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Strong Style evolved thread Boliever 03/26/2018 (Mon) 00:45:23 Id: 5fb7c7 No. 103901
nobody made a thread so here's one. start time is 7pm cdt 8pm edt.
Thread on /tv/ stickied
REEEEEE ZSJ
>>103902 ur welcome
>>103903 All me >>103904 ta
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>tfw no bushi on the card
Fucking wew lad. Jay White winning me over with this shit talk.
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>>103908 HAHA EMPTY SEATS
>>103909 They won't stay empty unlike all those sections during Raw and Smackdown.
I'll be watching love but 8ch is blocked at the place ill be. should be a neat show. picks are 3k jews EVERYBODY DIES Cody tana ospreay zsj surprise subs Okada chadblade gaylovers aight peace nippas
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>>103908 NJPW is over time to go back to WWE
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BIG AUTISM DAVE
Tana's hair tips are great.
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>tfw no Kelly and Callis
>>103916 >Shitting on good ol JR
>>103916 Why isn't Evil on the card tonight?
>>103917 I love JR, but he's past it, you can tell he doesn't care as much as he used to.
>>103919 How many strokes has the dude had?
>Empty seats romanlaughing.gif
>>103920 at least 3 more than he needed. And I don't want to shit on the guy too much, I'm glad he can get work and keep making that money and I hope he has lots of ringrats riding is old dick now that his wife is dead. Still, I'd rather have Kevin Kelly in 2018 than JR 2018 (though if this were 1998 I'd change my vote).
Was that a tard in the audience?
>>103923 LA CREATURA…
>Come up milhouse That doesn't mean what you think it means commentator
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BOTCH
Ass first
>Ghetto and Hirooki Gotow
GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN RING
So is Juice Robbinson's gimmick that he wishes he were HBK?
>>103932 Pretty much except he seems like a likable dude and he has a terminal case of Yellow Fever
>>103933 >has a terminal case of Yellow Fever WTF I love Juice now?
>>103934 BALLS DEEP IN A JAPANESE WOMAN
>>103934 Sup jim, where's the fucking video
>Goto bleeding already
>>103936 I keep having to recut it because of excessive autism from the subject.
Fuck is everything down? Weebcrew aint streaming either
>They buried my boy Gedo Gedo is always disrespected by the booking team.
>>103939 Taima takes a while to load. Wait for it.
Fuck I missed it
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>>103938 Well don't leave out all my goodpoints. Also if you ever want an interview or direct quote I am always willing to help a battle
>That sissy faggot who was afraid of water Jesus, fuck California.
Fucking manlets
>that pop for Yano
That suplex was primo
>Two giant guys crush two little guys It's like my American Sports Entertainment!!
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>am I not supposed to say that by the way? It's okay JR, Vince isn't judging you here.
>muh sold out >whole fucking row of yellow seats empty
>>103952 probably press seats or no shows.
>B Bros MALLET MATES BTFO
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>It's a Cody match
I don't know who to hate more. Island niggers or The Gay Club
Im glad bullet club shit went the way it did, there was no way it was going to be interesting at all with how bloated it was
Bullet Club isn't fine
WHAT ARE THE USOS DOING ON STRONG STYLE EVOLVED?!
>Giving the American Bore the mic Shit move fam
>old bullet club are faces now >new bullet club are heels I'm okay with this.
>tfw no brandi
Tama's ready brother, strap the rocket on him.
>Marty Shurll
>NAPPY HEADED
You know I miss red shoes, but if they had to get anyone else I'm glad they got Mr. Miyagi
Isn't this show filled with ROH guys?
the bushi/hiromu mixed theme is cool
BY GAWD ITS FOUR BUSHIS
LOS
>taguchi has an in n out hat god bless
>Yuge reaction for Naito >Zero reaction for Tana EL OH EL
>>103974 american smarks love their heels
>That guy chanting so loud his face got red get that man some water
>>103974 You must be deaf.
>>103976 That was Gedo in a really shitty disguise.
Were they just changing "The Old Ace"? Phew, good thing Tanahashi doesn't understand English.
>>103979 >chanting***
beautiful destino
https://twitter.com/WWEGraves/status/978084635761618944
God I fucking hate Ospreays theme
Who you think goes over here boys; Flippyshit or the Super Sentai?
>>103984 no way theyre putting the belt on liger this late in the game
LIGER KINO
>>103985 Is this for the title? If so I totally missed that.
>>103985 >>103987 Non title match you geeks
ligers got some godly brainbusters
>Koppo >Coco
>that high pitched gasping
What happened I went to piss and when I came back someone was on the ground with a shirt over his head then the stream died
This WWE tier generic rap over the NJPW World ad
I missed a lot since my cable was being a bitch. Have to settle for a shitty stream.
>>103992 Mysterio got unmasked by Marty Skurrl
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>>103992 Drew Gulak came out and declared it a no fly zone
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>ZSJ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Why do they keep showing red face?
>>103998 To reflect the ZSJ butthurt >>103997
>Bullet Club graphic for ZSJ and Misu
I love how Suzuki just looks like a Yakuza who is going to fuck up your shop and make you pay him protection money. All he needs is the back tattoo.
>manlet screams like a girl as the action gets near him
>Jack Sabre
>>104003 It's fine not to know him he sucks
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>>104005 The fans here don't seem to look him.
>>104006 he's a heel ya dip.
I wonder how this is going to go to 10? We only have two matches left. Are they going to do an hour of either Golden Lovers x Young Bucks or of the US championship.
>>104007 So's Suzuki but they love him.
>>104008 both matches will be like 45 minutes long I'm guessing
>>104010 This match also looks like it's got more steam than I was expecting.
>I never saw Ishii submit Damn it JR, he nodded and blatantly gave in.
Suzuki > ZSJ
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>>104014 >he likes soyboys
>>104015 >he gets worked by soyboys
The anti-ZSJ poster is just upset cause his dad JUST TAPPED OUT to death
>>104016 getting bored by soyboys is not getting worked by them.
>>104017 He'd be fine in the junior heavyweights.
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>>104018 >Always posting anti ZSJ propaganda <H-he bores me
Who do you think goes over here? Short reign for Switchblade or is hangman hung out to dry by the booking? I'm betting White keeps it.
>>104020 I don't always post about him. Just when I see him.
>>104019 I don't think moving your dad into a different weight class is gonna make him less dead
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>Jay Huwhite
>>104023 huh? >>104024 Go edgy man!
>IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Is the ZSJ match over yet?
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Dude just called Page Cody's bitch. WTF I love OW THE EDGE now
>>104027 Yeah, we're on to the US championship now.
>>104027 Yes it is. It's egdeman versus Cody's bitch now.
>>104029 Alright I'll turn that shit back on then.
>>104031 You haven't missed much, they're still in the build up.
To bad h'White's wrestling can't match up to his shit talk. Nowhere near as brutal.
>>104033 He bumps around like crazy, I'll give him that. He actually reminds me a lot of Bret Hart.
>>104034 Jay White is actually growing on me a bit.
>>104035 ZSJ > Jay Wh*te
>>104036 Why the star though? Is there a joke behind that? It's ok to be white Zack
I hate these fans already.
>>104037 >New Zealander >h'White Choose one
>>104039 He's really good at talking shit.
OUCH! >>104040 That prematch press conference was brutal. You could see Hungman actually get angry at some of the shit talk.
>>104039 Also, Bad Luck Fale is a New Zealander and not white and he's great.
>okama jay "Oh come my way" jej The Nip announces are mad shit
>they have to resort to murder to get this match over at least they're dedicated
And he said it again. Did Jay do something to piss off one of the nip announcers? Cause calling him okama jay literally translates as gay Jay.
>>104044 They're both showing they can put on main event level matches, gotta give it to both guys. >>104045 Maybe they know something you don't.
Why do these guys want to die to get this match over?
HANGMAN WITH THE FISH FLOP
Good match for both guys. Meltzer came. >>104047 Gotta get over somehow in this crazy new age of wrestling brother.
bretty gud match
That was awesome, they built up a dead crowd. Jay White is pretty good.
MY BOY FINLAY GETTING THE PUSH HE DESERVES
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>Finlay and his shit tattoos
>>104052 They're feeding him to White to make him look stronk.
I forgot how much I love face Omega. He is a born face, a fun heel, but a born face.
GOLDEN LOVERS LOVE SOME GOLDEN SHOWERS
>>104055 OUTTA TAR AND FEATHER THAT SON OF A BITCH
>That big boy with the XXXXL Suzukigun shirt wonder how much that cost him
>Kennys gear
Something about this match doesn't feel right without Japanese girls occasionally yelling out a concerned "Kenny!"
>>104057 You best not watch this match Corny, this is not your party.
>not a nip table
How long before someone does a goatse edit of Kenny's pants?
This match has some great storytelling.
That could've killed Matt
>It looks like the young lovers might be thinking of golden showers What JR?
holy fuck
this match is fucking great
Holy shit indeed.
This is probably the best young cucks match I have seen. My mom is screaming at the tv for Kota to stand up and fight back.
How many stars is this match getting?
>>104071 4.5, not in Japan
>>104072 Gargano and La Sombra got 5 stars in the states
THE YAPAPAI
Face Kenny best Kenny
That was fucking beautiful. And Matt kicked out.
*
Great match all around. I am looking forward to the post match interviews to see how this concludes.
Jesus fuck that was amazing >>104077 lol you forgot what imageboard we're on
Still won't be as good as RAW tomorrow
>>104079 Not really, I don't post on any other imageboard. I was spoiling 1 star, that's the joke. >>104080 laughing Okada.png
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>>104080 175 posts is decent considering me and all the aussie guys weren't here for basically any of it
>>104081 It's ok we always make mistakes.
>finally get off work >can't wait to watch the show even if it's not live >it's not up on the site yet WTF is this shit
>>104087 Last show they had it up the next day. I think AXS is reairing it right now so the rights might still be active.
>>104087 You better cancel that NJPW World because of one show, and totally not because you're ass blasted over ZSJ
>>104089 It's up now, the commentary sucks but I'm okay besides that.
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wish i was here to shit up the place live but sadly, i was doing shit. great show, shit JR as always, cringy american fans as always, botches as always cruisrweight legend killer ospreay was neat, GL vs YB MOTN
Experiment: Take a WWE fan, have them watch RAM tonight (which might I note is the go-home show to their biggest PPV of the year, not just some random RAM), then have them watch Strong Style Evolved's last 3 hours. Ask them to compare the two experiences.
>>104095 Scratch the part about it being the take home show to wrestlemania. Apparently I just came out of a timewarp from the future. Shit doesn't get any better. Roman wins.
>State of Daves autism
>>104413 /ourguy/


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