>>1155260 /ΜΑΝS/ Commandments. >1. Why not merge with /stars/? Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor. >2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive? It is not of our concern. >3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji? It is not of our concern. >4. Did you guys see the boys numbers? It is not of our concern. >5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying? Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >6. The baiters are insulting your bros! Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji! Thine words do not belong in this temple. >8. You guys should split the thr- Thou shalt not. Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>1155260 Preorders Open >AXEL's Jacket <TWO DAYS LEFT (On sale until January 9th JST) https://popcornmuseum.net/shopdetail/000000000439/ >cafe de yume x HOLOSTARS English ARMIS Ita Backpack (On sale until January 25th) https://cafedeyume.com/collections/holostars-english-armis-collection >Machina X Flayon 3rd Anniversary Celebration Merch (On sale until February 9th 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_anniversary_3rd https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon Permanent Merch https://rentry.org/HolostarsEnglish_Merch New Covers/Originals [Cream Soda & Chandelier covered by Octavio & Nemusagi] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yJYjzkpF0 [Snow Halation covered by HolostarsEN] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yYoghrq_XQ [SpecialZ covered by HolostarsEN] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzYVnx4D3dU [Monitoring covered by Octavio & Jurard] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgKC5dS5GF0 [Perfect Gold covered by Bettel] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhIwPf5KPPI [Rightfully covered by Flayon] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEqDw7IcmyY Do your playlist reps! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbJqSzaxA3NenTLTCbLaVWwiMPQbf56a2

>>1155262 amen >it has been a year since this was shown off will we get more like this later? please wiwi

Cuddle and cockwarm Axel Syrios >>1155262 Amen

I miss Auntie...

>>1155262 amen

>>1155262 Amen

>>1155262 amen >>1155376 still obsessed with this art, think itll be hard to ever top for me

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon >>1155262 amen

>>1155262 AMEN

>>1155262 Amen.

IDIOT CLOWN STILL BROTHERLEECHING ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnHNerNAEOs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnHNerNAEOs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnHNerNAEOs

>>1156007 bamco still bettelleeching

>didn't know there were arteries in the neck Bettel...

>shitting on kiri 3D again just kill yourself if you can't recognize the best vocals you've ever done assclown

I'm surprised he managed to get the cover done when he was having throat issues.

MAMA ON THE 3RD ANNI WIWICEPTION TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLLAblzaftw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLLAblzaftw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLLAblzaftw

I THOUGHT THIS WAS IN 30 MINS

>>1156386 >no wait it's the right time :) oh my god he forgot he set it at 7:30 EST

>just gonna commit and chat for 30 mins incredible

krista you better shut the fuck up

HE'S FUCKING DEAD

MAMA NOOOOOOO

dead feesh

his attempt at a cat loaf

it's perfect shinwi content, i can't even be mad

cute face...

>last year had almost no time and had to rush >what if we just go live 30 minutes early every year so i get more time in the future? gaming the system

uuuooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sexy hips ough

>hips >extra blushies love

POV you are puniko height

it's me, I am good fish

I WANT UPPIES

uppies

WE'RE FUCKING DEAD

DID HE ACTUALLY DIE FOR REAL

mama speak to us from beyond the veil

i think even chiwamane was panicking there kek

i absolutely adore current day silly prank mama who doesn't use comfykoi gloves on his audience anymore

>hitting staggered 2x on each vod in sequence jesus fucking christ

>in 2x speed oh god

what the hell is this setup kek

what the fuck is HAPPENING

I love my oshi this is an unimaginable clusterfuck

>making pancake art of all the boys good christ

30 minutes to do all the boys

>30 minutes to do all boys I can smell the MERCH

ladies and gentlemen, your jester of guild tempus!

bettel is a little burnt. but cute

burnttel

there he is!

thats okay mama you will just find new jokes to accidentally repeat next year

machicakes

>forma de hakkito big beaked motherfucker

sexy hip waiting time

This is just a 16:9 long form split screen brainrot video

brown jungle bird obtained!

my favorite Shinriism is when he says 200X instead of 202X

>oh, that's right, the OBS game! i should do more things like that! repeated reference every year obtained

>>1156579 >>1156580 best one yet O_O

he looks like an alien

now with jacket!

birb loves that video so much

CUTE FISH!! burning yourself to squish the fish

psish!

i dont like the way pancake wiwi is looking at me

happy thirdiversary!

>>1156523 THE ORACLE

hes so silly

he's deflating

HE LOOKS SO COZY THE PUNIKO BDAY PLUSH!

uuuuuu domestic

>teaser for a thing in the future HM?

puniko shirt! fat fuck splashing around~

>>1156623 >our new life together >puniko is there as well oh my god

>>1155266 BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>our new life together ooooooh god

>2025 big titty wife proposing to you with his earrings >2026 sloppy t-shirt wife moving into your new home together peak

covering bettel with cream and honey and caramel!

>here's the roon cafe menu >SNATCHES it out of view so quickly you fucker

>hakka is a sweet boy so we're gonna give him honey cute xenos

hi, honey!

>doing puniko and wiwi together <3

uweh

>said 2007 again amazing

>my diets gonna go crazy hehe

>feels obligated to eat all the sugar drenched VG cakes >i made 20 pancakes worth of batter >only lasts three days >have to find a way to use it all up >it's all coloured >my diet... archkoitects winning again

>big opportunity coming up I wonder what it is

>locked out of yt account by manesan posting merch links >can't end or raid

>>1156750 Opportunity to log back into his account

>>1156751 he HATES hakka

HAKKERS ON THE MILE HIGH TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5bIVE8VXOE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5bIVE8VXOE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5bIVE8VXOE

>>1156759 what a thing to say on an anniversary stream

>>1156750 i feel like he may have meant big opportunity more abstractly in the sense of the boys being in japan? but it may be an actual thing

look at my pilot dawg, we're going to crash

junior HATE

>>1156701 Thank you for the pancake

very high effort concept for a clipshow, sasuga shitbird

DEAD PEOPLE ON STREAM

>five minutes until sponsored message YIPPIE

I forgot he mixed up priceless and worthless, fucking dumbass.

at least it wasn't spitroasting

>he's the prison princess kek

he looks so dreamy

THE HAKKITONAHOLE IS REAL

This is some nice merch, very cute.

>hakka fleeing the country merch set >shinri settling into a new home merch set domestic terrorism...

LONGKKITO IMMORTALIZED

>you can sleep with this mf how many hakkitos are gonna cut a hole into this?

he's so proud of it

>>1155266 BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_anniversary_3rd https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_anniversary_3rd https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_anniversary_3rd https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri

>>1156807 Reminds me of that national tragedy

mechabirbo...

MITE MITE PAN

>are you guys excited for the collab tomorrow? gonna have to wake up so fucking early to go to the studio oh? the JP 3/4 are going to be in studio 3D?

infanticide on the telly!

summoned by simple and clean lyrics kek

what an ending

Vanguard 3D anni collab tomorrow! >tweet says 11AM JST >waiting room set at noon JST manesans please https://x.com/HOLOSTARSen/status/2009097737464369520 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjdCog_TOg

>>1157231 >feat. bettel kek

>>1157231 clown in the cuck chair

>>1157231 what the fuck are those fonts

>>1157028 I was about to say you forgot Bettel but I remembered he uses his on his August 19th bullshit.

>>1157294 well, it'll be interesting to see what he does next year, seeing as the 8/19 trilogy is fully finished with the cover drop.

maestro you do the mix/master on some of your covers. even the ones not hosted on your channel. we praise you all the time but i get what you mean when it's other people trying to make wails listenable

leader 3D in nine hours before VG3d :3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agS0Yt3i7J0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agS0Yt3i7J0

>>1156973 I would be too, ngl.

DINO TRYING TO SPEEDRUN CODE VEIN ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyCCUHC54yY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyCCUHC54yY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyCCUHC54yY

BROCK LESNAR SPIDERMAN ON THE TELLY

>octavio is the number one jutai enjoyer >evidence: he made two jutai songs >the reason he wasn't on the charity stream was because he was in jurard's DMs feeding him the fanfic lines behind the scenes

if i have the hakka ice cubes and i get the shinri ice cubes, then i can make xenos ice cube yaoi everytime i shake them together in a glass. and also drink the cooled fluid they make together. i'm a fucking genius.

>>1157053 I think Shinri really knocked it out the park this time. I haven't bought as much since the tariffs, but I am sorely tempted to get this set

>>1157911 >made

>>1157735 he's trying to endear himself to mixers so he can get discounts when he hires them

>>1155262 AMEN

leadership breaking backs on mt fuji

cute

>shinyspicy overlapping they ain't gay but they do gay stuff

>>1158074 pancake blueballs are adorable >>1158073 2026 truly is the year of leadership <3

SHINY<SPICY OVERLAP ALTARE ON THE 3D ZATSU TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agS0Yt3i7J0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agS0Yt3i7J0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agS0Yt3i7J0 AXEL ON THE HORSE GAME TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5yCy1HbAIY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5yCy1HbAIY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5yCy1HbAIY

>>1158138 blue son is late...

>VGniki hot ones on jan 18th jst >purchased season 27 sauces set

>>1158145 LET'S FUCKING GO ANIKI

>6-7 hrs studio recording day yesterday & tora meeting at the offices after lovely hardworking aniki

>altare napped after chatting in jurard's stream, oversleeps jobber leader. stream starting in 20 minutes

>>1158181 i bet he was jorking it to jurard's stream and fell asleep

>>1158138 LEADER IS LIVE NOW

I asked for more Leadership, I also slept in, and I just now opened his waiting room. Clearly reeda loves me, specifically.

>I FIGURED OUT HOW TO CONNECT MY 3D STUDIO TO THE HOLOLIVE APP Let's go reeda~

>we are currently in the culture club, in case you haven't noticed >I am normal. My grandma says I'm normal. My mom says I'm normal. My guidance counsellor...had questions.

>i'm not being a girl, i'm...BABY TT0TT

>me and someone else begged the 3D team for years to add compatibility to the app >we had to find our own ways ameway...?

>POV: you are Banzoin Hakka talking to Regis Altare My chuunibros...

>Leader asks Hakka if he lead Tempus to finally destroy Armis if he passes him the mantle >Hakka: "I can fix them" Birbo...

my four year old son playing in his literal sandbox

>One hour of silence, interupted by Regis Altare sounds >... ... ... wah!! .... ... ...I'm a little bit dizzy now, but I'm letting my momentum carry me! Is this what it's like to be drunk? My baby boy

>leader is worried about the VG 3D collab after what happened in the Shiny Spicy one >I'm a good boy - sometimes I get corrupted by people around me like Axel - but when you've got three of those boys, and one extremely tired old dude...

>>1158255 It absolutely was.

>Get into the robot, Altare >I thought that was from a trash anime? He's still a hater

>thinks of changing up m&g >boys suggest remote autographs >Cover says no >boys suggest online m&g >cover says no

It's raining in the Badlands

rizzlesstare...

Hitting the Smouldare while doing his mating dance

>octavio ponuy recreation it may have taken a few years but i'm in love with how comfortable reeda is goofing off with and bullying fartmiss now

>i was born in 2018 i don't know what 2017 is UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>wants to try fullbody 3D on particular gaming streams not requiring too much lock in >pokemon colosseum next week lets fucking go leader project hype!!

he's in absolute baby bro mode rigjt now i love it

Altare I'm begging you to convince Axel to finally buy 3D gear, I'm pretty sure he's the only one without anything at this point.

And another one falls...

>I don't know when I'm gonna get a new outfit, I guess when I came back it was too late to start working on one >I wanted to do a 3D outfit, but I found out they're only commissioned for events >when I offered to pay for one myself they said it wasn't allowed

ENTER

>my balls get attacked by vicious men >like flayon?

>wants to play Deep Rock Galactic >no perms for GTFO

Accurate Ruze impression https://x.com/stokinkin/status/2009234811081445551

>>1158358 He's really trying to go out of bounds with what's being asked. Like it sucks to get ideas shut down but thats how companies are

>>1158358 Feels like this is only shocking to Altare to be honest. Like I really really do get that he wants unique stuff and to utilize his 3D as much as possible, but God dammit man just plan your 2nd L2D outfit. Your guildmates are starting planning on their FOURTH ones at this point....

>>1158660 I think he’s kind of come to terms with that at this point, from what he said. He always wants to be ambitious and push things forward, but sometimes it’s really fine to just deliver what is expected

>>1158938 I've been wondering this for awhile does he think they have expendable money to do all the ideas that he tosses through. Idk how much money cover has or put into the boys but he has to think about the company having to make the profits back and also talking to artist and 3d modeler as well and paying for their work to. Like im not trying to be rude.

>>1158660 >>1158938 >>1159062 toramane didn't discipline his sugar baby boy enough. we gotta bring back beating children, i tell ya. dreaming big is good but sometimes we gotta slap them back to reality.

>>1159062 >>1159198 Guys, he brought that up as an example of something he probably shouldn't have tried to do. You can relax.

I wonder what they have planned... we might see more of mama's idle wiggles tonight

>>1159719 this man really claims he "hasnt practiced" and "cant do it smoothly" smh

>>1159864 >Be me >Excited for the anniversary stream since its announcement >Be now >Look at the thumbnail >Wait a minute, I don't like Bettel... or Flayon... or Hakka... or Bettel >not excited anymore

>>1160147 Well that's a pickle ain't it

VG ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjdCog_TOg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjdCog_TOg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjdCog_TOg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjdCog_TOg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjdCog_TOg

>>1160147 Im sorry bro well you like shinri then?

>>1160211 inb4 15 minute loading screen

>>1160147 sit your ass down and watch them

They're in the Uproar sex classroom

>hi chat fuck the chatfish

VG LOVE even if they hate each other

MECHABIRBO BEARHUG REAL

Mr Bettel???

I now understand Flayon

God damn it's been so long since we've seen their actual 3Ds

Are we not missing someone?

>3 years of pure, unfiltered Banzoin Hakka SEX I understand why leader was worried now...

>flay keeps touching and hugging hakka MECHABIRBO IS FOREVER

what is flay doing back there

>>1160263 Yeah, where's Puniko?

everybody who matters is here!

>>1160267 DOUBTERS IN SHAMBLES >>1160268 several months without flaydhd meds

is flayon's autism is compelling him to move constantly

>Shinri: It's a great thing that we're not missing anyone important! Clownfish is dead

I was gonna rope if Bettel not show up for this...

>>1160276 He is unmedicated.

alright i'll accept mama art, kek

>>1160276 his unmedicated adhd

>it's three good boys and one BAD boy >you guys figure that one out

I wonder, if I send him $20, will he let me use a yaoi paddle on him?

>fortuneteller clown for shinri >hit tweet with 177k he wont regret, not to be confused with his phlegm tweet

>hakka: you should have taken a picture >WAS THAT YOUR ALT ACCOUNT?!?!? >dude i wish

yeah what kind of sick fuck would want to see that haha

>>1160301 i mean...i'm kinda curious too

>>1160276 shh he's aura farming

Shinri's thinking of hakka shitting tenga eggs

>communal cloaca TToTT

Shinri, what the fuck are you talking about?

communal cloaca on the telly!

>all I'm saying is "Hakka, don't eat breakfast tomorrow" >oh no, I'm gonna be stuffed~!! >in what way? Again, I see why leader was worried about this

>hakka dont eat breakfast tomorrow >oh i'm gonna be stuffed!

flayon fortune: you will accumulate a great amount of wealth and file for chapter 11 bankruptcy spoilers for the next holomarches session where jewlizard comes back

The clown slot...

>Bettel: I will find love >Hakka: You will? Who's gonna love you? The divorce...

bettel fortune: i'm gonnna find love

>>1160338 Yeah, with me after several days of psychological torture.

>you will die of lung collapse MAMA NOOOO

>bettel knows chapter 7 bankruptcy our poor clown

Its real life

>another split screen shitshow >all three studio boys have handcam uh oh

Fattest hand is obviously hakka

>delivery amazon box paper for drawing on wiwi...

(ノ゜ー゜)ノ uh he didn't have enough money to get printer paper

Puniko lookin' kinda sad there.

yeah thats me alright

that koipanion has seen things

the lore accurate hand! I am SO immersed rn

Uh why does it look like its been cooked

HOT CHRISTMAS DINNER IN YOUR AREA

fried hakkitos on vg anni

flayon...

i was skeptical of these fuckers around that camera

happi woons

i read that as UP MINE

>shoving his head into the camera pilot pulling an aniki

And Flay joins Axel in a fairly exclusive club

Bro....

>hakka pronouncing machina like vagina this birb is horny

He captured my thousand yard stare so well...

battered bettelion

×__× why bettelion

Artistes

So why did Bettel not bother going to Japan

RIP Bettel

>thought midwest was like medieval esl bird...

( ´,_ゝ`) bro how much fumbles are we gonna have in this stream lol

MILKING THE SAME BOYS, ALL OF THEM!

MILKING THE BOYS

HAKKA IS MILKING THE BOYS

Bro...

GOOD prompt

this vod is dead

shinri whipping my entire head off in decapitation kabedon

hip action ooooooo

hakka stop living your fantasies

Altare predicated the yabs lol

Oh thank fuck I decided to watch this live.

Do you think this video will survive?

>spiderman moves for the spiderman austist that was kinda boring

mechabirbo...

Domestic abuse lvie on stream

THINK, GAVIS, THINK!

>you may have domestic abuse accusations >NOT GAVIS BETTEL NOT GAVIS BETTEL

>>1160490 (/´△`＼) .....its over then

why isnt he using his 3D

Shinri what

Damn, Shinri, that's good.

fucking incredible

I can't breathe

WHAT

>you're really good at that >it's giving nicki minaj anaconda

Flayon can't do charades

maestro...

hakka instinctively spreading his knees wide whilst knelt down... whore

>>1160527 >a position of submissiveness

FLAYON IS SO BAD AT THIS

MECHABIRBO STONKS

MECHABIRBO IMPREGNATION

FLAYON BEARS THE BABY. HAKKA TOP TRUTHERS WE WON.

c'mon idiots

death and cocks

>time >ok, sisyphus >the great roman period

manesans bullying my poor otaku husband with this prompt

I missed the prompt for this

How the fuck was he gonna guess that?

they are attacking my unmedicated retarded husband's brain...

>salvador dali painting is called the persistence of MEMORY with the melting clocks ESL manesans...

can adhd really make someone do all this

>had easier prompt >moved to another hard one Manesans really are sadists...

They gave him a fucking Dali painting, with the wrong name. Holy jobbers.

>ok now shinri arch your back >flayon staring intently at hakka's tits and tummy: mother venus

>they gave them "The Birth of Venus" >Flayon got it after like two minutes from just the pose Incredible

>>1160606 he's always called himself a cultured gooner

>Hakka and Bettel are having a romantic couple's argument >But Hakka is in a movie theatre A reenactment of the divorce arc...

More divorce play, nice.

>hey sexy >we need to talk >not now babe, I'm watching planet of the apes

>hey, it's my girl, and she likes the movie! >down in front!!

>hakka shoves his ass on flayon's crotch >flayon breaks his arm the vitruvian divorce bettel!

Are they ovulating or just horny today?

VOD GONE VOD GONE VOD GONE VOD GONE VOD GONE

>>1160654 This is why VG only collabs like once a year. They get too horny on camera when they're all together like this.

>>1160654 Bit of both, likely

>>1160661 explains why Bettel didn't dare to fly over for this, they're all pent up

>Bettel and Shinri prompt from Hakka >You guys just got married >Am I getting married again? >Yes. Passing the clown AIDS around again, I see...