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Smarkdown After WRASSLEMEMEIA 2018 Boliever 04/10/2018 (Tue) 19:52:15 Id: 4b013f No. 110928
SmackDown LIVE preview: April 10, 2018: How will AJ Styles respond following Shinsuke Nakamura’s betrayal? After WrestleMania made an earth-shattering impact on SmackDown Superstars such as WWE Champion AJ Styles, Shinsuke Nakamura, Daniel Bryan, SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair and more, Team Blue’s top competitors look forward to new challenges, opportunities and conflicts as the SmackDown LIVE after The Show of Shows approaches. >How will AJ Styles respond to Shinsuke Nakamura’s savage attack? After AJ Styles retained his WWE Championship against Shinsuke Nakamura in a thrilling match at WrestleMania, the WWE Universe was stunned when The King of Strong Style struck The Phenomenal One with a merciless low blow and put the boots to him in a savage assault after the title bout. What reasoning will WWE’s Rockstar have for his heinous actions? And how will Styles respond? >What does the future hold for the leadership of SmackDown LIVE and the Superstar Shake-up? The state of SmackDown LIVE’s management team was certainly in flux leading up to WrestleMania 34. Shane McMahon had announced that he would be taking an indefinite leave of absence as Commissioner of the blue brand, and Daniel Bryan had just been cleared for in-ring competition. Now that the two have vanquished Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn from SmackDown LIVE for good following their win over The “Yep!” Movement at WrestleMania, what’s next for the Commissioner and General Manager? Will Shane officially return from his leave of absence and what impact will his health issues have on his decision? Will Daniel Bryan continue to split time between the ring and the office? And how will the Superstar Shake-up impact these decisions? <Where does Charlotte go after beating Asuka? Having firmly proved that she was indeed ready for Asuka, SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair now stands atop the mountain as the definitive Queen of WWE. Who will step up to challenge Flair? Could we see Naomi, the winner of the first-ever WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal, shine her glow the Queen’s way? Or, could the likes of The riotttttttttt Squad or Becky Lynch make a power play for the top spot on Team Blue? And when will Carmella look to strike with her Money in the Bank contract? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on SmackDown LIVE! >Who will be the light in The Bludgeon Brothers’ new age of darkness? After The Bludgeon Brothers defeated The Usos and The New Day to become new SmackDown Tag Team Champions in a dominant performance at WrestleMania, the question must now be posed: Who the heck is gonna stop these guys? With Harper & Rowan’s new age of darkness now looming heavily over the SmackDown Tag Team division, who will step up to slow down the two behemoths? >Who might debut on SmackDown LIVE after WrestleMania? #RawAfterMania saw NXT standouts like The Authors of Pain, No Way Jose and Ember Moon make their debuts on the red brand, but does that mean SmackDown LIVE can expect new faces to arrive as well? Historically, Team Blue has also had its share of surprises, so is it possible SmackDown LIVE will see new faces emerge one week before the Superstar Shake-up?
WWE 205 Live preview, April 10, 2018: The Age of Alexander officially begins Tonight on WWE 205 Live, as The Age of Alexander begins, is WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander up to face any and all new challengers? Plus, Drew Gulak and Mark Andrews battle in a WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament rematch. >Is Drew Gulak too aggressive for Mark Andrews? Mark Andrews and Drew Gulak were originally scheduled to square off last week on WWE 205 Live, but Gulak asked General Manager Drake Maverick to postpone the match for a week. The reason for Gulak’s unexpected request? He wanted Andrews to fully recover from his grueling contest with Tony Nese that earned him the opportunity to face Gulak. When Andrew faced Gulak in the quarterfinals of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament, he was met with the same aggression that Gulak used to dominate his friend and frequent tag team partner Tony Nese in the opening round. Winning by applying the torturous Dragon Sleeper, Gulak refused to relinquish the hold until the official intervened. His explanation as to why he maintained the hold was simple – because he can. Although Andrews is determined to defeat Gulak, the Philadelphia native is poised to inflict the maximum amount of pain upon his opponents. A hardened technical competitor, Gulak will use his in-ring ability to keep the high-fiving and stage-diving Andrews on the defensive and undoubtedly regretting a rematch. Will Andrews suffer the same fate as before against Gulak, or will he prove he can handle even the most hostile competitors the Cruiserweight division can offer? >Cedric Alexander finally claims the WWE Cruiserweight Championship After vanquishing Gran Metalik, TJP and Roderick Strong in the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament, Cedric Alexander – the soul of WWE 205 Live – battled his close friend, Mustafa Ali – the heart of WWE 205 Live – in the tournament finals on The Grandest Stage of Them All. Following a hard-fought and emotional contest, Alexander emerged victorious, finally claiming the WWE Cruiserweight Championship as his own. The victory caps off a long journey to the pinnacle of the WWE Cruiserweight division for Alexander, who saw his championship opportunity vanish when the title was held in abeyance before he could challenge for it at Royal Rumble. Despite the setback, Alexander remained focused and let nothing stand in the way of claiming the championship on The Grandest Stage of Them All. Alexander may not have much time to rest, as WWE 205 Live General Manager Drake Maverick wants the best competition for the WWE Universe, and Superstars like Buddy Murphy have their sights set on the championship. Plus, despite the disappointing setback, Ali certainly proved that he is one of the best Cruiserweights in the world, and he will no doubt want another opportunity to challenge for the title. What course will The Age of Alexander take WWE 205 Live, and who will step up to challenge the new champion? Find out tonight on WWE 205 Live at 10/9 C on WWE Network! Main Event Prediction: >goldust and curt hawkins again >205 match with the two or three guys that weren't in the tournament
Who is going to come from nxt only for ziggler to come out and accuse him of stealing the spotlight or something and begin a really boring feud where the new guy wins the first and third matches?
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Why is she so cute, lads
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what are some A.J. Styles approved foods?
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who is going to premier during jinders promo?
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>>110935 Only the finest for Patrician southern gentleman like AJ. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A_same-sex_marriage_controversy#Chick-fil-A_Appreciation_Day
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>WM Stream went wonky during the Cena/Elias/Taker segment >mfw just saw that "lightning"
>>110940 it was unironically the best segment
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TARPS EVERYWHERE
>>110942 DELETE THAT PICTURE RIGHT NOW
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> How will Blue even be able to complete without the G.O.A.T. on the roster (seen here with the "black sheep" of the Duck Dynasty family)??? Discuss.
>>110944 GREATEST OF ALL T I M E
>>110944 By getting the GOAT autism team
>>110944 Getting drew mcintyre and sanity
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>>110944 Liddle Kidz follow the arrow. Steven here was good, but nicholas was even tighter.. Surely, the greatest of all time
>>110944 By teaming with the tumornator.
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>>110946 Peyton is a legit 10 now with her boob job
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>>110950 Meanwhile Billie was always a 10/10 with or without boob work done.
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Hai guyz! My name is Nicholas and I am 10 years old! I finished all my homework ( ugg! 4th grade is soooo much harder than 3rd! ) early, so I searched and found this wrestling chat. You may not know this but I was a champion once, but I gave that life away…. Anyway, can I watch Smackdown with yous guys? Pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee? Pweety Pweety with sugar on top?
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>>110952 THE PEDO COMMUNITY?!
>>110951 > That third image < My recurring nightmare [shakes, rocks, and sweats]
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I dunno what the PEDOs is, did you mean pesos? I'm not Mexican. But I have no problem with Carlos Santigo if that's your thing. Also your chat board is weird i keep havin 2 reupload my avatar. Is there a way to link it to my neopets account?
>>110956 I can see where your makeup is running/not applied right next to your hairline. And that's a lot of blush, can barely even see your cute dimples. How much CONDITIONEDer did they use on you before the show? Did you get to sit on SantaCenta's lap?
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>>110953 >>110955 Let Nicholas choose!
I just remembered that big ass might come back tonight? Do you care? Me neither but I just thought I'd mention it.
>>110960 he is as lame as enzo
>>110960 NIA? Samoa Joe?
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Will this thread also get 700+ replies?
It's almost timeeeeeeeee!!!!! Un minuto!
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alright SHOWTIME
>>110964 Depends completely on whether hands are on the keyboard or elsewhere, which depends entirely on how much Nicholas QT 3.14 shows up ITT….
>>110964 yes, and it will be all me
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Somebody calll mee??
Boo
dafuck guys? Is Modern Family running over for yalls too? It's already ran past 4 minutes here.. guide says smackdown
yes lol
>30 seconds in >Stream is already trash Bravo
>Hueg success
>>110973 Not on my end. Watching live via USA's app.
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>Shane opening
Louder boo
PAIGE IS THE SMACKDOWN GM!!!!
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new gm
>>110978 Shit, cause USA network just started another episode of Modern Family… guide says smackdown. Alternates?
what in the absolute fuck
>>110981 yuck what the fuck,
PAIGE HERE
Ok… SD is actually playing wrastling. Just HD usa is playing wrong thing. Probably comcast's fault somehow.
ARE YOU INSANE, SHANE?!
that's it, record time, fuck this im out, at least for now
PAIGE GM
God she looks fucking horrible
>Paige GM What about Absolution then you dumb bitch? B A Y S O L U T I O N SOON
> This is whore house > Page: "Thank you."
>Shane wipes his hand before he starts clapping
>>110987 B-b-b-bitchin’
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>>110994 Good catch
>>110994 top kek
PAIGE HERE
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>>110996 whoops
Am I gonna get vd just by watching this?
>>110994 You could say he is now "absolved" from the situation. Maybe he has reached a state of absolu….. wait a minute….
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>Xavier on the same show OH NO
AJ VS THE YES COMMUNITY
>>110999 > PAIGE HERE Ugh oh, 8chan's got a virus now… or 12.
Get this coked up whore off the mic.
>>111000 nice digits my man
reeeeeeee
dude from impractical jokers is sitting behind the announce table
You don’t give this one away on free TV, guys. What the shit. KILLING THE DAMN BUSINESS
Paige is so whorish
>>111005 I’m okay with that.
RIP SD
MUH NON TRADITIONAL CROWD IT'S ALL ABOUT FUN MAGGLE
Announcer dude is trying to justify why the sound editor is so bad. Oh, and people weren't booing off steph yesterday talking about how bullshit the whole scene was, that was just "all in good fun". Right.
>Non-traditional
Already excusing the boos
TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA!
< SNICKERS
>>111011 Honestly, that's my thought too. Why waste this on a Smackdown? Even if it is the one post-Mania?
>Truth or Dare What a fucking waste of money movie
>>111022 They are that desperate to get Paige over.
>>111022 Vince sure does whatever the fuck, we got Nakamura vs Cena and Nakamura vs Orton on free SD tv. One big reason Stone Cold quit was because Vince wanted to do Austin vs Lesnar on RAW whereas Austin wanted to build it up and do it on a PPV.
>>111024 Shinsuke will benefit too, hopefully, because BREAKing it up could get heel heat. Still dumb.
samoa joe confirmed for IC title
>>111024 She got a huge pop, why do people still like her?
>>111016 THEY BOO WHO THEY NORMALLY CHEER AND CHEER WHO THEY NORMALLY BOO
>>111028 Pity.
50 men in a ring As always, < free
>>111030 This 'non-traditional' crowd are a bunch of cucks
>>111028 Didn't you hear? That audence was hand picked and they still had to tell the television audience that people will boo thier "heroes"
>>111028 WYMYN REVLUCION MAGGLE!
>>111028 Seen that mouth on her? She can take a lot of dicks.
>This match again
IOH FUCK YES!!!! THAT CHIP POUR! TOTAL POP
>>111033 111033…. muh autism is running wyld
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haha did yall just see that one uso "jerking it" on the side of the rope there? Anyone screencap that?
>grandma watching with me >these niggers are disgusting!!!
Why are the new gay still a thing?
>WWE: Now in VR DAFUQ?!
>experience wrestlemania in Virtual Reality It was bad enough in normal reality
Shit stream died
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The unicorn stampede… what a move!
>Xavier instead of kofi new gay losing
>>111039 >>111046 Seriously she looks like a pornstar.
>>111049 >implying
>>111044 my sides
Shit stream again. Why can taima get good shit that works for mania but not for normal shows?
>>111049 Belongs nowhere near the word star
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>>111049 A "STAR" is generally reserved for a winner… Paige on the other hand… well she's gotta make money somehow now that backpage.com got seized
>>111049 Redundant since she is one already but even pornstars and some street whores look better
>>111055 > even pornstars and some street whores > muh dyslexia
At least they're showing it in a tiny window… unlike a FEEEEEEEmales match would be fullscreen commercial
WWE is not good.
GIVE EM THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!
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>>111058 >WWE is not good. Just smackdown because you got so used to seeing me on RAW.
> Announcers talking about New Day might BREAK up < uh oh….
>>111061 based
WHERE ARE THE HAMMER AMIGOS???
>blood fest
> So familiar with eachother " Oh shit… I wasn't supposed to talk about that locker room incident > for COUNTERS! I totally meant COUNTERS not gay lobin
Oh look, it's the exact same two fucking tag teams doing a match again despite a new team winning the titles.
Why would you ever reverse a pin with a pin? Like, you didn't wear them out in any way between them trying to pin you and you just flipping these back… It's like these wrestlers don't know how it works Haven't they played ANY of the WWE/WWF vidya?
HERE THEY COME
"Look at the hangtime" Does he think I'm stupid for not knowing what slow motion is, or did he mean to say "height"?
O shit, the Rekt-It Relatives
>>111067 Clearly not, no one’s spamming ring bell.
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>Usos + new day got beat by the mallet mates >Now it's just the usos alone vs the hammer bros like that makes sense
Holy fuck those fake foam hammerss…. those shitty $5 Party City "monster suits"…. who the fuck approved this
>>111067 >Haven't they played ANY of the WWE/WWF vidya? They all have, which is why so many of them just want to do cool moves more than anything else
>impractical joker assholes behind the announce table
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MY COMMERCIAL!
>It takes mental muscle to fake these diseases
>>111072 If God has mercy left on my soul and on the WWE product, the Revival gets moved to Smackdown
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MURR???
Wow cena is bumping for kids no one tell cornetto.
Cena getting jobbed the fuck out by these kids, BURIED
wtf i want a cigarette now
>Already more posts than an average SD
qWhen’s riotttttttttttttttt
>Superstar Shake-Up It’s the draft. Call it the draft.
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>>111078 They used to be so over in nxt. >>111084 Dark match.
>>111088 Lots of people used to be over in NXT.
>>111085 k I’m bored until riotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt shows up then
>Trailer for Traffik appears >White bikers are the bad guys >Niggers are good <Fuck off, kikes! I'm not buying that even in a fictional sense!
Did they really just waste 3 minutes of my time with a stillframe of the undertaker and the words "WWE Network"? Do I gotta subscribe to keep him on life support?
[LOUD BOOING]
>>111088 >They used to be so over in nxt. It's sad
The Utereus belt…
>>111089 True but did they fall as fast and as far as ftr?
Fuck off naomi
disgusting
The utereus belt doesn't even look metal… it looks like plastic. Seriously…. And why a trophy? Why not a BELT? What the fuck is goin on with MUH WYMNZ DIVISION?
FEEL THE G L O W
So is it just me, or is the women's trophy look like a fallopian tube/vagina diagram from a medical book?
A 7th grader wrote that promo
>>111099 the andre trophy looks just as plasticy
>>111096 Fuck if I know. I stopped watching NXT after Aries got his face smashed and went on commentary. Dude did Natalya just go full cat lady and give up on her life? I remember she was retarded about that shit on Divas but fuck me man.
>>111103 so both are bad
> glowing is popular with 7th grade Obviously none of these announcers are cool enough to have even known they weren't invited to a rave…
Please let this nigger get beat by Natalia.
>>111102 >Crowd is dead
>Putting on this fucking match on the SD after mania T-thanks road dogg.
>>111108 So is the stream
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Ruby a QT
DESTROY THE GAY COMMUNITY
So is WWE
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quints confirm rito is really fucking cute
>>111109 It'll definitely get cut short That or they'll go full HBK vs Cena
Yall have matches right now? I'm like 2 minutes into commercial. Or does WWE network show this and not show the commercials?
It's a shame rin doesn't watch live so we could get some livposting.
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>>111117 Commercials here
Digits confirm Ruby official Princess of /wooo/
Oh! She's pinching her neck! How brutal!
>>111117 Man I went to alt for a stream that actually runs and it is just non-stop commercials.
loser ends up on raw next week
>>111121 DENIED
>>111111 Please use the spoiler tag when you post gore shit like that.
raw was live as fuck and this show is turning out to be trash
>>111125 No it was confirmed
I hope the iconic duo interferes, it's the only way to make this acceptable.
she won. i am so suprised…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I think Natalya was having a bad bout of IBS during that match.
jobbed
why is that trophy even there?
>>111125 >Arguing with sextuples
> calls him "Shitstain Nakamora" kek
>>111133 she did the cm punk cuck shuffle at the end
>>111136 Limit yourself to posting stardom.
That trophy looks like something you'd find at a dollar store
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>>111111 That's the wrong Ruby though.
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>naka promo
>>111140 You find a lot of vaginas at the dollar store?
Any reason to care about us title now?
THE ESL COMMUNITY
>>111144 we can only hope someone premiers tonight and btfo of everyone in the ring
His elocution has improved a lot to be honest.
>no speaku engrish wew
>Nº1 contenders match between the two teams that just lost >Nº1 contenders match between the three guys that just lost 5 years
>NO SPEAKY ENGRISH
>>111135 Because they won't let that nigger take it home. WWE knows she will just pawn it, so she "won" it but they're "holding onto it for safe keeping"
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>>111139 I am.
>those facial expressions >weri sowi >no speak English 10/10, cocky cunt Nakamura please
Jinder really shouldn’t go into Saudi with it those Muslims hate dot heads worse than anyone.
>>111154 Top heel brother
wtf is this? WWE-Themed Candy Crush?
>>111147 That was a funny promo
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> Truth or dare movie "If you die in the game, you die in real life"… I feel like I've seen this before……
>>111149 shit they made up for that saudi show since its just a largely elaborate house show
>>111147 >He gets really good at English >Continues to speak shitty on purpose to ham up the "no speak English" thing to avoid explaining his heel actions >goes around fucking up everyone's shit, post match attacks, stiffing heads, etc >"Sorry, no speak English" Make it happen Vince and Dunn you fucking cunts!
I wish one of the heels would just come out and say “I’m the best I make more money than blank” to get heat like dibiase back in the day. It’s like they pretend wrestlers aren’t paid in kayfabe or some shit
>Still no surprise debuts
>>111161 They're promoting it as an actual show.
>>111163 I think roman did that to KO on twitter once
>>111163 Lesnar is like that. Also, I hope Charlotte gets cocky, Asuka beats her, and goes heel. Only way to save this shitty nepotism crap
How did that Nakamura Samoa Joe angle end? I lost interest in WWE right around then.
Sand palace show is just a house show where the woman are at greater risk of rape and stoning than anywhere else wwe really shouldn’t even go
>>111164 I don't think they're booking this as "the smackdown after mania" like ram. This just seems like a normal show.
>>111168 They had a steel cage match in australia which nakamura won
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>>111162 Me no spekey Engwish
>Asuka comes out >BREAKs the trannies nose >No speaky engrish
Twitter is shit for building heat cause one second it’s kayfabe the next Roman Titus and Braun are jerking each other off
attractive women in the WWE? is this bizzaro earth?
Finally.
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AUSSIEFUS
I'm really loving that luminescent headdress.
>>111178 Charlotte's getup is 11/8. Home run double.
They don’t book anything anymore it’s just these two shows every week in relation to the next ppv
This is some good shitposting
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>>111173 >Asuka: "FUCK OFF, YOU CUNTS!"
SHITPOSTED
>The iconics OHNONONO
>The iconics >Dropped the duo in Iconic Duo welp
OH! I GET IT! Carmella cashes in Asuka takes it from Carmella.
>That mark >"get up baby stay away from Charlotte"
charoletty btfo
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> MARK MARK MARK
>the iconics sounds like a shitty britpop band
FABULOUS
OI OI OI
> Struggling to lift 8lbs
Whyare there any women tag matches or stable there’s only one belt for them and no tag champs so it’s really a wasted match that doesn’t push anyone up or down the card
>>111195 Dats my wymnz powa!!
>>111197 Could be co champions like LayCool were
>charlotte fuckign DIES
SASSY!!!!
OOHHH NON NONONONONONO
OH SHIT!!!! CHARLOTTE BTFO!!
Co camps sure but not gonna happen. Way to many women on roster for this shit
=RING THE FUCKIGN BELL==
IS IT FINALLY CASH-IN TIME?
Cash in time
< Wondering why the ref has to cash it in. You're supposed to be able to just open it and sign the contract and pin. When did htey add the ref bit?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY FACK!!!!!!!!!!
Time for Carmella to cash in than lose
>>111208 >inb4 Charlotte wins
>>111208 >You're supposed to be able to just open it and sign the contract and pin They never did that
F A G O U Wait how 2 psell thingz?
IT FINALLY HAPPENED ONLY NEARLY A YEAR LATER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FLAIR B T F O
lol the transexual community bea tea eff oh
OH FUCK!!!!
AIN'T EVEN MAD
>corey is a carmella mark lmao
There shouldn’t even be an exchange everyone knows that she has the case so just start the ducking match than take the case
Is Road Dogg back on drugs again?
>>111212 Guess not. But still, I'm absolutely sure she'll lose to Asuka. This entire thing was engineered so Charlotte could have her full blown MUH DADDY'S RIC FLAIR moment at WM34 and then not even eat Asuka's pin in return
SHUT YOUR MOUTH BYRON
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>>111224 SHUT YOUR MOUTH BYRON
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>Caramel's done literally nothing since getting the briefcase >Now she's the champion
>>111225 BYRON ON SUICIDE WATCH Also PAIGE HERE
SEETHING
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>>111213 > They never did that They totally have to sign it.. That's how it used to be billed when they first came out with it.
>>111223 If Asuka won then Carmella would have cashed in on Asuka right? Either Carmella would win that and Asuka's streak ends in a more disappointing moment or Carmella gets shoveled by Asukaberg.
>>111229 The first cash in was just edge running in after an elimination chamber.
>>111230 they have been working this carmella/charolette angle for a while
>>111229 Uh no, Edge did it with handing the briefcase to Vince and the match started. I don't remember anyone signing shit
>Saudi Arabia is a kingdom
>>111230 >Carmella gets shoveled by Asukaberg I'll buy an Asuka T-Shirt if that happens.
>Iconics beat the shit out of tranny >Carmella cashes in and wins Women's revolution BTFO
>>111229 "will not have to provide advance notice" "The act of delivering this contracdt to a licensed WWE official will serve as notification of Superstar's redemption blah blah championship" She just has to sign the contract and give it to the official. Doesn't have to give it to someone else and entrust them to walk it 3 feet to the official.
>>111230 I doubt Carmella would have cashed in on Asuka. I guaranty that Charlotte didn't even consider allowing herself to take the pin at WM because MUH DADDY. She's a fucking cunt. I don't even blame bookers or Vinny, I'm almost 100% sure it's her doing. She comes off as a stuck up spoiled cunt.
Don’t relate asuka and jewberg in the same way asuka actually wrestled and didn’t “botch”a kick that ended Bret’s career. Also I can’t dab to Goldberg
>>111233 You sign it in advance. I posted the contract here >>111229
I haven't watched Colony yet. Any good?
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>Autistic rambling about a fake contract
also, REEEEEEEE muh suspended disbelief!
Was Charlotte working the marks with the two Roman guys in her entrance at wm u know like her daddy Spartacus
>>111239 >race mixing propaganda >reddit player one >food and racemixing propaganda >your ass is sick >Cucknadia wew lads USA network indeed.
Oh holy fucking shit. That is the WORST throne I've ever seen.
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SNORIOUS
Fucking a jap ain’t racemixing they’re “honorary aryans”member
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY TELL ME COMMERCIAL BREAK COMING UP JUST SELL IT FOR 5 MINUTES ROLLIN AROUN
>>111248 I WILL SLEEP IN UNTIL ENDS!
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>>111249 keep telling yourself that weeb
>>111251 *… UNTIL IT ENDS!
Randy here to shit in bags and bury Koffi let’s do this
I HEAR SNORING IN MY HEAD
Seriously? They couldn't buy a fake throne? They got the fucking carpet. But then they just through a lobby waiting chair on it. This is really bothering me folks…
who is going to interrupt this match?
Randy Borton The Boring One Bobby Roode And Ruru is going to job to these faggots.
>>111251 >>111248 >>111253 It's a shame they're wasting one of the better themes they've got
>>111257 James Storm
RUSEV DAY OVER AS FUCK EVEN WITH AIDEN ENGLISH LOOKING LIKE BOOTLEG CESARO AND RAPPING
Quick question are spics white like Spaniards or are they mutts
>>111257 mike kanellis
>>111260 TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA!
>>111262 spics are the original mutts
>>111262 mexicans are the mutts spain and native american rape babies
>>111262 Purest white genes
> WWE makes so little money now they have to double the commercial BREAKs and fill with "picture-in-picture" discount ads.
>Match starts >Goes to ads
>Canceled Rusev Day God, why is Corey so entertaining. If they could get a better main broadcaster for Raw and Smackdown, Corey would make a great heel side commentator for Smackdown and keep Coach on Raw
Is the picture-in-picture in slow motion or are they just REALLY SELLING IT?
JOIN THE NAVY™
>>111269 They've done it for a while with smarkdown, since it isn't a good length like RAM.
>>111269 To be fair, every sports organization does that on basic cable.
>>111275 RAW yesterday had full commercials though?
Sorry I don't watch "Real" sports. Just wrastlin'
>Rusev day chants Guess whos NOT winning
>>111277 Did they? I was drunk. I don't remember.
> Be me wishing it was Attitude Era and Randy Boreton would have just grabbed a steel chair under the ring, only to be stopped at the last second by a sock puppet down the throat from behind
So Indian people are techniquely caucanoid so is that racemixing or just muddling the water?
>>111282 Indians are the end case scenario when the 55,6% drops to 0%
WRONG LANGUAGE ANNOUNCER'S DESK!!
>>111277 RAM always does.
When did Rusev stop being evil russian and start beeing "Rusev-A" (USA)?
OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
I mean if u count them as caucanoid than caucasians are a world majority and seeing as their religion is a literal proto European religion their techniquely more in touch with their euro roots than any whites that worship a Jew on a stick
> Jinder deepthroated to win his very first
>Jinder vs Orton again MINUS FIVE DIMES
>over as fuck Rusev eats the pin >but Orton wins for once
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Jinder is the best heel on SmackDown. Let that Sink in
>baclash >not saudi fuck this
>Not Rusev pinning Orton >Thinking they're just continuously pushing old ass Orton >Realize Orton's still only 38 Jesus fuck
Next match: Dude Love vs The HeartBREAK Kid
>>111295 Finn Balor is only a year younger to orton. Really makes you think
Orton is relative to Roman in age and better on mic and in ring. But no let’s push the island mutt that refers to himself a 6’2 man as BIG
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Reminder that Billie is the Michaels
All the somoans have been on the shorter side he’ll Yokozuna was 6’ even with that car bumper on his hips
>the only new people today were two crazy broads 27 minutes left tick tock smackdown
>>111298 > better on mic < Can't remember ever hearing Orton say more than 4 words (and BLINKing really hard when he does muster such a mumble)
Brock match within the next 353 days??? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>111302 I'M COMING FOR YOU BRAY
Maybe they’ll have Scott Steiner return to call Shinsuke a dirty jap and slam Jinder on his FATT ASSES
wtf i like carmella now???
Her mouth looks like it's received a ton of stretching… but from what?
TO ME
>>111307 Horse dick?
>>111304 If Orton had taken the pin last year he'd have won so much respect from me. That angle was top tier goofy shit.
rip lellsworth
C U T E
> Maybe I'll just FIST HIM AND DEEP THROAT
>378 posts for a SD thread >still have 205 and main event to go S-see? S-smackdown is a good show too!
>>111312 Come on anon I just ate….
yes loll
>Shitstain nawkamora
>Maybe I'll just put my dick down his throat
Shinsuke gonna sneak attack AJ’s balls every week sneakily little jap
20 minutes left. who is coming out during or after the match??
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>>111314 It's residual heat from how AWESOME Nicholas was/is/always will be.
Could Bryan fight in 205 Live?
>>111315 Just ate your boyfriends dick, faggot?
>>111323 > Just ate your boyfriends dick That'd be dumb… how would I ride it after that? See! I got you there. You're not thinking. Dummy.
Nicholas on next weeks draft gonna take the us title in Saudi Arabia and ass fuck the kings wife in front of the wwe network
>>111326 G.O.A.T.
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>>111326 I would pay literal money to the WWE to watch this. PAY ATTENTION VINCE! THIS IS WHAT THE WWE UNIVERSE WANTS!
>commercials just now ended
>>111324 >The gay community posts here
400 HUNDERD POSTS LOL
> Those gay tricycles again Oh fuck… even Nicholas can't keep me hyped without WWE BURYING my excitement..
Bludgeon brothers should get show old school heat… let’s have them linch big e
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>yfw this is better than AJ vs Nak What a """dream match"""" that was
>>111337 naka sucks ass
>>111331 > Implying that there are no STRONG WYMN on the intarwebs > Thinks of riding cock as only a gay activity Nope… you're right, the gay community must be here. Your train of thought gives it away :)
>more commercials come the fuck on
>>111340 Full commercials. Don't even get the pic^2 this time.
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>>111339 Post proof
>>111337 they're calling this a 'fantasy match'
wtf i like cigarettes now
What I miss? After ten fucking minutes of commercials I went to take a dump. >Genetically engineering bad <Except when monsanto does it
Jesus these fucking commercials are top cuck
>>111345 We're all smokers now
>>111345 everyone in monsanto needs hung from a tree
>>111346 I have seen seventeen nigger with a white woman pairings on these commercials. >>111347 Sorry broseph, I'll stick to my Cope.
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lol DBry's gonna kill himself.
>bryan can barely lift aj
>Bryan holding his knee He is already finished
Cuck Bryan and hs vegan bullshit
bryan getting beat like debra
>dbry gets cleared from head injuries >gives AJ one in his first return match
SHADES OF CHRIS BENOIT
NO SPEKEY ENGRISH
lame ass ending the absolute state of smackdown
>Fuckery ending what was a decent match
Naka getting heat from the gay community by destroying AJ's crotch
>Nakamura trying to end the white race one crushed nutsack at a time.
Nakamura forms the Katana Club soon
205 Dive time.
>>111358 >lame ass ending There was literally no other way they can get Nakamura boo'd I hope DBry gets a "concussion" again from that back of the neck knee. It'd be such glorious evil heat.
>>111364 i thought someone new was gonna show up
>yfw Almas shows up on 205 Noonewatches Live
What the fuck is this niggerfest going on now?
>>111365 I hope Shinsuke gets a faction going, AJ acquires some backup, and we go full faction wars.
>>111365 Yeah, RAW had 3 NXT callups and 2 big returns. All SD got was the Iconics. Oh, SD got Paige as a GM which is supposed to be a surprise I guess but fuck that.
>>111368 fucking something. it's been the same matches for months.
>>111370 Imagine if the Revival moves over and we go full southern boys vs filthy slant eyes and his lefty sympathizers
>>111368 FACTIONS DON'T SELL DAMNIT
>>111372 nWo T-Shirts are still one of the top selling T-Shirts on WWE, stay mad Vince.
>>111372 >factions dont sell >6 million bullet cuck shirts later
>>111372 But Vince, you had some of your best profits from factions Corporation? Minister of Darkness? DX? Heck, the SHield helps Roman get over. Imagine if you did something like NXT Wargames? Put the Shield and the Bullet Club members you got and whatever else into a wargames and watch profits fly
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Hey guys… they cut my segment? I know they filmed it. I did the "bobbing for apples but for title belts" with CM Punk. He said I had to wear blind fold and couldn't bite though or I'd be disqualified… anyway I put in a lot of effort, and I think this one apple (which really felt more like a banana, to be honest) was rotten… a bunch of nasty juice squished out in my mouth.. at which point I felt someone grab my hair and press me all the way against the apple so I couldn't help but swallow… which actually felt very right after I did so….. Anyway, I did all that work and they cut my segment? #BoycotSmackdown #NicholasHeadBobbingChampion
>Kalisto vs Akira "ONE DAY REIGN" Tozawa
>205 announcers holy shit they're terrible
>all these Spanish flies Jesus, is this the go to high spot now?
Kalisto wins.
>>111381 isnt there like 8 kalistos?
>the powerpoint presentation gimmick is still a thing
205 live fucking sucks goddamn
>tranny lover is guaranteed to be going over gulak
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Crowd took over this match not sure about what though
>>111385 You are thinking of tyler bate this is mark andrews
GAY COMMUNITY BTFO
>>111389 Mark andrews is not gay again you are thinking of tyler bate
>>111390 Isn't Andrews the tranny lover? TONY "MY ONLY GIMMICK IS HAVING ABS" NEESE FACE TURN
>>111391 No tyler bate is
And 205 closes out on a face promo by the new champ, Mustafa Ali, and Buddy Murphy rushes out to beat up Cedric with no surprise nxt callups.
Dolph ziggler just came out with an alexa bliss shirt on
Main event time. Match 1: tag team cruiserweights Cedric Alexander and Mustafa Ali vs Tony Nese and Ariya "Main Event only" Daivari
faceswinlol
Why don't the cruisers get to be on RAW anymore
Match 2: The JUST club vs jobvival
Jobvival wins
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>people pay for this
>>111402 2 nukes were not ENOUGH
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>>111403 so what's the problem here?
>>111403 >roman lost it was worth it
>>111406 Not him but I guess that people pay to listen to these people to find out what's going on but they themselves don't know and the theories they put up there were blown to bits just a day later when Paige became GM of SD.
>>111407 No it wasn't.
>>111410 This was WONDERFUL! Thanks for the webm!
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>>111410 based shinny naks
>>110936 "poo-mo"
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>Tfw you waited the whole show for someone to come up from nxt so you could start a feud but no one came and you cant feud with the iconic duo
>>111428 >tfw no ingobernable ziggy i thought they were gonna debut cien for the workrate show but oh well.
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http://www.wwe.com/worldwide/article/undertaker-rusev-casket-match-set-for-greatest-royal-rumble Rusev getting a literal burial
>>111431 Hahahaha!
>>111431 Who is booking this show a kid playing SvR?
>>111431 >50 man Rumble >Lesnar vs Roman in a steel cage >John Cena vs Triple H >Undertaker in a casket match They're pulling out all the stops for this show, WWE really wants that Arab money. Imagine if they booked something like this for an actual PPV, with feuds to build it up. Might actually be worth watching?
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>>111431 Next thing you know, they'll bring back Muhammad Hassan as a top babyface for that show and have him fight Bobby Lashley who goes out there supporting Trump.
>>111431 >Ru-Ru jobbing for 'Taker FIVE YEARS crew sure really hates that Rusev got over on his own God fucking dammit I hate hollywood writers booking wrestling
>>111439 Rusev is so over he's getting chants at non wwe shows and the poor guy ahsn-t won a ppv in around two years.
>>111442 at least he's not roman
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Oh fug.
>>111428 I still care about you Ziggler.
>>111445 watch it end up being the best match at that event. whoever loses doesnt even matter.
>>111111 She could sodomize you with that beak-nose, man.
>>111152 This bitch looks like a Nazi cartoon come to life!
>>111310 i actually wanted that feud to last longer but you knowbhow WWE works.
>>111449 Her nose is cute and I want to boop it. >>111450 I don't remember old WW2 propaganda looking this cute.
THIS IS HUGE GUYS -byrons boner
>>111467 i thought byron is gay
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>>111469 ah shoot ya just ruined my meme big if true
>>111431 Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho will be in the 50 man rumble as well.
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Liv done fucked up.
>>111431 Changed already http://www.wwe.com/shows/greatest-royal-rumble/2018/undertaker-chris-jericho
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WHAT'S MIROSLAV DOING IN THE G1 CLIMAX ZONE?!
>>111529 Ruru can't even get buried properly.
>Lashley's former boss Dixie Carter
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/986014342666686469 ok
>>111774 Good, it's a big match for Ru-ru. I think it was only pulled before because someone in the backroom got worked into a shoot anyway. Though they've def spoiled that Jericho is in the rumble.
>>111774 What are they even doing? Whatever, benefits Rusev more though so no problems for me.
>>112188 The story I heard is Taker's wife heard Rusev heeling it up on social media or in some interview and and got worked. If it's back on I'm betting it was just cleared up.
>>112192 >Michelle Mccool getting worked by Rusev and caused these changeups This shit is getting more confusing by the minute.


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