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WRESTLEMANIA 35 THREAD 2 Boliever 04/08/2019 (Mon) 03:52:28 Id: 3c3c1e No. 139392
THREAD 2 GOGOGOGOGOGO
What a waste of Hall and Nash.
>>139303 I feel like Billie has the better body. Both their faces seem a little… off to me though
Those fucking nobodies probably have NO IDEA who the fuck those two were to be honest
Joe in the pissBREAK match. Fuck sake.
OOGA BOOGA 619
>>139392 >Mysterio as Iron Fist
Letting Scott Hall anywhere near medicine might be a bad idea
>Scott Hall had a toothpick under his mask >Nash was going to rape those guys
>>139401 >Nash is currently raping those guys
Is that racist? Every time Rey comes out they always show the spanish commentators.
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>>139399 Mercifully, he must've burned that godawful Mysterio-thong outfit.
>>139405 it's inclusive
>This match order. >Not putting Kofi higher up on the card. >Crowd has adrenaline crashed due to the Kofi match being on earlier. >US Championship on after the Heavyweight title WTF WWE
am i drunk
Will we finally see a muscle buster?
>>139405 Maybe to someone overanalyzing everything
>>139383 >I have no problem with black people There's your first mistake, chief. Don't worry though, live long enough and you'll have one eventually. Provided you actually leave your house from time to time and are forced to interact with niggers in any significant way.
>not forcing the Japanese and the Korean commentators to stand next to each other
>NIP CORNER
what the fuck
That was quick WTF
Christ what a squash
Well damn, what the hell was that?
I'm guessing Rey is still injured?
Yep. Rey definitely injured.
>the coconut clutch is THAT racist?
>>139409 They told the media that Becky/Charlotte/Ronda match was the main event tonight so I is causing a lot of matches that could actually close out the night going first.
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whack
>Killing the midget superhero in a squash match They're really rushing some of this shit tonight
>>139423 Obviously, but you could have a better match order than this.
Good on Joe since he's been losing every match since getting the US title
WEW I was actually looking forward to that match.
….is this the faggot version of Collateral?
Oh god, Batista this movie was a mistake.
>Stuber This looks bad enough for a stream one day down the road
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lol rey died
>asian commentators check some dubs
more like gey mysterio
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>The entrances were longer than the match.
>Drew Mcyntire Wasn't he Triple H's "Prodigy," That was suppose to be the next great thing? What happened?
[LOUD CHEERING]
>>139434 Your stream is even further behind than mine
>>139437 It was worse, he was Vince's prodigy.
>>139439 Just refresh in between matches.
Drew McIntyre: Lover of cancer
>>139431 I lol'd at the phone gag. I dunno, it might be worth a watch on Netflix.
Mcintyre is boring and over-rated imo
>this editing implying Roman's leukemia will come back if he loses
>>139437 He was shite, then he left WWE and went for the indies, he got a little better and now both vince and haitc are considering him as the next top heel or something
>>139446 McIntyre has come a long way.
>>>139445 >Drew considering himself stronger than Leukemia Damn
>no POC in this marching band woah racist
>>139443 Nothing is worth a watch on Netflix.
Finally, some showmanship. Looks like they saved most of the budget for the end of the show. Betcha Triple-H's intro is going to be gaudy as all fuck.
>>139451 If they don't top that Conan shit from a few years ago I'm gonna assume HHH is dying of gayness.
>Take the dog out to let it shit >Joe won in the meantime fug
>semi pop
>Drew Mcintyre is like something out of Braveheart God damn I hate Michael Cole so much.
i miss the [LOUD NUCLEAR HEAT BOOING] when Roman comes down
>>139456 now they don't know how to react
If Roman phones it in and has a shit match, hopefully he gets boos again
>>139456 Wait a few weeks, it will come back soon enough
>>139451 Triple h is going to come out standing on top of a metal gear as solid snake with steph dressed as otakon piloting
>>139451 He's going to come out in purple acting like Thanso
>>139446 thanks TNA
>>139456 The crowd is smart, they're not dicks. Guy comes back from cancer he's only getting one response. >>139459 I think you're wrong. The cheers may die down, but I doubt he'll get nuclear heat again.
>>139456 They turned the crowd volume down as soon as his music hit, so maybe there was plenty of boos
>>139458 That's just it though, people were so distracted by the loud booing meme they never noticed Roman's matches are usually pretty fucking good.
If Drew can come back and still be shit and get Mania matches why can't John Morrison come back and actually be good?
>>139460 He's probably going to come out on the bike again.
>>139465 I stopped watching a few years ago but they sucked dick then. It took Cena a decade to shake being a low-quality green wrestler pushed to the top because Vince is a repressed homosexual.
>>139467 *trike which is gay af
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>>139465 >Roman matches. >Good.
Roman Reigns is being advertised as fucking Tylenol >anyone who's every been sick…Roman is fighting for you!
>>139439 ree it keeps freezing even at 650kb/s
>>139465 >tfw it wasn't a meme
>>139469 >>139467 This is the likely reality. He was in the midlife crisis biker outfit during the Hall of Fame clapping session earlier.
>>139471 I had the flu once GO ROMAN GO
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GIB UP?
Headbutt? McIntyre, fuck are you trying to do, lad, end yours and Roman's careers in one go?
>>139477 GIB UP?
Drew McIntyre said he's gonna kill all these island-dwelling bongo apes like his name is Babar, I heard.
I thought the terminator entrance was pretty cool tbh, better than the movie it was advertising
>>139481 Triple-H brought 3 terminator heads to the ring with him. Like the implication was, motherfucker I just decapitated three terminators with my bare hands before this match as a throwaway, what chance do you have? Triple-H is fucking nuts.
I just hope we get more Steph in leather. Just saying.
>>139483 MOMMY
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>>139483 Seconded.
>>139473 >>139470 Tell me this isn't a good match.
Gay.
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>no NJPW nipponese commentary to switch to
>>139487 It wasn't
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>>139487 >Tell me this isn't a good match.
>>139487 It's actually kinda dull compared to what's happened
>>139487 I personally don't like Reign's moveset, but he tells a good enough story. Superman punch/Spear bore the fuck out of me. Man needs some kind of huge powerbomb.
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>Computer crashes mid stream >Stream no longer loads
I almost expected Drew to kick out of the spear, then I remembered it was from THE [LOUD LEUKEMIA]G BABY YEZZIR
>>139487 Well, it just had a shit finish.
>>139487 Admittedly the finish was shit but getting there was good.
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>>139487 >literally have to blind our fans to get pops for roman This wasn't a good match you stupid nigger
>>139492 I'd say it's been the second best match so far.
>>139493 He used to do a last ride sit out powerbomb or something, not sure what happened with that
AJ vs Orton was better
>>139500 remember when he kept trying the hurricanrana or frankensteiner or some shit?
>>139500 Shame, that would be perfect. I'd also accept any sort of powerful slam. Guy's big, he should show it. Also a punch for a finisher is gay. Only reason I consider the spear okay is because of Edge and to be fair he did it off shit.
>>139500 How bout a "Fuck You" Vader Bomb as a finish?
>>139499 you'd be wrong
NUT BUTTER
That was actually funny. Leave it to Rusev and Lana to make me laugh at a Snickers commercial
Oh god, Elias has go away heat with me.
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Ok, that was kino as fuck. Goddam, these two are such a charming couple. I feel sorta guilty for badly wanting to plow his wife.
Now this is a smooth promo
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>>139500 Oh wait, it was a crucifix sit out powerbomb. Was pretty great.
>>139511 Shit, that elevation, no wonder he stopped doing it. That looks dangerous.
Was he just really playing off beat with himself?
>>139511 Cool, looks like a sit down razors edge.
>>139512 Looks easier to take than the last ride.
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>>139509 >Sorta I feel very guilty about it, its part of the appeal. <Based Elias saving us SymphonyGearEliasWhen
here comes KUSHIDA
BAW GAWD THAT'S /sp/'S MUSIC
>>139517 Here comes DARYL
please be bray
Ah, fuck….
WORD LIFE
>>139520 So they can abuse him some more? Nah, i'm good.
Why?
Yeah, Cena wasn't going to miss WM
>>139521 WHAT YEAR IS IT
>Thuganomics Cena IT WAS A RUTHLESS AGGRESSION SHOW ALL ALONG
and
IT'S HABBEDDDDDIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG
Literally a PPV from 2006
What was worse…the dead silence during the Roman match or the dead silence for the Cena entrance?
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i lik cena
WORD LIFE
>How not to get crowd to chant "Cena Sucks" to the tune of his theme at Wrestlemania
>bout to turn heel DON'T BE THIS SELF AWARE >This is like one of my movies, it sucks BE THIS SELF AWARE
Come on guys, that Heel line tho
his shoes still have the tag, true heel
L E G E N D
Guys, I'm scared. What's happening?!
>Cena turning heel wrestling another heel The fuck
WHETHER FIGHTIN OR SPITTIN MY DISCIPLINE IS UNFORGIVIN GOT U BACKIN UP IN A DFENSIVE POSITION
>Burying Elias this hard Why ?
>voice crack
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>>139540 >>139535 >>139539 I am so lost right now but I can't turn away.
knuckles
john is too old for this shit
If this was a real heel turn, holy fuck did they ever botch it. They should've worked it into the Kofi/Bryan match. Cena comes out, shades of Hogan pre-nWO turn, looking as if he's about to help Kofi get the win, then turns.
in the cake
>>139547 >he thought this was a heel turn because he said it as a rap line
>>139547 pretty sure it's just a joke, and he's going back to his old gimmick
>>139540 It's just a reddit pop. God forbid someone actually be over.
>>139547 They'll never do an actual heel turn this late in his career. He is pigeonholed as Superman
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They chose to have Cena come in to do that but not to be Kurt's opponent for his retirement match, why?
>>139547 Let me put the /sp/ hat on for a sec and say a real heel wouldn't have come out to a New York sports moment, dressed to the nines in Yankees shit. A real heel would've been head to toe in Boston Red Sox shit.
>>139553 >They chose to have Cena come in to do that but not to be Kurt's opponent for his retirement match, why? because vince hates you and loves reddit
>>139554 Or say something like "No wonder Jeter retired..this place sucks."
This match is probably going to be shit, doubly so because we already know the outcome. Thanks for spoiling it Dave.
>you want my career on the line?! Doesn't Triple H not even wrestle like 90% of the year anyway?
>HBK sobered up since the preshow
Now every time I see HBK I can't help but think of RVD's dead eye impression of him.
I'm not disappointed in HBK losing his hair, but his fucking eye always freaks me out
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>>139558 >Doesn't Triple H not even wrestle like 90% of the year anyway? Tripple H who doesnt wrestle 90% of year gets to fully retire in-ring. Im sure it sounds like heaven to him not that he'l ltake the easy out
Anytime Shawn is near the ring for a Triple H match he'll get involved somehow
The fuck was that? Is Dave throwing a tantrum already?
Was there a sale on Fireworks in New York Chinatown? Why can the E afford pyro now?
>He fucking fell
>having the window down and just sitting there looking like an idiot Triple H already burying him
>>139565 IT'S WRESTLEMANIA BABY!!!
>stumbles getting in the ring LOL
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Back in the ring >Already falling in the ring during the entrance Jesus fucking Christ….
>>139564 Yes >>139566 YES >>139567 YES!!!
The hell is with all the daddy issues in this WM?
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Print it now, Batista is going to go after Triples dad when Triple is down in the ring and HBK is going to save him.
Why does he wear the mask?
What is this? A Borderlands commercial?
PS1 era CG
It's Wrestlemania and they get a high school computer class to do the CGI ..what the fuck
>>139577 Looks like one of those intermission games they play at baseball games.
>five years too late Mad Max gimmick with a shit tier car mod driven by some backstage jabroni
who's dad is driving the kart?
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I'm sorry, did I say 3 terminators? I meant 6. And of course based Haitch doesn't fail to get himself over, fuck anyone else.
>>139578 >>139579 You think WrestleMania grows on trees, kiddos? They only charge hunderds of dorrus for PPVs
>not even having the driver dressed as the main bad guy in the movie The whole company is really just phoning it in nowadays aren't they
>This Mad Max shit
This is not his greatest entrance. Not even driving his own vehicle, no mommy Steph. maybe it's finally over.
>That 2000s Nvidia benchmark tier intro wew
>>139584 Why not just go to the desert with a camera and film the real fucking car?
>>139587 Nah, he'd go out bigger. Also to remind everyone: BATISTA SAID HE WAS COMING BACK TO PUT HAITCH OVER
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You guys suffer so much. How do you watch this
>>139588 I'm sure it was very cheap to render.
That skull looked so cheap
>>139591 Hope.
HHH AND THE MANIA OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
>>139591 Smark autism is also masochism
>>139589 They obviously spent all the money making his mad max bike instead of actually putting in effort on the superstars' part
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>>139570 TOP KEK
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>>139592 Couldn't they do better with gary's mod and some autism?
>>139591 I need this with the green lights flashing.
This just feels like the end of MGS4. Old men.
>>139591 Damn that was fast. Batista looks like Perry Saturn.
is this match worth watching
>>139591 With alcohol.
fork?
>>139603 no nothing past this point is worth watching
haitch has been watching too many scurll matches
We need a hand tool match in wrestling.
If he really wanted to rip his fingers off, he coulda done a much better job.
>>139610 It's a work.
>>139610 still better than some of the recent hardcore matches in WWE
I forgot how gay HHH matches are. This is retarded.
>>139613 Seconded.
Press F for that monitor
>>139590 Can't bolieve he'd let himself get squashed like this. Even for a friend, come on have some self respect
>>139617 it snapped back tho
>>139615 It's not a CRT, I don't care.
His backtat was actually pretty based, now it looks like a mess of scribbles on his back. Fuck was he thinking?
>>139615 fuck the monitor i want more simulated body mutilation
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>>139615 That static was definitely a work by Dunn. They can put the plastic back together
He's not even using a foreign object come on with this shit
I just thought of something: What exactly does Triple H lose if he lost? He still runs part of the company. I mean I would be ok with this stipulation if it was Roman Reigns, John Cena, or even Kofi, but Triple H?!
>>139625 He's not even anally inserting a hammer or something, come on with this shit. N-no homo.
>>139626 Consider that your reminder that any time HHH is in a match it's a glorified masturbatory session.
>>139626 He won't be able to put over wrestlers (or himself) by wrestling anymore, it'll all be corporate
That monitor is still out. F
>>139626 That's the point. To idiot fans it sounds horrible, but it's a great deal for Triple H. He gets to beat the shit out of Batista for the 70 year old man and then he loses the match and leaves the ring, but says "YOU WILL NEVER WORK FOR/WITH THIS COMPANY I OWN!" or something like that.
F
F
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two old gassed faggots
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>table no sells
>>139635 That takes some skill to tweet while wrestling.
>crowd already gassed They're either gonna shit all over the STRONK WIMMINS main event or start leaving in droves.
[wuss slaps commence]
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>those little monitors are pretty sturdy
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Dropping like flies
>>139640 For you.
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Got some soundtrack for you guys
THE STOMPING OF THE FETUS
just end it
man has difficulty getting things through those ropes
>>139643 fuck that, here's a better one (that should be played on loop over this match)
MERCY KILL
Actually thought he wasn't gonna kick out. Well done.
SHADES OF KANE
=BASE==
Batista fuck bounced off those stairs.
>Steel stairs I'm pretty sure those are reinforced aluminum.
>>139652 Fucking ouch.
Old nigger with a hammer
NO DOUBT
>>139653 Stone Cold said on his podcast that they are steel and pretty heavy.
>>139652 Took that pedigree on his knees just like kane would've done
You know what would be a good ending? Flair hits Haitch with a hammer
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what the fuck is wrong with bau's scalp
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>139657 Maybe steel on the outside, but the way those wrestlers throw it around there's no way it's solid or that heavy. t. strongman
SUPERMAN PUNCH SUPERMAN PUNCH 1 2 3 ROMAN'S DONE IT
>>139662 styrofoam just like the hammers
gay
RIC DAMMIT MANIA
well that was boring
>>139660 chain whipped from earlier? or just old man fat flaps
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Habby Birthday.
>>139660 that's Vincent Kompany, on loan from The Rock's head
>>139660 That's what anyone's head looks like if they're scrunching it while bald.
BO SIGHTING
WOOO
i like "DAMN" negro
damn Flair looks like he's got one foot in the grave
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SEGMENT OF THE NIGHT
>>139647 >Could of been quality contenders >Now comedy tag teams The world is a very selfish bitch isn't it?
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>mfw there are still matches that haven't happened yet and we're not done.
Based JBL thank God!
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hhh won and I cannot bolieve it. Amazing. Another legendary performance from a legendary champion. It will take decades for us to truly understand the true depths of his mastery.
>>139675 Ron Simmons is like the guy who's daughter is a smoking hot 10 but everyone in the neighborhood is too afraid of him to date her, even though everybody knows she's a flagrant cockslut.
>Angle's final opponent is a mid-card faggot
CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE NATURE BOY
YOU WANNA wooo GO?
Corbin had better put on the match of his fucking career or he'll never hear the end of it.
This is just depressing. And I have a bad feeling it's only going to get worse.
>>139686 he better eat a pin in 1.2 seconds
At least they sent him off with his pyro
>>139687 The main event is a triple threat piss BREAK match. It is going to get worse.
Sleep Tight Sexy Kurt >you can rest now, your train awaits you.
>>139690 I was honestly just talking about this match. Kurt vs literally who in his final match. Ooof.
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>>139687 It's for sure not going to get better.
Nice work.
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>>139688 Nah, the real seasoned vets know, you always go out on your back. Same way Taker did, Same way Flair did. Pay back everybody who ever helped put you over by putting the next guy over.
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So, non /wooo/perstars, has Wrestlemania been worth it?
>>139696 people 100% get this <they just don't think corbin is worth the rub on account of him being a complete waste of space
Aaaaand Angle is carrying this fucking match, just like I feared.. A middle-aged guy with neck problems is carrying this match. What the fuck, Corbin. Get your head out your ass man.
>>139696 Didnt they drag Taker out for like three more matches after he lost the streak?
This is the best mania in years. Big work.
>kicks out of his finisher Maybe Vince doesn't think Corbin is worth the rub either?
>>139698 Nah, not really. I had more fun at G1 Supercard yesterday. Only the McMahon match was really enjoyable earlier.
>>139698 Better than last year.
>>139702 only because the last 3 have been utter trash. This one is just kinda middling
>>139703 End of Days is his finisher
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
wooo
>>139707 Oh, I thought it was the Deep Six, shows you how much I care about BC.
>>139707 That shitty facebuster ? That's worse than Enzo's cutter
DONT MAKE HIM DO A SHOOTING STAR PRESS
Shit match Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit match
WOOO
man fuck this
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
He did the favor.
Ooof.
lol they actually did it
BASED BIG BREAKFAST BANTER BRIEFCASE BOY BARON
That guy couldn't even be arsed to give WWE a reaction shot. He just kinda shook his head like, yeah nah. Wew, lads.
>Taker jobs to Roman >Angle jobs to Corbin Why can't they put over guy that are ACTUALLY FUCKING GOOD WRESTLERS ?
Angle did the job like a pro. Corbin is still hot garbage.
This could give Corbin some extra heat.
>>139722 >Taker Wot?
>>139722 >puting over good wrestlers >not 'sports entertainers'
BIG MEAT
>>139722 Gotta put over the future talent brother
>crowd tearfully chanting "you suck" More pathos than anything else in this eight hour shart.
This feels….rushed.
When will they put over Rusev?
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You Suck >Thanks Kurt
>>139725 You don't remember 2 years ago ? When we had to share the bunker with /a/ to see Undertaker lose to [LOUD BOOING] ? btw I still love you /a/, you magnificent bastards
LEGEND
>>139732 You Suck
>>139728 How about future talent that's actually worth a damn ?
>>139732 He took an insult and turned it into something extremely positive and based
>And these You Suck chants in no way represent Kurt's career Michael Cole I will bitch slap you, you understand nothing and have always been a phony in this phony sport.
>>139733 We love you too.
Got to see Angle vs Guerrero at a live event in 2004. Cool getting to see his last match. Fucking Corbin though.
HOW MANY MORE FUCKING MATCHES ARE THERE?!
Good God, seriously? I didn't even know Lashley had a match. How much more of this is there?
>>139741 only 5 bro
>>139741 This.
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>>139741 >>139742 >the ride ever ends
>>139738 God, my hate for him goes all the way back to the first time he sat at that commentators desk.
>Those camera shots trying to make LAshley look like goliath >That shitty front-angle they threw in
SHIN LASHLEY BOUT TO JOB FINN OUT
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>Lashley has vampire eyes
BOBBY LASHLEY, I'LL BE A SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!
>>139741 Mania doesn't end until 4:30 pm EST tomorrow
>>139746 Yep, same here, I hated him when I was a very small child and thought about the same of him then.
Demon Finn?
Boogeyman Falor
I'M THE BOOGEYMAN AND I'M COMIN TO GETCHYA!
Glad it's not Finn Faglor coming out with all the faggots in town.
>>139753 never got why they just don't call him balor. THat would make too much sense.
>tablet I was sandboxing the virus stream on dies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>139756 Fag Balor and all the men he turned gay
Have to keep training.
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>>139757 Right?
>Lio Rush ill kick your ass I can't even see who said it and I bolieve him.
>BLACKULA LASHLEY
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>>139756 I'd pop big, tbh.
>Bicycle Kick Axe Kick you retard.
Endurance is the name of the game.
>Bobby Lashes
Remember when both Lashley and McIntyre were Vince's boyz ?
> a world title belt went BEFORE a IC belt ….WWE is fucking dead, isn't it?
Realistically Balor is like half of Lashley's size, there's no fucking way he could win in a street fight.
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Fuck this i gotta work tomorrow. I'll check back in tomorrow to see how fucking disastrous the main event was. Also you faggots from other boards take your trash with you when you leave. Last year you left 3 w@ifufags on /wooo/ that took months to get rid of.
>>139773 honeslty I'd mark a bit more if most gimmicks had a low key supernatural version for spooky fights
Anyone else bothered by the supernatural elements they're trying to weave into this match, for some reason this is the first time Demon Balor is a bit much for me, and add in Vampire eyes Lashley and honestly I can't take this shit seriously. It's Giant Gonzalez all over again for me.
Did Cole just say >infant kick out
>>139772 Kayfabe wise that why he's the demon.
>>139775 Remember when Bray Wyatt used his supernatural powers to project maggots onto the ring That was goddamn stupid
>>139770 Crowd management, my guess. Trying to keep a hold on which moments bring the crowd up, which bring them down. I can't help but feel sorry for the women's match, after 8 hours everybody's neurons are gonna be fucking fried. Even if their match is brilliant everybody'll be too exhausted to care.
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>>139774 >thinking that Booleyfags are other boards problems Sleep tight
>>139774 Match is over. Balor won.
that was pretty good
>>139780 Didn't they have the women's match earlier?
>That shitty powerbomb >Not the Bloody sundae >Or Coup de grace Shit match with shit finisher
That was alright I guess. Lashley totally jobbed there.
>>139779 It could've been great, but he lost the match while he was using his spooky skellington powers, which made him look like a gigantic jackass. If there was ever a match for Bray to win, it would've been that one, but they screwed him like they always do.
>went to take a piss >Finn wins with no fan fare There are tons of matches that are wastes of time in these new Manias.
>>139779 >Remember when Bray Wyatt used his supernatural powers to project maggots onto the ring that was stupid, because RO didnt sell it. And basically no one who was there could see it. If it was a character who said a prayer in response to such things it would help sell those supernatural gimmicks without making them so stupid.
>>139784 No, the epic, history making, super progressive women's title match is at the end.
>>139784 Tag match yeah. But Ronda/Charlotte/Becky is main event.
>"As host, I…." BITCH WHERE WERE YOU FOR LIKE THREE HOURS?!!
>>139789 >WWE promoting the GOOD part of Christianity lol they'd never let someone pray in the ring as their gimmick…but they sure as hell can say "Demon," Like every other word for that last match
Did these niggers just fucking floss?
>carmella and truth Okay, fuck it, I'm out. Good luck to the survivors. You're braver than I.
>time for a BREAK >time for a BREAK >BREAK What was the point of that? Is it because blacks are lazy?
>>139793 >they'd never let someone pray in the ring as their gimmick… You don't remember that monk wrestler in the mid-90's ?
>>139793 The sad part is it'd probably be an instant hit if they had some scrawny faggot pray and take on guys three times his size and win.
>>139793 it's true So overall I give this mania, 2.5 stars. Mostly for ruining ever match I wanted to see so hunter could spend 30 mins pretending to beat up his buddy and not making kofi the main event. Im out faggots have a good one.
How are they STILL padding this shit???
>>139796 R-Truth's gimmick is being a retard
/fit/ showed up late
>>139802 just in time for the wymyn main event
>>139802 /fit/ doesn't exist since reddit got the BO position. I'll meet you in the ring, faggot.
>>139795 No, don't you die on me solider!
>>139790 Sadly, my wife's boyfriend isn't as excited as I am about this match.
>>139798 Tim Tebow gimmick would be huge in red state MAGA country.
Say what you want about Miz but he is the luckiest person to land Maryse. I don't even give women 10/10s but that bitch is easily a 9.7
Matt Stryker shouts out Evangelion and he's an unbearable fucking nerd but Michael Cole shouts out Ah! My Goddess and he's a good guy, huh
>That bootleg PotC theme
>>139809 Nobody here likes Cole what are you on about
>>139810 I miss Paul Burchill
>>139807 >NFL demands Tebow stop his kneeling prayer shit >NFL promotes Kaep kneeling for being unamerican Why do most companies only promote degeneration?
>>139811 SOL moeblob loving faggot
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Main event time everyone. Place your bets on who's getting both brands women's title belts.
>>139813 Because they bolieve degeneration is progressiveness.
>>139804 I'm on a Rocky regiment so I don't particularly care. Been so since I forget when. About when the Jap wanted to touch my golden hair when I was 9 years of old.
>>139815 >Kongou vs Madoka vs Horo That's a better main event
>>139816 The post op tranny of course.
WWE PPV music is shit
>>139816 Becky, glad she will get the belt but this SJW gimmick needs to go soon.
>>139813 This is stretching the truth to BREAKing point. They pretty much blackballed Kap. Agree with you though most companies promote degeneracy, and if you're redpilled enough to know that I think you know why.
>>139805 Okay, looks like we're at the main event, I can watch the end of the trainwreck I guess.
>>139819 >Kongou vs Madoka vs Horo I'd watch it. >>139820 Probably.
>>139824 It's piss BREAK for me.
>>139819 >Hana Kimura vs Hana Kimura vs Hana Kimura ftfy
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>>139819 >not putting Yuno in the main event shes the big draw, brother
>>139826 THE MAIN EVENT PISS BREAK
Is it weird that Charlotte is the only 2nd gen female wrestler I can actually tolerate?
>>139826 Oh, it's still a piss BREAK, it's just a piss BREAK main event because WWE is doing so well right now.
What if Charolette Flair's chopper crashed like Ric Flairs did back in the day?
>HHH letting another person out intro him Holy shit she's going to lose isn't she
>>139832 If only, anon.
Stanky.
>Audio died WEW
She looks like she's having a stroke
Every year Charlotte looks more like a dude.
So, we got two happy ending title changes… am I the only one hoping Beckymania gets denied?
Charlotte's definitely had work done, her body is looking pretty tasty lately.
>They dug up Joan Jett
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<main event <joan jett
Why didn't Charlotte rappel down with all her frills and shit. Would have been cool
>>139841 Figuratively or Literally?
THE JETT has crashed
She doesn't even a decent cunt on her, just a swaty bitch.
>>139843 She's botches and goes down Owen style.
Crowd looks gassed.
New kike dyke material.
>Rounda walks out smiling at Joan <"Alright nao serwious face" -_- Fuck off Rounda…
I hope they keep panning back to Charlotte ACTUALLY walking from the parking lot into the center
>>139852 It's a chick thing. Women her age fucking Love Joan Jett.
NATURE BOY
>>139853 >"…..I'm coming!"
>>139843 She should have.
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TNA, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES FOR 'MANIA 33
I wonder how many times Ronda is going fix her ring gear during this match.
So what happened to Asuka? Last time I watched she was champion and the only female wrestler with a damn.
>>139858 Leave TNA alone.
>>139860 Jobbed to Charlotte.
>>139860 Buried for Flair and Rounda
>>139860 She got jobbed by a half-breed.
>>139860 Cena chose Irish instead of Jap meat
>>139843 >she dies >they still find a way to have her corpse win AND defend at a later PPV
Reminder Becky has a haunted uterus
>>139850 I'm not in the crowd and I have been gassed since after Kofi won
>tfw this would actually be good if Asuka was here
So why is Brave girl called "The Man?" Is her entire character just dick envy?
ROUSEY GETS SIXTEEN TRAINS.
That dyke haircut better unravel
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F
>>139870 Basically. Women think men are superior apparently.
>>139870 Her entire gimmick is ripping-off Stone Cold, that's why
>>139875 Yeah pretty much.
<woman
>>139862 >>139863 >>139864 >>139865 What a fucking waste.
>Bell rings at 12 midnight in New York
potato cunt
She has truckers going to potato her for what she has done.
>>139879 Her first title match too. That streak, completely pointless. Buried.
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Do they hand out those A4 printed cards? I don't bolieve even WWE fans are pozzed enough to do them at home and instead are roped in by staff to look more invested I woke up for the piss BREAK and missed everything else. Is anything else worth watching? Any one want to throw up a tl;dr?
becky looks fucked
Top job.
WOOO
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>>139886 I would be too if they made me wait this long before I went on.
>>139885 Theyre plant signs brother HH, none of these women are actually over
>>139885 The McMahon match was good. Everything else was shit.
Fuck, clenched again, that was intense.
>>139885 TL;DR >Old man won >All titles changed except SM Tag Titles >Braun Won >And this PPV is making me wish WWE gets bought out by New Japan I wish I had Alcohol.
>>139885 >Any one want to throw up a tl;dr? Let me help you >Rey Mysterio jobbed, hard >Triple H and Batista dragged for 20 mins in a torture of a match >Lashley lost to Finn Balor's Daemon of Khorne cosplay >Ramen Noddles won >Kofi won I think that's about it
If she potatoes again I'm exhuming the bearer.
Notice how they're not ganging up on Charlotte
She's working now.
>double botch
>Ronda's elbow torn open ouch
>>139895 They need to start giving receipts for those potatoes, I want to see a shoot match.
ROUNDA YOU DUMB BITCH! SELL THOSE CHOPS!!!
>>139893 >>139894 So Braun got to be king jobber and everything else is the same usual shit they do with every one. Why the fuck would they make Roman win? It makes McIntyre look piss weak. Roman should of lost and been pissed saying he's going to train twice as hard as he lost due to cancer fucking up his training. Then again what would you expect from WWE? Another shit show but with fire works this time.
>remember Rousey when she was in UFC and thought she was disgusting >look at her now with her ass jiggling around in the ring Is…dare I say WWE superior?
wew
>>139861 BULLSHIT SHOW YOURSELF TNA, YOU KEVIN DUNN-TIER IDIOT
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>>139903 >he wants to fuck a raccoon.
TANDEM POWER
Pathetic display
So what was worse ? ROH's portions of G1 Supercard or this ?
>>139909 This. Even if ROH was bad, I wasn't bored.
>>139909 this i'd say
>>139909 Just going to put this out there; ROH portions of G1 Supercard were shorter than this.
>you can hear the "one more" Too bad Rousey didn't watch that Lyoto Machida match where he was getting picked up to get slammed and….just un hooked his fucking legs and stood up
>Almost got a nip slip C'mon Becky, Charlotte. Just needed to grip a little stronger.
Dead crowd. We're at 7 hours and 15 minutes now I think.
>>139909 This for sure. Even Chutes & Ladders was better than this crap.
>>139915 > We're at 7 hours and 15 minutes now I think. A PPV should never go beyond the three hour mark.
How come Irish girls have no ass? I mean all those potatoes are pure carbs..it should go straight to their asses
Hot work.
The Man in the Family Goy death pose
>Maggle losing his voice Can it be permanently?
>>139918 Some get it and some don't. I guess.
>>139918 They're all from farmer stock- the ass gets eaten by the constant ass-grinding for their lord.
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WOOO
the fuck happened to Rouseys leg?
>>139918 That's funny, I was admiring it earlier when she was in the Disarmher. Don't get me wrong, it's not great but when she gets in certain positions it's like "oh hello there".
>>139926 Got fucked earlier.
>>139927 >>139924 HAUNTED VAGINA
Is Hunters dad still at ringside? He going to interfere?
OH NO BECKY OH YES
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Fuck happened to Charlotte's elbow?
WOOO TOP
>>139933 Don't get excited, 8chan is dead.
[DEEP GRUNTS]
>>139929 >>139927 >>139924 Becky's the kind of girl you fuck while she's laying on her front side, you blow a fat load in her, and then she aborts your baby.
>>139934 You want to start on that? I don't pull punches.
2.9 Hell is here again
>TFW when you're in a chat trolling idiot marks who think women are equal to men
>>139936 Now do Charlotte
>>139936 At least Becky isn't so loaded with testosterone shots she can't have kids.
I AM THE TABLE
Can't even BREAK a goddamn table.
BOTCH FINISH
What in fuck
welp
Best story.
GOOD!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Becky deserves the win.
Ronda suicides tonight
what the fuck was that
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>>139937 Got your back.
Now we need some good porn of the potato.
NO CRYAN IN WRASSLAN
>>139937 No need to take it personal friend, just stating facts.
The whatever the fuck city thye're in screwjob
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS WORTH THE MAIN EVENT SPOT?!
>>139953 Thank you, brockposter. Gratefully accepted.
>>139954 There's legit stuff of her. Go looking.
Meh
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>tfw listening to Sunday Stream >tfw Chima plays right as Becky wins Feels good.
I take back all I said during G1 Supercard THIS WAS FUCKING ATROCIOUS
>Botch ending or dusty finish Wow, you hype your main event to be historic women's rights thing, and you give it a shit finish. Women don't belong in the main event that's for sure.
>>139940 Charlotte is the kind of girl you turn the lights off so you can't see her ugly man face, and when you blow a fat load in her nothing happens because she's infertile from all the testosterone shots.
>>139963 I'll take the Joey Janela's Battle Royale over this shit!
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Who the fuck thought a table spot was a good idea when the women aren't strong enough to BREAK tables?
>>139962 Oh neat sunday stream.
>>139969 Shit, they're barely strong enough to lift it up.
>>139970 There's almost always a Sunday stream. Smithee's streams are super comfy and you should join them. He just keeps the previous thread going most of the time.
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Don't forget to tune in to RAW™ tomorrow night at 8pm EDT
>>139973 Sure. Let's watch the crowd hijack the show again. It would be hilarious.
Best match all weekend was the spring BREAK clusterfuck
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>apaches >they couldn't even get a B2 flyover
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Well, I'm heading to bed soon, /wooo/, thanks for the shitty wrestlemania. G1 Supercard was fun. If you wanna wind down, there's the Sund/a/y Stream to listen to. https://smuglo.li/a/res/460793+50.html
>>139964 Ronda's leaving and they want the belt off her. But they can't bury her because their only draw is UFC retirees. Which creates this kind of finish. They have golden geese and can't legit finish them or they lose their monster status which is the only story they have any more. >>139971 Yea but bro don't you know women aren't inferior. They're totally as good as men at wrestling. As the barely damaged table sits in the corner.
>>139972 Where is this?
>>139977 Kill yourself weeb scum
>>139975 Best match was Kaiju Great Battel
>>139981 Love you too, plague /v/ermin.
2/10 needed more Bo Dallas
>>139980 Got it I just didn't look, thanks~!
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Pffff what a joke. I don't even mind the finish, because it was the only one that made sense, and this is all their fault for it being so. They booked themselves into a damn corner with this shit. Still, that main event finish was nowhere near as bad as the Kurt Angle send-off. Holy hot garbage. At least I got to see Batista v. Triple H. That was kinda fun. 4/10.
>>139969 >>139971 Not even heavy enough to BREAK it properly too. Also, not heavy enough to hit the ropes, it looks awful.
>>139986 It's almost like it's current year WWE. If the indie shows weren't ballet dances someone could easily replace them. Do some good story telling and have some weird shit to bring people in and you're good to go. Honestly JCW is superior to the current WWE product. JCW is fun to watch even if it's a cluster fuck, or rather because it is a cluster fuck. WWE is now just big men jumping off ropes to be caught by other big men. Every match has the same ring leaps and commercial BREAKs between them. I wonder how many journos are being paid off to say WOMYNS MAIN EVENT WAS BEST EVER or will this be the event that confirms WWE is kill. No Taker, shit main event.
Shitposting with you fags is the only thing that made it worth it. 1/10 mania, 10/10 experience with the lads, as always.
bad finishes on every fucking match no selling straight up and then the random full sell during old people matches Angle loses badly to a guy in slacks(gotta put the new guy over) Rey is squashed in 2 seconds and I laugh most matches have "Unclean" finishes ETC ETC ETC. I can't bolieve I'm going to say this but triple H was honestly the only good thing. Some of the matches were going to be lit like the IC match but they just end immediately. Honestly the match quality was on par with an episode of raw from the mid 2000s Besides the obvious terrible aspects of wrestlemania in general there was too much hit or miss segments that just need to be DELETED TOO LONG.
>>139990 yea because the whole thing was total shithouse rat status
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>>139815 >>139939 >>139964 >>139969 >>139971 >>139987 lmao'ing at you /pol/-tier weeb incels. Get a life and get laid you NEET unattractive losers. BTFO.
>>139993 >Implying I haven't played the pussy game >Implying that's not precisely why I post things like >>139815 as an anon who can never achieve wizard status
Incoming GET
get
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>>139996 >>139997 GET FUCKED
Nigger
>>139996 No get for you.
/v/ get
>>139999 Oh shit now I might get fucked now
>>140000 Best GET. >>139999 Not bad, but no GET for you.
>>139991 All of his buddies were there this weekend so he had to look good. And they're trying really hard to use their marvel star to get some drawing going on. Problem is he has no personality and no one gives a fuck about Guardians outside of Star lord who hasn't been popular since the first movies cringe worthy 80's pop music. When Groot is more over than you are, it's time to stop trying to bank on it. >>139993 >You're an incel is an argument against biology. Try harder kid. >>139994 >TFW you were 6 months off wizardom but finally found a girl you could settle down with.
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>>139998 >posting a faggot lacky to a legit Israel's puppet Whew, lad.
>>140006 Oh god batista looked like shit he had HHH carry him through the whole match he was walking around gassing and dying the whole time. Not to mention the second fact of the night that's really funny. Cancer can't even get roman reigns over.
>>140008 Thing is though kid pence was the israeli puppet first. Game was rigged from the start.
>>140008 Imagine being trolled by your board's own memes
Snickerism.
wew
Working it well too.
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Now this shit show is over. What was your favourite show this week and what promotions are you going to keep an eye on? AEW doesn't count you tranny cum guzzler
Double hymen BREAKing.
>>140015 The cat fights were no joke the best.
WELCOME BACK
>>140015 DDT was fun, I'm keeping up with MLW and AAA (because I hate myself) Right now the only shit that I care about is if Bandido is joining Best of the Super Juniors this year
Ace styling does not need to be spoken of? I suppose someone should.
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I'm gonna try to be generous. 5/10 show (at best). Best Mania they've had in years due to the fact that the last few Wrestlemanias have been total and utter garbage. Some thoughts: Rollins winning right out of the gate was pretty gud. Pretty exciting and unconventional way to open the show. I could take or leave those tag title matches, honestly. Forgettable. AJ and Orton had no fucking right to be as disappointing as it was. Loved that Kofi winning made all the Hitler marks salty af lmao Was amused at first with the Cena-Elias segment. Now I wish it never happened. Waste of time. Triple H v. Batista; everything from the entrances (mainly Paul's Mad Max shit), to the storytelling, to the reaction shots, to the weapon spots - fucking great, even though the match itself was pretty lackluster. Was totally the highlight of the night for me. I much as I really don't give a shit about it, the fans were apparently pretty invested in that main event. And what a great way to take the air out of them to finish the show by having an accidental pin. Becky, Booley, Asuka: they all deserved better than this horse shit. Also, the fact the WWE actually managed to make Kurt's retirement match happen with a completely dead crowd… it's almost impressive. But why? Corbin has no future in the company. Why make him win? My mind melted during this entire ordeal. It was probably Vince's idea because he's still salty as fuck that Kurt left in 2006. Fucking asshole. I hope he gets raped by a bunch of niggers in hell after his heart finally gives out due to all the artificial testosterone and steroids he's still taking.
>>140023 >Also, the fact the WWE actually managed to make Kurt's retirement match happen with a completely dead crowd… it's almost impressive. But why? Corbin has no future in the company. Why make him win? My mind melted during this entire ordeal. It was probably Vince's idea because he's still salty as fuck that Kurt left in 2006. Fucking asshole. I hope he gets raped by a bunch of niggers in hell after his heart finally gives out due to all the artificial testosterone and steroids he's still taking. Should of been Chad Gable..
>>140023 >/tranny pol/ likes the guy who comes out, plays two strums on a guitar then wastes 5 minutes talking between commercial BREAKs Corbin could have a future if WWE would stop booking people to run around the ring.
>>140024 Shelton Benjamin
>>140023 Not sure how Becky isn't everyone's favorite girl.
>>140027 Becky is as bad as the rest of the roster. Her intro theme is just superior to everyone elses. But they even botched that by not extending it for Mania so it cut out half way through and restarted, when it's basically a loop any way
>>140028 Anyone who hammers Rousey is fine in my book.
>>140026 THATS A GOOD ONE! It would been a more awesome retirement match if it was Charlie Haas
>>140030 I wanted Heyman to turn on Brock letting rollins win and then come out with Benjamin to beat up Corbin and take his spot. Playing on the Team USA angle
Talking of old shit is just taking away from what happened tonite. Your bitch lost.
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If you want to go again, going to have to ready up slut.
>>140029 She wasn't even in the match. She spent more time out of the ring than in. But this way they can keep pushing Flair's cum hole who can claim she never lost her title and repeat this for the next PPV. >>140031 Why would a jew promote the USA goy?
>>140034 AJ and Becky mania. The least gay Mania recently, considering how it started. I need Cornette to show up for a proper burial.
>>140035 Ireland is one of the few Western countries who voted in fag marriage not had it forced on them.
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What happened with the two nig nogs after the Angle send-off? I took a piss because I didn't care to see 2 monkies babbling about, after the previous match.
Becky went into business for herself.
Becky potato'd for Bliss.
Just saw highlights, for the most part for once, most of the right guys won except roman again, Seth, Kofi, Becky etc, considering the WMs for the past no. of years were absolutely shit in that area, makes this 5/10 Mania into one of the better ones of recent times. Still too long as fuck, can't imagine sitting through all of it for 8 hours, thank goodness I didn't waste my sleep on watching this.
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>81 ISPs Not a bad turnout though we've had bigger ones before. Then again I didn't shill across every top 25 board like before.
>>139677 Bliss looks like a pornstar, and her plastic implants looked terrible, it's like she's becoming a smaller version of Dana Brooke.
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This was the first Wrestlemania to not feature The Overcarder since like, the 90s? Wonder why.
>>140045 Yeah getting botox and shit was a terrible idea. She looked way better back in NXT/when she was first called up. Dana Brooke is straight up JUST though, especially compared to how she used to look in NXT or even Titus Worldwide.
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>>140048 Maybe Vince is angry at him for appearing at Starrcast
You guys are really done talking about this???? Thought this thread would still have posts
Haven't followed WWE in quite a while, but I'm honestly curious how much the WWE and Universal titles have been cheapened. You have your main show of the year, your showcase of the best of the best, and you put the Universal Title on to curtain jerk and you then put the WWE title randomly in the midcard? Have WWE cheapened the main titles or something? Hell, the IC and US belts were higher on the card.
>>140235 They've been doing this for a while now, I think since 2017 or 2018, when PPVs became co-branded again. I still don't understand it though. AJ Styles had a year long WWE Title reign but he barely main evented any shows. Some of it was because Lesnar was on it as the Universal champ, but even on the shows he wasn't there, AJ was tossed in the middle of the show with other people in the main event. The IC and US belts are as worthless as ever, despite some main event level guys holding it. Honestly I don't get WWE match placements anymore, basically do whatever they want, even on RAW/SD the scene is all wack, on any given day, anyone is in the main event.
>>140023 Triple H v. Batista Would of been a better match if batista was in wrestling shape but he gassed out in 4 minutes. Kofi winning saw that coming a mile away. I think triple H regrets the booker T thing and wrote this story to make up for it(pathetic) >Also, the fact the WWE actually managed to make Kurt's retirement match happen with a completely dead crowd… it's almost impressive. But why? Corbin has no future in the company. Why make him win? My mind melted during this entire ordeal. It was probably Vince's idea because he's still salty as fuck that Kurt left in 2006. They also did the typical shit. They let this guy easily kick out of the angle slam….. they let him get out of the ankle lock and he walked off and no sold everything angle did. Angle jobs to this fuck after missing his moonsault that I actually bolieved they were going to let him do for once(they didn't) so then he gets on the mic and honestly I think it was poetry "Yes I do suck" I bolieve when he said this he was just thinking in his mind. "My country has gone to shit I'm mr USA an actual olympic gold medalist wrestler and I dedicated my life to this business which turned to shit and I let it bury me yes indeed I do suck FUCK THIS PLACE"
>>140235 The titles have been cheapened since the mid 2000s. The amount of top tier title switches during that era was just sheer retardation. I mean say anything you want about triple H's reign of terror but at least the title meant something then.


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