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>>209954 (OP) /ΜΑΝS/ Commandments. >1. Why not merge with /stars/? Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor. >2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive? It is not of our concern. >3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji? It is not of our concern. >4. Did you guys see the boys numbers? It is not of our concern. >5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying? Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >6. The baiters are insulting your bros! Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji! Thine words do not belong in this temple. >8. You guys should split the thr- Thou shalt not. Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
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>>209955 KOIMEN
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sorry for the clown spoiler, the art was just too good
>>209955 Amen. I hope my clown is hot, the reveals so far have been pretty nice.
>>209971 I'm going to put you in the oven .___.
>>209971 Donmai, it's good art.
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>>209971 I feel like it was pretty obvious he'd go for white, given how good it looks in Woven Fates, and since the thread lasts a week I'll give you that it would be shitty to sit on an irrelevant bake for that long before shilling new outfits.
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That's a good outfit, I aprob >>209955 Amen
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>>209955 PRAISE BE TO OUR BLESSED MAMA KOIMEN
>>210000 Deets on artist pls.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IMPS AND GHOULS, ITS TIME FOR YOUR JESTER OF GUILD TEMPUS TO TRIP AND FALL ONTO THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8rvxIOQdvs
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>>209954 (OP) >Regis Altare and Josuiji Shinri's FREE VRChat Worlds https://vrchat.com/home/launch?worldId=wrld_b09c176f-b681-45aa-88a8-57c2529599fc https://vrchat.com/home/launch?worldId=wrld_4114bcd9-356a-45e7-a47a-d3bbca1ce622 Preorders Open >ARMIS 3D CELEBRATION MERCH (On sale until May 12th 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_3d2025 https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/armis >OCTAVIO'S BIRTHDAY MERCH (On sale until May 12th 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2025 https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/octavio >UNDONE x hololive SUPER EXPO 2025 Watch & Merch Collection (On sale until May 18th) https://undone.com/collections/hololive-super-expo-2025-gameon >RUZE'S RUZADER DAY CELEBRATION MERCH (On sale until May 26th 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/crimzonruze_chipsandsoupday_2025 https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/crimzon-ruze >HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH (On sale until May 26th 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_birthday_2025 https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka >ALTARE'S BIRTHDAY MERCH (On sale until June 2nd 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_birthday_2025 https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/regis-altare Permanent Merch >TEMPUS and ARMIS 3D Acrylic Stands https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_3dacrylicstand >ALL Permanent Merch https://rentry.org/HolostarsEN_merch New Covers/Originals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uT-EpxS82E
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>>209955 Amen.
I "HATE" GAVIS BETTEL ( ´,_ゝ`) also this music reminds me of the muppet show
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>Shinri got suspenders, I think we're all winning today True.
They should all get cowboy outfits : )
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I like this magenta? ( ´-`)
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>>210063 thirsty birb
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MOOOOO
Why is he eating candy?
>>210115 maybe theyre referencing 4kids Sanji that had his cigarette censored with a lollipop kek
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>>210131 Bruh ( ^▽^) lol the candy cigarette excuse wasn't gonna work I guess
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He's a cartoon now
>>210148 He got his back blown out
So there's going to be a Woven Fates Pt.2 or remix to go along with all of this, right?
>losing ear buds Actual retard
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https://x.com/Finarael/status/1918116002346496217 have you guys heard the new ghost album?
That one is sweet
(* ̄∇ ̄*) I like the flower
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>>210197 He's special needs
>>210232 CAPUCCINO ASSASSINO
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amen >>209955 leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
Oh this one is cute \(^_^)/
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>>210249 Is he a corpse?
He doesn't understand what gloves are...
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>>210232 >josuiji shit-ri incredible batch of shorts
No more mustache man (゚_゚)
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>>210295 apes on a plane is just 507 worldstar clips mashed together. Fucking frogs can't make shit besides baguettes
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>THE TANK TREADS ARE THE FUCKIN SLEEVES YOU GUYS, THIS IS PROFOUND!!
>>210261 I would ruin him
I'm tired of these motherfucking snanks on this motherfucking plane
>>210328 The Jonkler
>>210328 Does this one get assraped in prison too?
>>210328 canon inversion btw
>>210340 yeah by me
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>>210345 Get in line, I'm first.
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( ・∀・) bettel a fashion expert?
That looks like Astel
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>this one's by SPOOK AIIIIIIIEEEEE THEY DESIGN CLOTHES NOW?
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Glad they remembered "the plant"
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>>210345 >>210351 Neither of you will rape whitey today
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https://x.com/_Wren_pov/status/1918291577182539879 >gets his cravat stuck in doors how retarded
Bettel LOVES cravats
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Bettel is unimpressed by (Your) Onceler crossover OCs
Sick shoes
THERE'S JUST SO MUCH FUCKING LEGGGG!!
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Whites stuck at the top, tale as old as time
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W H O R E H A N D S
>the Bucci belt, can't leave home without it!
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>we've got the pocket napkin and it's got the hat, the hat that I wear, on it!!
I hit the wrong guy with the demelanizing ray
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fucking finally, a bright jesterly outfit. its been 850000000 years
Good god, they sure did like their colors.
I like that it feels very "clown" this time
Looks younger
>gavis permttel WORLD PREMIERE
His neck looks weird, but I would still molest him.
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YOUNG HANDSOME MAN. NOT A LESBIAN!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
He looks clean
>>210512 Nice nyehh
>>210517 AIEEEEEEE
The face looks more masculine this time so I'm pretty happy with it
>>210531 He looks like one of those rich boys with parents that own a nice boat and half the town
>>210531 I like that he has an actual hairline this time instead of whatever he had in his 2nd outfit
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LEGVIS LEGTTEL
What’s going on with his legs?!?!
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holy shit
>>210587 He got them spider legs
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love this a lot, hope he wears it more frequently after the gala ends. better than his 2nd outfit for sure
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honestly, im surprised at how much the in-house team exceeded my expectations. i think they all have little weird kinks, but other than that im pretty content with all of them
Wait, he really does look like Yoshikage Kira now that I look at him...
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aww they look so good together don't look at Flay's neck
【Collab】Are we ready for the #TEMPUSGala ? TOMORROW 5th May | 6th May JST HOLOSTARS English ch. @ 6PM PDT | 9PM EDT | 10AM JST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpZEJNJ6GO0
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>>210628 what's going on with their necks?
>>210628 He looks like he's been strangled.
>>210635 by me
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He looks like he's about to drop 16 faggot words on Bettel for existing
>>210633 Kinky mechabirbo sex
so now that they're all out, rate the outfits. i'm biased, but >axel >shinri >hakka >altare >bettel >flayon
>>210705 Altare = Shinri > Hakka >> Bettel = Axel > Flayon
>>210705 >Axel >Altare >Flayon >Bettel >Shinri >Hakka
>>210705 mine is >axel >altare >shinri, not a fan of bowties like the coatless version though >bettel >hakka >flayon
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>>210705 >axel severe power gap >bettel >altare >shinri >flayon >hakka kinda surprised at ringleaders hopping up above my beloved mr. titties but i just love the clean young shonen look. axel was always going to be top but with the blush toggle he's miles away. but the true question is, which tempura artist is going to recreate this with mr. whitevis
>>210705 Shinri>Altare>Bettel>Axel>Flayon>Hakka
fun days, handsome boys. i love shinri so much, already want to unwind with my mama after the gala
>>210705 >altare >flayon >axel >shinri >hakka >bettel
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>>210798 same same, I can't wait for his next solo stream him dropping the calm and collected persona before the redirect made me melt
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RATE THE NEW SUITS
>>210891 i am ready to elope/10
>>210891 i see shinri in a button down whenever i close my eyes, 10/10
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...colorblind-pura...
>>210891 RAPE EVERYONE AS ALWAYS / 10
>>210940 Glad to see my edit still gets used kek
>>210705 >Axel >Bettel >Shinri >Altare >Hakka >Flayon
>>210705 Boys/Flowers. Where's my reverse harem shoujo manga, Cover? The suits were better than I expected. I like Hakka's the most. Aniki could have used a little more sexiness. (UNBUTTON THAT SHIRT!) >Hakka >Altare >Bettel >Shinri >Flayon >Axel
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>>210879 >spoiler you get it. ah i love all his sides
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Reference sheet roundup, hopefully the other three get theirs processed soon, they gotta crack the whip on that graphic slave hakkers. https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1919191974088765913 https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1918885726545944617 https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1919195107972039144
>>211038 Kek. They should draw one with flayon's round hips and hakka's big head.
I having hard time on who I liked the most ( ・∀・) bettels was good and glad management decided to keep his color scheme going. Axels suit was simple but it fits him very well. Altares was good I like the haircut and the variation without his jacket.Hakkas makes him look like a vkei artist but a bit Victorian I wasn't expecting that. Flayons was nice as well I like that they put lots of pins on his and the striped tie.shinris orange and brown combo was not bad and the hairstyle they gave was good I think it would of been nice to see it down as well the green bow tie was meh though even though it was to contrast with the other colors. ( ^▽^)
>>211068 shinri would've been my #1 if it wasn't for the dr. who-ass tie. it's a really ugly shade of teal.
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MECHABIRBO REVIVAL IN 16 HOURS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEzyMtnkndM
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>3:15PM EST I know it's because of the Gala collab later but man
>>211165 halo 3 never ever...
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>>211175 >>211195 i will send flayon nightmares of his father beating him with a beer bottle so he wakes up on time
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ENDED HIS GOTH AGENDA. THANK YOU IN-HOUSE ARTISTS.
>>211165 >some boys >8am Just say it’s your weekly twitchcock stupid clown
>>211199 poor little fleabitten attic boy flayon going to stay at his best friend hakka's house for a sleepover and crying when his gigantic titted father serves him well seasoned food that's not just boiled chicken and rice ToT
>>211220 don't diss my nigga's safe food. he needs to max out his macros
>>211252 he will beg for a slice of cooling cucumber after being assaulted with the sheer magnitude of spices, sauces and peppers in the josuiji household, and hakka's wealthy non-fiction author father will begin to quietly pack him two bento boxes each day for school
>>211195 >>211199 I'm going to send rain to Hakka's jungle
>>211195 I'm already starting to miss my chain smoker laugh, crass birb... Also honestly thought we would unironically get no mechabirbo ever outside of rare instances of crashing into a stream like that Jap arc zatsu or that Hello Kitty stream >>211298 HATE HATE HATE HATE
>>211298 I'm gonna piss on your roof
>>211053 Flayon looks like he stuffed a whole pillow in his pants
>>211604 that's just me in there
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https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1919239608262434831 the boys only have one bit active at a time and they all have to share it, we LOVE overlap in this guild
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>>211438 I'm homeless
>>211660 >tempus are a bunch of rich brats I'm praying for Tempus Hana Yori Dango parody
>>212210 Aniki doko
>>212324 watch shorts
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>>211220 >>211270 https://pastebin.com/MaQj8U7g i forgot about the cucumber bit when i wrote it, oops
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>>212462 DEVIANTS
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They're giving us handkerchiefs to wipe our drools and other fluids with.
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>>212804 ( ´,_ゝ`) Don't hurt only love....
>>212698 >>212804 Beating and raping the clown, wiping yourself clean with his pocket square and then throwing it down to cover his stupid ugly-crying face as you walk away satisfied ToT
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>>209955 amen >>210633 mechabirbo love love LOVE each other so much they lovingly bruised their necks as a good luck charm before they had their gala outfits reveal!
>>212989 TTOTT
Jurard has been on the menshi telly for 3.5 horas btw
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>>211165 >w/ some boys
>>213179 Surprised he even bothered scheduling it, seriously doubt he’ll have his own nijislop POV for the first time in two years.
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>>213179 >altare >nijislop
>>213179 Eh, pick your poison >niji >fps >shxto / kuro >2 view indies >that odd holo here and there >starsjp (lol) There, this is StarsEN circle of friends
>>213179 >>213286 This is slightly better than isolating himself by only collabing with his brother
>>212989 If they really loved each other, why did they wait two years to collab again? I think they're being forced by management.
when was the last mechabirbo collab? the only time i can remember was them playing Terraria which was surprisingly pretty wholesome, but that was ages ago
>>213415 im management btw
>>209955 AMEN >>213425 Technically Hakka stopped in while Flayon was playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure
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>>212210 Time to take a darkie off the street
>>213529 ( ´-`)
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Dead Horas Radio [Now Playing…] >>82901267 (Cross-thread) “I think today’s Grounded session will be cancelled” by Axel Syrios https://voca.ro/1HnCmjFhPTvR
>>213661 I don't know if it ever got mentioned here but Axel finally hit 240K subs this weekend!
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>>213624 Your kind always reverts to violence >>213707 That's my chaindragger
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mama rabu
>>213411 Nah. He’s got banter and bullying with his brother. His preferred nijis and shoto are a bland void
>>213415 If you combine the time each one went on hiatus I think you have like 18 months where they couldn't collab kek
>>213415 they have been doing a really long edging session with each other, and the yaoi bait game is where they let it all out and start it all over again
>>211195 Hakka swallowing…
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>>214535 kek I love Fuma
>>214535 He's gonna leave little raccoon handprints all over those tits
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Would Altare rape 23 people in this car or would he crash it first? >>214584 You know what they say about coons and large assets
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handsome boys
after 2 years...
I'm no late nyehhh Good afternoon noon
Behind the scenes lore ;_;
>>214535 kek I love fuma and his love for Shinri
>Hakka only had one month to prep his debut, Raven's Paradigm and living ghost is alive What
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WHO UP GRIPPING THEIR WOOOORM
He's having orgy with hakkitos... ( ・∀・)
Do you think they will get the z ending (゚_゚)?
cuck chair dino....
>>215305 Jurard T Cucksford
>used goods >shut up jurard you like my sloppy leftovers h-hot
they are stripping already...
Komahina fans in chat (o´・∀・)o pls no
>Mechabirbo finally collabs >Have to leave home and can't watch VOD watching for me... Have fun with the collab!
>hakka has 1 nipple pierced WHORE
To much yaoi terminology (゜∀。) no clue nyehh
Retard
hakka's menstrual blood ToT
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>>215414 It's all gay to me
>>215533 ( ^▽^) lol it might be easier to think of it just like that.
is hakka retarded or a woman
flayon is forcing his petplay kink on hakka ToT
Milf hunters ( ´,_ゝ`) I thought it was only a myth...
>no vomit cg this game is lame
>>215731 What's the appeal of vomit?
>>215744 its kind of like piss with humiliation but a lot more taxing on the body + the drooling is hot
>>215765 "^" I never get it because both of them stink bad though....
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>>215744 I'm not really an emetofag but I want to see haru all messed up, gross and embarrassed
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>>215765 I sure ain't getting sleep tonight.
>>215797 emeto??? W_w
>>215804 bing it
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i'm gonna sleep like a baby
>>215844 meant for >>215803
>>215820 I looked it up it's a greek word (o´・∀・)o for vomit
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He wants to slowly become an oldfaggot...
Bettel's suit just makes me want to bully him harder than usual.
He's missing out on fruit in desserts. Ma can bake a mean fruit tart, everyone at church loved her fruit tarts. >>216064 Leave whitey alone
FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE OFF COLLAB PLANS YOU FAGGOTS
>flayon visits his boyfriend in xenokuni >gets fucking shot doomed yaoi...
>>216111 Dude, he looks like Richie Rich, you can't blame me.
Of course kid Bettel got stressed out at power rangers
THEY KISSED you fuckers can never say mechabirbo is a myth ever again
>>216209 they truly are star crossed lvoers
If I didn't have work, I'd be down for mario kart
>>216154 How in the actual fuck?
>mcbb follow up stream if they dont finish in time they will be forced to love each other
reliving the shibuya shitcident
I just woke up. Ugh. I can't believe mechabirbo collabed again. Fuck.
>>216586 all you need to know is that they have been edging each other under the desk for the past 3 hours
I hate the airy voice hakka is doing
>that's some straight dude behavior >axel would know about it
>hakka and altare kept groping flayon in the train station TToTT
(゜∀。) uh....idk what to say to what's happening
>we can take a 3am final fantasy massage at kabukicho >you still salty about that? >i was fighting for my life >of course you were >i didn't want to be the moaning foreign boy there
His WHAT ( ・∀・)
but you guys said flayon was the one molesting hakka...
Hakka's a massive PERVERT
>>216714 Flayon molested multiple times nyehh
(。・ω・。) I knew this game wasn't just gonna be straight up yaoi
>flayon have you shoplifted before?
You shouldn't hit women
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>>216261 One of the characters has a cobra tattoo on his back that hurts him every time he becomes a power ranger or something. This terrifies the child jester.
>>216802 ( ´,_ゝ`) I don't like this either I can't blame the clown lol . His body deteriorates everytime he uses power
>Bettel doesn't know what a host club is >Chat: 'It's like Hooters.' >'Wait, I would kill at that.' This is activating my almonds something fierce.
Psychoanalysis with mechabirbo
>>216802 How the fuck was he afraid of the Titanium Rangers Cobra tattoo????
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>>216843 Special needs children have strange fears
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Bro got dragged
>>216858 ( ´-`) well now I feel bad responding to other thing I don't want to be a special needs kid.
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I want to start a KKK Host Club
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>>216870 Some would look at racial IQ averages and argue your kind are special regardless
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My based parasocial king https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0aB33ZNEls
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>>216895 ( TДT) hey! I did my best in school even with the special classes
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>>216927 We're all special children of God
>>216948 Except jeets
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>>216948 I think this one is extra special
they are not getting that apple..
A ryona bar. Half of Bettel's earnings would end up going to asshole reconstructive surgery if he did that
>>216948 ( ;∀;) oh then that's fine!
>>216967 ( ´-`) hey! I'm just a bit slow
>mechabirbo coffin of andy and leyley fucking never why even live
aniki doko
hakkers...
>>217050 watch shorts
Must've eaten some good cheese for that millipede dream
>And he killed the manager too? >Noone cared about her. >Yeah, fuck the manager, bro.
Is it bad i think the manager didn't deserve to die (;ω;`*)
Hakka predicting the whole game
birbos tiktok brain vs flayon trying not to break the immersion
The guy in future diary is a bitch (゜∀。) im sorry the story is trash. Yuki being the protagonist made it insufferable to sit through
>jurard is aoi NTRex….
>flay coughs >hakka: sorry bro, lemme step back WHORES
He is a dinosaur
>>217113 his mom's gone?
Way to go, Hakka. The game is just predictable. Lol.
>we share the same genes >"They are step-siblings, right?" retard
I'm gonna slap Hakka if he keeps up with this acting. Bro, go watch movies.
>>217457 (o´・∀・)o lol honestly I think it's alright if things are predictable but if you can guess everything sometimes not fun...
>>212989 ITS COMING TRUE MECHABIRBO IS REAL
>google meets Nevermind, i forgive you birbo. You're funny.
MECHABIRBO IS DEAD
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>PART TWO mechabirbo will live on
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>>217594 LET’S GO TOGETHER FOREVER~
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>hand holding before marrige WHORES
>wants to play with the jp dialogue
EVEN A LEWD COLLAB LIVE ON STREEEEAAAAMMMMMM
>you're never home! you're running away! Flayon is that kind of husband huh
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they love each other so so so so much it's insane
mechabirbo doubter status? >>217640 he takes after his dad
>>217663 Still a doubter.
Rate collabo
>>217670 (Dead) noise/complaint Nobody but erotic strangling hakkers could get those sounds out of his attic
>>217663 they will forget about scheduling part 2 and won't collab for 2 years again >>217670 (Dead) jobber >>217682 mechabirbo/ur mom
I'm glad this website let's me delete fast (゜∀。)
>>217113 What does that have to do with anything?
>>217682 Business/relationship
>>217747 Its just the last thing he posted before going awol, donmai. We’ll see him in less than an hour.
(o´・∀・)o drawanons....
>>218089 watcha want? i can mspaint a scrap for you
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>>218137 How about try to draw a cute art with flayon in his new outfit.
merch predictions?
>>218251 A jewelry?
>>218195 Hakkers cute~
>>218251 CHAMPAGNE FLUTES though I always love VPs
>>218251 hopefully a voicepack, at least.
>>218251 voicepacks
>>218251 Shot glasses, handkerchiefs
Surely they'll be on time for the officially mandated collab
>>218251 ugly rings
>>218251 Glass dildos
>>218279 I predict 15 minutes of delay, minimum >>218251 cock rings
axel looks so attractive it's pissing me off
another singular gabin benbels NEW SHORT hit while we were waiting btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKguvWcPhac
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junior HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
JUNIOR HATE JUNIOR HATE JUNIOR HATE JUNIOR HATE JUNIOR HATE JUNIOR HATE
Wow this is already great (゜∀。)
GOD TURN THEM OFF FUCKING CANCEL THE THING MASCOT HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
>we'll be seeing if you're worthy to attend THEY'RE GONNA GET KICKED OUT THE FUCKING GALA!!
GAME SHOWS ARE BACK BABY
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YEAH WOO YEAH
Sometimes I forget that Axel's shoulders are actually WIDE
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YEAH ! WOO ! YEAH !
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>they get to draw vod gone
Just like that, huh? no prep or introduction no nothing kek
My sweet blue son knows how to tie his own tie
The question BGM is so fucking loud
menswear-sama...
>Shinri's lookin kinda horse-like
Leader winning with the power of the double Ds
>>218368 >draw a trinity knot NO CHEATING KEK
Manesans stripping our boys...
>>218368 he's so small he didn't even need to
And the first one to draw a dick was Bettel KEK
Bettel….
You'd think Shinri would be better at this...
>axel why does your trinity knot have 4? one knot for every one of hakka's outfits ToT
Cheating fuck dingo
>someone's going to the gala >sneak us in as your plus one
>the bow tie is a clip on, it's a carryover from my superwholock fandom mama...
>>218390 don't forget he's a poorfag, this is out of his realm of knowledge
Shintare...owari da...
>it carried over from my Dr. Who phase >...Shinri I used to look up to you SHINTARE IS OVER
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Lol
>that's the koipanion war flag
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>>218412 reeda, dingo and borb's expression are great here
Shinri is precise with these lines
>my mom dressed me My baby boy...
>My mom dressed me :D
>patterns on the napkins okay so they definitely have to be merch
>>218442 this should've been Shinri's pattern cute little kois
eat fucking shit bettelion, blob mascots win
Well, Hakka has got this one down, at least.
Altare tries to get Axel's attention only for Axel to mess with Bettel...
>they're saying to draw your mascot and Bettel is not drawing his mascot Bettelion...
>Draw your mascot >Bettel draws Phantom
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>Toothless is cute >UNTIL HE GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!
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RON LOVE RON LOVE RON LOVE RON LOVE
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ron rabu
>mane-sans show Phantom as Bettel's answer >was I actually meant to draw Phantom? Lol Bettelion
>>218485 >>218489 focus on the stream hakka
these 12 year olds kek
Is it me or did it get even louder
They really fell for that
>same as your socks hakka...
>>218514 he's processing slowly, let his retard intel core warm up
>what, were you prom king? >no...
>sounds like some of you have not been to high school prom before
My son is using his cello recital knowledge for something, I guess...
Sayori ( TДT) axelll
everybody check leader's drip
is this shit like astrology for men?
>the answer with more details is usually right >that's how I got 12 on tests instead of 0 Life lessons from Gavis Bettel
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dingoose :B kaomoji
>>218545 I thought that was the stock market
shintare is dead...
>>218550 I'm on TV mom (゜∀。)
>it's been a while since I've gone to prom >or even a ball Shinwi...
i thought axel was drawing a n and got excited
I think Altare got 5 already?
I think they already won but ogey
>LET THEM BREATHE. OH LAWD
LEADER LOVES ME~
is shinri's bowtie greenscreened out? kek
Bettel why are you using green for your tie?
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I was wondering why they chose transparent lmao
I thought they were doing it on purpose kek
>Hakka repeats "Axel erasure" three times >Shinri also repeats it >Axel still doesn't get it
>same question >goldfish memory on all of them
>Huge delay >Same question again Manes jobbing again
>memorized the answer sheet but not the answers you tell them leader
These boys are so dumb they're making leader look smart
>>218627 nah the right answer was on B before, manes know exactly what they're doing
>I don't think Axel actually made it to the gala You tell them Bettel
SKIP AD
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>im gonna sleep on a sofa reeda...
>group acrylic panel ITS BEEN 85 TRILLION YEARS IM SO HAPPY
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Look at my husband
>>218661 Your husband pissed in the champagne
HE CAN'T READ
Axel is failing so miserably at the shilling...
>>218661 Wait I just realized they took his fangs again, fuck this shit
>our first non-chibi can badges, by the way That's how you shill, birbo!!
Can badges btw
I LOVE ACRYLIC SLOP
POCKET SQUARES FOR YOU TO CLEAN UP YOUR SOILED TEMPANTSU WITH UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>218687 you will get a piece of plastic and a towel and you will LIKE it
well, I was kinda close with handkerchiefs
Banzoin Shillka
Can't wait for duties to fuck me up at checkout when I just want to buy the acrylic panel and towel.
Hakka should teach some of this boys the art of shilling
>reference sheets for the other three boys soon yippeeeeeeee
>cover song I KNEW IT
>new cover Wooooo >English version Oh...
>>218700 Clean your tears with the handkerchiefs and buy, goy
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HONEYWORKS X HOLOSTARS ENGLISH REAL
>What's Honeyworks? We love our pale king
Altare stop drawing gay porn on Bettel's board
Can I just buy a towl for my sweat? (゚ー゚*)
>>218710 You've heard how Bettel sounds when he tries to nihongo, this is for the better
>>218725 He's just not a stinky Otaku (゚_゚)
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mama cute
>>218733 if the translated lyrics are good, chances are it won't sound too bad either. I've heard good translated songs
>>218710 if the lyrics are half decent, it has a chance to catch on with the english utaite crowd
>broken link JOBBER BRANCH JOBBER MANES JOBBER GUILD
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Shinri hinted at this cover back during his malaysian con panel btw
>That was the weekend? What's today?? Clown doesn't know who, what or when he is...
>too many predictions >speed through outfit reveals in an instant >too few questions >wasting time for nearly 20 minutes waiting for a link to go live on the hour jobber branch
>I missed having fun with you guys Leader :’)
Altare is a cool dude. I was watching a guy play a randomizer nuzlocke with holostar named team members, and he lost Altare to a speed boost garchomp with dragon rage. Pretty sad. I hope leader streams more in the future
are you ready to get ass raped by tariffs, /mans/?
4 MINUTES DON'T BE LATE OR YOU'RE A NIGGER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyz4NtIAC4A
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>>218767 Merch for vtubers are already expensive so the tariff thing is whatever.
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>>218754 How would you go about this stuff as a manager?
He's shipping Shiny Spicy and Clownfish, I see
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>>218736 >obsessed with calling men hoes Straightest man in tempus btw
WOAH OH OH YEAH YEAH
LEADER SEX
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I'm glad they didnt fuck up shinri's voice
HOLY SEX
My sister is squealing in my ear right now from this song
Wow yumes gonna be eating good
Ayyyy, it’s pretty gud
Shinri sounds really good. Hearing Axel sing in English is so bizarre, it almost doesn't sound like him
i am going to hump flayon's foot
I'm pleasantly surprised, the lyric translation isn't bad
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hakkers is the fudan in the rafters splitting a relatively yume-ish song up into your favourite ships to please everybody
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BACK THIS IS THE TEMPUS I LOVE
kyaa my ovaries >///<
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THIS WAS SO GOOD AAAA
Final chorus made me cry. They all sound great, my boys.
>>218882 Birbo... I kneel...
>>218888 SHINRI/SEX
>>218888 Not my cup of tea, but it was good, they all sounded great / 10 >>218882 Nahone
>>218882 I knew Bettel getting "want a body you can hold down?" had to be intentional
>>218888 it was good/10! I wouldn't mind hearing more translated songs but I wonder how perms would go for that
>>218866 Wow based sister
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>>218888 rating the whole event in terms of outfits to reveals to collab to merch to MV a 10/10. one of the best unity projects we've had in the branch history, tempus is so back
>>218888 11/10, it's okay
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>>218888 giving flayon a lick/10 dunno if this is the same mixer they usually have but their voices sound really nice together, TEMPUS RABU
>>218888 proud of my boys and SEX/10 I also learned my lesson from last time and immediately downloaded the MV.
Shinri... forgive me.
>>218888 Pretty nice on the ear. Shinri's voice didn't get raped in the mix. My ears hurt but not from this song.
Cute cover it felt like some type of character group song thing (;ω;`*)
>>218979 the acrylics and pins seem to be the only ones not made in china
>>218882 Based fudan birbo. They even got the person who does the translation lyrics for Will Stetson so it’s not clunky shit like Find It eng ver
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>>218888 Not my cup of tea but it was really "idol" and I think they all sounded good and played to their strength, may be the best full Tempus cover by a lot.
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Hear me out. It's not impossible that Batman is really billionaire playboy Josuji Shinri
>>219078 what sort of cover do the straight brotubers want?
>>219092 Backstreet Boys and NSYNC.
>>219092 dead world, woven fates and bloodhounds are probably held up as the best covers most consistently. top of the world and flex are beloved memes
>>219105 I get what you mean, and I agree, but aren't them all originals? kek
>>219113 yeah, brainfart, was just thinking of tracks that have the full branch. isnt the only other actual cover they're all on Connecting?
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>>218888 HAKKA/WON >fed the yumes, yaoi gods, and his own dingo fetish thank you hakka. you're the best. you really are the heart of tempus. hope you have a speedy recovery.
>>219092 Brotubers don't listen to covers
>>219092 We still haven't gotten that Tempus quartet...
>>218845 It's fun to call your friends hoes and fags
>>218942 Based traumatised anon. The Unchained release scarred us for life.
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>>219171 >art by staff-san! CUTE
>>219169 Especially when you have repressed homosexual feelings
>>219180 Good thing I just fuck em in the ass
>>219180 honestly its really funny to hear him scream consistently "im not GAY, i love WOMEN" and never once think of it as a 'yes, and' moment, despite being constantly surrounded by the bi bro hoes.
>>219197 Socks on, and the balls never touched, right?
>>219199 It doesn't really matter to him, even if he was into dudes he would never date one since he seems to want to date only to marry and he wants to have a wife he can have kids with
>>219136 None of those have the full branch though? That would have to include Armis. The only one of those songs with all of Tempus, even, is Flex. Unchained is the only other full Tempus song.
>>219188 ( ̄ー ̄) polmite all of them would get terminated and most fans are not gonna want a "racist" song
>>219215 I also say no homo before, during and after so the kikes can't zap us with their faggotizing space lasers
>>219136 >>219224 Full branch performance of Top of the World for Armis 3D announcement already memoryholed...
Straight people are bad for society
>>219250 I agree
>>219237 A man can dream
>>219263 ( ^▽^)
>>219263 what i wouldn't give for a gibby and big bubby crunchy cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
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>>219250 altare... bettel... flayon....
>>219331 You forgot hakka even though he loves anime boys
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>>219246 Armis weren't even audible in that, so I wouldn't count it.
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>>218859 Don't forget to compare with GeekJack https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/tempus I don't know if it's the same for the US but there's a pretty big difference between the two here
>>219335 Hakka is not straight. That's just propaganda.
>>219394 Sexuality stuff is boring but unless he said that he is not then it isn't propaganda
>>219388 geekjack is holding off on US shipments so they may be the safer bet right now
>>219335 >hakka is an anime boy >who loves other anime boys sounds like yaoi to me
>>219430 hakka is a women
>>219439 Wrong time and time again
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0:12 flayttel 0:13 xenos 0:14 shinyspicy 0:15 altmachi & bettel 0:30 xenos & dingo 0:53 mechabirbo secret 0:58 chikngravy 1:00 altmachi 1:02 clownfish 1:09 clownfish & hakka 1:24 shinyspicy & pilot 1:31 shiny spicy secret 1:35 clownfish 1:37 chuunibros & clown 1:38 orangebros & pilot 1:40 chuunibros 1:43 clownfish 1:44 chuunibros (interlude) 2:02 clownfish 2:11 chikngravy 2:19 altmachi 2:30 shinyspicyshinri 2:32 dead world 2:36 altmachi conclusion: fairly even handed in most regards except clownfish bias, and practically no orangebros
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>>219606 >practically no orangebros I'll forgive him since I got gratuitous amounts of clownfish
>>219656 honestly no dingoose either looking at it again, since clownfish monopolized each other they shut out their NOT GAY colleague. we got plenty of boys bickering fun on the collab earlier though, and the song duets sounded so good together, he really balanced good vocal pairs/trios with yumefujo line assignments. sasuga birbo.
>>218661 I'm going to sit in this mans knot and milk him dry, he's so fucking handsome.
>>219670 Hakka is a dingoose hater
>>219606 The most surprising thing for me is that we actually got a decent amount of chuunibros
>>219716 Of course he is, he wants Axel for himself.
>>219822 Greedy bird, he can't just hoard every boy for himself
I love how Axel is slowly turning the axelotls into nba fans
TAVI ON THE CLAIR OBSCUR C C CLAIR OBSCUR C C CLAIR OBSCUR C C CLAIR OBSCUR TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSDT9XhbSso
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Remember Month in Review? That was great
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>>219608 BIRBO RABU RABU
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....Shit. I forgot about GeekJack.
>>219608 >>220343 Imagine if Hakka was the kaomoji anon this whole time
>>220410 She's too bad at it, she can't even bother using good ones
>>220343 I still prefer starmen. Segregation is good.
>>219927 I only started caring aboit minecraft because of leader. I miss it so much...Leader...
>elden ring 2 phase boss fight this expedition is goin places
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>>219092 Brotubers got a meme thumbnail. Be grateful.
( TДT) can someone at least pretend that they love me here sorry I don't use kaomojis right like Hakka!!!
>>220752 I can’t love cheating 4mans crossposters :<
>>220798 (;ω;`*) I mean there are Frens there who aren't schizo. So trying to keep thread from dying
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>>220752 I'm here! I wuv u!
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>>220908 Thanks pal \(^_^)/
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>>219608 HARDEST OF HARDWORKING ARTIST BIRB OSHI HE DESERVES NEVER TO STARVE AGAIN
Thank you so much Hakka for this clownfish feast. Now collab again dumb fucks
>>221013 >just in that moment you can be gay context? I must know what the first chip in axel's fragile heterosexuality was
Where is my straight ozzie menace
>>221054 Something about Axel being a gentleman. He says he'll let the dudes be gay and run away with the women and children if ever the guild gets attacked. Men can act gay and just let aniki protect them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j32XSksChBw
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>>221291 Where are you himbo dingo :( we miss you
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Eating seed huh
>aniki went to a rave wearing his magical chiikawa outfit >met a bro with a chiikawa hat
>dicktator syrios
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>What does skittish mean? I don't like skittles College student
>we're not trafficking them, we're just donating them for money. It's like trafficking but with morals!
Based Mudtare killing hostages
>>221658 That's cute
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>>221888 hell yeah
based flex enjoyer
Unchained isn't real
>trans lyrics Utter woke bs
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>>222025 mhm i really like how this looks
>>222025 Nowa...
>being buttoned up all the way feels like a very weak snake trying to strangle me
>smallest class he taught had 35 students >biggest had 42 what's going on over there
>*recommends raiders to watch mom or homie short* >chat says they're gay so they'd choose the homie >but what instead of your homie, it was your dad? >"every stream we stray further away from god" >tell god to stop being a bitch and just give us light. actually, what do you think god would do?
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being a teacher sounds fucking hellish i could never
>>222087 (;ω;`*) do you have rabies?
tempus barbershop quartet incoming
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>>222222 BLESSED DIGITS IT'S REAL
>>222176 I have flaybies
>>222222 so fucking gay
>>222087 stop biting him or else his neck will get darker
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>>222222 WASTED
The fuck is Shinri doing to those babies?
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imagine a full stream of Axel playing word games like this
Well, ladies?
Orange bros ending. Noooo....
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>>222367 He's did this for me
>sent him Lebron James creepypasta in DMs where the hell did Axel find this kek
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Slime Rancher tonight at his regular time btw
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>>222410 yippee, the gorilla was a nice little surprise
>>222222 cheked
>>222483 KEK. God, I love Shinri.
>>222432 It really was. MAMA LOVE
>>222432 Shintare...
>>222375 Orange Bros in the late morning/early afternoon, truly we're so fucking back.
>>222367 He could never but in relation to "cracking the code to women", it's more like "cracked the code to making a fun mini-event": >group outfits >each guy did something entertaining for their reveal >Shiny Spicy Spermo karaoke (Axel doing the host theme, Hakka copying him after getting peer pressured, Altare doing the more lounge singer style karaoke) >goofy ass group collab on main channel that fits the theme of the outfits >genuinely nice merch >surprise group cover song on the main channel IN FUCKING ENGLISH and everyone sounds fantastic I hope management is taking notes because this was a nice shot of excitement in the arm for the branch, especially for Tempura.
>>222243 (o´・∀・)o oh no it's time to quarantine you
>>222367 ( ´,_ゝ`) if he wants women to watch don't do this because you sound desperate.
>>222771 (゜∀。) I agree with the group outfit stuff. My ideas . More sexy/cute art as badges nyehhh . Group songs/ pairing songs that are original or covers that fit the boys personalities .Daki... . More clothes merch . More lore stuff
>>222222 HOLY SHIT ISREAL
>>222222 i hope to god isreal and they dont fucking ruin it like up on the housetop
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>I'd like you to meet Large Thought kek
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>>222483 He's practically begging for correction in leader's sex dungeon with this...
BEETLE ON THE OBLIVION (REAL) TELLY https://youtu.be/CIpnZp6VJks
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>>223915 >remaster crashes >plays the OG instead But what happens when it crashes this time?
>>223932 Return to morrowind
>>223940 I would unironically watch that to see him find the Scrolls of Icarian Flight and die five minutes in.
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cute expression...
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Altare and Shinri have both posted their ref sheets! Now if only dingoose would post theirs https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1919837002939187697 https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1919761077732057544
(;ω;`*) why did 4chins thread get overrun by vampire fans?
>>224551 It'll keep getting necrobumped by the orcfag until it dies and they bake a new one with quitters in the OP. Don't worry about that place outside of events, kaomoji.
>>224340 Aniki said he'll post his today, so we just have to poke him a bit and he'll do it.
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MAESTRO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
>>222771 Add >made sure to announce it properly, and built surprise without overhyping or underhyping it I'm still salty about how botching the tempus mmdlive soured armis3D
>>224619 ( ´-`) aww it was fine earlier it just sucks when people do that
>>224777 >Shinri and Hakka moved their streams >also made multiple hints that it was something big >Bettel streamed right before it to raid his audience into >literally no other boy streamed anywhere near that time until afterwards with guerilla Axel MonHun and Armis More like the managers learned that a chunk of the Tempura are blatantly retarded and can't pick up hints so you need to be as autisticly clear about anything even if it ruins shit.
>>224783 Personally I think you should keep baking 4mans as a containment chamber. This thread is really comfy without flipschizo, the one HQpura who can’t move on, and the assortment of other catalog retards who haven’t updated their bait since 2022-23.
>>225044 >autisticly clear It was released the same week and with the same thumbnail style as the Pet Shop VPs, which were ALSO being hyped up with hints and nods, even though we all expected that everyone would be getting one. People were expecting either surprise leader VP or merch shilling, not a concert. No one's clearing their schedule for a merch drop.
>>225044 >live teaser was following successive pet VP shill teasers >shinri and hakka announced moving their streams on the day itself Nah. They clearly needed to spell stuff out explicitly and time releases better to distinguish them rather than the dumb "heeheehaha something's coming watch out"
>>225096 (;ω;`*) ok! This thread has been pretty good it just sucks other place has to have trouble maker when people were excited for event.
oh my god... he's hoarding chickens
>>225197 What is that Altare short
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>>225269 Yeah. What dancing king? I'm the king!!!
>somehow been missing out on half of the game because he didnt use this one item
Shinri cooing at the slimes never stops being adorable
>you guys are my lucky charm uweh...
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I AM SHINRI'S LUCKY CHARM
( ´-`) you guys are cool ! It's always nice to live post with everyone.
oh baby new slimes to gush over
>just machiroons with meds KEK
>>225504 yeah I see it
>these are just machiroons, but with meds. cuz they’re smiling and not panicking KEK i wonder if there’s any machipanions out there who get revved up by the pilot and then cool down with mama later in the night
>prophetic slime rancher dreams
>>225513 ( ´,_ゝ`) good thing I'm a normal person who isn't mentally ill and needs to take meds..
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>>224747 Late, but congrats you little freakish victorian child.
mama’s new outfit is the best balance between having him covered up with a shirt but also absolutely bursting at the seams with voluminous tittage
>>225764 tight-fitting collared shirts are one of the sexiest things someone can wear. they exist to highlight boobs
>>225764 between this and the 2nd anni art i think tit lovers have been eating good
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cute emotional mama I don't have the heart to tell him he's wrong about the lore
>>225764 The best thing is that shinri loves his outfit a lot too
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DINO MAY CRY 4 FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW9Gm8qo6uk
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>>227084 >>227105 >>227099 It's adorable how the flips have found their very own timeslot to overlap with each other
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I love seeing Jurard move but I miss his sexy outfit
>>227174 It’s been Jurard’s usual timeslot since debut, maestro moved himself up since he needs to be offline by 6PM most days now.
>serial killing is like vtubing
The only unironic Opera user
>>227222 This does not disprove my statement. They still overlappin' and that's okay.
You guys enjoying Jewrard stream?
>>227504 He's talking about the netflix series right now
this boss is turning jurard into a misogynist
>>227591 Oh the shitty "anime"that made Lady look like a guy (*゚ー゚)
>>227905 (゜∀。) I just posted that yesterday silly roon
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I miss regis altare
>>227944 Same.
>>227944 I think he looks cute but I can't help but smile at the ears every time
Which one of the boys would be willing to fuck their girlfriend during the blood days
>>227954 Why even bother asking this when we all know the answer is Shinri?
>>227954 flayon would be disgusted but he'd do it for feminism
>>227951 the ears are part of his charm
>>228016 Idk if Axel would be willing to eat out a woman, blood or not
>>228019 >this shit kinda nasty yo >why is there so much blood? I thought it was like a nosebleed man
>>228028 You know, actually, he likes raw meat, maybe he would enjoy that shit kek
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It’s been a pleasure to watch stupid dino progressively lose his mind over the DMC series, the blend of super cool, handsome, chuuni and goofy as fuck honestly does remind me of him. So much teakettle, and so much Force Edge-ing to come in the next installment… maybe it’ll even inspire brainworms in his future performances
>>228016 Axel...is the answer for who probably wouldn't do it?
>>228019 Nah, you guys said axel would be a good husband and take care of his wife. He'd lap up that bloody mess and use it as lube even. I believe in aniki. He's just a misogynist on stream.
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>>228069 He would be a loving husband and father but somehow whenever he tells a woman to sit on him so that he would look like this I doubt he thinks about eating pussy
>>228086 Put some peanut butter down there and he'd get the idea
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>>228203 I wanna know what inspired this
>>228203 Shinri's turning the friggin nips gay
I hate you North Elysium ISP, you're keeping our dingo away from us.
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>>228203 is pako sensei.... you know...
>>228501 based? yeah
>>228214 Golden week and pako being pako
>i AM the anime
>I AM anime He said that with such finality
>Bots spamming facebook groups with AI generated Jesus >The bots switched from Jesus to Peyton Manning What
>i dont expect to be socializing too much mama...
>Shirmp Jesus isn't a real thing! I can related Shinri
>>228944 The bot problem might be solved soon due to impending curry war
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>Explained to kids how sending images over snapchat works and that they keep a copy >Could tell who sent something they shouldn't by their expressions
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FUCK I missed the first hour >snapchat story >Mortuary Assistant movie ...I might be watching him too much, morning zatsu feel like reruns to me
>>229197 do they not delete it after a while? I can't imagine keeping terabytes of musty dick pics is a good business choice
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A good dog can be trained
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>>229277 Holy fuck TSKR. I know what I'll be getting off to tonight.
normies HATE
poor mouthbreather aniki is going to drown in sex TToTT
>>229427 meant for >>229277
>asking perms for Mahjong Soul >Chinese publisher mama...
Would you jong off Shinri
how many jayvik fics has he been blueballed by
Shinri is having fun
>eat it, pig ough
>You have to eat ALL the slop
>Last streamed 5 days ago
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>>229847 you'll see him tomorrow, little ruzader
>>229876 ( ;∀;) bettel 2 without bettel involved for a collab I didn't expect that
>>229876 Wait. Why the fuck is Twobert part of a collab Bettel isn't in? This seems all kinds of fucked up
>>229914 He really is an unofficial member of the group (゜∀。)
>>229914 he has no use for his brother left. bettel 2 will absorb bettel and become the stronger twin.
>>229876 2bert having better taste in collab partners than his brother and possibly becoming a dark horse fsp if this ever goes beyond wow is very funny to me
>>229914 Bettel is still trying desperately to build a solo career for him even though he’s painfully uncharismatic
>>230020 Does that mean he absorbs the retard clown genes too?
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Someone come get their faggot please
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>>228203 he finally saw it kek
>>230299 i wonder what his reaction would have been if he looked at it on stream when someone brought it up, dont think he was expecting that KEK
>>230319 he dismissed it pretty quickly but like I don't think anyone would've superchatted about it if the art wasn't this spicy. I really wish we had his live reaction too but hey at least he saw it
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>>230252 he won't hurt you, he's just playing around silly >>230299 he wrote that reply with one hand
Auntie out living his best life.
>>230354 You can come get him and play together then >>230357 First holostar to die of arterial clogging but I'd chow that down too
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>>230376 that's flay's choice therefore I have no say in the matter. prepare your butthole anon
>>230020 Wish this happened with Hakka mom too
>>230422 I live in America, he's about to get blown out in a way he won't like >>230441 I will create Hakka's new brother with her cooperation
>>230232 he purifies the clown genes >>230441 hakka was the amalgamation of impurities inside hakkamama. that's why he was pushed out first.
>>230357 why are there always two mugs? is he with his boyfriend?
>>230463 There’s 4 mugs there actually, and he’s with me, because I build him up to be a better star. Bigger, blacker and more bombastic every day.
>>230449 puny american guns have no chance against the rape-trus
Bettel vs Bettelion Mario Kart 8, i know there's asian women ITT so you should asianwomanmaxx here instead of on the interstate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdMm7pRcpkg
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>>230479 He's gonna get penetrated real good with my shotgun
Bettel is like a baby deer trying to stand for the first time but he's also disabled
>>230507 what is this jobber-like tellypost
>>230064 Collabs with him were great at the beginning but I'm honestly sick of him at this point.
Late to the party, but Hakka's new song is quite good. Omen. One of these days I'll have to watch one of his streams, but for now I just enjoy his music.
>>230777 He's never going to stop unless he gets 2+ collab streams with him that make no money. And since there are retarded Betellion that oshi the leech for some fucking reason, that'll never happen.
>I've gotta start throwing it back
messi love
I'm in
>>231021 Castrate him
>>230777 yeah ive always thought that family appearances should be kept as a rarity but i guess if most fans love them... why not? not that anyone would publicly say otherwise though. in general ive never understood the obsession that vtuber fans seem to have with family members
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hakkers...
Got him good enough. Good luck to anyone else /here/ racing
>>231059 i HATE it when vtuber bring family in and then chat makes dumb "my new oshi" comments I LOVE MY OSHI SO MUCH I WOULD NEVER MAKE SUCH A COMMENT NOT EVEN OUT OF FUN. my heart breaks every time
He drives worse than a chink woman
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Makar wants to KILL SHINTARE
>>231267 As a cis white male ally, let me be the first t tell you that's really offensive, anon. Please educate yourself and stop the hate
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>>231357 Nigger
>>230357 He needs to give us a taste of that food as penance for being gone so long.
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>>231357 women like being degraded dumbass
Cucked by a fence
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REEDA IN 25 HOURS HE’S GONNA BURN OUT AGAIN seriously this game makes me feel like a fucking retard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC4Bti2ZhFs
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Bubby looks whiter than I remember
>>231488 Oh god, reeda and a puzzle game...that's gonna be rough.
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>>231582 I hope he's the exact same but with ruzaders suckling on every inch of his exposed skin
>>231488 oh hell yeah, I hope he likes the game and chat isn't a problem >this game makes me feel like a fucking retard I was fine for the first half but man... some of the end game stuff is brutal. Idk how some people figured it out without any help
clown is going to kill himself live on stream and pull his intestines out like party favors
No schedule yet for flayon but in 2 hours ( ;∀;) a stream nyehhh
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>>231991 >Morning 4 Me At Least damn how long is he staying over there
aniki doko
>>232334 mad dogz menshi
>>232334 I will fly to Kangaroo Land and fucking threaten his ISP if it cucks us out of another Aniki stream.
>>232351 nigga I didn't ask what was the last thing he posted on his youtube, stop being a fucking retard
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>>232147 at this point, forever. we will be stuck with his scuffed gaming laptop until it explodes or something and they have ship him back home
>>232462 if you can read him posting about a rave at 2am then don't expect him to be online today you absolute neanderthal
>>232502 kill yourself autist motherfucker, shut up
>>232502 oh and learn to read, what you said makes no sense
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>>232549 who cares? what does that have to do with anything? You have his membership and thinks he never woke up super early or streamed sleep deprived? Are you this dumb? Are you a nigger? Nah, being a filipino would explain your low IQ. https://www.rappler.com/philippines/filipino-high-school-graduates-functionally-illiterate-psa-survey-2024/
>>232549 don't try logic with that koixelotl what a nutcase kek
>>232502 >someone says I miss Axel or Aniki doko >"watch short/menshi post/*random thing from 6+ hours ago*" Quit being an actual shithead.
>thread shitting, retarded, autistic koixelotl is a self-hating flip honestly quite amazing
>(1)
Did Axel make a schedule for you guys?
( ;∀;) stream died for a bit nyehh
why are we in the attic with him
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>sleeps naked at night because the aircon doesn't do shit UOH SWEATY PILOT
(゜∀。) wow the dusty attic my favorite
>the hair is the one thing i could ask to have it styled guess the process was pretty strict as an internal design concept just with minor tweaks from the talents, glad they picked artists who would know to highlight the boys character in their choices
( ;∀;) bettel is so nice to go into the boys chat a lot
>>233324 Makes sense to limit them to the hair or something when the artists need to work on 6 outfits, especially if they need to be themed close together. Still, props to the in-house art team. They did really well.
Oh hey why didn't anyone tell me there's no tariffs on the chips and soup day merch. Shipping is the same as the set, but I can just buy more stuff to make it worth it.
>no motivation to go home >doesn't see a reason to go back he might never actually leave
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>>233452 Reminds me a little bit of Astel's recent clip where he said that talents would be provided with a fairly finalised design to put their stamp of approval on with only the capacity to make very minimal changes, and big stuff like design, theming, colour palette etc was set in stone by what the company wants to promote them as a branch. Also makes sense with Altare saying he couldn't go traditional Korean and Bettel being assigned whiteboy. I love branchwide events so here's hoping we get more promotional pushes for EN of this high quality in the future.
>airport security stopped him for an extra 30 minutes to check out his furby >didn't bring rice travelling this time because he didn't want delays my adhd son needs a doctor's letter for his brain pills AND his comfort stuffies
>>233623 It's a two way street that I don't think either is a particularly bad road: with full branch wide things like this, it does lack the feel that the talents had full hands-on touches with what they want, but at the same time, there's obviously some quality control that NEEDS to happen so that each outfit is unique to the talent but will still work altogether as a unit. Besides, that's where their second/third/etc. outfits come in: where they have control of what they want to do. Yeah though, if this is just a taste of what full branch projects will be going forward, it's promising.
I get so confused why they bring up getting a boyfriend all the time in his chat. (゚ー゚*) it's annoying a bit
>>234054 back in the first year he used to launch into a screaming fit every time the concept of having a partner/being married came up and raged out about WHY IS IT YOU AND NOT ME, some roons still like to try and bait him but he's moved on to "you can have anybody you like but you'll always think about me when you're with them, and they will also think about me, i have both of you under my control"
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>tempussy
>>233623 this is good for stopping bettel's goth agenda. thank you, management.
>>233538 nobody told you because you're a ruzader
>>234079 Nyehhh okie (゚_゚) I want people to be happy but I feel like its just making your bf/gf a personality trait Also I just want to hear about vtuber. So being earnest about happiness then for show is better to me Same as I hate dating advice for streams as a content. Sorry if I seem mean
>>234220 no you're right.* attention whoring in chat should always be looked down on.
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sisterwives got divorced 50 times...
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he's showing us his cockpit
>>234252 I just wanna watch cute boys God dang these normie women ruining streams. Also sorry for this mean response to
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>r-trus is a giant standing desk no wonder he has such core and cardio
Idk what he's talking about
>>234298 why does he have a pussy
Oh wow Axel is gonna stream, I thought that wasn't possible because >>232502 told me he was up at 2am or something
>>234392 >>221013 every holostar is a woman until proven male
>Roons begging Flayon to get married so he won't bother them anymore
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>>234432 Even if his ISP dies 10 minutes in I'm still going to milk Axel's balls dry for trying to stream for us because he loves us.
;__; where's my Scooby snack then
Parasocial Vtuber wowww
( 。゚Д゚。) whoa....you guys are dressing him
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>raids pam >she pulls up a nikke sexbot with a maid alt to show us
>>234885 Sexbot (o´・∀・)o oh boy
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Nice stream today I hope roons had fun (*>∀<*)
>gonna be leaving the country, maybe around the end of the year december male living space shituation arc gonna hit half the guild
>>234980 Sigh....guaranteed Dingo depression arc to start 2026 I guess...
>couple cool things coming up next week >amongus 3D with all the boys (you better be there ruze!) >dredge >other cool games
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>might do late night EU stream after fetching sisterios’ new cat home busy aniki rabu
>>235520 I hope the cats get along
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>>235520 UE UE UE
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>>229876 Say NO to Bettelmen and YES to replacement Bugmen in 6.5 hrs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsDuPC9FUEk
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>>235812 ugly ass thumbnail
>>235812 Still trying to understand the logistics of talent's family member being in a collab without said talent
>>235994 Isnt he an indie flesh streamer or sth?
>>236012 Not as Twobert he isn't, him using the talent associated identity in a collab without Bettel is what makes it so weird
>>235715 Is it a different cat to jerryturn?
>>235994 I imagine he didn't tell management and hopes no one mentions it
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Would you kiss the cute holostars pilot if you had the chance?
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>>236193 chuchuchuchuchuchuchu
>>236021 Yes, iirc his sister’s friend has a cat who they bred for kittens, and they’re adopting one of the girls, a little ragdoll.
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https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1920480953408851998 HOT SLOPPY COCKWARMING IN CLUB AXEL ALL NIGHT BIRBO! SANKYUU! ARIGATOOOUUUUU
spay and neuter axelotls
> >>236281 COCKWARM AND CUDDLE AXEL SYRIOS, THIS BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL MAN.
>shinri ruze and altare would be the ones to survive the zombie apocalypse
>would loot an overpriced salad bar first
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Were (You) at the Ado concert, SEA-anon?
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I sent auntie back to the pickin’ fields and he absolutely loved it, right at home <3 he’ll be bakin pies just like mammy used to in no time!
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>>236590 Makes sense. They're all the type that would prepare supplies and take the time to make a plan rather than just run around aimlessly. Hakka would do well with that stuff too, but he's too sickly.
>you can endlessly french kiss zombies by breathing through the holes of flesh in their face yeah...
whatever happened to that misty mountain collab anyway, i want to eat pretty dice
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I stayed up just to do this
>>236794 AWWMEN HE WILL RETURN TO US THIS YEAR
>>236830 Dead, hopefully.
It's been well established that Shinri's the freak of HolostarsEN. Do people not understand the meaning of the word anymore?
>>236769 Can't you just breathe through your nose
>>236863 Evidently not because I feel like we have this conversation every few months of people being surprised Shinri is into some real freaky shit and is not just "uuuuu mama big milkers comfy koi".
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Ghost sitting in the cuck chair.... >>236905 "Monsterfucker" is one of first things I learned about him. Even if they don't watch him solo, do people not watch collabs?
>>236896 he did acknowledge that but seemed to much prefer the other approach
>tech friend hand-wove a bunch of LAN cables into ruze’s wagon ceiling and the holostars boys collab server is now ready good times are on the horizon
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>named Little Lady after her yes cats are evil
>discord kitten grandma man I loved that stream
>>236939 A full branch Zomboid season would be peak kino. There's so many ways they could make it interesting too: Tempus vs. Armis, randomized groups, duos, solo yolo, if you die your POV ends, specific goals, etc.
>biology lesson about ball heat and sagginess for optimal sperm production >if you sit a too-hot laptop on your crotch it could retard your sperm flayon’s 85C core processor…
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Hakka's new outfit has been added to his official talent page >blushing omenkkito cute
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>>237088 flayflay's swimmers were doomed from the start, all that laptop is doing is warming them up for me
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>>236926 They don’t even watch clips
>>237179 >spam pic from the camping seanigger kys
>>237179 I hate you. Kill yourself.
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>>237088 it's not over till i say it's over
>>237191 if it fits >>237235 you have some WoW to livepost get to it chop chop
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>>237290 *till flayon says it's over
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>>237355 but then we will overexert ourselves and die
>Sit down at computer >Open stream >Immediately a discussion about whether you can control your balls Home
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>>237409 nonsense, roons are indestructible corrupted goo orbs which makes us sturdy onaholes compared to other mascots
>Mama didn't raise no bitch God gaming
clown is on menshi watchaslop telly
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>When you take a shit, are you shrinking?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FRG5-yrGQhY
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Oh flayon in collab (o´・∀・)o
Have you listened to One Night today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyz4NtIAC4A
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>>238266 Like 3 times actually but thank you for the reminder, it's a fucking banger.
>>238266 I actually did. It's a really catchy song.
>>237614 Why are you white
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>>238266 yes it's probably one of my favorite covers so far >>238486 don't worry about it
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RUZE ON THE UNARCHIVED OUTFIT REVEAL??? TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H7CkVS8aPo
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why did picrel have to go along with the letters?
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RUZE ON THE UNARCHIVED OUTFIT REVEAL??? GOING TO THE GALA WITH HIS NEW STREET PUSSY ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H7CkVS8aPo
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>>238266 i only listened to it once, but only halfway. it's pretty cringe idk, it doesn't sound good to me
Z A D E LOVE 8w8
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>it’s his monthly unarchived karaoke Hopefully takobot is skimming it
>>238787 pretty sure takobro said it scooped up anything with the word "unarchived" in the title/description I'm also archiving if it somehow fails
PINK PONY CLUB WON’T MAKE MY AXEL PROUD
>Got a fucking mic toggle out to sing the Dagoth Ur song Amazing
>his 2nd outfit has short hair I fucking knew he wasn’t kidding to be scared of showing this toggle on the reveal in january. Take off your ratty ass disgusting ugly davy crockett ass raccoon tail and NEVER put it on again.
Ruze Morrowind playthrough when?
>>238913 I think he just had his toggles updated because he just keeps pulling them out of his ass
>>238913 Fucking kek
his eyes fucking glow now?!
>>238923 I don't know how to feel. he cleans up nice but a little too clean. Like a pretty boy asshole type character
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SHINRI ARE YOU STILL THERE
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>Piano starts
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>1000 miles plays KEK
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>>238945 With the mask? Pretty sure it always had. Not sure why I edited a glow onto this otherwise.
>>239016 a little bit ago he winked and his eye glowed a little bit without his mask on
>trying to take a request from shinri after he already naturally activated his white woman squirt cute shinruze
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Like he’s wearing nothin at all
>I did see Markiplier playing this My blue and red sons share one brain cell…
>>239148 Where and why the fuck was he hiding this
>Hakka and GB are spies and drones
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>>239163 probably a toggle he got recently, like flayon's jacket off for his 2nd outfit
Will Leader’s dumb blue brain survive this game?
I can only hear the version with the dick in the enemy's ass line
My studious blue son is taking notes
In house artists earning their keep
THANK YOU IN HOUSE COVER ARTIST MODEL TEAM
>Assets were done in house I did note that the hair didn't seem as shiny but pretty nice Also nigga has the Sans Undertale eye
It feels like he's kinda overcooking already...
Altare is so dumb…
>shinri summoned by white woman music >now clown summoned by aether realm
>MAKAR!! >*Altare fucking dies*
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need to dip and won't be able to bake the next one this time, gamers
How much to bribe him sing an Amon Amarth song
>>239370 chu! I can phone bake if nobody more professional around
>>239389 thank you! chu
Bettel really woke the fuck up talking about this They should do another shitty scuffed discord karaoke
I bet lots of people wanna touch Ruze's Moby Dick
>ruze’s white whale karaoke song is separate ways by journey
Yes leader, you really are "smert"
>Ruze is a Dead World truther Based
i love ruze’s work ethic
He was trying to show off with that periodic table, but...
>altare was supposed to get new toggles but they got scrapped with the outfit he didn’t like :< at least we got stuff like the hood up and holding slime
>laundromat >I gotta put my adventurer's outfit in there Yes! Wash that dirty hoodie already!!
Will flayon be up for collab??? place your bets in
>ac on
>Blue Prince >blueprints I'm as dumb as leader...
Altare is NOT a little boy Axel is NOT a canine Bettel is NOT a boyfailure Flayon is NOT a cat Hakka is NOT a woman Shinri is NOT your mama Jurard is NOT a leader Goldbullet is NOT black Octavio is NOT psycho Ruze is NOT a normal human t. The last sane poster ITT


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