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>main villain turns from normal human to a monstrous deformity, taking on a new name and hates whenever someone calls him by his old name
what did jk rowling in 1997 mean by this?
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Hmm
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Hmm
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I miss practical effects
CGI is clearly flawed; it can't recreate the feeling of practical objects. Everything feels like a polished sculpture or goo-y, lacking the fleshy and gritty feeling of practical effects. It is even more scuffed than practical effects. Compare John Carpenter's The Thing with the modern prequel. The modern 'The Thing' seems like spaghetti and a cranberry juice monster. But the 80s one actually had the feel of a terrifying flesh monster even though the movement was scuffed. Because everything needs to be done by computers these days, generating everything and ensuring it has the proper lighting, texture, and physics become difficult. In the early 2000s production used to have real objects and makeup that were used as foundation while the remainder of the details in a scene were rendered in. It felt real even though we know it was mostly generated. But today it is easily noticeable. This was simply a superior form of art.
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Khab, khab. Bah on mard shikpush shehari negah kon keh ba mashin almani shikesh jalvi dar vayesadeh. In mashin sakht guatmala bud. Khab, bebakhshid aghaye kafeshesaye rahati gochi. Man in kafeshesa ro az yah dorehgard kharidam. Khab, la-di-da, aghaye manikor park onio. motesfam. Man bah arastegi zanpari etegad daram.
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This fucking sucks.
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How come 4/tv/ was so fast but this place is basically dead? Don't tell me /tv/estites were just redditors and twitterites?
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Thoughts?
I rate it 7/10. At least it's not so shit in horror, maybe no one remembers this movie.
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Just finished this show today. Never watched it before. Here's something interesting I picked up on.
The psychiatrist is the audience stand-in. Like us, she can only watch Tony, she can never be part of it. That is why they never hook up, that is why she never says anything about the rape. A TV character cannot affect your life, that is why her world and his world never really connect. When her psychiatrist sees him in the car garage, he describes the person as a worker/handyman (despite Tony being dressed in a nice overcoat at the time), it is because she imagined he saw Tony.
We always see two perspectives in the show. Her perspective and Tony's perspective. Tony is an unreliable narrator, we see that in the way he lies to everyone around him with ease. That is why we are sucked into his world, because that's what crafty and adept sociopaths do. Despite all the violence you see, you still root for him. In the penultimate episode the psychiatrist shuts him out, we no longer have her perspective.
The last episode opens up with him waking up, we are now seeing his perspective only. Everything is great, optimistic. He puts on "Don't Stop Believing", he finally lets his guard down, he finally thinks he can stop to smell the roses and enjoy "normalcy". He isn't aware that his paranoia and mistrust and scheming is what made him survive that long. In one of the first meetings with the psychologist he says he doesn't like the Machiavellian stuff, but that's a lie. He's Machiavellian as fuck.
A guy we've never seen before obviously cases Tony out. Tony even notices him, several times, but he decides not to worry. He thinks he has won. Bam. Black. Who sent the guy to kill him? PAULIE.
To understand why Paulie killed Tony, we must understand who Tony is. Tony is the Devil, or the Devil's incarnation on Earth. He is evil. He lies and he corrupts. When he found out that Bobby never killed a person, he orchestrates the fight and loses on purpose so that Bobby will feel obliged to do it when the opportunity comes up. Tony jumps on the opportunity to offer to kill some random dude who wants custody of his child (innocent victim). He is the purveyor of sin: alcohol, gluttony, greed, lust, gambling, murder. That's where he thrives, where he feels the most at home.
Who is Paulie? He's an instrument of God's justice. It is undeniable that God and the Catholic Church is a huge element in the show. Paulie kills, but he doesn't kill innocents. When they're chasing the Russian, we are made to think that it could have been the Russian who stole the car and there's a danger of revenge against Paulie, but that doesn't happen, because Paulie only kills people who deserve to die. He saw the virgin mary in the strip club, Tony laughs this off. When Paulie sees the cat he wants to get rid of it, which is his superstitious belief that they are evil. Tony says "he's a good guy". There's a myth that Catholic Church declared cats friends of Satan or something, but since Paulie complains about the cat, they are clearly referencing the myth.
Paulie says the cat keeps looking at Christopher's picture. Even when he moved it he said the cat went over to the new spot. The cat indicates in one way or another that Tony killed Christopher. Paulie has a visible epiphany in the last episode in front of the pork store. He realises that everyone is dead because of Tony, that he is the source of evil and bad luck. Tony even says how after Christopher has been gone that his luck did a 180. Paulie realises that Tony is a demonic presence, he feeds off death. When people die, Tony does well. Paulie then decides to kill him.
Throughout the show, the only person we see going "outside of the family" on his own (and not to the FBI) is Paulie. Paulie is the only one who could hire an outsider and not have it go back to him. We see a pattern in the show that when someone orders a hit it always comes back to them. Not Paulie though. Tony suspected Paulie of telling Johnny Sacks about Ralph's joke, but Paulie successfully evades the accusation. The only one who could order such a hit and not have it come back to him is Paulie.
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Is this the /tv/ board? Any 4chan refugees here?
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Garbage.
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POWER OF THE DALEKS FOUND
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE POWER OF THE DALEKS HAS BEEN FOUND AND WILL BE RELEASED SOON
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POWER OF THE DALEKS FOUND
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE POWER OF THE DALEKS HAS BEEN FOUND AND WILL BE RELEASED SOON
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This fucking sucks.
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Dark City Director's Cut
It is truly a hidden gem. One of the best Sci-Fi Noir film I have watched or even the best. No one did a city in space like this before.
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Norm Thread
Norm Macdonald
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Network TV prior to about the late '80s was really pretty abysmal tbqh.
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>dead board
Why are you here?
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Is the horror genre just a refuge for damaged people who have experienced trauma or loss?
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I SAW IT ITS A LION ITS HUGE
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LONG LIVE THE RAT KING
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Kakegurui (Netflix)
Here we go again
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>The charges, officer?
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What was his problem?
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>Catalyst for the movie is a rat is found in 5 star restaurant could potentially ruin the business because a rat in a nice Paris restaurant is unheard of
Does this premise hold up with the state of modern Paris?
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This was uncalled for, I felt bad for Gomey
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RIP Zach
We hardly knew ye
o7
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Oh shi-
Why didn't you all mention how great this series was?
Believe it or not, somehow managed to never hear a single thing about this series beyond the SnapeDumbledore meme from way back when on 00's internet. Always thought it was some young kids or chick thing. Read all the books over the past year and just finished watching the movies. Despite being in my late 30's, this series was truly entertaining and there will be a Hogwarts shaped hole in my heart for the rest of my life. Will miss these characters like you would not believe.
What was up with the cinematography for Order of the Phoenix and Deathly Hallows Part 1? Felt like these two movies were trading off teams. The scene compositions weren't nearly as beautiful as Goblet of Fire and Half Blood Prince. Was warned about the visual jump from Chamber of Secrets to Prisoner of Azkaban, but something felt off with the final 4 movies. Like there was an A and B team passing the baton.
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>sequel is so bad, it retroactively makes watching it's predecessor a slightly worse experience
What's her name, /tv/?
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this movie gave me a few laughs and some decent action. its kind of like battle royale or whatever but its self aware.
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MARVEL IS BACK
>everyone who’s seen it loves it
>actual character development for once
>projected to make 80% at least on RT
>projected to make as much as Deadpool Wolverine
>post credits actually good and important
MCUbros… we’re back
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Predator Badlands
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I'm so sick of modernslop.
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Andor
Whenever Cassian is not in the scene, all the characters should be asking, “Where’s Cassian?”
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>Well i'm right here in your shit, so what the fuck?
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Can we admit it wasn't that good and only the Breaking Bad parts were interesting?
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Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions. I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel
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>How about Will Smith's wife huh? That diglett ass looking nigger bitch even gave me cancer just by looking at her!
Wow, he was way out of line, no wonder he got slapped
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Nice board, very nice.
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>They want me to fight the chicken?
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STARGATE
Where the fuck are we now?
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How the hell do we rank below "Tickling Refuge"?
I don't even want to know what goes on there.
I mean look at some of these
>/interracial/
>/vore1/
>/abdl/ - Adult Baby - Diaper Lover
>/r9k/
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im going to head to baskin robbins and get myself a lil treat
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Smallville
Hard to believe this show is almost 25 years old. Did you watch Smallville back in the day? Who was your favorite character? What was your favorite season? Do you miss early 2000s TV shows as much as I do?
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What was the point of this character
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4chans dead isn't it
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>tfw no tv weathergirl gf
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>AHHH, MY MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE ROBOT MAID IS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!!!!
Who the fuck writes this shit?
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/trek/
These are the voyages of the /tv/ thread /trek/.
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LOCKED
new anthony hopkins movie. What does /tv/ think of it?
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Redpill me on Teletubbies
was it a psyop by the bbc and the globalists to make kids dumber???
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Uh oh
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Be honest, would you let them in?
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shirt folms
I'm claiming this board with my superior taste in shirt folms! Only another shirtfolm-master can reclaim it and throw me down from my throne by posting a better list (which will never happen!). Do you have what it takes?
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My gf is sick so I (6'1) made her a snack to eat while watching tv
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Dr Whoa gets Blacked
First they made the Doctor almost an embryo (Matt Smith), then a fallen Angel (Islington) was the next Doctor, then the big one: They feminized the Doctor. A wumman! A bitch. A whore. Doctor Whore. Yes the ratings plunged. Thank God that's almost over.
Now we've got Doctor Who Blacked. Yeah there was a female black doctor as a guest star but not in the main role, I know I know. This is the first black Doctor in the lead role. I can just imagine it now..
> Yo
> Wazzzzap
> I didntdonuthin', Cybermen. Yo' ass is grass if you don't keep your calculator guns away frum me! Dat's right. I got my 12 inch black sonic screwdriver out now. You's all gonna get a sonic whooping, cyberbitches!
> No officer, that's my TARDIS, I didn't steal it honest.
> My white female assistant's black baby isn't mine even if the DNA results say it is.
> Daleks? Sheeeeeeet!
> The Master? Dat's wacist!
What's next? Q lesbian Muslim seagull Doctor?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/black-doctor-who-what-next-26913719
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A grown man with no friends? What a ludicrous concept!
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Anyone see Sinners? Why are normies losing their minds over schlock?
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I just watched The Wailing, what are your thoughts /tv/?
I found it personally visually stunning, and enjoyed the themes and the style of storytelling where scenes become time/dream convoluted to confuse the fuck outta you. I knew the shaman was up to something, first I thought he was a fake looking for wealth but guess greed can lead to wanting to become some demons pet. Also I want to fuck the ghost lady.
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/film/
Arthouse and Classics
Refugee edition
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What’s your first impression of this chick?
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Game Shows
What are your favorite /tv/ game shows /tv/? I love Wheel of Fortune
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With 4chan gone, we cannot return life to our imageboard. And fate has yielded its reward: a new imageboard to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting.
I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving fa/tv/irgins taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.
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Who has the keys to this board?
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niggers
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Parker Posey
Parker Posey
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Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions. I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel
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Conclave
>The intersex is the one most qualified to be pope.
Two-spirit indeed.
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What are you watching?
Post the last movie you watched and if you recommend it ITT
>The Second Civil War
<A rather prophetic movie regarding the corrupt political process of American government, but with mostly a comedic spin around it. Stars some big names like Phil Hartman, Dan Hedaya, James Earl Jones, Denis Leary (so you can tell the overall tone of the movie). A curiosity and most likely couldn't be made today.
>Synecdoche, New York
<You've probably heard of this movie but likely never watched it in full. Rather erudite and somewhat full of itself, will probably be hard to understand what the theme of the film is for most viewers, but it isn't incredibly groundbreaking, either. Has great acting thanks to Philip Seymour Hoffman, and is certainly an oddity, which makes it worth watching, but not much worth recommending.
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LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL
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I unironically agree with Armond White
https://www.nationalreview.com/2023/04/tarantinos-no-sex-talk/
>Responding to an inquiry by Spain’s Diari ARA, Tarantino confessed, “It’s true, sex is not part of my vision of cinema. . . . If there had ever been a sex scene that was essential to the story, I would have, but so far it hasn’t been necessary.”
>Earlier generations worried about gratuitous sex in cinema. Hollywood rarely makes love stories anymore. Movies are mostly Marvel Cinematic Universe confections, #MeToo diatribes, goofball comedies, leftist social dramas, or the routine excited response to Tarantino’s own highly influential violent escapades. They perpetuate a soulless eunuch’s view of art.
>Public confidence in biology and sociology has been undermined, so the lack of sexuality in movies essentially means the lack of sensitivity and compassion and order. Millennials who don’t understand the dehumanization of Tarantino’s action-movie temperament are ignorant about what he leaves out. They don’t know what they’re missing. QT never asks the question at the heart of Godard’s Breathless: “What’s the difference between love and eroticism?” That no one in the media asks him indicts our times.
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>Hmmmmpphffffff Walt.....
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>me own fookin' soon didn't clap for the NHS
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"...Midichlorians."
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Now that the bots have been filtered, we can all agree once and for all this was a masterpiece right? No plinkett shitters in the way to contradict our widely accepted view?
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Helly is best girl
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Joel's death caused more shock and controversy (and tears) than the Pope's death.
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See you soon!
What movies are you going to see soon?
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I go to 8chan
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Last Of Us 2
Its shit
>girl bosses everywhere
>heckin bigotry
>downy main actress
>tommy's butch nigress wife & mulatto son
>muh refugees, joel!
>GoT style battle
>tommy plot armor
>therapist cunt
>dude weed
>abby a 5'2 90lb 'military' leader and her merry band of starbucks baristas
>frozen infected suddenly animate, dont appear infected and have perfect condition clothing
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Sex Pistol TV Script Leak
was reported there were script leaks of Maisie in her New TV Show Pistols that give details of her being Nude in it and Apparently has her fare share of Sex Scenes one of her giving some dude a blowjob in the backroom of a nightclub and another of her getting railed by some old guy after one of their concerts
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hey anon, wanna cum up and tell me?
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I'm watching Sideways again bros.
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>Is John home?
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>Goo goo ga ga my daddy made this table
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>I'M GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED
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Gibby's Coming Back To iCarly
so I heard that Gibby's coming back to iCarly, but word through the grapevine is that, the story goes, during that 10 year hiatus period of iCarly web show, Gibby moved to and now lives elsewhere in Seattle (I think it was) and has made friends with a bunch of those stereotypical bros who always go to the Gym to workout, chase and fuck pussy. who always comment on how Gibby is/was friends with Carly and how all of them go on about how they'd love to have sex with her, tell him that he should try and get back and see her again but only so as to get her to have sex with him so he can tell them how good at, and incredible sex with her is.
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Last night I Bond Burgered your sister
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Wednesday
ENTER
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Malcolm
Wow
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what we do here is go back
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This board is deader than DJ Qualls
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Conspiracy Theory 1997 Mel Gibson Julia Roberts
I remember more of this one. Mel plays a redpilled fella in the late 90s. He is played for laughs initially until the movie takes a twist that would never happen today. It says what if he was right? What if some weird ass government shit is going down? And people start being clintoned. Heh. That was barely a thing then. Anyway it's great probably. Watching later today expect a better write up then.
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4chan is dead!
...
Nyeh heh heh!
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NEW JCS
new interrogation dropped two weeks ago, haven't seen it discussed on /tv/
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NEW JCS
new interrogation dropped two weeks ago, haven't seen it discussed on /tv/
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was paul rubens gay?
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ANTM Thread
Lluvy >>>>
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>members will from now on be required to watch all nominated films in each category to be eligible to vote in the final round of Oscar voting
>from now on
I always assumed it was mandatory. Silly me. It explains a lot, doesn't it?
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This place has a /tv/ board?
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Alien series
Romulus healed the franchise.
Prometheus was shite and Covenant was mostly mid except for some of the David and Daniels stuff.
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How obscure are this show and Bear in the Big Blue House? I don't see either brought up as much as other shows from the 90s like Rugrats, Recess, Ed Edd n Eddy, Dexter's Laboratory, Hey Arnold, Powerpuff Girls, Darkwing Duck, Animaniacs, etc.
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This show could be kino but the lead fucking blows
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kino watching pose
ITT: post you're kino watching poses
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Sam Hyde thread
To make this place feel more like 4ch, I'll bake a Sam Hyde advertising thread! What do you like most about everyone's favorite homosexual Jew?
He said BRAZILLIANS and CHICKEN NIGGER. Haha!
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Why was he so nice to Ani?
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What was his problem?
Did he want a divorce?
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Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
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I declare Rapunzel queen of /tv/.
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OPUS
Just marathoned this. It sucks
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Is this the board?
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>YEAH THATS RIGHT YOUR NIGGER FAGGOT SON
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Lain thread
I'm in a Lain mood now. Let's all love Lain ITT
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Youjo Senki - The saga of Tanya the Evil
A lite novel series, anime, and movie.
A nice sized franchise you can really sink your teeth into. The authors obsession with germany and the world wars already makes this a winner. Having accurate weapons, and even accurate spent shells marks this apart from 99% of jap produced horse shit. Yeah this guy gets guns. The story of a salaryman from japan who dies, pisses off god, and gets reborn as a shrimpy girl in alternate world war one. As a german. But shes not totally fucked. This world has magic. And soon Tanya gets a serious bloodlust going. As good as the first season is it ends right when the narrative gets get. Communist pedophiles from the USSR wanna rape our sweet loli, and the only way to stop them is killing every last goddamned communist. This is the movie plot, but unfortunately despite being out for several years the only torrents are 5 to 8 gigs a piece for a cocksucking 2 fucking useless hours. Fucks sake guys. Quality is nice right up until your obsession with quality means 80% of people CAN'T WATCH YOUR FUCKING UPLOAD I read the novels as they come out. And that keeps me happy. But fuck assholes who think a goddamn cartoon needs to be better than 480. Seriously. Also one fucking seed!? Even if I had a PC that could play your ridiculous super high gay quality vid I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THE DL YOU STUPID SHITS. AH whatever fuck it. Thats the show. It's good. Watch it.
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4bros?
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We take an analog horror concept and pitch it to BET.
We call it "The Blackrooms".
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>it's made for india bollywood kino
KNEEL
Indian woman are currently masturbating with cow dung to Jason Momoa and Jack Black
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Don't fall for the noir meme. Its prehistoric boomer trash
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Camp Refugee
Refugee status?
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Famous actor quotes or lines
Post things that actors have said that you like
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So powerful...
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BO say hi
How is this board not abandoned? I am the only one who posts here.
BO if you exist explain your lack of interaction with your only user.
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SNEED
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Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band
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Why the hell is everyone involved in this photo apart from the doctor such a fucking loser? The indian guy drank to death and the little Italian fag ended up as a janitor after being famous across the whole United States, how do you fuck that up?
Open
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bane?
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I'm home...
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For God's sake Don't waste time watching this shit.
I lasted until halfway through the second season. This series is the height of beastly of wokery In the series, a trio works for the Catholic church in order to find miracles, demons and such things. What pissed me off the most was the unnecessary cuckoldry everywhere. I will give some examples:
>Second episode of the first season: a girl who was dead comes back to life during the autopsy. They went there to see if it was a miracle. Result? Racism. Within half an hour, the nigga on the poster discovered that doctors spent more time resuscitating white people than black people. Yes. It is clear that the hospital hates black people
>In another episode, a guy says that there are only 250 black priests in the USA. Is it a low number? Yes, but at no point do they say that the vast majority are Protestants. Not to mention that the number of black men is around 3%. But the series only embraces racism
>In an episode of the second season, a police officer kills a black woman in a police stop. To make matters worse, the police officer says in all words that he would not have shot her if she had been white.
>Still in the first season, a woman accuses a producer of those series like Ghost Hunters of tuning the voices of minority people when doing ADR. If the guy is racist like that, wouldn't it be more obvious that he doesn't even hire minorities? The seal that I found funniest was that of a couple, the husband a Catholic and the wife a Muslim.
>A priest was called to this couple's house to perform an exorcism. The Muslim woman says she was not consulted. The priest then says that he only needs the patriarch to consent. The Muslim woman, probably from the most sexist religion, is pissed about this.
In ela and the hacker know as 4chings is also mentioned on the series and such.
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Muh kino
What the fuck even is kino? That ain't English motherfuckers.
Use the queens own or I'll glass ya cunts
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P: 9
Youtube's banned comments
I think I can get this going myself
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Does the new Deadpool & Wolverine movie has this scene?
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P: 9
Time Bandits
The first Time Bandits film was the best. Based dwarf God dudes! How much less based can you be than the first Time Bandits?
No more woke snowflake tv remakes, you dwarf hating feminist militant misandrists!
Dwarfists!
The original Time Bandits is a cult classic, not this dross remake. I hope the remake tanks and is defunded, it deserves no less for this blasmephy, desu!
https://archive.ph/djutI
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P: 9
>Emerald island opened again following riot
>McManus sorts them into groups
>"The Irish" is just a couple of random ginger lads who have never been in the show along with O'Reilly
Was Tom Fontana a hack?
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P: 9
Youtube
https://youtu.be/X-8MP7g8XOE
2006 channel that still upload. I thought youtube was made in 2003, yesterday when I randomly find this didn't realize this was one of founders. This guy still uploading
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P: 9
great ending or greatest ending?
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P: 9
The New LotR Rings of Power Streaming Show
This has to be said and I'm not getting along with halfchan at the moment so I will post it here for clarity:
"The new Lord of the Rings TV Show is a crock of Woke shit and it can fuck right off and fuck the Oliphaunt it rode in on."
Thank you for letting me clarify that.
https://archive.ph/H1aFz
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P: 9
Big Willie Style!!!
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P: 9
Movie Idea That I'd Very Very Much Like to See being Made
I've got this movie Idea about a very high end Escort Service that specifically cater to old millionaire businessmen where the girls who work there are aged from 18 to 23 years old.
the main actresses in it are Sabrina Carpenter & Talitha Bateman who play Escorts named Tiffany (Talitha) and Brook (Sabrina) of course aren't their real names
where both of them meet one night not knowing they've come to service the same client, an 80yo man in the hotel they start to have sex with him both sucking his cock at the same time before Sabrina's Character starts riding him for awhile before Talitha's Character jumps on top of him where she starts getting really into it while he's eating out Sabrina when he starts to ask her to slow down but neither of them hear him from moaning so loud that he begins having a heart attack and dies only moments after he cums they realise he's dead long story short they are they in his room completely naked and later find out his the head of crime family and they then have to spend the rest of the movie doing what they can to stay alive and clear their names from his death my any means
it continues from there where he's dead on the bed still amazingly got he's erection, they start panicking and check his coat for anything like ID, Driver's licence passport and find his Driver's licence inside his wallet next to a picture of him with his family long with his personalised desert eagle.
then one of them sees him name, probably Sab's Character and realises who he is and says "oh we are seriously screwed" while looking up at Talitha's Character and she says back to her "why what do you mean?" and sab say "you do realise who this is (saying his name after to her) he's the boss of the (name of the crime family) crime family" then they both looks at each other and start grabbing their stuff before heading towards the door to see if they get out with out being seen by his personal body guards.
they do they are talking down at the other end of the hall and they sneak out of the hotel half dressed with his rubber still suck in her (oh yeah this is going to be a comedy crime drama) then finally out side of the hotel from the back entrance finally getting dressed Sab bends down to put on her high heels and sees she has the condom in her and comments to her about it and then she moves her hand down between her legs and pulls it out and throws it into one of them tall dumpster bins where a bit of cum flings out of it and catches her in the eye making sab's Character laughing before they're dressed and boot on the hell out of there.
They Manage to make it back to Brook's (Sabrina) apartment where they find her on and off again roommate also an Escort (played by Francesca Capaldi) performing oral sex on her old client on the sofa in the Livingroom before she turns around and say's "oh your back, that didn't take long, how was it let me guess you made yet another client cum too soon, you know your pussy really is the tightest in the business" before she sees her walk into the Livingroom with Tiffany and then say's "oh, now I get it was a double team effort huh?" then Brook replies "oh hey didn't know you were working here tonight, oh yeah I, I mean we've just got back" before continuing talk to her bedroom then her (Fran's) client sees that she's not sucking on his cock any more and pulls on her head and pushes her mouth back on his cock again.
Don't know how Much Room there is on here to write everything here but there's a orgy scene midway through the film where you see them in the actual building the Escort business is ran out from trying to find somewhere to hide from the goons who've been sent out to hunt them down, where they burst into a room where they are hearing some muffled noises coming out from to see s massive orgy taking place with a bunch of the girls (Francesca Capaldi character included) to see Daisy (played by Ciara Bravo) fucking two old men where she looks up at both of them and say "hey!, shut the door or if your coming in!!!, come in you're a little late to the party but I guess there are a few guys in the back waiting for their turn" so they both come into the room where the floor is completely socked from all of the sweat and semen that didn't find it's indented target walk past all of the old men fucking towards the back of the room.
where there's a few of them sitting down, not before one of the old guy's pulls out of the girl he's fucking bends down and cums on both of their feet looks at both of them and says "holy fuck you girls here are the best in the city and have sexiest feet" they manage to get to the back of the room not long before the goons barge in so they realistically have no option at this point but to hide and blend in so they start blowing a couple of the men sitting down the goons then proceed to walk through the room right past both of them seeing that they can't find them leave, then they look up to see that they are gone get up to go not before the old men who they were blowing, say "hey where the fuck do you think you two are going?, we paid a fucking lot of good money for this you two ain't leaving till you're done" so they end up being apart of the orgy which actually works out in their favour as it gave them plenty of time to hide out.
they wake up in the room to see some of the girls going again with some of the old men, two of which are fucking Tiffany as she's still asleep on the ground one's fucking on top of her from behind, while the other is jerking his cock with her feet (where the footjob is actually real and unsimulated you see him fully erect rubbing his penis between the soles of her feet) where the sounds of them having sex with her Wakes Brook up to see them ontop of her telling them to get off of her not before both cum and then chased off her, they get up grab their things again and head out.
there's more to this movie though I don't think I'll be able to fit it all in here.
this is a long shot here but if anyone happens to know and actual movie Director or know of someone who's one please see if you can get them to see this.
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The Matrix 4 Is Going To Flop
It's been noted that The Matrix Resurrections (i.e. The Matrix 4) is hopelessly Woke. Not only that but TM4 is being released during a new pandemic wave with many restrictions in place worldwide. I'm expecting a major Happening in the flop department because of these two factors.
The best Matrix movie will always be the original, with Reloaded coming a close second. I think they shouldn't have tried to dig this rabbit hole too deep by milking the franchise cow with this new Matrix movie. They've tumbled down the rabbit hole, come out the otherside and potentially ended up in a trash can.
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P: 9
Stranger Things Season 4 Script Leaks
It was said that the script for the entire 4th season of Stranger Things got leaked online some months back but only some of it has been found so far most importantly Max Hooking up with and seen giving her much older male partner a blowjob and Eleven get's captured and Raped by a mysterious Government Agency
would like to ask and know if anymore has of yet been able to find the entire script for it.
oh yeah forgot to YFI on this from what's been seen so far from the scripts that it looks like the fourth season will more than likely be getting a TV-MA Rating
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Best Fall/Autumn Kinos Thread
What are the best cozy nostalgic fall/autumn movies to watch with friends on a rainy eve with cocoa
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SHITTY THREAD FOR A SHITTY BOARD UUUU
>look through old /tv/ threads
>see Blade Runner threads
>every time, some faggot asks/baits what the meaning of the film is, some other faggot complains/baits it's bad
>every time, the only response/bait people can give is either derisive or some equivalent of "2DEEP4U"
>mfw any media that is "debated" is the same fucking scenario
Holy fuck if you can't explain to retards what the meaning of something is, you're just as dumb even if you "understood" it (daily reminder that what an individual "understands" something to be is not necessarily what was intended), and if you're just too lazy to do it you might as well not post at all.
Honestly, a rule should be made on any discussion site that values quality over "muh freedumbs" that essentially states that if you can't argue something with supporting evidence and provide objective sources, you'll be banned.
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P: 10
Midnight in Paris
This is one of the funnest movies I've ever seen.
R: 9 / I: 0 /
P: 10
Miss March
The movie so bad, that bringing it up still hurts the creators.
After seeing how sensitive Zach was about Miss March on the Twitch stream I decided to hunt down, and watch this lost pile of dogshit.
So first of all was it bad?
Yes. Not sure if thats really a writing problem as much as it was a genre issue. Mid aughts buddy comedy designed for "unrated" dvd editions. The genre kinda dictates a lot of thw stupidity present in the film.
The acting is good for skits, but comes across as slightly ridiculous in an extended film. No, Timmy, Sam, or Darren.
And despite all that I actually rather enjoyed myself and had a good time watching it. Funny at times, although perhaps not always for the reason intended.
R: 2 / I: 0 /
P: 10
Free willy
I don't remember anything about this movie. Some kids a thief. Gets popped. Is forced to befriend a killer whale by the court. None of that is probably true but thats the best my sleep deprived and addled mind can do. I haven't had coffee yet fuck you.
Anyway he breaks the whale out, and somehow that leads to three sequels. No idea how. Its been like 25 fucking years cut me a break.
R: 1 / I: 0 /
P: 10
The man who would be king 1975
Starring Sean Connery, and Michael Caine.
Based on a short story but Rudyard Kipling.
A fascinating adventure into the depths of Kafiristan. We meet freemasons, savages, and finally kings. A pulpy good time.
R: 5 / I: 3 /
P: 10
80's/Retro Film
What is the most retro aesthetic film you have seen?
Below is my list:
>Time Cop
>Eraser
>Robocop
>Virus
>Judge Dredd (Stallone v.)
>Hackers (1995)
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P: 10
Good Times...
tvch.moe/tv
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P: 10
SHIP BOARD
/tv/ is a SHIP. BOARD.