I managed to recover some forgotten and obscure "music" from the 2006 - 2008 4chan underground music scene, for lack of a better term. With that said, it seems that even at the edge and end of Internet my holy grail is unreachable.
DJ Clonepa, then on myspace, released a few songs. I loved them. One of them is "Patrick Swayze," the other "Ontological Paradox" (using sounds from a Zelda game) and two more I barely remember. Now, I have found most of his opus, and the second, unrelated track by the name "Ontological Paradox" which has no resemblance whatsoever to the one I liked.
The last time I heard it was in circa 2010 or so, and lost it during a move or something of the sort since I had it on a CD (burned mp3.) In any case, have something from that same blossoming era. Yes, this is basically gags and unbearable noise and the ultimate "you had to be there" kind of deal.