly sure #2 is just an alraune monstergirl, not a fini she can be a fini if she wants to, i suppose... 1, 5 and 8 are my favorites among these! 7 is good too, for a "kidnapped in the dead of night" type fantasy. damm weeds... why'd they have to be to pretty...

>>18654 Th-the third one. Omg is that new? Thats so great, I love it. I need to be put on somefinni's strings and pulled about. Please? Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease???

>>18732 (shh, the affini haven't realized she's not one of them yet and she doesn't want to blow her cover)

>>18759 ooooooohhhhh she's getting florted so HARDDDDD

what if the ancient aliens nutters are right, and we were gene edited and influenced by aliens except, it was to prepare us to be the cutest pets!

>>18823 once the silly thing is found out she'll be given a nice, fertile, warm soil bed, as much nitrogen-rich rainwater as she likes, a doting owner who loves to preen her petals, and a cute human pinnate like she's always wanted. heaven.

waow I'm actually surprised that not only did this thread survive on /trash/, but now even 8chan

>>19558 Ikr? What can I say, people love their plamps!

>>19152 Oh, is there crossover from the monster girl thread here? Cute...

>>20032 Cant say i've been to a monstergril thread on trash before, but i did used to semi-regularly check the ones on /d/. Is paradox part 3 translated yet?

>>20866 /jp/ had the best monster girl threads (outside of those who already migrated to other sites before this incident)

>>21060 monstergirls also deserve plommy?

>>21217 >monstergirls also deserve plommy? Of course they do. All sophonts do.

>>21230 Do plommies deserve plommies of their own?

>>21217 That moment when the demon that owns you gets domesticated by an Affini. >>21479 Its just plommies all the way down? But who plommies the Everbloom? Is it self plommying?

>>21479 They deseve them if they desire them! Affini florets are not unheard of. >>21502 lol >Is it self plommying? imagine an affini acidentaly domesticating itself on its own rythms and drugs... somehow. Cute self-addicted mess of needyness.

>>21502 it'd probably be a bigger adjustment for her than for me, tbh. i'm already used to being lovingly owned!

>>21580 >be narcissist finni >take a cutting of myself >plant it >wait for it to grow into a clone of me >now we'll never be alone

>>21970 Lucky! Such a thing is far beyond my reach, sadly. But I can dream! Like the second pic there a lot, too. >>21580 Narcissus the Affiniz gazing into a mirror and drugging herself? Hrmmm...

>>21970 w-what are we gonna do with the scalpel, miss demon?

plambt

Is HbFY still around?

>>22612 I haven't seen anyone self identify as them, but someone posted a long form greentext in the bunker thread that seemed potentially her style? I've been thinking about reaching out to her on Disc to give her the bunker thread links, but I know she doesnt want to hear from me, so... >_<

Er, in the libpol bunker thread, that is. Was where I saw the long thing. Yea... derp.

>>21580 >imagine an affini acidentaly domesticating itself on its own rythms and drugs... somehow. >Cute self-addicted mess of needyness. 'Finni and core cuddler become fused in a nanotech accident.

Plommy please put vine alll the way through me squirm though all the intestines gently coating them in class As and squirming all throught the twists and turns and out my mouth to wrap around my neck hahaha normal thoughts :)

i will resist the affini compact until i die unless plommy puts a vine coated with class M inside me and smashes me into the walls and floor and ceiling in her hab like a balloon on a stick to the point where she has to revive me several times >>23352 you're weird

>>21580 Your new owner gives you a choice. They will either alter your tastebuds and digestive system so you enjoy a wider variety of foods and thus eat a healthier diet, or alter your physiology so you can subsist healthily on your favorite NEETcore diet. Which do you choose, petal?

>>23554 Why did you reply to that message with that? Anyways, its gotta be the second one. Change bad. I want to keep eating my post-midnight instant ramen (like i just did!) and nuggies and sweet sodas! All the indies will be so jelly!

>>23588 Didn't intend to reply, must've been leftover in the form.

Please to attach collar to neck Do it Do it Plis

>>18303 You know, its neato the thread theres busier... My guess is that they have diffrent vibes because this thread is mostly if not exclusively resques from the trash threads, while the other ones also contains a good chink of people that werent in those threads (either just people from libpol, or lgbt fugees instead of specifcaly hdgg fugees)

>>25922 i just hope we can go back home soon...

>>23742 gets me every time on this site, since the form doesn't reset when you close it

What if a plant came and cut me open and put a pice of her heart into my spine and then put me back together and gives me lots of drugs and a colar and pets and scritches and hugs and did kinky vineshibari stuff and invited over other pets for tea parties and "tea parties" and we went on walkies in the part and had picknicks and she showed me off to her friends and they'd all fawn over how cute and well trained i am and they also all gave me scritces and such and i'd love her so so so much and adore and worship her and I'd get to play all kinds of games and learn fun things and have adventures with her and andand --- yea wouldnt that be so funny hahaha :)

Plommy please come save me...

>>16600 humans often act against their own self-interests : ) the affini only help them to be happy.

Please plommy give nectarmilk :( its so lonely here...

>>16324 Maybe we have the same brainworms Cuddling with your mommy in a pet bed while your mistress pets you both... Or maybe the other way. Mama flort trying to teach her still feral recent-captured adult son/daughter to be a pet too... still trying to care for you and prepare you for this new world... cute little flort-to-be having their mama there to hold their hand and tell them that they're not in danger and it's okay to trust the pretty plant, she promises she won't let you get hurt...

Does anyone know any particularly good communities for chatting about this stuff? It all being anon makes it feel a lil lonely

>>32802 I think the issue is more the frequency of posts than the anonimytiy. I, infact, prefer the anonimity. But, if you dont, then theres an offical discord you could join? Offical for the setting that is, not to hdgg. Theres also tumblr and reddit comunitys? I havent been to any of those three though, so i cant say anything to their quality. If heard mixed things about the discord.

Aight plantfags i have a confession to make i might be discovering things about myself that im not sure i approve of Which is, you know alot of this pretty CGL coded anyways yea? Well maybe thats more appealing to me than im comfy admiting to myself i caught myself looking at the coloring books at the store just *smidge* too long today

>>32886 the discord is a real cesspool that managed to chase glitchy herself off the subreddit is an open sewer and most of the posters there are most likely 12-16 years (the post quality reflects it) old from what i've seen tumblr is probably anon's best bet

>>33049 There's absolutely nothing wrong with needing to be a little bit small and vulnerable, petal. It's absolutely nothing to be ashamed of; you deserve to color as much as your adorable little heart desires.

>>33049 You're an adult. You can find all sorts of kickass coloring books.

Topical

>>33646 >mloom

>>33646 Ah, now I see perfectly why they have that spiel about "no children allowed" on the wiki. This alone is horrifying.

>>34784 little sprouts are adult florets who have been mentally regressed to the point where their mental capacity is equal to that of a child imagine all the indescribably uncomfortable interactions between little sprouts and actual children >>34706 >rhytm

>>34908 I... why would someone... want that...? Being a kid kinda fuckin sucked? Like even for normal kids, you can't really do anything and everything you're allowed to do is boring as shit, right? Im not the weird one on this shit, right????? Like, kids spend 40 hrs a week bored in school and then go be bored at home cuz your only options are "play outside" or "play games" and you cant do cool shit thats actually fun cuz its all adults only. Right? Please tell me its normal to find the idea of doing kid shit so ghastly boring that you want to break your own skull against the wall?????

>>34979 they're most likely on brain melting levels of xenodruggies and have access to endless entertainment and stimulation. they probably never get bored ever in their entire lives for more than a few minutes at a time >why would someone... want that...? a significant portion didn't

>>34706 I wanted to post this earlier. I had to think whether I actually did and simply missed the (You) because the website's buggy.

>>34979 Anon makes a good point. Imagine being on lsd 24/7 while having unlimited subway surfer, minecraft, tiktok, and sex with friends for hundreds of years on end. That's all a floret really needs.

>>34979 Obviously you wouldnt have to do the boring shit. Sure all they do is "play games" but that was thouroghly entertaining as a kid, wasnt it?

>>35171 floret brainrot must be soul-scouring

>>36058 >she thinks florets have souls Lol Lmao Have you seen their eyes?

>>35171 In sequence: LSD - not for kids Subway Surfer - boring Minecraft - boring TikTok - HELLA boring Sex - also not for kids Im talking about these "I want to be a kid again" types not being a floret. Childhood for me sucked in many ways, but stripping away all the abuse and neglect I was still endlessly bored. I didn't start having fun with life til I was a late teen/adult, then work became mandatory. >>35518 Not... really...? It was just a time waster to me when Mom wouldn't let me go outside due to weather/darkness/etc. >>36089 Tbf the "empty eyes" bit is mostly just a reference to subspace. Subs deep in subspace get all glassy eyed. Kinda fun to watch em squirm.

>>36408 ... so what do you enjoy doing now...? there's not a lot i like doing now that a kid couldn't do. barring like, drinking and going to parties, which I don't consider one of my primary hobbies.

>>36506 Hiking, camping, clubbing/partying. I also take a lot of joy in research and science, which I was NOT even remotely capable of doing as a dumb kid. Rock climbing, bouldering, long distance running, biking, and swimming - good luck doing the later as a kid unless youre going circles on a track... and the later is out of the question except boring kiddies courses. Muay Thai, kickboxing, and judo (I need the full contact, not lame padded kiddie wrestling)... and ofc loooots of very kinky stuff. "Scuse me, mama, can I get tied up by my friends and called a disgusting mutt while they stretch all of my holes out and spank/whip me so hard I'll be bruised for at least a week?" Naw dawg, 100% adult activity. The only good thing about being a kid was that nobody questioned me about liking to take naps.

>>36583 oh hey, i'm also in research. what's your field?

>>36408 You know it's not like *actually* turning you into a kid, right? You can still take drugs and have sex or whatever.

>>36592 I'm not a formal scientist like some of the regs here. I just like understanding shit like astrophysics and quantum dynamics. I was a failure at grade school due being too bored to care, but held a 4.0 GPA in college because I was actually able to engage. >>36597 Yes, but as I've said before, I'm referring more to age regressors in general, NOT florets. Being a floret sounds dope. It's the "I want to be a literal kid again" angle I don't get.

>>34908 >little sprouts are adult florets who have been mentally regressed to the point where their mental capacity is equal to that of a child >imagine all the indescribably uncomfortable interactions between little sprouts and actual children I have no mouth and I must scream How does this work with domestication contracts, can they even be held to a contract anymore? If they can does that mean that actual children can sign and be bound by contracts? If they can't then why, the affini basically consider every other species children to them so how or why do they even make the distinction? Does this mean that ALL affini are in effect child molesters? Was the Emperor right about xenos the whole time?

>>36629 The canon answer is "dont think about it"

>>36408 Thanks for showing your age, I guess. I wouldn't want to be a regressed floret either, so neither of us have to worry about that. As strange as it might sound, having the affini here would be freeing for me. I don't suppose you know the feeling of sitting quietly staring into space while imagining things that you never described to anyone? >>36629 Florets were never going to be held to contracts regardless. Do you think an affini is going to simply allow a floret to fail at upholding its promises?

(Mostly posting this for the thread vets) Managed to touch base with Leaf. She's doing good, but still can't come back or associate with us. Kinda bittersweet, but I figured some folks might care to know she's okay.

If the compact is so great then how come I still managed to catch a cold? Checkmate weeds, your society isn't 100% perfect and safe! . . . only like- 99% perfect and safe...

>>37413 i've had either COVID or a really bad cold for the past 4ish days and so far i've spent the whole time yearning for plommy to come and make me feel better im so fucking cooked if they actually show up man

>>37435 We're cooked regardless of being sick. If they find out threads like this exist? Guaranteed they'd do everything in their power to track down everyone who posts, or even so much as lurks in hdg threads.

hmmm, thinking about crossover slop imperial knight getting domesticated with lots of mecha trauma. The noble's taming of the throne mechanicum makes them psionically stronger than the average terran. In a weird twist of fate, her getting implanted allows her to subtly influence her affini. Ends up with them becoming a gestalt entity, both one and the other

>>37471 Oh the otna will find out, dont yoz worry

>>37100 Im not sure i remember them, were they around for the trash threads? Im glad they're doing alright :) Though... unless someones monitoring their Web activity or something, it sounds mire like they doesnt *want* to asociate for one reason or another. Not that there cant be totaly valid reasons for that! But i doubt they're physicaly unable to. Hope life goes exzellent for em anyways though

>>37593 everybody who posts on /trash/ is getting involuntarily domesticated

>>37476 I'd read it, stories where the affini is also affected by the human (rather than only the other way around) are kino.

>>37749 >involuntarily

>>37593 She was one of the original trips. I think she was the second to turn on a tripcode? (After me - i changed my code twice in the life of the gen). She was in the /trash/ threads for a bit in fall of last year and then left abruptly for deeply personal reasons. Leaf was who started the "3 questions" thing that pops up now and then - which earned her the UN "Leaf Ledger". She had a MASSIVE impact on the early culture of the gen. But... yea, like i said, I know some folks wondered where she went and I guess she finally decided to accept my FR that had been sitting for 7 mos. Happy, but very very bittersweet. (Ive been kinda weepy abt it.)

>>38383 Clarification: She accepted the FR, we talked briefly, then she apologetically unfriended me again. I understand why but it still stings. .>_<.

>>37435 >>37471 If the affini were real I would 100% suicide bomb a wellness bureau office before being domesticated. Inshallah I will become one of the martyrs.

>>37827 Honestly my original thought was of the knight noble essentially power bottoming their 'ffini by just flooding them with human experience and sensation through their connection and in the affini essentially replacing their knight as their strong outer shell that contains them

>>39063 just admit that you want to star in a hardcore feralbreaking video nona

>>39086 I think it's unlikely that an affini would be so overwhelmed by a human's experience that they would be subsumed by it, since they live for so much longer than humans, but I can definitely see it in a melding kind of way.

>>39163 can i star in a hardcore be really nice to a scared feral video?

>>39333 >I think it's unlikely that an affini would be so overwhelmed by a human's experience that they would be subsumed by it by anyone else? Probably not. But part of the Imperial Knight's initiation is essentially their mind uplink taming of an AI in their suit's throne mechanicum that is millennia older than them so I'd give em a fighting chance

>>39336 >affini blankly staring into their tablet as the 2376th HARDCORE CLASS-A VINE CUDDLING FOR SCARED ADORABLE LITTLE CUTIEPIE TINY SILLY PRECIOUS FERAL SWEETHEART video autoplays

>>17478 1 and 10... i need them to act very creepy and predatory to me and then feed me lots of nectarmilk for being so good and easy

>>34979 being an adult kinda sucks... all i do is work for money and spend the money i just worked for. i want to be 4 years old playing with toys and having mama care for me

>>39440 ... is that finni gooning?

>>39501 All I did as a kid was be bored in school and then be bored at home. At least as an adult I can be bored at work and then have fun when I get off work and all weekend. I can spend all of my freetime ouside being free instead of cooped up under Mom's watch wishing she'd just go ahead and die.

>>39501 4??? Have you seen 4 year olds? Literally the lowest fucking point in your whole life. Sounds like you need to fix yourself. As an adult, you literally can do whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want.

>>39667 cute floret videos are the closest equivalent to porn for affini

>>39501 aw! you're very good and cute, aura. i hope you find someone who treats you the way you want to be treated some day.

>>39843 Anyone willing to treat another adult as a literal baby is immediately suspect regardless of context. Actual pedo shit.

>>39810 I mean, you can't stay at home and relax all day. You very much cannot stop working or not worry about your bills or anything like that.

>>39848 Psh maybe you cant. I very much can get by however I want. Stay home and relax? Why would you want to exist in a boring static environment all day? I want to be out on the streets amongst my people.

>>39846 Not to be rude, but if that's something you're very sensitive about you probably aren't going to enjoy it here.

>>39859 There was a point in time where these threads werent full of borderline pedos talking about becoming literal babies. I miss the deranged stuff, now its all "I want my mommy wommy to wuv me forever and evers uwu and then fuck my regressed holes with her vines while feeding me breastmilk" Hey didja know breastmilk tastes kinda gross? Just sayin I can deal with the CGL shit but goddamn might as well invite the diaperfags in at this point.

>>39884 nta but breastmilk doesnt taste that bad

>>39884 idk man leave at your leisure

>>39886 Probably can vary depending on diet. Had an unpleasant experience while sleeping with a pregnant chick. Threw up - actually one of the most vile liquids to ever touch my tongue. Maybe compounded by ick factor + not expecting it, but still. I dont understand the fascination. Cow's milk is gross as fuck, too - I dont understand the cultural obsession with it.

>>39893 Probably in the cards. Ever since I noticed the CGL theme in HDG its gotten less hot and more uncomfy to me. Mixing rape weeds with age regression is just kinda... ew. Id legit actually kill myself if the Compact showed up just on knowledge that some grown ass adults would be getting mentally turned into babies and then fucked. The dumb florets were hotter when I saw them as too happy to care rather than actual adult children. Now I just feel gross about ever having been involved to begin with

>>39440 videos of florets who know they're being recorded and are really embarrassed but cant help but let out cute little noises when they get pet anyways

>>39922 >Id legit actually kill myself if the Compact showed up i fantasize about the plants every day but if they actually existed i would immediately kill myself. preferably in a way that would preclude them just bringing me back as a retarded toddler floret

>>39922 It isn't so much a problem for me because I consider HDG to almost be a horror setting. Having to tiptoe a line of supposed "normalcy" and "healthy behavior" or else risk losing personhood is something ripped straight from my deepest nightmares, being someone who falls into the bizarre niche of highly sociable and extroverted and borderline autistic. If I learned the affini were coming tomorrow I'd slit my wrists in the shower and pray God forgives me for being weak when we meet. It's all fantasy anyways, I just think it's fun to follow through with the deeper implications of how settings and fictional societies work. I find it hard to stop myself doing it anyways.

>>39978 I dont want to be a person, which is why HDG draws me... but i dont want to be a retarded toddler flort or participate in a system that allows them to exist. Im extroverted and sociable which is exactly why the concept is so disgusting to me. Maybe i lack the tism tho allow me to look past how gross CGL is as a kink concept.

Christ nigger just take a break already instead of spreading negativity for no reason. Twitter tier 'muh pedoshit' retardation. 'Oh yea of i was offerd Infinitiv happiness for free i'd just become am hero right away' hurrr

>>40016 Bitch, fuck you and your pedojack bullshit. You literally have someone in kink thread saying they want to be an actual fucking 4 year old. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised tranny coded fiction turned into this. Are you actually fucking blind or have you rotted your whole fucking brain out jacking it to fiction about retards with the mental capacity of children getting fucked? "Muh infinite happiness" bitch please I can do drugs without some creepy ass free decided id look better in diapers or some shit.

>>40016 >'Oh yea of i was offerd Infinitiv happiness for free i'd just become am hero right away' But it isn't free, there's a catch, uncertainty. You have to ask if the joy is real or just a chemical forgery? What is joy without pain and sorrow, and how does it hold if you fear if you'll even still be yourself tomorrow?

>>40031 roleplay and reality are different but it's not surprising a chud with his brainstem pre-removed would come in here and start ranting about how much he hates trannies out of nowhere. fuck off back to your hole

>>40038 >You have to ask if the joy is real or just a chemical forgery You totally don't have to ask that though. It's sooooo easy to keep going through life happy without questioning anything at all! >>40074 Don't engage with trolls

ummm i'm really sorry i didn't mean to make people feel uncomfortable. if it helps, i don't literally want to be 4. it's not an actual return to childhood but rather an idealized, imaginary, roleplay form of it. i get how it's really weird though. it seems like a lot of people are really uncomfortable with that kind of stuff lately, maybe it's time i tune it down for the thread and just write about it privately. i don't want to make anyone leave just because of something i like, that'd be awful. like this should probably just be a place for anyone who wants to talk about hdg, it's probably a bit unfair how much i spam cgl stuff now that i think about it. you can like the setting however you want you don't need to think of it all as a cgl thing. the florets can just be stupid and happy, it's really just personal interpretation. i feel bad that i maybe ruined it for you after talking about this kind of stuff

>>40090 Please don't tone it down, aura. Your posts are my favorite part of the thread, and it makes me happy to see someone else here who likes the same things I do.

>>40090 Aura, anon is clearly either having a mental episode or js outright trolling. Loathe as I am to admit it, HDG is CGL coded as fuck and its just kinda part of the setting that you either appreciate or at least learn to live with. I think the fact that anon started trying to do the weird tranny = pedo comparison revealed their entire motive, so you really literally shouldn't pay them any mind. Nona, fuck off. Let people enjoy shit, goddamn.

>>40090 You pretty much single handedly turned this into a CGL thread. I wish the whole breastfeeding bullshit never even fucking started. Fucking gross. Fuck. >>40106 Fuck yooouuu Psycho-Sama why did you have to follow us?

>>39989 I personally avoid that stuff, but I'm not too bothered by the more common coloring books and stuff. It doesn't bother me so much. My flavour is something else you'd find unpalatable so I won't get into it. No, I don't think true baby age regression is common. There's not much fun to be had with babies, as you've gathered >>40090 You've done nothing wrong that I can see >>40116 You only just noticed her? Seems you're the one who followed the rest of us then

>>40128 My preference is slaves, servants, and dehumanization. HDG gets really close to that while also being fluffy. But fuck if I cant go five steps in this fandom without tripping over grown ass fucking kids wishing they never grew up. Creepy Peter Pan ass bullshit.

>>39440 >shaky bodycam footage of an affini slowly approaching a feralist in the maintenance space under the ship's drive core, curled up in the fetal position and crying >asmr-quality recording of the floret-to-be crying as the 'finni snakes a vine loaded with As and Es through the metal grate >goonerfinni squeezes her tablet so tightly as the plunger depresses and the chemicals enter the floret's bloodstream that the screen cracks

>>40140 Kink fiction =/= reality oml

Mistress will take away the bad thoughts dont worry

>>40192 But I like my bad thoughts, they keep me company :[

>>40196 If you like them they are per definition notbad thought

>>40172 If you check her fabricator records, she goes through a shameful amount of tablets.

I wanna be snatched of the street and drugged and brainwashed please

>>33049 Damn i sure sent the thread into a shitspiral with this huh Sorry about that friends

I wanted to crosspost this neat art from the libpol thread, cause i dont think ive seen it before and some of you probabbly arent over there

>Time to burn these alien tree hippies with my SUPER DEATH PISS >PSSSSSIIIIUUMMMMMMMM

>>40691 I exhaled air from my nose in amusement

>>40225 Im pretty sure being unreasonably attached to the notion that I'm a horrible person whom everyone should run far away from does not make them good thoughts. I just cant understand the world without a lens of suffering (due to traumatic upbringing) and need to lean on those a lot to make things make sense. Need a plampt. Or a therapist. Or an absolutely brain breaking amount of drugs. Or all three at once. >>40658 I think its the same anon that keeps "quitting" the thread and coming back, based on the "psycho-sama" comment. I dont think theyre genuinely a troll, just someone who is sorting through some mental health issues. Dont blame yourself. >>33049 Ive actually been thinking about this a LOT lately. Way waaaay back when we were still on /tttt/, I initially had a bit of a breakdown about the idea of someone caring about me - especially someone more confident than me... I didn't like the idea cuz i wasnt suppose to but people responding with nice and caring messages made me feel nice and it was confusing. Staying here has kinda been an exploration of that. It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the entire setting is CGL coded and so I became uncomfortable with it again because I really dont like CGL, but... is it just cuz im supposed to? Why do the same aspects of the setting ick me when reframed from a caretaker or even owner role to a more parental one? I mean, the obvious answer is that I was literally tortured by my mother and conditioned/brainwashed into being a soldier while most kids starting from when most kids were coloring inside the lines... so, obviously, my reference point for "childhood" and "parent-child relationships" is not only sour, put panic inducing. (But I know as a mother twice over that childhood can be a joyous thing. My kids are very happy and well off) And yet with the parent angle sanded off, HDG was highly appealing to me. Its made me start to think about lot about what the core appeal of CGL is. Ive chosen over time to separate CGL from mommy kink (the part that grosses me out) and examine it and... Im still... figuring it all out, I dunno. Words are hard.

>>40942 *especially someone more *competent* than me Gosh, my new phone's autocorrect is worse than the last. I swear its AI driven with the stupid shit it suggests. And yet it doesnt seem to try to correct simple spelling errors anymore...

>>40822 I'm glad my insane revolutionary ramblings against a hypothetical alien drug love-state amuses you, anon

>>40942 >[...] does not make them good thoughts Aw man, now you made it real. I was just messing. Im sorry. Do i maintain im right though, taleast in a way. You describe these thoughts and your attachment to them as negative and irrational - so, can you realy say you *like* them? Cause, it realy sounds like you dont. Thats what makes it an *irrational* attachment, yes? You *cant* like bad thought, cause if you liked them then they wouldnt be bad. Does that make sense? Am i being a douce and/or an idiot? I dont know how to help you with that, im afraid, im neither a giant plant nor a therapist. I hope you get a handle on it eventualy.

>>41251 Ahhh feck, sorry, misread the convo. Trying to dial back my random vents, haha. Thank you tho. Theyre my brainworms and they all have names. :[

Mistress please to attach collar to neck :)

Guess whats back fags, pack yer bags! https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/74513278 That the pre-exodus thread, btw, they just loaded a backup or something i guess

Yeah, nah, it's cool here.

“Little solace comes to those who grieve when thoughts keep drifting as walls keep shifting and this great blue world of ours seems a house of leaves moments before the wind.”

House of Leaves is a wild book.

>>45523 Thats an understatement. @@

Is that the tranny loving fandom by trannies for trannies?