awa

>>708560 BGM

>>708560 Jelly is so quick with her BGM, despite streaming... She just loves us that much!

>>708560 I'll say it next thread unless you can convince me otherwise.

>>708571 I keep forgetting to say HI!

>>708570 Eimi Ichami

wrath https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaIWMr8A3y8 ASMR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCbcEVPNnPM

>>708570 Eimi Ichami

Cunny

Soooooooo what do we do now?

All me

>>708570 Eimi Ichami

>>708570 >>708575 i'll make airi stream

pank

>>708592 Lumi>>>Panko

>>708591 DIZZY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW2o8TGD4Sk JELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XBE11aAhM RUNIE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BUoSFMJYOo

>>708599 forgot to roll 1d20 = 12

>>708575 look! tuna

we should kill Dizzy's friends

>>708599 WTF is wrong with you?

[Lumi news] No one believes in her

[Jelly News] The reason she can't share what she's doing is because she's writing smut.

Kill labhams. Behead labhams. Roundhouse kick a labham into the concrete. Slam dunk a labham baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy hams. Defecate in a labhams food. Launch labhams into the sun. Stir fry labhams in a wok. Toss labhams into active volcanoes. Urinate into a labhams gas tank. Judo throw labhams into a wood chipper. Twist labhams heads off. Report labhams to the IRS. Karate chop labhams in half. Curb stomp pregnant female labhams. Trap labhams in quicksand. Crush labhams in the trash compactor. Liquefy labhams in a vat of acid. Eat labhams. Dissect labhams. Exterminate labhams in the gas chamber. Stomp labham skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate labhams in the oven. Lobotomize labhams. Mandatory abortions for labhams. Grind labham fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown labhams in fried chicken grease. Vaporize labhams with a ray gun. Kick old labhams down the stairs. Feed labhams to alligators. Slice labhams with a katana.

>>708622 EEEEW

>>708605 Ew

>>708600 stank

[Jelly News] Dizzy is a slug

>>708622 Luwud?

[jelly news] If you subscribe to her for 12 months and watch her songs 10 times you get a Panko-core video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE

>>708641 kek

>>708625 Rolling to KILL all hamptards! 1d20 = 20

>>708641 fucking kek

Consider.

>>708646 We did it, reddit!

>>708646 Holy SHIT RUN LABHAMS

>>708636 Does this look like a slug to you? It's alright. Jelly's an alien.

shut the fuck up and listen to eimi cover

LISTEN TO EIMI YOU SAD FUCKS

>>708661 After Jelly stream!

>>708646 you can run, hamptards but you'll only die tired

Dizzy on Jelly's stream

>>708669 mute jelly and listen to the cover

>>708646 immortal hamster though

>>708671 Jelly on Dizzy's stream

It really was Jelly's fault for no coffee!

Contemplate.

>>708646 THD

>>708678 I'll have Eimi cover mute on second monitor and listen to it later.

>>708689 Jizzy

>>708695 kill yourself

>>708692 I started playing last week. I'm in love with Silence Suzuka.

>>708622 Hey fuck you, I don't fuck cosplay girls. I fuck hookers I have dress in cosplay.

>>708651 i sense tremendous evil from this image, as if a demon possessed this man

[Jizzy News] They're talking about Pippa centipede.

RATE THE COVER

>>708707 cinema/10 love the tone shift/10

>>708707 Listen to it again! That was pretty good/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE

>>708707 pretty good

>>708703 Have you actually? I was tempted to try that out and have one dress up as Towa in Japan but I didnt know if it would be worth the extra price..

>>708707 breddy gud

>>708707 I liked it/10

>>708715 >Have you actually? They're not against it. Let's be real, asking the girl to play dressup is one of the most vanilla things ever when it's just a variant of "cute girl"

Her favorite campaign now

Dizzy is being chinese again

[Dizzy News] Chickens are equal to maggots.

>>708724 As opposed to everything else she does? She's basically traumatized for life by the overly Chinese way she was raised.

Blood worms...

[jelly confirmation] She's robosexual.

I don't hear the "autotune in the high parts" like anon said. Where exactly?

>>708732 Trying to pander to Hime, I see

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeicken

>>708720 It was less about asking them to do it and more about the price increase. It was an extra 15k yen to cosplay so it would have to be a really good/accurate outfit for that cost

>>708718 jelly flavored lobster (blue)

>>708707 The contrast to her low and high notes was amazing

Hime X Erina XJelly

I love Shiina!

>>708737 >It was an extra 15k yen to cosplay Jesus, you're getting ripped off. At that point you might as well fuck the Korean hooker like Nasaposter did even though he very possibly has a bug now.

>>708744 I am interested Tell me more.

slaver Jelly

>>708751 idk, Erina with a cyber penis y/n

>>708556 Saving the kino from the last thread.

>>708760 N

[jelly news] She's doing that thing. The side thing.

>>708748 Indeed. The ad said they would find any cosplay so you don't have to bring it, which also made me think it would be lower quality, but there were no restrictions. So I guess if you wanted to fuck a girl dressed up as a clown they'd do it. But still too expensive for me.

[Jelly News] She't not into robots

>>708775 We know

jelly is not even a real alien

>>708718 IT'S NAWT TRUE

>>708786 Take your meds

>>708787 Whats wrong with shrimp?

>>708786 oh yeah? explain the antennas

>>708760 Yeah sure continue

>>708786 You're asking for spanking

>>708760 Easily.

[Jelly News] Be a man and take control (of her)

I can't fucking catch up on Dizzy's stream it keeps fucking stuttering at 2x speed fuck you jeets you worthless cow lovers

>>708804 Experiencing interruptions? Find out why.

>>708795 https://thetruthaboutjellyhoshiumi.drr.ac/

>>708792 Jelly really should make more romantic songs, that's a niche that isn't filled in the vtuber world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJoNvSM8PkI

>>708804 SAA-A-A--Ŗ̸̢̡̺̳͎̣̪̠̮̥͕̝̠̪̪̼̻̪̣̓̃͐͑̄̂̀̓̊̚͘̚͝

>>708818 Sounds like a good time

>>708795 Jelly could be a species of crustacean...

>>708818 how can it be a nightmare when she's in it?

>>708804 DO NOT BE REDEEMING THE LIVESTREAM SAR

>>708802 Dominating Jelly sexually!

femanon...

>>708804 If you clear your cookies/cache and sign out and sign back in sometimes it gets better. Also dont use Chrome if you are

[Jelly News] She's a pi-pi-pick me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqPnWGi22Ac

>>708840 SEXO

>>708852 It's a great song

[Jelly news] Arr rook same

Hime mentioned!

>>708854 It's great, it's my second favorite image of her, this being the first.

>I'm not autistic >But Jelly just quit while you're ahead...

[Jelly news] She's not autistic but silverware is an important aspect of dining

blue bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWs5kw8F2vs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWs5kw8F2vs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWs5kw8F2vs

In Eimi's song, there's like a "woo woo woo" voice in the background. I feel I've heard that before in other songs. What's it called? It sounds kinda like a chimpanzee making oo oo sounds

>>708556 >Jelly talking about all the fine dining experiences with fancy silverware that she enjoys Uuuuuhhhhh "jellyispoor"fags... your response?

>>708884 She's right, if a spoon doesn't have weight to it, then it's shit.

Man I love IDs.

>>708893 this but a chef's knife. For the longest time we had some shitty knives in our home until I decided to order some good $60 knives. Heavy stainless steel cuts very nicely, you just need to sharpen it once in a while

>>708893 i agree and also you should never eat at a place with unpolished/fingerprinted silverware. It's an indication of lack of care or attention to detail and they probably don't care about their food hygene also

>>707806 is eimi /here/?

>>708840 >fucking Jelly in a balcony, showing everyone in town she's my personal onahole I have a need

Thinking about Sleepy's cute voice...

ATTENTION PCG <A sensitive topic was brought up in Jelly's stream. Please avoid posting any comments which upset Jannie's sensitivities and specially don't break the rules they made up about this subject

>>708908 She spammed chat with a bunch of messages. Nothing implies that she read the message here. She has always said she isn't confident with her singing which is the reason she doesn't do live karaokes, she does pre-recorded "concerts". The live karaokes that she has done are members only usually.

Blue ID GET

>>708932 nice

>>708912 You get it

>>708932 Close enough.

>>708932 congrats, anon

>>708932 Lucky you!

>>708646 You fool, there's no "p" in hamster. You rolled to kill a race that doesn't exist.

>>708936 wait that's not blue?

[Jelly news] Bank borked

>>708930 Pippa being broke?

>>708941 A little purplish.

>>708943 >Second phase girls who has problems with a bank Hmmm

>>708932 yay

>>708892 >Current news from Jelly stream BTFO

>>708936 MICHIPOSTER IS COLORBLING!!!

>>708943 >phase talents are being debanked

>Colorbling Damn right.

>>708952 >COLORBLING

Iori is live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wJPqaPSLg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wJPqaPSLg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wJPqaPSLg

>>708952 >COLORBLING

why are all these women having banking issues at the same time?

>>708957 Yes. Colors are bling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wJPqaPSLg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wJPqaPSLg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wJPqaPSLg >>708958 Me when i lie.

>>708953 >default Adwaita-dark theme

>>708957 WORNG, pankoposter

>>708952 >COLORBLING

>>708961 Banks are a constant source of angst the world 'round. Why wasn't Sakana's paychecks to Pippa being accepted? Probably the whole Canada to US thing going on right now.

>>708961 It seems like she's having trouble converting money into awawadollars.

>>708965 I'm not very picky. As long as it's a dark theme, it's good enough.

>>708972 BAH changed my phrasing mid-type

>>708932 wao

>>708974 A direct bank transfer converts the US dollars automatically, at the bank's rate, unless Jelly has an account that allows to hold foreign currency. Also, they are probably paid in Canadian dollars...

Iori got them thangs out.

[Jelly News] She has been doing this internet thing for 10 years.

>>708972 Alberta, British Columbia, and Saskatchewan are all seriously discussing seceding because the federal government constantly acts against their interests. Phase might become an American company in the future if the US annexes the seceded provinces.

>>708994 Glad someone other than me finally brought up Wexit

You know what has real geology, Jelly? Vintage story.

Deer sex

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

>>708994 When Trump won in 2016, California talked about seceding, and nothing happened. Then they threatened to do it for real in 2020 but Biden won and everything was fine. However, after Trump won again in 2024, I have heard zero talk about secession. Maybe somebody mentioned it, and I just haven't paid any attention to the news?

>>709006 I've seen a bunch of Minecraft mods that add a lot of rock autism so I'd assume they're more realistic than what vanilla has. Also everyone needs to watch the rocks anime chat was talking about.

>>709006 Still disappointed we never actually played that.

Jelly is subtly talking about leaving awawaland again.

>>709015 I have the means to bring her into the GREATEST country in the world (USA)

>>708987 Shouldn't Swift have smoothed out all the problems years ago?

>>709011 They're preoccupied committing arson under the cover of the wildfires then fast-tracking building permits to erect commie blocks. They're stonewalling private landowners trying to rebuild their own damn ass home on their own damn ass land too.

>>708994 Joining the US right now is NOT a good idea. Fuck all the centralized fuckers

>>708952 >COLORBLING

>Jelly dreaming about being a vampire princess CUTE

>>709021 >commie blocks Capitalists. It is a capitalist scheme

[Jelly News] It takes effort, but she can lucid dream.

>>709011 You're out of the loop. During the riots in june but before the jew's and Iran's mini fight, there was a push for sanctuary cities and all of Cali seceding all at once with Cali gov and a certain sheboon mayor baiting for a federal response to be martyrs

>>709015 of course no white guys in awawaland

>>709011 California is too dependent on agreements with other states for basic supplies like water. Every time they bring up secession, it's just another empty threat to try and get things to go their way. It never works because everyone knows that the rest of the country would function just fine without them. I'm all for them seceding if they ever decide to though. That would mean giving up their electoral votes and seats in the house and senate.

Jelly's a 40 years old lolibaba...

i don’t like jelly

>>709036 Every time any politician in any state brings up secession, they're bluffing or pandering. California could do it more successfully than even Texas, but all the politicians are in a big federal family and only kidding around

I like Jelly

>>709044 why though

>>709036 California seceding would hurt the US pretty badly financially. Lets not understate it. However living in a state adjacent to California I can say I'm not only willing to take a recession but a full blown fucking depression if it gets rid of them. You have no idea how much bullshit spreads into other states through Cali. Home prices have quadrupled here since the coof because of all those fuckers abandoning their shitty little hellhole. It's well worth the hit if we regain some control of our borders and stop their shitty asses from moving into other states.

>>709036 >Dizzy hiding in the warehouse during chinese air raids after the provinces become independent >Cali clique gets drafted by BIG VINO to fight in the commiefornia water wars or sent to the re-education gulag for refusing to die for BIG VINO's water consumption Dark days ahead for Phase

I also like Jelly, anon

>>708994 >seriously discussing They're not, they're seriously not. They will stop talking about "Alberta separatism" the moment a conservative prime minister is elected Phase Connect

>>709048 >if it gets rid of them. Anon. They'll still be there. They and your state will still need to strike deals. Isn't it just the politicians that irk you? Why you gotta hate?

>>709047 tries too hard

>>709044 I would like you more if you like Jelly.

>>709056 hmmm... i see that but her efforts seem to persuade me to chose her

>>709011 There have been a number of chimp outs but they are short lived campaigns that fade. Like the people attacking cyber trucks and Telsa dealerships. The ICE LA riots. I haven't been paying much attention to these things because too much other stuff has been going on elsewhere.

>>709056 But how's that anything to do with you?

>>709046 why though

>>708994 I've got about as much faith in that happening as I do things like eastern Washington and Oregon becoming Liberty. Too messy.

>>709062 Need anything more? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXUCuBuY6l4

>>709062 Good with peanut butter

>>709061 ok, i think i hate starknights more than jelly they are annoying jelly is kinda ok i guess

>>709070 I often agree

>>709062 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzGWURHvDZ8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPq7SVgoM30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4supn8teGX8&pp=0gcJCbIJAYcqIYzv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJoNvSM8PkI

>buy some ice cream on sale for $3.99 per container >it's called Thrifty's >it's actually good rocky road and cookies n cream are two of the best ice cream flavors btw

>>709070 Hating a fanbase but not the vtuber? Novel concept.

>>709078 >(1) Hello Thrifty's employee. How much are you getting paid to advertise here?

>>709062 I like idols. I like autistic girls because they have genuine interests and are more honest I like confident, competent women who know what they want. We have a similar sense of humor. She's a loli. Probably something else.

>>709064 >>709074 good answers >>709070 it's kind of hot being hated

>>709078 you should get it scooped at the store, its a cylinder shape!

>>709080 I didn't even know it existed until I saw it at safeway yesterday... >>709085 They have stores?

You guys can't really be that naïve, can you? All of this, left and right, is ultimately just about money, it always comes back to money every single time. Every contentious social issue, every time countries become more divided, it just COINCIDENTALLY always seems to line up with when the economy starts going to shit. It's almost like when people don't have to worry about their personal finances, there isn't much to galvanize them about change. Fix the economy, and the other problems start going away, it's that easy. There has never been a country where everyone is financially doing great, that feels a need to tear itself apart.

>>709070 Love you, beloved

>>709078 Tempting. But I will stay loyal to Tillamook.

>>709093 Tillamook is also really fucking good. They make good Beef Jerky too.

>>709090 I'm watching a stream, you should too.

>>709088 Sure, sure. I jest, I'll check it out.

>>709095 They make Beef Jerky?

Early Jelly was peak, someone needs to beat the princess back into her. Just give a good 1-2 punch to the gut and put that seiso idol back into the light.

>>709090 Catching on. Almost there

>>709090 Hey alright

>>709048 >seceding <attempting to secede California is too dependent on other states for things like water, electricity, and fuel and the other states getting fucked over by California's insanity would love the authorization to humble them.

>>709100 Your mum

>>709097 I don't know where they sell it really. The safeway I bought it at was a one I don't normally go too because I needed to use the coinstar to turn a bunch of change ($160 worth) into bills. >>709099 Oh, I just looked it up and it's a different company but in the same place so they use a similar name it's called 'Tillamook country smoker' for the Jerky brand...

[Jelly news] awa

>>709099 They also make butter

>>709109 It looks like it's only available in certain regions. I can't find any place near me that carries it.

>>709090 how about i beat you to death with a brick

>>709104 >>709104 >California >dependent on other states

>>709099 Different company for that, just about everything dairy though.

>>709090 i am a hamster

Nonverbal Jelly

>>709092 stop saying things you don’t even mean

Mari Mari will start soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk

>>709116 California controls neither its water supply nor its fuel supply and it doesn't generate enough electricity while the easternmost counties wouldn't want to be dragged down by LA and San Francisco. Urban Californians talk a big game, but they'll end up like Athens in the Peloponnesian war, dependent on their ports and worn down bit by bit until they're forced to surrender.

>>709126 Yeah, I don't get love, but I'm genuine trying to be nice to you, though

>>709128 LOL

OMG HI!! It's muthafuckin' Mari Monday!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk

MariMariunderscoreEN is live if you even car https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvTN_Zqgk

[Jelly News] Yippee!

>>709127 >>709131 >>709132 Yippee

>>708558 >>708927 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72R7plU88jE

>>709135 >>709136 A lot to yippee about around here.

>>708625 >>708646

>>709138 >>709142 Sorry you got twisted up in this scene.

Jelly AGFE (autistic girlfriend experience)

>>709130 You're right, LA and San Francisco wouldn't last nearly as long as Athens and they're already diseased while it took the plague to devastate the Athenians. I gave the Califags too much credit and I apologize.

MariMari_EN is going to ask a Muslim question

>>709129 why do you want to be nice to me?

>>709128 didn't Athens win the Peloponesian war over Sparta? That's what cemented its power.

why is mari speaking aladdin on stream

people still watch jelly?

Jelly's being really cute tonight. I haven't watched her in a while due to life stuff.

>>709157 She wants to know if you're astagfurallah or kamalakabbalah

>>709157 Pokemon, it always comes back to Pokemon with MariMari Underscore EN

>>709141 i would prefer a sunflower seed flowers die and it’s sad watching them all withered

>>709156 Sparta beat Athens

>>709159 >it's not bait, it's not bait

>>709152 You haven't a clue how things are run (and mis-run) and are just mad at places. It's really funny. Huff on

>>709155 Because you dislike Jelly and you're not a schizo like the people on 4chan, so it's worth being nice to you.

>>709164 Ambatukam? >>709169 Noted.

>>709070 Just remember that they are 4xl wearing FREAKS

>>709172 forehead sex

>Chatter almost immediately says his friend wont a couple at worlds oof

>>709156 Lost, their high point was before that when they pulled a bait and switch with the anti-persian Delian League turning it into their empire and the cities going from members to subjects over time.

>>709032 how is it that the commie States get to do all this traitorous shit, year after year, and nothing comes of it, but a few thousand patriots stage a spontaneous protest against an obviously fraudulent electoral process and it gets labeled the greatest threat to democracy in recent history????

>>708707 I like when she does the contrasting hype and somber voices. It's like "Eimi" is singing some parts and Eimi is singing the others. It reminds me there is a beautiful human woman behind the cute anime girl.

>>709152 You're forgetting the most important part, that their economy is subsidized through global integration of their tech companies. The US government has grounds to seize all property outside of California. This quite literally murders the Californian economy overnight. The deeper you dig into the financial side the more you realize how much of a lie the Cali economy is. It's all overleveraged to hell and back. They could actually solve the water problem long term but they'd have no way to get there before complete collapse into a command economy.

>>709185 eimi is a hamster

>>709184 Not to mention prior to that a few months before commies were burning cities to the ground because a junkie overdosed in police custody.

>>709173 I don't need to understand bureaucracy to understand infrastructure

>>709184 It was useful theater for the incoming administration

>>709048 lmao no the states would just turn the power off cali would be begging to come back day 1

>>709195 English, motherfucker! What the fuck does that mean?!

>>709175 And a fine salami lickem to you too.

>>709199 >cbt = cock and ball torture >tcg = trading card game

>>709199 CBT is cognitive behavioral therapy

>>709199 Closed Beta Test

>>709199 Case Bonnect Teneral

I hate acronyms so much.

>Makes shitpost >Gets griefed >Called a bot trying to fix it Is the shitposting even worth it...?

>>709219 SDIYBT

Phase JP viewers >Passionate about Phase and yet also have active dating lives Phase EN viewers >Turboincels who barely watch streams and pray for Hitler to retvrn every day Why? How come there is such a difference

>>709233 We like Phase friend Hitler here

>>709219 Bro hates acronyms 💀💀

>>709233 >How come there is such a difference JP women are crazy but they're still cute. American women are as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside.

>>709233 >Phase JP viewers Is he really a JP viewer if he was raised and lives in Thailand?

>asian soy milk is better >asian cosmetics is better Uruka is such a weeaboo

>>709184 There are no "commie states". The traitors usurped the nation with the JFK assassination and have been running a fake duopoly. Trump is play the part of a heavy. Both DNC and RNC support tighter boarders and complete surveillance/police state.

Why does everyone fear punctuation now?

>>709248 asian soy milk is usually sweetened asian cosmetics work better for asian skins too i think

>>709252 punctuation is commie propaganda

>>709252 whystoptherewhynotcutoutunnecessaryspacinglikethejapsdo

>>709255 just use few word why use many word when few word work

>>709236 Because you're a good little liberal, sure >>709252 And proper capitalization. They're just being skibbity hawk taus about it.

>>709238 you have yellow fever

>>709258 >hawk taus

>>709260 Is that not how the toilets spell it?

>>709256 whyword

>>709256 butthenhowcanifeellikeimbetterthaneveryoneelseifidontuseneedlesslyobtusewordingiwanttomakesureeveryoneknowsimaspecialboywhoneedsalltheattentionintheworld

>>709259 Yeah

>>709265 >butt hen heh

>>709265 attain attention with few word

>>709261 the meme is hawk tua

>>709269 >word still long 🪨

>>709251 >boarders GET THE CORVUS WE DO THE BOARDING