>>574907 /ΜΑΝS/ Commandments. >1. Why not merge with /stars/? Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor. >2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive? It is not of our concern. >3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji? It is not of our concern. >4. Did you guys see the boys numbers? It is not of our concern. >5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying? Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >6. The baiters are insulting your bros! Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji! Thine words do not belong in this temple. >8. You guys should split the thr- Thou shalt not. Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>574910 Amen.

Love and cuddle Axel Syrios >>574910 Amen

>>574907 Preorders Open >SHINRI'S BIRTHDAY MERCH (On sale until July 28th 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/josuijishinri_birthday_2025 https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/josuiji-shinri >GOLDBULLET'S BIRTHDAY MERCH (On sale until August 4th 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/goldbullet_birthday_2025 https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/goldbullet Permanent Merch https://rentry.org/HolostarsEnglish_Merch >Doki Dreamers × HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Collaboration https://dokidreamers.com/collections/holostars-english-tempus New Covers/Originals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVXAOQGm4uM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReQNxkmkWOQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iAUlMw124Y

>>574910 AMEN ANIKI RABU RABU

AXEL NO

they're going to SNIPE HIM

OMG ANIKI

>>574910 GOD BLESS ANIKI. AMEN.

Cuddle and Cockwarm Axel Syrios, this fucking beautiful psycho >>574910 Amen

he’s on fire tonight, love my silly dog

What a good stream. Love that silly man.

we have rarely been so back

Aniki happy, Axelotls happy. Karaoke was good. We are fat fucks and I love my dingo.

TAVI ON THE CHINK TELLY https://live.bilibili.com/1992271807 https://live.bilibili.com/1992271807 https://live.bilibili.com/1992271807

>covering jumping machine by LBI >24M CN views in only 4 months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HegSBovl24I

OCTAVIO'S STYLE COVER RELEASING ONTO SPOTIFY AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!! JUNE 20TH IN (You)R LOCAL TIMEZONE that's in 3 hours for JST, 4 hrs tavi local PHT

>cover MV will be on chink telly not surprised why he's streaming there

>>574951 >bettel hakka collab chu god watching God ships sunhat...poor guy.

Mockingbird should have been called Nightingale because they were dead after a single night of lies and folly

>very likely next b2 stream will be a karaoke, his usual time on saturdays. unsure if next week or the week after ‘jumping machine’ is a fantastic match for his voice. can’t speak to the language but CNpoppets were feeding him heaps of compliments about pronunciation. nice chill music making vibes

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon >>574910 amen

BLUEFUCK RABU RABU IN 30 HOURS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bepEMuYTVm4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bepEMuYTVm4

>>575292 Wooohoo, my beautiful blue son rises~

>>575292 yay! I'm glad he didn't wait until all chapters were released before starting

Man, it was so God damn late that it was painful, but Axel's karaoke was so much fucking fun last night. I miss it.

>>575654 His begging near the end was very cute, but dear god, please take pity on your hags. Fell asleep after seeing the sun rise and woke up with a throbbing headache.

>>575724 I envy the asian/aussielotls. Haven't stayed up this late (early?) since last year's Japan arc... I'm fucking dying. Had a good time though, love his long karaokes

>>575724 Dealing with insomnia saved me in the long run but God it hurt to be awake that late. But hearing Axel so happy and loving and enjoying himself made me wanna smooch him and I'm so happy he's my oshi. I don't care if I'm cradle robbing here, I want to drain his balls and give him all the love and affection he deserves.

>>575724 Super hag here, he finished streaming 3 am my time and I woke up at 8:30 am feeling fine

We've had mascot plushies, we've had nuis. What else could there be this year?

so he's just another quitter too in the end....

>>576235 TEMPUS DILDOS SHOUTING EMOJI SHOUTING EMOJI SHOUTING EMOJI

FLAYON HORSING AROUND ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1GdCuNoegA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1GdCuNoegA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1GdCuNoegA

>machina is a banned username because china nani

Double feature psycho twink tellys in 90 minutes and 150 minutes Public zatsu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW4Eb8moAdo >Ado ISREAL?! T2 watchalong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTMF2Nnjmmk

>already gravitating towards daiwa my pilot is too predictable...

>>576393 >thigh highs >twintails >biggest tits >tsundere I could see it coming from several miles away

>>576391 They fucking H A T E each other

>>575292 cute baby is back my will to live is back

flayon don't dump everything into non-support banners

>>576452 What's the point of playing the horse game if you don't get horses to play with

>>576459 Horse game not fun when you can't upgrade horse

>>576452 you just jinxed it...

>>576460 Counterpoint: looking at horses is fun

>>576466 your horshi will remain a shitter and will be disappointed when you can't raise her properly

>i could knock axel out with one fist please put them in the ring together

Chased up Tavi’s performance in the GX Aura summer concert earlier today, Ikenai Borderline at 31:25 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2516923727?t=1885s Ollie’s part was doing Hare Hare Yukai if that interests anybody https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2516923727?t=3603s

>>576503 it would be like dempsey vs a coughing baby

>>576503 And other things Flayon lies about.

>>576561 >>576578 we will only know if they actually fight

flayon you have extremely basic otaku taste

>>576578 I'm pretty sure he's bigger

TAVI ON THE STYLE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW4Eb8moAdo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW4Eb8moAdo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW4Eb8moAdo

https://youtu.be/Plu2UMOGDUU Youtube Music link to Style (not out in some regions, NA midnight doko)

>playing the game like its a visual novel >not a single career run done in 2 hours

>>575292 DELTARUNE TOMORROW

RUZE ON THE BLOCKGAME TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNtSSZfP8yc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNtSSZfP8yc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNtSSZfP8yc

>>576724 Holy shit

>>576819 Why's he talking about brushing his teeth? Does he want Dentman to notice him?

Ruze managed to find all the dentists with autism.

Ruze sched!

https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1946752636209779138 Now official schedpost

>>576930 ...is he just deadass going to stream over HQs anniversaries?

>>576724 3 hours and no debut. there will only be one uma run for each stream

>>576988 armis are rivals with tempus so it's lore accurate >>577007 >implying he'll get to URA finals on his first run

>>576988 Shiny spicy haven’t scheduled or announced anything and from all accounts it’s going to be very chill and low key, who really cares. I wish that the anniversary was a show stopping performance for the branch but it’s clearly not, so overlap is whatever.

>>576988 you think they're actually going to do something? none of the boys have been hyping up the anniversary at all. the tempura are doing a better job of getting each other excited.

>>577128 >none of the boys have been hyping up the anniversary at all seems a lot more chill this year but Shinri's been bringing up the anni saying to look out for something on the 22nd, and Axel said he & Altare would have a zatsu together >>565644

>zenlosses 61 levels and all his items after farming obsidian and amethyst chunks >respawns a million miles away >jungle rains come down on him right as hakka arrives in chat >going in circles >rains stop right as he makes it back to the million miles away bed hut

>>576658 >>576702 I remember him asking the poppets in chat last moth who james dean was. I should have figured he was coming out with a cover. Good job, psycho twink. (The mixing sounds a bit uneven to me but cool harmonies i guess)

>>575008 Nah mockingbird is funnier

PEAK COLLAB ON THE TELLY JURARD POV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6U3ahmSVfY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6U3ahmSVfY NANA ASTERIA POV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAMIFf-sLH8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAMIFf-sLH8

"Lost In Paradise" by Jurard & Nana dropping on spotify and streaming services in 40 minutes time! https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/nanaasteria/lost-in-paradise-feat-jurard-t-rexford

>>577515 >dropping same day as octavio's style I really want to know what caused the flip breakup

>>577579 tavi was saying on his earlier zatsu that yt video views are some of the least important metrics and that when the company looks at popularity to try and fund future projects, external streaming services and platforms (even just the generic yt music upload >>576702 instead of a yt channel mv) get much higher importance placed on them. i'm guessing that nana is pushing her covers cross plat for similar reasons. it's kind of funny to have such a big chunk of flip music all pushing at the same time though, between the two new covers and this oldie being revamped

>>577596 >yt music upload StarsEN team needs to figure out how to link their account to their YT Music releases, then. Not even the official channel has them. Meanwhile, ERB and Nerissia have had them linked since at least the Distrokid releases started...probably even earlier. Can't use it as a metric when no one can find it.

>>577704 The YT playlist for their covers/originals linked in the OP hasn't been updated since New Year's either, they either don't care or forgot about it entirely.

>>577718 Man, StarsEN management are really incompetent at this point. It's already been three years since the opening of the branch.

>>577718 >>577752 Tavi's mentioned this before for a previous release, too. You'd think that management would prioritize making this shit easy to find when he's explicitly mentioned how important it is to his audience twice....and the ARMIS managers are the more competent ones.

>>577179 >look out for something on the 22nd >Shinri ...surprise MMD concert 2: Electric Boogaloo? They wouldn't...would they?

>>577788 if this one has a shinyspicy focus and leader actually talks and is actively himself in the skits it would be kino

>>577788 If they don't announce it beforehand again then they have learned nothing from last year

( ；∀；) lol I was on twitter and some roons saying flayons horse wife is a vanilla choice

Crimzon dela Ruze incoming this fall.

>>578098 I've never heard of cosplay mania

>>578107 Cosplay convention in the Philippines. Jurard and Tavi were guests last year. And now, Tavi kept his promise to bring the rest of Armis as guests.

>>577797 Yeah, there was such a noticeable lack of leader in the skits last time. There's such a big difference in the vibe of Tempus when Altare is around vs when he's away, so I really hope he had more involvement in whatever they're doing this time.

octavio's schedule >less gacha, more karaoke

>>578127 "Hear my prayer, my story, before I leave" what is puppetman cooking

>>578236 This sounds like Axel's Zack Fair self-sacrifice kink all over again.

>>578315 I guess Yagoo demands at least one star with self-sacrifice kink per gen

>>578109 Oh OK (o´・∀・)o well that will be a treat then for fans

RUZE ON THE KARAOKE REBROADCAST TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgJlavw-XQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgJlavw-XQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgJlavw-XQ

>>578373 i would've expected ruze (tsun as he is) or even jurard to be that guy. but puppetman is a ff7 fan ever since he was 23 years old so the zack thing >>578315 was part of his formative years

I love String Theology very much but the LET ME TELL YOU A STORY BOUT A MAN breakdown is so horribly embarrassing I want to skip it every time. Genuinely considering trying to slap together something in audacity to edit it out.

>>578520 dew it and share with the class pls

Would you let Italian Hakka cooka da pasta for you?

>>577596 See that's insane to here since I swear that not long ago, Octavio (or someone else) said the opposite: that YT Music had almost no importance put on it versus the views on a cover MV. Did something change or what?

>>578617 >no importance Might have been that Spotify/Apple had more importance over YT Music? And thn cover MV views having the least importance of all. All I really remember is that last time it came up, everyone was talking about how fucking stupid it was.

Anyone else notice almost all the boys posts on twitter are getting less engagement lately? Are people actually leaving the site or what?

>>578617 >>578682 Can't find it in the archives and I don't want to because our 4/mans/ threads have been shit for over a year. Here's the girls saying the same thing, with the first one referring to Mori's Spotify views. RIP to the lil bait image I made right before the crash.

Tavi should use his strings on Jurard to tie him to his bed so Gibby can have free access to the dinocock

WOOORLD PEAAAACEEE

Ruze is doing a rebroadcast of his rebroadcast on Monday

>>579494 nevermind, Tuesday or Wednesday

>>579494 this was the rebroadcast lol

ENCORE GOING ON RIGHT NOW

new Ruze encore

https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1947049724399288537 Gibby sched!

Leader today ueeee I have no idea what Deltarune even is but I'm excited

LEADER ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bepEMuYTVm4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bepEMuYTVm4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bepEMuYTVm4

my son is going to play the new autist game, my cigar is lit, and the popcorn is ready why does life feel so good rn

Look at this dumbass, I missed him

Reeda cute, reeda love~

>genocide run I love my blue murderous son

>part of me wants to run away >and i did he must be corrected

You do good Leader, those bitches have me by the balls since I started playing

>ran away from horse girls I love my woman hating unlucky leader

My contrarian son refuses to join the Umamusume craze. Good boy.

Leader is communing with the whales

>chat says you can borrow from whales >proceeds to make whale sounds My 8 year old son is the cutest

>game grumps reference from 10 years ago WE ARE SO BACK

seeing regis altare fills you with determination!

Good to see blue fuck is back.

>>580140 UwU

>i like big sweaters and i cannot lie SNNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>580153 No wonder he kept that hoodie on so long

i'm going to faint it's been so long i feel like a drug addict

I like how much more confident he’s been in his korean lately, feels like he really used to shy away from saying anything in years previous. Maybe being at home with his family means he’s getting more immersion :>

>random Disney princess whistling Home.

>the legend of delda Kek

HAKKERS ON THE ART TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYHGnvbgtYo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYHGnvbgtYo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYHGnvbgtYo

>"he's cool because he's lame" >Oh, gotchaaa, so he's Regis Altare

Shintare and K-pop Demon Hunters...

LET'S GO (BLUE) FUCK SQUAD

Leader's fart squad...

ENTER MAKAR

>>580140 Fur fuck is here, the lucky bastard

>he's getting a little heavy It's over for Makar

RUZE ON THE ARMIS FAN GAME DEMO TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPoTVG1mplw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPoTVG1mplw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPoTVG1mplw

>the DARK fuck squad! God, they're so edgy

Cello time

My guesses: Octavio: Tank Ruze: Healer Goldbullet: DPS Jurard: DPS

>it's a door! Kinda cute, kinda a-door-able!!! The puns just keep on coming

Ruze's Ruze voice is spot-on

Jokertare....

>demo bugged at the start of gameplay ruze should become a QA tester

leader loves normies *spits*

Our normie leader! Regis Normand Altare

>I'm the most normal person ever, THE normie, and that's okay At least he can embrace it

Leader is a sucker... Oh to be sucked by him...

Death to all normies, except Altare but only because he is cute

>>580692 Sorry, no take backs. They all die or no one does.

Ewww, what's with that face

This guy is gonna die, isnt he?

Why did he suddenly start calling them senpai

My cute son just said sorry and got away with it all!

>Open stream >Vampire Hakka screaming getting killed by garlic laced fan letters Nahone

Aniki doko

>>580947 Busy

>>580999 It’s been 23 hours, finish him up soon! He’s gonna get pruney skin like that!

>>581044 No consideration for the rest of us who want to sit on his face and dick, I swear >:(

The guild having money was all just a dream...sasuga.

>>580947 YATTA

>Tokimane loves HypMic Of course >Favorite character Doppo and Hifumi If there was ever any doubt about him being hella zesty

>>581134 Holy based Tokimane

SANS UNDERTALE??

>>581095 HE LOVES US YAAAAY

>>581144 Eee eee eee e eee

Reeda needs to have a valley girl-off with Jurard

>>581172 I’d be more interested in a presidential debate between markiplier and obama

My blue son has a very beautiful voice. He should sing more.

>nothing much planned for anni >solo zatsu, karaoke >then shinyspicy izakaya zatsu

>i have to record a couple of things with the boys tomorrow Oho?

>this baby will step on you SHOTARE MY BELOVED

>not gonna lie, I'm not too interested in Donkey Kong Bananza Gibby is gonna beat him up

>maybe wants to try DK Bananza but its expensive >next gaming stream likely minecraft, he’s been playing offline >could do a watchalong for the pokemon direct (morning of the 22nd)

>i thought more of the boys would be streaming right now reeda remembers 7-man overlap in this timeslot…

He's bullying Hakka. We are so back. Chuunibros RABU

Chuunibros, my beloved~

Man, we really are approaching three years since this started huh, it almost feels like it has been longer after all the bullshit in the middle. Glad to still have you all despite everything MANS chuu

ANIKI ON THE MENSHI TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZyceSFAIcw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZyceSFAIcw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZyceSFAIcw

>Hakkitos transport shit in their fanny packs >The fanny packs say "virginity rocks" What a lore drop

forced vacation and pampering for silly dedicated self-sacrificial dingo

I need to breed with this dingo holy shit

>New outfit Huh?

>>581404 It's insane how badly I want to let this dingo pump me full so I can have his dumb cute babies

>>581455 Same, I never wanted to have kids but with how Axel talks about wanting to be a dad I would let him grow his litter inside me

It's cute that Hakka pronounces "buffalo" as "boof-a-low"

This damn bird would eat roadkill, fitting for a corvid I suppose

>yes, they are cute, but if the chance approaches, I would eat a capybara >I think you guys think the animal being cute stops me from wanting to eat it, but hell no

Been a while since the last cannibalism talk

yo bitches wassup, long time no see >>574910 AMEN

kek I fucking love axel

>>581533 He is having a one kek

It's funny how axel is lowkey a homophobe

>>581542 BASED BASED BASED

I'm like 80% sure Brian is gay for Axel

>>581545 Everybody is gay for Axel. He loves his homies, just not like that

>>581220 Axel confirmed that he's basically doing the same (zatsu/karaoke on his anniversary day), so it really is just a super chill celebration this year (minus whatever they're hiding from us)

I wanna spoil and baby Axel

God I love Aniki's menshi. Cute, cursed, wholesome, and stupid as fuck. I've had it for nearly 3 years and I have no regrets.

is axel justifying his racism right now?

>maybe a late EU stream tonight after family dinner if he’s energetic, otherwise usual time tomorrow many many cockwarming for schedule + only one cancellation last week and keeping the good energy going forwards, love my orange retard with a heart of gold

>>581810 And that one cancelation was because "I passed out hard after 6.5 hours of kino karaoke". Love my stupid orange retard oshi, he's adorable and I want to snuggle him.

>>581673 Racism is always justified

>>576522 Anyone knows of a YT backup? (Octavio's part mainly)

Happy 3rd anniversary to my blue son wife and my orange bro husband! https://x.com/ElysiumDelivery/status/1947296790853701861

>>582000 Found this for u, poppet-kun. *\O/* https://youtu.be/O_w8rvIDuMo

thank you! <3

>>582035 Man, 3 years. It doesn't even feel that long.

>>582274 Yeah, it doesn't really feel like three yet, but I guess part of that is because Altare was on break so long.

RUZE ON THE PIKMIN TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OdMDV4jYr4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OdMDV4jYr4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OdMDV4jYr4

https://twitter.com/yazzillust/status/1947028124266364973 ToT

>>582296 (*´・∀・｀*) I don't know what to say but what a cute work

>ruze told his niece he is prettier than her >kid cries kek

>kindergarten level english >axel kek

Man that was a great yap session, I almost forgot this was a pikmin stream.

>>582834 >dead bitch thumbnail truly out of context

and ruze went back to his home planet of bastardopolis~ yippee!

>mystery peak collab with altus, nayu, lucien cancelled due to having two meetings this week there you go, he’s no longer overlapping evening of the 22nd

pilot schedule from the waiting room!

>>583445 More mobile game

https://youtu.be/nse4x4iCUkI?si=pDLf1tLes8SoarJF Shinyspicy love

>>583445 I recently started playing LADS after watching him & Tavi play and my god... how the hell did they manage to get everything so right? the date audios have me melting harder than my oshi's VPs, it's ridiculous

>>583842 The period tracker meme really did LADS dirty, the average person still thinks its lowest common denominator female goonslop.

>>583842 probably because LADS have a more focused audience they're appealing to and have a whole team writing the game based around what the consumer wants instead of the small team that stars has working with the boys who are actual people and probably have influence on the content of their VPs and have a very unfocused target audience.

SHINY SPICY LOVE https://x.com/HOLOSTARSen/status/1947461599062577312

>>584178 I don't know how many more times Tempura and Armada can scream "GIVE US LORE PLEASE WE'RE BEGGING FOR LORE" until management fucking figures it out. I don't know fuck all about LADS but even I know one of the big draws is it's stupidly dense lore that every fangirl obsesses about almost as much as the guys.

>>584438 Reeda's goo...

>>584441 I really want to know why they have such an iron grip on it. You don't have to give major parts of the narrative away, fans just want to know more about the world period.

>>584438 Man, reading that made me a little emotional. These goobers made it through some of the toughest shit to fall on a then-new branch to still be here with us. Even when they're shitters and drive us crazy, wouldn't trade Leader and Aniki for anyone else.

birb's schedule! https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1947465587690475634

SHINY SPICY LOVE~

so who is prepared for the flood of anniversary artwork that includes the two quitters?

>>584607 SO FAR people have just drawing been adding in the quitters mascots or hiding their oshi colors somewhere in the art, which...not a fan but fine, it's not intrusive at least and keeps the focus on the actual guys/fans celebrating their anniversary.

>>584607 Why do you have to bring it up in the first place? No one wants to talk about them.

>>584607 I simply no longer look in their fanart tags tbh, its embarassing how they still get forced into literally everything every day

>>584538 They just dont want to hire writers and editors i guess. They had a basic outline and thinks that's all they need

>>582834 It's so funny how Octavio has the most evil laugh out of all of them

>>581610 that's nice >>584784 >They just dont want to hire writers I think they wanted to write it themselves

>>584438 Holoplus edition is the same, they must have paid attention to the fan responses about holoplus intern’s writing being funny, charming and accurate to the boys. Feels like the split twitter’s main author is the same voice and goofy emoji usage.

>>583445 he hates me specifically... >>583842 is it better past the parts flayon played? I find half the cast boring but rafayel vaguely caught my eye. I don't want waste 5 hours getting through the intro only for the boys to be sanitized feminists approved for schizo cn yumes

>>585129 he will surely play it next week 100 line roon... i believe

do we have a sched for the shinyspicy zatsu?

>>585337 My guess is either tomorrow (pre-Altare's karaoke/zatsu) or Thursday (after both of them do individual shit).

go back

>>585129 >spoiler For me it did, though I'll admit I've been enjoying the date scenarios you get from memories and the different tasks a lot more than the main story. I find the guys have more personality and are way less boring (at least for the doctor). Flay hasn't met them yet but you also unlock two more guys later on and one of them has been getting so much fanart in the West, I'll take it as a good sign.

>>585337 They both seemed to indicate it would be after their solo celebrations, they’re each gonna get food and drinks and do an izakaya style zatsu where they have a meal and talk over the memories together. I’d look for it towards friday or the weekend.

>>585377 >>585527 orz thanks for the info

I'm so excited for Shiny Spicy izakaya zatsu. We haven't had a just them collab since the the MonHun collab (and even then it became RIP (not complaining)) way back in February.

whorekka fucking the whole household again in just under 8 hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyddUQu0cbM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyddUQu0cbM

Ha ha bettelryona-chan, he escaped your basement before the end of the month, AGAIN. Get better locks, chump!

>>586504 Someone visited and took a photo. It looks super cool irl!

>>586506 https://x.com/mame_yuino/status/1947246261532287144

>>586309 Shit, I knew I should've installed biometric locks. Next time he'll get his due for sure.

finally watched Axel's Peak stream with gb, kinda surprising he doesn't sound as zesty as debut. ngl I would've watched this guy from the start if he talked like this instead of that zesty ass shit he did at debut

>>586506 Man the colors pop really well on it, that's really pretty

seanokuni rabu

HAKKERS ON THE WHORING TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyddUQu0cbM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyddUQu0cbM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyddUQu0cbM

Ayo I know yalls niggas hang here are read thread. Especially you Axel. Yalls gotta play some Tarkov again. Last time you play it was like 2 years ago on stream. We need mo'dat shit uce.

>bird straight up admitting he watched axel’s menshi yesterday >and leaking crumbs

>>587090 And dont gimme dat "Shinri made gorilla stream of it 8 months ago that should be enough". Bitchass nigga plays shit like a gigasweat it aint fun watching him. Every gun he makes is hypermeta kitted shit. Even his kappa is organized for pure meta grind. Nigga has no life. I need some idiots making 7.62 AKMs with no stock and PP ammo for the lulz.

Where did all the newfags come from?

>>587166 it's just one

>>587166 4board exploded with multiple nukes, might be tourists coming by for a little bit. Too fast to keep a containment bake alive

>>587166 other board is unusable today I assume

>>586793 >zesty as debut I love GB zest

>>587370 Goddamn, he has some fat tits.

>>583445 updated! no menshi because he hates us

3D zatsu at his usual time + karaoke later~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UKzFz5Ma6A

>>587961 Bueno >>587107 We're in a whiter place now, you can say NIGGER

Pisskitto, are you alive

Man, the world is burning out there. Excited for the anni celebrations, feeling very soft for this stupid but strong jobbers

>>587961 Yay, celebrating in 3D~

random altare axel and bettel moments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp4rusPQb1k

>>587731 ( ´,_ゝ`) I'm just not gonna believe the words of a man ever again if this is the result.

>>587961 should i skip class....fml

>>588248 Get that education, anon. The vod and archive will always be there later.

>>588248 Do not skip out on class. That's money you're leaving on the table

>>587097 I'm not even remotely surprised that Hakka is lurking in Axel's membership. I'd be more shocked if he WASN'T.

>>587021 Cute dino, Mama, and birb~

>>587449 Just one night with auntie and his jugs of chocolate milk, PLEASE

(｡・´_｀・｡)

>ozzy dead Will Hakka ever do a karaoke or is he too much of a poopoo uncultured bird that he never listened to one single album (excluding Paranoid)?

kek

>>588757 me first

wwyd if your oshi said he was married?

>>588883 I'd congratulate him on his flawless acting skills to appear like the loneliest man in the US for the past 3 years and wish him the best

>>588883 get embarrassed because he wasn’t supposed to tell anyone about us yet

>>588883 Not be happy for him ( ´,_ゝ`) I don't have an oshi here but things would change and I would feel like not watching anymore

>>588883 I'd be amazed if Axel even had a gf to begin with

>>588365 >>588427 it's as if it was meant to be, my professor got sick and couldn't find a substitute in time so it's just a study hall day just sucks i had to drive an hour and a half to find that out i get to watch my cute son on free wifi! mashallah brothers >>588883 i'd correct him on stream because i asked him nicely not to break kayfabe

>>588883 I would be very very impressed! Flawlessly acting like a hopeless wizard while all this time being married with kids, I'd tip my hat to that.

>>588808 The latter. But he did say he wanted to do an old school metal karaoke ever since he started doing themed karaokes more often

>>588883 My faith in his ability to maintain a relationship would improve significantly.

>>588883 Put him in the basement again for telling everyone our business.

>>588883 Be happy for him because I'm not a blithering retard and he deserves all of the love and affection directed at him That being said I'd welcome said spouse into the Axelotl Harem where Aniki getting to fuck and cum in whoever he wants however much he wants is one of the top benefits. Plus then I can fuck them too, win/win.

>>588883 Honestly would be a little jealous at first but ultimately be happy for him

>>588883 Why am I gay married? I'm not a homosexual

>>589180 anon never said he was married to you… is there something you want to tell us?

I'm so ready for 3D reeda~

get in here for your gifteds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UKzFz5Ma6A

>already jobbing Sasuga.

MY CUTEST BLUE LEADER BIGGEST JOBBER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD JOBBING IN HIS 3RD ANNI

My boy is jobbing at a fucking Olympic level tonight.

>forgot to put up his new commisioned loading screen >forgot the going live tweet Altare...

>>588883 At first I would be shocked and a bit sad as I do yume but I do want him to have a partner that loves him, I want him to be happy and have a family so ultimately I would be overjoyed that he found someone and I would hope to hear about how happy it makes him when he eventually would get kids

MULTIPLE ROUND FUCKS

HIS FINGERS, THEY MOVE!!

ANNIVERSARY ORGY >spawn a slime

>1 gifted = 1 slime CRASHING LEADER'S COMPUTER LIVE

Aww, it's so cute. He's gonna get fucking swarmed.

leader will drown in slime

he fucking killed dazzleblob

sasuga the final slime solution

He's killing them!!!

GETTING BEATEN BY LEADER LIVE ON STREAM!!

>thanks for stickin' through me >why're you guys getting so big?

He should kill this lazy fuck

>named one Yingle >"I was eating Pringles" That's my 8 year old

Is this reverse ryona?

>practiced coding on break and made this himself 1 GIFTED = 1 RABU TALENTED REEDA >annihilated his 3D karaoke for this jobber…

He's still gonna do the karaoke tonight, but in 2D

karaoke at 10 pm EST

>3D karaoke assets got corrupted so doing it in 3D No...

>izakaya zatsu on altare’s channel, tomorrow night 9PM EDT >axel will be hosting a game collab on his channel at some point (herding boycats pending)

These names are peak shotare

He's jorbin' it!

DESTROY THE MOOCH!

DAMN GOOK HE TOOK OUR JORBS

Snugbug is a rapist

he has a button to kill all slimes...

>there might be an all kill button, and I may have accidentally pushed it Holy accidental genocide reeda. That's our clumsy, evil boy king

>killed all >spawned Sample Text >don’t sample all over my feelings this is just a shotare roleplay stream fr

where were you when the slimocide happened?

>Not a single dark slime in sight Perfect

>>589384 >Sample text clan is just the uchiha getting killed My son is living his edgy otaku dreams

>I feel like I'm having more fun than you guys are We're getting an impressive helping of little brother experience tonight

SNAILTARE RETURNS

Shota leader summoned ojisan mane

awwtare forgotten…

leader will stream at least 4 times!

>goal: stream semi-regularly i'll take anything atp

>>589439 He hates us...

>At least 4 times Daring today are we

>six 15-minute streams per day He's in idea man mode tonight

>still working on an original song I'm glad he's not giving up

>almost done with his original song, working on it LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO LEADERRRRRRR i will put a knife in every manager who stands in his way

son gfuel already exists...

WUBWUB WILL CONSUME ALL

>you could be a slime dinosaur Leader is gonna slime banchou...

>>589361 Wait, they're doing the zatsu collab tomorrow? Not after the both of them have gone? That's....kinda confusing?

my cute son chuuni son

>game dev college application rejected >now gets asked to pole dance The corruption arc...

>"hey shinriii can you teach me?" magic mike arc when

>chat says shinri has 3 degrees and still poledanced >"shinri what went wro-" SHINTARE IS DEAD

>asks Shinri to teach him pole dancing >ISP shits itself cinema

that slime that vored him? all me.

Toramane has been talking to leader too much

>"there's one true way to get rid of all the slimes" >reaches for the kill switch LEADER NOOOOOOO~

he's so cute

>Jumping and peaking out behind the slimes >whale sounds and moaning MY SON IS THE CUTEST SON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

BURIED IN A FUCKING SEA OF SLIMES

>did the Link sword spin My baby boy is living his dreams tonight

he lumps us and we make him happy, we quell his demons ueeee

his voice speaking to makar AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGJTEVTSWH

He will never love (you) as much as he loves that cat

Beautiful loading screen! >awwtare forgotten

That's a very nice waiting screen

Awwwwww, it's so pretty!

aww I knew it! His thumbnail art was commissioned, and is also his new intro wimdy af

new intro is very cute and so is altare

>himmel & frieren inspired my silly blue elf wife forgot me for half a year in his depression nap but i held strong

Adorable

>audible makar purrs >approaching altare with shit stuck on his butt

>Shiny Spicy date? >Yeah, I guess it's kind of a date >a broooo date

one might think he's petting makar but he's actually petting me

That was such a fun anniversary stream! My little brother son boyfriend husband wife is the best and i love him so so much!

>>589697 Artists twitter is https://x.com/naka_u_ma (leader not posted yet)

great stream, it was refreshing to see him have so much fun and laughing and just goofing around can't wait for the karaoke!

Cat kept trying to look for Makar when he heard his meows. I think my cat's gay

Musical accompaniment~ https://youtu.be/Tm8JS6EPDcI https://youtu.be/Tm8JS6EPDcI

>>589813 That's cool, aniki

CELEBRATE 3 YEARS OF REGIS ALTARE https://x.com/altventurercord/status/1947811639400796489 https://youtu.be/89-mQ1_iJhA

Karaoke room is up LETS PARTYYYYYY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZxNtlYGmT4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZxNtlYGmT4

GILBERT GRAPE ON THE EARLY TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPqJYFkPXY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KPqJYFkPXY

NEW 3D SHORTS >Altare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0-C6Y_gxPg >Axel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5lKNqLKOA0 >Bettel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpFh5448mQA >Flayon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeztqLago0c >Hakka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq102ym30oQ >Shinri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-APjK9BtOI

>>590001 i love my insecure wife. i will rest my tits on his head

>gibby shared a bed with his older sister as a poorfag kid >kicked the shit out of her legs thrashing in his sleep based misogynoir

>hitting on your sleep paralysis demon actually scares it off mama…

LEADER ON THE KARAOKE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZxNtlYGmT4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZxNtlYGmT4

classic leader karaoke song aaa >encore YEAH

serenade me son

Sing Perfect

Auntie what the fuck are you talking about?

The whiplash from crazy frog to jinu's song kek i love leader

He loves reptilemen and he cannot lie...

That sexy whistle solo into singing Timber...he's so perfect.

>>590028 Must be nice to have a cute opening screen where it's just your oshi, their fan mascot, and references exclusive to them alone....

Complete the following: Regis Altare is ____

>>590550 Adorable

>>590550 everything I want from a vtuber

>>590550 a middle school boy

Leader's singing has improved so much...

He’s so confident and talented uueeeee rabu rabu reeda, hopefully everything he’s been cooking in the back will be delivered well this time… it was crushing to see him so hard done by last year, but better days seem on the way now

>>590550 Blue

it's okay leader, korean romanization is notoriously ass

the traditional Edamame reading

Sadboi hours back again

His throat is all warmed up for me

>>590550 the best

>>590798 You're implying they went somewhere?...

National Tempus Radio~

No cello recital~ he's really leaving us after 2 hrs. Oh well. It was a nice karaoke. I missed my cute leader so much.

REGIS ALTARE'S ORIGINAL SONG HAS A CHORUS, YOU HEARD IT HERE

We're at the Altare sings old classics part. <3

Close to you~

>i had something in my throat My bad

>Hello, Ms. Roseblood Oh leader

>hello Mr. Roseblood ERB is a man

Sorry leader, you'r doing well but I just hate this ZionT song

I’M his little soda pop btw and his tongue game remains immaculate

Time for the lowered Soda Pop attempt