I've saved the "It's Jerry" jokes I've seen lately, does anyone have any I've missed?
These are the ones I've got so far.
>An indian and a jew jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first
>Who wins?
>Society
>How do you know when a fat woman stops eating?
>You read about it in the obituary
>I called the rape advice hotline last night
>Turns out it's just for victims
>I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday. The question was, "What is commonly found in a cell?"
>Apparently, black people wasn't the right answer
>My daughter killed a butterfly, I said no more butter for you
>Then she killed a cockroach, I said nice try
>My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
>Why are black people so good at basketball?
>Because they can shoot, steal and run
>A Chinese, a Korean and a Japanese walk into a bar
>The bartender says, "Why the same face?