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WRESTLEMANIA Thread 4 Boliever 04/09/2018 (Mon) 01:10:25 Id: bed0df No. 106897
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BROTHER BRAY WE WILL DELETE THEM ALL
criket
bobby roooooo
Kratos brought his son with him.
>>107682 Bakuon!!
NOW THATS A WRESTLEMANIA ENTRANCE!!!! t. cole
>>107305 u lik crik budy?
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quads will be torn
>No Shrek song
Time has it's marks on the good old Trips…
The commentary team jerking off HHH and his entrance is pretty pathetic to be honest.
>>107692 You suck chants!
If Triple H loses this then he will have lost 3 WMs in a row. Also, he has the most losses in WM.
HHH has that old man ass.
He's in better shape than he was in TNA.
>>107697 Still cuts deep after all these years.
Angle's looking actually human.
Now this is an entrance
MY BOY KURT LETS GO!
hey kurt got his pyro
>"I'M BORED, BROTHER" sign
>'m bored brother sign
>kurt had the best entrance so far lmao wat in the fack
>no one popping for Kurt <Not even You suck chants <Pyro isn't making anyone exctied <Dunn adds You suck Holy fuckk!
Has Triple Hs head kept growing since the mid 2000's or, did his body shrink?
>HHH and Stephen have to use trikes while the other women riders use motorcycles lel.
>This match
something happen to kurt's left arm?
Lel at Ronda's theme!
>pyro for angle Aww yea
SHREK SONG
Why is she in a Hooters uniform?
Yeah better jog in place make sure that "former olympian" doesn't BREAK one of your /soyboys/ bones HH.
<No one pops for Rhonda Lol
c-cute!
fucking CRINGE
that skirt muh dick just flew off
>>107714 Why couldn't it have been Thin Lizzy's Bad Reputation
dat skirt doe hnnnnng
>dishonoring Rowdy Roddy with this bullshit She deserves to have her neck snapped tonight.
>Disrespecting Roddy Piper like this
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>Like a bitch to water Sounds about right for lousey
>>107717 Maybe we'll get a deal on wings.
>That skirt I wanna bend her over a table
She looks cute in a kilt
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SHIT THERE GOES THE WHOLE BUDGET!!!
>>107720 >>107721 the duality of a man
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Steph in leather… hold me /wooo/!
A-at least Kurt had Pyro, right guys?
>Sasha Guerrero >Booley Savage >Now Ronda Piper AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
rhonda has a nice ass
>that entrance for Ronda STOP DOING THE PIPER THING STOP!
Dunn is adding Rhonda chants from old episodes. Jesus Christ.
Why am I not surprised to did the Piper thing.
Kratos let his wife do the fighting.
What were they chanting?
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Angle's neck is so unnaturally stiff, it's hard not to notice.
Maybe everyone in the ring will die.
>>107741 The soy cucks think Rhonda will do shit
RONDA BTFO ALREADY
Hope Kurt doesn't get hurt
RONDA BTFO
>>107743 What neck?
Kurt looks stiff…
What is kurt wearing on his hand?
> "Remember who signs your paychecks" that will definitly have an effect on the result of this match < But muh suspended disbelief…
>>107743 I was thinking the same thing. Pivot torso to turn head.
If HHH will bury Sting twice, he'll bury Rhonda for his wife. Shovels at the ready.
>Lebum James
>>107745 It's going to be Asuka vs Flair all over again. Rousey is going to get knocked around for the entire match and then Rousey will get her "signature" armbar lock and it will end all at once.
kurt draws more dimes than jarrett
>>107755 I would love to see Ronda get a pedigree.
Calm down, Kratos.
>>107757 If they show as much skin as asuka and charlotte then it's already worth it!!!
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>kurt taking bumps i-i dont want that
>>107761 This must be the pre-order DLC.
>Bad-ass bitch <Being emotional That's not how a bad-ass acts
>>107762 Seeing Steph in leather is already pretty good, I guess.
Who would win in a shoot? Ronda Cringy Rousey or Steph?
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>>107760 that's actually amazing (and syncs up good).
>>107763 He can barely move, WTF
mfw Kurt looks like a giant penis and is causing me harm seeing him handled in such a fashion.
>>107763 He is building up for the moonsault
>>107765 That's called hot blooded.
>Biggest crowd for Rhonda Hey Cole, reminder UFC makes more money than you guys now.
>>107763 Same I'm sacred for Kurt ;_;
>>107768 It's the age taking toll on his BROKEN freaking neck
NO TRIPS
>The girls get to get cheap shots on the guys >If it were reversed theyd probably get DQed
>>107772 She sure as fuck ain't acting hot-headed
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>>107763 >once again two fifty year old dudes beating the shit out of each other at 'Mania
Fuck
HHH talks too much
*calls for a spinebuster really loudly*
HHH's ref is calling the match, screwjob incoming.
fuck this shit. i want strowman.
>>107779 Wait till they drag out taker.
>>107781 spinebuster
I'm not paying for this shit and feel robbed. Why do you people do this to yourselves every week?
>>107782 Even I heard that, normally I miss all the spot calling
>>107783 Wouldn't be the first time he'd gotten completely fucked by the WWE.
>bigger crowd >more silent than the nxt crowd i understand it's nowhere near the quality of matches but come on, show some intrest
>>107785 It depends how many favors Cena has left from his years of being a merchandise selling machine.
>>107787 free!free!free!free!free!free!free!free!free!
>>107787 literally nothing else to watch
Shit girl, stop playing fair and beat the referee! Act like just a little bit like Piper if you monkey him!!! I want fucking cat fight!
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>>107785 Fuck I forgot, hopefully Cena is the one that finally kills the Undercarder.
>>107790 i prefer incest over intrest
>>107787 Love for the business, brother. HH
>>107790 >more silent That's what happens in these huge football stadiums, all the noise goes up.
>>107795 >>107791 undertaker is 90 YEARS OLD leave him alone ffs let him die.
>>107790 >show some interest >for a shit show
RONDA BTFO AGAIN!!!!
>>107787 >I'm not paying for this shit and feel robbed. Why do you people do this to yourselves every week? Because the only thing we hate worst then the WWE Is Ourselves
HHH flips out all the way out of the ring/
Wife beater HHH when
At least haich is selling kurt like a bro
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G-guys? I'm not 100% sure Kurt is just selling a work right now. >>107787 It's watching a trainwreck.
>>107787 I'm just watching for Daniel Bryan.
So this is her wrestling gimmick? Angry spastic bitch?
Ronda raping Stephanie…
RIGHT IN THE BOX.
THAT CLOSE SHOOT ON STEPH IN LEATHER HNGGGG
Ronda's face is so unnatural when she tries to look intimidating. It looks like some fucking Ghouls n Goblins gargoyle face. Altered Beast shit.
So how many of you are jerking off to this
>CALL THE COPS fucking corey he also just said OH NO!
>those marks in the front row
Steph can't bump for shit smh
>>107812 RISE FROM YOUR GWAAVES
>ib4 ronda injures steph cuz she's so green
that titty
>>107812 She has that tipical drunk russian wife head… it's quiet sexy if you are a slav like myself…
>ANAL FISTING
>OH NO SHE'S SCARED OF RONDA ROUSEY Come the fuck on. This is even worse than the Asuka match. At least make it look like both of them know how to wrestle.
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Steph's nipple was visible for about half a second when Ronda put her in the arm bar,
>round leather ass
Dry humping!
>staph begging Great working the marks, they'll praise this year's Mania and the plebeians will be none the wiser.
>>107813 >Steph getting dom'd nice
HHH WITH THE CHAIR SHIT BAH GAWD
>>107820 You Slavs truly experience a higher realm.
HHH is sleeping
>trying to win on a DDT
I could enjoy this if Ronda had bigger tits.
>tfw ronda is wrestling better than alexa ever did
Where the white boyz at?
>>107834 And if she didn't suck in the ring.
>>107834 Not enjoying sporty tight body
>HHH and Angle have been laying on the floor this whole time At least give us some suspension of disbelief.
>>107832 He and Kurt and probably have a beer.
>steph, traditionally booked so weak, putting up a fight against Ronda BURIED
>>107828 >Marks get entertained Isn't that the whole point
This match should've already been finished. Why are they dragging this out?
>>107834 >muh mommy issues
>>107812 It's because she's an eighth Black. Her skull is still very much congoloid.
>WATCH THE HAIR Every time.
yo whats up with cena?
>>107840 >He and Kurt and probably have a beer. Taker and Kane have opened a bar under the ring
>McMahon able to go toe to toe with A former MMA champion THis match should have ended sooner
IN COMES HULK
Kratos cucks her out of a pin.
>>107844 >big boobs >bad
I'm going to go get a snack. This is fucking awful. Tell me who won when I get back.
THERE GOES THE FUCKING ANNOUNCER TABLE
TABLES
IT'S A SHOOT!!!!!!!
>Ronda talking like a heel What a shit show.
Wait…. JOHN CENA IS THE REF?????
RIP SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE
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I would screenshot the living shit out of this if the stream quality wouldn't be jackshit
PRESS F TO RECONQUER SPAIN
SPANISH ANNOUNCER TABLE-KUN
>>107844 That's an odd projection…
spaniards btfo
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>>107860 Just like my thai shadow puppet theater.
I AM THE TABLE
Muscle dom.
stronk woman… here we go
MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE BUT DONE RIGHT
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Feminism yeah, moment>?
Guys remember how much fun we had at wrestle kingdom? It was just a handful of us but still.
>inb4 Haitch buries Ronda
fuck her up paul
>>107871 God bless you, anon!!!
Ronda looks like she needs a pint and a gallon of wine. Why did she put on that much eyeshadow?
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>boxing stance
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wymn power
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BTFO MEN!!!!!
Woo, girl power.
>>107877 As i said, it's the crazy half-drunk russian wife face
That strike rushdown was hilarious.
Please stop this
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the absolute state of WWE
that was too much for me im turning this off.
Kratos almost got beat by a bitch.
that fucking selling from triple H spazzing out
>people are legit marking out for this trash
What a shitshow
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Im gonna need more beers for this garbage
THE POWER OF RONDA
Those punches couldn't do shit against other women let alone trips.
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SUPLEX CITY
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This is like watching a slow motion train crash.
vintage Kurt Angle
>these fucking shadow tags
>>107892 Make this into our new banner!!!!
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>>107892 YASSS
>>107895 thats why she ran from the UFC
>>107892 *freeze frame* Yup, that's me.
>>107893 I'm about to BREAK out the booze as well.
Rousey sells shit Ziggler-style.
>>107892 > Face like "yeahhh, steph gonna eat my ass for a week for this"
hol up angle and trips arent even legal right?
Ok color me shocked this has been kind entertaining.
>>107907 Don't worry about it nerd.
I just realized Drake Weurtz is the ref.
Angle is fucking back fams
>>107907 Oh they are both roiding but they are sort of special cases.
>match stops in the middle for emotional arguments
STEPH BTFO
BESTIALITY SEX TIEM
ANGLE LOCK ON STEPHANIE FUCKING BTFO
HH BEST SAVE YO WOMANNNN
>kurt got the loudest pop of the night so far BASED
>>107907 Who the fuck cares, I just want it to end
Pedrigee the bitch!
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>The crowd is actually loving this Do you ever have those moments when you feel like you just don't belong somewhere that used to be like home?
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>ARE YOU SHHHHHHHHH-ERIOUS?
Kratos, no!
Read naked *CENSORED*
Is this fucking tornado tag or what? where are the fucking rules
HHH BTFO
haha she flipped him over cuz shes a strong waman
WHY WONT THIS END!?
>>107926 When a McMahon is involved, there are no rules.
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AHM BAH
>>107929 self insertion
Maybe this will be the thing that costs them the Mattel sponsorship and frees us from this hell.
>>107922 based 4k bro
>>107929 This is your future. It never ends.
Four people grasping at each other. This is a metaphor for the state of WWE.
Is everybody legal now?
H H H BTFO
>>107926 Supposed to be a Mixed match (guy vs. guy, girl vs. girl) but I've lost track of who is even legal.
>>107938 None of this is legal.
Hell is for eternity
>>107921 I'm actually having fun Steph's selling the fuck out of that armbar. I wanna see her arm snap I really do
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
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This match is fucking great, I dunno what you guys are on about.
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS STILL GOING?!
>this is awesome chant lasts one and a half calls
>>107938 i guess, they thought ronda can tap haich out, there are no rules anymore
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>rest spots >rest holds >rest rests
When is Ronda gonna botch Steph?
In UFC, once ronda locked in her arm bar, her opponent would tap in seconds, yet here HHH and Steph take it for so long.
>>107921 Every day of my life….
>those fucking moans wew
>>107951 wait a minute…………….
Finally
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Its better than i expected tbh
WHO IS LEGAL
Ronda Howdy wins!
Rhondawinslol
>polite calpping
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Did, did she just literally fucking BREAK her arm?
My boy dana
>ronda cant pull off an arm bar how the fuck did she ever make it as far as she did in UFC?
Dana White looks like a shaved DSP.
>>107958 WYMZ Division on suicide watch
>>107945 I am shocked that Ronda seems to be entering the roster as one of the best main roster divas, not saying much, but the rules didn't exist for this match.
>First tag THAT WAS THE ONLY TAG MAGGLE
And thus begins the era of RONDA WINS LOL
>Steph yelling NO NO PLEASE PLEASE FULLY ERRECT
>>107963 She fought an accountant, a mother and a few other untrained normal women that underwent a two day training course on MMA fighting.
>>107964 Hey you take that back the gout lord is much more buff than egg head.
Ronda is better than most women on main roster lmao
>>107970 as i suspected
>pls stop >pls stop >i'm sorry >pls sorry I'm going in dry!
>>106897 THANK YOU!
>>107972 Honestly, surprised about that.
>>107969 Yeah that was great, Steph deserves credit for that glorious cowardly heel selling.
I'll be Damned shovel king didn't bury them. Gotta say I thought the whole match was entertaining. Made Rousey look strong as hell. Thought it was funny as hell Triple H getting beat up by a woman
>>107975 Need a webm for the fap thread NOW
>>107972 She can at least sell.
>>107969 Isolate the audio and it really sounds like rape.
Neither Booley, nia or alexa had better match than this tbh
>>107968 And they wonder why they're losing ratings when the sjw soy cucks they cater to don't buy their shit.
FUCK YOU CRICKET
>>107972 Agree, but thats not sayin much
>>107979 That should have been cut honestly, it's kinda dumb to have the men not able to put women in spots but women can beat back. It was hilarious watching Steph running like a cowardly bitch, it was top tier.
Okay guys, we have two fap worthy match so far. Anything else for tonight?
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>>107979 Hello mark.
I'm back. So, did Ronda Rousey win?
>>107985 there the same people who wear bullet club shirts
>>107972 Pretty hot too
>>107984 Well more than half of it was carried by HHH and Angle
THE 2nd BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT BEGINS
Here comes Ruby Rhod.
PANCAKES XD
>two tags in a row lol
>>107979 lol WWE employee's on /woooo/
>dragon zone tune Fuck off nigger.
>fucking nu gay LITERALLY A FUCKING RAINBOW
>>107989 Anorexic Bliss vs Fatass Samoan Nia Jax
OH YES!!! IT'S A NEW DAY BOYOSSS Look at that rotating donut asshole thing
>>107987 Indeed, its fucking sad how much wwe puts into women division and how much money they have and how shit the performers are
>pancake midgets
Anyone get that green ranger reference?
>Dunn didn't throw words on the screen <overlaid goofy cgi instead <fuckign midgets in pancake costumes
MIDGETS MAGGLE THEY'RE MIDGETS
the fucking mega zord tune wtf
Best entrance of the night, right here.
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That was the fucking Dragon Zord jingle?
>>108002 Still not as gay as Finn Faglor was >This fucking CG FUCK YOU DUNN
>>108000 >lol WWE employee's on /woooo/ <5 YEARS MINIMUM
This is a good entrance.
>minis some sjw will complain about this let me tell you
>poor little white bois
>big black men vs little white midgets
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Will Aunt Jemimah be a surprise entrant?
Speaking of midgets, whatever happened to Hornswoggle?
Ok, this is pretty funny i have to admit this
I thought Austin Creed with the boner?
>5'11"
lord what the fuck
>Insult some faggot on twitter who was fluffing the match >Dare him to get me banned >Banned less then a minute after I post that AYYYLMAO on to the next account
>>108028 All these Adam Coles
>>108025 He was future endeavored a while back
>midgets Is it the 80's again?
at least we're keeping the little people employed.
>>108025 Future Endeavored. He does meme guest appearances on the indy circuit now.
>boondocks
>pancake midgets doing the worm
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>throwing pancakes into the crowd
literally no pop
>People saying that match was good Man, I really must be getting old. That was trash, the end with Ronda and Steph was good though Yet none of this was selling, Steph easily able to take on Ronda? They should've replaced Steph with an old school diva but I guess that would've been hard to find ones that can still wrestle.
Midget pancake men saves Wrestlemania
how hasnt those cucks been sued by funimation or bandai?
BASED KKK USOS
>so boys what kinda entrance do you want >ayo jus gib us few midgets vinnie
Haven't watched in a few years. Do the Usos have a gimmick yet?
>>108045 I think they're black now.
>3 people clapping for ussos OH NO
>>108045 yeah they're dindus
>>108045 Yea they be ballin now boiiiii
>>108045 They're full bix noods now. It's actually great.
>Mallet Mates >>108045 They played GTA SA once
>that harper mask
BAH GOD /pol/ IS TAKING TO THE RIING MAGGLE!
>>108045 Yeah, niggers in jail.
I have no idea who any of these 7 people are.
HAMMER HOMBRES They still need a theme that isn't a 30 second loop played for 5 1/2 minutes.
>It's New meme vs USsnoozes again
>>108051 >Crunch Cousins
>>108045 They're supposed to glorify thug rapists
Do these guys beat people up with styrofoam hammers?
>>108056 SLEDGE SIBLINGS
Bludgeonkino ftw
>>108044 That couldn't have been their idea, it had to be Vince. They would have just had a Dragon Ball or some other stupid anime or video game reference.
Hammer Hombres
>>108057 >Ignoring the smash saiyans
>>108063 Sasuga vince sama
>>108040 For a McMahon storyline bollocks match, it was decent at least. Gotta grade on a sliding scale.
Nobody has noticed that the Cudgel Cousins lost their first names, they're just Harper and Rowan now
"Trouble in paradise" Don't catch the ghey on your way tf out.
>>108063 >so vinnie we got this cool idea abou- >HAHA BOYS I GOTCHU THESE LITTLE BALORS LEMME SHOW YA
Goofy Nigs Vs. Gangsta Nigs Vs. Metal Bros
>>108069 >wrestling continuity
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>>108071 >balors
RACIAL HOLY WAR: THE MATCH!
>>108066 Haven't watched smackdown in a while, great to see Harper and Rowan back
Samoans need blacklisted from the industry tbh
Its no DQ but its also tags? what?
https://twitter.com/wresnocontext/status/983134349510848512 I laughed
>>108078 after last match it seems like its a little bit complicated
>>108077 This. REMOVE SAMOAN
The Usos (The Rock's third cousins) actually aren't too bad technically. too bad they are just a wipe this match
>>108067 >>108071 I doubt Kofi and Big E have any ideas of their own so, it was either Vince's idea of Creed's video game reference.
>>108077 Are there any Samoans who weren't/aren't related to the Rock in some way?
>>108078 The rules only matter when they're supposed to matter.
YO OOS BEEN DOWN DAY 1 YA ERD
>>108078 Three way dances have always been no dq.
>>108085 Shoa joe
>>108083 They aren't the worst, they just have no variety or charisma. Somehow that keeps happening to people related to the Rock.
>>108085 Smo Joe. But he's a faaaaaaaaat aaaayyyyssss…
>>108093 REEEEEEEEEEEE t. Scott Steiner
You know what.. this makes up for the fucking trainwreck of the Ronda Rousey match.
>Xavier looking like some 1970s blacksploitation action character >he has to drag around an instrument and wear dumb clothing while his partners throw pancakes around
>>108088 Yeah but why tag if its no DQ just go in there 24/7?
>>108095 The sjws and numale cucks ate that match up. We're in for a lot of Lousy Roussey matches.
>far better match being presented >no reactions Oh dear god, I fear for the Styles/Nakamura match
>>108096 Anon they're all carnies don't think to much about it.
Oh didn't notice the match ended… or even started.
>>108092 I think Vince actually lost some brand control back with The Rock vs Stone Cold vs Mankind era, he's scared to give any of the Somoan's a mic and a chance just because of their relation to the whole thing. Probably keeps him up at night just thinking about decades ago when ratings were at top and his control waning
Mallet mates won 2 v 5, impressive.
>>108101 No kidding its just flew by
>>108099 This is the blowoff match, so the crowd can get their steam back
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SHITSKIN STATUS: LYNCHED!
>>108098 We already get shitty wymyns matches so no big difference
>squash >no crowd reaction >state of the tag division
I'm glad that they're finally getting some form of a push, but it's retarded this was like 4 times shorter than the HHH match.
>>108098 Sad to say, but I called it. >>107757 They needed to give Rousey a good in for the storylines and such, so they let her "scare" Steph and "beat up" Triple H so she can pretend to be some kind of crazy animal as her gimmick.
>they won
Wow that was fucking fast. The previous match sure ate up a lot of time
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>>108096 Reminder that Paige gobbled his cock
>hammer bros win >Can't celebrate because we cut right back to fucking ronda REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I got up to get some water and missed half the damn match.
who's ready for three tags in a row ?
>do nothing but local talent squash matches and identical burial matches with the official teams that are never in the title run >get a real match for once >immediately become champions BLUDGEONED
> Fake swinging light graphic How much is the WWE Network yous goyos?
>>108114 God she looks like an ugly used up slapper…
>>108111 Yeah but with Ronda, I wanted Steph to suffer I did not want Charlotte to win. She deserves nothing there.
>>108117 Ready to find out who's Braun's partner already
Do Hammer Bros like video games?
>>108116 Club Cousins fucking lynched 5 niggers all by themselves.
>>108096 Don't forget to subscribe to UpUpDownDown :^)
Roll call, how many other boards still hanging in here?
how can WWE do a documentary on AJ and the Hardy's went they dont acknowledge TNA and Impacts exsistence?
>Oh hey, King of the Ring is ba- >UK Event oh…
>>108126 /pol/ here. Death to Israel!
> I"m gonna be there….. are you?? > Hey, wake up audience I axed you a question!!
Did we mention it's free?
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YABBA DABBA DOO
Apparently John Cena was here today.
woooo!!!!
BIG JHON
FUCKIGN CENA
OOOH SHIT
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DO DO DO DOOOOOO
>>108135 Damn, didn't see him at all.
>big whiner jhon going into the ring
>>108130 This but unironically.
CENA VS THE ROCK
HOW LONG IT TAKE YOU TO WRITE THAT ONE JONNEY?
>>108135 I hadn't heard that.
Still shillin those cum rags
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>Jhon segement or jhon vs undie
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>>108121 Charlotte was already the champ, daughter of a legacy wrestler, and they had her fighting an undefeated foreigner. The whole thing was a huge set up for Charlotte. Still a great match, in terms of showmanship, but it fucking sucks we couldn't get the Queen Empress Asuka we deserved. >>108126 /tg/ reportin' in
>>108126 /co/ here
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>>108126 /tv/ checking in
OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's against Kid Rock.
>>108150 Go back to reddit.
>inb4 American Badass Taker
CENA VS HOGAN
Thanks, doc.
>>108126 Baileyfag till the end
>>108143 Who said I was being ironic?
John Cena will retire when?
CENA VS DDP
>>108126 /sp/artan who stopped migrating with the lads after 8ch.pl died reporting in.
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/asmr/ here!
>>108058 >Tankred Endures
I'm still upset that Undertaker didn't retire when HBK did.
I guess Cena's not wrestling today oh too bad.
/b/ always everywhere
>>108164 >>>/mewch/
ELIAS
I applaud John Cena leaving the ring.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>108126 /v/ for whatever reason
ELIAS!
Is this where we've come to?
Oh god cena's gonna bury elias isnt he?
HOLY SHIT IT'S TANAHASHI
ELIAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>108163 >.pl nigga that was ages ago why did you leave?
Elias saving this segment.
well rip elias
>>108176 hope it will be quick
>>108126 I was on ASMR until I was banned for calling Heather Feather fat.
>this guitar playing my ears
Walk With Elias
>>108184 It's beautiful.
WHAT'S KENNY OMEGA DOING IN THE RAWPACT ZONE!
> There is a house in New Orleans….
>>108126 /jp/ here and banned from twitter for calling rene a coalburning whore and rhonda a talentless hack
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>>108126 >>>/qresearch/ reporting for duty. S
>>108184 It's hard AF to walk and play at the same time, cmon
>>108126 I'm on every board.
>guitar
nuclear heat dahday
haha eat shit John you wanted Taker you get this unwashed hippy Vince found in a back alley.
>>108187 God I wish. The Golden Lovers vs the Mallet Men pls.
>wrestlememeia marks booing Elias REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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/just/
>>108190 not really though we were on 76 for a good bit and now on end for a good bit it's only a different url m8
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>>108126 /a/ reporting in can I get a two sweet!
Undertaker intro in 5….
>>108197 calm down smark
>>108126 /fit/izen reporting in
Wait what? No taker? Wtf…
>Cena talks about wanting Taker because he wouldn't be burying any new talent >Is about to bury Elias
>>108194 Based Elias
>>108201 the pop would blow the roof off the place
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>>108126 top coon reporting in
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>Punished Cena >wearing a "never give up" shirt >gives up immediately.
JOHN CENA BTFO
Where's Kid Rock at?
/a/ here Cena is my wrestlerfu
This is some good heat.
>>108203 >blowhorn
>>108209 Standing…on the edge…
>>108204 Do you seriously want taker again? Last year I seriously just felt sorry for him.
Sad Cena
NEW ORLEANS B T F O
OH FUG ITS HAPPENING FUCK EM UP ELIAS!!!!!
Oh no! Someone move the guitar before it gets smashed over one of the srastlers like a steel chair!
he is fighting to stay unJUSTed
God this crowd is WEAK
>dong
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>>108179 Jewsh was still fucking everything here and real life shit sprung up so my online presence for anything was nonexistent. Once things settled down I just didn't have an urge to try and go back.
Move over new stars.
>>108212 >2D little girl Cena who never gives up and tell you to bolieve in her as she over comes the odds I need this.
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>>108200 2sweet
>literal 10 year old kid yelling "DAS WHAT YOU GET"
Elias buried by Cena buried by a no-show Taker.
cena wins lol
>>108160 /pol/ unironically loves jews like Trump.
>>108222 They can't follow the deep (stupid) plot line.
>No one is cheering for this segment Fuck this ppv.
holy shit they are playing this off perfectly
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Punished Cena A hero denied is wrestlemania moment
>>108231 g*rmans love jews wtf do you expect?
OH NO
HERE WE GO
CALLED IT BOYOS!!!!!!! CHECIT UNDERTAKER DENYERS BTFO!!!
HAHAHAHA! Perfect.
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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THAT LIGHTNING! WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
2spoopy
A LIGHTNING BOLT JUST STRUCK THAT COFFIN
>they're doing it
CENA IS TERRIFIED!!!!!
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>>108244 Oh no…
>that fucking lightning and thunder stock sound
that lightning…
THAT PRODUCTION QUALITY!!
>Burying elias to make room for a 70 year old BROKEN man
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ruh roh
its like its 1995
HOLY SHIT THE CLOTHES DISSAPEARED!?!?!?! WTF IS HAPPENEING?
>>108245 I wonder if that was an intentional 80s callback or something.
PYRO
>>108251 Someone got paid for that.
>Lights go out >Bray Wyatt comes out instead
God damn it. Taker hasn't had a good match in fucking years but I still mark out a bit when I hear the theme.
6 hours later
OH SHIT! I'm marking out! Someone help me!
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>>108252 >>108252 What did people in the aduience think? That the hat just disappeared and a light turned on and off? BTFO live show goers….
>>108258 Vince is going to start scream-announcing the match. Only way to recover it.
>>108251 I just googled "lightning sound" and the first result was more realistic than the one they used.
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WHO COULD IT BE?!
THE UNDERCARDER
do these numales even know who he is?
>>108269 It's dolph
WHATS HE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE??
please god no… PLEASE HES 90 LET HIM FUCKING DIE.
I can't not mark out UNDERTAKER! *clap clap clap clap*
How is Taker still alive? I thought Brock almost killed him
Where did Cena go? He was on the entrance ramp.
>THE DEAD MAN HAS RISEN You got that right, he's like fucking 70
>>108274 You don't get to die in Vince's world.
THE PUREST STRIKER IN THE GAME!!!!!
This would be a really fun moment if he didn't have a big surprise comeback annually.
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BAH GAWD! IT'S A SIXTY YEAR OLD MAN! IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS ATTEMPTING TO WRESTLE A ABLE-BODIED ATHLETE, SOMEBODY STOP HIM BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF!
I'M MARKING OUT
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LEAVE TAKER ALONE
This is gonna be sad
>>108274 How does one kill that which is already dead?
>>108278 He's only 53 but he seems like he's 80.
Man I can't even bring myself to care about this.
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Well, at least this match makes up for the last few shit shows on Cena reaction images alone.
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I want this to end well but I know it can't.
>>108279 >>108286 All jokes aside the last 5 years I've seen him wrestle every year has been worse and worse and he legitimately cannot move anymore.
>>108289 You haven't even seen the match mark. This is going to be a shit show just like last year, maybe even worse.
undercarder is being controlled with a voodoo doll via a new orleans witch doctor
What's the point of wheeling out an over the hill man who has had a heart surgery and can barely walk in his 50's? This is torture porn at this point
1 hour later
>>108291 He couldn't even take that tombstone from roman.
>Undertaker match >In current year +4
this is gonna be like RAW25 all over again
Holy shit is Undertaker a Carpenter Brut now?
< They had to cut that last match 10 minutes short because taker showed up for another milly
>>108293 A voodoo entrance would have been awesome if this was 2006 Undertaker. Shit I wish Wyatt got a cool voodoo entrance.
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>>108292 If it's worse, it might enter meme territory. So.. Please, be worse.
REST IN PEACSHRUURUGUHGGHH
cena poopie in pant
Ten minutes later…
>>108298 Why would you add music to that classic and not show the whole thing?
DO THE EYE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why couldn't you leave me alone, John? I was already retired. ;_;
They actually did it. I'm interested. I know it's gonna be shit, but goddamn do I want to see it now.
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> winningest
>>108126 Since /v/ is already represented, /radcorp/ here. Bringing ded games back from the grave.
>Team Hogan Based Brother HH
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Oh man.. This is already hilarious.
this is just sad.
Baw gawd that man has no cartilage
I blame Lesnar for this!
When you're being buried but Vince pulls you out of your fucking casket and brings you back to life and says "YOU GOTTA FUCKING DO THIS".
>>108317 top fucking kek
>>108315 >fuck, why couldn't roman retire this mark for himself? if I wrestle this geriatric, I might accidently kill him!
WHIFF
>that clear six inch gap between Cena and the boot
FUCK. I missed the chance to cap that mile wide gap between Taker's boot and Cena
I don't into wrestling but this is taking over the front page. Who are we rooting for, and what do they look like?
> Taker pukes on CENA < You still can't tell CENA's face from CENA's vomit-covered face
I BURY THE LIVING
Maybe he won't zing himself in the first two minutes this time
>>108322 Drink.
>Boot didnt even come close to connecting
they are gonna go for a full 60 mins
William McKinley was president when the Oldertaker was born
Haha cena gay
>>107828 Ant's got balls but what the even actual fuck was he thinking??
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We're going over
Taker looking better than last year
>>108325 An eighty year old corpse wearing eyeliner is fighting a human fridge decorated in neon children's merchandise.
THE FUCKING INTRO TOOK LONGER THAN THE MATCH
F
>>108331 You were saying?
Wew
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WOOOOOOOW
>>108333 trips confirm this fact
>>108325 >Who are we rooting for Injuries.
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>just like that
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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF JHON CENA
hahahah this is awful what was the point?
SQUASHED
Fucking seriously? What was the point of this?
CENA IS DEAD
For reals though, undertaker may be 2000 but this is the first time I actually got into this and smiled and cheered irl. Undertaker's still got it. Seeins CENA get his ass kicked is 10/10 on its own, but with taker? 100/4
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For what purpose
Squash. What an amazing pay off for all that shitty buildup.
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>cena squashed
SQUASH MATCH
It's better than last year's.
>>108350 To give Cena whatever he wants
>>108353 It was a shockwave
>>108352 No… undertaker does not still have it.
>>108353 Magical.
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WRESTLEMANIA WASNT SUPPOSED TO A COMEDY
Haha Cena got buried in basically a squash match
CENA BTFO
>Cena selling the shit out of every move That was amazing. You could tell Taker was barely able to pull anything but Cena sold that offense so well Just…thanks for that Cena
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>>108353 Magnificent. Undertake is so strong that he doesn't even have to touch you to kick you
Well at least the right guy won in the Cena-Corpse match
Rematch next year, screencap this
>>108367 Haich did same thing for kurt
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Maybe undie is dying and this was his make a wish.
>All this buildup >burying Elias >all for a squash match after Taker lost twice
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This was a good match.
RIP Cena
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>guys, guys, he is 100% healthy >he moves the a 20 years old >he is good, he isn't a half foot in the grave >guys seriously, guys FUCKING CRINGE
wow
>>108372 Yeah, true now that I think of it. But it was harder for Cena I think.
>>108367 You mean dropping when taker's boot was barely even off the ground? kek
> Announcer gets it more than /woooo/
So Taker is basically doing Hogan, Austin appearances where he shows up beats up someone and leaves.
>>108353 Spirit kick, obviously.
wtf i didnt see any pure strikes though
>>108385 Only at mania brother.
>>108375 The thing is it doesnt hurt elias at all because he isnt utilized in any way right now. Once they'll give him some storyline he could be build as a threat
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Now he waits for his nurse to bring him back to the retirement home.
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!!
FYI, John Cena was here.
where the fuck is JBL? these dudes suck
>>108383 There was like a foot of distance shown between his foot and Cena's face.
>tfw you probably missed the last Taker match ever because you went to get your neighbor. I am glad he got out with a W but shit man LOUD BOOING marred his legacy.
>bring back taker >depending whether or not he loses commentary says "DA UNDERTAKER IS BACK!" or "DIS MITE BE DA LAST TIME WE SEE DA UNDERTAKER" >taker disappears for a year >repeat
>>108393 He bullying childrens on a noname island he owns…
>>108394 exactly
>>108394 Nah, they have to live-edit the ugly off of CENA for it to be viable for broadcast (and not be seen as a snuff film). After the shoop there's just a foot less chin, and it STILL looks like that
>wrestlers trying their hand at stand-up
>check out wrestling event >no longer feels staged >has progressed to outright hollow Why do you do this to yourselves?
>>108393 >AJ STYLES IS MURDERING ALL THE GAYS AND I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT
SHEEEEIT
How would WWE react to John Cena going on a Benoit style killing spree?
>>108402 I just watch Japanese wrestling now.
>>108402 Shitposting. I watch nu japan for the actual wrestling.
>>108407 I want to start doing this once I saw Jericho went. NJPW or something, right? Where do you stream it, what to catch up on, etc?
Real niggas watch Joshi now
>>108405 I don't know but >mfw
>>108393 I was friends with him on the twitter account that just got banned. He is a pretty cool dude and we joked about bullying the Hoag faggot and talked about rugby. Pretty cool dude at the end of the day.
>>108407 some of their streams legit look like they were filmed in a basement. good tiems
>>108402 I've noticed a lot of people in fandoms start hating the thing they used to love given enough time.
>>108405 Krispen Waugh? Who's that?
>>108402 Shitposting and bantz here tbh famalam
>niglet is an attraction wew
Hillbilly Jim just doesn't have the same gravitas in a tuxedo.
>that niglet
>>108402 Same reason we play video games. Misguided hope for a return to past glory.
that niglet needs his seizure meds
>>108419 niggas are always juking and jiving
Is Goldberg jewish?
>>108424 LOL take a fucking guess mate.
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>Ultimate Warrior award >requested for those people who work behind the scenes >awarded for niglets, crippled nonames and other human trainwrecks This fucking boiles my blood!!!
>>108424 (((Goldberg)))
Did anyone gif the dancing bix nood? That shit was funny but not for the reasons the jigging jigaboo wanted it to be.
>Jewberg has the flashiest intro compared to the others Bullshit
>>108402 I just watching Puroresu and Indie products and laugh at the smart marks who enjoy WWE products.
(((GOLDBERG))) (((GOLDBERG))) (((GOLDBERG)))
>Jewberg
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Is Bliss jewish?
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>>108424 >berg
>>108424 >is rabbi schlomo shekelstein jewish guys?
>>108424 Reported for anti-semitism
Why is a black kid no one cares about in the HoF again?
>>108435 BERG is a German name. The GOLD part is the Jewish appropriation.
>>108439 Quotas and white guilt
>>108439 He got the Ultimate Cripple award for being brave enough to not kill himself.
>>108439 because he got 2 liver transplants
>>108439 Black Livers Mater my dude


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