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/tardwife/ /lemon/ Kaneko Lumi Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:18:56 Id: 2948ec No. 38759
Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN) https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi Lumi Twitch Archive: https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt https://gofile.io/d/votdVz https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg I'm not really sure what to say here other than she is Lumi. She loves strategy games (because her chat does and she likes the challenge), she likes FPS because she is okay at them and enjoys trying to figure it out, she can sing like an actual angel, and of course, she is retarded. She is the most curious person I know, she's nice deep down, she has big tits that look like they need veterinary assistance, and her cute little sister model makes us smile. Acceptable nicknames for her include lemon woman, tardwife, bitch, retard, and of course, the trade marked litte retard. We had a general on the old website. I just didn't feel like her wiki had anything to do with anything. Regardless, please do feel free to fix this. It has been a day.
oh and of course, she loves her chat in a genuine way I can't properly articulate
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Isle of Lumi
>>38775 She loves sunbrocean in a way that's genuinely different from chat.
I remember 2023 lumi. it was really funny. she was still so stupid but she was still in school and understood why. I love how she NEEDS to yap to chat before she does anything. I love how she autistically talks to chat during collabs. I love how she needs a hug. >>38889 watch this be lumi >>38973 I know friend
I love how she can spot her chatters without them having to be obvious. I love how essy it is to make her not afraid
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Bake /hotwife/
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>>41192 someone needs to make the full version of this
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cheeks full of cum
I like when she acts bratty not a fan of lolumi
>>42919 That means your just a pedo anon
lumi needs a shock collar for things like that fourth mission in tempest rising. chat would ruin it and make it a sex thing tho. if there was a way to just slap her when she is being hysterical, that would be enough
>>43085 Sunbrocean loves shock collars, Lumi would wear one if he asked
glad to see this back. i did consider baking this when we initially migrated here, but posting was still slow on the main threads. how was the twitch stream yesterday?
Also, we can post nsfw stuff as long as you spoiler them, so post the good stuff you have.
Did you gumis really want to make a split thread or is this some kind of gay op by a /pcg/sister?
>>45150 It's another anti thread, like /shon/
>>42919 >not a fan of lolumi You're insane
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>>45150 we love lumi and like having a safe place to have our gosling moments amongst other things without faggots like this guy >>45403 shitting everything up. there are a few "gumis" like that queer who will make their way over here eventually. this is our bunker. possibly also our summoning ring. most importantly, we love lumi
>>44300 she is getting so much better. it is crazy to see. she is still afraid of the unknown tho and spent half the stream blaming chat for her inability to stop attacking everything except the one objective she needed to kill
>>42123 thanks anon. I know this is gay but I cried a little when she sang that. I dont understand why
Splitniggers reeeeeeeee
this ended up a good place to talk.
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I miss her
lumi's zatsu got me thinking today. I forgot how unrestrained lumi used to be back when she wasnt worried about sharing her opinions. sure they were often stupid, but it was a simpler time. I wish manic lumi, and all of the other missing pieces, could come out to play
>>53530 Shes lost a lot of her charm honestly, shes far too worried about being "canceled" and is becoming dull as a result.
>>53548 it's a different vibe. for a different chat. that faggot the other day, sending in tts to spell out the joke. Or when she tried to play hoi and commie schizo started concern fagging. I miss a more mature reliable in their autism that said, I dont think she lost any of her charm. we are seeing different pieces of the puzzle. most of which are far more interesting. it is more interesting to be invited in than it is to yell slogans through a window.
a thought occurs. lumi said she "started" the helicopter joke. was that cope or is she significantly smarter than any of us thought? the retardation is obviously in niche areas and demonstrably fixable. but if she planned that out and kept a straight face the whole time..
>>55050 please let me know if you find it.
Her school bully stream made me feel things. How do I make this go away?
>>57692 do you mean that phase academy one where she did the whole nerd bully thing
>>57692 >How do I make this go away? Pay attention to how different she is when she reads sunbrocean's comments compared to anybody else's.
>>67399 settle down schizo. it's not like you are going anywhere. just hang out here instead of enjoying chat. you probably started fucking around because you thought you would get an immediate ban
I feel like this place ought to get more use. or at least set up a discord or something for complex stuff. this place is so open
>>55050 No I remember this, wasn't it something about religion? idk So many odd moments lost
so Lemon is in Japan with the girls?
>>53653 My hotwives
>>129356 she's pissed she has to learn to dance despite being white
>>130932 part of her is probably happy to get the practice being sexy. she gorgeous but a little special. she needs to hurry up and get married. she will love it and there are a few gumis that she loves who may need to be set free
new lumi enjoyer here, only been watching her for a week or so but i literallly watch her vods for like 14-18 hours every day im in love. Is Lumi going to be around for a while? I am new to vtubers in general and don't really understand the whole corporate contract thing, or what Lumi's plans are. Is there somewhere besides her official channels where her streams are archived where I can see all of her total war gameplay or anything else? Is she single?
>>131382 Yes, Lumi is going to be around for a while. She's been doing this for 4 years, and now she's been living her best life. She often jokes about graduation but she doesn't seriously think of that, it's just a bit of imagination, kinda like planning a wedding. Normally they renew their contracts each years but I think some of them are locked on for 2 years cuz 1 year is too short.
>>131382 welcome to the tardwife appreciation club. >new to vtubing in that case I have some questions along with your answers. but you chose probably the best first vtuber. she is the only one I have been able to verify as non-threatening. she cares about her fans and wont make them more autistic to keep them dependent and paying. so feel free to take off your shoes. >only been watching for like a week how'd you hear about her/what was your first vod? she is out of town this week so you sort of picked a good time to do your background/catchup watching. >18 hours, in love, etc. yeah.. happens to the best of us kek. for me it was her 48 hour stream. I watched her for a while but when that ended I felt shell shocked and realized I was in for the long haul >is lumi going to be around for a while yes and no. she has already been around for 4 years and is probably closer to the red line she drew for getting married and making babies than she is to the starting line. that said, we have at least a year or two of business as usual I imagine. abd she will never really leave, just repivot to family. vtubing (management and tard wrangling as much as performing) are the career she was made for. she has the objective educational, social, and personality, and physical requisities to bag someone who can reliably produce enough for her to focus on what she is ggood at, so I dont see her wasting her life in stem. >archives yes, check the OP of this thread, phase alias, or phase connect general. she is one of the two girls with a longstanding archiver. if you are new new I recommend watching the 48 and archive vids with lots of views. 48 was the last super long stream and more views correlates with likelihood of a stream holding strategic lore you may want. >is she single all vtubers present as single. she IS single in fact too. **I am assuming that was a joke. if it wasnt, for your own sake, leave this place and never return. that is NOT a healthy objective in vtubing generally, and is a self-defeating vibe in lumi's case specifically.
>>132903 good to know, yeah i had seen the graduation stuff and was wondering about it. i cant really tell when she is joking or not >>133306 thanks! i had always assumed vtubers were golddigging whores but after watching her she isnt anything like that, been checking out other phase connect girls and ClioAite after someone on /pcg/ reccomended her. Lumi is best though >how'd you hear about her/what was your first vod it was kind of random but recently i had remembered someone posting a vtuber on /twg/ on /vg/ a while ago and i just searched "warhammer 3 vtuber" on youtube and watched her festus campaign because she was having more fun than the other results, after i watched it im pretty sure she was the one they posted there as well but i didnt really take it seriously at the time. i did manage to catch her last stream before the break at least >48 hour stream didnt know about that, probably going to watch it next (maybe not the whole thing though) >yes and no yeah it seems like 5+ is a lot in this line of work. glad to know it sounds like she isnt going away though, and she seems like she would make a good happy family :3 >archives i had looked at the archives after i made that post... glad that's there though very helpful and yes i was joking about the single thing, unfortunately
why is the homeland spazzing out about lumi? was there a collab I missed?
>>140000 because theyre cucks. filian roped her into another one of those game show things. team vtuber got crushed. lumi made light of it. rampant cuckposting ensured. the only silver lining is that if she ever felt like she needed to be mildly insensitive to goslings after becoming concerned with strange behavior from elements of her core chat, then is safe to say the mainland exodites probably reminded everyone what real cringe is.
>>141482 Insensitive to goslings? Not likely with how much she slobbers all over sunbrocean's dick any chance she gets. She was just waiting for the right gosling to come along is all.
>>142191 lI feel like the sunbrocean cuck posting is an attempt to make the only person who might conceivably benefit from this type of redirect seem morally weak and intellectually vacuous. this is so off point simply being retarded cant explain this behavior. And we are on a forum for perhaps the most autistic subject matter known to man
>>144099 The only cucks are the ones who willfully refuse to pay attention to the way she acts.
>>130932 >she's pissed she has to learn to dance despite being white wasn't she pretty athletic, or did she get fat the last 2 years?
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cheeks full of cum
>>144194 it would be one thing if you didnt notice as a general user. but for someone who spends all of their lumi time hyperfixated on this one specific form of threat vector to then go on and misattribute like this.. it is kind of pathetic
>>133306 Wait, is she... getting rounder? Her face I mean. Lumi's face, it's getting... rounder isn't it? I thought it was just me at first but no, no it's definitely getting wider. Has anyone else noticed? Someone is changing her model slightly every day. Pixel by pixel... causing... growth. That's the only logical conclusion at this point. The only thing that makes sense if you really really think about it. Can someone get this message to Sakana? It's Lumi, and her face is getting.... rounder. No. I don't want to jump to conclusions... I might need to double check and cross reference more.
>>144742 does she still does those penalty streams that double as ASMR for pained lumi noises? otherwise if she's unironically sitting the whole time streaming it's easy to get fat thicc. can you handle the lemon sculpted in the architect's vision?
>>134037 >cant tell when she is joking or not you'll pick it up soon enough and then never have any trouble afterwards. she is a one of the most painfully literal people on earth, so once you get her patterns they are easy to log. seriously, if she wasnt so sad all the damned time I'd say we should start recreating whatever brain damage she has to breed an army of easily dominated wives for our population of stem autists. >not the whole thing tho I dont know when it was, I watched her for a long time without ever chatting or caring about the distinction between live or not. but then something clicked and I woudlnt be able to enjoy a 48 hour vod nowadays because I enjoy making fun of her so much it is like 3/4 of the experience. try to avoid getting to the point where chatting gets so fun. it was much more flexible on my schedule when I didnt care. >she will very happily give of herself entirely to her kids. but I worry something bad happened to her. she is going to have to work hard to get over her weirdness about physical interaction. she might be faking it for meta reasons and pulled the curtain over me entirely, but if I do know her at all, that aversion is probably the biggest threat to her happiness. I hope I am wrong about what caused the lines to cross. >archives I wish the archives were organized more intelligably. I dont know how exactly but some sort of tagging would be nice. still tho, very glad they are there. few others have that. >was joking, unfortunately. wait which was it? if you fall for a vtuber that is very bad. even if you wind up with one who is secretly extremely parasocial and waiting for someone from chat to make the move, they can never admit it, and the chances that any one person is that someomne are very low. if you were joking that is fortunate. for other reasons too. >word to the wise one very last thing, there is this cuckposter who is obsessed with this one specific chatter. you seem like a reasonably smart guy, so I am pretty sure you understand that mentioning user names in general is poor form and cuckposting is pathetic in general. but in this case, they are even more annoying than usual. so even the tiny hidden away part of all of us that enjoys gossip can and should ignore the fags. you're safe, tardwife wont try and parasocially exploit you. dont let the weird ones have any further influence beyond as a flag for potential schizo influencing of chat.
>>144923 > it's easy to get fat thicc. Lumi barely eats, she's not getting fat any time soon, same with Shiina, Dizzy, and others
>>145096 been watching more of her total war warhammer vods, some singing stuff, as well as some collabs with other vtubers and even the stupid family feud thing she did yesterday, really enjoying her content. It is getting to the point where I need to do something else though, I was literally thinking in Lumi's voice when I was playing total war earlier. And the archives are great, after looking into more vtubers it seems like many don't have any kind of archives and its sad but understandable I was joking, truly, but also not really because I have a tendency to get overly attached to fictional characters but its ok because they arent real, and i just see vtubers as fictional characters in this context Thanks for the advice :)
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>>145096 >I enjoy making fun of her so much it is like 3/4 of the experience. it is, but chat's a bit too busy these days. the cost of success. >>146121 >And the archives are great, after looking into more vtubers it seems like many don't have any kind of archives and its sad but understandable check youtube, either a clipper or the vtuber might upload twitch VODs there since twitch deletes them after 30 days iirc. otherwise torrents or private archives which get shared on request. >I have a tendency to get overly attached to fictional characters but its ok because they arent real, and i just see vtubers as fictional characters in this context vtubers are alot more real since there's a real person on the other end, which makes it much easier to fall into the parasocial abyss. the personality etc. isn't fiction. just something to keep in mind.
For me, it's Lolumi.
>>148228 based and same
>>148228 >>149169 Nah, when she's rude its peak
Real gumis all returned to brownchan.
>>146225 I view the busy chat as making it even better. if you want to have an interesting interaction you need to stay on your toes and actually bneed to yourself be interesting enough to compete with the noise. it can be easy to get complacent otherwise. although it makes it easier to get parasocial if you are consistently getting noticed because it means you actually do have a genuine bidirectional synergy that you have both clearly noticed and appreciate, yet are forbiddon fro exlicitly notng and appreciate.
>>149670 We can't all be sunbrocean, whose chats she lasers in on every time no matter how nonsensical they are and who never gets the same sandpaper treatment as the rest of chat. Sunbrocean is the only one who GETS her, she said so herself.
>>146225 Best model from back before she hit the wall.
Lumi wished me a happy birthday last week and it made me really happy. Most of my friends didn’t even remember
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>>149920 She thanked me for subscribing in a very nice tone some time ago, so she's ok. >just be nice to them, its that easy damn I fell for it
>>149920 I said hbd to you in pcg.
>>149670 >although it makes it easier to get parasocial if you are consistently getting noticed because it means you actually do have a genuine bidirectional synergy that you have both clearly noticed and appreciate been there, done that. probably still in some old VODs too. does she still get flustered by the right compliment? a fast-scrolling chat is just exhausting desu, a good shitpost needs to be appreciated and savoured slowly, like wine. >>149808 her old model was PEAK! the derpy look mader her antics so much better.
>>150718 Dagoth Ur is so based
>>150754 trying to figure out why 8chan fucks up the video. the converted ogg seems to work, anything else either mp4 or webm doesn't.
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>>150754 >>150852 ah fuck it for now, someone else can try in the meantime combining the two
>>150852 MP4 normally uses H264 codec, WEBM normally uses VP8 or VP9 codec, and OGG normally uses Theora. Check which codec you're using not only the container
>>150893 tried it all, following the standards (otherwise you get a warning anyway). original webm from 2 years didn't work either, 8chan seens to be a bit anal about it's format, but there isn't any info, the attachment just gets dropped. I assume the difference in stream length fucks it up. you can turn the image into a videostream via ffmpeg, but it will be only 1 second, combined it starts with a black stream till you restart, then the image appears. fun little fact at least mp4 doesn't fuck up the seeking, webm will always be only 1 second based on the shortest stream.
>>150926 maybe ask in the meta thread to ask the jannies and owner if there's something not enabled in the site that would prevent this
>>150982 what ffmpeg command line did you use? or just some online tool?
ffmpeg -loop 1 -i kaneko.jpg -i dargoth_lumi.ogg -pix_fmt yuv420p -shortest kaneko_dargoth.webm
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>>150990 ffs didn't see loop in the docs since I was using the essential release, not the full one. lesson learned (it really did blow up the filesize tho)
>>151066 yes, there is probably some way to keep the size small, like reducing the video bitrate like -b:v 100k but I didn't try further
>>149787 tell me my autistic friend, what do you think made her start paying attention to him? you clearly seem to be stuck thinking outside of the box
>>151097 the original webm is under 1 mb and plays fine besides the seeking issue, but didn't work on 8chan. loop seems to just copy the frame, but the codec should catch that and reduce it on it's own for the sake of compression. strange, but least it works now in some way.
>>151168 well, I haven't seen the original then. Probably it could disassembled and re-assembled.
>>151180 feel free: https://gofile.io/d/U6SihL works fine there too, kek. what doesn't help is that webm is based on mkv which allows linking, so the video behaves differently depending which other files with the same name you have in your folder depending on player.
>>151330 A webm is a mkv container already
Lumi is too sore to move...
Lumi is as tall as Sakana! She's shorter than Pippa! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS4St9dmmjE
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>>159337 look at that chubby lad
>>159337 crane games combined with the lemon's competitive streak, that stream would've been pure gold.
>>159309 I hate women so much
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>>159628 sex with lemons
>>159309 >today I deliberately made the world slightly less beautiful than it was when I woke up >this is partially the result of either my not knowing how to ask for the service I was paying for or my not thinking it would be important to speak japanese in japan >therefore, everything is fine team lumi has more people rooting for her and recieves far more support than she realizes. god damn she doesnt make it easy
Reporting in to announce that I love Lumi. That is all.
>>163524 she's getting judgemental stares...
>>163921 we should really slap a NIED class action together against sakana. we would lose but it would certainly illustrate a point
>>163987 gonna teach the fish a lesson
>>159309 ruined
I claim this general for Elfinbrahs.
>>164815 I don't even know what that means
I think it is slightly rude of lumi not to vague post more in such an obvious location
>>167593 It really is the least she could do.
It's ok I love hags
>>167751 poor lumi thinks anyone ever thought she had a cool and young image. she was an old lady from the day she was born >>167733 right?
>>167751 >kaneko obasan
Lumi doesn't like compliments? Why? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOXP8AczqpY
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>>168683 So I can get free tongue out screen shots at will with one easy trick
>>168683 she loves them. practically lives for them. but anyone who is reasonably good looking and doesnt want to speedrun frying their dopamine system can tell thebdifference between pathetic groveling and an observation someone felt worthy of note
kaneko lumi is a turbo bitch but I like her anyway
>>169403 Stream instead of posting Lumi
>>169403 she isnt even that much of a bitch. the only times she is annoying are when she is sloppy with her vibe check and loses track of the line between playful poking and low effort rage bait. its like the compliments thing. if you vibe with someone, you will enjoy it whenever their unique brand of perceptiveness is customized to you. you dont like it when they just go brain dead and just fill the air with generic bs. I think she just gets lazy sometimes, but I honestly dont get where bitch came from
>>170877 I can only imagine how absolutely putrid the smell must be. o7.
Kaneko Lumi schedule Monday, rest. Tuesday, rest. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Wednesday morning, Clair Obscur, Expedition 33 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcQCY2xRkk
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Wednesday afternoon, Twitch https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Thursday afternoon, Twitch. https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi Friday morning, Blue Prince. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PahvvD1UChk
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Friday afternoon, Twitch. https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi Saturday afternoon, Twitch. https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi Sunday afternoon, Twitch, Strategy Sunday. https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>170877 so this is the power of tardwife... not bad
>>171636 cheers bro. sorry about that one thing. you're alright
>>171636 >>171654 finally, the lemon drought is ending
when did lumi start openly admitting to having nightlights? I'm catching up on the japan vod and she is admitting it like it was common sense. was that old lore or did she fall for a bluff
30 minutes to lemon, will she wake up?
>>169661 >I honestly dont get where bitch came from she's a woman allegedly, it's in their chromosomes.
WE HAVE TARDOFF!
>>174138 >>174174 finally...
>>175748 she got a pet snake? neato
Lumi started one hour ago on Twitch. >sorry im late i was looking for a spider that fell into my pants drawer https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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I really want to bully her today
>>176643 I felt the exact same way it may have been the pent up rage from gumi attachment disorder
Sunbrocean has a snake?
How do you guys feel about the yab?
>>178667 Nothing ever happens
>>178667 She only wants the baby to use as an excuse to get no federal prison time for the insider trading.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Khan Echo Womb Knee… not like this…
https://gofile.io/d/KmamcI 4/30/2025 First oblivion vod deleted due to possible yab. Posting for historical reference.
>>179446 Any timestamps for possible yab?
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I trust her because she isnt a shitty person. she has lied about things before. games crashing right when she obviously wanted to hop off, taking a three day weekend she didnt trust you retards not to cuckpost over, not knowing the our father because she had overcommited to the bit. immature? a little. a problem? no not really. look at the type of people she entertains. she is unironically different from other vtubers because her product is categorically distinct from that of other vtubers. her value wasnt as a subsitute girlfriend or the more scalable model of providing the long term illusion that one day you could get with her so you could keep the chase going without falling into despair. lumi's product was sanctuary. it was for people whose experience opening themselves up previously ended with them no longer able to willing to trust. her being single was relevant not to support your ego, but to show how there were woman out there who just wanted to have innocent, agenda free, fun. the type that teaches kids how to open up their hearts and adults how to be willing to do so again. if you dont get that or you watch other vtubers, maybe dont unspoil the below. if you do then there is a good chance you are okay seeking the general services vtubers provide. in which case you are okay with a relationship where you used (prevented from being forced to find authentic interactions to grow with) and are willing to use them in turn(destroy a vtuners career, despite the product you want not including authenticity). the below will not help you if you ate in that position. **here, we have a strange save on her computer. she then deletes the vod. we have to ask ourselves, which is more likely? that she used the standard operating procedure everyone uses for evidence that's probative value is skewed against them and would only be used against you. is that because she reasonably assumed the local fucks would use it in the manner consistent with the human detritus they are? or is it because lumi is a shitty human being. one who would keep young men tied down to the false belief that they were authenticly interacting with someone that, with every rep is teaching them how to trust again, stop hating women etc. and doing so for the purpose of extracting their cash. knowing that when the gig is up, her escape plan is to rip out their stitches and rub shit in their wounds? deleting the vod in panic after oblivion did something werid are not unlikely given our only alternative. I have reason to believe and fsith in lumi being a good person. that's sufficient for me and ought to be for you.**
>>179909 Can't linebreak between spoiler tags and I agree for the most part
>>179881 Just scrub through a 4 hour VOD.
>>179881 2:07:13 there is another character. Start of the game has continue as a selectable option indicating the game has been played. Shaders preloaded too. Steam family share does not work in the way she believes here.
>>179985 Always separate work and personal devices. You have a job, you can buy a 200 dollar walmart tablet.
>>180001 What?
>>180012 The yab is about possible 2nd person playing it right? The only way to prevent incidents like that is to fully separate computers. Not even a single bill pay, news article, or shitpost on your streaming setup. Just like my gaming only windows 11 machine
>>180039 Sorry I'm tired I thought you were telling me to post from a burner tablet. I got it now.
Is it lumover?
>>180877 Do you care about it?
>>179985 LEMONTONS?
4cucks are directing their rage toward anons posting the yab
A real man would suck the bulls cum out of Lumi's pussy
anyone who doesnt trust, fair enough. I didnt live your life. it isnt something I can judge. dont think that you can go shopping around after this. be consistent. anyone who never trusted and is here to laugh, you are the grestest of fools. some of you are probably antisocial types that just cant be fixed, but most of you arent. it isnt funny it's just sad. this whole thing is like watching reddit atheists shit talking God. hearing you is causing psychic damage but not for the reason you think
>>181600 a real man wouldnt be here if he hadnt run this hypothetical previously, before getting emotionally invested, and returned an acceptable result. only a fool waits until a crisis to conduct their moral and rational stress tests and assessment.
Need AI slop of Lumi getting it on with the owner of the other account.
>>181943 Need an AI slop wontons song remix is what we need.
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QRD ON KANEKO LUMI: >family didn't have TV or vidya, so she spent her entire childhood in the library to pass the time >grows up very rich >traveling all across the world; living in LA and NYC because of her parent’s high paying job >went to University on a full concert pianist scholarship, eventhough she can only play “Twinkle Twinkle” >is getting her Masters degree and soon will start her residency >works 2 full times jobs in fashion >somehow finds the time to stream 6-hours per day 7-days a week because she has so little going on in her life >stole merch money from her old company >quit the company and abandoned her genmates when confronted about it >literally kills her old company that gave her her start >speaks 9 languages fluently, but only ever speaks english and never streams with JP >pays for interviews to try to get ahead >is a 2view, but her chat moves as slow most 1views >brings in the most dono money, but can't even find someone to bid $1 on her cutout at LeafCon >has her mods pick all of her games for her and has them carefully dictate her persona >drops her best friend Yuri from weekly schedule because she is too big time and needs that extra night of numbers instead of slumming it up with a 2view
Kaneko Lumi is now LIVE! Started 15 minutes ago. >BEST DAY EVER I BOUGHT MYSELF A BAGEL https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>182958 I loved Yuri. Now I'm sad.
It's official now, the three new invaders are - Clio Aite - Mari Mari_EN - Eepy Sleepy (Sleepy Project)
>>183403 Lumiconnect? I think not.
>>179446 Official Update for Record Date: May 1, 2025 Subject: Re-upload of 4/30/2025 First Oblivion Stream VOD For the purpose of maintaining an accurate and transparent record, the following update is provided: The video-on-demand (VOD) for the First Oblivion stream, originally broadcast on April 30, 2025, has been re-uploaded with the sensitive section (referred to as the "yab" section) edited out. The streamer addressed the matter, clarifying that the individual referenced is her real-life brother, and she expressed sensitivity regarding the topic. She further noted that the content in question originated from her OneDrive file-sharing activity. A true and accurate record of the re-uploaded VOD will be preserved for future reference, accessible via the provided link if needed. At this time, no further inquiry into this matter is anticipated, and the issue is considered resolved. End of Update
>/tardwife/ oh she's someone's wife alright lmao
>>182958 >works 2 full times jobs in fashion >stole merch money from her old company >quit the company and abandoned her genmates when confronted about it >literally kills her old company that gave her her start source on these?
I think lumi handled this very well and hope she lets today's incidents of tard rage slide. the crisis became an oppurtunity and she handled it admirably.
>>186696 LMAO she did not handle it well at all, nobody would have cared if she hadn't reacted the way she did.
>>182958 >is married
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>>183403 Mari is a good pull, the indies will miss her. Not familiar with Clio besides her being Lumi's friend or something, but that's cool. Really know nothing about the last one kek.
>>186993 Fridge stream made it pretty obvious she doesn't live alone
>>187099 I know Mari Mari underscore EN the least. I just know of her because of her collabs with Pippa in 2023 and afterwards. She was awkward at first but now I think she's pretty fun. Clio Aite has a PhD in history, and was an assistant professor in a university in Australia. She was fired, or budget was cut or something, so she left that job and dedicated to streaming full time starting 2024. She streams a lot, like 12 hours per day, which means dead hours are over, although you have to go to Twitch since she doesn't stream on Youtube, although she does have a channel, and has showed up in chats of various Phase members. As far as I know Clio got close to Lumi because she was playing strategy games, and that's what she specializes in, like Europa Universalis 4, Civilization, and similar. Eepy Sleepy, originally known as Sleepy Project, is a friend of Pippa. They knew each other personally before 2022. They met in person, and collabed in 2022. Sleepy specialized in the game Tarkov, so she tried teaching Pippa the game. After those collabs Sleepy became more well known and became a 3-view. A famous stream was the 2023 April Fool's day stream, in which Sleepy piloted a purple version of Pippa's model. The stream was advertised as "Pippa was fired, meet the new voice actor for Pippa". That was an offcollab in which Sleepy visited Pippa in person. Nowadays Sleepy still plays Tarkov and other first person shooters on Twitch, and she does more variety content on Youtube, like playing Nintendo games, Zelda, Elden Ring, Dark Souls, and others.
>>187846 they can work on the dancing part together. and marimari underscore en will be the most handsome boy to ever hit the idol scene
>>186765 she was wrong about onedrive but she was right the first time about steam family share. this is easily verifiable if you ever did you own research. she was also not lying about her brother. as much as I want to rub your nose in shit, she opted for a certain course of action rather than the one that involves spelling it out for the invalid cuckposters. bystanders like me dont get to undermine that. what I can do is say this. the question before you seems to be one of intelligence, but it is not. yes, accepting one's own ignorance leads to the contentment of simpletons. getting upset by ignorance and rejecting it like everyone else might may be the more intelligent of the two options. but who cares? we have sufficient data to brute force an explanation that accounts for every detail while plausibly solving for what happened. recourse to intelligence bypasses the problem entirely. all that is left to choose from are butt hurt midwits and content simpletons. who is wiser?
>>187207 explain
>>187846 I pictured that in her unhinged puppet show voice
>>188811 Do you think about single woman who weighs around 116 lbs eats that much food? Not even single fatties have that much fresh food in their fridge at any given time.
>>189159 When was the fridge stream? What kind of timeline are we looking at for how long she's been in a relationship? Since before she graduated college?
>>189205 https://youtu.be/nE_H4CMbS4c
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4:18:25 is her fridge
>>189216 So at least for this whole year.
>>189216 Wtf dude, most of these are sauces and drinks and the only actual food is eggs and vegetables. I thought you might've had a point when you mentioned the fridge thing but you are fucking delusional.
>>189309 .t fat
>>189350 it's a very typical American fridge
He sure is a lucky bastard
Kaneko Lumi schedule Monday, rest. Tuesday, rest. Wednesday morning, Clair Obscur, Expedition 33 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PahvvD1UChk
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Wednesday afternoon, Twitch https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi Thursday afternoon, Twitch. https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Friday morning, Blue Prince. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcQCY2xRkk
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Friday afternoon, Twitch. https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Saturday afternoon, Twitch. https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi Sunday afternoon, Twitch, Strategy Sunday. https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>191649 this whole ordeal really made it impossible not to appreciate lumi. it sucks that the place she got so much energy from became infested with people so stunted. but at least she gets to watch things unfold and spot who is who
>>193542 I will not be id'd, since I am mostly on the chans and only occasionally post in chat.


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