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Backlash 2018 autistic booking/bookering/show thread Boliever 05/02/2018 (Wed) 06:21:36 Id: d7183c No. 114616
>Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe >WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura (No Disqualification Match) >Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins vs. The Miz >Raw Women’s Champion Nia Jax vs. Alexa Bliss >SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella vs. Charlotte Flair >Daniel Bryan vs. Big Cass >Braun Strowman & Bobby Lashley vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn >United States Champion Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton What an unexciting card of rematches unexciting new matches.
So much for the dream match
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>>114616 >Re-used matches from SjwMania last month You gotta be kidding me.
JUST
>Booking Styles/Nakamura IV this fucking low on the card For god's sake this is their third chance now, in order for them to put on a clinic they need to be the main event.
I legit forgot this was happening this week. Dual branded PPV's are a mistake, everything's going to be a clusterfuck from now on and the wwe title is going to be a midcard title. >Braun Strowman & Bobby Lashley vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn >Gedo booking
>>114623 Plus no Lesnar, the WWE Championship is the top title on the card. I swear it if Roman vs Joe is the main event to make Roman look strong. Jeff vs Orton might be ok.
What happened to all the interesting matches of my youth? Thumbtacks? Flaming tables? Coffin matches? Barbed wire? Is insurance just so high or did the anti-violence commission even reach wrastling?
>rematches What, you aren't excited for the first time ever dream match between Daniel Bryan vs Big Cass??? >dem smark teats when Big Cass goes over Bryan
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>>114636 >Thumbtacks I vaguely remember Dean Ambrose/Chris Jericho using them back in like 2016 >Flaming tables No idea. Possibly not PG >Coffin matches There was one at the most recent PPV between Rusev and Undertaker >Barbed wire Not PG I guess
lame ass card for real though. hate roman and his gay ass vest but ironically joe vs roman will be the only good match.
>>114647 The problem is Ramen will probably win after losing 2 PPVs in a row.
>>114649 Post WM33 last year after he beat the undertaker, Roman lost all his PPV matches till No Mercy. I thought that there was some kind of buildup going on but I guess not.
>>114649 ehhh…. not sure about that
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>>114649 I wouldn't be surprised if they have Roman lose again in attempt to garner more sympathy for him. Maybe have Joe go ultra heel mode on him which the crowd would likely just cheer. Then again, it's Roman. The beeg dawg, and he's bringing The Big Fight. Overcoming all odds to look strong. Either way, hopefully it's a good hoss-off.
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>Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe I'd like for Joe to win so he cal cockily yell about it in promos on SD, but I'm guessing Roman will win unless there is some sort of fuckery. Hopefully they stiff the fuck outta eachother. >WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura (No Disqualification Match) Give these dudes 30 minutes if they want them to finally live up to the "dream match" expectations. I'm thinking Shinsuke is going to win via heel tactics. Not really sure why they'd have a 3rd match in this feud just to have Shinsuke lose them all. Maybe AJ will actually wear a cup too, so Shinsuke will have to bring out weapons and shit. >Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins vs. The Miz Guessing Seth retains, unless they want Miz back on RAM. >Raw Women’s Champion Nia Jax vs. Alexa Bliss piss box of donuts BREAK. I assume Nia retains because she only just won the title. >SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella vs. Charlotte Flair Might be piss BREAK tier, dunno. Hopefully Charlotte does a cool corkscrew moonsault again. Guessing Carmella retains. >Daniel Bryan vs. Big Cass My gut says Bryan is winning, although they seem to sort of be pushing Cass so he could win via heel fuckery. >Braun Strowman & Bobby Lashley vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn I'm pulling for Lashley betraying Strowman to start a feud. >United States Champion Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton Jeff wins by DQ and Snek goes full heel and beats him down post match, RKOing him through on the announcer's table. I actually don't think the card is THAT bad so long as they book the matches well and allocate time properly. Then again, can't really expect that from LOLWWE
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Show will be much better than Sports Entertainment Don Tacos
I hope Bliss wins, a fat bully winning would be a victory for SJWs and PC culture. Nia is useless. Bliss wins, and then feuds with Ember Moon. Carmella will lose the match but keep the title , she is going to lose to Asuka in Japan
>>114898 >SJWs and PC culture welcome to the wwe universe
>>114891 I just can't care about the matches after seeing the results a mile away from past events. >Charlotte Am I the only one noticing her matches are full of Cena and Ramen's Bullshit Super Man Mode (gets the fuck beaten out of her, and the does 3-5 moves of doom)?
>>114924 David melty was saying that the reason she beat asuka like that was so she looks for the first ever historic womens mania main event against ronda.
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>yfw you realize that AJ getting his balls busted by Nakamura is just karma visiting back from how AJ won his first WWE Championship. The creative team probably doesn't even realize it but neat either way.
>>115222 >A whole year of shitty Jane Cena Flair matches >A whole year of Lousy Rossey doing nothing worthwhile, and getting shit she doesn't deserve <Will probably do less than Bork Lazer >Will be in a match no one really wants to see as a main event <Everyone who isn't Big Slow tier like Natalya and Mickie is buried <BLM Botcha will still get pushed because of Snoop, and Naomi will still get pushed for fucking and marrying a Booso, and Vinny's love for Samoan Is Lousy Roussey even going to be in this PPV?!
>This wayfu battle BAILEY JOINS THE riottttttttt SQUADD TOMORROW BOYS
>>115231 Reminder everyone gave up on Booley.
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>>115232 I haven't
>>115233 I was wondering why Booley actually looks kind of cute here and I just cracked the code. Most of her face is hidden.
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>>115234 Like her tv spots and inability to wrestle.
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>>115234 She's always cute, you nonce >>115235 Bet you thought that was real funny.
¿You think are going to uses tables and chairs in the fight of shinsuke nakamura against The Gay Comunity?
>>115235 >>115243 >coolface >in current year You somehow managed to be worse than booleyfag.
starts in 26 minutes. Might just be interviews though.
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What an uninspired card. Also, why are they doing Raw and SmackDown matches on the same show? Fuck having a brand split if you don't split the brands. Here's how it should go, I suppose. >Ritttttto vs. Booley Booley gets BTFO'd. >Strowman and Lashley vs. Owens and Zayn Strowman and Lashley don't make for a good team and get beat by shenanigans, leading to a feud between them. >Bryan vs. Cass Bryan makes him tap clean. The odds of that happening are a non-zero value that is very close to zero. >Reigns vs. Joe Reigns wins after as violent of a match as they're willing to have, especially if it goes on last. >Hardy vs. Orton for the US title Orton wins after RKOing a Swanton Bomb. Show-stealing potential if either of them decides to try at all. <Jax vs. Bliss for the Raw Women's title Whoever you'd most want to see BTFO'd'ddd'd'de'edst by Rousey wins. <Carmella vs. Flair for the SmackDown Women's title Carmella retains through chicanery. >Rollins vs. Miz for the Intercontinental title There's nothing to this feud besides muh title, so I guess Rollins wins. >Styles vs. Nakamura No DQ match for the World title Ordinarily I'd say the heel should win a No DQ match, but I'm not intrigued by Nakamura as a heel. Keep the belt on AJ.
>be me >use debit card to get free 30 day trial on Apr 7th my 3rd free membership from different cards >watch Wrestlemania, GRR, and now Backlash for free on a perfect stream >Canceling right after Backlash before midnight my time and pay nothing fuck you Vince, you samoan loving shit
>>115259 If you've got the time, check out a classic PPV right quick before Backlash for extra value.
>>115260 ive been watching different documentaries all month long now they're playing backlash 2017 and I'm watching the poo win the title right now
Kickoff Show in 1 hour For anyone who cares about Booley or Ruby riottttttttt
>>115264 I DO It will be match of the night
BACKLASH?!
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i fucking love booker
Renee looking deliciously plump
P-please like Ramen guys
>>115271 Becklash. Remember when he won the title 2 years ago? What successful career she's been having since then.
Samoa Joe cuts one hell of a promo against Reigns, holy shit.
>>115276 ahh nozzir
>Trying to make big ass a big deal He's nothing without Enzo
>Miz with a naruto headband
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BASED BO
>Miz we're not the supporting cast in your story anymore Then what will RAW do with them?
>>115281 They were drafted to main event.
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Why is Renees chest so red, is Dean going full Steve Austin on her?
>>115284 She had a match with hiromu before the show.
>Miz is Iconic >yfw Billy Kay and Peyton Royce become the new Miztourage
Good god they've been stuck in the "wow shit these two friends aren't getting along" part of the feud for months.
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Bailey growing stronger
>2012+6 and a half >Still no alexa deepfakes
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WWE needs to fire whoever's in charge of their makeup department
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>>115291 It's the glam squad and yes, they're fucking terrible.
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>Paige actually looks good HUH
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>tfw the Booley experiment failed
Sasha comes out looking like shes going to help and costs booley the match.
>>115296 I would
this match is nxt dark match tier
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Ruby riottttttttt is an extreme jew
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>That shot of Liv's ass as she bent over >Ruby's asscheecks hanging out as she moves >Booley's T&A Working my dick into a shoot early tonight lads.
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wew
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Who /a/ here?
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Oh, each time I see my baby my heart cries I'm gonna steal her away from all those guys From the sunny day I met you Made a bet that I would get you Ruby, Ruby, when will you be mine?
>>115306 >>115304 Inb4 ruby gets another pant leg next show. >>115305 Me.
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>>115308 She looks like a fucking bird
>Daniel ryan vs big ass
i enjoyed the partial nudity but otherwise shit match booley is not long for this world
>>115309 Girls in the house!
Not even mad I've always like jewish kangaroo more than Bailey
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>/a/utists
>>115315 Her ass is alright. Her face is a real shame though
Roman vs Joe is closing the show, screw you world title.
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>>115319 >cuckime
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>>115320 >Complains about anime >Posts anime character
>>115322 Not canon
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>>115324 >being ignorant
I'M FAKE AND GAY
>>115318 That's ridiculous. Fucking Vinny man.
Based Miz is 1st
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>>115324 >Implying okada's career playing a children's card game isnt canon
>>115247 It was the closest thing to a drum roll I could find, and this Sjwe PPV is way too shitty to justify finding something better to mock Boioley..
>THA KINGSLAYA Screw you Cole
>>115324 Come the fuck on. >>115325 I almost forgot about this. Is Lolikura still being translated?
But guys, arson is illegal :( How am I supposed to burn it down?
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>>115334 I think the translator had to drop it but autism has no bounds.
Miz is the best heel WWE has right now but they won't put the strap on him because of the Superstar Shakeup putting him on SD!
>>115338 >Miz. >Best anything.
>>115339 lmao that pic looks like a 12 year old made it
>>115339 >Not realizing that Miz is God tier heel on the level of the likes of Ravishing Rick Roode, Ric Flair, or Bobby Heenan.
>Seff's slingblade
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>>115342 Tana is disappointed
>>115343 Tana should be disappointed in himself
>>115343 >Slingblade >High fly flow
>>115344 At least he's still more successful than Rollins.
>>115345 >V-Triggermaker.
All downhill from here.
>Monday night rollins
Jesus! Fuck that was a good match. I knew it had to be Seth, but they sold the back and forth really well.
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>Nuclear
>Nia Jax Hot choco BREAK
Still waiting for someone to botch and call Nia the Immovable Object
Here comes the Two star wonder alexa "implants" piss
>Following that match with a divas match
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>>115355 THEY'RE WOMENZ WRESTLERS NOT DIVAS
>>115355 As much as I hate on Vinny, he does book order of shows correctly except for what finishes. It makes sense after such a barn burner to give the audience something a bit more mellow and comedic to calm down. Nia playing hot potato with Bliss is just that.
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>>115358 >people were saying AJ was headlining
If you can only have Liv Morgan or Alexa Bliss, which do you choose?
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>>115358 >No universal title match >Aj vs nak still can't main event
>>115360 Carmella
>>115358 >Producer Are those the guys that choreograph the fights? The whole feud? Educate me on the business. >>115360 >Who do you want, Alexa Bliss or dime store Alexa Bliss? hmm….
>>115363 >dime store
>care so little about this ppv I completely forgot about it until it's been going on for hours Did I miss anything?
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>That whole botched corner segment
>>115358 >Braun after AJ and Nakamura Welp, shit 3 star match again. Shame
>Stopping the count what the fuck is this
MINUS FIVE STARS
>>115369 Can't keep the count if the target is too fat to be moved in the ring.
>getting with a regular Samoan WELL WHY TRY SO HARD TO DO IT FROM THE SECOND ROPE! YOU DUMB FUCKS!
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GOOD SHIT Fuck off the title ya smelly jew
WELP That just showed me I'm not actually missing anything by having forgotten about this.
The anti body shaming movement wins ah love it maggle
>>115374 >Missing this minus five star classic
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>>115373 >jew lol nope
>booing nia LOL
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>Be bullied >Win fake title >Suddenly bullies stop THANKS
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>>115377 >A Jew lying
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May 6th warning revealed?
>>115381 AINT DIS NIGGA DED
Samoa Joe best fucking thing on WWE right now
I HEAR BOREDOM IN MY HEAD
>>115382 ye son rip 3pac son
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>Orton
>>115383 Too bad he's so old.
Corey looks slightly less like a faggot with that beard growing in.
>>115384 IT COMES TO ME, IT MAKES ME SLEEP IT COMES TO ME
>>115387 Is he? I thought he was still in his 30s. He can't quite do the crazy X-Division shit he used to do but he's still got good skills and his style is more ground mat these days anyway. Just hope he goes over today but…I shouldn't expect good things.
>>115390 He's 39. He's still great but he probably only has a few more years left.
>infamous methodical style Ahue
>>115391 I'd say Joe can go to mid 40s and even to his late 40s if he just adapts a bit and becomes a more ground mat guy. For example. AJ is fucked in a few years 'cause he isn't going to be able to pull this style much longer. I wish he'd do one last Spinal Tap before he goes.
>>115389 Randy Snorton
The worst part is Orton is a great heel It's just as a face, the slower pace doesn't work these days.
I wonder when Jeff drops the swanton from his finisher list. Can he seriously keep doing it I wonder.
Anyone still awake after two back to back shit-show matches?
>>115397 barely. this has been a snoozefest so far
Did I miss the orton match
Nobody cares about the fucking Bellas vince.
>>115400 I care about fucking the bellas
>NJPW: Man prentending to play guitar >WWE: Man actually playing guitar BTFO
Gotta love Elias man, waking shit up after that horrible double stinker.
>>115399 yes, Hardy won
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>Insults New Jersey >New Jersey crowd is like, "His critiques are fair"
>It's a elias does his fun shtick and gets beat up by someone I dont care about epsiode
Fuck, black comunity.
/pone/ is here
Is this the only time of the year when ram and smackdown superstars go head to head?
Can someone explain the pancake thing to me
>>115411 Actually, no.
I lose something important?
>>115410 it'll probably happen a lot more this year now that the PPV's are cobranded
>that Corey delivery He's the best heel commentary right now
>>115409 nice cool and good I've been here for a bit Might just duck out tbh, this hasn't been a good ppv at all from what I saw.
Well, this is nice.
based ruru incoming
>shill Aiden "Race War Now" English
>that despair face on Elias HAHAHAHAHAH!
Elias in the suicide watch
Please put Rusev over finally.
>the state of backlash
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>This segment this just might work
Stop the fiesta
What a time waste segment
>Bobby "Lvl 99 Magic" Roode
GLORIOUS
>>115407 In the end I was right.
Randomlash?
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I didn't hate that.
someone tell me they got a webm of Dana dancing with everyone else?
the most entertaining part of this so far was this segment
That fucking teleport Roode. My sides are quite lost. Fucking Vinny knows how to make a guy laugh.
No one called out that shit font? It says Big Ass. It's just as bad as Charlottes tron saying "HARLOT"
>This Dead Island trailer music
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BAH GAWD BOBBY ROODE JUST JOINED THE NATION OF DOMINATION!
>rocktheme2.mp3
>That generic cfo$ theme It's like they made 100 themes that can fit anyone and just use them as they need them.
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Name their stable
>>115442 Titus Japan
>>115442 Glorious Day Worldwide
>>115442 Poor little white guy.
>>115442 Glorious Nigger Faggots
>>115442 BLACKED: The Musical
>WE WANT ENZO
>>115442 No Glory.
Every time Bryan bumps I feel a chill.
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>>115443 >>115444 >>115445 >>115446 >>115447 >>115449 Thanks anons you guys have entertained me more than anything in this PPV tonight,
>that clothesline Please don't concuss again Bryan
Big cass is murdering a child?
RAINMAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>115451 You're welcome.
Why big cass are doing rainmakers?
>>115453 Giant Carrot is simply fighting his natural enemy, Goat Man
BIG SOY BTFO
>dbrywinslol Yep, trash.
>>115459 >Rooting for a bad Test clone.
Big cass is not dead lol
Insecure piece of garbage
Well, the thread is dead after of this
No seriously is dead.
Charlotte wins lol

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TOP BLONDES
MEMEMEMEMEME
The bimbo is in hapynnes
>>115468 Happiness
piss BREAK
>>115467 reminds me of that one GI Joe dub
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>That cute singlet >Choker MY FUCKING PENIS
The female Enzo Amore
>queen city
Carmella is trying so badly to be Alexa Bliss
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>She will never give you this stare in bed fels bad man
This is some good heel work. She's a real shitter.
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Nobody cares about you anymore, oh god that hurts
>>115478 neeeeiiigh
>>115478 I want to suck is tongue, fuck I need a fucking gf.
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SUPER DRAGON
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>>115482 hooomoooo >>115484 HNNNNG
Oh god please make her stop screaming
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>>115486 she likes showing off her tongue
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>>115487 Wish she was screaming at me
>>115488 typical whore shit
…that finish was shit It was an okay match. But still that ending.
>>115486 Nice ahegao
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>Shit match. >No finisher. >Carmella wins clean. VINCE YOU FUCK YOU GAVE UP ASUKA'S STREAK FOR THIS SHIT
An hour left Assuming like, 10m tops for the tag team match, and 20m for ME, that means they COULD have a decent match. But…yeah no.
>>115493 MUH 50/50 BOOKING!
Sorry don't speak ingrish
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>Not main eventing >Not even semi finaling
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>>115489 ftw Carmella will never wrap her legs around you like this
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>>115493 Any match Carmella is in is a FABULOUS match
>>115499 >tfw you will never go back to cuckchan and stay there
HE KEEPS HITTIN ME IN THE DICK! WHY WHY DOES HE KEEP HITTING ME IN THE DICK!
The king of low blow
No testicles are safe
My balls hurt
This crowd is dead as fuck
>Arm to Balls
That sounds pyros make me cry
>>115506 After a show like this no wonder. AJ and Naka better go all out
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>>115502 He needs to wear a nutcup.
>>115502 Hitting another mans dick and balls is pretty fucking gay, AJ is rightly pissed
>>115511 AJ enjoys it and hates himself for it.
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>>115510 >>115511 >>115507 >>115502 >>115512 >Touching another man's dick >Touching another man's testicles >ever >even punching them to gain the upper hand on an opponent
>>115494 You can say me the results in the previous fights?
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>Not wearing steel toed boots and delivering a fatal kick to the nuts
Not even far into the match and they both looked gassed as fuck. These guys are just too old to do something special again.
Confirmed all japs have autism
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>mfw people thought AJ vs Nak in THE wwe was going to be good
>This title match could have been the main event >Instead it will end up being Roman VS Joe >a feud which they won't be able to follow up on for weeks/months because Joe is on Smackdown now NICE BOOKING VINCE
This is boring
>rest holds >in a DQ match where they hate each other FOR FUCKS SAKE! Who agent'd this match. This is disgusting.
>no tables or chairs Fuck this
>>115523 Who do you think? Road Dogg
EXPLODING KNEES
>exploder onto the chair >knees first JESUS!
He's fucking knees
AJ is bleeding
THE JAP COMMUNITY BLOODIED AJ
>>115521 Roman is going to be part of every PPV main event until people stop booing him.
Rip balls
DICK SHOT
SHADES OF YANO TORU
>Hitting eachother in the dicks This match is fucking gay
a botched chair spot causes bleeding and is the only interesting thing to happen in this match so far
This ref keeps loading up the one, two, like it's a fucking pistol, but when it comes to three, he loads it like a flintlock fuckin musket.
NUTS ARE MUSH
Fucking hate this ref
>>115536 What the hell, this match is comedy gold. NEVER MIND THAT, FUCK THE ENDING AND FUCK THE REF.
Kill this ref
>No DQ Match ends in a draw Nigga, the fuck?
>no dq >has a count of 10
ARE YOU SHITTING ME! IT'S A NO DQ MATCH! HOW IS THERE A 10 COUNT!
>no DQ >match ends What the fuck
>More "dream matches" for another month Fucking kill road dogg
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SAVE US CUM SUCCUBUS
Kill the refs
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>establish count outs through out the show >actually pull the trigger >smarks getting worked Every time.
balls are toast F
WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF DREAMIN' BIIIIIIIIIIIG
>Another fucking nothing WWE title match Oh boy I can't wait to see this same match at the next 3 PPVs
>>115548 >car crash.png
>>115551 It was a no dq match
Now a song after this shit final, oh god fucking end this misery.
>>115551 It was a fucking no DQ match There aren't fucking 10 counts in a no DQ match! This is fucking asinine!
absolutely retarded ending
Kill that ref please
>>115551 >not being internally consistent with the rules within the established world created Do you even write?
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>>115556 They weren't DQ'd they were ruled unable to compete >and given how boring the majority of the match had been before that point…
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shit match with 2 good parts kill the ref
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>Gedo tag match over a world title match
Fucking rape the wife of that ref
>>115562 tbh I'm not really watching but from what I see it was building up to something. Of course the match is gonna look like shit when you cut it off early. Also point to another DQ match that ended at all similar to this.
BITCH BOY BOBBY
I honestly give up on WWE's ability to book a good match out of Nakamura at this point. Hopefully he makes some good bucks and retires rich. He's already had a hell of a career in NJPW so he's got nothing left to prove really. It's WWE's loss I suppose.
KOSZY BOYS
Oh god dammed there's 15 minutes left of this.
>>115570 wtf is is the main event?
>>115561 It is internally consistent getting counted out for being unable to compete is not a DQ. Both guys essentially tapped out at the same time resulting in a draw.
>>115572 The main event is the presentation of the commentators
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>>115572 You know it bbygurl
>>115572 [LOUD BOOING] VS Joe
>>115576 Not loud booing is Ja[LOUD BOOING]an?
>>115573 >No count outs, no submissions >Only way to win is via pinfall or submission THOSE ARE THE FOOKIN RULES! It's bullshit.
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Kill all the refs
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MASTADONS vs Midgets
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>>115578 >only way to win… <implying anything about ways to lose
>>115581 Monster man and steroid black guy look way too overpowered as a team. Especially against skinny ginger muslim and fat guy
Bobby lasley BROKE Brawn trophy tonight
>>115580 Except Charles Robinson he is a national treasure for this alone.
>>115585 Well, except him
5000000000000000000000000 TRILLION WRITERS
Fatman No
BRAUNWINSLOL
Muslims cannot be trusted
Brawn Strowman and bobby lashley too op please nerf
>Botching the ending this hard (((FIVE FUCKING YEARS)))
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I'm starting to bolieve that autists here could book a better show
I am glad the good guys destroyed the evil foreign tag team.
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>Come back after 8chanmania >That iron man match of Bo and W.I.P >That ending of Marbo vs Fat bastard >Watch Backlash afterwards >No DQ match ends in count-out >Fucking [LOUD BOOING] in main event when there's no belt on the line Worst mistake I've done this week, and I wasn't even planning on watching this horrible PPV
Kami the only team can both be heel and underdog
Is Lashley's finisher seriously just a delayed suplex? Didn't he use The Dominator last run?
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>>115593 >the autists at /v/ managed to book it better.
>>115595 i stopped watching after OP restarted the match after Bo won and he fucked the entire tournament. Did bo even win after that
I'm already angry with the Reigns/Joe match.
>>115600 based OP
>>115592 Fuck refs 2: electric boogaloo
They'll let Joe win since he needs momentum after just coming back, r-right guys?
>>115600 But he didn't, he manually set it to the winners of the prelims next and set Bo as the winner of the match because WIP was causing an infinite loop. He didn't restart the whole tournament, you missed a ton of great shit.
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JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE
Fucking end this, make this a Squash match of 10 seconds.
The booing is getting muted
>Polarizing Someone go punch cole
John Cena vs Matt Hardy is better than this
HOW WILL ROMAN OVERCOME THE ODDS?!
Joe use the same tactic what use against Brock Lesnar and that fail.
OH MAN, THIS ADVERSITY. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 5 SUPERMAN PUNCHES AND A SPEAR.
>>115615 OOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH
>>115615 Or 4 super man punch and 1 spear
Why Roman don't uses he's super powers and finish this in 20 seconds?
>Cm punk chants
>>115618 He needs to gather enough ADVERSITY to do that.
>BORING chants
From what little I've see, Joe has been winning, so I'm going to assume Roman will magically win in the end.
Izi
>>115622 Where's crowdshot anon when we need him?
THIS IS BORING
what the fuck is this
The fight is so boring what There are lying in the ring,
I want to close this and take a bath
I want to go
my feet hurt
What do you expect Reigns to do, work for his money?
Kevin Owens vs Samoa Joe will be a great fight.
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Just put Carmella on
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How can be Joe more tired than Roman Reings?
I want Nicholas
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>Rusev Day chants
DELETE
DELETE
I can't bolieve roman fucking *died*
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JOHNNY WRESTLING
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>all of that people leaving
>the camera catches a bunch of people up and leaving the fucking arena
Is it really worth burning everything else down for one guy who can't get over? You have a guy with already established world wide appeal, and you go with the guy who hasn't drawn shit after headlining three Wrestlemanias.
30 pointless minutes
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>After that crock of shit people will still say "muh women r terrible xdd pis BREAK"
the people leaving had it right this was a snoozefest. aj bleeding and miz were the only entertaining parts. fuck you ramen and fuck you Vince
>>115652 they'll always be piss BREAKs
Elias singing the song he wanted to sing on the post show right now
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>>115654 Only alexa matches
>>115650 >Is it really worth burning everything else down for one guy who can't get over? Vince is trying to get Roman over the same way he got the Ultimate Warrior over, by shoving him down everyone's throats until they cheer. But things have changed since 1988. Skip to 2:40
Ok, so uh From what I ended up seeing of this ppv, and I didn't pay shit for attention during most what I was tuned in for, it was shit. FUcking shit. Not worthwihle. I could have missed it and missed nothing. I wish I had seen the "greatest" royal rumble since I hear from here that it was at least decent. Fucking shit. Also I'm too drunk to care about fixing my typos even though I've only had shitty beer tonight so FUCK YOU I'm going to look at some horsepussy instead
>>115409 Ay bruv you on the discord fam? If so, what's your name and user #? or am I just being drunk and stupid and misinterpreting your post that might actually be a shitpost about the unicorns the new gay use?
>all titles retained >A.J. btfo of the gay Jap conmunity >Carmella btfo of the nepotism**if you watched the match carmella is a better "sport entertaner** community >Strowman and Lashley are some of the greastest Americans of my time bell dodnt ring, joe btfo of the big dawg not watching live but they were BOOING before his intro
im not at all drunk though
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>match is a work shoot
At this point, the biggest kayfabe act on WWE right now is pretending that Roman is over with the crowd
>BO is a pony cuck?
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>didspear.jpg >loudbooing.png
>wins from a spear is this 2001?
>>115663 POLARIZING
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>BO is a drunk ponygger
>renee and (((rosenburg)))) afterwards shilling roman Asap
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>Elias btfo of Renee, Rosenboyg, and New Jewysey
>>115664 >>115668 What makes you think that?
>>115672 your mother
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>>115677 nah fam hawk
>>115679 B U L L Y Probably hurt it at this spot
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>>115679 How many people has this fatass injured so far? Muh fat shaming is more important than that I guess.
backlash was ok but like always roman failed as a main event why do they keep pushing this fucking cuck? he is straight up garbagio. hopefully we are done with the pee pee lol saga and get A.J. vs Joe
>>115442 Unironically? Roode Boys would be kinda clutch, keep it 100.


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