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Scorntown 5/15 my life is a series of incremental pain Boliever 05/15/2018 (Tue) 20:19:17 Id: c5e4f6 No. 116453
SmackDown LIVE preview, May 15, 2018: Styles and Nakamura clash in battle with WWE Money in the Bank implications ==== The next chapter in the bitter rivalry between WWE Champion AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura will be written tonight in London. The Phenomenal One will battle The King of Strong Style on SmackDown LIVE in London, and the winner will earn the right to choose the stipulation for their title showdown at WWE Money in the Bank. Who will be victorious? What type of match will they choose to have in Chicago? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE from London at 8/7 C on USA Network! >AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura to battle for right to choose stipulation for Money in the Bank WWE Championship Match tonight on SmackDown LIVE inb4 BALL SHOT SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon announced on Monday that the rivalry between WWE Champion AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura would continue at WWE Money in the Bank with another championship showdown. However, the two will also collide on tonight’s SmackDown LIVE in a match that has huge implications for their title bout in Chicago. The winner of the showdown between The Phenomenal One and The King of Strong Style will get to choose the stipulation for WWE Money in the Bank. Since a No Disqualification Match could not contain the rage between the two Superstars, what type of match will the winner pick? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE from London at 8/7 C on USA Network! >Andrade “Cien” Almas makes his debut tonight on SmackDown LIVE inb4 "effortlessly destroys a veteran" or "immediate burial" Zelina Vega has told the WWE Universe that Andrade “Cien” Almas will show up when he’s good and ready. Well, the time has apparently come, as El Idolo will make his SmackDown LIVE debut tonight in London, England. The Mexican grappler was a standout in NXT, where he captured the NXT Championship and took part in several thrilling contests. After joining Team Blue in the Superstar Shake-up, Almas is out to show that he can hang with SmackDown LIVE’s elite. What kind of first impression will El Idolo make? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on SmackDown LIVE on USA Network! >The New Day and The Bar clash in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match tonight on SmackDown LIVE inb4 it's shit The rivalry between The New Day and The Bar has intensified in recent weeks, but it will reach a new level tonight in London. The teams will clash in a Men’s Money in the Bank Qualifying Match, and while it will be a tag team bout, only one member of the winning squad will move on to the Ladder Match for the career-changing Money in the Bank contract next month. While their issues have mainly been centered around tag team supremacy (and pancakes), the stakes have arguably never been higher for these five Superstars. Which team will claim victory? Which Superstar will join Braun Strowman, Finn Bálor, The Miz, Rusev, Bobby Roode and Kevin Owens in Chicago? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network! >Carmella to throw a Royal Mellabration tonight in London on SmackDown LIVE inb4 ambushed by totally face Charlotte and ruined or it's "Booley, this is your life" all over again Move over, Prince Harry & Meghan Markle – a Royal Mellabration is coming to London! In honor of her victory over Charlotte Flair at WWE Backlash, SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella has promised to throw herself a celebration that will blow the royal wedding out of the water. What does The Princess of Staten Island have planned for this regal party? Find out during the Royal Mellabration, tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network! >captcha: yFaECW
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WWE 205 Live preview, May 15, 2018: The Cruiserweight and U.K. divisions collide again Tonight from London, England, the Superstars of WWE 205 Live and the U.K. division will team up and compete against one another on WWE 205 Live! Plus, how will WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander respond to his upcoming title defense against Buddy Murphy? >Cruiserweights across the pond Let's pretend the UK division hasn't been on 205 for months now. Last week on WWE 205 Live, General Manager Drake Maverick informed WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander that when the most action-packed hour of television emanated from London, the Superstars of the Cruiserweight division would compete with and against the Superstars of the U.K. division. Maverick expected The Soul of WWE 205 Live to tell his fellow Cruiserweights to bring their A-game and be ready to showcase what WWE 205 Live is all about. The Superstars of the U.K. division are no strangers to WWE 205 Live. The last time the home of Cruiserweights was hosted in the United Kingdom, inaugural U.K. Champion Tyler Bate was in action, as were Mark Andrews, James Drake and Joseph Connors. Both Bate and Andrews competed in the WWE Cruiserweight Championship Tournament earlier this year, where Andrews picked up an impressive victory against Tony Nese. How will the stars of the U.K. division fare when the Cruiserweights come to their home turf this time? >Buddy Murphy earns his title opportunity Last week, WWE 205 Live General Manager Drake Maverick revealed that after NXT Superstar Buddy Murphy turned in an impressive performance against Mustafa Ali – coupled with his heated rivalry with WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander – that the Australia-native had earned the opportunity to challenge Alexander for the title on the May 29 episode of WWE 205 Live. Since making his presence felt in the WWE Cruiserweight division, Murphy has shown his dedication to competing on WWE 205 Live by jumping at every opportunity presented and working hard to maintain the bodyweight necessary to qualify for the Cruiserweight division. Although he missed out on his first opportunity at the Greatest Royal Rumble event due to missing weight, Murphy immediately rebounded and locked his sights right back on Alexander’s coveted championship. With just two weeks until the highly-anticipated contest, can Cedric maintain the momentum that has brought him unfettered success in recent months, or has Murphy figured out a way to shake The Soul of WWE 205 Live’s confidence? Don’t miss WWE 205 Live, tonight at 10/9 C on the award-winning WWE Network! MAIN EVENT I guarantee it's going to be a Curt Hawkins v Goldust match again because I doubt they did ANYTHING with the "Goldust in the MITB scene" story they teased two weeks ago, and probably "THE LUCHA COMMUNITY vs the heels" in a tag loserweight match yet again.
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>>116453 oi oi ave yew got a loicense for that toitle? thats a deadly weapon that is!
Gotta give it to the wwe. People were really looking forward to a nakamura aj feud and they did a great job crushing it and turning it into nothing more than a meme feud. 10/10 >Inb4 cien debuts, squashes sin cara, ditches vega and disappears like AoP,
>>116455 Come at me bro, you can't do worse than the feds already have.
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>>116457 Dumbass what did you do
>>116457 >Feds What did you do anon ?
>>116460 >>116461 Politics. Looking too deeply into shit they tried to hide. Knowing too much.
>naka and AJ again
>>116461 Like this?
>>116465 you also get banned if you shit talk germans. 8/pol/ and /leftypol/ are all retards obsessed with garbage german ideology.
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>>116466 /v/ is a fucking shithole too, buncha slack jawed faggots.
GET IN HERE NIGGERS
>>116467 for sure. and whoever posted that on /v/ is based.
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>>116470 >>116470 I took one for the team, both bans are me.
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>tfw this shitposting is a ploy to make smackdown the A show on /wooo/ again
>>116474 need more shane dying because it's dimes
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Buddy Murphy absolutely btfo
Alright-y-o, I've skipped the last few weeks but I'm ready to give this thing another shot. < Please don't disappoint. < Please sell anything < Please no fat pride < Please have bork slip on a banana peel and die < Please have bork die < Just kill bork < Make Wrastling Watchable Again – kill bork < Bork dies in some way that also kills roman – bonus points < Bork dies and somehow roman lives – suboptimal, but I can live with this.
>>116487 >All this bork in a borkless show >Even the bork show barely has bork
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>>116487 >implying bork would show up on the B show They already pay him like 500K per appearance, imagine dumping half a mill on an half empty arena
>>116488 > Barley any bork Every show has more minutes spent borkvertising than the entire wymns division has matches. It's utterly painful. I don't even hate him like a heel – such as The Miz who kills it at being love-to-hateable, seeing Bork wheez and have roseatia issues because he's too hangry for a jimmy john snickers up his bum. It really upsets the entire mood of everything for me. I simply cannot suspend disbelief once bork has disgraced my screen
>>116487 Prepare for disappointment lad, everything since a couple weeks before comedymania has been shit.
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>>116487 It's cool. I'm going to bury bork at summerslam.
>>116492 Thanks King Nicholas.
>>116487 < Bork whispers sweet nothings in your ear < [LOUD BOOING] all the way to the fucking bank < Most overrated and overpromoted disgrace to wrastling in memory – all time maybe? > Vince loves fucking big boy in the ass < Whatchyougonnado
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>>116494 forgot related pic
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Hai guyz! Tell me, is there any match better than 14 back to back german suplexes and f5s? Why have more than two moves? I'm the beast!
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No more bork talk please guyz
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Hai guys do u like my pets?
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What did she mean by this?
>>116499 Her scalp burns from all the bleach she's poured on it.
>>116500 Those digits tho…
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Bet you guys miss me huh?
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10 minute warning Crank out your last few yanks at these gems and get ready for the show brolievers
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Guesses on how they'll push El Idolo?
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>>116500 I thought she was a natural blonde
>>116504 They'll make him ditch Zelina and give him the Gran Metalik treatment
>>116502 Not in the slightest. GM foley was a trainwreck.
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>>116503 > Booley feet fag < PAIGE HER–*muffled sounds of cock slapping cheeks*
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>>116503 2D feet suck
>>116505 Caramel looks a bit rough without that gaudy make up but she looks 10x better.
Do I need to bring out the good shit to scare off booleyfag?
>>116511 >>116511 Gonna post ponyshit?
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>>116511 Baylay is a goddess.
>>116513 Oh I can, but I can also post even better.
>>116514 >Soyime
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>>116516 Maybe singalongs are more your style?
>>116498 my hamster is way cuter than these little faggots
>>116517 > Not Tunak Tunak < Fail.
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>>116515 You know I used to watch MLP back in the day? Fucking furries ruin everything Actual zooshit?
w@ifufags are shit. people like you are the reason WWE had to get a restraining order against that spic in Florida who kept showing up to the performance center and smearing shit on the walls
BO can you start banning all w@ifu cucks? you can even permaban me and erase the nwa flag.
Oh no smackdown is in the cUcK. Main event: Fatty McFat is going to destroy the entire mens division in a stunning display of empowerment
ANOTHER dream match?! On FREE TV?! You spoil us WWE.
>>116520 Daily reminder once you're on the ride, you're on it forever. There is no escape. Come on down to /pone/ also yes
YES! YES! YES!!
>>116521 >>116522 motion put forward and seconded. ban the w@ifufags their cancer is derailing these threads
>>116525 shit like this is only true for degenerates
>>116522 The board's slow enough as it is. Bans are reserved for shit that's actually worth banning, like people whose only post history is shilling some suspicious site or that nigger that came here spamming cp after one of the PPVs ended.
>>116522 Because this board is only for furfags now?
How the fuck is this guy so over in the uk?
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>>116522 >>116527 >REEEE I CAN'T DISCUSS MUH DUBDUBYEE IN PEEZ Nigga just hide the posts
>>116529 so we just live with the cancer until it becomes malignant and kills the board? >inb4 /wooo/ becomes /ponealt/
>Being this upset about people being hetero The gay community is out in full force.
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>>116535 We must discuss the oily muscle men play fighting in serious detail, no women allowed!
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>Cass in hot water for beating up the midget Serves him right, how long until hes let go?
>>116536 t. Vince McMahon
>>116534 >inb4 /wooo/ becomes /ponealt/ :^) I'll take action when it really warrants it, but the autismfags do contribute legitimate wrestling posts on top of being retarded. I want to keep the board comfy and light without turning it into /pol/ where just about anything is bannable.
>>116533 stay worked virgin
>>116535 hey be hetero that's just fine. but all this w@ifu worship makes you sound like grade school kids arguing over who's going to marry the Pink Power Ranger when they grow up
Dafuck is going on here? Should I get this? Is there some story going on? Or is this just dead air?
SEVENTY FIVE MINUTES
>That fucking voice Don't eat soy, kids.
>that little person I beat up OWNING IT
it's sad he's really not very good without Enzo
>>116541 Hey, how bout focus on wrastling instead of hating straight folks? I mean, these 9 minutes so far have been better than the last 14 womens matches. There are no wymn on the screen at all (unless you count DB) – should be HAP HAP HAPPY
>>116545 oh damn is that little person even alive
==NO HEAT CASS=
> "eeeeeYAHHHH" < Chugged a gallon of soy milk backstage
>>116547 how about you focus on shutting the fuck up. and this 11 minutes had been nothing special. and i say that as a Bryan mark.
Oh no, not the leg bend! Anything but the leg bend!
Big soy btfo'ddd
Takes 4 refs and HHH to BREAK up that fagfest
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>it's a "face guy effortlessly beats the heel in a beat down and does a heelish beat down on an injured body part but is still face guys totally" episode
>Carmella was the Michaels out of Enzo and Cass Been saying it since the beginning, Carmella is fucking great.
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Big Soy looking like a fucking geek
>>116556 > Not one, but TWO Women! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>116555 >Guy is bad because he's beating up the guy that beat him up
>>116554 that wasn't HHH. wasn't even Joey Mercury. just some producer hungry for camera time
>Another Aj vs nak match to build up another aj vs nak match
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>>116556 Mella is money
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Fuck yeah, New Gay is up. They're always entertaining. Please more pancake midgets thankyou.
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>>116561 You guys wanted dream matches, right?
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>>116558 Now THIS is wrestling, fuggin w@ifufags :DD
>>116560 My b. I just saw a bald middleaged man failing to sell anything and thought it was The HHimself.
>>116559 Going after injured body parts is typically a heel move. In fact, Dbry attacked Cass, Cass did nothing but talk and try to defend himself.
>>116568 Bryan can't handle the bantz.
>>116568 Can we get a heel baylay turn? And a new fitting finisher, the backwards bear hug!
>>116569 most people fueled with estrogen cant
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So, ya like DREAM MATCHES?
SPOILERS New day beats the bar Andrade beats a jobber lana vs Billie kay next week winner goes to MITB Carmella vs Asuka is the women's title match at MITB Becky beats mandy rose and sonya deville to qualify for MITB Big cass vs Samoa joe next week, winner is in MITB match Nakamura beats Styles
>>116572 holy fucking cringe who thought the stroke face gimmick was a good idea?
>>116571 Isn't he married to one of the Bellas? I remember watching an episode of their show where he installed some compost toilet (no water, you just shit and it stays there) and put it in the barn. She got really upset. Totally lovebirds!
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>>116570 She'll join the riotttttttttt Squad and use the burning hammer
FUCK YEAH!!!!! LOVE THE POWER OF POSITIVITY AND PANCAKES!
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o shit!!! He's got a fuckin plate of pancakes!!! He's jerking off an invisible dick and cumming all over the crowd! Da best! Da best!!!! GOAT!
Can someone actually explain the pancake shit?
>>116578 Nah, but Bliss is.
>>116578 oh shit here comes the redditors to defend this
>>116580 for the 100th time on this board it has to do with a lumberjack match. they were the lumberjacks. lumberjacks eat pancakes. yw
>>116580 Sticky sticky syrup all over those pancake men
>>116578 take a closer look at that snout!
That's fucking hot when he's assfucking and pulling Kofi's hair.
Da fuck a taco ad over this match? What, did they confuse The New Gay with wymns division?
>>116587 Maybe if they didn't waste 14 minutes of the show with DB getting talked at kind of mildly rude sorta-taunts.
>>116587 idk where your watching but on USA network taco bell has blasting ads for a while now.
>>116589 Taima's main stream is playing the canadian network stream, so you instead get depression ads instead.
>>116590 And drunk driving ads.
>>116591 >>116590 top fucking kek the absolute state of socialism
>>116590 some of those canuck commercials are hilariously bad
>>116593 Just wait till you get to see the Officer MILF commercial.
how is the show so far? im not at home. is it better than RAW?
They say the new day has to pick one member but what's stopping the other two from being in the match anyway?
>>116595 right at the beginning of the show Daniel Bryan castrated Big Cass using a rusty fish hook
>>116597 beats seeing roamn
Carmella the real queen of England
>literal fucking GAY COMMUNITY best buy ad Fuck canada.
>>116599 anyone is better than >dude im ric flairs daughter lmao
Crunch Cousins wrestling tonight?
>The No-Fun Allowed Brothers
Those fucking tattoos on her hands.
I heard these two bitches are closet white nationalists. Yes, even the dyke.
>>116605 who? the slam siblings?
>>116605 >dyke >nazi how?
>Paige betrays absolution
>>116605 >The Varg Vatos are nazis
>AJ makes it a bra and panties match
Is aj sterile now?
EL IDOLO
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>WWE tries to advertise the network in canada by using jhon seanuh
i never watched NXT when Almas was on it. he any good or just another token beaner?
>>116611 probably since all japs exude radiation doesnt matter though since he has kids
>>116614 i just watched one nxt and only like lars sullivan everyone else board the fuck out of me
>Chad shilling anti smoking
>>116607 EL EAGLE-O
>>116614 He's fucking great. On the main roster he'll probably be average at best.
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>>116614 That match where he won the title by virtue of McIntyre getting injured in that Takeover PPV was pretty goo.
>>116614 >not watching the person who helped naito become ungovernable
>Random jobber for fucking cien >Not even sin cara or tye
This jobber stoles taka's ring gear.
>>116620 was that the hour long match that had like a year build up?
>>116623 HORY FUCK
Ddt win
Decent first match for Alberto del…I mean Almas
>Tfw ziggy went to ram just when cien came up
Android Cyan Almost
Remember when lana was going to be a wrestler?
>>116630 And then she sucked harder than Paige.
>>116630 Just just said she's going to wrestle a match.
>>116624 Don't know, don't watch NXT. Just catch some of the Takeover events.
>>116630 this bitch needs to pick an accent and stick with it
>>116578 Just a reminder that this is here.
>Tfw becky is jobbing again >>116632 Just as I clicked new reply
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>>116627 i swear any promo he is in makes me not watch it. stopped watching wwe when del cucko was there, stopped even giving a fuck about (((impact))) when they gave him a belt on his first show.
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WWE cant go to the uk without doing some cringy stereotypical shit.
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>cringy britbong royality celebration meme for a jew yorker
>>116640 I personally quite enjoy the disrespect the English receive every time they are there.
>>116640 In ten years instead of the town cryer they'll have some muslim shah come out and start wailing.
And for christ's sake Carmella's theme is fucking terrible.
>America
>>116644 My neck
>>116644 It fits her. In fact it's one of the few themes in the wwe that actually feels like it was made for the person using it instead of a one size fits all.
>inb4 Britain completely turns into Bongistan and women aren't allowed to wrestle there
This primo os fucking garbage
>Better than Bliss DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE QUEEN
>>116644 bootleg fancy
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >Paige comes out to shit up the celebration and she can't even take a bump
just got home holy fuck paige looks JUST
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>ywn lick Carmellas tummy
>>116650 >doesn't mention Asuka because she knows based Asska will murder her
fucking CRINGE still better than charles
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>Oscar getting a title shot for no reason Fuck outta here
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>get btfo because MUH RIC FLAIR'S DAUGHTER >still get used as the boogeyman
>>116657 worried your w@ifu will be buried by Asska?
AZHAY STYROOS
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What happened to "no speaky engris"?
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>>116659 I'm just wondering why she gets a title shot for no reason. When she retains, another loss won't look good for Oscar.
>>116661 He took a course.
i legit have no idea what naka just said and i never not have had captions on since 90s spiderman cartoon
>>116662 i imagine there's a good chance they'll have her retain but not without some kinda fuckery ending. in any other situation Asuka would peel off get skin and wear it as a fake tan suit.
>>116664 SHITTER SHATTERED
Check 'em.
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>Cean and nikki actually lied about their BREAKup just for a reality show
>>116666 Digits claimed for Mella >>116667 >>116668 >mfw
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GOIN HARD AT THE HARDEES
>Steampunk >No steam
JOB OOOOH OOOH OOOOOOOOH
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>>116667 webm related please do as >>116670 asks
wew I'm liking Mandy's new intro.
mandy has a goat intro tbh fams >>116673 holu fack if she would stop with the duck face i would shill
>>116676 She's winning this one. I didn't check the spoilers but I think either mandy or the dyke will end up screwing the other.
>>116677 >webm >png
S O N Y A
>generic entrance music 4
>goat intro >ruined by sonya blade fuck you vince
SEIZURE WARNING
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>>116682 I like her but that theme really sucks compared to Mandys
i mean even before leak they were pushing becky since before wrestlemania and i knew she was going to starting getting victories wont be surprised if she has the belt soon.
>Womens case obviously smaller than the mens WOW
>>116688 Too heavy.
>>116686 she looks better now than in this pic.
>this is the second to last match of the show
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those names in the womens mitb fucking blehhhhh
>>116686 Mandy is alright, Sonya is what ronda wishes she was.
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>Styles vs Nakamura >for the FIRST time
>>116693 Bliss is stinking up the whole match, she'll have to get carried or else it's another 2 star special.
>>116695 *on Smackdown Live
>>116694 for sure ronda was fighting literal random street hos. her career was a literal work and dana took a page straight from vince's book
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I can't wait for the main event match to be the exact same as every other identical AJ vs Nakamura match.
>>116698 Yep, all it took was one legit kickboxer who had a base amount of strategy and she was put down.
>more posts than RAM We did it, Smackdown is the A show again!
>Lana in a fight
>joe gonna eat cass OOOOOHHHHJJHHJJHHHHHHHHHHH >>116700 and it was sweet. in fact i only started to respect womens mma after ronda got beat the fuck up
>>116701 it's not like Raw is setting the bar that high
>>116630 Well, the hope still in it.
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>>116704 Sh-shut the fuck up!
BILLIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>iiconics >brit soyims seething >>116701 all me tbh
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ORE NO CHIKARA
Ryback pyro gets me everytime
>inb4 arm to balls
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THEY DONT WANT NONE
>>116709 My God I forgot about that trainwreck. They had the biggest year they ever had then took a BREAK for a year. Now it's dead.
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>yet another ad
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>Traded to SD Live >Do nothing Not even Brendan is this /just/
>>116714 You'd think jew Gulak would appreciate the milking of people's money.
>sy fi literally saying nerd on a usa network commercial losers are officially normies
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>>116715 Smackdown doesn't even get on Main Event (which really should be more than two matches and replays). What do they even do? House shows? Dark matches?
>>116717 at least it's not as bad as these coca cola commercials that make me want to stick ice picks into my eyes and ears
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>taima stream is shitting itself just in time for the main event
>local commercial >shilling herself sounded like a retard when she was little kids talking like idiots is not cute you ugly fucking sociopath
>>116719 one was literally just on again
AJ with that botch. God does not these two to wrestle each other anymore.
>>116718 midget flippy shit live brother hh
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>ANOTHER ad
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COMMERCIALDOWN LIVE
>anti smoking commercial >light up a cig asap fuck phy ops good thing i want to die though
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>stream is so shit it keeps freezing on FIBER OPTIC
>there's a contract in every cigarette a smooth, relaxing contract to take my ass to Marlboro country
>not smoking a pipe plebs
>>116728 aint your fiber then fam not as much as your download as it is their up data
>>116729 a different time
>she thinks it's going to be easy, but…………….. it's not WHAT A PROFOUND FUCKING STATEMENT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE PEOPLE THAT WATCH THIS TRASH MUST BE BOTTOM FEEDERS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
>>116733 >Getting worked by commercials
>>116733 honestly if i was Bryan i would've hung myself with my own beard a long time ago for having to put up with that
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>>116734 I'll work you mothefucker.
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>>116736 Fight me
seriously fuck this shit. after this im gonna try and those aj vs abyss matches. literally his best imo.
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>>116738 B-but 205 Live is up next!
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>>116739 >tfw general manager of flippy shit live
>>116737 is that a drawing of dys?
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For a second there it almost looked like Nakamura's head got busted open, but I guess his face is just red. >>116741 >making drawings of board owners
these chants have to be edited
>>116741 It's (((/v/)))'s board owner Mark
>this is awesome chant bongs have no fucking taste. and they wonder why their country is being "culturally enriched"
oh wow what a surprising change of pace instead of a groin shot it's a pretend groin shot into a fakeout
When is the next time we can watch good wrestling?
cringe most of already knew he would win though
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>>116747 You can watch some right now for only $7 a month!
>>116747 RIGHT NOW on 205 Live™!
HA HA, TIME FOR THE A SHOW!
>>116744 for real? his he the one responsiblenfor banning all the bing yahoo posters? i legit thought he was the /tv/ bo.
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>>116753 205 has unironically been a better show than the main roster for a while.
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>>116747 September 1st
>some nobody "Kenny Williams" has a higher quality intro song with better sounding guitars than most of the regular roster
>>116754 is the crowd always this gassed?
>>116757 It's cruiserweights after two hours of smackdown, so it's generally even worse than hour 3 of raw for the crowd.
>OHHHHHH FUCK That's not PG, Kalisto.
fuck it ima put on 205 live
>>116759 i recognize TJP and Kalisto but who are the other soy numales?
the absolute fucking state of kalisto
>205 live >not even live >announcers sound drunk not sure how to feel
>>116763 Someone tell him to stop fucking his back on the ropes.
>>116762 Tyler Bate from the UK division and some somebody
IT WAS THE LOOPING
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I wonder if this will be the opposite of the last time WWE was in the UK and they'll have the UK guys not get utterly btfo by the rest of the talent.
>>116765 as soon as it came on he was on the top ropes and was literally shaking like a diabetic and then botched. at least the crowd is reacting, which is getting them worked in ring.
Bate looks like a midget that got normal supposed legs surgically grafted on
Reminder that Bate is a tranny lover
give me the rundown on tyler
>master bate wins lol >no freakout by TJP
>>116772 He's a faggot that likes trannies.
Buddy Murphy looks like a guy that got thrown on 205 with a possibly not-actually-reaching-the-required-limit status because they couldn't be bothered to even put him in the jobber spots on the main roster.
>smackdown was legit better than raw >2 hour show was that i only seen 55 minutes of was better than the 2.5 hours of Raw i watched >watching 205 live >rhodes and big dimes corgan btfo out of the industry this fucking timeline lars sullivan gets the strap and im freaking out fam
wait, so cedric btfo of the sun zero fidget spinner paki but they're friends?
i feel like if there was different announcers this would be better. these dudes are josh mathews tier. speaking of shit announcers those fucks almost ruined the aldis vs dreamer match. dreamer btfo of austin idol with his own belt made it worth it though.
ali is fucking roman tier
>britbongs lose the second match to an arab
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>brits cheer for the paki
>>116778 Nigel and the other guy alone weren't too bad. The addition of Percy as the third wheel wasn't necessary nor very good.He seems to not even talk very often. MAIN EVENT TIME HEY GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS I WAS RIGHT LUCHA COMMUNITY VS THE HEELS TAG TEAM MATCH
>PURE KIKE fuck off >kofi is so shit they have to use old samples of jr and jerry from 10 years ago fuck off
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Hey guess what? Luchawinslol
fuck didn't pay attention that was supposed to be a wrestling image ree
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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BREEZANGO
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>the gay community vs the gay community
>instead of telling assholes to stop getting pets they dont give a fuck about, give people money to take care of abused animals that get killed 90 percent of the time this shit is getting canceled after i watch steiners wcw reign.
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Buriedval got btfo by the fashion files crew, and that's it for tonight's show.
>>116790 Wait, nevermind, apparently that was last week's shit and there's another set of main event matches.
>>116791 they're both on raw fam
>get pissed over 205 live and shit wwe ads >put on wcw >see bret cringe
Cedric Alexander vs Tony Nese first match of this week's Main Event. >>116792 No, I mean Taima is playing two weeks' worth of Main Event matches.
Who would have guessed? The face Cedric won.
Second match of this week's Main event: Curt Hawkins vs ??? Starting with a promo.
>>116796 Inb4 goldust
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MAIN EVENT RYDER
Ryder actually almost lost to Hawkins.
Ryder ends the show with a mini promo proclaiming he wants to be in the MITB scene.
>flair challenged benoit >not [redacted] maybe wwe network isnt that bad lol
BAH GAWD WHAT'S PERRY SATURN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!!??
>>116520 >the booley/jewby/footfag actually is a horsefucker
>>116802 Cocaine, Maggle. He's doing cocaine.
Stupid tasteless fucks. AJ vs Nakamura is awesome.
>>116744 is this the new member of LIJ
>>116809 youre a pleb
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>>116804 >He said while being a proper horsefucker I don't watch the shit anymore
>>116809 AJ vs Nakamura in New Japan was awesome. So far in WWE it's been shit finish city.
>>116825 >implying you can use that against me I win by default. What season did you drop out in? You're missing nothing but pain by skipping season 8. Daily reminder you're here forever.
>this much degeneracy
>>116829 WWE fucks won't let them do more moves.
>>116837 >watching past season 1
>>116860 Season 2 was actually better and some of 3 and 4 are pretty ok.
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>three hour smackdowns
>>116871 >>116872 YES FINALLY Now all that extra talent on Smackdown that does nothing at all has an extra hour to be used, and it's not like Smackdown has Main Event to put bottom carders on.
>>116881 >Now all that extra talent on Smackdown that does nothing at all has an extra hour to be used What's really going to happen is they'll stretch everything out like on ram.
>>117045 A work? Or his controversy with the midget making the bookers play a little too rough with him?
>>117045 WHATS LARGE CASSIDY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
>>116744 I would pay money to watch this
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>>117189 may 30th


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