wew

Working it well too.

Now this shit show is over. What was your favourite show this week and what promotions are you going to keep an eye on? AEW doesn't count you tranny cum guzzler

Double hymen BREAKing.

>>140015 The cat fights were no joke the best.

>>140015 DDT was fun, I'm keeping up with MLW and AAA (because I hate myself) Right now the only shit that I care about is if Bandido is joining Best of the Super Juniors this year

Ace styling does not need to be spoken of? I suppose someone should.

I'm gonna try to be generous. 5/10 show (at best). Best Mania they've had in years due to the fact that the last few Wrestlemanias have been total and utter garbage. Some thoughts: Rollins winning right out of the gate was pretty gud. Pretty exciting and unconventional way to open the show. I could take or leave those tag title matches, honestly. Forgettable. AJ and Orton had no fucking right to be as disappointing as it was. Loved that Kofi winning made all the Hitler marks salty af lmao Was amused at first with the Cena-Elias segment. Now I wish it never happened. Waste of time. Triple H v. Batista; everything from the entrances (mainly Paul's Mad Max shit), to the storytelling, to the reaction shots, to the weapon spots - fucking great, even though the match itself was pretty lackluster. Was totally the highlight of the night for me. I much as I really don't give a shit about it, the fans were apparently pretty invested in that main event. And what a great way to take the air out of them to finish the show by having an accidental pin. Becky, Booley, Asuka: they all deserved better than this horse shit. Also, the fact the WWE actually managed to make Kurt's retirement match happen with a completely dead crowd… it's almost impressive. But why? Corbin has no future in the company. Why make him win? My mind melted during this entire ordeal. It was probably Vince's idea because he's still salty as fuck that Kurt left in 2006. Fucking asshole. I hope he gets raped by a bunch of niggers in hell after his heart finally gives out due to all the artificial testosterone and steroids he's still taking.

>>140023 >Also, the fact the WWE actually managed to make Kurt's retirement match happen with a completely dead crowd… it's almost impressive. But why? Corbin has no future in the company. Why make him win? My mind melted during this entire ordeal. It was probably Vince's idea because he's still salty as fuck that Kurt left in 2006. Fucking asshole. I hope he gets raped by a bunch of niggers in hell after his heart finally gives out due to all the artificial testosterone and steroids he's still taking. Should of been Chad Gable..

>>140023 >/tranny pol/ likes the guy who comes out, plays two strums on a guitar then wastes 5 minutes talking between commercial BREAKs Corbin could have a future if WWE would stop booking people to run around the ring.

>>140024 Shelton Benjamin

>>140023 Not sure how Becky isn't everyone's favorite girl.

>>140027 Becky is as bad as the rest of the roster. Her intro theme is just superior to everyone elses. But they even botched that by not extending it for Mania so it cut out half way through and restarted, when it's basically a loop any way

>>140028 Anyone who hammers Rousey is fine in my book.

>>140026 THATS A GOOD ONE! It would been a more awesome retirement match if it was Charlie Haas

>>140030 I wanted Heyman to turn on Brock letting rollins win and then come out with Benjamin to beat up Corbin and take his spot. Playing on the Team USA angle

Talking of old shit is just taking away from what happened tonite. Your bitch lost.

If you want to go again, going to have to ready up slut.

>>140029 She wasn't even in the match. She spent more time out of the ring than in. But this way they can keep pushing Flair's cum hole who can claim she never lost her title and repeat this for the next PPV. >>140031 Why would a jew promote the USA goy?

>>140034 AJ and Becky mania. The least gay Mania recently, considering how it started. I need Cornette to show up for a proper burial.

>>140035 Ireland is one of the few Western countries who voted in fag marriage not had it forced on them.

What happened with the two nig nogs after the Angle send-off? I took a piss because I didn't care to see 2 monkies babbling about, after the previous match.

Becky went into business for herself.

Becky potato'd for Bliss.

Just saw highlights, for the most part for once, most of the right guys won except roman again, Seth, Kofi, Becky etc, considering the WMs for the past no. of years were absolutely shit in that area, makes this 5/10 Mania into one of the better ones of recent times. Still too long as fuck, can't imagine sitting through all of it for 8 hours, thank goodness I didn't waste my sleep on watching this.

>81 ISPs Not a bad turnout though we've had bigger ones before. Then again I didn't shill across every top 25 board like before.

>>139677 Bliss looks like a pornstar, and her plastic implants looked terrible, it's like she's becoming a smaller version of Dana Brooke.

This was the first Wrestlemania to not feature The Overcarder since like, the 90s? Wonder why.

>>140045 Yeah getting botox and shit was a terrible idea. She looked way better back in NXT/when she was first called up. Dana Brooke is straight up JUST though, especially compared to how she used to look in NXT or even Titus Worldwide.

>>140048 Maybe Vince is angry at him for appearing at Starrcast

You guys are really done talking about this???? Thought this thread would still have posts

Haven't followed WWE in quite a while, but I'm honestly curious how much the WWE and Universal titles have been cheapened. You have your main show of the year, your showcase of the best of the best, and you put the Universal Title on to curtain jerk and you then put the WWE title randomly in the midcard? Have WWE cheapened the main titles or something? Hell, the IC and US belts were higher on the card.

>>140235 They've been doing this for a while now, I think since 2017 or 2018, when PPVs became co-branded again. I still don't understand it though. AJ Styles had a year long WWE Title reign but he barely main evented any shows. Some of it was because Lesnar was on it as the Universal champ, but even on the shows he wasn't there, AJ was tossed in the middle of the show with other people in the main event. The IC and US belts are as worthless as ever, despite some main event level guys holding it. Honestly I don't get WWE match placements anymore, basically do whatever they want, even on RAW/SD the scene is all wack, on any given day, anyone is in the main event.

>>140023 Triple H v. Batista Would of been a better match if batista was in wrestling shape but he gassed out in 4 minutes. Kofi winning saw that coming a mile away. I think triple H regrets the booker T thing and wrote this story to make up for it(pathetic) >Also, the fact the WWE actually managed to make Kurt's retirement match happen with a completely dead crowd… it's almost impressive. But why? Corbin has no future in the company. Why make him win? My mind melted during this entire ordeal. It was probably Vince's idea because he's still salty as fuck that Kurt left in 2006. They also did the typical shit. They let this guy easily kick out of the angle slam….. they let him get out of the ankle lock and he walked off and no sold everything angle did. Angle jobs to this fuck after missing his moonsault that I actually bolieved they were going to let him do for once(they didn't) so then he gets on the mic and honestly I think it was poetry "Yes I do suck" I bolieve when he said this he was just thinking in his mind. "My country has gone to shit I'm mr USA an actual olympic gold medalist wrestler and I dedicated my life to this business which turned to shit and I let it bury me yes indeed I do suck FUCK THIS PLACE"

>>140235 The titles have been cheapened since the mid 2000s. The amount of top tier title switches during that era was just sheer retardation. I mean say anything you want about triple H's reign of terror but at least the title meant something then.