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/vag/ - VAllure General Anonymous 05/09/2025 (Fri) 21:29:05 Id: 5b32bb No. 244504
Cute and Funny Edition >Current and upcoming streams https://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure >This week's full schedules https://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq https://files.catbox.moe/eatmwe.jpg >Holodex https://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure [Gen 1: Indulge] <Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess https://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulait https://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura <Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear https://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpaws https://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey <Immy Bisou - Hex Maniac https://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisou https://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy <Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere https://www.youtube.com/@MercyModiste https://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy <Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress https://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbum https://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi <Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefish https://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttles https://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny >Additional VAllure Links https://vagallure.carrd.co >Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive https://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content >LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING >Greentext Archive https://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext Previous Thread >>224446
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I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!
That is a spicy fucking meatball in the OP alright.
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The madman actually did it
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Good evening /vag/
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>>244559 >I am purple >My wife is purple We Are
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roll for color
does deleting your post let you change your colour?
>>244617 No Your ID is your ID until we get a new thread (or you change your IP address).
>>244620 Did they back out on the 12 hour rolling ID idea?
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I wonder what color I get this time around.
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>>244643 I guess so I had the same ID all of last thread, and that was multiple days.
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I need to have animalistic sex with my little sister.
Do we have an art archive anywhere?
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>>244718 Not that I know of. I save the majority of art I see, but not all of it.
>>244617 There are some very simple ways to do it, but it should not be spread to prevent samefagging
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for me, it's mercy modiste
baby poster would have had a field day with this website
CMON SHIBI GRACE ME GRACE MEEEEEEEEEE
YYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
1d20 = 18 will this be a blessed thread? will good news and fortune come to us all?
Will the girls bless us with their delicious bare nipples? 1d20 = 19
we're so back
Everyone get their rolls in while we have this lucky streak
>>244813 that's just going to jinx it you idiot
Will my adorable sexy wife bless us? 1d20 = 6
please no more rolling from this point onwards
It's over
whoever was genning the chubby loli sloppa do you have more?
today i discovered im retarded, what did you do today? <will i get red? 1d20 = 4
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>>244897 -insert image of Jeremy Clarkson saying "YOU'RE BROWN!" here-
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is 50ft cord enough guys
immy's new patreon audio is so hot
>>244897 The day hasn't really started for me.
>>244920 anon its 18:28...
>>244895 who do you want?
>>244933 Timezones
>>244692 Didn't even realize it tbh
>>244938 Immy but if you have Icey too that would be good too
>>244919 It was too short. I had to replay it to cum when she wanted us to.
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>>244957 >he can't cum when ordered to SAD!
someone fatwa this Mercyposter
Are you using fullchanX without a mascot? I think you should use a mascot. >>>/mascot/100
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good afternoon, i love my beautiful wife. if i get a bad color then only doom and pain will come of azura's break
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>>244989 No one can fatwa me, for I am the issuing Imam. Bismillah, you will watch your tongue. >>245008 I like that shade of yellow.
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>>245013 it's piss yellow... it's all over...
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>>245018 It's a bit too pale to be piss, it's more pale beer or lemon rind.
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>>245018 >#d5d830 >piss yellow Don't forget to drink water and stay hydrated
>>245008 the dynamic /vag/ duo. <piss and shit
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>>245057 united we are: the thread piss and shitters
>>245073 Some may call us, the Shit and Piss 500. Oh wait no that's something else.
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>>245073 Sipping isnt enough. Yall really gotta start drinking more water if you think that's piss colour
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>>245093 i mean if it was dark beer brown i'd agree with you but light yellow isn't a bad piss color. clear or dark brown are the bad ones i'm pretty sure
>>244963 I can't help it that my meat needed more tugging.
>>245000 Thanks anon!
>>245160 You're welcome! And if anyone isn't a fan of cute peckers, I could edit another image for you, provided it's simple enough.
really missing my wife today
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>>245208 I think little cuts of the girls peeking from the corner would be cute
>>245386 That one is already transparent, you just have to post it on /mascot/ or another low activity board so it doesn't get pruned and put the link into your mascot menu.
how am i supposed to jerkoff without the chubby loli sloppa, where is it!
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i watched a video where a sister gets a voodoo doll and hexes her brother with it and then they fuck. i came extremely hard and think immy should do something similar
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I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!
I love Shibi. Shibi loves me. That's why she'll give me a pretty id
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>>245630 >harelots get purple >I get green IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>245638 how do you think i feel
>>245643 At least Azu has yellow (gold) on her model... The only green thing about Mercy is the onion in her meals I make for her
@5b32bb what the heck is wrong with you!?
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I got orange like when Stronny found out about Milla's backstory in Psychonauts today
Not sure who or what that anon is referring to.
https://x.com/NyabiNeko/status/1920867880628809863 oh...so thats what friend of the company Nyabi's, health issues were about....
>>245714 I hope she's okay I miss joat
its crazy how much easier the other ones are to get something decent out of, this only took one attempt the others took literally hundreds
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>>245857 platonic love for chubby lolizura
>>245840 Pretty good. Is there a way to get one like the Icey style and pose but with Immy or would that be difficult to accomplish? I prefer the style it uses for Icey.
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>>245857 Like I said yesterday, Immy and Icey need better LoRAs, theirs are horribly tagged and are a pain to work in. An improvement on the Mercy one wouldn't go amiss either, it's rather bad with the Halloween outfit, struggles with the hair ornament, and always gets her pupils' color inverted. I still greatly appreciate whoever made it, but everything has room for improvement. I don't mean to denigrate.
>>245867 i already turned it off, but here is one more with a simpler style for the road
>>245840 >>245857 >>245882 im already done masturbating but thank you
>>245882 That turned out really good
Rolling
>>245876 there was very little art to actually work with for the halloween outfit, 90% of it was from stream screenshots of a tiny anime girl in the corner of the screen
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>>245942 did she not like the sadako model? i feel like i've never seen it whipped out when i check a mercy stream (which is admittedly rare). granted stronny doesnt whip out the vampire one so it's probably just personal preference
>>244661 converted to apng
>>245957 maybe she's like the grinch but for halloween
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>>245876 >>245942 I don't think whoever made the Loras is here, but here's the only 5 SFW pics I have of ghost mercy. I think there's more I forgot to save.
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>>245942 I understand that, but I can always wish for better can't I? That gen also has the wrong scissors, which was part of my complaint; the only scissors tag to get the rusty ones is "rusty" and it usually just breaks the scissors entirely.
Keep feeding her~
>>245971 Thanks anon.
>>245985 Looking at the art I did post... I dont think there's very much art that can be used to help training the scissors
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>>245957 iirc she briefly used it for a bit once but thats the only time she's used the sadako model since halloween i know she likes it but she doesnt really have much reason to use it
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>>246003 The easiest thing would be doing an entire LoRA for just the Sadako outfit, but that's a lot of work for next to no payout, so I understand dealing with what we have now. I really wish the scissors were easier to gen across the board (it's a problem of SD in general because AI doesn't understand what it's making), it's such a pain sorting through the ones with extra blades or finger supports and random bits cut out of the handles. C'est la vie.
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>>246010 i guess i'm spoiled because azura whips out the succubus all the time and icey is in angelmode a ton. it does come down to their personal preference in the end but i also miss shigumi and vampstronny
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>>246025 Also got these 3. The first one and maybe the second have the scissors, but its kinda hard. Ghost Mercy needs some new OC with the scissors in sight.
>>245971 is this supposed to be flashing or is it just me >>245981 i made them
>>246037 It's flashing? It works for me in firefox and chrome. APNG is kind of a weird format so it may have issues in some browsers
>>246025 i think version 2 of the models would be easier because something that i noticed helped with the azura model having relatively not fucked horns was to actually generate a bunch of art from the pony model and only picking the ones that had non fucked horns to boost the reference data, i think i probably put more time into the azura and the stronny ones in this regard, there was other even trickier things like trying to figure out what the back of their heads looked like which basically no artists had any idea about and certainly the original pony models had no idea either, i had to go off of the original reference art and generate a fuck ton of "from behind" pony art and try to pick the ones that looked sort of like it / and edit them in gimp to be a little consistent, i don't think they're vast improvements over the original pony models but i'm pretty certain it did help a little bit
this immy drought is getting to me i need my sister
>>246128 Yeah I miss my sis too
>>245575 You gonna share?
>>246152 forgot to say that's a new Immy repost
>>245575 it was stuffed wasn't it
I just spent an hour and a half at the gym but now I ordered a pizza cause I'm hungry. Should I feel bad?
>>246194 No, enjoy the work out and enjoy the food, just don't over do it in either direction.
>>246128 >>246152 its been 3 days come on
well i for one miss shibi
not as much as i miss mercy (modiste) (my wife)
wait wtf there's nothing preventing you from posting duplicate images?
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>>246378 Wait really?
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>>246382 this seems like something they should fix
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>>246378 No there isn't, I've used the same images in the same thread a few times without noticing. It also means I can Interject more. At the very least leave "use the same image in multiple posts" as-is if we must do something about duplicate files.
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let's not abuse our new hosts, their bandwidth is precious and we are newcomers
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>>246420 I'll abuse your bandwidth
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She looked so happy talking about the gen 2 latina. WE GOT A GOOD ONE.
i noticed the file thing last thread, i just assumed everyone else knew already
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>>246430 the freeuse pinpals are over there
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>>246459 Check the ID, idiot
>>246420 i think modern browsers are smart enough to not re-download images that they already have if they have the exact same url
One of the girls should stream Starless.
Curious about something
>>246522 and Bible Black
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>>246522 This OST is forever ingrained in my memory even though I've never finished Starless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaw3jgc_HtY
Ignore that. The website didn't refresh posts on my end.
i hate when you guys delete stuff because i miss it
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>>246551 Yeah I figured. The site hashes images so it doesn't have to host tons of duplicate images. If a duplicate is detected it just links to the original to avoid wasting bandwidth and space. I think it shouldn't be using that much bandwidth at all. I know because when I originally posted that image it took like 20 seconds to upload but this one uploaded instantly. I'm pretty sure it just checked the hash and nothing was actually sent.
>>246648 It was just a duplicate of this post >>246580 pretty much.
Streiss is okay she's on pain meds https://x.com/Streissels/status/1921024112975081492
if your oshi had an ovarian cyst would you eat it? (it can be prepared how you want)
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>>246780 No, now please prepare to meet St. Peter for stating something so abhorrent.
>>246580 >>>/mascot/105 Now you can have a cute rat infest your threads.
>>246790 even if she said "come on anon, i made you this sandwich...just how you like it :)"
>>246755 is she one of the gen 2 aspirants?
>>246853 She's a friend of the girls
>>246580 fw? fuck with?
>>246853 She's a VAllure friend. I wouldn't be surprised if she applied but I don't watch a lot of her streams so I can't say whether she has or not. She has an existing fanbase that she might not want to leave behind though so it might not be possible for her.
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>>246837 >just how you like it :) It's not like hiding vegetables in a dish for a kid to eat them, anon. "Human body part" has a rather distinct flavor compared to every sandwich component that isn't pork belly. And my preferred cold sandwich is peanut butter, banana slices and marshmallow fluff so it wouldn't be able to be hidden in that :^) >>246853 Azura did a collab ASMR with Streiss on Streiss' channel, she's a VAllure friend. >>246873 Yes. It's young zoomer slang to say "do you think it's cool?" >t. old zoomer
>>246876 well basically all of the previous fanbases move over from what i know, or at least some of them
>>246880 oh thats annoying that they basically just inverted an existing phrase
>>246880 you mean to tell me if Mercy made you your favorite sandwich with the only difference being her ovarian cyst (a piece of her btw) you would reject her efforts and love? how about it blended up into something you like to drink, or baked into something á la Shimoneta cookies.
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>>247063 It's a terrible day for rain
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>>246911 You sicken me. >Shimoneta cookies There's 13 thousand leagues of difference between an ovarian cyst and female sexual fluids, and you know that. >>247063 It's Merciover...
>>247142 >There's 13 thousand leagues of difference between an ovarian cyst and female sexual fluids anon i said baked into something LIKE love nectar cookies
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I thought it would be funny to have twerking Immy as a mascot, but I'm too lazy to figure it out.
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>>247147 And my point is that it's a bad comparison, because one item is a solid off-cut of a body that isn't even meant to exist, and the other is a naturally-produced external fluid meant to leave the body and dissipate. It's comparing Apples and M231 Port Firing Devices.
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>>247063 did you know mercy hates me specifically
>>247189 anon im not comparing it to pussy juice confectionary, im talking about the method of baking something into a good specifically.
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Immy kinda cute Immy kinda wife Immy kinda looks Like the love of my life!
cysts are pussy too
>>244820 You're right I am sorry
>>245035 plz drink more water
>>247148 You have to use an image url from 8chan. Click the filename at the top of your post, or just copy it from here: https://8chan.moe/.media/8643467ff6a62511ae6fbf499fc2369d785489e0df2a13467b90ca94b9c2dd4b4
>>247148 Seems to be a limitation of fullchan x and not a technical limitation. Fullchan checks for a handful of supported filetypes and .apng files aren't included in the list even though they should work. .png are supported so it should work if you upload it as a .png file.
>>247258 Or maybe not? I wonder what else is blocking it
>>247189 Imagine it's like an egg yoke in your mouth?
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>>247216 And my answer is still the same, because fluids that are meant to be released by the body are easier to hide in other things than solids removed from inside of a body. The distinct flavors of blood and salt water cysts are fluid-filled sacs, the fluid is the same as in a blister are unmistakable. >>247251 I do, but the stereotypical "yellow piss" color is a bit darker than that, because of how the coloration happens. That color is a bit "cloudy." If your piss is that color you might have a disorder (beyond dehydration), like a kidney stone or a UTI. I was a Boy Scout who did a lot of camping with overbearing parents, I have never had piss that wasn't clear since I was like 13 years old. >>247280 I hate eggs...
>>247295 fair enough, i'd eat Mercy's banana bread, and if this was a few months ago then i'd say the say for Immy's
>>247295 Thank goodness! I was a bit concerned for a moment.
Turns out the "graduating" latina vtuber wasn't graduating but rebranding. That shit pmo https://x.com/MaikaMallow/status/1921022377573425375
Is there an auto scroll function somewhere?
>>247258 >>247273 Ok it is a problem with fullchan x. I was able to get it to work by disabling the file check.
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>>247319 >say the say
>>247371 Seems it's only a problem with the button. Probably should tell the dev about the oversight, but I don't remember where he hangs out.
>>247340 She's Cyana now. A vtuber Shibi has already collabed with before. Apparently she was experimenting with that 2nd vtuber account for over a year and it got more popular then Maika.
>>247340 >>247398 trippy im gonna be honest, i thought the voice reveal was going to be something else after i found out it was a voice changer
>>247380 what i meant was im going to pound your butt into a orgasm smoothie
>>247398 yeah but to claim you're graduating when you're simply rebranding is what pisses me off. Playing with emotions type shit. Like she didn't need to act like she was ending her vtuber days. She's an indie and not a corpo going to indie right? >>247408 Didn't catch it was a voice changer, figured it was voice acting.
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>>247428 Is it a rebrand if you're just abandoning one of your personas to fully be the other one? Maika is graduating, the girl behind Maika isn't quitting as a whole, she's just no longer maintaining an alter ego. Do you know where you are? We understand alter egos here.
>>247428 >yeah but to claim you're graduating when you're simply rebranding is what pisses me off. It's really not that big of a deal anon.
>>247457 Yes it is a rebrand and she calls it a rebrand on her youtube channel. she definitely was playing with people's emotions the way she was handling it. But it is what it is. >>247468 it just waters down the concept of graduation that's all.
>>247500 So? Why should I care about this vtuber who isn't in vallure clickbaiting?
>>247515 She was posted here in either previous thread or the one before as someone that was graduating meaning potential gen 2. I was reporting on an update so people could update their mental or physical list of potentials but then it expanded more than it was supposed to. You dont need to care about it but I'm allowed to be pissed off about it and view it as manipulation of an audience. Ya feel? Like we don't gotta agree on it but we don't have to argue either.
>>247535 Yeah, makes sense. I've been kinda tuning out gen 2 speculation since I think it's a mostly futile task, but that is a fair reason to care about her.
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I am become sleepy, the goer to bed Nini bros
>>247621 Good night, Mercy dreams
>>247621 goodnight senpai mercy dreams
After a year and a half i'm returning to mummeh's warmth...my life has been so empty without her...are there any little nightmare-esque streams i should catch up on?...
>>247621 Good night bro mercy dreams
The playlist for the Maid Relay. Relay starts today/tomorrow at 10AM EDT https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtJPZsvb_W5HpeZ3r1AzENWePeWDsekFv
goodnight Immy I love you goodnight /vag/ love y'all
>>247806 Goodnight to you too brother, love you. Immy dreams
>>247806 gn lil bro
>>247806 Goodnight.
>>247713 damn reefling what took you so long? im rather fond of her lego lotr and runescape streams, i honestly haven't watched too much since then
>Go to /vt/ >See an announcement that a chuuba returned after a hiatus to announce that she was married the whole time and had a kid during the hiatus. I wonder how gfe streamers are supposed to realistically handle relationships. Just have none and graduate when she starts one? Keep quiet and fear that she fucks up one day and it blows up? Be lesbian so no one care if she's in a relationship?
>>247713 I don't even know where to start you at this point. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, any stream she did again, collab streams with the girls like Doki Doki which is on Mercy's channel. Just watch anything that looks interesting to you really. She's done so much since debut you're bound to scroll through and find a few streams you're interested in.
>>247806 Good night, Immy dreams
>>247939 The first one. If you don't try to futility keep your gfe alive while openly dating, you have to lie to your fans which is wrong, and either way that's not showing proper priority to your boyfriend. Graduate, and if in a few years you still want to stream, come back with a new alias, be transparent, and don't do gfe.
I love you guys
>>248032 love you too bro
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>>248032 I love you too man you ok
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>>247939 have none, just do hookups, and stop doing gfe or bfe when you do get a significant other. that or say it from the start. the stealth drop or anything like that is stupid and hurts feelings
>>248074 oh i get an azura color when I phone post huh? ill go fuck myself
>>248081 take your blessings where you can get them
>>247888 >damn reefling what took you so long I thought I owed it to her to try and move on. I thought that it was best for me but now in the midst of my quarter life crisis I long for her comfort so i'm crawling back to her, no further than i was
>>248032 Take care of yourself, bro.
>>248074 >hookups retard
>>248074 >>248198 Hookups are bad even without gfe. Sex without love is pointless and you'd be better off masturbating.
>>248213 >>248198 yeah you’re probably right. im just very jaded from modern dating that i just write it off as normal when it shouldn’t be
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The nights may oft times be bleak and dangerous, but our piety will keep us safe brothers, blessed and protected be we all
>>248302 goodnight brother azura dreams
WHy is the s4s board kirby did 4chan get hacked again
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i havent been to 4chan since we got here.
>>248573 good idea, there's something really fucky going on over there
Uuuhhh, I just realized west coast means Shibi's streaming 3 hours later. That means I can't watch her live anymore...
>>248587 she said her stream time wont change iirc
>>248584 I want to see what's fucky going on though.
>>248595 Oh, really? Nice! Gonna play vidya to make the time pass quicker: <11: Reverse Collapse <21: Yarimon Master <31: Potionomics <41: Case of the Golden Idol <51: Hundred Line <61: Dead Estate <71: Star of Providence 1d70 = 35
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>>248632 apparently it will only appear on some browsers, anyways i'll leave you with this to think about instead goodnight /vag/
>>248584 Whacky like how? I was checking it out in the morning and the only difference from before the hack I noticed is that every thread is pretty much an anti thread now.
https://boards.4chan.org/s4s/thread/12242532 They don't even know they've been hacked...
>>248046 yeah just feeling down
what would you name your child(ren) you have with your oshi
>>248882 serious answer? Anna or Alex in character answer? Azalos or Aeneria yes i have a thing
Throne update: Icey added a 60 cm Usagi Doll Mercy received the Japanese sketchbook and a surprise gift Magical Girl Bluey sticker
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>>248882 Mercius, Mercio, and Mercilius
>>248968 you cant be Mercerious
>>248968 Just don't name your daughter Mercinder.
>>247939 Don't have a relationship until you graduate or have a talk with your fans before you do and tell them you want to get into a relationship and ask if they are okay with this new direction. If they say they don't want to support anymore you graduate. If they say they will support you transition off gfe to stream like a non-gfe streamer. Don't fucking cheat like a scumbag and pretend to be single farming money and love with lies.
>>249113 I might be sounding a bit like a normalfag here, but how would they be cheating? They are an entertainer. Is it cheating when an actress kisses someone in a film if they are already married? It's an entertainment job they are performing and being payed for.
I shouldn't have said anything... Now we're getting the "cheating is totally okay, guys" crowd out of nowhere.
>>249121 It's not cheating, they aren't in a relationship with you go touch grass.
cheating is totally okay guys, but only in singleplayer games or if the people you're playing with/affecting are okay with doing it. games are supposed to be enjoyable!
>>249121 i think it was a sweet question.
Oh good, we're being raided again.
>>249121 It is a good question that can have some good discussion when there are no bad actors Luckily we have ID's here
>>249121 There's always been cheating going on. Ever since the very beginning with the signed maros. I know because I was one of the retards that was doing it all the time. The attention and having a one on one conversation was too nice to give up.
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IDs are great.
>>249165 i hope 4chan dies for good so people are forced to come here instead of us bleeding anons. anyway its almost 7am goodnight everyone. and remember to drink water, eat, get up, stretch, and continue being a <cutie <will tomorrow be a good day? 1d20 = 3
welp we're fucked
>>249170 Roll again for mummeh! 1d20 = 11
>>249173 A little better... I'm excited for the ASMR relay.
>>249191 I wonder if one of these girls is bows. I fucking love maids
>all six girls are streaming today Today will be a good day I just know it 1d20 = 12
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I knew those posts last night felt weird. Anyway just as a reminder
good morning /vag/ I hope you have a good day today dice rolls or not
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Good morning I love my wife The indie asmr chuuba I mentioned a few days ago did a collab with the girls btw and no one mentioned it She'd never join but I'd love to see more collabs, Sora's got a great voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJrLQBvbiIU
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good morning and goodnight gentlemen >>249448 this image is missing immy bisou's extremely large thighs and this makes me cross. i listened to her real voice asmr for part of my workout today. i loved hearing her slip into the immy voice occasionally and the script was nice
>>249821 The gigantic ass isn't really my thing but his art is really well done
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>>249866 it is indeed. i'm not usually big(hehe) into hyper proportions but the contrast between flat chest and giga ass is very attractive to me for some reason
>>249879 Wait... what happened to Azura's Dulaits?
>>249879 I dont know how to feel about this image....
>>247340 Cyana sounds like a dude forcing his voice to be honest. Wouldn't be surprised if Maika was just him using a voice change until he was happy with his 'natural' female voice. Keep an eye on this one. I don't trust it.
>>249437 there is half a bumi and 1 quarter fia on those pants alone
i came across something i thought a few of my fellow /vag/gots might enjoy 572377
>>250204 good taste
>>247570 Seems they're being more careful this time around.
good afternoon everyone
>>250419 I really hope it is
>>250423 <will this anon have a good morning 1d20 = 16
>>250430 noooo, we were talking about afternoons, you wasted the good roll
1d20 = 18
>>250441 im still sleepy... <will he have a good afternoon 1d20 = 10
Will I get a good roll too? 1d20 = 6
>>250449 gimme gimme gimme >>250454 on the edge....
1d20 = 6
1d20 = 20
>>250506 lisan al gaib!
7d20 = 71
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no kouhai this week...
>>250506 Why is there a noose in the background? are the rats ok?
>>250514 You rolled an 18 for one of them at least.
>>250518 atleast she's honest, now she needs to post her bare nipples. or unshaved armpits
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Who was the person who backed out of the maid relay? Stronny is in it twice and there's a private video right next to hers in the order. I just want to figure out who.
>>250655 me :)
Shibi tweet
>>250667 sweet of her to include us, have a safe drive
>>250667 I don’t think I can convey how happy it makes me when she takes us places with her. I love my wife so much
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>>250694 Thanks for the info Shame she couldn't get it fixed, I like finding new ASMR chuubas. Too many of them think "rub a towel on the 3dio" is the end-all-be-all of ASMR and it's awful to dig through hordes of that to find someone who's good at gentle speech and ear cupping.
>>250661 big if true
>>250667 My twitter timeline is still fucked. I didn't get that tweet for some reason
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>>250753 She may larp as a mommy these days, but her handwriting still looks like a cub's.
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>relay runs through the night into tomorrow morning >wife is at midnight Guess I'm not sleeping today or watching VODs, I can't do a full 24 hours without prep anymore, pulling an all-night would be impossible right now
>>250707 Could it be that you have a specific preference rather than they are bad at asmr? I do question some of the triggers people do. Very harsh on the ears but overall no complaints
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I will marry my wife
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>>251057 I didn't say they were bad at ASMR, just that they prioritize triggers I don't like, so your hypothetical doesn't even make sense. I already agree with you, there is no "rather" because I never said they were bad at it, it's just something I don't like but is very prevalent (because it's easy to do, has no cleanup like some triggers and some people really like it). It's why I like -7th member- so much, I adore her gentle whispers, her shushing genuinely soothes me, her heartbeat is the only one I've ever heard in ASMR that didn't give me a migraine, and she does a lot of ear cupping. If I were more of a pseud I'd say something like "she sounds like my mother" in regards to the shushing and heartbeat being soothing for early childhood memories.
>>251062 wrong 3 idiot!
>>251124 are you alright? why are you acting like a schizo?
>>251135 im just joking anon
>>251095 Mm mmm I see! I do still think there are a lot of triggers that are the opposite of asmr during cozy asmr streams that nobody is willing to tell the streamer because they don’t want to hurt feelings
>>251147 oh hahaha i get it! wrONG 3! hahaha yes! you got me! haha
haha english people and their asmr
I've been on /vag/ since the girl's debuted (I'll admit I missed the Twitter early-groomer period), but I still have no idea who the 7th member is - or I just keep forgetting. So was originally going to be Shibi right? Is she going to be one of the 2nd gen girls?
thread feels weird, or maybe i just didnt get good sleep
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>>251172 Its just ASMR day, and we had bait in the catalog recently too so a lot of (1)fags. All day I think will be pretty quiet with the rare schizo I am a (1) fag because I am phoneposting
>>251172 Eh I'd chalk it up to the Maid Relay event and some of the other things going on.
>>251172 >or maybe i just didnt get good sleep that would explain your last insane posts
That was nice.
>>251201 >>251203 makes sense
uuuuuuu Immy uuuuuuu
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>>251426 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>251560 Mercy onahole...
>>251177 >Sinistar
>>251560 if they didnt want me to molest the plushie they shouldnt have given it sheer panties
My wife's voice! I miss her so much! why did it start early?
>>251653 Stronny was the one to press play, please understand.
>>251653 Rape face Shibi
>>251653 Her hands are white again
>>251672 Her hands never go outside Please undastan
>>251672 because she washed them
>>251672 her hands are in her panties at all times and never see the light of day
Immy!
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Is Shibi's ASMR is looping or am I crazy?
>>251999 One of the lines was reused. Can't tell if the whole thing looped though.
Are the pinpals going to start kissing now?
>>252062 idk but i want in if so
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>>252062 the pinpys have been markedly less gay since the move
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>>252102 RRAT "The gay Pinpals" were the girls LARPing BL
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>>252062 Why do you ask? Are you jealous? TOO BAD MY KISSES BELONG TO MY LITTLE SISTER >>252121
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>>252062 I've never joined in with the gay rp but I didn't care if the other pinpals did. I just love my wife
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good morning /vag/ >>252121 a-are you telling me i've been... having sex with... women?!
Seems the recording has some kind of issue and mane-san had to do a quick fix which is why part of it looped. https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1921329090507964663 https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1921329092474917064
>>252148 anon...why would a woman have sex with you...
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>>252164 exactly something a woman say to deflect from the fact i've been erping with one. i'm onto you...
what if i do this? ///or maybe this\\\ this?
>>252170 >a woman say
ok
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>>252177 i'm gonna touch your butthole woman or not
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>>252148 Perhaps. Or, perhaps they were just casual whores (derogatory) with no faith to their supposed oshi, who have abandoned our thread in our exodus to 8ch and now inhabit the halls of /tingles/, or, may Allah forgive me for uttering this name, (((/lig/))). Or, it was just one guy.
there was atleast one other anon other than me, dont know if he was actually a pinpal or not though
papa mercy disdain
>>252187 Brat poster was a pinpal once
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>>252199 who do you think you're talking to
>>252203 Is that him? To be honest I don't even know
>>252230 bratposter? i hardly know her!
lil sis time
<Immy's live on my TV!
That's my sis!
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>>252380 UWOOOOOOOOGH
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She's got my teeth...
She's keeping them safe how thoughtful
>>252380 >that mouth with the dark lipstick MY PENIS
>>252380 my penis is covered in purple lipstick now
My cute yandere little sis maid
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I'm imagining immy wrapped up in my bed sheets kicking her legs while she's hugging my pillow and huffing it
observadive
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>>252572 She's adorable!
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Tummy noises!
>>252601 so cute
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>KISSES >I. Love. You. >KISSES
I love my sisterwife
>>252786 no way me too!
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>>252786 I do too!
>>252786 >>252802 >>252831 She's adorable and sweet and I love her a lot.
>>252380 i would like to inform you that its you're fault im about to spill my seed
>>252380 eroi!
>>253099 didnt you already make this post
https://x.com/PyriPie/status/1921347139067597071 Looks like there's something fishy going on with that model that was for sale the other day. A buyer said they paid the $5K and the seller gave them the model then demanded it back because the model mama didn't give permissions because of 4chan posts.
>>253208 The girl is just crying because the owner refused to let her keep the model. It was after learning she buys models all the time, doesn't stream then ditches them. She has already been fully refunded. This is a nothing burger and has nothing to do with VAllure. https://x.com/pubbyko/status/1921355094051762460
>>253208 hope the divorce court sides with the 4chan husband on this one
>>253245 I don't know why they would buy models to hoard but as long as they're paying for them I don't know why it really matters. If the model mama and seller only wanted to sell to someone who will stream they should have been more upfront about that. Once they traded the cash and the buyer was given access to the model the transaction was finished. They shouldn't be able to change their mind.
>>253245 >boyfriend's name lmao >>253286 to be fair you can't really expect someone to drop 5k and not do anything with the model also the transaction wasn't complete according to the seller it's also up to the copyright owner (artist here I think) to decide on which condition they license the right to use the model
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>>253286 I don't think you understand the full situation. She had every right to pull out at this time. I would explain but again this has nothing to do with fucking VAllure and I would really prefer to not have a multiple post discussion about it. There's a bait thread about it on /vt/ go there if you're interested. Only thing I know about the model is that very sex, and giving that model to a vtweeter with a bf would be an awful idea.
>>253357 stronny please buy this model for shibi as an anniversary gift sincerely, harem p.s., we dont have any money sorry!
this isn't VAllure General this is the choc loli rigger drama news network
>>253357 >I would explain but again this has nothing to do with fucking VAllure and I would really prefer to not have a multiple post discussion about it. Yeah I think we just drop this it's not really relevant I just saw posts about it in my timeline and I remember seeing someone bring it up here the other day.
>>253400 Yeah if she were a potential candidate and it was about graduation stuff it would be different. This is just drama about a model that has nothing to do with auditions or VAllure. Still sucks though
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Immy repost
Alright which one of you is called New York?
Poor Bumi
>>253378 Co-signed
>>253569 this is what peak physical performance looks like
>>253569 Makes me feel better about my own stussy tbh but I still feel like it’s more of an in art and not irl thing for people.
>>253378 Given that Koinu is another ASP baby I'd imagine that would kinda awkward for Shibi. Idk if Rinna ever collabed with her but lots of Shibi's PL friends did.
>>253664 I can only speak for myself but chubby tummies are really hot.
Chubby bellies are cute, but the fupa is the best part of big girls.
>>253701 >>253714 At what point do you think it becomes too big?
>>253759 once the belly starts hanging over your pants then it is too big for me
>>253759 When it starts hanging
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>>253764 artful sovl
>>253764 O B = ||
Mummeh live again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB8gt0ii8_s Zenya's kisses were really nice.
>>253759 personally no limits for me, i find the concept of excess hot, but i'm weird i also like really skinny, the human body is a beautiful thing and it should be appreciated in all forms, if everyone was the same it would just be boring, tall, short, fat, thin, i like the variety
>>253817 who let mercy on shibi's twitter account?
>>253759 I am not turned off by bigger women. I think as long as you aren't morbidly big you can still be hot. To me it's as long as you are taking care of yourself.
>>253759 I'm a little bit further then this anon >>253764 some hang is nice, but the tits need to be at least equal to the belly if not preferably sticking out a little further.
>>253758 >>253840 Stop grooming me to Azura's side more than I already am plz
>>253918 Azura deserves the love, I post her as much as I'm able to.
>>253758 I read that tweet as >thank you for your cum. I think it's over for me
>Stronny forgot to edit a burp out I love my wife
goodnight Immy I love you goodnight /vag/ love y'all
>>254129 Goodnight brother, love you too. Immy dreams
>>254219 Immy is naked in the shower RIGHT NOW
I hate twitter for disabling voice tweets. I'd kill to hear my precious immy in the shower again. >>254224 I was thinking the same thing. She's naked in the shower!
>>254214 >hardcore vore WE NEED THIS AGAIN
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>>254214 More vore pls.
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I wonder if Immy's out of the shower now... I wish I could have her sit in my lap and dry her hair for her. Brush it while she plays on her phone. Hug her and lean into her neck and feel her soft damp hair and smell her shampoo
>>254214 I need something more shocking.
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>>254214 >5'8" >more than 27 years old I'd say I were surprised, but I hate to say it but I might know what her pre-indie ASMR channel was. No, I'm not sharing.
>>254303 ok here She is married to me
There was no post announcing Mercy's telly status https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FHYEH3DWmw
If she posts any more someone else is gonna have to get them I'm tired. Goodnight Immy I love you
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>>254360 Sorry Got distracted listening to it and playing PoE
>>254349 I thought you were going to sleep >>254364 Nini bro
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crazy how cute mercy is, no?
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>>254514 I saw that senpai... How are you enjoying your kohai's asmr? Is she cute tonight? Extra cute?
>>249127 Tanya let me teach how to be honest. I think you'd love it so much. It takes just as much effor with less side effect impulses to make copium posts in a vtubing thread. I think you'd love honest living. I really do.
good night brothers
>>254548 Goodnight bro azura dreams
>>249126 A vtuber blocked me one time for calling her my oshi, and then only watching her VODs, and never chatting with her.
>>248882 Don't have an oshi, but if Tanya, and I settled down our children would all be named Max.
>>254214 >hardcore vore how do you even make that hardcore
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Mercy was especially cute tonight, kouhainum restocked. Nini niggys >>254586 I assume it'd all be vore where the listener dies. Some vore isn't death vore, it's just "she swallows you and then coughs you back up" (or implies that you don't die), so that's the most likely difference to me.
>>254612 Goodnight senpai mercy dreams
>>254586 Vore's not my thing but I would assume: listener dies, stomach acid sounds, being digested, getting shit out etc
>>254612 Good night, maid Mercy dreams
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>>254536 my wife is always very cute
>>254612 i swear all the vore ive seen before always ends with the guy in the girl's stomach or just in an ambiguous void, so i guessed everyone was into dying after that anyways nini bro!
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>>254586 She could be referring to the tag "hard vore", which means chewing the person to bits before swallowing them. Or when she says hardcore she could just mean "not the baby shit". Most popular vore is the safe stuff where a cute girl eats you, then spits you back out. But a lot people are into the more deprived stuff like >>254641 . Like eating people and them never coming back. (Like me :D)
>>254755 So you want your bones crushed and be in absolute agony until you drop unconscious from pain before dying?
>>254766 Yeah pretty much.
i hope you had a good day today. i checked the thread after not being /here/ for a while, who the fuck is tanya?
>>254802 tanya balls
>>254802 It was a pretty good day today. I just ignored those posts as you can tell
>>254814 thats good anon, make sure you treat youself every once in a while
>>254802 It was pretty good, hope yours was good too. I don't think it's worth paying attention to
>>254836 mine was pretty alright. like i said to the other anon, treat yourself to something nice. yeah i was just really confused
>>254925 now that's a title for the ages
>>255005 Icey what you did there
Stronny Cuttles accurate exterior onahole masturbation to Stronny Cuttles gfe masturbation livestreams!!!
>>255389 they didn't all make a post it seems but I did confirm they are all on the site. Stronny and Shibi are the ones I like best for sure. Delectable They are all hot though.
>>255389 Oh shit.
>>255389 i would rather they just post the pussy pic
some guy at intimaly got to see your oshi's pussy before you did
>>255407 nobody cares about what you want
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>>255389 Nice art from Immy though
How would you folks feel if you found a random 1view chuuba due to an insane redirect train while sleeping and hear the voice of your high school friend?
>>255485 it would be extremely weird
>>255485 Add a few more words to the description and you'll have a light novel title ready.
Mercy's pussy looks CUTE
mercy modiste puffy vulva
I'm sure the onas are fine but something about the website having all the e-shop dark patterns is a bit much (fake timers, fake sale price, big checkout button includes insurance fees while smaller text beneath doesn't, using global website reviews as a specific product) didn't stop me from buying but I wish we were above this
I’m unclear on this are the onaholes molds? Like are they accurate?
>>255497 afaik it's only the outside if a picture was provided during the conception, might as well be an artistic interpretation
>>255496 if it enables us to have this kind of merchandise then Stronny could sell it on a dnm and I still wouldn't care
>>254577 Wtf is a Max doing here in this thread?
Damn these onaholes are expensive. Typical vtuber onaholes go for half that price. I was also kinda hoping they would go for the typical Japanese/anime inspired route of making the onahole look and feel interesting. Rather then just making a realistic vagina. Never been a fan of "realistic fleshlights". The packaging is also super boring. Despite all of that I'm still excited for it. If it ends up feeling great all my posts above are void.
>>255496 Knowing the struggle it's probably the only site they could get. Many didn't work out.
>>254802 A small /lig/ chuuba. She's a nice girl but but she doesn't do any unseiso content so I don't know why he's talking about her here.
>>255522 Do the ona images shown even match the hex codes we've been given?
>>255522 it would have been amazing to get a loli size onahole, but I am already happy a western company was able to put Immy on the packaging at all
Immy drew the box art for each one. My hard working little sis
>>255539 I thought that too lol. Good on them for not backing down on the loli stuff. It's kinda crazy a western sex toy company is selling products with this on it.
>>255545 The chubby Azura and virgin killer Mercy is specially cute. Also that site has the highest res images I think ever posted of their models. So that's neat.
MamaYunya is live in the relay now btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxI2uBkOPsA
I've probably gotten 2 hours of sleep falling in and out of consciousness. Please release me from this mortal coil.
Do you think they actually took a picture for this and sent it off?
>>255662 >>255534 can't know for sure but shibi's skin is probably not matching
>>255662 I will choose to believe it's accurate, until they state otherwise
>>255522 Update: If you buy 2, you get 1 for free. Which is a pretty nice deal. Still pretty expensive onaholes alone though.
>>255662 I only remember that they said the insides don't match reality. Don't know if anyone talked about the exteriors. Alright, played 5 hours of Golden Idol. Was pretty decent but I'm not really in the mood for more puzzle gaming after Blue Prince. Finished main story of Yarimon Master. It was alright, got pretty fun during the end. Maybe I'll do the dlc later <11 Reverse Collapse <21 Dead Estate <31 Hundred Line (Demo) <41 Star of Providence <51 Paquerette down the Bunburrows 1d50 = 6
>>255662 Immy's matches her skin tone pretty closely. I have no reason to think otherwise. >>255673 I think girls with darker skin tones may have a harder time getting an accurate match because they may have to take the pictures in brighter light to get all the details.
Someone should compile the fronts of the onaholes into one grid pic with headshots of each corresponding girl so we can compare and contrast like gentlemen
>>255730 I would do it but im phone posting and I dont have any good programs to do such a thing
wait a minute.. from the picture they've posted why is Shibi's the only one that looks wet?
Immy's looks really wet... she might have taken the pic in the shower or got turned on while taking the pic
>>255804 Is it wrong to say I don't like how these look? Not the pussy part but like the rest of it looks a weird? I dont know anything about onhaoles though.
>>255804 So mercy has a true innie...
>>255837 Do you mean the grip on them? I don't think it's that bad, it's not really meant to perfectly model their body. The butt and vagina match but the top is more to provide grip so your hand doesn't slip when it's covered in lube.
>>255875 Oh I didn't think of it like that. Forgot the grip portion is gonna look a bit weird so I doesn't slip.
I had a rough and stressful day yesterday, so waking up to official onahole merch is a pleasant surprise. I'm going to fill Immy's to the brim the moment it shows up.
Convince me to buy mommeh's onahole
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>>255998 please buy stronny's fuckhole
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good morning and good evening brothers >>255804 why does azura's look weird
>>255389 ooo but gonna need proof that this is a faithful representation before i buy my 10 >>255545 very cute art immers!
>>255553 these would go very well with dakis too
Did fullchanx update? I can't open the settings wheel and I lost my mascot
I tried putting them together like the loli image. I switched Icey and Immy because they seemed to fit that way better
>>255662 Stronny has said several times that she has a "monkey mouth" down there. The onahole, on the other hand, does not. I'm inclined to believe it was not actually based off her.
>>256421 I'd imagine it'd be very legally tenuous for a company to ask it's talents to send private photos to a 3rd party.
>>256421 lol he doesn't know what a monkey's mouth looks like
You wouldn't 3D print a car or pussy, would you?
>>256421 What the fuck is a monkey mouth pussy? Also, can any spylings do some digging and make sure these onaholes are unique and not similar to any on the website?
one off gen lead me down a hole
>>256421 Yo it got TEETH down there?!
>>256450 sexy bnuy
>>256450 Do you have any more?
>>256447 She was talking about how some girls have "roast beef" and others have "monkey mouths" and she said she has a monkey mouth. See pic related, you'll get it.
>>256421 **I don't think they are either. I went looking around and found a mold that looks like Immy's.** >>255710 I wanted to rationalize how it could be fake. Besides the two links I just don't feel like she'd send a picture of that, I mean she has trouble showing us her hands sometimes. Something like that seems crazy for her.
>>256505 nice try
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>>256513 What do you mean?
Shibi repost
>>256505 In all honesty they probably did send a picture in and the molds do appear to be custom for each girl, but the picture wouldn't have to be of the girl themselves. Rather, they could just send some random porn pic and be like "base mine off this". That's what I think happened personally.
>>255545 I really love the way Immy drew Shibi's hair
>>256604 Aw dude that shit does look the same.
>>256604 Yeah that's definitely the same mold. The only difference is the Immy one matches her skin tone. That's a shame.
>>255662 It was up to them if they wanted to send an image in or not >>256421 I remember her saying it opens up when she's horny or after using a dildo, but I'm sure either she'll talk about it or someone will ask
>>256604 Fucking hell these things are expensive. Too small and more expensive than a fleshlight. Kind of shit, honestly.
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>>256604 i don't know if it's more disappointing for it to be some random pussy or for a person at this random company to have seen pictures of my sister-wife's cunny. kind of a lose-lose really
>>256630 I'm sorry if I ruined it for you brother, I was trying to clear out some brainworms >>256642 The second part is the reason I went looking Just wait for Vallure's in house molding operations to open up. We'll have the best of both worlds
>>256642 I'm not bothered if they did send pictures, I view the same way as them visiting a gynecologist. Its business, the company doesn't care they just make the shit. It be better if they did send pics because if I'm paying this much, I want it to be just like the real thing.
>>256604 delete this or the entire lewdtuber industry crashes
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Good morning I love my wife The oshihen worry is back, -7th member- does things to me and I am a weak man with many doubts of his own confidence. >>256450 Sexo artist mix, what is it? You can avoid this in future (if you want of course) by adding "furry" to negative tags and not going too loose (lower number = looser) with the cfg setting. >>255804 I know they're textured to hold but the Shibi one's texture looks absolutely emaciated and it's very unfortunate it looks that way.
>>256604 The outside is the same, but the inside is different. Doesn't change the fact hers probably isn't accurate to the real thing. If she wouldn't show it to us I doubt she'd show it to a company for a mold. Especially when she hasn't expressed much interest in getting an accurate mold when onahole merch was brought up in streams. My guess is she found something that looked similar inside and the company chose a basic outside mold. I already ordered mine, so if turns out to be shit it is what it is. Hopefully it supports Immy.
>>256694 >>256683 Immy is getting lots of cute fanart lately
>>256604 Is Immy's mold the only one that's reusing an existing mold or are the others as well? I honestly hope this is just the company being lazy cause if not this is basically just false advertising on the girl's part for an expensive onahole that just has their picture slapped on it.
ok but hear me out: vallure fumos with onahole attachments
>>256693 Some girls just aren't comfortable showing it on stream, and some are. It is what it is. Some girls don't mind showing it to companies because it's needed and it won't be leaked.
>>256736 I like the way you think Anon
>>256710 So far the only one I've seen that is a copy is Immy's. I've found several promo codes that give 35 dollars off (or 30% off if you wanted to buy more than one) if that helps anyone on the fence about it though.
>>256699 She really has, it's nice to see
>>256744 they are very similar, but i don't think they're identical. coping
>>256744 That one doesn't seem to be the same mold I think.
>>256744 These two look super similar but its a bit harder to tell cause of the different angles. Honestly still pretty disappointing, I hope the girls clear things up.
>>256737 >Some girls don't mind showing it to companies because it's needed and it won't be leaked. True, but we can already see here the kind of brainworms that would create. >>256744 The inside mold of Stronny's looks identical to Baby's which has the same outside mold as Immy's.
>>256744 Those two dont look the same at all, way more texture on the fawn girl
Im sorry to be a hater but I dont want it if its not actually molded off immys pussy which its clearly not. I dont desire an immytation.
>>256802 go die then
>>256783 The interior preview isn't even on some of the toys and there's just like three patterns that repeat. I feel like that's likely to be bullshit and not representative.
>>256807 A little aggressive
>>256815 Anon you're replying to a threadshitter.
Calm down, friendos. Stronny said from the beginning they won't be realistic molds of the girls.
>>256810 Maybe. I'll just wait to hear from the girls.
>>256823 I understand that, but I'd at least want it to look like the real thing. I don't know why they claimed they sent pictures when we can we see the reused molds. Unless, again this is a fuck up on the companies side.
>>256819 My bad I was worried I was being taken as a threadshitter. I still love immy. I will filter the shitter. >>256831 Thats my big issue too, it says on the product pages that these are custom and based off photos of the talents, as do their Twitter posts imply.
God damn it, I am so fucking horny, I NEED MY LITTLE SISTER AAAAA
I wish I could see my sister today but it is time to spend time with my mother don't forget to say something to your mom today /vag/ or maybe your mummeh
>>256846 They might be a company that does both. And the fact VAllure has lolis, they might be the only Western company in awhile to get toys from the girls. Just treat it like merch. If you want it, get it. If you don't, don't.
I'm going to lick it while I jerk off by the way
>>256957 Post it when you do in a few weeks.
>>256957 please dont do what this >>256982 weirdo said
>>256986 Dont call shibi a weirdo
COLLAB IS LIVE
Starting
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>>257055 WHERE IS SHE Where is my wife? She was promised to me by the thumbnail...
>>257055 have you ever seen all 6 VAllure members in the same room, all healthy, no melty?
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I actually am wearing panties right now stronny
>>257068 Idk how many times I have to tell you to please get out of the laundry hamper
>>257068 when was the last time you washed those?
I'm disappointed by the number of people in the comfort of their own home not letting their nuts hang. LET THEM BREATHE.
>>256466 I could make more >>256689 boxman, nitzah, (krekkov:0.9), (j.k.:0.6), (ratatatat74:0.5) with the ntrMIXIllustriousXL_xiii.safetensors checkpoint
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>>257073 You'll have to kill me first >>257077 Washed?
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>>257081 ntrMIX is the difference. It's a bit better trained than WAINSFWIllustrious.safetensors (what I use) but it requires a login to get (and I refuse to do so). I already use those artists (and those exact values) sometimes...
>>257061 Folks are probably around
>>257100 yes i stole them from you sorry don't be mad
Was it Immy or Icey that said during debut that they squirt in their sleep?
Azu got the xbox headset mic today
>>257068 What colour? Im wearing green
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>>257105 I stole them from a guy on 4ch's /trash/ anyway. It happened he was running another guy through his mix while I was learning how to use SD and I just aped his settings for a while until I learned what meant what. Thank you, random anon, may your sloppa have only 5 digits on the feet and hands. Experiment with more tags, you can get a lot of nice things out of it. Nyantcha is a personal favorite of mine to use if you couldn't tell.
>>257108 I certainly dont remember immy saying that but regardless thats hot as hell
yoo what's she doing?
>>257118 Mercy's in chat
>>257061 Mercy is here
>>257061 Mercy's getting into the vc
>>257140 She also sounds really tired
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Gentlemen, we are so back
Icey has a very weak bladder
Pretty sure MRI lasts an hour at most My shoulder one took 20 minutes, heart about 30 and brain 45 But the time flows so fucking slowly inside there
I don't mean to be rude but Azura's audio quality is...
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Azura watched Chinese factory CCTV LiveLeak videos...
Welp Immy hates me.
League Pinpals...
>>257178 yeah it hurts my ears when the audio peaks
>>257189 Was it league or fingernail biting?
>>257202 The skin thing.I don't know anything about most modern games tbh
>>257207 Just don't bite it yourself and get immy to do it for you or slip it into her food
The mega yapper hates sex yappers.
How many of you are having brainworms right now?
>>257224 My Oshi isn't here so none at the moment.
>>257224 i was doing fine until Azura mentioned pillow talk...
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>Mercy was a drug mule as a child My wife is going to have to go on the lam (with me) to avoid the RCMP...
>>257237 It wasnt really about pillow talk though, I kinda get what she means about someone wanting a job review in the middle of the action
Icey kek
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>Azura's family stuffed items into her clothes to shoplift when she was a kid The stereotypical implications.
>>257262 dont say the quiet part out loud dont say the quiet part out loud dont say the quiet part out loud dont say the quiet part out loud
Man, Mercy does actually have the unironic ojou-sama laugh, I always forget
>>257211 It's a nervous habit because I have terrible anxiety.
>>257262 i thought that was more for mainland chinese tourists
Out of all of them Shibis regardless of the skin color looks the most realistic almost to a freaky extent. Makes me think some sent in pics and others didn’t. I kind of hope it’s really her so she can do a hand cam fansly stream and tease us with her fake pussy uuuuuuu
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>>257295 The United States had one of the worst race riots ever in 1992, largely in part because a Korean store owner caught a black girl stuffing a bottle of orange juice into her schoolbag to shoplift it. The stereotype of people stealing isn't exclusive to one demographic.
>>257319 I’m gonna save my black wife
ok Im just now getting a glimpse at the Mercy's dad hate...
Immy... Mercy... Azura...
I don't think I like papa Mercy much either tbh
Mercy dad hate.
CHADZURA
For any artists around, please draw Azura with a Chad face
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>Mercy's parents hated her creative outlets and passions >My parents hated my creative outlets and passions We are... I'm gonna be honest, her dad seems like the type of guy to only assert things until shown otherwise by a 'new' authority figure (usually, by getting knocked on his ass). It's a "family leader" mindset, not unlike how pack animals function.
thank you Stronny for saving these girls...
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it actually worked lmao
>>257378 my name is Skylar White, yo
>>257166 She's just like me in that way and it makes me feel a little better
>>257262 Every story she tells about her family frustrates the shit out of me.
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>>257378 "Guy with eyebrows" gives the same, which is what she searched. >>257384 Vine boom >>257402 How Mercy describes her childhood (and current life) always reminds me of my own just on a lesser scale, I didn't spend my earliest years in Vietnam, just a lot of time away from home, so I understand the very core of the frustrations she has.
>beyblade battles for lewd photos on twitter How can my wife be so based?
Stronny is a genius
Can you imagine a Vallure offcollab drunk stream?
Azura looked terrified about using a Ouija board
Can anyone explain why the thick "dot" eyebrows are cute to some people?
Sin summoned again
>>257536 because they just are ok
Im excited to see Stronny play this game, but I wonder how much is going to go over her head for not being american
>>257574 the secret is, that she's always there... watching... waiting...
Holy fuck I'm glad I've never seen anything from this game KEK
ok Stronny speedrunning this
I forgot how crazy this game is
I forgot how great this game is
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Didn't realize those were referral links, really hope I used Shibi's when I ordered...
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How much of a cut do the girls get of the onahole sales? I bought two
>>257956 I assumed the same amount that they usually get from merch.
>>257956 Did you get 3? You get a 3rd one for free if you buy 2.
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>>257963 That's good, with the cost of these they should be getting a nice amount for the month >>257974 I bought one and debated getting a backup. Then it did 50% off if I buy another in 20 min, so I bought a second. 2 @ 1.5 is good enough for me. Especially since they were both Mercyholes
>>257986 That's still a good deal then, understandable.
Are... are we all Jeffery?
>>258083 shut up, NOW
>>258083 Yes. Specifically the Snippets.
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>>256689 you cant be sad right now. i dont allow it.
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>>258119 I resent that I'd never wear a trench coat, and I don't have a giantess fetish! >>258132 The heart of a man is a fickle piece of machinery.
>>258144 You've never imagined Mercy as a giant woman?
>>257986 Why do you need two of the same? Unless you're trying to mimick a Mercy threesome?
>>258083 I just want my little sister to step on me, is that too crazy?
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>>258151 No, I don't like giantess stuff like Jeffery does. At most it'd be "8ft-ish tall venus-figure Amazon mommy" (and that's not that much taller than me, all things considered). There's a massive league of difference between "slightly bigger" and "taller than skyscrapers." Jeffery is characterized as into "taller than skyscrapers" giantesses.
>>258144 >The heart of a man is a fickle piece of machinery. yeah...
>>257986 Nooo! You could have saved 10 dollars more with the NEW30 promo code, senpy! I should have been here earlier, I failed you...
>>258182 >spoiler I have never thought about amazon mommy, but I would love to know what it feels like to be held by a woman larger than me I did some rough napkin math, and statistically there should be a grand total of 25 women in the world that are taller than me...
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>>258248 >what it feels like to be held by a woman larger than me It's usually very reminiscent of your childhood, for obvious reasons. I didn't date her but I did have a bit of a thing with a girl who's 6'3" (I'm 6'1") and a dom, that was very fun. Being enveloped by someone, made to feel warm and safe, is a wonderful feeling. I should stop talking about this, it's making me sad.
>>256636 Have I been over paying for onaholes? I feel like $100 is pretty normal.
>>258577 same honestly
>>258577 a good single hole one is 30-40 usd, those have two holes from my understanding ?
>>258586 So one with 5 holes for $200 is fairly reasonable then?
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>>258157 Onaholes are flimsier than fleshlights. I used to have an onahole but it tore after a year. >>258199 I thought with my dick and just used the 10% coupon they advertised. Shoulda waited
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good morning /vag/ weird vibes today. i'm going to miss azura a lot, brainworms go deeper than that but i dont wanna shit up the thread with em.
>>258577 I have over 15 onaholes. These VAllures ones are the most expensive I have ever got.
>>258626 whore (impressive)
>>258628 I started collecting them as a hobby. It wasn't a great decision, I have roommates so I can't display them and it's not really a topic I can brag about to others.
You guys own multiple onaholes? I honestly feel too embarrassed to buy one, also I dont live alone.
I MISS IMMY
>>258626 Its only worthwhile with the discount they're offering. I remember looking at these vtuber holes earlier expecting the VAllure girls would be getting them, and was disgusted by the prices. These are at least cheap right now. These are also 100% a scam. Its just the same 12 or so models they reuse here and there and just slap them on a new box and pretend its Mercy's hole. But I need a new onahole anyways >>258650 If you want, try getting one of those disposable Tenga Eggs. It says its only a one time use, but I've gotten maybe 3 or 4 out of one.
>>258650 Each of our girls own like 10+ sex toys, why should you feel bad about owning one?
>>258653 I do too. You think she's spending the day with her mom? I hope it's a good day for her.
>>258601 what are the other two ? >>258650 it'll be my second for-male one after a tenga egg, nothing to be embarrassed if you love the girl
>>258650 I'm gonna own 6 new ones soon too. If you're not collecting them, honestly 1 is all you need. Also they are super easy to hide, you can probs just hide them amongst your clothes.
>>258617 Good morning. Don't let it get the best of you anon. Azura will be back soon enough and you'll have gotten through this little rough patch
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>>258650 I don't really care how many sex toys someone has, it just isn't for me. >>258248 In my opinion, it doesn't really matter. Having a taller woman walk up to you, wrap her arms around you, and tilting your head back for a kiss is as hot as a shorter woman pressing her hand onto your chest, pressing you up against a wall, bed, or whatever, and going in for a kiss.
Stronny schedule for next week
i own 6 onaholes, they even have names. Immy, Icey, Mercy, Stronny, Azura, Shibi
>>258719 For Runescape, it may be 99 fletching instead of crafting
1d20 = 19
>>258737 Fletching is far faster and less click-intensive than crafting, so I'd hope so Fletching can be 99'd the same way she did cooking after 35, but the whole way from level 1 if you buy logs. She has enough people willing to donate gp/logs to do it if she doesn't have the gp.
>>258768 >MIlf oh Azu...
1d20 = 9
>>258768 Azu is way cuter than I thought she’d be. She really is baby
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i really really like mercy modiste and want to see her again soon
>>258719 how kind of stronny to stream runescape for me in particular
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>>258768 >havent seen my mother all day (through no fault of my own) >currently listening to milf date RP on mothers day the boulder feels conflicted
>>259001 same brother, same.... surely there was nothing in our upbringing to cause this...
on the extreme off there are any moms lurking the thread i have one thing to say to you: happy mothers day
I love my wife 1d20 = 20
>>259053 THE pinpal :O
My wife is OK, I guess 1d20 = 4
>>259145 I really hate how this is set up. I would love to vote for Mummeh but I know literally nobody else on this ballot, for any question, and they require that you have to answer so I feel really fucking bad going through and rating people I have never heard of before in my life just to help Mummeh.
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>>259006 well i corrected the first issue but it's still notable i bought a vtuber mother's onahole on mother's day. i think we're fucked man
Immy!
>>259197 I do miss those ASMR streams with licking and kisses. It's been a while since she had any kind of warning or strike so maybe it would be fine to try? You get a warning the first time so she could just wait a bit if she gets one
>>259158 Its not just vote for every question. You need to rank every category from 1-6. I'm just not bothering.
>>259216 When did the last one expire? December or november? Maybe try something in members too?
>>259145 >sign in to vote I'm sorry Stronny I can't do it. I hate having accounts and I hate giving them out to random places even more.
>>259197 I understand her numberfagging tendencies make her want to stick to YouTube, but I think the other platforms could be utilized more for audio content
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>>259253 i think quasi-sfw fanslys are a good idea honestly. azura's done a couple, and while you'd miss immy's model i think questionable ASMR or just nsfw yapping is a thing she'd enjoy
>>259223 I think it was back in December. She's done some ASMR content since but the streams have been shorter and more roleplay heavy rather than featuring triggers
>>259253 agreed >>259265 and big agree
Kind of an off the wall suggestion but is possible to stream on twitter. Twitter is basically the only platform she can be in character too.
>>259253 >>259265 I wouldn't mind her doing sfwish streams on fansly >>259268 I don't think she's done any "wet" sounding triggers either when ever she has done them
>>259306 It still has spaces right? I'm not exactly sure if they're moderated differently but with what they can get away with normally on twitter I feel like it could be an option. There is less interaction with chat but you could use a free chat on youtube though.
will tonight be a good night? 1d20 = 19
>>259306 Yes. I saw someone else was streaming on Twitter yesterday
>>259320 It has Spaces but it also has live video streaming with live chatting as well. The audio quality is a lot better than Spaces. You have to have a premium account to stream on twitter though.
>>259340 this unironically made me feel relief...
I don't know why I didn't think that mods could get hit with memberships until now
>>259341 >>259343 You can stream on twitter now? Might be an idea, at least trying it out once wouldn't be too bad. Only hiccup I could see is possibly getting a different audience than the one on youtube.
>>259349 I hope you have a goodnight tonight anon. >>259399 I swear this has happened before.
>>259434 Yeah you can stream on twitter now. Para (Parasi) does multistreams on twitter, twitch, and youtube I believe. I don't know what their policy is with VODs. I think they're kinda like twitch where they last a while then they disappear so an archive channel might still be needed though
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I've had better questions, but this is what we're going with today. >your oshi She's watched a bunch of camping videos and now wants to go camping with (you)! >What time of year do you go? Does she like your seasonal choice? <If spring: Does she get mad when it inevitably rains on the way there? Does she complain about the bugs, or is she one of the lucky ones who they don't bother? <If summer: Does she bring a swimsuit to cool off? Does she try skinny dipping instead? <If autumn: Does she try to spook you with campfire stories? Does it work? <If winter: Do you try to have a snowball fight? Does she cling to you at the fire (whenever you're not doing anything else)? >What kind of food do you bring? Frozen MRE-style? Camp Kitchen? Simple dried food? Does she enjoy it? >What sort of activities do you do? Do you hike? Fish? Harass other campers and animals? Note: "having sex" isn't an activity, it's a given. >How would you deal with wild animals? How does she react? Does she try to t-pose down a bear? Does it work?
Unrelated but I finally found the folder I put the chubby loli sloppa in. These are some that were previously posted. I don't have more chubby sloppa but I have a few others
>>259522 If vods don't archive themselves I don't know if I see it happening. Just to play devils advocate immy already doesn't like to spread her content out to multiple sites, trying to direct viewers to a new channel on youtube on top of trying to get people to see her stream on twitter might cause her to think it isn't worth it. Especially when she already is established on fansly where she could do anything that isn't against tos. All of that isn't me trying to say using twitter more is a bad idea though, I definitely think it should have a place for her anytime she does something incest themed. Which I do really want more of
>>259627 >What time of year do you go? Does she like your seasonal choice? I feel like I either need to choose spring or autumn so we can avoid the brunt of the summer heat wave but I don't think going in the summer is out of the question. I'll go with summer so I can see her get sweaty <If summer: Does she bring a swimsuit to cool off? Does she try skinny dipping instead? I could see immy wearing a cute bikini if we're around a lake. I don't know if I could convenience her to skinny dip though. Maybe if we're really secluded and it's at night I could get her to do it and see how pretty she looks under the moon and stars... >What kind of food do you bring? Frozen MRE-style? Camp Kitchen? Simple dried food? Does she enjoy it? I might bring some mre's for me but I think it would be better to some dried foods too for immy. I've never done it but I have wanted to try cooking in a dutch oven by a campfire so I'd bring something simple to cook in it. I know she'd like the dry foods and as long as whatever came out of the cooking pot didn't turn out terrible she's be sweet enough to eat it. >What sort of activities do you do? Do you hike? Fish? Harass other campers and animals? Hiking and fishing sound fun. I don't know about harassing other campers, hopefully if any are around they would be too far away to even bother. Sex. Sex in the tent. Note: "having sex in a chair" isn't an activity, it's a given. Sex in a sleeping bag together. >How would you deal with wild animals? How does she react? Does she try to t-pose down a bear? Does it work? I'll put her on my shoulders and we'll t-pose the bare into submission together. Is this the question that you said would me gosling? I can see how if it is.
>>259627 >your oshi Immy >What time of year do you go? Does she like your seasonal choice? Fall, I think it would be comfy not too hot not too cold <If autumn: Does she try to spook you with campfire stories? Does it work? She likes spooky stories and podcasts so she'd probably love to talk with me about them. I love listening to spooky podcasts so I'd probably enjoy it. >What kind of food do you bring? Frozen MRE-style? Camp Kitchen? Simple dried food? Does she enjoy it? She doesn't really like MRE style foods so I'd probably bring dried foods that can be prepared easily. Maybe some meats that can be cooked over a fire. She'd probably enjoy it as long as there's not too much vegetables in it. >What sort of activities do you do? Do you hike? Fish? Harass other campers and animals? I think she likes the outdoors so she'd love to go on a nature hike to watch animals and explore. >How would you deal with wild animals? How does she react? Does she try to t-pose down a bear? Does it work? She'd probably freak out if a bear confronted her. We'd have to carry bear mace or a gun for protection if the area has a lot of them roaming.
goodnight Immy I love you goodnight /vag/ love y'all
>>260276 Goodnight brother, love you too. Immy dreams.
>>259627 What are your answers to the questions senpy?
>>260276 Nighty night.
>>260276 gn anon
should i drink coffee?
What are you eating tonight /vag/? Playing anything? >>260651 Are you gonna be up a while? If yes then why not, make it a treat.
>>260651 its kind of late
>>260651 you should drink my cum
>>260651 you mean a six pack of energy drink slop right?
>>258696 >what are the other two? One of the 3 you think it is, it isn't. doll has penetrable: vagina butthole nipples and penis
since im between projects right now and azuras gonna be gone i kinda wanna do another fanfic. idk who or what about yet, i know I never did icey but to be frank i really don’t know where to go with a story about her that would feel authentic
>>260662 I'm drinking water and listening to some tunes.
>>260807 >Water I'm glad you're taking care of yourself brother. >Tunes Whatcha listening too? >>260789 If you wanted to do something simple you could make a short story based off her lore. Or watch a couple of her vods and get a general feel for her.
>>260662 I'm eating chips and drinking baileys because I'm too lazy to make a cocktail I'm not sure what I want to play yet >>260789 I'd definitely watch a few vods before writing something for Icey
>>260662 >idk >Kenshi
>>260895 I like breakfast with her and daily sunbath. >>260938 Sounds like it'll be a nice relaxed night >>261025 Make sure you eat something before you go to sleep
>>261066 I liked a real conversation. I saw the album in my recommended feed and ended up liking it. I'm definitely going to listen to more of this dude's stuff in the future.
Ok we got onaholes now I need dildos of their futa cocks
>>261211 are you the reefling who posted the picture of the sopping wet dragon dildo he was pleasuring himself with
>>258704 What did I miss? I saw the collab, but I saw she was there.
What the heck is this?
What the fuck do you mean I gotta use the affiliate link or she gets nothing.
>>261455 wait the default is that selling your pussy online gets no kickback?
>>261475 Good thing its not actually her pussy, but still this is upsetting. https://intimaly.com/products/feel-seanvr https://intimaly.com/products/feel-mercy-modiste
>>261475 Well shit. I think I ended up using Icey's so I hope she's happy.
>>261455 Please be false alarm and she still gets her cut
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my poor wife, she's gonna beat herself up over this... i wish i could give her a hug and tell her it's alright
>>261504 She doesn't deserve it, its not her fault. I kinda feel bad instinctively posting it here if it ends up being misinfo, I realize in hindsight if it is I don't want her getting in trouble over it.
Holy shit I just watched the vid and heard stronnys reward if she wins that asmr competition thing. Realistically what are her odds because boys we need this
>>261541 She said there are some big names in the running so I'm not sure. It might depend on how many VAllure fans go and vote for her
>>261541 >>261546 I will go vote right now if you give me a good reason
>>261594 sex with your oshi
>>261455 Really dropped the ball not telling us they were affiliate links in the tweet.
>>261594 She said she’d do ripped stockings with nothing covering her pussy but a bandaid
>>261594 Anytime Immy has a vote for something, I'll vote for whatever you want I vote with what most anons /here/ want when it comes to that stuff and I'll keep doing it anyways
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>asmr vtuber awards >all the contestants
>>261618 Vote cast, thank you for your support of my little sister and all the vallure talents Now to be a faggot in the spoiler I just wanted to see if anyone would invoke camaraderie. Not sure why, but things like that are both endearing and cool to me.
>>261541 there's ally in the same group along with other twitch ligs, the whole thing is very twitch yapper oriented
>>261653 If vallure as a whole promotes the competition she could have a pretty good chance
>>261653 The whole thing is very much retarded. Not allowing people to skip is such a dumb decision. I wonder if there is even a single person on this earth that has listened to enough ASMR from every single person in there to be able to actually vote. Also they have a fucking "best mod" category. I hate the language, but bruh
>>261629 I believe they're all on Twitch. I think these sorts of things are Twitch favored when it comes to nominations.
>>261661 they also have a male category I tried to open a few vods just to not vote randomly and it's 50% women on twitch yapping with a non asmr voice >>261655 maybe, depends if the competition also care to ask their community to vote
nini everyposter!
>>261708 goodnight!
They posted a sneak peek of Gen 2's streaming layouts https://x.com/VAllureOfficial/status/1921843777779458052
>>261743 >>261740 Holy Rosvo it's a bee
>>261743 Guns, Brands, Metals, Bows, Tails, Cuffs. I guess that means Bows is gonna be some kind of Honey bee maid, or just a maid with a honey theme.
>>261754 I don't see that many bee vtubers so that's exciting
it's gotta be demon maid and bee loli, as per Sonic Heroes
>>261767 It would have been more sexo if she was one of the lolis
>>261743 Tails looks more native-looking?
>>261743 who's on the far right?
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>>261793 Cuffs
>>261802 does that mean the one to her left is Pillar?
>>259438 >>259399 It has happened many times before. Have you not noticed VAllure friends that are moderators receive gifted memberships? All you need is to have the toggle for gifted memberships turned on.
>>261802 I hope cuffs snippet will be happy one day.
>>261813 Who da hell is pillar
>>261743 Honey B. Lovely is gonna be real?
>>261455 mine already shipped... if they get nothing without the link I'll be pissed, nobody is buying these for any reason other than a picture of their oshi on the box
>>261754 I wonder if Bows is gonna be a queen (bee) but also subservient to the viewer (maid)?
Is twitter racist? Just because I like vtubers, doesn't mean that I like kpop. STOP SHOWING ME THOSE GOOK FAGGOTS REEEEE
>>262040 Its because the people you follow are into it, so it gets pushed to you too
>>262044 That is actually interesting. I only follow Immy and her nsfw alt. I only like her posts. Not even reposts, just her posts. But I also don't remember her talking about liking kpop
>>262057 I wanna say she's talked before about "K-pop Tumblr". I'm sure she likes looking at pictures of pretty Korean boys at least
>>262071 I wonder how much the world would go to shit if suddenly all likes on twitter became visible again
>>262109 People would deactivate their account
>>262109 I liked that we had an anon stalking her Twitter activity with a bot. Wonder if that guy is still around
>>262134 That's me lol
shibi is awake
>>261455 This better not be true. Immy hasn't posted about her onahole yet, so if she doesn't get a single cent of the $100 I spent I'm going to be pissed. She worked her ass off on that art and deserves some good money.
>>262145 Love to see it
Immy! https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1921927254482833849 She's having a day it looks like
>>262034 this was nice to wake up to
>>262163 This is what I was thinking too. She made really nice promo art for all the girls if she doesn’t get anything because people didn’t click a certain link that’s bullshit
>>262171 What is she wearing to not notice it’s inside out?
>>262171 I did that with a shirt the other day and only noticed after the first meeting. At least I work from home and our cameras suck so I don't think anyone noticed. Still embarrassing.
>>262187 I was thinking probably sweat pants or something. I'm not sure how much difference wearing them inside-out even makes
Miwa's 8 day anniversary donothon has started if anyone's bored.
>>261455 that's so silly, black merch company
so if nobody clicks the links, or they use affiliate link blocker plugins vallure doesn't get any cut at all of their own merch? seems like a scam
And Shibi is sick
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oh so i gave some garbage company my money for a generic onahole without a cent of it going to azura. thats awesome. really helped my mood.
>>262280 I know a lot of people bitched and moaned that they wanted onaholes (me included), but not like this... I really don't want to shit on the girls' effort, but this is such a lose-lose situation
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>>262283 im debating if i charge back, cuz that 100 dollars could go to another bill and a tenga to fill the void. either way this has really soured the start of an already tough 2 weeks
>>262280 maybe you can refund it and order a second time, or contact their customer support?
>>262280 I feel the same but for Immy. I hope VAllure compensated Immy for her art at least. She spent so much time and energy on it.
>>262280 i have to check the return policy i might just send it back right away and try reordering with the link but idk i got caught up in the moment of the reveal
>>262291 I would. I didn't see any confirmations, but it seems like the girls get 0 profit if you don't use their link. So the negatives are: 1. The girls don't get the 0$ from your purchase 2. A scam company doesn't want to work with them anymore (actually a positive in my mind) I won't pry, but I hope things start to look up for you. Hang in there
>>262296 >Order Cancellations: Upon the placement of an order, it immediately enters our intricate production pipeline, rendering it non-cancellable. This immediate commencement of the crafting process ensures that your custom product is delivered within the stipulated timeframe while adhering to our stringent quality standards. no cancellations after ordering it seems
All this mess also means that anybody who used the -35% off code to bring the price down also prevented their oshi from getting a cut.
>>262305 >no refunds Hallmark of a trustworthy company
>>262305 Oh ffs wtf do they mean "Custom" my shib hole gonna somehow be different from anyone elses? >Non-Refundable Policy: Given the personalized nature of our products, we maintain a general policy of non-refundability. Each item is uniquely crafted to align with your specific preferences and cannot be resold once produced. This policy underscores our commitment to providing bespoke, high-quality products tailored to individual specifications.
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>>262305 >no refunds lmao well there's 109 dollars gone. >>262304 i'll be fine. i'm really more upset that this collab was so anticipated and my money is going to tai wong-shao, colonel of the PLA, working a uyghur to death for my "azura" onahole.
Welp this has been an all around disappointing experience.
>>262317 word on the street is that they have a team of scientists genetically cloning a shibi homunculus pocket pussy in a vat custom tailored to each individual buyer's tastes
>>262319 did you go to the website directly, or did you click on somebody elses link?
>>262319 >tai wong-shao, colonel of the PLA, working a uyghur to death best I can do is a (You) brother, that got a good giggle out of me
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>>262330 direct to website. these dropped while i was at work and i saw the link here and found azura's.
What a load of horseshit. The first time I get Immy merch and she doesn't see a single cent. If the affiliate link was required for them to see any money from this they should've made sure everyone posted their links at the same time and made it clear that we had to use them. Immy had been working on the art for a while, so there's no way they didn't have the time to figure out how this all worked.
Wow you don't even have to do much searching to find proof its all just drop shipping... fuck man....
>>262330 nta but I clicked on the first link that Stronny posted I think. If anyone got compensated it was probably her but I'm not even sure because from there I searched for Immy's
>>262342 She probably did get credit, and that's why she was talking about how sales were through the roof. She posted first, so everyone buying went through her link even though they bought different holes. Might make the situation somewhat salvageable? Maybe?
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>>262345 not now shibi, im dooming...
>>262345 this is a HELL of a silver lining to this situation
>>262337 >doesn't see a single cent i'm pretty sure vallure would get some form of baseline cut for all sales, and i'm guessing there is an additional cut for affiliate links given to whoever's link is applied, affiliate links don't really make sense if it's your own product that you are selling though, so definitely a bit of an oversight and perhaps something imposed on them by the seller themselves because it does give them the advantage of not having to give them a cut of users wind up on the website through means other than the link
>>262345 why did she censor those spots on her tummy? distinguishing tattoos?
>>262355 one above the belly button is her surgery scar
>>262357 oh i see
>>262345 she's so fucking hot
Wait, so the ona company is just some drop shipping business and the girls don't get a cut unless its from the affiliate link? Am I reading this correctly cause if so I'm pissed.
>>262345 I am weak to brown woman boobs
>>262365 Pretty much, they're sellin ona cleaning kits at "50% discount so only $50" for some shit you can get for 20 bucks
>>262350 I hope so. I just want to support Immy, man.
>>262372 keep in mind i'm also talking out of my ass, maybe we'll wait for more details from stronny
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>>262374 >this has all been a prank >that other poster is correct and every buyer will recieve a cloned oshi onahomonculus BRAVO
If it's true this is bullshit man. I hope VAllure pools all the money from all the affiliate links together and just gives all the girls their share based on sales or something. No one knew about the links until like half a day later it's not fair
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>>262345 I love shibi. I know she's not doing it on purpose but the pose of her hand made me instantly think of this.
ok so now even adblockers prevent the girl from getting a share ? they have the sales count for each product, they have the data, if they prevent the girls from getting their fair share because buyers didn't jump through 10 undisclosed hoops: they are scammers, it's like honey but without a third party the website was shady right from the get go from the 10 different dark patterns and not indexing the new products properly part of me was thinking the girl sniped the release too early and they didn't have time to update the visuals and update the catalog
>>262382 maybe not ad blockers necessarily, but i know some extensions can potentially fuck with affiliate links
I'ma stop dooming about this hole situation, god forbid the girls get misprinted or WRONG copies of their own sent to them maybe Stronny will talk on it to clear things up later but for now have some Shibi sloppa
So, it's a fatwa against Intimaly then?
>>262291 I emailed them requesting an order cancelation so I could do it again using Shibi's code, but haven't heard back yet. I hope we get some clarification one way or another on these.
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>>262403 let me know if you get any luck
>>262396 now make a valley girl west coast bimbo shib
>>262398 don't jump the gun publicly on them too fast, it might put the girls in trouble
>>262403 This is what i got back from my email to them BEFORE they put the charge as a hold on my card
>>262424 >sorry no refunds, but here is a way for you to give us more money >:)
>>262408 Like legally blonde valley girl look? or you got an outfit in mind?
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>>262388 I don't have extensions running on their domain excepted adblocker, hopefully my user.js didn't break it either >>262424 typical dropship MLM behavior
>>262424 Considering we know these are just drop shipped we know that's bullshit. Seriously, what was Mane-san thinking working with this company?
>>262437 i doubt it, i was thinking of things like honey that just swap out all affiliate links with their own
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>>262438 to play devil's advocate (you know my honest opinions already), they could have been the only ones willing to work with vtubers that had loli models. whatever company did melody's probably wouldn't touch loli content with a ten foot pole
>>262444 when the idea was first brought up i thought they were going with mrlsexdoll or something, since they didn't seem to have limits
>>262451 I think the big problem with companies like mrlsexdoll is language barrier. Those are usually 100% chinese with one guy who speaks super broken english, hard to do direct business with them. Not saying that knowing anything specific about mrlsexdoll, just having ordered things from other similar sex doll companies beforehand.
>>262451 i see what you mean, they have an interesting selection...
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>>262462 what the fuck
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>>262451 IDK about their stance on loli but they do sell some wild stuff. I've bought from them before and the quality has been good. If it is what >>262444 is saying, there are Japanese companies that sell loli onaholes that would have probably been fine with it. I'd like to think they did their research but we're people really so desperate for onaholes they would go with whoever would agree to it?
>>262462 I told ya they're open to alot, and they even have a build your own.
>>262473 I think it does come down to the site they chose is used by a lot of OF's creators so they have alot of customers issue being that girls tend to care about us more then an OF's creator does.
>>262462 Or the one I mentioned here >>258601
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>>262473 not to get geyopolitikahl as our cuttlefish says but japan-US tariffs are still nuts right now. i've seen hololive merch being nearly doubled in price because of it. i think this was all done out of convenience, not out of malice
ok resident artist anon, get on drawing that immy centaur for us, stronny will need it for the 2.0 onaholes
>>262489 2.0naholes
>>262462 There's not a reaction image out there that properly conveys what I'm feeling right now.
>>262462 ill tidings be upon ye for cursing this bread thusly
>>262462 WOULD
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>>262520 since interjector is asleep i need you to face the wall for me rq
>>262380 I didnt even use an affiliate link because I didn't realize it was an affiliate link. I just went to the website direct. If I don't hear back from customer support I'm doing a chargeback and giving 100% of the money to my wife directly
>>262542 Oh, and also, the affiliate link disappeared off you change pages. So anyone who manually typed in feel-oshi-here would have gone with 0 affiliate link at all.
>>262542 I'm gonna wait and see if Stronny or the main VAllure account says something but otherwise, same.
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before you try reposting that, the reason spoilers break is because it is multi-line, you'll have to spoiler every single line if you want it to work
>>262557 Please stop posting Mercy's cute face. Everytime you attach her to your post I always read it in her voice perfectly. She's taking over my mind.
okay I'm under three layers of rhubarb sorry did a quick search and found something on intimaly: credits to the reddit dude making a video about it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CreatorsAdvice/comments/1d87yyf/comment/lm8k1rw/ tl;drw: - factory / bulk seller is https://cnbluerabbit.com/masturbators-for-men/pocket-pussy/ - at best it's 5$ off the shelves toy or recycled toy from another creator - the customized ones have a 500 MOQ and likely won't be hit unless you're a big BIG one - claim to be from 2017 but domain and all activity starts from march 2024 the guy even made a trello for dupes : https://trello.com/b/jFnZCgFs/intimaly-index-yellow-found-elsewhere also apparently https://bringbackhappiness.com/ and intimaly are pretty much the same business, the former stopped activity in march 2024 after getting called out https://imgur.com/a/CWwBQm9 another guy found the same toy on shein https://imgur.com/a/tVbET8Q the only thing that would redeem them at this point is the delivered product being different (and better) from advertised >>262557 thank you mercyposter
>>262529 Wait put the gun down it was a joke!
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i will now slumber and reflect on my lack of azura milk supply. goodnight/morning /vag/
>>262665 gn bro
>>262565 Downloaded the video and uploaded it if people don't want to click on a random google drive link in a reddit comment: https://files.catbox.moe/0v9av1.webm I also archived Immy's site on the wayback machine and locally, just to be safe
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>>262685 She really is the most beautiful girl in the world
>>262672 thanks!
>>262685 I'm imagining how soft she'd feel cuddled up against me in those PJs.
>>262462 >Human + Horse = Centaur >Centaur + Human = Humantaur showed in your picture >Centaur + Horse = Horsetaur, or a six legged horse >Horsetaur + Human = Centaur with 8 limbs >Centaur with x amount of limbs + horse + human = Centaur with x+2 amount of limbs >Centaur with 1000 limbs + Horse = Millihorseipede >Centaur with 1000 limbs + Human = Millimanipede
>>262565 Hope you guys email this to management or at least let Stronny know. It does suck cause they seem so excited for this.
>>262685 fuck shes so cute...
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>>262462 Who buys this...
>>262672 >>262728 >>262565 Not to Stronny. Send this directly to management. DM them on discord or email the website.
>>262728 That video is literally the third Google search result when you search for this company. So the options are that they did literally zero research on them or knowingly worked with a scam company. It's a bad look either way.
>>262749 Desperation is a bitch. From what we know, this is the only place that was willing to work with VAllure in the west with the loli aspect after multiple rejections.
>>262759 this is my bet
>>262749 Its second on my side. I don't care much about dropshipped knockoffs, I own tons because I'm a cheap bastard. I was just hoping the reason it was expensive was because the girls were gonna make money out of it too. Not this bullshit.
Good morning /vag/ Will today be a good day? 1d20 = 20 >>262749 I could see them not doing much research because Itsi, a friend of VAllure, has a hole with Intimaly and it was more than likely a recommendation from her.
>>262782 I'm trusting your dice >>262741 Do you think they'll make a statement?
>>262759 If that was the case then, they should have just not bothered. I don't think anyone was demanding onaholes right now. Plus I don't even think that's the case, just searching up some other vtuber pocket pussies and they're being sold on sites with loli esque products that seem more loli than either Immy or Icey.
>>262728 >>262741 if someone do it, post here so they don't get spammed, I can't get into writing the email atm
>>262565 >>262672 >that video WARNING BRAINWORMS AHEAD DO NOT CLICK The idea that any of our girls might have actually sent or even been asked to send photos to that shitstain at the end just for him to match it up with an off the shelf dropshipped onahole is making my blood boil.
>>262821 I'd have to assume that the girls just went online and found existing pictures that looked close and sent those. I can't even imagine legally what that would look like if the company asked them to send those types of photos to a third party.
>>262821 since the colors more match the model then the person i'm just gonna assume it's based on that instead like azura's is no where near dark enough
>>262835 >>262821 That and Shibi's is straight up white.
Well this sucks. I don't know who to blame here. The company is obviously a drop shipping scam but management SHOULD'VE done their research before working with them. I'd rather we have to wait longer for proper molds from a different business then this over priced dropping shipping shit that just slapped a picture of the girls on it and called it a day.
>>262821 As far as I know, it was an optional thing if they wanted a custom hole and they didn't have to send anything in. I really hope they didn't pay anything extra for the "custom" service.
>>262821 I guarantee you this didn't happen. Mercy's hole is a 1:1 copy of a male VTuber's onahole.
I can't stop thinking about how cute my pookie is
>>262887 Well yeah, Mercio's.
>>262821 I don't believe any of the girls actually sent pictures in
Wait you guys are telling me these aren't an accurate replication of them? I was going to buy and cum all over shibby's and send a video of it to her now my plan is ruined. Just a racist white boy trying to get some chocolate love the world is so cruel.
Shibi is retweeting shit looks like she is stopping every 2-3hrs to stretch.
>>262888 She's the cutest! And the sexiest.
>>262859 I'm not up in arms, I won't bitch anywhere but here, but I would be a good 80% less upset if the girls were actually getting money. Shitty product is shitty, that is the world small corpo fans live in. As much as the girls want to give the world to us, money is still a thing. I am fine with that, it is more of a symbolic thing. But, all of that falls to the wayside when it is an exploitative business model that robs the girls time, effort and hard work for that shitty product with nothing in return. That is the part that irks me.
>>262859 i'm just gonna keep it here and blame management and the company involved. one google search would have avoided all of this.
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Good afternoon I love my wife >>260041 >would me gosling Heh It's one of the Gosling ones, but not my magnum opus for it, that comes on Friday. >>260295 >Winter, all the snowball fights, all the cuddles, all the sleeping bag sex >I know how to cook most any dutch oven recipe (thanks Boy Scouts), so that would impress her and be more fun than frozen, and she'd maybe enjoy it if I don't fuck up, otherwise I'll bring a loaf of bread and cheese slices with one of those camping sandwich makers >I'd bring a 2-person sled to enjoy the winter >I don't leave home without a gun so I'd at least have a .357 revolver on me for bigger animals, but Mercy would 100% be afraid of any animals that might come out so we'd do a lot of "pretend we aren't here" >>261894 One must imagine Sisyphus happy. >>262529 see 2nd pic
>>262912 I also beg that it stays there -- please, people, don't send this stuff to the girls directly. Even, or especially, Stronny. Commiserate with them about the profit sharing if that is actually a thing, but if you start going in on the company in maros or chat they're going to feel really bad and not be able to do anything about it. If you want to say something, say it to management, they're the ones who fucked up.
>>262908 I'm in the same boat. I'm fine with getting screwed over, you live and learn. But Immy worked hard on the art and I hate to think it's being wasted on some bullshit like this.
Has the box art actually been posted to twitter anywhere?
>>262731 if that was immy's face on there you wouldn't buy it?
>>262961 Not Twitter but full resolution is up here >>255544 >>255545
>>262821 assuming this is a chinese company: most likely a payed actor, lots of chinese companies tend to hire westerners to shill their stuff for them to make it seem more legit, fun fact: there is actually an entire industry in china for western people to just sit in their business meetings to make it seem more official
>>262998 >there is actually an entire industry in china for western people to just sit in their business meetings to make it seem more official how do i get this job?
>>262993 Man I love that Immy used that tiny orange bikini from the photos for hers, it's so sexy.
>>263000 I would assume you need to know chinese as a prerequisite.
>>263006 wrong, they will coach you if you need to say anything at all, but also you have to be in china and the chances of anybody being in china and not being something like an english teacher and knowing a little bit of chinese are a bit slim
>>262993 >>262961 source is intimaly website I think, they serve the full res artwork on each product
Did something change with Stronny's schedule ? i thought today was handcam?
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>>263000 Do you speak Chinese? Read Simplified Mandarin? Willing to profess your undying ideological support for the Chinese Communist Party and Chairman Xi Jinping? Willing to renounce any political support for America as an institution? Willing to lose your job in 6 months to a year because they found a different westerner willing to do your job for 20 cents less (or is more ideologically loyal)? Trust me, you don't want to work with any Chinese companies, or Chinese business practices. All the stereotypes are true. There's an old greentext that floated around about a guy who learned Mandarin and said it was awful. I've unfortunately had to deal with Chinese businesses in my own life, and the greentext anecdote rings true. If you want a do nothing job, join the USPS and wait 10-15 years. Their union makes it so they can only fire you if you're the most junior (recently hired) employee. This is why your mail packages take forever btw, the USPS is incredibly top-heavy and most of them do next to nothing.
>>263022 >spoiler You mean the retailer for steel with his picture of an owl zooming in more by every post with the filenames spelling "FUCKING CHINESE FILTH"
>>263022 >spoiler This one, I think. Good read. I also have friends who went to work in China after graduating and they corroborated much the same thing.
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>>263031 >>263035 Yea that one My experience was in Honda clone motor manufacturers (they're not affiliated with Honda, it's blatant IP theft but the US government lets them sell here for some reason) because Chinese shitbox dirtbikes are cheap and everywhere (family business does mechanic work) and 2 of the "same product" don't interface depending on factory of origin, so it's not a 1-to-1 of that guy's story but it's incredibly similar with the weaseling and scamming.
I just hope my wife is okay. She's been liking posts on twitter all night. I doubt she even slept properly. Since she planned handcam for today but opted for the prerecorded ASMR, I think she's shattered.... Can't I just materialise in front of her and comfort and cuddle her to sleep?
Same...
>>263012 >in a business meeting as the random foreign guy™ >you're listening to the old guys in the room talk about an important deal >you nod along like you understand what's going on >you occasionally jot down random notes that are complete nonsense >your boss gestures over to you and looks at you >that's the signal he told you about, it's your time to shine >entire table looks to you for your thoughts >you sit up straight and adjust your tie, looking at everyone in the room >the men from the other company look at you, the feeling of their anticipation is palpable >you feel your bosses eyes, and you full well know the repercussions if you screw this up >you look down at the paperwork and pretend to read over the documents >you're really thinking of what you're going to eat for lunch >you finally put down the paper and look back up at the table >the moment your mouth opens, everyone stiffens up and you know you have their full undivided attention >"bing chilling" >the deal goes through >all in a days work
>>263049 wtf likes are visible again?
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I'm sorry my shitty greentext killed the thread I'm feeling mildly concerned and will now find something to distract myself
>>263132 no >>263135 don't get brainworms, everyone's sleepy after mummeh asmr
>>262979 Maybe I see what you mean
>>263035 We literally have massive protests in a neighboring country because the chinese contractors decided to use styrofoam mixed with cement to decrease costs when making a train station, ignored all health and safety regulations (like, all of them), told the inspectors to fuck off or claimed ignorance when confronted about subpar or dangerous work. Surprise, surprise, the train station collapsed, killing 16 people. The protests are mostly due to corruption, but the chinese "work" on that train station and the higher ups defending the honor of the big, powerful ally instead of protecting their citizens is what started it
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>>263145 Normally I'd feel regret at ending a life, but this one is a mercy killing, you sick freak. Pun intended.
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>>263145 we're gonna have to put you down bud
>>263145 the fat tits that don't sell the idea very well
Do you actually want to see immy as that centaur thing
>>263170 immy hands made this post
>>263174 Giwiwi
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Now that we know gen 2 is confirmed for July 1, when do you think we'll see their twitters? 2 weeks before debut?
Here's a distraction, Shibitaur!
>>263223 >No Shibi horsecock. You hate me.
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I recant my complaints about the site's captcha issues. Got a 3-day on /vt/ for providing receipts to a claim made. Wasn't even "off-topic," the jannies are just the same as they were. Good riddance to that shithole. >>263223 Do a futa one
>>263065 sorry stronzo i was in a meeting i kek'd, good meme
Guerilla week for Mercy but she's streaming tonight https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1922011046522282439
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>>263266 my dice foretold this i shall enjoy spending this evening with my beloved wife
>>263231 >>263232 here it took a min to get a gen with everything in view
>>263232 It brings me great joy seeing /vt/ reach new lows everyday.
Anyone baking? I can try from here but my internet sucks
>>263145 da vinci didn't know what true perfection actually looked like
>>263316 man, how did we get here
>>263319 i woke up from bed and opened my computer
>>263299 Thank you very much.
>>262345 God I love her but I’m dooming hard catching up on the thread so… The company is shady… And they got to see what’s behind that bunny? Has a copy of shibis been found? I’m losing my mind thinking about how some guy might have seen my wife’s pussy like that. It’s so stupid but it feels NTR’y I’m not trying to thread shit or anything but it makes me feel sick and I just need to get this out. Sorry it’s been a bad couple weeks I love you guys. Fuck…
Baked >>263341 >>263341 >>263341 Love y'all now I need to get home
>>263299 nice cock
>>263353 thanks!
>>263347 Like an anon earlier said, I just think of it like I would a gynecologist seeing her bits. Impersonal. And that's if they even sent pictures at all, which at this point isn't looking likely.
>>263347 everything has felt fucked for weeks now for me idk i'm trying to stay strong but this shit is just adding up, trying not to vent brain worms, but kinda waiting for a thread about to die in order to do so when it's this pent up
>>263353 Thank you brotherbaker
guess i get these last four posts all to myself
>>263452 Looks good Anon
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>>263472 cheater...


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