I just had my finest based retard idea yet.
I want someone like Saba to invade Phase. Not because of content or because I want to watch them or anything. This is purely a calculated move because she has a statistically significant number of unhinged diehard fans that will be a threat to the fishman if he can't meet their expectations, meaning fishman will have to solve the merch order to shipping delay problem and thus I will get my merch quicker.
Then again this is a risky move because they could be TOO unhinged and actually do something terrible IRL, which could threaten the harmony and je ne sais quoi of Phase Connect.
Hmm... Back to the drawing table...