>>755734 /ΜΑΝS/ Commandments. >1. Why not merge with /stars/? Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor. >2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive? It is not of our concern. >3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji? It is not of our concern. >4. Did you guys see the boys numbers? It is not of our concern. >5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying? Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >6. The baiters are insulting your bros! Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words. >7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji! Thine words do not belong in this temple. >8. You guys should split the thr- Thou shalt not. Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>755734 Preorders Open >TEMPUS 3RD ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION MERCH (On sale until September 22nd 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsentempus_anniversary_3rd https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/tempus >GAVIS BETTEL'S AUGUST 19TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER CELEBRATION MERCH (On sale until September 22nd 18:00 JST) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_august19ththefinalchapter https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel >cafe de yume x ARMIS Collection https://cafedeyume.com/collections/holostars-english-armis-collection Permanent Merch https://rentry.org/HolostarsEnglish_Merch >Voice Packs <8% OFF all voice packs using the promo code "voice2509"! https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_tempus?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=ボイス https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_armis?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=ボイス New Covers/Originals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cY_-57iAEw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj1gnSGzH0k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG8JvCZ4qhk https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1hEa8zeEYY https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV196avz9EXk

Who's the biggest yumehater in Stars?

P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnHW5aVR2Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnHW5aVR2Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnHW5aVR2Y

>>755735 Amen.

>>755735 amen

>>755754 Crimzon Ruze

IDIOT FUCKING CLOWN ON THE LIES OF P TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnHW5aVR2Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnHW5aVR2Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pnHW5aVR2Y

RETARD PILOT ON THE LIES OF P TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXWKggb95I4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXWKggb95I4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXWKggb95I4

>>755735 amen

RUZE ON THE WOW WEDS PURPLE TELLY https://www.twitch.tv/crimzonruze_holostars_en https://www.twitch.tv/crimzonruze_holostars_en https://www.twitch.tv/crimzonruze_holostars_en

>>755735 amen RUZE WoW WEDNESDAY ON THE PURPLE TELLY https://www.twitch.tv/crimzonruze_holostars_en https://www.twitch.tv/crimzonruze_holostars_en https://www.twitch.tv/crimzonruze_holostars_en

>60 yr old woman got carried and pampered by 15 yo ruze in wow because her actual son outlevelled her and went to play alone >ruze is still chasing the high of peak wow social interaction tol this day didnt bettel get groomed as a ten year old by some convicted felon male. it really is formative

>>755735 Amen.

>>756093 >nonstop thinking graduation >based jobber hours >streams missed yeah

>>756093 >boring horny yumes and fujos do your job!!

>>756093 >Chinese Regis happening Reeda bilibili debut?

>die everglow Oh, no. >>756123 Not just >boring horny but >biggest boring horny

leader baiting leaving ... collabs not working out ... it's apocalypse

go back tourist

>>755735 AWWMEN >>755553 I like that he can be my son, little brother, boyfriend, wife and fridge magnet at the same time. He's equal parts innocent child and jaded adult.

>>755754 Octavio Consider the following scenarios: >"i wanna marry you tavi" >"no" >"i love you tavi" >"thanks?" >"happy valentines day tavi" >"go to work"

>>756328 >He's equal parts innocent child and jaded adult. That's a good way of describing him. He projects this weird air of composed authority at times, but he's also a clumsy, insecure little boy at heart. It's very charming.

>>756354 I find it so funny. There's this one guy that keeps hornyposting in Hakka's chat, he tried to say something to Tavi and puppetman completely shut him off with the coldest attitude ever. The contrast with slutbird tickles me so much.

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon >>755735 amen

>>756405 This is the difference between a twink and a fwink.

THE RAPE OF AXEL SYRIOS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjcshP5t8kU

Whose dick do I gotta suck to get Arabian Nights merch for EN? >>755735 Amen

>are you into petplay? you’re not allowed to talk, you just have to crawl over here and nod or shake your head at me >that wasn’t a no, so it was a yes to me based ruze

good image thank you mama https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1965904546624143637

>>756354 >hates yumes >hates fujos >hates parasocial >still join idol "company" based, i guess

>>756589 He's fucking the koi against the desk

>>756596 i like how we've progressed from do NOT the koi to him retweeting himself absolutely doing the koi raw and nasty.

>>756620 If he has to ask, he knows that the answer is yes.

>>756590 Isn't his fav hologirl Suisei? She doesn't pander that much from what I understand, I gues he thinks he can go without it as well

>>756620 >purple >30 something white dude with facial hair He's calling out bettel

>>756638 it's quite honestly just what they're like, and child bettel clearly picked it up from the properties he enjoyed. gonna be very funny to see ruze running a warlock til 40 though >>755986 >>743120

>>756589 Sitting on mama's lap, cockwarming him while he patiently guides your fins to rest on the correct keys. Once you've learned his method and reached an acceptable wpm, he finally allows himself to let lose and fills you up, not stopping his hips until he starts to leak out of you. He then flips you over, sitting you on his desk while he falls to his knees to clean you up.

>>756667 good lord hot

HAKKA ON THE HOLLOW KNIGHT TELLY https://www.youtube.com/live/xz3je7dXJ7U https://www.youtube.com/live/xz3je7dXJ7U https://www.youtube.com/live/xz3je7dXJ7U

https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1965932888542867951 aniki schedule!

I truly have no idea if it's the usual jungle rain or a game's sound effects sometimes

>pilot beat the boss before the clown maybe my baby gamer got better

>hakka would sacrifice a personal merch slot to rerun his nui >axel would sacrifice a personal merch slot to rerun his nui COVER CORP JUST PUT THE FUCKING THINGS ON THE STORE, MAKE IT A SMALLER SIMPLER PAPE IF YOU HAVE TO, JUST GIVE US PERMANENT MERCH

>I would have started doing backflips if I was breast cancer free Hakkers really not beating the woman allegations

>>756882 Both Astel and Rikka have release nuis of their alt outfits, so doing that wouldn't be a bad option. Those nuis are also bigger than the normal ones too.

>>756902 i have that rikkun nui, it's as big as the mascot plush. absolute fat fuck

Quite the thumbnail

>>756941 ToT

>>756941 uoh ToT

>>756941 shotaxel my beloved ToT >check and the first clover pit stream was during the start of /8mans/ it feels like a thousand years ago... >>137640 https://x.com/yuumavis/status/1718583863214227548

>Hakka infodumping about singing >Jungle deluge starts >Jobbing Life is good >>756941 >>756992 >Picrel

>>757018 Jobber test

>>757040 uooooohhh kawaii kono shota boys ToT

The face of a man that grinded for money but didn't read the text so it was all for (almos) nothing

7 hour Flayon stream ( ・∇・) well that's good

>Overcharmed Oh this will end well, I'm sure

bratty smalltop shota domming the hell out of a busted old man ToT

ANIKI ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkemSdbDd_k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkemSdbDd_k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkemSdbDd_k

>>757285 ( ´△｀) he's a real Gamer now?

ANIKI MINILIVE ON THE SHORTS axel ch. rehearsal ver https://youtube.com/watch?v=8FWAzZujipo official ch. full ver https://youtube.com/watch?v=WJGN7LIxwDU

>Making the same joke Sharing the same farting braincell

>>757319 switching from clover pit to horsemaxxing! seiun sky time!

>axel baits menshi gifts by uploading cute cat pics in menshi, but then reinvests the profit into buying high quality fish for the cats, so it's net zero kek

late night goober up! the long cancelled SH2R has finally been rescheduled!

GIBBY ON THE SPOOKY TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44izdCP7S8M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44izdCP7S8M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44izdCP7S8M

>>757629 Oooh nice, random Gibby Silent Hill sounds real good tonight.

>>757629 Oh shit, that's unexpected. And of course he's already started, sasuga Auntie.

The fact that Gibby is even early to his own guerrilla streams is kind of hilarious

>>756589 wbpmbi

>>757663 god why is this so cute silly fish

I'm so glad whenever someone can name songs besides Snow Halation.

>>757663 >looking at my keyboard to see where the letters are >it's just puniko fin slaps on the bottom row

>>757709 I watched love live but I can't remember any of the songs ┐('～`;)┌ idk why maybe people thought they were forgettable

BANCHOU ON THE DRAWING TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--h9t4uBruA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--h9t4uBruA

DINO MOURNING HIS HORSE DAUGHTER ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--h9t4uBruA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--h9t4uBruA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--h9t4uBruA

STOP-MOTION DINO TIME WOOO

>I will indefinitely stop playing Umamusume for a bit Well, at least some good has come of this.

MAESTRO VR CONDUCTING AN ORCHESTRA ON THE TELLYS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNinlkzQqeo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNinlkzQqeo https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en

MAESTRO ON THE MAESTRO VR TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNinlkzQqeo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNinlkzQqeo https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en https://www.twitch.tv/octavio_holostars_en

>wiwi came here to laugh at him >wacky balloon waving guy arms going at turbo speed kek

>Sure, I wish she could be resurrected, but...she's had enough. Real.

>cries on stream over dead horse he's never met That's my 10 year old

>>757876 look at him go

are you watching, boysinpain stream enjoyer? this one's for you... my poor baby dinosaur is straight grieving hard

Animal deaths always hit him hard

Oh this video with bettel 2 got missed

>I can't say where I went or what I did, but I thoroughly enjoyed it >I made a bunch of detours >For lore purposes, I was...somewhere Wow banchou, very informative

>Thrilled that people in expensive vacation spot aren't throwing trash everywhere and scamming him at every turn Oh Seanokuni

>>757926 definitely reasonable, he's been pushing that 150K karaoke hard, and everglow is going to lead right into armis 2nd anni and the holidays. their plates are going to be FULL full.

>has prepared a lil somethin' somethin' for anime fest+ >along with hakka >exclusive thing, not yet announced dinobird cooking each others cloacas live on the big panel stage

>they’re finally letting talents use holoplus as a bulletin board mama, are you seeing this? fax machine dinosaur execs CAN make progress

>instead of meet and grip, it's just gonna be my face or ass that you can slap Hot.

https://voca.ro/1frmrw29vHN0 https://voca.ro/1frmrw29vHN0 oh to be the nurse at the hospital lubing banchou up and forcibly emptying his rectum with my own two hands, then giving him an enema for good measure. oh to palpate his abdomen just a little more roughly than necessary as i scold him for nearly getting impacted, tracing the line of his large intestine as it wraps around his belly, then jabbing him in the liver to illustrate why its so painful when backed up stool rests there…

>i learnt this from reels >eating salt can make you dehydrated he's unfixably retarded

>girls don't poop >idols don't poop all holostars are women until proven male

>that's why Ruze, Octavio, Gibby and I are so close, we've all seen each other's assholes Yeah, during the Armis orgies

HE FINALLY BEAT SOUL MASTER >Jowol and Shinri_dm_ have been cheering on this dumb jobber for a while

>R.I.P-ed VOD >the only thing that's gonna be ripped here is my asshole He's really in M mode tonight

>palest princeling dino thinks he has a tan >but his nose is bright red burnt kek

It's time.

>I'm a little bit tanned right now Oooh...dino tanlines...

RUZE CALLING ALL OF ARMIS TO GET ON THE COLLAB TELLY RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zflr80QOSc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zflr80QOSc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zflr80QOSc

RUZE ON THE GIBBY TELLY SOUNDING AWFUL

Banchou, it's fine, you were just stalling and trying to find something new to do anyway

Alvin-kun, is that you?

>>757985 *its also secret silksong, just 20 hours early

>tavi already ended his stream HE HATES ARMIS

Ruzerex screeching at each other, but Ruze sounds like a 10 year old boy...

this is who is silking his song to the sound of dino screeches and late night gibby horror

>ITS IN SPANISH, WHY IS MY PROGRAM IN SPANISH calling the 5th member of armis

GOD FUCKING HATES ARMIS COLLABS

>Where's Octavio? >He went to bed >It's just gonna be the three of us buddies!! Wanna go into a room? Dino Eiffel Tower time...

welp..

ToT

GOLDREX 3D SEX

>octavio logs off and ruze has solo stream commitments >turns into a goldrex sex date just like outlast...

>We need to do an offcollab on the worst street in South Elysium >Getting stabbed speedrun!

>Robbers slashed open banchou and his brothers' piggy banks and left the cut open bodies on the floor for them to find Wow Seanokuni

>child banchou got lost in the mall, thought he was going to die or never go back to his family, and made an "i'm sorry mommy, never forget me, you and my brothers live on without me there, the mall cops will give this to you if i die here" crying and begging voice note on her borrowed phone >they found him (obviously) >she thought the voice note was cute and shared it to all her coworkers next day

Gibby is gonna service the South Elysians to prepare for the con

>Crimzon de la Ruze and GoldBalut >Banzoin Manila

>Banchou still gets scammed in South Elysium because he looks like a foreigner >Got charged $20 for ice cream and didn't protest because he had the money

Oh I just noticed Hakka's model is in debut shaky chihuahua mode

RE-ENTER RUZE

>all of armis thinks you can't multi-stream in the same vod >axel has switched within vod at least 3-4 times by now aniki...

Impromptu Deadlock collab!

>>757985 TELLY ALIVE AGAIN

God hates Ruze so much

Spoiled dino successfully convinced Ruze to do Marvel Rivals instead

>if you say you played helldivers without me, I will gut you like a fucking fish Yandere Ruuzu...

RUZE MARVEL RIVALS TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xumMxOTbI4I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xumMxOTbI4I

>don't make me put clothes on, its too hot >i'm gonna be a little stiffy too JUZE RAPE

GIBBY MARVEL RIVALS TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGktPhbwiXs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGktPhbwiXs

Armis getting stiff together in the room

armis unity...

KEK

Ruzerex...3D sex...?

>they all look like they're sitting on top of each other >ruze GEDDANing into their laps

finally all in the same game, we're so back

Banchou's sage 3D advice: don't turn the computer connected to your 3D suit off until you're done streaming

Ruzerex fans, we are so fucking back

>singing about sucking dick at the truck stop or something peak boys night

>we're all just trying to crawl into goldie's lap. you've got a knee for each of us, right? >i've got three ToT

>I'm like super fuckin torn up right now >Bro's ripped, literally >We're all just trying to lean into Goldie's lap, that's all The GiBBC is too powerful

Ruze is having quite the night

going mildly crazy for all these deep angles over ruze's cleavage and back muscles

Banchou playing Hulk as extra constipated and extra gay

>job the round >[markiplier] thank you for the superchat arigatougozaimasu >ruze: shut the fuck up! >round starts >GGREEEUUGUGUGGHGGHH HUUULK

2D auntie watching over these two stubborn children

Being this sleepy makes him seem drunk... must resist raping the bird...

no more yaoi :< >dude i gotta rip my gloves off and let my nips free, my ass is on fire ruze is so fuckin zesty tonight

>all three stripping naked out of their 3D suits >gibby wears just underpants

It's time. Again.

>last one >CAN'T END ON A LOSS >one more

>3 bosses >A shit ton of abilities and charms >1 Colosseum win half asleep >Concert shilling Good work jobbirb

RABU REEDA IN RUZE CHAT

last game (fr (fr (not a lie (win or lose (we end after this one)))))

>>758166 It's been a while since he showed up in one of the boys' chats. I can't even remember when he showed up the last time. Please come back, blue boy...

>>758197 ruze crashed so ONE MORE GAME

>>758207 can only assume he's up at 6am for work, since he's usually eeby deeby until midday otherwise. maybe a late night boys collab on the weekend if he has time... just glad to see him around

>bargaining for collabs >jurard wants vintage story >ruze wants PoE2 at next update >both blaming gibby's PC disaster arc

>>758213 *len's island, not vintage story

>one last goldrex win >gibby straight up mutes and ends >ruze badgers jurard into joining a lobby then ditches on him and ends instantly >stupid dino lost and alone in his empty 3D room what a fantastic shitshow, ahhhh im full of boys rabu rabu

is this the first time jurard has raided rikka? he finally got the raid perms

one last big ruze tittage for the road

rurex (and goldrex) were well-fed, so jealous

>>758166 I really hope this is a sign that he's coming to the end of whatever he's been working on and getting ready to do some streaming to hype the concert. They've got about two weeks left, so it's kind of now or never if they're actually gonna do some marketing for the thing.

What a night

C*cktavio...

>>758608 >Cocktavio What did anon mean by this

thinking about flayfeet

>>758905 i want him to dig the sharp nail part of his dino shoes into my clit so bad its unreal.

>>758939 you understand me anon... imagine him playing a boring soulslop with one leg kicked to the side grinding (You) to the floor next to him so you pay attention.. making you count how many hits it takes him to defeat an enemy but he suddenly presses his claw down hard so you lose count and have to start over ToT semi-related mini fic I saved from this thread a while ago: https://pastebin.com/9PKdyZ9F

Any guesses on the song collab?

>>759112 idk shit about music but the MV's artist is the one who made this so I have faith it'll be good

>>759123 ( ・∇・) Lau yeah I know their art

CLOWN PEE ON THE EARLY TELLY https://www.youtube.com/live/oz-6dPbKWHk https://www.youtube.com/live/oz-6dPbKWHk https://www.youtube.com/live/oz-6dPbKWHk

SURPRISE PILOT BOSS RUSH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw-kLe5ArY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw-kLe5ArY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw-kLe5ArY

RED RETARD ALSO ON THE P TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw-kLe5ArY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw-kLe5ArY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bw-kLe5ArY

as recommended by pilot

cute aniki proud father running the gemini cup in 10 minutes!

the one he got pregnant? me

ANIKI ON THE HORSEMAXXING TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4CFE99Ad0U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4CFE99Ad0U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4CFE99Ad0U

>after gym, slept a full night from 11pm to like 7.30am and nearly missed stream because he didn't set an alarm finally aniki getting some hard won rest in

>(telling an analogy about him being a casual player in umamusume bringing ribs to the cookout with the suburban dads) >i kinda wanna go on a cookout with the boys, now. next time we're all in japan we should go camping down by the river and cook a bunch of meat on the fire

puppetman in the rafters and inside ruze's body ToT

>>759833 cucktavio...

>>759829 For real, the way he milked her death for content was disrespectful

>>759833 Ruze and Octavio should just get married

>>759943 >giving a little speech about how an animal inspired you and expressing sadness it died is disrespectful now

>>759963 It's the same as people posting sob stories when a celebrity dies, it's only to lift themselves up by using someone else's death, yes

>>759963 but it didn't inspire him. he's never mentioned haru urara until her death when everyone else was talking about. it's okay to express sympathy for a dead figure but there's a difference between that and then pretending like you were a fan from the beginning.

>>759943 Just focus on your music-making carrer, Tavi.

>>759943 I wouldn't call it disrespectful but pretty much every english fan is on the performative bandwagon over it

>>759976 >he's never mentioned haru urara until her death

>>760004 Liking Urara was the popular thing, of course he would jump on it

>>759976 >>759992 Eh, they made that horse the face of the franchise for a reason. She might not be a top favorite character for most people, but the actual horse's story is endearing for most people. It'd be weirder if people did the same when Grass Wonder died a month ago. Context: Axel's racing Urara in the Gemini Cup. She's coming in 9/9 and lagging so behind, just as God intended.

PILOT + MYSTERY NIGGA COVER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4SRp9IuaA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4SRp9IuaA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4SRp9IuaA

thanks intern

I watched dozens of hours of Lies of P content and have no idea what this song is but they sound pretty good together

bretty gud, ngl

HAKKA ON THE BIRD TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59J5AWGUhfI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59J5AWGUhfI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59J5AWGUhfI

HAKKERS ON THE CLOACA PARTY VN TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59J5AWGUhfI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59J5AWGUhfI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59J5AWGUhfI

their voices really suited the song. very fitting that their first duo cover is a lies of p song

PILOT ON THE AFTER P-ARTY ZATSU TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIJfpZiEisY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIJfpZiEisY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIJfpZiEisY

FLAYON COVER AFTER PARTY ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIJfpZiEisY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIJfpZiEisY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIJfpZiEisY

RUZE ON THE SILKSONG TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JMachHSTI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JMachHSTI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JMachHSTI

RUZE SILKING HIS SONG ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JMachHSTI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JMachHSTI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_JMachHSTI

return of the P-in-P cam, just like 2023 memories. proud of these two imbeciles for coming so far

Just caught the song, they harmonized really well. I think it fit Flayon's voice very nicely, too.

>ENTER TAVI >EXIT TAVI

>Bird appears >Cackles >Bird appears >Cackles >Bird appears >Cackles

>>760176 I'm loving it, just hear that wheezing

>>759976 He made her basically the center of his Umamusume streams? >pretending like you were a fan from the beginning. Anon, he stated quite clearly in the zatsu that he is not a diehard fan of her or Umamusume, but the story was relatable to him. You don't have to be a public figure's #1 fan to give a little tribute when they die, it's basically expected behaviour if you're on xitter.

>Evil doctor bird on screen >I'd let him give me a prostate exam, without the glove!! Based Hakkers

Oh, damn, I just saw Pacific Drive is getting an expansion, hope Shinri gets around to playing it. Those were some comfy streams.

>>760230 pretty sure i remember him quote tweeting some announcements a few months back, it's likely on his radar

Chat picking boring shy bird instead of the flamboyant French diva. Lame.

>>760251 Yay, I'll wait patiently then!

Hakka calling this weird human girl out for her microaggressions against the birds

>Going for Sakuya >"I think I wanna break him" Hakka gets it.

spengler bengler on the minilive SHORTS feature! bettel ch. rehearsal ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVqBgVtFBTQ official ch. full ver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNSVan4stPo

Slutbird really doesn't understand what hunter-gatherer means, does he?

I forgot the girl in this literally lives in a cave.

junior HATE

>>760395 >All these mispronunciations Maybe he's in extra ESL brain-mode

How do you guys rate cover ( ・∇・) I haven't watched yet because sleep

>>760440 9/10 still like his 3D aishite just a little more, excited to see what else he's hiding in the backlog

>>760440 feels good/10 Goofy lyrics, good harmonies

>>760440 probably the perfect song for them to cover. felt very cinematic for the lies of p arc. sexo art. i want to hear more soft songs from pilot

AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

Cave dweller Hakkers is extra dedicated to scoring that rich French diva after seeing his fancy mansion

https://x.com/chillysartwork/status/1966003772855038311 ToT

ENTER MIYABI

ruze's holostars echolalia parasites >flayon: YOU HATE ME >bettel: heh. lookin for me? >altare: wah~

https://x.com/HOLOSTARSen/status/1966320883774943567 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ikWTcxJk0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ikWTcxJk0 key visual up! OUTFITS REVEALED!

>Successfully scored rich French bird That's my boy!

>>760613 >He can finally pursue music by having a rich bird >He ran away from home and will likely get disowned It's over >>760599 Surprisingly simple, but let's see how it looks like from the torso down

>>760599 I want to headpat whoever came up with the chokers, very sexo. Besides that, they're kind of plain, I would've expected more embellishments.

>>760599 >Hakka and GB have exposed pits WHORES

SEX

>>760599 sex with pits!

fashionably late

>>760639 >Pits >Collar >Shorts >Robert Downey Jrs Very nice

length of bottoms men >pants boys >shorts but what do the colors mean?

>>760639 >>760643 Wait, does everyone but Hakka have something representing their mascot/fan rep?

>>760639 I'm glad they picked white for Reeda, it suits his image >>760643 And I love Jurard's slutty waist and navel showing in that top...

Cute birbo crying talking about how much the concert means to him

>>760657 the hakkito is strapped to the outside of the jacket

it still gets to me when this bird cries, sweetie

>borb sobbing in gratitude this stupid whore is such a fantastic idol

>>760639 sex flayon pits

>>760668 Oh, shit, I see it now. Ok, nevermind.

>>760639 CUTE I love it, Shinri's family crest and little gold touches are nice. The v-necks are really doing it for me, and they have so many belts... >birb's big ass purple platforms kek. I wonder how it'll look on their actual models

>>760639 they got put in the magni pants

>>760679 (｡・´_｀・｡) don't lick his pits...

Wonder if his other daruma dream/goal is having a concert in the budokan

Does he hate the betellion they aren't on the costume ┐('～`;)┌ I wonder why they can't just have both mascots

>>760639 Sexy motherfuckers JFC... That fish placement was on purpose, wasn't it? Not that I'm complaining as a koi, kek.

>Hakka was the one that wanted to have a Hakkito in his pocket >mascots being incorporated into the other designs came after

>>760700 I wouldn't be surprised if there was a stipulation of only one allowed on the outfit, but even if there wasn't, I'll be real, Phantom's design is better.

>>760700 senzaki mama knows how to make a vtuber, he was created with phantom as a companion since day one. UGLY toothpick used to scrape off nailpolish bettelion will never compete

>>760714 I mean I like phantom (　・３・) but I think it would be better to have the fans "body" to like everyone else since it's like they are together in concert

>>760639 that roon? me

>your oshi is a crybaby, but he's YOUR crybaby Cute~

>ruze made minor changes to his outfit >all his metal is gold instead of silver >gem in choker changed to zephyr purple instead of his hexcode red

>>760715 I mean he was the one to commission the design for them right? ( ´,_ゝ`) so maybe should of picked a better looking things if ugly....

>>760700 bettelion sit in the cuck chair backstage

>>760734 ;_; nooo i actually like the bettelion design there is something whimsical and cute about them in a odd way.

then he would have to include jesticles and jerrys too phantom is objectively better

I'm not gonna lie it would be cool to see traditional idol costume (*´・∀・｀*). Now that we saw preview the rating is 4/10 on appeal factor and in creativity

>>760721 That's a fair point. I guess I'm not so bothered because Phantom was there first and we came later.

Imagine if you son told you, "hey mom, I just quit my job, I'm gonna be an anime boy for this Japanese company you've never heard of"

>>760733 he's a massive contrarian and wanted them to be the anti-mascot, they were designed wrong on purpose and stand out to this day as an awful choice

>>760741 I mean I don't think he has to include those since betellion show up in official merch and what not

See guys, even spamming "LMAO" really does do something!

>>760643 I CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE

The chokers are ultra gay and Tavi's head looks weird.

>ruze going on brb to have his overwhelmed cry love love love love LOVE this branch

>>760748 She was right in being skeptical, but it must've been crushing for him

>>760707 Puniko got the best view

>Until they fire me or put me down, I'll be your little exorcist, and that's a promise! Kyaa~

>>760777 imagine the smell after a long day of rehearsals

>>760777 >left finned reach, puniko! reach! the josuweewee is right there!

>>760639 Shiny spicy still being the most covered up motherfuckers in the branch. My modest christian duo...

>>760787 Puniko only needs to vibrate to get smothered in mama juice

>>760777 we got puniko pogging at mama's crotch, this is the best idol outfit and ngl him lovingly holding their little tail is doing a good job of keeping the dirty thoughts at bay

>>760753 (｡・´_｀・｡) there's a lot going on in these designs

Fish spotted

My idols are idoling...

>>760806 FISH LOVE BANJO LOVE

birb will be squeezing his big fish

>>760813 >>760814 Xenos LOVE FOREVER

>>760769 honestly I don't think he's the only with slightly off art, but whatever, this is a moment to celebrate

JUNIOR HATE!!!!

>>760639 Even now, I still think the axelotl is a fur hood/collar...

Would you guys wanna see stuff like this for costume?

>>760851 something like the first one could be very cute, especially with star patterning, and if they were given a thematic setlist or "storyline/journey" style showcase. the 2nd is a bit much, i've never been fond of overglamored prince fits.

>trying to rush screading before two meetings in ten minutes >keeps getting distracted with chat brainrot

Imagine if Shinri convinced them to sing Shiny Smily Story. He had such a passionate speech about it being the ultimate idol song during that one menshi nyaraoke. I would cry.

I really love the contrast between my two sons.

Hakka's face with running mascara...

hakka...

Why does this lil guy look so stressed? Ungrateful sorawrity getting fucked by banchou's nipple tch

>>760944 Poor Ruze. Between this and his 3D debut also being a struggle, that's got to be rough.

>>760950 hm. that misty mountain gaming collab also either fell through or is severely delayed (iirc they got bae's dice out after many many months and recently did something with gigi). cover fucking hates ttrpg nerd assholes

>>755739 TEN DAYS LEFT BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>760960 that bettelion is fucking huge

>>760954 I've been surprised by how slow they're rolling that out. I think I heard Bae's had some production issues? Or a design had to be changed or something. I almost thought they were going to mothball it until Gigi did her stream recently. I'm still looking forward to seeing Ruze design his.

>>760960 I'm so tempted to get them all...huuu my poor wallet...

>>760950 >Ruze did have his arms crossed originally and made them fix it Management hates him, huh

>>760954 Looks like they're gearing up to do Mori's next/soon, so Ruze and Kronii left after her. Guessing Ruze goes last. And wow, it's been 7 months since the announcement.

>>760902 I would love that, ngl.

I’m reeaaaally not a fan of those baggy pants. Idk maybe it’s just the art and it’ll be less egregious in model but still… blegh.

kill yourself range ban sea

kill yourself

>>760777 funny that you cant even see what would be supposedly tying it to the belt so it kinda just does look like theyre going for the crotch here. amazing

>>761191 It's the opposite for me. Not feeling those v-neck tank tops. The baggy pants are okaayyy, though they look better in black than white.

Listened to cover bettel and Flayons voices work really good together ( ・∇・) Good job boys!!!

I just pray for a live ten-man performance of Flow - Go and soulja boy That shit would be iconic.

>>761339 Clown hate ( ´,_ゝ`)

>>761357 now you're learning, kaomoji. good pet!

>>761387 ( ・－・) thanks? Also wdym by pet

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what's with the belts though ngl

He's giving Xiaorawrity the "You don't need to ask if I'm okay when I stream for 11 hours" talk

>>761467 Seriously, did they let p-poco design this? Even the pants and boots kind of feel like Ruze's normal outfit. Wish they had more detail that wasn't just belts.

>>761467 To buy time for the authorities to arrive and save them from idol-defiling rapists

>What is "nyaruhodo" in Chinese?? >Yuan lai ru ci I feel like he's definitely the one picking up the most Chinese from this

>>761481 >p-poco That'd be better than whatever happened between her and Ruze/Cover

>>761516 Oh yeah, almost forgot about that.

>>761516 honestly the parachute pants and beltspam does make me think of her, hopefully they've worked it out. and hoping that ruze saying lots of his birthday plans fell through and merch might not come aren't down to some kind of mama artist rift.

>actually typing notes down when people tell him phrases so he can remember them for later >when I end this stream I'm gonna be speaking in full sentences! Cute~

>>760599 Kinda plain aren't they I guess I wasn't huge on starsJP's first idol outfits either though

They're really getting a great display of his ESL

>oh my god, it's finally time, we can do 24 hour streams here! He's gonna die

>>761575 his dream of rewatching all of his one-hour debut week youtube streams in a marathon... achievable...

>>761522 Actually it might've been. If he wasn't happy with any other artist besides his mama or couldn't find one he liked, then he's kinda fucked on his merch. Speaking of which I don't get what his issue with Cover has been lately. Everyone else has had almost comically smooth sailing with projects and merch this year EXCEPT Ruze.

>Jurard T Rexford loves talking, and because of that, Jurard T Rexford never gets shit done! >1.5 hours in, still hasn't even started up the game >has, however, assembled a long list of helpful Chinese phrases

>>761591 hmm, wouldn't say that, we had a few months where hakka's special zatsu for memeshikute kept getting delayed and it missed VGanni by a mile, and flayon's been hinting at a buttload of covers practically all year that are only beginning to process out now. but overall the birthdays, anniversaries, merch lines and special production streams have been laughably smooth and easy, true, and we've had two subunits created with AHO and trinity. we're living large. i can only assume he has altare-level deep seated autism focus where he can't easily shift gears or accept a compromise on his vision.

He's having a moment

>>761591 He put out a merch drop earlier this year for the Ruzader anniversary that went totally smooth, and other than signing a bunch of chekis with his complicated signature, his outfit 2 merch was great. What merch complication are we talking about because today is the first mention of merch problems I’ve heard from Ruze.

>>760639 contrary to what most here seem to think, I don't like these outfits, it's not even the pants or belts, but the color placement is lazy af. its all just black or white with a tiny splash of color that's too small to break anything up. The white is better as it doesn't blend into one big blob as much as the black fits and the twinks are far better too with the shorts, because the bare legs also function as a fine break up, but the rest? oof Also not much a fan of the slutty Vneck + choker. I get it's appealing for many, but personally I think an IDOL outfit should be a bit less daring. Also wish there was some kind of pattern somewhere, just something visually interesting. I hope the baggy pants don't clip weirdly when they move. Well at least my birbo looks fine.

>>761655 Well I gave them a 4/10 ( ´,_ゝ`) I would like to see outfits with a bit more personality then techwear

>>761655 I agree for the coloring. The white at least has the black shirt, gloves, and some of the belts to break it up, but the black option is just a solid block of the same texture. It's especially bad for Axel, Bettel, Shinri, and Jurard, who end up looking like giant masses of black. Wish a couple of them took GB's jacket option to help break it up. For the sluttiness, I'm guessing that they took some inspo from KPop? Personally, I wish they either added more or didn't do it at all. It's a weird in between right now, and at least more whore bits would have added more interesting textures for visual interest (e.g. fishnet, mesh panels)

>>761655 Only things I agree on is that all of them should have patterns on the back of their little hip capes like Bettel's (like Axel's could be the inner lining of his second outfit cape) and that they need one more splash of color somewhere. Otherwise they're good outfits.

>>758053 get you a wife who busts your balls for your steam activity like ruze has

>>760204 Relatable to him when he has never had to fight for anything kek

I wish Altare would do a Nintendo Direct watchalong. But ofc, he's busy.

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>>761737 I read that as "hip cages" and imagined them in chastity belts

>hits them with the xiè xie >captions say * * >borb saying shit shit true polyglot

>>761655 I would have loved princely/military uniform-type idol outfits but I guess they didn't want to clash with JP

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