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NJPW Wrestling Dontaku Thread #2 Boliever 05/03/2018 (Thu) 07:31:49 Id: 152bda No. 114662
We're fairly close to bump limit so why not a new thread? NJPW PRESENTS WRESTLING DONTAKU 2018 Night 1: May 3rd @ 1 AM PDT/4 AM EDT Bullet club civil war night. Cody vs Ibushi and Omega vs Hangman. Expect BONE SOLDIER to show up but not be captain new japan under the mask. Both main events also look like good matches on paper so should be a fun show. Night 2: May 4th @ 1 AM PDT/ 4 AM EDT TANAHASHI VS OKADA. WAR FOR V12! Okada has tied tanahashi's consecutive title defense streak. If Okada wins tonight he becomes the longest consecutive reigning champion with the most defenses in history all in the same reign. All he has to do to achieve this feat… Is beat the current record holder. Who will claim the throne as the ultimate historic ace of new japan?? hint it's fucking okada Also Ospreay vs Kushida will have cool moves and lots of flippy shits into armbars.
SHOW STARTS IN 2 HOURS
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>>114664 Oh I was hoping the show was indeed today and not American times, which means tomorrow for me. Got a message on facebook that it was TOMORROW EVENING about an hour ago but that must be for Axess or whatever.
yo, some actual jap marks hook me up with shibata vids or links.
>>114668 njpwworld.com
>>114669 fucking fuck motjerfucker likwnfu k
Oh god please don't let Kenny/Page go more than 20 minutes
i want to actually fight all of you irl
yo watchin some super.jap shit with toni amd i am getting worked
>toni cant lift this fat bitch wat the fack
oh fick she BROKE the faat bitches neck
toni fuckign deided wtf
>>114673 that's my gimmick brother don't steal it. if you actually want to fight irl I'll set it up after my match at the end of this month
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Bone soldier hype.
>>114668 Legit go watch him vs okada my fav match of all time
>>114667 tana vs okada is tomorrow so they pry meant that
>>114680 what promotion
>>114684 some woods near me
It's showtime motherfuckers
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>tfw best of the super juniors is almost here >tfw the g1 is almost here feels good to be a wrestling fan
God these promo packages are great.
>6 man belts curtain jerking
Wait this is Yujiro not fale my bad.
>respectful crowd tonight
THE ACE GETS THE PIN
Chase won and got to touch pieter, good for him.
Liger is such a bro
Is the new Bone Soldier suppose to be announced/unveiled tonight?
>>114696 No one knows.
>>114696 Not announced but I'd be surprised if he didn't show up
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>>114662 Hi guys, totally not late. What happened so far?
missed the curtain jerker to get food sadly I wanted to see peter with an i too but oh well
>>114699 Owens reduced shota's height by about 2 cm with his piledriver and won.
>>114701 rip young lion.
>>114699 Pieter's hot ass and Chase Owens finally getting a win, but over a young lion. >>114700 I didn't get screenshots, srry.
Also almost forgot this was the BC 5 year anniversary show cool they're basically giving them a whole show dedicated to it.
>Tiger Mask kicks Narita in half
>liger finds a mate
3GAY3GAY3GAY
RPG 3KINO
Rocky with no beard looks like a heel for some reason.
How do the 3K boys do in this years BOSJ?
>>114680 i live in Erie PA it would be a shoot match though assuming there is a ring also one of us might die depending on if you dont look like moot or hotwheels
Is it just me, or is this match 3 heavyweights vs 3 juniors? Booking quirk?
>KES and iizuka vs a fucking junior team huh I wonder who's winning
>>114711 PA is a bit far for me to get to. I'm in MN
Since best of the super j's is coming up my bet is rpg 3k goes over
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>>114712 >>114713 they failed to get the heavy belts so they will take the junior belts instead
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I had a feeling that it could be a shock result to give 3K some heat again, but I didn't expect it to be that fast.
lmao called it
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>>114716 ah shit i am the retareded i forget that they dont have belts anymore
wtf
>>114717 A yano finish.
man I'm really slow compared to you guys.
Too late nu japan I heard the original song, pay up.
DUBBING
>>114723 refresh your page. My stream wasn't letting me catch up untill I did that
>10 man tags I love it when Gedo conference calls with Teddy Long and Trips.
henare gonna be jay hwaitos next challenger
>>114728 Jesus. Poor jay. He needs big name guys to fight
>>114714 so you can deal with freezing weather. this will inderstang…. fucking for real though, i will go against anyone from /wooo/ or /asp/ redditors need not apply though
>chaos comes out as a faction <jay comes out alone >>114729 they are both from nz and henry needs to get some exposure. also racism angle could work but jay is in the face stable so maybe not yet
>>114730 Maybe we can do it when I come to NY for mania next year. We can do a falls count anywhere in central park or something
>>114731 I'm more concerned about what's best for jay right now. Finlay worked cause they had good chemistry and a ready made feud. Henare is a harder sell and makes the US title feel like a belt for young lions
>>114732 o fack shit is gettin real
>>114731 >racism angle is this the 90s?
>>114735 why don't you ask road dogg that?
>>114735 WWE just did a segment where people from the country they're in beat up geeks from the country they're at war with so I guess it's the 80's.
>>114736 At least it's not "WHITOO PIGGU GO HOMOO"
>>114736 >2018 >road dogg
>>114737 im dyin
>>114738 werent they saying that to koreans though?
>>114734 Alright well when mania time rolls around again next year I'll bring this up again.
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>>114741 >werent they saying that to koreans though?
>>114738 >tfw henare uses this line against jay in their feud
There's your jay vs henare match.
HENAREFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Jay HWHITU is really good with making all his movement look natural. Even his transitional clotheslines while the opponent runs the ropes look like actual moves he's going for, guy has a lot of energy/conditioning.
>>114746 its gonna be another 10w to jay and 1w with henry type deal
>>114742 i wont forget >>114743 guess i remembered it wrong. not worried about japan because i have to deal with that shit with "people" who look like me.
>>114748 Jay needs that one big match to give him credibility like omega okada for omega. Him tanahashi got ruined thanks to the ace being banged up. And him vs kenny was all story no match. If shibata was still around I'd say he's his best bet but maybe ishii or naito would work
>>114751 I'd say Naito or ishii. Even Goto tbh.
>>114752 The g1 will do good for him honestly. That's exactly what he needs right now
>>114753 Yeah. At least he's better than ZSJ.
Love Tama's beard.
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>Marty at the start of this match
on some real shit though, i wish shibata would fight my grandmas doctor. this dumb crypto kike gave my grandma anti biotic samples, but they were actually statin drugs. yo i want this nigga dead. i wish i could pay hardcore holly to come to my city and ambush this senile cuck.
>>114755 He's literally a fusion of Roman and Sef
>>114757 sorry to hear about that my nwa dude. You trying to find some other doc?
>>114758 but actually good at being a character
life is fucking me up hard and i might be done here which i know 99.99 percent of you will love. recommend me a good match to watch.
>>114760 This. Tama Tonga is actually one of my favourite things about BC, it is to my eternal disappointment that he has been lost in the shuffle lately. At least it means he isn't tied to the whole Kenny/Cody angle
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>>114762 Would unironically love for Tama to be the new leader
>>114762 Yeah, I want him to take over after maybe a fake out that Cody wins. Have him beat the shit out of Cody then.
>>114761 Here you go, friendo
>>114759 grama has no choice now. there is a reason she never let mw meet the fucker.
Oh wow I didn't think they'd win.
Pretty good for the NEVER belts.
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>>114769 >Tama is free to get other belts
>>114765 NWA content has been shit for a while. Idk if Cody ever beat an actual NWA champ but I think he will get the 10 pounds of gold within the year, depending on if he wants to somewhat follow Dusty's footsteps.
Welp so much for a happy bullet club 5th anniversary
>>114770 Kinda looking forward to seeing Tama's performance in the G1 this year I fucking say that every year but I think that he could do well to chase the IC or US belt.
>>114771 Cody is exclusive to ROH now
>>114767 Sorry dude. Hopefully you have better luck and shit. >>114774 good shit stays with shit
>>114773 He might not even be in it. Last year he was probably only in it because cody fucked up and spoiled his entry.
i miss kitawato
>Suzuki's main theme and not that shitty new one
>>114774 so? NWA belt is a nomad championship.
KAZE NI NARE
JUST TAP OUT
well to be fair to ZSJ, at least he ain't Roman. He's still a commie faggot tbh
C'MON OVAA HERE
>>114776 Keep the faith man, with Cody being an ROH guy that does NJPW shows and not the other way around, Tama is only under Kenny and arguably Fale in the Bullet Club pecking order. Kenny is certainly in, Fale is always in tournaments, Tama has a chance. That being said, I know that slots are bloody tight this year, with only 2 losses really from last year, and the almost certain need to include Jay White, and probably some combination of Henare, Finlay (I think the push is planned for late this year), Taichi and probably some lads I'm forgeting.
Naito vs ZSJ for IC belt next
>>114784 inb4 chase owens takes yohsi hashis place in the 1G
>>114784 My bet is they're doing the rumored 3 block tourney this year
>>114785 Yeah it was pretty obvious. I think ZSJ might win this won tbh.
>>114782 commies btfo
>doesn't even wear the belt this is a good face evolution for naito
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>>114790 he kayfabe left it in the arena he won it in shameful dispray and very disrespect
plot twist, Taichi is the next challenger
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>>114792 plot twist it's actually sanada
>>114794 plot twist, it's Cody
based Eviru!
>tfw we were robbed of getting Kitamura as bone soldier it hurts, /wooo/
Way to make the never titles look important bucks.
>>114794 >>114795 Twist plot its Tama Tonga
Since LIJ are basically faces now, this is an interesting dynamic.
Young bucks are gonna be champs…. I liked evil and sanada too shit
>>114801 They're already champs.
>>114803 I highly doubt they'll get the double champ moniker.
>>114804 I don't
GO ACE
>>114807 one of the guys who I was staying with in NOLA had that exact magazine
did okada dye his eyebrows?
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>>114809 he must be going for that young lion debut okada look
I'm gonna be really sad when Tana loses the title match.
That rana was so smooth.
RAINMAYCARRR
Is there anyone today with more chemistry than Okada and Tana? Maybe Miyahara and Marufuji from what I saw?
>>114815 Okada and Omega?
>>114815 There's hiromu and dragon lee if you can call that chemistry.
>>114816 Yeah them too I guess. I just prefer the Okada and Tana chemistry. >>114817 Love that shit.
>>114811 YOSHI-HASHI does look like a pedo there. Hideous face.
>>114815 Tana on form, barring the jay white while injured thing can have chemistry with just about anyone. Okada can have chemistry with just about anyone. The two have incredible chemistry together on top of that. Barring a couple of possibilities (Makabe and Ishii, Shibata and Goto, Hiromu and Dragon Lee come to mind in recent years) there is just about no topping that.
>>114815 AJ and Ellsworth
>BC shit main eventing tag match should've main evented tbh
its like 3 or 4 people posting, right? plz respond
>>114823 Yeah, but it's basically ded hours in America so what do you expect?
>>114821 >aj and ellsworth D I M E S
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>>114823 Other Suzukigun anon doesn't seem to be here tonight, so its just me representing.
>>114826 Kevin Nash gets tears just thinking of midgets outdrawing him.
>>114823 Response
>>114823 Yes NWA-kun. Hope things get better for u in real life soon.
>>114822 I'm not a big fan of it, but it is worth noting that the Tana Okada feud was main eventing a lot of the Road To shows. The belts are main eventing the main day of competition, it makes sense that the non title story main events the night before if the title story main events the main night.
NWA-kun, it seems like there is about 8-10 people posting, and undoubtedly a bunch more lurking. Considering that it isn't 6pm at night for most of you lads I think that is a pretty active thread.
oh man nu-j guys arw fukkim great >>114829 lmao too fuckin true dude needs to loose height and get a clue
>>114822 This is the BC show.
>>114833 literally 6 21 am right now
>>114835 it's only a bc show if it's og bc and kenny because I actually like him, he seems like a chill dude tbh, other than that it's gay elite shit.
>>114836 You're on the other side of the world to me, anon. Is it just me, or do Ibushi and Cody actually have some bloody good chemistry at this point? Their openings are smooth and compelling, which is something I didn't think I'd say about Cody this time last year.
>>114838 I think it's just Ibushi being really good at carrying semi competent guys but that's just me.
>cody is chasing ibushi while flip is chasing brandi
>>114840 holy fuk i have to see that
>>114838 yeah, been drunk and mad most of the night. also didnt really eat. about to go to taco bell or mcdonalds.
>>114839 Eh, I'm off of the Cody hate train at this point, I think that this year he has come into his own. He still isn't indie darling tier and I get that, but he actually seems comfortable in his role now, has learned a lot more about what actually gets heat as a dastardly heel. For me the clincher was seeing him live in Perth, he had a 50/50 split crowd quite literally (one side of the arena was booing him at every turn, calling stardust chants and shit) and the other side was eating him up and cheering him hard, and he managed to work heel to both sides at the same time (faking out the side that hated him with taunts of giving them Stardust like they wanted, while also mocking the side cheering him for jerking him off) while still letting the other guys in the match (Robbie Eagle and Will Ospreay) shine. He is hardly a match of the year worker, but I no longer get annoyed to see him on a New Japan card. Although I am annoyed that the Bullet Club is Fine storyline is overshadowing Golden Lovers returning and Young Bucks moving up to heavyweight, feels like the tag belts are treading water with LIJ/KES stuff while we wait to resolve this
>>114843 I feel ya. I just think he's a real tool irl, and all that spoiler shit.
I wonder how the New Japan staff found Kota and if he got his phone back. For those who don't know: Ibushi left his phone in his hotel room, didn’t know the name of his hotel and got lost, leaving him stuck on the streets all night. https://twitter.com/reasonjp/status/991808499452592129
>>114844 This might just be my exposure to the industry inside at a younger age, having mates actively in it still and so on, but I find it very easy to compartmentalise someone being a dickhead out of the ring and being good within the ropes. Its amusing because I'm a very politically involved person, but I constantly see people who frankly don't give a fuck about politics being unable to like X wrestler because of one thing they differ on.
>>114840 seriously, make a webm or mp4
>>114846 It's not just politics for me, it's also the fact that he hurts his own argument about how WWE held him back but then goes on to say WWE doesn't hold people back.
>>114848 watch beingthereddite
>>114844 Didn't Xavier Woods said Cody used to be a real dick irl, especially when they were high school students at the same school?
>>114851 You got a source on this?
>>114850 yo i will fight you
>>114849 I get that, but I honestly think that most of that is him just working whatever IWC angle will get him booked at the time, kinda like the amount of people who hate meltzer privately but love him publicly, or who like him privately but hate him publicly. Workers working workers working workers and all that. That being said, apparently the man is a dick in public, and I can be a fan of how he is doing as a wrestler while still thinking he is a fucking dickhead in person.
>The city of Cody's ribs
>>114854 I get some tweets of that but he seemed really serious when he last talked about the WWE shit. But yeah, I much prefer Scott Steiner.
That table no sold the shit of that.
Reminder that Cody won his first tag titles with Bob Holly. Maybe Bob put him up to this?
>Cody landing next that piece of table
>Din's Fire Didn't know Cody was a LoZ mark.
>>114862 It was well known for years. Even had the Triforce on his boots when he was in WWE.
>codys new finisher is to drop his opponent onto his own vertebrae
with how this year is turning out, I'm confused at who's winning the g1.
>>114866 Okada wins and bumps by himself for 30 minutes at WK.
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>>114867 tbh I wouldn't mind thay
Why is yano main eventing against hangman?
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BRUH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
OH NO NO NO
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>wikipedia says Cody is the leader
>2 dyed blonde curly haired muscular lads who don't fully shave down wrestling, one of them with a lot of colour from early in the match Its like I'm back in the mid 90s. Not complaining, just observing.
>>114875 >(((Wikipedia))) Fake news from nigger faggot jews.
GOODNIGHT HANGMAN
kenny is a pretty good weeb.
Tomorrowwww~~~ I wonder what will convince Kota to sign a NJPW contract to get a title run. Perhaps the main event of Wrestle Kingdom with Kenny Omega?
>>114880 >main event of Wrestle Kingdom <Main event not being AceWinsLol
fuck I passed out. Anyway I figured they were gonna do a big storyline thing in the hangman kenny match but since they didn't I have no idea why that was the main event. The match was good but it had no stakes and you could feel it.
9:00 BST as in 9am GMT right? How were the BC civil war matches?
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>>114895 Bucks and marty won never belts which was good. Cody ibushi was good but hangman kenny was just kinda there. Neither match had much stakes to it so they both felt flat and it was hard for the crowd to get into it.
Really nervous for this show.
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>>114900 y tho
>>114903 Tana is my fave
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>>114900 Oka is gonna retain r-right? jk i want tanner to win but kazoo is on another level bastard.
>>114900 Tana is gonna bring it home brother hh jk okada wins lol then gets laid out by a returning shibata
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>>114906 you mean by a returning soldier of bones
I wanna stay up and watch this but I have to be up at like 10 am CST so I don't know if I should. Maybe I'll just stay up all night or something idk
Zack should've dethroned Okada
>>114909 hey zack
>>114907 I'd legit pop for that
>>114909 How's the venue looking tonight Zack?
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>>114909 look at this cute pic Zack
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>>114910 >>114912 >>114913 >Not bolieving in big match zack
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>>114914 >that fucking hardcore title
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jews might be the next challenger for the us title. again.
DONTAKUCCINO? DON'T MIND IF I DO!
Who's up with me?
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>>114920 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I miss Kitamura already
>>114923 There are rumors that he's coming back or something.
Young Lion Nexus forming before our eyes
>>114925 I fucking hope so
>>114927 WE JOB ALONE
>Kitamura is bone soldier
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>>114927 Shota would be the Barrett
SHADDAP CALLIS
WEW I FORGOT
How much did I miss?
Ah man I missed Ligerkino.
Is Taguchi taking Nagata's place as young lion shovel man? >>114934 Just one match tbh.
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>>114930 >that gif is kitamuta reviving himself from his concussion
>Yujiro not coming out to this
Not the usual bunny, this one doesn't have a BROKE ass face
CHASE FOREVER THE ACE
>yujiro brings some jpop wannabe instead of pieter
Did you know steroids are legal in Japan? There is literally no excuse for not being ripped as fuck.
Man I missed it last night too? Any good matches?
>>114944 I don't remember much. The tag match with Tana/Kushida vs Okada/Ospreay was pretty good.
"modified slingblade" needs to be a regular part of oka's move set
Oka losing more hair with that package piledriver
ROPPONGI KKK
This thot looks like she has no ideia what's going on.
Taichi still hype?
IT'S THE IIZUKA ASYLUM HERE IN FUKUOKA OH AH LOVE IT MAGGLE
>>114951 HAHAHAH HE'S FUN TO WATCH
>taichi calling other people fat
>3gays win lol
>>114954 they're building them up for best of super juniors
This loop is pretty awkward, you can exactly when it ends.
I've seen this exact match at least 10 fucking times now
THE BIG DAWG IS ON THE HUNT
Makabe and Yano always do the same shit.
>>114959 So does anyone else.
TIGER SCREWED HENAREY
When will Ishii put over new stars?
>>114959 they're older guys so they play the hits >>114960 this is bullshit too though
>>114962 when they're good enough
Why is JEWS so over with the NIP COMMUNITY
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>>114962 someone make pic related but Ishii >>114963 No it's not.
Jay h'White is winning me over.
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>Switchblade >Never been seen with one
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Switchbased!
I White Toe but he needs a big time match or else the faggots in the west will turn on him.
>>114970 *like
MY WORLD
>>114966 people pull out new shit or do new moves all the time. don't be a retard
Just finished work, what did I miss lads?
>>114970 Sure thing boss, hey yoshi hashi are you busy?
>>114974 some shit happened.
>>114973 I'm just saying everyone has there go to moves and there's nothing wrong with that. It's how they do them and don't botch it. That's a problem for WWE. >>114975 huh?
<jews can use closed fist strikes wtf
RINGPOSTITIS
>>114977 We're putting jay in a big money feud with big match yoshi hashi.
>>114980 >Chaos feud where Yoshi Hashi is the only to see through Jay White's gaijin antics
Do the thing jay.
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my boi switchy
>those fucking jewjin marks in the front row
I forgot how good Elgin was.
elgin finna join 205 live at this rate
>>114985 He's been on nothing but auto pilot tag matches for a while (except for the njc matches). >Yoshi hashi winning
YOSHI HASHI PUSH CONFIRMED
wow he won
>chaos chase owens beats njpw main unit chase owens
Is juicy finally winning a title?
>Jay living inside Juices head rent free
cant wait for switchcocaine's post match interview
>>114991 I hope so
Jay h'white has a little bit of gyno going on. If he didn't have suck low body fat it would be really noticable. Why are britcucks so bad about cycling?
>>114995 >britcucks
>>114995 >Burger education
Yosakoi, that's cool. >>114996 >>114997 No one cares what part of paris he is from. It's all the same shit.
WOAH OH OH OH OOOOOH
Why didn't they come out to this yesterday?
>No Kaze ni Nare
>Not emptying your piss jugs on the crowd for max heat
Goddamn I love Lance Archer
>archer sprinting to kill callis
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>>114995 at least he doesnt have steinerchest yet >>115001 good. because he isnt a lonely warrior tonight
>There's 3 bushis now
Where's the IC title? does that young boy still have it?
>>115005 Yeah, but the moment he gains 4-6%BF more they are going to look like hersey kisses. When stands among many he stands alone.
heh
wew
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>>115007 he makeru the topic
>>115011 I think this is just higher ups saying "DON'T DAMAGE THE BELT"
okay who's coming out?
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Imagine seeing an angry suzuki with a chair and try to drag him away.
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Anybody else notice how Takahashi has always been hesitating before he raises his fist with the rest of them? I've been seeing it for a few months now, thought it was just a miscue at first but it happens EVERY time.
JERICHO
HE WORKED YOU ALL
BONE SOLDIER TIME
>Just a fan in leather pants
It's makeup jericho.
>>115020 Kinda disappointed I was wrong on this, but not disappointed at all because Jericho.
>>115017 Remember he is the crazy time bomb ready to blow up at any time
BAH GAWD BUSHI HAS TURNED ON LIJ!!!
>Lista ingobernables de Jericho
lmao he looks like girugamesh dude
>Done what no one else can do But Naito getting beaten into the ground and just laying there being taquito is pretty standard
>>115024 I honestly think he will be the first to leave LIJ, when the time comes.
Very good, quick blade job, or hard way colour?
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Callis have you never seen a Naito match? >>115029 Sanada going face(as if LIJ already isn't) will be what starts the BREAK.
Guys, Naito is pouring blood. Either he bladed bad (like Eddie did back in the day, although not quite as bad) or that was hard way.
No one helped naito.
Naito gonna BREAK the muta scale
Did Naito make the list?
Jesus I take it back that is bad
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Jeri really got into character with that makeup job
>That little girl sobbing her eyes out for Naito
>Stretcher spot inb4 I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
>Fucking chris chan uploading a video at 4 AM
Kodomo-tachi wa shooto ni torikunda
at least the blood matches his merch
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Naito looking extra /just/
Fuck that's a lot of blood
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>cody
>Sad bucks
WRESTLING HAS MORE THAN ONE ROYAL SLEEP AID
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Cody should get her wife to stop stinking up oedo tai
>>115050 What do you mean? Brandi is in stardom based on her pure skill alone. No nepotism.
>>115046 Sleep tight, cleaner
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>bullet queen
>tama vibing to the golden lovers theme k i n o
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>tama repping onnit
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>Everyone's here except for yujiro and ace owens
>cody confirmed for overpaid
>the best butt machine
>Happi coats are kimonos I just looked up from work to see what he was bitching about and he doesn't even know what he wants.
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>
I could watch Tama wrestle the Jacksons all day.
>>115061 god I love Tama
>>115061 this. tama and nick are the michaels of their respective tagteams too
damn this match is fycking fun
wew lad
based fale
I love Fale
great fucking job missing the finish camera guys
This whole BCivil war would be a lot more fun if Cody wasn't involved.
>>115063 Eh, I'd say that Nick and Matt are the definition of a package deal, if they didn't go their own ways after Generation ME they won't split, and half of the appeal (honestly the thing that puts them over most vanilla midgets) is their tag team wrestling. Tama is fucking obvious, Tonga Loa HAS improved this year, but he was improving from a very, very low bar.
CHASE THE ACE OF THE UNIVERSE
>fale LITERALLY squashed Marty
Chase owens and yujiro brought balance to the universe.
>All it took was having Chase and Yujiro there and everyone makes up
>>115074 Fuck man, we just hiveminded hard.
WE WANT BONER
>BC has existed for as many years of experience you need to write for WWE
JUST too swwEEeEeEeeEeeeEt FIVE YEARS
As soon as Cody is out of the picture everyone makes up. G1 BC turns on Cody and gives him the boots, AJ style.
I miss Kushida really playing up his Back to the Future gimmick with the glasses and orange vest.
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>It's an asspray episode
Man this is a fucking good show so far
>Ospreays theme about to play OH FUCK
>>115081 I kinda do, but then I remember that KUSHIDA was one dimensional as fuck at that point. I like the guy, I've got photos with him and loved speaking to him, love his in ring work, but with the pure Back to the Future gimmick he was basically just an amazingly talented just graduated young boy, and he deserved better than that.
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MUTED TO THE SKY
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>this newer ospreay theme
>>115086 PLS TELL ME THIS IS HAPPENING
>>115086 IF THERE'S A GOD
>>115085 The gimmick was a crutch for a young wrestler that hadn't completely ironed out his in ring personality. He doesn't need to use it any more, but that doesn't mean he has to just throw it away. It could just be some nice seasoning for an already taste meal. A little bit of flavour.
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>>115089 >>115090 its better than cody going all in and taking over
Wew
Right on his tailbone. That had to hurt a HECK of a lot.
>>115091 I don't think he has thrown it away though. He still came out somewhat gimmicked at Wrestle Kingdom, and still heavily references it. I would hate to see it go entirely, but I like it where it is now.
AAAAAAHHHHHRGGHHHH
myneckmyneckmyneck
Calling an audible?
Ospreay gonna pull a Misawa
>>115099 >that was 9 years ago
DRAGONRANA
Good selling almost had me there
>>115099 he does compare his strikes to misawa sometimes, so makes sense if he pulls the ultimate tribute
Hate to say it guys, but Ospreay is really making the case for becoming the Junior Ace that Gedo wants him to be, especially with the chance that KUSHIDA is going heavyweight this year
I really gotta pee pls finish this match
THE WMD
redshoes almost closed fisted kushida
I guess we can add KUSHIDA to the list of people who throw a more convincing punch than Show?
>>115105 >tfw I just went pee and feel like I missed nothing
ELEVATED
We have to suffer through Ospreays theme again
TAKE THAT 205 >>115109 yeah i gotta go real fast now
One ace down. Tana's winnin bois.
ishimori debut time
Very solid Junior match. Give KUSHIDA a chance to go heavyweight and enter G1 and hopefully we get Ospreay vs someone else soon, my hopes are on Takahashi, Despy or Mysterio Jr
Oh shit
>bone soldier LMAO
IT'S ENZO AMORE
>tama WE WANT BONER
DANG IT Internet died right as the match was reaching a climax.
TAMA
FUCK YES BONERRR
ISHIMORI
Boner looking real GOODT
>Scroll
BONE SOLDIER IS NICK ALDIS
IMPACT LEGEND TAIJI ISHIMORI
FUCK YES
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>that entire promo
who
kitamura looks smaller
>>115130 old NOAH guy
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So he's not really bone soldier? He just unmasked and tama called him by his real name.
>>115130 former noah guy
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>>115130 >not knowing who Taiji Ishimori is
I think Tama is taking over
>>115133 He's gonna call himself "the bone soldier"
>That lesnar everytime
I'm gonna be super sad after this match
Tana retirement match?
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>DONTAKU DONTAKU
>>115139 you won't once shibata comes back to kick okada's face in
>>115140 not at all
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>>115140 not today
>>115140 retirement of tana's record match
GO ACE
>>115142 >thinking a man with a subdural hematoma should ever wrestle anyone ever
>>115140 Not for a long time if it was, manly tears would be being shed already
>KazGOOKcha Okada what did don callis mean by this?
>>115147 >>115147 he's not retired dumbass read the news
All IWC contrarianism aside, Okada has been drawing amazing houses in this run. I have to ask, when is the last time we saw a run this long maintain the heat?
>>115150 All I've seen besides him coaching is him saying "I will wrestle again" which doesn't mean shit if he can't get cleared
>>115151 Lesnar
>>115153 Lesnar in which era? If you mean current era Lesnar, he isn't filling house shows, tours, weekly shows, he is selling PPV buy ins at a great rate, and I don't mean to take away from that, but being the PPV call in draw is not on the same level as being the face of the company week in, week out.
this crowd is almost unbearable for me. the woman won't stop squealing like its some jav porn shit. I hate that shit
>Crowd not throwing beach balls around
>>115155 >this is bad for some reason
>Tana is about to win >Okada rips the pants off and gets a power boost like in dragon ball >>115154 Sarcasm.
THAT THERE IS VINTAGE OKADA
>>115158 Fair play, part of me was tempted to hear an argument for early-mid 00s Smackdown Lesnar. I wouldn't have really bought it, but was tempted to hear it.
>>115158 I would pop harder than I ever have if Okada pulled a Taichi
I will say this crowd is better than THIS IS AWESOME
>>115162 >ONE! >TWO >SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm sad people weren't more hyped for this match. This is pure kino.
>Oka cheering on Tana
>>115164 I loved Tana standing up right as the camera zoomed out for the rainmaker pose
>Women crying
>>115164 this is one of the biggest matches of the year honestly I've been excited since before they announced it
>>115164 I'm more hyped for the heabyq championship match Jay Hwaito vs Tanahashi 2 at Dominion
SIT DAOWn
gedo clapping sounds like gedo fapping
I like heel Okada. He is such a natural heel, it is good to see.
when will okada use his secret signature weapon scoobydoobydoo?
>State of Tanas ear
God I thought that was gonna be it
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DEEP FRY FLOW
>He may have gone up one too many times You think Don?
>Oka gedo'ing for tana
30 minute call already? This match feels epic while also not feeling its length.
ACEMAKER
GOD DAMN
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Record BROKEN lads.
TANA BTFO
Sad ace lost but that was kino.
fuck that was amazing
NO
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Fukuokada
Holy fucking shit
*teleports behind you*
WINNER IS YOU
Fucker won a year's worth of Katsu. Lucky bastard.
kawato gonna pull an okada and challenge him as a newbie and win
>>115193 Chaos about to get THICC as FUCK
ITS HABBENING BROS
REEEEEEEEEE HE WRESTLED A NINE YEAR OLD GIRL ONCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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KENNY
I am hyped for Okada Omega, but Ishii still needs his match due to his win in G-1.
Ironman match.
>2 out of three falls >no time limit HOLY SHIT THIS SOME FINAL DESTINATION SHIT.
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>no time limit MAMMA MIA THEY ARE GONNA GO FOR A 120 MINUTE MATCH
Better news lads, I get the feeling that the BC stuff will be wrapped up by then, New Japan doesn't like crossing the wires on storylines that way. GOOD TIMES AHEAD BOYS.
>Okada going to 100 victories Okada reign until retirement in 2070 confirmed.
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>These two last matches
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ITS A 2/3 FALLS MATCH AS WELL AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WRESTLING DOUGHTECHU
Omega ibushi is main eventing next years WK
>>115203 what about ALL IN?
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>>115209 Okay, I should have amended what I was saying. Basically put, I think that the Cody/Kenny shit will have to take a backburner, they will probably keep Kota feuding with him in the interim, and the feud with Kenny will be continued in RoH but not NJPW.
Warm Beer for everyone
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jay uso white always the best-dressed chaos member
>>115213 I'm just surprised he's there.
OH MY BARON CORBIN CHALLENGES JAY WHITE!
Hey Nova get destroyed, cunt.
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MAJIDE
Just 2 years ago, Jay White was goofy and David Finlay had short hair and looked 10 years younger.

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>>115225 we all know young lion days are non canon
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;_ ;
>>115241 Seeing Tana crying brings despair to my heart and soul DON'T GIVE UP ACE !
>>115241 Time to start curtain jerking with the young lions
>>115241 #StillMyAce
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>>114662 >most defenses in history all in the same reign >In 2 years only 12 defenses >Not 20 in just 2 months Okada crusade vs Aldis Crusade when
Here's footage of Minoru Suzuki being tortured with (((soy))) and other foods that are extremely hot.


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