so we're using this a bunker for a bit? i haven't been on 8chan in a long time. i don't remember how moderation works here at all.

>>53 There's posses using desuarchive at the moment If we return there's a possibility that it will be with reduced users, I am okay with this but I don't know if it means /haha/ will come back.

today is a nice day while waiting in line at the store some girl gave me an icecream for free!

>>289 what flavor and also can i have some

excited for all the free time i'll have next week gonna eat so much good food, would ham and southern gravy (creamy sausage sauce) with biscuits be appropriate?

man i might actually be addicted to /haha/... it feels weird to not have any place to post possums

>>606 these ones are especially cute btw

>>799 thanks poss i really like those two too

>>827 Very cute. Would accidently run over and eat with a frown.

>>834 you shouldnt run them over or eat them...

i don't want to post on this site but i miss you guys :(

>>1150 me neither but we just have to wait until 4chan comes back or we find a better alternative

hopefully fetch rewards doesnt see me gaining 33k points in 2 days as suspicious

>>8 Ah shit, is this the new poss wossy crib or a exodus pitstop?

>>1368 its for as long as the real posshouse is down ghostingposting is kinda fun too

>>1372 Do we even know if glowychan is gonna come back?

>>1379 wellll 4chan's twitter did come back out of hibernation to say theyre working on it so yeah yeah yeah it is we're gonna live forever

>>8 I missed you faggots, how's it going in hotel possifornia?

/haha/?!? Hello, /haha/! Man oh man am I surprised and happy to see you guys here! I posted in the /haha/ threads for a good year or two a while ago, bitching and blogging and drawing and despite everything that's happened in my life and in each one of yours, you guys really did help me through some tough times and rough mental spots. I love you all, no matter how mentally ill or histrionic you are. Maybe this will be your new home or maybe this wilill just be a bunker until 4chan comes back up, but regardless I hope the best for all of you. Thank you

>>1495 erm, what did you draw? can we see it?

>tfw got here entirely by accident Anyway, what are our other options? The Discord server sucks ass.

oh my god there's an actual indian 4chan what the fuck

>>1518 Actually, yeah, as soon as I can find where my trash folder is.

>>1518 Funny, I spent most of 2022-2024 between 8chan and /trash/ (and only /trash/ since it was the only good 4chan board). Never though I'd see /trash/ make its way over here, which is funny because it was even something I suggested to Acid and co since most /trash/ posters are trying to skirt the overly litigious mods and restrictive rules on 4chan anyway. Here are some doodles I made for /trash/ or maybe /mspdt/, I can't really remember? Just funny reactions and doodles and stuff.

>>1640 Thanks poss, saved

hello possums i miss you all

Yo this Windows95 skin a banger, it feels cozy.

rob the jewelry store and tell em make me a poss

Tomorrow I will become a 30 year old NEET, I have been a neet since I was 17.

>>2524 tomorrow i will say happy birthday hope your room is cool

cant believe how dependant i am on this place and you silly guys. <3

>>1640 i really like the second one

>>3019 i wouldnt mind getting a trash cat coffee hoodie very possy brand

puking tastes so gross but im under 160 and motivated so its a worthwhile sacrifice still 158.2 but hopefully it'll get lower in the next 2 days i was a fat fuck and ate a huge salami and ham sandwich on a sub with all the veggies and mayo and stuff and like half of an apple turnover and some chips and beer but tomorrow i wont eat anything im just weakminded today because no work to keep me sane im so bored anyone wanna watch 3-4 episodes of american dad later?

i see that this thread ends in .html thats pretty cool i started learning html but only made a little practice site for myself i wonder how they got posting with others online working

blow to my self esteem some random guy on steam added me and said an item in my inventory said i had a hacked item on my account and i had to contact steamm support i went along with it and he messaged me over the course of 3 days talking about it but he unfriended me i guess last night i guess i dont know i checked my friendslist so i could talk to him but hes gone even the scammers dont want me man whats wrong with me haha

>>3350 >some random guy on steam added me and said an item in my inventory said i had a hacked item on my account and i had to contact steamm support this sounds very much like some sort of scam

sup pouch rats

>>3415 i know but man i wake up i go to work i come home with like 1 hour of free time before i come back and hes already messaged me it felt so nice im so lonely i just wanted him to stay and to keep scamming me he said he was opening up a ticket my last message to him was that i was eating dinner and had just smoked some weed and that i just needed a sec but he never got back to me i miss him his profile mentioned some tf2 hacking lingo so its obviously a human scammer man im so boring haha

good morning possums i wish more people made their way here oh well

>>3441 yeah same but at least the thread is slowly getting faster

>>3441 yeah that'd be nice but not everyone is as 4chan addicted as us sadly

well for me if anyone cares im going to play video games all day and maybe go for a walk like i usually do but im not sure about that because it might rain so i might be stuck inside all day

*slubs u*

A bus driver tried to do a head on collision with me by turning into the turning lane I was in without using a blinker. Leftists in general hate my guts now. So many fucking stalkers everywhere it's disgusting. They can all go die in an offshore prison. Anyway new poss music dropped. https://youtu.be/12Q-_p9_DM4?si=JuXTnbAsN246hHqy

I realized I need a healer to run a DnD campaign so I'm adding a female arctic fox druid as a third character that likes to get humped by the beastmaster's wolf familiar. Now I have the tank, healer, damage trinity that should be able to complete any adventure module

whys there have to be 5 people and one of them is the gangstalker retard

>>3529 its been bright and sunny all day where are you

i have to piss.

I'm thirsty...

>>3620 i dont like you as a person but i like what youre doing its very cool a solo dnd campaign is neat you just overcame a challenge that it brought you ive always wanted to solo ttrpg congrats poss

>>3748 illinois

the posshouse looks so different... did you guys change the wallpaper or something

it smells different too..kinda disgusting i think there might be something rotting underneath the floorboards

>>3762 i hate you too but its not hard to spend 3 hours a day on an art project. youd be surprised what 20 hours a week can accomplish

posses start sending creepy messages to pugs

i cant communicate with pugs theyre just dogs but i guess i havent tried before

>clicking on random boards out of curiosity >click on THAT board >click on /mlp/ because that's a safe bet >mfw Man I forgot this site allowed that stuff, the last time I clicked on 8chan was in like 2018 and that was because I was looking for a type of game aesthetic, I guess I was operating under "oh it's just 4chan with board creation"

>>3951 im staying blissfully ignorant in this little thread and i dont really like it here that much either im just bored >>3951

teaposs... peeposs...

Can someone explain to me what the fuck these threads are about because they always struck me as cult-like just scrolling past

>>4191 why are border collies so freaky

>>4191 cute cute cute cute boys this is the official first cuteboy post of the new age of haha

>>4206 well basically its about habits but its also about possums and also we kinda gay it up and also also, erm, its just, also about wossing a little bit and food plays a bit part yeah

hi poss

>>4261 Huh. I don't get it but I suppose you guys' weird little idiosyncratic support group ain't harming anyone. Carry on

>>4246 erm... thought this dude only liked eggs...

man there are no cool lava lamp designs or salt lamp designs this sucks i need a cool lamp for my desk

>no paw shoes anon like three posts after the OP has the curse been broken?

>>4473 suggestion: Dragon Dildo shape lamp

>>4649 >curse whats wrong with fpt

>>4649 where have you been...

>>3854 god i wish men were real

recording audio of my lube covered wosser schlickin might fuck around and upload it anonymously somewhere for the approval of strangers might not

>>4759 um what if you uploaded it here aha jk...unless?

>>4752 men do is real

>>4780 then how come i only see them in images like this and not in real life

they dont understand what i am haha

>>4783 im just kidding i lied

you dont understand what i am im a sick man

and you don't seem to understand a shame, you seemed an honest man

>>4833 https://youtu.be/HioSxH4YJxI?si=t0WafPEfsJCKrJVM

where the fuck does a man have to go to to get images of gay twinks wearing fursuits these days? twitter is fucking dead

>>4830 sadly i would hit custom and leave a 30% tip and then quickly leave because im embarrassed

>>4759 haha I mean what if you uploaded that and took pictures of yourself, or a video for horny strangers to jerk off to not like I want to image holding or stroking or grabbing or squeezing or twisting and pulling and massaging and slobbering over and pumping your cock or anything haha

>>4830 Oh man I'd definitely leave him a tip if you know what I mean. I mean give him my tip. I mean stick my tip in him. I mean fuck him. I mea

this creature is kind of rapeable

have you guys tried not being gay?

>>4780 man i wish i had clear skin like them but unfortunately im cursed to have this stupid skin that has scars and black spots from injuries that are fucking years old my naked body looks so gross because of that

>>4974 Actually yes, it ended up being a headache. >>4983 I feel you, no matter what I do I always seem to get blemishes on my hips and thighs even though the rest of my skin looks okay and I still don't know what to do to fix it

*sprays my tranny cum all over your stomach* lol owned fag

>>5043 *cleans off the two drops with a single piece of 1-ply tissue* that was so hot babe

>>5043 *grabs your throat and pins you down on the carpet so I can destroy your ass and smash your prostate into a shivering wreck making you leak like a faucet out of your dangling tranny prick*

I want to have sweaty homosexual intercourse with anthropomorphic men

i have a fever wish i had a pbf to make me feel better but i would probably make him sick too....... maybe its a good thing i dont have a pbf

>>5074 Same ...which ones?

>>5122 >which ones? I dunno, ones with fluffy fur and a strong body as for species, I guess felines, canines and lagomorphs god do I have a thing for bunnies and rabbits

>>3139 157.8, normally i'd have to wait until the morning to see a reduction on the scale googled chipmunk cheeks and i really dont want that it takes normal looking sharp chinned ladies and turns them into lord farquaad but surely i'll be okay if i only do it like one or two days a week (multiple times during those days but still) had a nice chicken cutlet bacon sandwich on a hero with peppers and mayo and lettuce and hot sauce with like 2 or 3 fritos that i puked up i keep hitting this wall where nothing seems to come out but im sure theres more in there, feels like im trying to puke my heart out like douglas cant wait to take my tape measure to do my everything my whole body it'll make clothes shopping so much better and when (WHEN) i lose 17 pounds i'll get to see exactly where it disappeared frrom i mean i want it to disappear from my tummy but i feel like its just gonna be taken away from my plump thighs also the offer for american dad watching has expired but i'll ask again on sunday

>>4983 *draws a constellation on your body using the black dots from ingrown hairs*

Always saw this thread whenever I used to visit /trash/ in 4chuds for whatever reason, never really posted though At the risk of being called a retard what even is this thread for? Besides posting creaturas I mean

>>5225 gay hangout gossip group think of it like some of those old /r9k/ threads, just a bunch of losers talking about stuff plus it's gay as shit sometimes

>>5225 quasi furry emo whinging crossed with gay porn

are you guys busy stroking it? why aren't you shitposting, i feel lonely

>>5320 I was but then I got distracted by videogames and a pizza I was making.

>>5243 >>5247 Oh I see, from what I've seen in this thread so far it looks like a comfy place

>>5356 >pizza can we see it?

>>5390 No, sorry. I already ate it :(

ok but is nirimer really dead

30 minutes until I turn 30 RIP (Rest In Pizza)

>>5447 so sorry you have to experience twink death even though I would totally still want to pin you down on a mattress and drill my dick into your ass while you whine and whimper the entire while acting like that's some excuse from getting plowed and used as a human cock sock

>>5456 erm I'm not gay and I was never cute.

well i'll be a skunky's uncle

>>4780 i kinda am do like a mens

>>5473 How the fuck do I get someone like you into my bed

want to beat twink with rocks out of anger at myself

>>5480 By not being ugly and having a nice sexy body? like duh

>>5488 ...and?? :(

WELP I'M 30 NOW POSSIES

>>5447 happy pizzaday anon! what're you gonna do to celebrate this awful occasion? do you want something badly drawn in mspaint?

>>5595 Sure! Can you draw a poss with two burgers, fries and drinking a soba? I'm doing that right now (and watching a movie, but you don't need to draw that)

white boys really do be having pink buttholes huh

>>5641 wish mine was pink

>>5641 I dunno I prefer the dark chocolate ones of black boys they look really nice when they're filled with fertile seed

im white boys btw

>>5473 More.

>>5677 prove it

>>5677 But are you also white taint and balls and anus and rear and fat butt cheeks and thick hips? Sounds like a photo reference might help to prove or disprove your claim.

zaries down bad tonight

I want to be cute.

>>5654 kys

>>5757 you will be my beautiful black wife

>>5783 erm please dont reply to avatarfags

found you guys i was on /v/ here since the 15th since every other board is dead but now that i've found haha i can really call this chan my home* *until 4chan comes back

>>5594 HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSS

>>5473 *punch*

>>5797 *schlorp*

>go back to discord >see ferks >close discord

i'm still too dumb for discord

what have you guys been up to today? i just waged today and will probably play vidya until beddy time i hope all the posses can find this place. this can be a new age in haha full of potential

>>5819 played a gay furry vn while struggling with a stomach bug, day could've been way better...

>>5790 omg hi possie hi hiii possie hi

>>5826 sorry poss those are the worst. i hope it is helping to distract and you're on the tailend of it.

>>5830 HELLLOOOOO wow i can even post sound webms and mp4s what innovation

kobolds are kinda possy when you think about

>>5909 when i think about what WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT

autism squeaks...

>>5944 same for otters

>>5819 i played vidya all day and took a walk and uh yep thats it actually

>>6208 would you say that RIGHT ABOUT NOW THE FUNK SOUL POSSUM CHECK IT OUT NOW

>>5819 i dont have to wage over easter so i played vidya all day too but a different vidya than usual :)

>>6208 >>6238 nice. i too like the video game s

>>6298 which ones you like possy

>>6298 i think video is one of the best mediums for gaming

>>6299 recently helldivers and ready or not (swat game). i like my coop shooters >>6300 i know some people prefer the analog but i need my games to have pixels

>>6309 analog games can be a fun bonding and laughing experience with irls but when it comes to snuggling alone in your home nothing beats pixels

they should make slutty armors for male warriors too

>>6393 it'a just normal armor. the real appeal is taking it off

>>5243 the gay is from mossod agents. youll be seeing a lot less of that now that the fags lost their funding

i do it for free

I have been so incredibly depressed since childhood and have no idea what the point of trying is anymore because it feels like my entire life has been a waste of time and effort I never even dared really socializing until I was in my 20s and it took until therapy to realize my family was dysfunctional and abusive and my entire life has been full of anxiety and fear for no reason of my own and now that I'm able to live on my own it all feels too late and pointless and like my life is already over and all I want to do is go home and lie down and die in my sleep

doggy men...

>>6527 *faps* *faps* *faps* uhHNNNNN *SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT* *SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT* AHN

is cub allowed on this board

the amount of lust i have for young pretty boys(legal) rn is debilltating :(

>>5594 haapy bday poss you're still young!

>>6680 *struggles to get off chair* *grabs cane* *bones creak and crack* *falls over* y-you're right, I'm still a young possersnapper

seems like the gangstalkers have to resort to physical surveillance now that i secured my computer. stupid how they are disgustingly trying to have sex with me right after trying to kill me again

How do i join the discord

I actually know the posscord link but I'm not giving it. I can't use discord and I don't wanna be here by myself.

>>5594 happy birthday possy

>come join us were fun and nice >haha jokes on you were actually pieces of shit ...

kicked myself in the butt for the past 8 years for not getting a switch this time is different im definitely getting a switch 2 i hope splattoon is still popular

heh

they want to attach rockets to water asteroids and then smash them into mars to make it have an atmosphere. i feel like our species has done this a long time ago

>>7312 i just destroyed the microphones in my laptop. i hate you btw

good morning possums

>>7519 morning hun

the druid would be better suited as a wolf because having two white characters would be too difficult to differentiate

very discheesed about having to work today. i'm also falling a bit behind on my self study so i need to look out for that too had a dream i dropped one of those 12 packs of hershey's inside a disgusting stagnant pool of waste water and found a pale corpse in it while collecting my chocolate. called the cops and the corpse got up and ran off, all while the cops just arrested me. stupid police

stuffyposs...

I wish I had a sexy body so I could whore myself out to losers online...being fit is hard possies

>>7312 and they were possfriends

>>7882 you don't even need to be fit in my experience if 90% of the image real estate is your penis and/or ass

i dont remember who this was but its in my poss folder

>>7918 but I want to post tummy and chest pics (totally not because I find them hot)

>>7924 I remember this guy

>>7748 cant even trust the police in your dreams how sad. what do you mean self study

i think i've been dissociating for a while

thinking about boys wbu

>>8129 i've been teaching myself middle school math so that i can learn high school math as i never learned either. almost passed 8th grade then i get to do algebra 1

if /haha/ goes back to 4chan I'll just make a thread for talking about my webcomic on 8chan. I don't feel safe about posting anything on 4chan.

>>8252 im thinking about wet mulch and rain and pizza and boys now >>8258 oh thats really cool actually i hope you stick with it

everything hurts all over

>>8317 why can i kiss it to make it better

My mom (yes I am a 30 year old NEET) getting the taco & burrito craving's pack for my birthday, the last time I had taco bell was years ago when my aunt brought it over from work.

>>8322 the hurt is inside do you have subdermal kisses

i guess ill have to sign up for X premium so that my comic get view boosted there

then paywall the lewd stuff on SubscribeStar because they allow lolis and beast

wowie what a real poss post, I want to get X premium and use SubscribeStar

i never had any fun at furry conventions though. too much of a shutin loser to hang out with anyone. I'll just get a panic attack about it

>>8365 im not a possum im a fox

>>8365 batrick :)))

high quality .mp4 with sound eee

>>8327 we will never know unless i try

just for those who don't know there's two sites, 8chan.moe and 8chan.se if moe is loading too slow, you can try se

i just use .se

omg i can finally post porn on haha yess!!! yessszssss!!!!

wtf it wasnt working all day i was so scared but i guess you were all posting normally!?

poss is so mean to me he never lets me bounce OR moan on it

>>8445 is this normalsville for girls

>>8719 surely he'll at least let you POSS TUAH train on that thang

>>8733 i thought normalsville was normalsville for girls

i'm going to post poss wosser now that the old chan is dead and no one will know whose wosser is whose

>>8733 >girls theyre all trannys

>>8684 yes .se works fine

>>8744 normalsville is just for idiots who can be guys or girls I'm idiots btw

>>8803 and you can be guys or girls

have a haircut tomorrow morning but im afraid

>>8759 hot post more

>>8845 youre gonna look so sharp with your new hair you better do a little dance when they finish

>>8759 cute wosser mole poss

>>8847 for me, it's this classic >fwip

slaps your nuts around

>>8770 good for them

>>8977 ow owww

>>8871 thank you. not sure what i want my new hair to be though but i know it has to be done

>>9074 kisses them better

>>9105 yayyy

weird to think most people i've spoken with over the years i've finally slowly breezed from and i'm now mostly alone. no relationship lasts forever poss. we're all just meandering from contact to contact until we die

i learned how to be happy being alone

>>9277 do you think you're better off alone?

>>9286 yes https://youtu.be/mws9qR1WPM8?si=bnnIGNkLrz3XBXtH

Catposs Update >back from the park >found 2$ bill (birthday luck?!?!?)

>>9397 happy birthday catposs grats on your two dollars

i shit in a diaper today

i shit in a diaper today

i shit in a diaper today

i shit in a diaper today

i shit in a diaper today

stop that

>>9736 kind of desire him

>>9736 why is this so fucking funny? it's just a dude with an ab wheel

can't believe they upgraded mart to a beyond omega level threat

goodnight

>>9975 night night poss have lovely dreams

>>9975 gn

>>9975 night hun

>>9975 goognight

>>10003 what kind of nightmares do you think that dreamcatcher is catching

>>10026 no soba,,,,, no pizzer,,,,,,,, no pbf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, horrible horrible nightmares

>>10035 if they're nightmares, why am I living them?

>>10045 yeah............ maybe we should buy a dreamcatcher.........

do i really want to migrate to an entire new website just to try to get the attention of people who hate and ignore me?

ive never understood coming to 4chan for attention and getting frustrated about not getitng it when your literally anonymouse here just make an instagram or some shit

does anyone know what that post says its filtered for me

are you talking about my post

I can kinda understand, sometimes people are so friendly that you feel left out when that friendliness isn't extended to you still lol lmao

>>10099 the high of getting someone from this site infatuated with you and on your dick is a pretty big one thoughbeit

>>10099 humans are social animals. comradery is in our blood. without it we only have fear and doubt. bearing the whip is preferable to chaos

hm then i guess poss should try posting better

define better

>>10202 posting your wosser and posshole

why is it always penis pics why can't i see the rest of your body

for me its tummies

veiny forearms...

>>10284 this but veiny penises kind of wish my penis was veinier. it's a good size but it's got kind of a basic shape because there's no big veins like on other penises i've seen. oh well

>>10307 proof?

veinier wienier

>weeks pass >4chan comes back up >multiple captchas >15 minute wait timer lol if it happens

>>10453 kitty :)

i just jorked my weenor lole

>>10471 without me?

>>10471 i thought you said you jorked your weener hole

you can poop in a diaper with me

like the same diaper or

i just jerk it normal style without any diapers

can 2 posses fit in an xxl diaper

>Year of our Poss 2025 >Jerking off instead of just lucid dreaming whatever you wanted ngmi

too much speed. need to sleep instead

i do not care for diapers

>>10531 they are hilarious

why is the cat guy trying harder here

>>10541 >Trying harder So you're just imagining posts now? Is Catanon in your walls?

>>10531 you havent pooped as much in one as i did earlier

>>10554 that sounds like an unpleasant experience

>>10554 why are you into diapers?

>>10555 if you think that you need to poop more

imaging grown men getting together to have a diaper party where they all shit themselves like incontinent invalids

>>10560 i hate shitting it sucks

>>10556 who isnt honestly

>>10563 im starving myself so i dont have to poop

we should do something

>>10722 I take it back, its 5 am sorry

>>10722 yeah some sleeping! ahah

currently in the park eating a hotdog. yeah im thinking im back

was 156.4 yesterday morning ate nothing until 13 hours later when i got home from work and had 1000 calories then went to sleep now im 160.8 how little do i have to eat goddamn im gonna start shooting for 500

depressed again i think i'm broken in a way that cant be fixed

>>11165 dont say cant, say can of beer

>>11104 you burn at most 1lbs per day so you'll lose 7lbs if you don't eat for 7 days

>>11104 i lost 5 lbs after last nights enema even after eating

it is satoday my *checks calendar* it is satoday my peebos

overdressed for the weather im going to spontaneously combust

went for walk in rain and got wet wth haha

>>11953 get frickin worshed stinky

chalupa and taco were cold to the touch, wtf tb??? on the other hand the fire sauce packets seem like theyre at 130% capacity

i am so fucking itchy

wipe your ass better

my ass is not the itchy part

yes it is

you're being mean to me

me when i get a tasty treat

i want to be pretty

>>11625 dude the guy recording isn't even buff, why is he the one fucking the dude with a nice tummy?

>>12549 sometimes dudes just want dick inside them even if they're the hunkiest top-looking dude around. i've seen many such cases

tops do be kinda bottom coded

sorry poss... I couldn't do it, couldn't bring myself to disappoint you like that ily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEXh7uZNWAQ

why aren't you brazilian

>>12804 misclicked and accidentally chose a neighboring country

>>12829 gamba

>>12880 he looks like hes going "holy shit"

i keep lying to myself and dont know how to stop

>>13210 same possbro we'll just have to let the clock run and hope we rot before the inevitable consequences of our actions - both conscious and unconscious ones - catch up to us

>>13221 the consequences already caught up to me im really really unhappy i just have to hope i can break the cycle before it escalates

>>13241 Being conscious of our actions and short comings is the first step, making a dedicated effort to change them is the rest of the way. It helps if you have somebody to push you towards that goal - but taking into account that you are here with me, I doubt that will be an option worth considering.

you guys REALLY need to step up your posting rate just because our userbase is heavily fractured and scattered from the death of our home doesn't mean I should be deprived of my work break entertainment thank you

saw a family of 4 grocery shopping earlier they were all wearing this shirt matching outfits is cute

>>13715 sory

important

>>13928 its okay im ugly so i dont have to worry about getting raped

if i had to deal with trannies or pedos, id easily choose the former. wouldnt even hesitate.

>>14033 that says more about you than it does trannies

>>14036 what do you think it says?

>>13996 you are not doing your duty to cultivate rape and increase the amount of rape in society

>>14051 im sorry... i wish i was pretty

>>14073 how are you not pretty

>>14128 ugly face ugly skin ugly body ugly haircut ugly teef ugly other things too

>>14169 same

>>11466 weighed myself before dinner, 159.0 ate crunchy taco with pico, beef chalupa supreme, cheesy gordita crunch, half of a customized five layer burrito (chipotle sauce, onion and cilantro, seasoned fries, three cheese, no beans, grilled) puked it all up weighed myself again, 158.6 this does NOT motivate me to eat lighter

>>14272 he thirmsty :)

>>14333 this possum is 8 bibillion miles in the air drinking holy water straight from the tap

sad to admit but i used to use 8chan when i was 13 to look at toddlercon

>>14341 um wait... m-maybe youre right this might be a bit too high...

have i ever been happy i don't believe it

>>14355 I get a faint and fleeting moment of enjoyment when funny or happy moments happen in the vns I play you should play some too poss ౿ᓕ  ̤Ꜥ·⦣

>>13715 actually so true though

>>14369 i don't like vns...

>>14445 such a shame.... I also thought I didn't like them until I realised I could get a bf without really going through the trouble of having a bf irl! it's a nice feeling possy

I will die alone.

I saw a FtM tranny earlier today. idgi why turn yourself into a balding manlet? I mean I sorta get trannies even if they end looking way more freakish.

>>14655 >I mean I sorta get trannies i don't, it's a pointless endeavour. it's fighting reality itself and lord knows that it doesn't care how hard you fight, you either have what it takes or you don't ceiling cats watching you butcher yourself

think i will transition

new girl at my job kinda looks like this big, huge, twin tails, even a little part that goes in front of her ear im smitten god i love fat bitches and shes not even fat shes like bodybuilder huge

>>14720 >one latex legging >one leather legging make up your mind idiot fops

>>14583 erm no?

>>14862 prove it

>>14720 this is always more irritating than giwtwm sorry

>>14926 i love south american possums so much

found a cool candy (chewy spree) its like that part of eating skittles where it gets all sugary and gritty but like the entire candy

>>14899 find your love here in a new land. you could never find love on 4chan but 8chan? anything is possible

mass suicide

>>15044 hmmmm can we have a jerking off party first to decide?

corny-ass hope-havers all my niggas out here living in utter despair

>>14583 same i think my stalkers are starting to understand that

need a job

fuck this bullshit hell

>>15013 >find love on 8chan that sounds scary

>>15104 it's ok it's 99% 4chan people now anyway

>>15067 i thought you were married

>>15044 can you just kill yourself while we watch you on livestream?

>>15133 ??? im single and have never seen a vagina in real life

nothing lasts forever anyway

nothing lasts forever anyway

>>15044 can you just jerk yourself while we watch you on livestream?

I don't want to be ugly

>>15237 beauty is in the eye of the beholder therefore if you gouge your eyes out you will be neither beautiful or ugly

>>15133 https://youtu.be/U2OdTwq0CXk?si=KxaIyLUHpZreIP4A

two chicks at the same time? more like 2 dicks at the same time ahah

>>15338 two chick dicks at the same time

>>15250 but other people can still behold me

>me: I'm based and redpilled <you: tee hee I'm a huge gay faggot

my text is pink and i say that

im not huge im regular sized

if i'm short but fat, what size does that make me

rapemeat size

god damn im such a faggot

>>15477 i don't think i like that

when my webcomic backgrounds look like this

when my party rolls a natural 1 and wipes ill have to depict the emotional anguish involved with that. then i have to start over from another adventure module sort of like reincarnation i guess

>>15044 everyone who took the vaccines sadly

>>15518 shut up i feel f

>>15537 oh he got the omicron (makes your tail very big and corn-cobby)

me @ unhip and unchill posters

>>15540 do NOT eat poss on the cob with a big pat of butter

>>15551 it's good for you

seems like the gangstalkers are finally giving up and they just stare at me like a bunch of glowing normies

im guessing its some sort of jesus freak church group cult thing

>>15646 stare at them back, and stare harder. that's what i do.

I just spent nearly 8 hours reading a vn instead of studying for my upcoming exams, it's like 3am I'm a failure lole...

>>15664 i do that they tried to kill me with vehicular homicide again but it was in a busy intersection and everyone noticed their bullshit

>>15674 What's the exam about poss?

basically they sit at an intersection and wait for me to go then try to ram my car. I sat there for 10 seconds then pretended to go and watched this guy immediately try to go at the same time to ram my car.

i know liberals have always been scummy little shits but theyre extra spicy now

can't wait for 4chan to come back so i can beg for more wosser posting without my post hanging around for weeks

im not ashamed to beg for wosser. please please please wosser please

maybe if 4chan is still down tomorrow

>>16025 um ok

>>16022 yeah 8chan is a drag

>>16210 thanks poss thats very creative

>>15338 comment section on e6 got a little heated about this bun

my first ever wake and bake and its on 4/20 too happy weed day / male/male pokemon pokemon_egg oviposition

>>16299 this made me realize easter was on 4/20 toke up for jesus

>>16314 i dont celebrate holidays

kill all potheads IMMEDIATELY

>>16414 oh ok sorry

uh haha quick question how do I delete a post?

ok nvm got it

how do i delete a poss?

>>16546 woah im like 12% straight now

im about 50% straight

100% remember the name

haha's shitposters always kinda suck

>>16672 yeah the attentionwhoring just coats their posts in a veneer of patheticism that is divorced from the sincerely pathetic nature of actual posses

my dick is so small today the cage practically put itself on

popping some estrogen pills before fucking poss to make the sex straight

popping some estrogen pills before fucking poss so my wosser doesnt get hard and he has to top

dumb bitch

>>16861 yeah hi whats up

>>16861 hii

i hate you poss

i love me poss hey wait a minute

soon the possies will be warming up and the zaries will be cooling down the possessence is healing...

why don't you kill yourself

it would make a handful of people really sad

why don't you kiss me

enemas done, adderall taken, now just gotta wait an hour to check for leaks and have it kick in then we smoke up and enter the goonzone

>>16985 i have been cooling down since like the start of the month

>>16210 Now this is art.

had some apple and rhubarb crumble. its all coming up me recently

>>16210 beautiful, would suck, black and white is odd but ok i guess >>17383 thanks for pointing it out possie

don't think i'm allowed to lust after men on this holy day

thats not a problem for me i have others to lust over

>>17539 jesus tried to tell us all foreskin is ok and circumcision isnt necessary but nobody listened to him, its ok possie, jesus doesnt mind you watching a kinky video on occasion

>>15828 I honestly don't know, poss. I haven't read a single file since the start of the semester and half of my classes are probably going to start taking tests and ramping up the speed when it comes to discussing the material. It doesn't help that I've been sick for the last two weeks. I'm fucking paying for all of this shit btw. I just hope I can put in the work.

everything good is gone forever

>>17574 good luck, poss. it'll be painful to catch up, but you'll feel a lot less stressed having a hold on things than constantly rushing to get it all done.

>>17610 me n who

when you think about it jesus really did give the ultimate sacrifice. they say that his wounds did not heal when he ascended, so the same is likely true for his foreskin. jesus sacrificed his own life, and his foreskin, so we could enjoy our lives as we wish as long as we simply believe. while our bodies will be restored to their natural whole state, his wounds will remain for eternity, a true sacrifice

i sacrificed my foreskin too you dont see me being rewarded with a cult following for it

>know the person you're going to doublecross is a straight up wizard with all sorts of spells >still betray him was judas retarded?

>>17637 i love this video

>>17636 ...yet

>>17637 he was a canaanite (jew) so kinda yeh

>>17637 god made him do it

>>17637 if judas didnt dob him in then jesus wouldn't have been able to pull off his most epic trick yet. it was all part of the plan

sons of bitches

>>17642 i didnt realize it was a video... thanks possy *mwah* >>17637 i love this video too

>>17667 trust the plan. apostles are in control - j

>>17685 what would the 4chan equivalent of bibledays be called?

stupid motherfucker i'll knock your block off

need my block knocked off rn fr

damn I hate this faggot no, not you I'm talking to my chinese comics

>>17680 this is how time is perceived by opossums and what they hear all day frolicking btw

>>17734 what song comes on when its time to play dead

>>17738 just a fart with reverb sfx followed by complete silence

would anyone mind if i eat an entire bag of jelly beans and get an upset stomach

no please go ahead ill be doing the same with my m&ms

>>17771 may i have one

>>17776 yayy >>17783 ok but its gonna be a pineapple flavored one because its my least favorite

whatever

i want to go on a late night walk with pbf when the streets are dead quiet and the air is all crisp and misty and we can scamper down the middle of the road together

adn you never will LMAO

i might you dont know

this is gregory

>>18332 i love him :) thank you for posting him

>>18214 need this so bad >>18332 hi gregory

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>18406 NOOO

>>18402 WE GO TOGETHER

>>16672 > Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:15:50 No. 16672 >>16695 >haha's shitposters always kinda suck >>16695 > Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 16:23:59 No. 16695 >>>16672 yeah the attentionwhoring just coats their posts in a veneer of patheticism that is divorced from the sincerely pathetic nature of actual posses

im gay

im only half

>>18332 this is stewie!?

i'm the thing that's worse

fuck my so-called life

fuck my so-called wife

im wife

>>18783 can i be wife too

got zero friends

>>18797 yeah of course

got a new fabric freshener spray to use on my clothes and now they smell like flowers :)

when all this gets old, will it still feel the same? there's no way this will die

i deserve a himbo or two

>>19102 why stop there

>>19125 i don't think i deserve more than that

i don't feel so good *starts projectile vomiting blood* *collapses onto the floor and rapidly decomposes into mush, while a bunch of maggots and centipedes crawl out of my remains*

>>19192 noo dont decompose your so sexc

not now trans thoughts i'm not in the mood