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RAW 3/5 wymyn main event edition Boliever 03/05/2018 (Mon) 21:15:26 Id: 64ea82 No. 100736
WWE Raw preview, March 5, 2018: Asuka settles the score with Nia Jax As Asuka sets her sights on her Women’s Championship opportunity at WrestleMania, she’ll first need to battle Nia Jax again this Monday night on Raw. Will The Empress of Tomorrow’s undefeated streak remain intact heading into The Show of Shows? <Asuka’s undefeated streak on the line against Nia Jax Asuka was able to defeat Nia Jax this past Sunday night at WWE Elimination Chamber, but The Irresistible Force has some unfinished business with The Empress of Tomorrow. The 2018 Women’s Royal Rumble Match winner is focused on her Women’s Championship Match at WrestleMania, but whether Asuka will be undefeated that night in New Orleans depends greatly on what happens this Monday night in Milwaukee. Can Asuka withstand another encounter with Nia en route to The Showcase of the Immortals? >rocky's cousin family boost vs NEVER LOSES LOL <How will Ronda Rousey repay Triple H and Stephanie McMahon? After Ronda Rousey forced Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon to apologize for slapping her at WWE Elimination Chamber, Triple H laid out Raw General Manager Kurt Angle with a cheap shot that left The Olympic Hero laid out on the mat. Following the altercation, Rousey took to social media to remind Stephanie and The Game that “This is far from over,” hinting that retribution for their actions was forthcoming. Whatever Rousey does next, you won’t want to miss it. Yes I will. >Why didn’t Lesnar confront Reigns? Because he's a lazy shit that only does PPVs and a couple promos and Vince won't kick his ass into gear to make him do his job or fire him. Although Roman Reigns was set to meet Universal Champion Brock Lesnar in the middle of the ring this past Monday night on Raw, six weeks before their WrestleMania match, The Beast Incarnate was nowhere to be seen. In Lesnar’s absence, The [LOUD BOOING] saw fit to rant about The Conqueror, calling him “an entitled piece of crap who hides behind his contract,” claiming that Lesnar doesn’t respect the WWE Universe or any of his fellow Superstars. Paul Heyman has been uncharacteristically silent on the issue, merely stating in a tweet on Thursday that Lesnar will honor his contractual obligations at WWE Live Events. However, Heyman has yet to respond to Reigns’ harsh words. What does this all mean for the Universal Championship Match at WrestleMania? >Who will face The Miz at WrestleMania? After defeating Intercontinental Champion The Miz in back-to-back matches this past Monday night on Raw, both Seth Rollins and Finn Bálor have seemingly put themselves in contention for a title opportunity against The A-Lister at WrestleMania in New Orleans, much to Miz’s dismay. How will Raw General Manager Kurt Angle address the WrestleMania future of these three Superstars on Raw? Remember the Shield reunion? Nah. >Will Elias “get these hands”? This past Monday night on Raw, Elias evaded Braun Strowman’s onslaught in their one-on-one battle when he temporarily blinded The Monster Among Men with a fire extinguisher, helping the troubadour escape through the backstage area. Elias was lucky that night, but something tells us he’ll be far less fortunate if he encounters Strowman in Milwaukee. Don’t miss Raw at 8/7 C, live on WWE Network. >the show will be so exciting they didn't even bother putting an exclamation point on the final sentence
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>Nia vs Asska again for some fucking reason
i'll have more fun watching paint dry.
>>100737 Wouldn't it be funny if asska just randomly loses here and her streak is over just like that? Remember when they ended charlotte's ppv streak on fastlane with an interference finish?
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>>100736 <Asuka’s undefeated streak on the line against Nia Jax Hopefully the finish isn't a rollup and Asuka actually chokes her out or kicks her in the had. <How will Ronda Rousey repay Triple H and Stephanie McMahon? By teaming up with Kurt Angle >Why didn’t Lesnar confront Reigns? I think he is already at his quota for non-ppv appaearances so he literally didn't have to show up, and didn't. Could have be a work though to let Roman do a worked shoot promo in attempt to make the fans forget he's main eventing WM for like the 100th time >Who will face The Miz at WrestleMania? Finn, Elias, Seth, and maybe Braun >Will Elias “get these hands”? Hopefully. A Braun segment is definitely needed to make this shit worth watching.
>>100736 >Because he's a lazy shit that only does PPVs and a couple promos and Vince won't kick his ass into gear to make him do his job or fire him. WORKED
>>100743 Stop shitposting Brock
>>100744 Sorry brother, but if you think that was a shoot you're an idiot. That was 100% an attempt to get Brock booed as a part timer and (more importantly) Reigns cheered. Good to see Kayfabe is alive though, does my old heart good.
>>100745 They even did a 30 second squash match at some house show to really hammer home the point.
>>100746 The very thought that Brock would breach his multi-million-dollar contract and legit no-show is just silly. Not sure about the house show, I mean don't get me wrong, Brock is a lazy fuck, still I wouldn't put it past Vince to book a house show like that knowing the word would get around.
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She deserves better than this.
>>100747 Apparently the crowd got really pissed so I guess it's working.
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>>100740 Five years maggle
>>100743 >>100745 >implying Nigger, Brock's lack of appearance is beyond the work last week.
SIX MINUTE WARNING
>taimafags choose a stream that doesn't even work
>Stephanie Man
>>100758 >dub dubba eee
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Steph looking great, I'd let her dom me in that outfit.
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>ALIMONY PAYMENTS
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>ALIMONY
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>I don't want special treatment! >Gets an actual song for a theme and isn't saddled with a CFO$ special
Is this supposed to be a fuck you promo from the McMahons?
>Crowd hyped for Rhonda <Then remembers she sucks >Steph hypes Wrestlemania <No one gives two fucks
(YOU)
(You)
(You) will hog the spotlight with the [LOUD BOOING] at Wrestlemania!
>steph avoids taking a bump again
>DOWN GOES THE GAY
Aaand the crowd is booing
STEPHANIE GETS HIT WITH THE CENA FINISHER
>>100773 I was expecting a F5
>samoan drop
Why does the fat Samoan whale get another shot at Asska?
>tongan toss
>>100776 Why do you think?
>>100755 >Brock's lack of appearance is beyond the work last week. Is this supposed to make sense and refute what I said? If so you failed. Try again, mark. I'll say it again: Good to see kayfabe alive.
>>100778 Oh yea, Nepotism.
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>>100779 >being too lazy to actually show up work shows is just a work bro
>>100781 >durr, I'm sure Brock really no showed on his multi-million dollar contract deal >and has no repercussions from no showing because that makes sense >no way it's a work Marks man.
>It's a dream match! Said no one ever.
>the announced main event is the first actual match of the show
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Is Bo going to be on tonight?
Now why is mickei getting more spotlight than everyone else?
>>100787 Because she's better than booley.
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>>100787 Because creative has no fucking clue >>100788 Shut the fuck up
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>>100789 MAIN EVENT BOOLEY
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>>100790 hahaha she looks like fucking shrek here is her new theme
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>>100788 Remember Absolution? You don't? Well…me neither.
>>100793 Still better than Booley.
>>100793 >remember how this other thing is bad? Yeah, I do nigger, how does that make Booley suck any less?
>>100795 It doesn't? Booley is still a loser.
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>>100793 Bailey will turn heel and join Absolution, forming Baysolution.
>>100797 more like Boosolution
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UNDEFEATED STREAK CONTinueszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Aaaand so much for that feud.
Bliss is fucked
Haha fat dumb bitch is crying
>>100798 You guys joke about muh "boo" shit, but Bo "No heat" Dallas is worse.
>>100801 >implying she won't face Charlotte Why do you think she hasn't picked who she's taking on yet. I'm calling it now: Charlotte v. Asuka (because it's the big money match) and Bliss v. Jax.
>>100803 >Monster heel <Crying >Crowd does…something (or Dunn just added shit) <Only numale soy cucks are clapping LOL
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>>100803 wrong
>>100803 >this other thing is worse 1) How does that make Booley not suck? 2) You're wrong
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>>100808 >autism gimmick Dead on.
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>>100806 Bo Wyatt Soon™
>>100811 Congrats, you're the most over heel on the board. Be proud of all you've done in life.
who are these niglets and why are they singing at Mania
>Revival isn't on Main Event this time
I hope revival actually wins
>>100813 Much more than you'll ever do, redneck. Bo is still shit Or at least your ideas are
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>>100812 oh hell yeah brother
>>100817 >he actually took what I said seriously instead of the obvious sarcasm it is Real heat. Learn how to get it faggot.
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>>100817 You need better insults.
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>state of this match
>REEEEEEEEEvival jobs again
>new whore movie
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>they'll never actually make a horror movie with the undertaker
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BUY MY CUMRAG
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web related
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When will someone do a worked shoot promo about how Jhon is only so desperate for Mania because Nikki is sapping all his money?
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I just realized, has there been a 205 Live segment these past weeks? Months even?
>>100827 MAKE THEM JOB GOD DAMMIT
>>100831 All on Main Event, maggle.
>>100831 Not since HHH took 205 over AFAIK
TALKING ABOUT HOLDING PEOPLE BACK
>I cried like a bitch to Vince about getting my title shot while hoping my slut fiance gets some attention too Fuck you, Cena >I wasn't given success Don't bullshit us, Cena. They gave you and your slut fiance whatever you wanted.
>>100836 >getting worked
>>100837 It's more like I'm rolling my eyes with every promo he does.
>>100836 >getting worked by based Nikki
>Golden Ace
>Goldust You have my attention…
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>this entire goldust angle will just be him jobbing out
pls heel Goldust that is always hilarious
>>100842 This is almost certainly what will happen
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>>100842 He's good enough on the mic to make it interesting I guess
>>100845 Too bad Cena will win if they wreslte now (cuz Cena always wins lol)
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Does Goldie's contract end soon?
Spoiler: Big match Jhon wins
>commercial BREAK ends >goldust is winning >Jhon will win at the end
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>>100848 REEE CENA AND HIS SLUT FIANCE
>>100849 Stars pop up at night. You mix red and blue to make purple. >>100850 Nothing wrong with making fun of shitty matches.
Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens vs Baron Corbin vs Sigler Vs Goldust vs Aj Styles sounds so much better
cenawinslol
Hulk Hogan?
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Your dad is getting a HOF induction, wooo
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>>100855 Big E is getting inducted already? He's also my uncle btw
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Time to job!
>audible boos for booley >loud pop for REEEEEEEEEEE theme
>Getting boo'd <Fans are booing <Throw in Jobsolution to save this LOL
>>100858 Apparently porn star beats Booley
Paige is looking real FAT.
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Get the fuck outta here you cumguzzler paige
>>100861 >t. Scott Steiner
BOOSOLUTION CONFIRMED?
It's a shame Jobber Rose will lose to Booley.
Why everyone hate Booley?
>>100866 she's shit
Both top tier girls !
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>>100867 >he said while posting with a Bo flag
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>>100868 (You)
>>100866 Because their tiny brains can't comprehend that she's a nice sports entertainer screwed over by bad booking
>>100869 Bo held the most prestigious champtionship in the company
>that fucking slow count to make booley not lose so quickly
>booley is still stuck with botcha
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>>100872 And gets acknowledged less than Chris benoit
DENIED
The friendship is over
>wymyn's history month Is this even a thing?
>>100875 It's such a legendary title reign that everybody already knows every single detail about it so it doesn't need to be mentioned.
Now the month of women, when is going to be the male month
The special Olympics. A reminder that even retards can put more effort into doing something than you can.
>Suddenly Mickie is friends with Jewess
Arby's meat or not, I'd hit it.
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Yar! The great whale be crying, man the harpoons!
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>they actually wrote a "make fun of her for being fat" promo
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cry yourself an ocean, whale
>Jewess being an absolute bitch Nice
Asuka is bullying wymyns
>>100889 That's not… BEINGING A STAR!
We need Enzo
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>>100891 We need Big Cass
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Triple H is so buried in this year's
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>>100895 Is ded, lol.
LETTERS IN SCREEN
I want to fuck so badly the cock of Braun
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>tfw this won't be an hour long match
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>some fucking soycuck in the front row actually pulled out his phone and set it to silent
Elias is pure gold
How kind of Elis and Braun to do a PSA on the benefits of All Wheel Drive. Where's our /o/ when you need them?
>>100906 >/w/o/oo/
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>Corey's just spewing Megadeth references
>coach keeps taking his headset off every time a table spot starts
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>>100907 >a great moment in /w/o/oo/ history
>not having Braun play a surprisingly good rendition of a classical tune
>a cool spot specialty match lasts only 10 minutes
>>100912 >posting a blank .gif
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JUST
>Elias is unironically fucking dead
>mizzies up next
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https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/970860248054448128
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fucking sandniggers get the greatest royal rumble ever FUCK YOU VINCE
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>Bray
>Greatest Royal Rumble Great
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Pin eating time?
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>wake this up inside
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>>100919 You won't mind it when you already know who will win.
>ECW Rhyno has to job again
>>100925 On the time I took to make this post, the match already ended.
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What the fuck was the point of this
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Oh brother, Final Deletion 2: WWE Boggalo
>musical soundtrack this time
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Reminder that this will be fucking shit
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THE COMPOUND RETURNS
Well, its time to be happy or what?
>>100932 >Expectation: Epic sequel to Final Deletion <Reality: House of Horrors 2
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ballin
>>100936 TOO SWEET WOOP WOOP
Man, when is Samoa Joe returning, hope he doesn't miss Mania again, though he might just be thrown in the Andre the giant battle royale. Based Miz shitting on the oscars.
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Miz is absolute gold
wew that was great
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>le smiling irishman
>over >Miz shooting on balor
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Miz on fire
>The utter state of Balor and rollins' attire >Flaming faggot pants >Finn Bluelor
Miz is best heel ever preriod.
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>tag match >not tornado tag
>>100948 kek Maybe it's because he is blue on RAW and not SD which seems more off.
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0305/637590/jonathan-coachman-accused-of-sexual-harassment-in-lawsuit-filed/ J U S T
wait wut?
>bullshit That's not PG brother HH
Where's roman to gas this kike
>Belt only has 1 Lesnar sideplate
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This is a fucking excellent promo, but it loses so much punch when you remember the fact that Lesnar doesn't show up 9 times out of 10.
5/5* promo Paul
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Roman Reigns and Samoa Joe, Shoah Siblings when?
MUTED BOOING
>Literally zero reaction
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>Bo in Ride Along
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based bo
Oh right, I forgot about Heyman screeching and turned off the stream. Did I miss anything?
>>100967 Roman came out to talk and Brock and him will be face to face next week on RAW. Then after that, some jap wearing a glamourous outfit called the 'Precipitation Creator' arrived and had a staredown with Roman, after which the two simply looked at the WM34 sign and kept staring. It was really awkward, he made this grand entrance and the commentators kept hyping him up but nobody in the audience knew who he was so there was utter silence as him and Roman kept staring at each other.
Hogan to induct Hillbilly Jim?
>>100933 DELETE THE GAY DELETE THE GAY DELETE THE GAY
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*saves your show*
>>101112 >elias-samson-1 >samson
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>>101113 >MFW they removed Apollo Crews' last name because it's the same last name as the recent school shooter
>>101114 >implying Crews = Cruz >implying Cruz was the shooter
>>101115 My bad, I don't keep up on on these crazy school shootings happening every week, as far as I'm concerned they're all fags and their names are unimportant. Still, for the sake of accuracy: >MFW they removed Apollo Crews' last name because it's close to the same last name as the recent school shooter
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>>101115 false flag for the real culprit we'll never know his true identity


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