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Smackdown 4/17 SUPERSTAR SHAKEUP PART 2 MAGGLE Boliever 04/17/2018 (Tue) 21:16:50 Id: 5183b4 No. 112232
SmackDown LIVE preview, April 17, 2018: How will the Superstar Shake-up affect Team Blue? The first night of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up saw major changes, as Raw gained United States Champion Jinder Mahal (who then lost the title to Jeff Hardy), Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn and The riotttttttttt Squad, among others, from Team Blue. However, SmackDown LIVE also gained a Superstar in The Miz. How will the faces of Team Blue continue to change? Who will show up on SmackDown LIVE? Find out during night two of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up, starting at 8/7 C on USA Network! >The Superstar Shake-up continues Night one of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up proved to be momentous, as Team Blue stalwarts like Bobby Roode, Jinder Mahal, Dolph Ziggler and Natalya made their way to Monday nights. On the flip side, former Intercontinental Champion The Miz was acquired by Commissioner Shane McMahon and General Manager Paige at the behest of former GM Daniel Bryan. Who else will be joining The A-Lister on Tuesdays? >Will Shinsuke Nakamura continue to antagonize AJ Styles? Shinsuke Nakamura has unveiled a new side of his eccentric persona in the days following his shocking attack on WWE Champion AJ Styles at WrestleMania. The Rockstar taunted his opponent with a disingenuous apology for the low blow on The Grandest Stage of Them All, then ruined the fantasy match between The Phenomenal One and Daniel Bryan, clobbering The “Yes!” Man with a thunderous Kinshasa and hitting Styles with another heinous low blow. Will Nakamura continue to torment Styles when he least expects it, or will The Phenomenal One get the payback he’s looking for? <Princess Mella’s reign begins Last Tuesday, Carmella stunned the WWE Universe. After the debuting IIconics opened the door for her with a vicious attack on Charlotte Flair, The Princess of Staten Island walked through and cashed in her Money in the Bank contract on the spot. With one boot to the battered Queen’s face, Carmella left New Orleans with the SmackDown Women’s Championship. Now that she’s on top of the mountain, how will the moon-walking, trash-talking Princess of Staten Island officially kick off her reign? Will The Queen be waiting to dethrone her? >Are The Usos ready for a bludgeoning? The Usos defeated The New Day last week to earn a SmackDown Tag Team Championship opportunity against The Bludgeon Brothers at the Greatest Royal Rumble event next Friday. Jimmy & Jey did not have any time to celebrate their victory, as Harper & Rowan arrived to remind them of what awaits in Saudi Arabia, pointing their mighty mallets at their challengers. The Usos have stated that they are ready to take on the champions, but are they truly prepared to do what it takes to knock off the malicious duo and reclaim their titles? >The Miz returns to Team Blue One of the most shocking moments of the first night of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up came when Kurt Angle arrived on “Miz TV” to tell The Awesome One that he would be heading to SmackDown LIVE without The Miztourage. The A-Lister’s first turn on Team Blue was controversial, as he clashed with John Cena and was a consistent antagonist of then-General Manager Daniel Bryan, who was not cleared to compete at the time. Now, Bryan apparently demanded Miz’s return to SmackDown LIVE. Does he have payback on his mind? What does the first new arrival to Team Blue have in store? Find out during night two of the 2018 Superstar Shake-up on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!
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WWE 205 Live preview, April 17, 2018: Does Buddy Murphy deserve a title opportunity? Tonight on WWE 205 Live, General Manager Drake Maverick will address Buddy Murphy’s attack on WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander. >Tornado Tag Team action set for tonight! n recent weeks, the tension between Hideo Itami & Akira Tozawa and Lince Dorado & Gran Metalik has reached a serious boiling point. It all began during a tag team bout which saw Itami & Tozawa victorious, but Itami seemed a bit overzealous in his celebration, drawing the ire of Dorado. Despite Tozawa and Kalisto’s attempts to keep the peace, even the two of them threw dow n in a tense and highly competitive showdown of former WWE Cruiserweight Champions.However, WWE 205 Live General Manager has decreed that the two pairs of Cruiserweights will battle in a Tornado Tag Team Match in which there must be a winner. As the rivalry has intensified, the goal of both teams is clear – they each demand respect. It will no doubt be a high-flying, hard-hitting and fast-paced battle as all four Superstars will settle the score tonight! >Will Buddy Murphy face consequences for his actions? Last Tuesday was supposed to be a celebration of Cedric Alexander’s journey and victory on The Grandest Stage of Them All after he finally claimed the WWE Cruiserweight Championship. His friend and vanquished WrestleMania opponent Mustafa Ali was even on hand to congratulate the new champion. However, NXT Superstar Buddy Murphy – who has impressed since entering the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament – seized the opportunity to attack Alexander from behind and make his own championship intentions known. Appalled by Murphy’s actions, WWE 205 Live GM Drake Maverick has revealed that Murphy’s actions will be addressed tonight. Has the Australian Superstar spoiled his opportunity, or will Cedric Alexander accept the challenge? Find out tonight on WWE 205 Live at 10/9 C on the award-winning WWE Network Main Event Predicted matches: >Goldust and Curt Hawkins again >Cruiserweight Match
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oh
A.J. vs The Gaylor Community
>>112236 >b-but carmella is hot g-guys
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>>112238 She is, jabroni
>>112240 bitch looks high on smack
>>112240 If you have to cake on makeup to look good, you're pretty ugly. Makeup's chemical composition has significant long term effects both on one's face and on one's brain.
>>112242 in that case alexa is fucked because that rat face wears more makeup than anyone
Hopefully their not stupid enough to put reigns and Bryan and aj on same card. Like hey vince you want reigns as a baby face yeah let’s have him beat the best talent and only straight man left in wwe and then we’ll have him go over Bryan clean and pump his fist a lot.
>>112244 Theres no way he moves to raw, ambrose might go back though.
How long for Ambrose to recover 3 months?
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>>112242 Proven wrong already
>>112247 OH NO NO NO
>>112247 If you like horses, there are better ones.
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>>112248 >>112249 >heh, sorry kiddo, I only like 10/10's
>sami, owens and mahal will become irrelevant on RAW >miz and 2 hot aussie cunts on smackdown >japanese btfo >charolette got btfo now all smackdown needs is for nu-gay and the usos to die IRL and smackdown will be decent.
Smackdown is getting blissie, trust me my dad works for nintendo.
>>112252 Bliss can go shit up the Impact Zone
Also get ready for the big return of everyone's favorite WWE SUPERSTAR big cass. And maybe someone that people actually give a shit about like cien (without vega because THE wwe hates managers).
#AndStill Wаifudown Live
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how can anyone compete with this?
>>112256 BIG AUSSIE MILKERS
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>>112258 But I'M the autistic one right?
no angrish
>>112259 Yes, you are.
2 nukes were not ENOUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>112261 Says the p0ny fucker
>most of the intro already missed because weedfags don't know anything about setting up streams
>>112264 poorfags btfo
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>it's an AJ intro episode >>112263 Who do you think you're talking to? :^)
>>112266 FUCK THE SPOILER TAG WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN OFF AND I CAN'T EVEN FIX IT BECAUSE DIGITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DREAM MATCH! R E A M M A T C H How much more will they repeat this?
>chanting for both none of these people watched comedymania
>still chanting for Nakamura after what happened BOO HIM YOU FUCKS! HE'S TRYING TO HEEL!
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[LOUD YAWNING]
>>112266 A T S C I 3
OVER AS FUCK
MEMESEV DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
not a bad start to smackdown tbh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
Rusev day is ruined again.
>That render of Caramel ABSOLUTELY MOMMY
Paige and Shane porking when? >>112279 I hope either Aiden eats the pin or Nakamura intervenes again
>Paige speakin jive on Smack dasracist.jpg
>rusev vs undertaker will be the best match in the saudi israelia event 👌😂
sheltons singles push incoming?
>No Chad
>Shelton Benjamin goes solo >keeps the tag team theme
OH MY! THAT'S "MEAN" NORU SUZUKI! WHAT THE HELLS HE DOING ON SMACKDOWN LIVE!?
HEEL TURN ALL OF A SUDDEN
What even is happening Out of fucking nowhere heel turn
>another partner bites the dust Being Gable is suffering.
#HYPE
>A little chat with Paige Sure…
>>112273 What did he mean by this?
miz confirmed for not getting the IC title back
>>112290 inb4 when Jordan comes back AA reforms >Hardy kicked off to smarkdown >Hardys BROKEN up officially
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>>112297 CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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>>112299 atheists btfo
>>112299 Tell me Jericho isn't a flat earther. That's worse than being a booley/jewby/footfag.
she wearing those glasses to cover the black eyes
TROLLED
>>112299 >>112302 It's the tinfoil of Jericho PUT IT ON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>112299 Jericho fucking gets it. He has flat earthers, ghost hunters, psychics, rock legends, all kinds of ppl on his show. Hes really winning me over.
taco bell commercials just keep getting more wierd
Cass return?
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QUEEN SONYA
>>112308 >Cass finally comes back >downgraded to the B show JUST
holy fuck i hate samoans
>that mark in the green hoodie getting mad as fuck
>wooalt stream is neither buffering nor the gaypop stream Finally, a usable alternative to the woomain stream.
>gayomi runs out to plead BLUDGEON HER TOO
Oh fuck me 5 yrs crew there has to be a better way of getting the mallet mates over than squashing one of your best tag teams.
ayo hol up
>>112316 >bix noods >good Way to get worked by the 5 years crew into thinking "one of two teams allowed to do anything" = quality.
OH FUG
DOWNGRADED JOE NOOOOOOOO
SHOAH SHOAH SHOAH
>Joe shit talking Ramen >Send him to SD okay
>Joe outshined Roman so he got sent to smackdown
Sincara's look a little big. No wonder he wasn't moved to 205 with literally every other luchadore on the roster.
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commies btfo
>TNA beef lmao
>Emasculate AJ Styles
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>threaten to hurt Roman >[LOUD CHEERING]
so the brand split is kill or what?
>>112331 In terms of brand split PPVs, yes
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>This singing shit again It's embarrassing as shit but cute at the same time
>brand split didn't even last 2 years I don't understand. Why not just cut the PPV numbers so there's time to build story lines and talent in each brand?
>>112334 >>112331 It's still there, what are you talking about? The PPVs are being combined again because viewer count was shit for much of the PPVs (probably smackdown).
BIG ASS
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THICKY NIKKI PLS COME
i hope the aussies come out and ruin carmellas celebration
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>DB stole Cody [redacted]'s gimmick
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MANLETS BTFO
>>112336 Because there's too many of them, hence why I said cut the PPV numbers. You were doing monthly fucking PPV, that's ridiculous.
Big Ass givin manlets hell in CY+3
>>112343 >You Do you think the actual Vince McMahon posts here?
>White singlet oh baby
>>112345 Honestly…yes? Vince is crazy like that, he'd probably be a /wooo/kie if he could work a computer
>Charlotte one of the greatest women wrestelrs ever meh
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CARAMEL THE GOAT
>>112347 shills would do it for free
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>Ellsworth given the Benoit treatment AAAHAHAHAH Serves him right for ruining Caramel for so long
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>face-to-titty
>Ellsworth left out of the promo video
dude im ric flairs daughter lol
>>112354 FUCKING SPOILER TAG
>almost name dropped goatsworth
MUH DADDY MUH DADDY Fuck Nepotist Flair
YASSSSSSSSSS
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charoletty BTFO
BILLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This Aussie shitposting is the best
lol
>commercials during a catfight thanks alot obama
this is ame
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>>112365 AME-AZING
Oh right, Becky Lynch exists
What the fuck is this shit even Where the fuck is Asuka. She literally ate the pin and hasn't shown in either show for 2 weeks.
HERE'S TO THE GREATEST (GREATEST) ROYAL RUMBLE EVER
>not waiting for Becky's theme to jump up to the power metal part before rushing in to save Charlotte
>>112368 She went back to Japan out of pure shame
>>112368 fucking who?
>>112368 Did the honorable thing and fell on her sword
>>112370 >playing the theme during a run in at all I mean if you don't the crowd wont even know who it is but still >>112371 >>112372 >mfw the funnest thing to happen to piss BREAK matches since Trish Stratus gets jobbed and never gets back a spot Vince is truly top tier at fucking up booking
seriously though, how can abortion queen and fridge flair even compete with these smoking aussies?
>Billly vs harlot. inb4 burial
>Carmella didn't take off her shoes Would've given us a great view of her feet
>>112376 If Asuka doesn't get a pin on her, I don't feel confident the Aussie shitposters will
>undertaker chants
based carmella
>memesuka
cringe
ASSKA IS HERE
>Asuka didn't sudoku after her loss shamefur dispray
>JOB Brothers
>JUST Brothers <Not Revival
>work shoot podcast no thanks
Club vs Shinsuke's stable in Wargames book it!
>Not getting Big Dick Meltzer on the network
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>burrito box >only 1 burrito
>The bar <Not revival
>nu gay instant 1/10 show now
>Those WMV effects >glassBREAKing.mp3 KEVIN
>R-Truth is here
smackdown btfo
Oh, Truth…
>he's a big guy
>SANITY >yuge pops
>Club >Also the Bar >Sanity fucks sake, how do you even handle this many shit with New Day as well
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ERIC YOUNG?!?!
CIEN COMPLETE WITH MANAGER
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>NO NIKKI ALSO HOLY SHIT YA BOI EL IDOLO
Mah boi Andrade on SD, too bad burial inevitable
>>112401 For the inevitable cuck storyline
RAW BTFO
>>112404 >Cucking the spic That's not how this works, it'd only happen if they were hwite
>>112405 >stacking this much talent into 2h of tv >with Vince still signing every booking decision I'm having the opposite reaction. You can't possibly give them all enough exposure
>>112407 3 hours of RAW also doesn't seem enough for all the guys they have. WWE in general is overcrowded with talent.
>>112408 >talent kek
>>112407 >Got rid of Jinder >Got rid of BORING US Looks good to me, Orton should've fucked off as well
mfw the undertaker takes out rusev at the end of the match
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>Not even 200 replies dohoho
aiden btfo
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>>112412 ETERNAL B SHOW
yes lol
Guys, do you think Nikki and Brie ever went twincognito so nikki could fuck d-bry and brie could get dicked by Cena? do you think they will with Bryan now that Cenas out of the picture?
manlets btfo like barbara bush
BIG CASS WITH THE WIN
why is naka wearing a mouth guard when he wasnt even going to wrestle? this nigga is lame.
>8 months >Can't be arsed to make a new theme VINTAGE CFO$
>low blow again HHAHAHHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES Is he gonna do it every fucking time?
Holy fuck that made me kek. I really hope Shinsukes new gimmick is coming up at inopportune times and nutshotting AJ. Hes out with his lady with reservations to a new french place. >Right this way sir. >Oh, thank ya mater dee–agghhhh.
205 TIME
>>112424 ITS YOUR TIME TO SHINE DAHDAY!!
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>205 Snooze
>>112422 See im not the only one. Fucking hilarious, innit.
>Nigel is fucking dead and replaced with Percy again
>Mustafa Ali is LARPing as a mortal kombat character with a glowing mask
Shia vs Sunni Go Davari! >>112427 I hope they give him something more soon, promo wise I know he can do more than the no speak English thing
Brian Kendrick looks fat
Catch the 205 outcomes on wwe.com if you didn't watch, I was pre-occupied t. the one guy that reports what happens. MAIN EVENT Match 1: Mark Andrews vs Tony Nese cruiserweight match
Smark Andrews wins. Match 2: Yet another cruiserweight match for some reason. Luchadore team vs TJP, Jack Gallagher and Aria Daivari Fuck everyone else on the roster, we need our cruiserweights to take up both slots.
>>112430 He might just speak japanese to fuck with people
Luchadores win again.
>>112435 It's a shame AJ never stayed long enough to speak Japanese. Imagine them doing promos in moonspeak on live Smackdown
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>>112437 yeah that sounds gay
Is it just me or did SmackDown actually get the better superstars in the shake up?
>>112440 better than normal. sure they'll fuck it up though.
>>112438 WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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>>112440 >>112441 Didn't seem that way when watching but at the end, SD got some good drafts. There' still a lot of people on both brands, isn't it almost time for them to release a bunch of people soon?
>>112444 im just glad all the leafs are gone >fat retard >muslim retard >puss filled pajeet cant wait for them to fade away on RAW.
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>>112457 It's a glorified house show. Could he possibly go over AJ there?
>>112458 I hope not but who knows, last year AJ won the US Championship at a house show and won the WWE Championship at a taped episode of SmackDown in UK. Slim chance Nakamura wins. Maybe Nakamura can get mad again, stop giving a fuck and hit a blatant low blow on AJ in front of the referee and continue this ball crushing feud.
Looks like we're getting Jeff vs Randy at Backlash. Cool if this was still 2008.
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>tfw Emma didn't stay long enough for an Iconic trio Shitposting/Bully levels would increase by 33.33%
>>112462 i'd prefer shelton tbh.
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>Draft SaNiTyYy >Keep Thikki Nikki in Pauls Playpen But why
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>>112406 Well it might not be Andrade that's getting cucked


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