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There is nothing cooler than buying a hamster and sticking it up your ass. To do this, you will need the following tools:
— one bottle of K-Way (warming lubricant);
— one roll of tape;
— one small or medium-sized hamster;
— one bottle of Detol (an alcohol-based disinfectant).
The first step is to buy the hamster itself. Try to choose the most energetic one, you will understand the meaning of this later. When you bring the hamster home, trim its claws.
Then pour Detol into a basin of water to kill all the bacteria on the animal's fur and skin. Try not to let the solution get on the hamster's face, you don't want to kill it ahead of time! Carefully wipe the face with a cotton swab with alcohol. Wash and dry the animal, then apply a thick layer of lubricant to its entire body.
Before proceeding to the next steps, make sure you have the tape on hand. Put the scissors nearby and unwind the end of the tape a little, because you will have to do the rest of the work with it with one hand.
Now take the hamster and carefully insert it into your anus with its muzzle outward. This way, it will not choke too early. With your free hand, spread the entrance to the anus and help push the hamster inside. As soon as the hamster is completely inside you, put your index finger on the hamster's forehead and push it a little deeper.
Now, with your free hand, quickly seal your butt with tape. As soon as you seal the anus, try to wrap the tape around your waist crosswise and again between your legs, this way it will hold better.
Now the fun begins. The hamster begins to fight for its life, wriggle and slide inside you, but since the exit from the cage called your ass is sealed with tape, it naturally cannot get out. Its movements in the rectum will bring you so much pleasure that in the few minutes while it is alive, you will be able to cum at least twice! Usually, hamsters remain alive for five to seven minutes and, combined with a warming lubricant, these minutes seem simply indescribable!
If you stop feeling movement inside, then the hamster is finished. Peel off the tape, pull the dead animal out of your ass, wrap it in a plastic bag and throw it in the trash.