MERCY'S TOP TIPS TO SAVE MONEY
>just don't buy things lol
>buy old things because they are cheaper than new things
>buy from Costco
>do NOT steal
>FOMO is a scam
>salespeople are lizards, defuse them with your autism powers
>buy gifts to your friends to get free labor from them
>cover your friends in ants
>use cash only to avoid paper trails
>dodge taxes on income via shell accounts
>let the bank use your money as collateral for stocks, bonds and loans
>get free food by exploiting loyalty apps
>give fake data to the apps
>give money to Mercy instead of buying tchotchkes
>use your friends' money to buy things instead of your own for free* shipping
>buy things in bulk from overseas
>fall for "pre-order discount" marketing
This is genuinely a scam, they can't advertise it as a discount if it hasn't been sold at the supposed original price yet, it's illegal in many places.
>buy things from people who don't own the things they're selling
>return goods if the price is lower now and buy it again until they ban you
>use a corded telephone
>turn every tchotchke you buy into a business venture
>pay an accountant to dodge taxes for you
>reclaim your tax dollars from the government
>live in the ghetto
>GRAPHS
No but seriously this was a very good stream from a "serious information" perspective. I'm intentionally omitting certain things and framing others badly for comedic affect.