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G1 CLIMAX THREAD #1 Boliever 07/13/2018 (Fri) 14:28:04 Id: 3663ef No. 121462
IT'S SUMMER TIME SO IT'S G1 TIME BOYS HELL FUCKING YEAH! I hope all of you are ready to kill your sleep schedule and cancel your late night plans cause we got a STACKED tourney this year. and who even knows who is making it to the finals. Let's stop BSing it's schedule time NJPW PRESENTS G1 CLIMAX 28 BE A SURVIVOR all the times are in japan time sorry A BLOCK – Saturday, July 14 – Tokyo – Ota General Gymnasium (Opening Day)– 18:30 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Minoru Suzuki Togi Makabe vs. YOSHI-HASHI Michael Elgin vs. EVIL Kazuchika Okada vs. Jay White Bad Luck Fale vs. Hangman Page B BLOCK – Sunday, July 15 – Tokyo – Ota General Gymnasium – 15:00 Juice Robinson vs. Tama Tonga Hirooki Goto vs. SANADA Tomohiro Ishii vs. Toru Yano Kenny Omega vs. Tetsuya Naito Koba Ibushi vs. Zack Sabre Jr. A BLOCK – Monday, July 16 – Hokkaido – Hokkaido Prefectural Sports Center Hokkai Kitayell – 18:00 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Jay White Togi Makabe vs. Minoru Suzuki Michael Elgin vs. Hangman Page Kazuchika Okada vs. Bad Luck Fale YOSHI-HASHI vs. EVIL B BLOCK – Thursday, July 19 – Tokyo – Korakuen Hall – 18:30 Juice Robinson vs. Kota Ibushi Hirooki Goto vs. Kenny Omega Tomohiro Ishii vs. Tetsuya Naito Toru Yano vs. Zack Sabre Jr. SANADA vs. Tama Tonga A BLOCK – Friday, July 20 – Tokyo – Korakuen Hall – 18:30 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Bad Luck Fale Togi Makabe vs. EVIL Michael Elgin vs. Jay White Kazuchika Okada vs. Hangman Page YOSHI-HASHI vs. Minoru Suzuki B BLOCK – Saturday, July 21 – Tokyo – Korakuen Hall – 18:30 Juice Robinson vs. Tetsuya Naito Hirooki Goto vs. Tomohiro Ishii Toru Yano vs. Kota Ibushi Kenny Omega vs. Tama Tonga SANADA vs. Zack Sabre Jr.
[Expand Post] A BLOCK – Sunday, July 22 – Tokyo – Hachioji Esforta Arena – 16:30 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Hangman Page Togi Makabe vs. Kazuchika Okada Michael Elgin vs. YOSHI-HASHI Jay White vs. Minoru Suzuki EVIL vs. Bad Luck Fale B BLOCK – Thursday, July 26 – Niigata – Aore Nagaoka – 18:30 Juice Robinson vs. Kenny Omega Hirooki Goto vs. Toru Yano Tomohiro Ishii vs. Zack Sabre Jr. Tetsuya Naito vs. Tama Tonga SANADA vs. Kota Ibushi A BLOCK – Friday, July 27 – Shizuoka – Act City Hamamatsu – 18:30 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Togi Makabe Michael Elgin vs. Minoru Suzuki Kazuchika Okada vs. YOSHI-HASHI Jay White vs. Bad Luck Fale EVIL vs. Hangman Page B BLOCK – Saturday, July 28 – Aichi – Aichi Prefectural Gymnasium – 18:00 Juice Robinson vs. Toru Yano Hirooki Goto vs. Tetsuya Naito Tomohiro Ishii vs. Kota Ibushi Kenny Omega vs. SANADA Tama Tonga vs. Zack Sabre Jr. A BLOCK – Monday, July 30 – Kagawa – Takamatsu City General Gymnasium Arena 1 – 19:00 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. YOSHI-HASHI Togi Makabe vs. Bad Luck Fale Michael Elgin vs. Kazuchika Okada Jay White vs. Hangman Page EVIL vs. Minoru Suzuki B BLOCK – Wednesday, Aug. 1 – Kagoshima – Kagoshima Arena – 18:30 Juice Robinson vs. SANADA Hirooki Goto vs. Kota Ibushi Tomohiro Ishii vs. Tama Tonga Toru Yano vs. Tetsuya Naito Kenny Omega vs. Zack Sabre Jr. A BLOCK – Thursday, Aug. 2 – Fukuoka – Fukuoka Public Gymnasium – 18:30 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. EVIL Togi Makabe vs. Hangman Page Michael Elgin vs. Bad Luck Fale Kazuchika Okada vs. Minoru Suzuki Jay White vs. YOSHI-HASHI B BLOCK – Saturday, Aug. 4 – Osaka – Osaka Prefectural Gymnasium (Edion Arena Osaka) – 17:00 Juice Robinson vs. Zack Sabre Jr. Hirooki Goto vs. Tama Tonga Tomohiro Ishii vs. Kenny Omega Toru Yano vs. SANADA Tetsuya Naito vs. Koba Ibushi A BLOCK – Sunday, Aug. 5 – Osaka – Osaka Prefectural Gymnasium (Edion Arena Osaka) – 15:00 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Michael Elgin Togi Makabe vs. Jay White Kazuchika Okada vs. EVIL YOSHI-HASHI vs. Bad Luck Fale Hangman Page vs. Minoru Suzuki B BLOCK – Wednesday, Aug. 8 – Kanagawa – Yokohama Cultural Gymnasium – 18:30 Juice Robinson vs. Tomohiro Ishii Hirooki Goto vs. Zack Sabre Jr. Toru Yano vs. Kenny Omega Kota Ibushi vs. Tama Tonga Tetsuya Naito vs. SANADA A BLOCK – Friday, Aug. 10 – Tokyo – Nippon Budokan – 18:30 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada Togi Makabe vs. Michael Elgin Jay White vs. EVIL YOSHI-HASHI vs. Hangman Page Bad Luck Fale vs. Minoru Suzuki B BLOCK – Saturday, Aug. 11 – Tokyo – Nippon Budokan – 18:30 Juice Robinson vs. Hirooki Goto Tomohiro Ishii vs. SANADA Toru Yano vs. Tama Tonga Kenny Omega vs. Kota Ibushi Tetsuya Naito vs. Zack Sabre Jr. FINALS – Sunday, Aug. 12 – Tokyo – Nippon Budokan – 15:00 A Block winner vs. B Block winner Rey Mysterio vs Pro Wrestler Sengoku Enbu
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Also not sure if I made this clear enough ==THE G1 STARTS TONIGHT/TOMORROW MORNING FAGGOTS==
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>>121463 fuck you red text G1 climax Starts TONIGHT
>>121464 FUCK 'EM
Yaaas G1 My pics for the finals was going to be Switchblade vs Kota Ibotchi but after the whole JR thing they might make him job the entire tourney. Tama Tonga will have a standout G1, and will probably pin Kenny for a PPV match later this year. Also my boi hangman page better at least get 2 wins for his first G1… I missed the Press Con live so I will watch it now in the background. https://youtu.be/iorzuWccttA My goal for this G1 is to watch every Switchblade, Kenny Omega, Tama Tonga, and Hangman match, even if its after live. The gook matches can get skipped for my sanity.
bruh look at this dood LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD good for kazoo to fully embrace his new comedy gimmick
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>>121468 He's gone back to the same hair colour he had when he first won the IWGP heavyweight belt.
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Nagata jobs to a bing wahoo
>jay just fuckign leaves holy based okada getting pinned clean tonite boys
>>121474 >go home pissed off and let down Then I'd just watch WWE, Jay.
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What did he mean by this?
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what sort of big wins is /ourpitbull/ gonna get?
>>121478 Based ZSJ is gonna make him tap
>>121479 He never taps, ZSJ already put him in a submission and made the ref stop their match last year.
>>121474 Jay's been upping his suit game.
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>>121467 >not wanting to watch the Ace, Ishii, Juice, or Suzuki >would rather watch the bullet club drama
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Will Makabe get the old man treatment this year?
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>>121462 >all the times are in japan time sorry LOUD BOOING Times EST: July 14 - 5:30 July 15 - 2:00 July 16 - 5:00 July 19 - 5:30 July 20 - 5:30 July 21 - 5:30 July 22 - 3:30 July 26 - 5:30 July 27 - 5:30 July 28 - 5:00 July 30 - 6:00 Aug 1 - 5:30 Aug 2 - 5:30 Aug 4 - 4:00 Aug 5 - 2:00 Aug 8 - 5:30 Aug 10 - 5:30 Aug 11 - 5:30 Aug 12 - 2:00
>>121489 >>121489 Thanks brother I was making this thread at like 6 am and didn't want to convert it all. I appreciate it
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WHO'S READY EVEN IF I'M AN HOUR AND TEN MINUTES EARLY?
>>121493 BROTHER
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>>121493 yeaaah boooooi
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>>121488 No he's too poplah.
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>>121496 Glad he's fucking okay.
>>121496 >head flying off into the stars
My picks for tonight. Who I want to win not who I think will win.
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7 MINS
>>121499 Suzuki already beat Tana this year.
>>121501 Tana's been losing the opening match for at least 2 years now, granted both of them were to newcomers to establish them like Sanada and ZSJ.
>>121502 or other surprises. Suzuki beating Tana wouldn't be a surprise since he's confirmed main event level now.
this intro is kino
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I just realized it's been a year since I jumped ship from WWE to NJPW.
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Extreme Rules is tomorrow and you are free to watch it on the WWE Network for your first month.
Hey Jado's back!
last time i saw gaydo he was taking the pins looks like he is here to offically hand the torch to henaray >kevin kelly suggesting that henary might join Firing Squad
>>121507 With new pants.
Why does Jado rip off Ric Flair
>>121509 He's also doing the therapy shit Nagata did for the last G1.
>>121510 Why does Yano rip off RVD?
>>121512 NJPW a hack
>>121499 what site are you getting this pick em thing from?
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>G1 Climax C Block is Henare and Finlay
Choko almost lost to a rookie
Jado is a booker as well right?
The gay community implodes
>SHO vs YOH Nice
At least LIJ isn't at civil war
>>121521 Nothing unites a band like one of you landing on your neck
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>Yoh and Yano on Okada's side >Tanaka and Ishii on Switchblade's side this BREAK up angle would be neat. Kevin Kelly should be a booker
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>Yano actually doing moves
Gold boi showed no fucking mercy to silver boi.
ishii and sho make a good team
GORILLA TAC DICKS
>jews n boots
>Finlay chants
>>121530 Nips love Kenny so yeah
Swearing GOD is best GOD
Shit that was fast.
"Gotcha" –finlay's last words
JUST
HE IS
DARE DEATH CAR?
ZACK SABRE TIME
PURPLE STARRRRR
Golden Pimp Yujiro
Poor Yujiro
>>121541 At least he's pinning someone today.
Holy shit Ibushi is looking REAL JACKED
>>121543 All that extra protein from drinking Kenny's semen
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>face yujiro means no whores
>>121542 Neverfuckingmind
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Michinoku Driver!
ZSJ INHERITING THE MICHINOKU DRIVER FROM HIS FATHER TAKA MICHINOKU
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Yujiro should go to LIJ
>"I got bored of being the best technical wrestler in the world I'm gonna start doing everything" Damn zack
Oh shit its professional PUBG stream chase owens.
Gee I wonder which one is more over.
Wow kenny thats really racists I'm gonna complain at him on twitter.
Sanada push when?
>>121555 Ebiru's the one getting pushed.
>>121556 Evil got pushed last year when he pinned Okada. Sanada is pinning Omega and getting a title shot brother.
KENNY JOINS LIJ HEELTURN
>>121558 Evil went to naito's rescue after the IC title match so he's probably winning it back.
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Ah I miss the G1 music
>>121560 >Evil beating Chris Jericho Always figured that they canned that and Tanahashi would be the one to beat Jericho for the belt
okay actual matches time now boys
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>Yoshi hashi vs makabe
>starting off the big kick ass tourney with yoshi hashi >he still has his gay staff
>Yoshi Hashi and not Taichi ya blew it, meji
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>dubbed over
>CFO$ does it again
Yoshi hashi is literally wrestling a taichi match right now minus the personality
whoever loses this, their career is basically over
I forgot how much better people show up for the G1.
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>it's actually decent
yoshi is pretty impressive so far but you can tell he is gonna get hit by one flying knee and get pinned by old stars
>>121573 yoshi hashi moved over
Poor yoshi did more in this match than the rest of the year combined.
>>121573 yup. rip tacos
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>mfw this'll probably be better than most of the matches at Extreme Rules
Nu japan is doing a really shit job at hiding makabe's real theme.
Wonder if this will be Makabe's only win in the g1
Fale's looking slim.
FUCK EM
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>>121578 I wonder who's behind the production.
Wow he got to say his name without getting beat up
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>Hungmans theme
*crikets*
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>>121580 He is getting thinnn and back into rugby/young lion mode. Will be good for long matches.
>>121584 Even Fale was bored of it
HUNGMAN PAYYGEEEE
Thin Fale is pretty decent.
Just like my american sports entertainment
You wanted OGBC? Well OGBC was full of interference like this.
Hangman still won boyssss Also classic bullet club is back >yujiro didnt come out to save hangman must be pimping
>>121591 im lovin it milano
>inb4 this remains Page's only victory in the g1
>>121592 Must be still hurting from the Michinoku driver
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>its a "evil's mom is in the crowd" match EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rip my njpw stream
njpw world ain't working for me now, anyone know any better streams?
Ebiru no
well shit based big mike
>Remix Why though?
i dont like this remix
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>using the shitty new theme
ok no stream is working for me
ayy myboi despy is there
>>121606 shit me too
>>121608 I think mine is just my internet deciding to fuck up.
>It's a tana's leg turn into gravy match
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>STF on Tana
I'm getting really fucking pissed
fuck my internet
>dont go for the gotch <goes for the gotch Suzuki the absolute madman
>>121613 Have you tried restarting everything? Internet, browser, pc
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>internet speed test >1.19 >upload is like 16
>Tfw misu in too much pain to beat up young bois
someone tell me who fucking won, so I can go. my internet download a shit
>>121618 Tana.
ok ace won, fuck my shitty internet I'm going
>Inb4 barnett run in
depressed okada becomes wacky okada, i guess this is how he is coping with not being the champ again. Like a mid career crisis.
>>121621 [Joins Suzuki-Gaijin-Gun and heelhooks Jay after the match]
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Jay is gonna Make Chaos Heel Again
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>breathe with the switchblade <JR has a bruised lung and has trouble breathing it all makes sense now
>>121625 Are you in the crowd?
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>>121626 Heh, I wish.
white appropriating the cobra clutch
jay better say cunt in his post-match victory promo to the crowd
Ah shit more BROKEN ribs.
inb4 Don Callis run in
uh oh
Get it together red choose.
Nintendo switchblade's takeover of chaos is starting.
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SWITCHBASED
1961 9 6 1
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fuck alla you
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They really are the Reddit Club
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Elgin/EVIL was easily MOTN
Loving this new theme
>>121642 female sanada looking great
Its G1! I got my chicken tendies and its time to fuckign party. It starts now right I didnt get the time wrong did I???
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I'm not ded, and am totally on time.
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I hope my Dad is a Heel has english subs. I dont watch animatie but this is an exception
why are G1 Climax intros always the most kino compared to most others?
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My Picks fite me
faggots got so mad on twitter when Elgin won last night.
Wait is it just me and Rin tonight?
>>121654 hey nippa just us huh
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>>121655 *just us weebs
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>>121656 ayo i aint a web i only watch the guychins
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But seriously I hope we at least get more people during the g1 matches. I think they forgot about the time schedule.
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>Tanaka tagging with jobbi hashi >Tanaka not tagging with jay Hwaito hurrdurr gEdo is a GoOd boOkEr
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>>121660 Hey he's playing 4d chess.
>>121661 Jay better be winning tonight if sho michaels had to job to evol
>>121662 idk about that but he's at least winning the G1 match I think
Is he ever gonna go back to the old theme?
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>dubbed over
>>121664 "Suzuki could come out to God Save the Queen and still be scary" http://crossfade.io/#!/frcjtr73lc >>121663 I hope so
SUZUKI NATION
>>121667 He's probably gonna lose unless they want another shocker.
>>121668 *win sorry
Don Callis is the goat of commentators
i watched that suzuki comm kick like 5 times spot of the night
>>121670 I wouldn't know, I'm listening to the high energetic nips.
>Okada hitting young lions with Balloons goofy okada is the best okada
how come people aren't here on a Saturday night? Do they have church or something?
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>>121672 <>listening to nips instead of glorious callis
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that camera shot was nippino
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>>121675 <low energy english
>it's a heel's hate the ace's leg match
damn missed half the match of my boi jay my roomate tried to steal my dumbells without asking me so I picked his door and took them back. he is a chinaman and will be going back to china fuck that chink. ok back to the japanino. Hopefully jay gets his win back from WK12 from Tanner tomorro
Jay White joining Suzuki gun when?
based jay btfo yohetty
>>121680 y'mean Jay-gun
>>121681 And you said Gedo was a bad booker.
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I guess everyone is too stupid to join.
>>121685 or nujapnetty is not a draw GET THE TARPS
Based Rocco Romery making fun or JR's bumpspot
>>121687 Isn't JR seriously injured?
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>>121688 yeah he cant BREATHE
lol Ishii pulled a Yano.
HOEASS MUFFIN
They are announcing them as Bullet Club OG and Bullet Club Elite
>>121692 Yeah, I noticed this too.
Shit I missed rock dog vs yano, I'm gonna have to catch that later.
>>121694 Yano is showing up a bit. Also where were you slowpoke?
>>121695 Sleeping.
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GUUUUUUUN STUUUUUUN
TONGA TAKING OVER
There's the next us title match.
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"Leave it to the OGs tp set things STRAIGHT"
Sanada got the three get VAR on this.
That was pretty good.
I bet despy is sad he doesnt get to come out with his boyfriend anymore.
>>121705 He's a champioo right now, so it's fine.
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>>121705 Sad. He has to follow Suzuki around and get bullied and 'trained' by him
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>this match
okay finally it's good
This match brought to you by the gay community.
skinny britbong BTFO
Okay, if Zach didn't beat Ibushi. Then Naito is winning.
"The defending champion Tetsuya Naito" god dammit kevin
>>121715 He's talking about the G1.
Did kenny forget his roids?
That looked really safe for what it was.
>>121718 Yeah, just hit the arm of a chair it seems.
this is pretty good
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THE ONE WINGED PEDIGREE
Holy shit dude.
BESTO BOUTO MACHINUUUUU
Was Naito trying not to be tranquilo again?
So when are the shockers gonna happen?
>>121725 At least he didnt go for the stardust press.
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(Translated form Japanese) "Tetsuya Naito had a horseshoe up his ass. I told him that a year ago. I pulled that sumbitch out, and I beat him over the head with it. WOOO. " What did Kenny "Japs are lazy" Omega mean by this?
>>121728 It's leading to The Ace redemption arc. Which ace idk, I'll get back to you on that.
Kenny picking jado as his opponent confirmed.
>>121730 >implying this isn't a way for Gedo to book himself into the main event of WK
kenny chooses his opponent
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(translated from Japanese) "Let me tell you something! I walked into this building and watched the heavyweight disasters from the beginning. Zacksabre’s a piece of shit. Sanada is a piece of shit. G1, I’m coming for you motherfucker!"
>>121733 thanks for the laugh
15 mins guys
Was watching on mobile the last two days since I wasn't home, who is reporting in for day 3?
>>122067 Good to see you around, Taguchi anon (are you claiming #1, 2 or 3. I think there are 3 of you regularly).
>>122068 I'm the Tanahashi mark
>>122068 although I haven't seen much of the flag from others.
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>no sound
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wtf was that?
So Suzuki dude how was Extreme Rules for you?
henlo am here >god beating up henaeie and not recruiting him to the niger club
>>122074 You're implying Tongans get along with kiwis.
>Rick Flair knockoff
So uh you guys gonna be more lively during the actual g1 matches?
I LOVE WRESTLING YANO
>>122075 same ting >>122077 more likely to fall asleep for me
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Help me Rin-chan. I'm a stupid fucking nigger who can't sleep cause he napped earlier for 30 minutes and can't fall back asleep. I got school in 4 hours. Summer school. HAELP.
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>>122081 Nigger go to sleep.
>>122081 BE A SURVIVOR. thats all i got really.
>>122082 >>122083 I must be survivor to watch the stench of Extreme Rules off. And I only saw one match of Extreme Rules.
>>122084 Sleep can help though.
>>122085 So can fapping.
>>122084 i didnt watch might watch alexa with a stick but thats it
>>122087 >Alexa with a stick Oh? What kind of stick? :3
>>122087 I heard the ammoyed everyone watching from home. If so that's awesome.
>>122073 Honestly, I missed Extreme Rules due to work. I couldn't tell you a current WWE storyline, I think I fell off the wagon about 2 months ago? I need to catch up, is the NXT stuff with Gargano still good? Fun match there (LIJ vs Ishii and Sho for the people catching up later), Ishii vs Naito promises to be fun.
>>122090 I have no idea, I was just asking how the show was.
>>122089 I didn't realize Rollins and Ziggler was the main event. So I was caught off guard when the show ended. Plus the match's story telling and pacing sucked. The crowd trolling with the clock was great though.
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>>122088 lexidimes and the kendo of course.
Hey cool it's an old grumpy japanese man and his homosexual son.
>>122094 I want a show with Goto and Yoh now.
Looks like winning the title cheered kenny up, he doesn't look borderline suicidal anymore.
>>122091 PAGING SOMEONE WHO WATCHED EXTREME RULES TO HELP PEOPLE WHO FELL OF THE WAGON WAS IT WUUUUUUUURF ITTTTTT?
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also my picks which are always right and not biased
>>122099 >Tana-White literally too close to call Neat.
>>122099 Tana mark here, sadly Tana's last match entire story was about his leg so it makes sense for him to lose.
This match is pretty fun tbqh.
I still think its funny how a chubby jobber like chase has such a killer finisher.
>>122103 It is potentially dangerous.
>>122093 When you said stick the first time, it sounded lewd for some reason. Oh gawd haelp me…
G1 matches now
I was pondering two things while working today, concerning Reddit. I'm not exactly a redditor, so I might just be missing something obvious in that land of salt and soylent, but why do they seem to not be fond of Goto or Yano? Help me lads, I've never really been concerned by anything regarding that godforsaken site, but I can't kill this query in my mind.
wait is this intermission?
>>122107 Because one guy they find boring and the other is beats guys they like in the g1.
>>122107 They probably don't like comedy matches and I guess goto is pretty boring until he starts wrestling.
>>122108 Intermission isn't long on G-1, they are already back to matches. >>122109 >>122110 How is Goto boring? I honestly can't see that, the lad had a very bad feud last year vs Suzuki (barring the Wrestle Kingdom finale, which was kino, the feud was admittedly poor). I also find it surprising that they wouldn't like comedy, if there was one classic match style that I thought that reddit might be able to grok, it would be comedy matches. Live and learn, I guess. Pick for Elgin vs Page? I think this one is an Elgin win, Page got the DQ win from Fale and Elgin should go somewhat deep.
>>122111 >How is Goto boring? Note that I said he's boring before he starts wrestling, he's great when he gets going but he doesn't immediately grab people.
>>122105 oh its definitely for the lewd i wouldn't watch it for any other reason ok enuf about the E, I lost interest after that shitshow of an AJ/Naks feud
>>122113 Yes back to the company that knows how to book feuds even if they take decades.
>>122112 I guess that Goto is less appealing to people who either haven't followed the product a long time (fucker has had an arc to go with the best of them) and whose understanding of Japanese culture doesn't go beyond Ken-Sama pasta levels.
>>122115 They also don't like Elgin
ok page is pretty good
>>122116 Don't like him for different reasons.
>>122116 I know about that one, but I fully expect Reddit to join a witch hunt while legal actions are still underway. I asked about Goto and Yano because I didn't know why they didn't like him. On the topic of Elgin, great match there between Elgin and Page. Both men brought their best and their styles worked surprisingly well. Liking this new svelte Elgin.
FAGGOTS SEETHING OVER ELGIN
Where's the scythe evil?
>>122121 couldn't get through airport security
I swear Yoshihashi has the worst theme of all time
Damn we're being robbed of a stick vs scythe match.
BOTCH
WINNER. IS. EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tacos lost again but at least he didnt die in that botch.
>>122127 Why is he called Tacos?
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>Remixed
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>dubbed
>>122129 >Suzuki likes it Be prepared to hear a whole lot more of it. Wasn't available for the Yoshi-Ebiru match, what was the botch?
Fucking state of this dubbing. >>122128 It's what nakamura called him.
TIME FOR BEST OLD MAN MATCH, by the way.
Suzuki ain't taking this seriously enough, he is using forearms instead of slaps/open hand chops.
>>122133 i wish yoshi and eviru suffer career ending injuries
Marty's getting the shit kicked out of him today.
Add Makabe to the list of people who I need to know why Reddit hate. Do they just not like big hard hitting guy wrestlers?
I'm surprised Makabe doesn't have diabetes yet.
Mover over old stars.
>People thought this would be a bad match
DUBBED MAN WINS
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>>122139 me too. i feel like getting something sweet after the show to honor maks
KORM??
Okada the JUSTmaker
>>122143 >Deep fried oreo That's almost Scottish.
imagine okada going 0 - 7 this G1
>>122147 That would take away the drama since he's in the final match of A block.
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>>122149 this would make a sweet 90s band shirt
>>122149 Kazuchika Okada Rain Maker
>>122150 I know right? >>122151 I just see KORM.
>>122152 I'm just saying what the letters stand for. I think.
"WADA YA STOOPID?" - Tangaroa
>>122153 Let me have fun Taguchi-kun…
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fuck ohcarder is winnin' huh
Fuck that was good from Fale, that rotation so nearly went wrong but he managed to save it.
>>122157 How is he better at saving shit than Cena?
fuckkk shit cameraman missed the gunstun he gets so much height its insane ALSO HORY SHIET FALE WON
Okada upset twice.
Bad Luck Fall still the most protected finisher in the business. >>122157 I look forward to the day that we see JUICY Gambino and Fale teaming up on a non house show NJPW show, you guys would love to watch their dynamic as two big guys.
>>122160 0 - 7
>>122162 Not happening brother HH
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he is getting his win back from old stars nao
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i know he uses knife edge chops because he is le switchblade but he should use this too
>Rocky not bumping like jr
Tanahashi misses Nakamura and AJ? I'll see my self out, it was painful to make that joke
So much better than the WK match.
I was passing out during the match cause of lack of sleep. Good night Rin-chan. Good night everyone else.
>>122168 Agreed. Jay is much more comfortable in his gimmick, Tana is less injured than he was (funny, considering the angle involves him being injured), the two still have some shaky chemistry tbh but that was a cracker of a match. Didn't top Page/Elgin for me tonight, but came bloody close.
JAY HWAITO HE FUCKIGN DONE IT NIPPAS HAHAHHAHA NO 30 MINUTE DADROCK AIR GUITAR
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>Nintendo switchblade beating both aces
>>122171 >NO 30 MINUTE DADROCK AIR GUITAR >implying this is good
>Jay declaring himself the Chaos leader holy based
>Former leader "rainmaker" BASED CHADBLADE
open your lungs and breathe with the switchbased
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See yall on the 19th.
two more memes for the road
Masa Saito has passed away from complications due to Parkinson's. https://twitter.com/shupromobile/status/1018786531064999936?s=19
>>122180 rip in peace fat ass masa you will be missed
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>tfw never get to watch NJPW live
Suzuki vs Okada outdoors in the rain is up and free here: https://njpwworld.com/p/s_archive_95_1_03 I won't spoil the match to those who haven't seen it yet, but it is well worth a watch. Some very fun spots, the two of them actually come up with plots on the fly to make use of the weather conditions.
G1 tonight boys
>>122473 Can't make it brother I have to work in the morning. Hope you have a good time
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G1 Climax 28to
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>>122477 I can't wait for him to job more…
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>>122479 repeat after me 0 and 7 he has lost every singles match since losing the title
>>122480 Nah dude, he's gonna have a redemption story. Jay White is getting pushed and Bad Luck Fale is already considered a spoiler for others.
okay show's starting, I hope I'm not the only one here.
>switchblade curtainjerke
>>122483 That's what you get for being a cheating edgy boy.
>>122484 He is going to the finals at least.
>>122485 oops forgibes me for that watermarked pic
>>122486 we've all been there bro.
YOH BABYFACE PUSH INCOMING
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>>122488 Jay is grooming him this tournament.
Will they ever go back to the old and better version of Kaze Ni Nare?
>>122489 He's being too much of a baby about it though. He's making me think babyface. >>122490 At least it isn't CFO$
>that shuji-shota domino young lion kick suzuki is so efficient in youngboy beat jutsu
fuck ushi goroshi
WO OH OH OOOOOOOH WO OH OH OOOOOOOH HEY SUZUKINATION AGARDAMSSI SUZUKINATION WAKEMU ye i dont know the lyrics
inb4 yoshi actually beats suzuki tomorrow
>>122494 I kept hearing it as Suzuki Naito-kun, idk why
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>dubbed
how the fuck does Makabe have 2 wins already?
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>evil
>>122499 I think you got him confused with ZSJ
>>122498 Moved over Yoshi Hashi and collected his revenge win over Suzuki, from their IC title match earlier this year.
GEE UNDABAWS BADURAKU FAREEEEEEEEE
Finlay is going over in the C Block finals
>>122501 I know, just wondering why he might go full Tiger Mask in this tournament.
>>122504 Meanwhile Suzuki is going full Yuji Nagata
>>122504 He's probably winning one more and that's it really. Evil will likely beat him.
>Apeshitooooooo Kek
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FUCK EM
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hangman gonna drink some sapporos and go balls deep in some japanese fangirls tonight
>Ballon Maker Kazuchika Midkada
Holy lord Okada is completely BROKEN.
>>122510 Guess, I'm not the only one who thinks this new look is midcardy.
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chase is gonna pin okarder
>>122512 That is a part of the character. Okada's career since returning from excursion is defined by the IWGP Heavyweight Championship. When he hasn't held it (since the end of the feud with tana at least) he has been fighting for it or at least the most powerful force not holding it, but because of that he literally has no character apart from the rainmaker bringing home the belt. Without that belt, or without being directly in line for it, he is naked. Okada around the belt becomes the best in the world, Okada away from the belt has nothing defining him, nothing pushing him, and he becomes Yoshi-Hashi-lite.
>>122514 Yes yes yes I know, I'm just spouting out loud here.
Go ace.
>>122515 I know, so am I. Also, THE CHASE IS ON THE CASE
Page's apron Shooting Star is terrible, I cringe whenever I see it, looks like he could land badly and BREAK his neck anytime he does it.
YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU HAVE CHANTED THE CHASE IS ON THE CASE AT A LIVE SHOW
>>122518 Exactly what I thought, thank god Okada was there to catch him.
>the state of chase owenss'' theme
>>122518 Well he has been doing it how many years without a major fuckup?
>>122518 Benoit would be proud.
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aye the shouted out Beretta on English comms
>>122522 Don't know, good for that but I've seen him do a full rotation properly a lot before but it's been lot messier this whole tournament. Personally I have an issue with it because it also seems very inefficient, it's flashy for the sake of being flashy and is a lot more dangerous for himself. Doing the whole thing like that has a lot less momentum than just diving on someone.
>Sanada vs Tama They had a great match last year, this should be good.
damn i forgot that we are having serious tama this g1 and no funny tama last time these dudes met it was fun
based tanga making sure the apron was clean
Asami was about to kick his ass.
>not just DQing Tama and giving Sanada the win >Morty Asami match
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>Imagine Sanada locking on the Paradise Lock outside of the ring for ez countout I remember this happening at least once before, maybe to Toru Yano, can a finish autist figure it out?
>>122531 He did it to YTR on a ramp.
>>122531 Yep it was against yano in lat year's G1.
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oh shoot almost forgot the best part of these threads and what /wooo/ was waiting for
Tana Loa in a cap really looks like an Uso
Based cold steel winning even though no one cared to come out and help him. >>122534 Good timing.
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>>122531 It was Tammer
>>122537 Sanada didn't win that one though. He won it against Yano.
wait so yano fair fighting means he will chain submission technical wrestle with zack?
>>122538 Oh yeah he won that one but I think he used tape on him too
>>122537 >>122532 >>122533 Thanks, I coulda sworn he had employed that tactic.
>>122540 Yano was a top amateur greoco roman wrestler in university, bolieve it or not.
Oh shit Yano in a triangle he is gonna dragonlee ZSJ's neck
Sharia Law wins!
I love how when he actually wrestles, most of Yano's throws are a shitload closer to amateur throws than they are to the common "proper industry" way of doing them. That fireman's carry is one example that has stood out, his hip tosses also come to mind.
>>122547 >Sharia Law wins! explain
I can't imagine I'm going to like a zsj match this G1 more than this.
>>122550 same Yano's character helps a lot.
>>122549 ZSJ is hardcore liberal/sjw and a hardcore Labour party and Jeremy Corbyn supporter. Ever read his Twitter feed?
>>122552 Yes I know, I just thought he converted to mudslime or some shit.
>>122553 England and the Labour party is pretty much under Sharia Law at this point.
>>122554 That's true.
>>122550 Kinda agree. See, I can enjoy a ZSJ match, it brings a new dynamic that you don't get to see much, especially since the poms shifted to US style wrestling rules (for one example, you can BREAK contact with a guy on the ground and then hit/lock something on again, you used to have to let him up if you BROKE contact from the takedown, something which ZSJ used to do). That being said, people who think he is wrestling jesus because he works a different style are silly, he is an attraction, like Yano or Makabe or Fale. He has probably the worst fanbase this side of 2018 BALOR CLUB IS FOR EBERYBODY uWu, that much is for sure. I don't know which is worse, the soyboys or the American boomer "personalities" who harp on about how the industry needs to go back to being like ZSJ, when they would be unable to sit through more than one ZSJ match a week if things actually went that way.
>>122556 >2018 BALOR CLUB IS FOR EBERYBODY I despise those faggots. At least ZSJ's fanbase is based around wrestling. I'd prefer the 30 year old boomer fans of ZSJ
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KOTA IBUSHI US CHAMPION SOON
Wait why is Naito coming out first?
i'm gonna go to the store by the time i get back maybe nacho might have finished getting undressed
>>122561 Dude, you choose NOW to leave?
>>122560 He usually does
>>122563 non champions tho
>>122562 im back hope i didnt miss the taquito roll
Missed the last match and the start of this one, was BALLS DEEP IN THE GAY COMMUNITY worth watching?
>>122566 Yeah I'd say so.
>>122567 Sure, I'll check it out later then. I got called away right as Juice interrupted Kota's springboard with a stiff chop, was a promising start.
racist man vs racist man (c)
Time for GOAT-O vs THE GAY COMMUNITY, PALE EDITION
>>122569 Why is Goto a racist again?
>>122569 Goto is also a champ, NEVER OpenWeight champion
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>>122570 >THE GAY COMMUNITY, PALE EDITION
Goto was cheered for once at the start and now he goes heel wew
Goto joining Jay's squad confirmed.
>>122571 just a meme goto is seen as a jap nationalist character le whitu piggu go homu >>122572 >Goto is also a champ oh right I always forget that fact
>young lions join in to BREAK Kenny's fall
>>122576 >goto is seen as a jap nationalist character >le whitu piggu go homu I now understand why he always beat Juice
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>>122579 I think I understand why redditfags hate him now.
Dang I thought Goto was winning this.
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*sips* kenny omega… now THAT is a japanese wrestler
>>122581 Why? Just curious
>>122581 Goto ain't winning against his kryptonite, the iwgp championship.
>>122584 Goto heel stable!
>>122583 They faced each other twice and Kenny won both times, thought Goto might get it this time but it is 0-3 for him >>122584 In G1 2015 as the IC Champion he beat Okada.
Kenny just called himself a heel, cornetto is seething.
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>>122584 Goto will win everything but the IWGP Heby champ in NJPW
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oh shit kenny trannyquiltoed the belt why aint the young lions jumping him?
>>122587 Heels are the new babyfaces. They are the most popular wrestlers nowadays.
Bah god kenny just killed belt senpai.
Kenny unleashing the Ray Gun
Botchuamaniu! (claps in terminator)
You guys ready?
>>122613 Rambling Australian Suzukigun fan reporting in. If you're reading this (I know you are you fucking bonger) we gotta have a sit down and watch Michinoku Pro on screen share or something soon.
>>122615 I'm not a bonger
>>122616 Not you, another lad. I know he is lurking, waiting for the right moment to drop THE GAY COMMUNITY memes.
>>122617 I drop those memes too though.
>>122618 NOT YOU COBBER. He is someone I know from outside of /wooo/, top lad and one of the people here who has actually done in ring work. Reminder that there are people on /wooo/ right now that aren't just fans, which puts us well above 90% of r/squaredcircle threads. I drop those memes too, but unfortunately /ourguy/ is currently in THE GAY COMPANY low blowing bois, or he was last time I was watching WWE at least.
>>122619 oh good luck is all I can say
>>122620 Everyone on /wooo/ needs to get in ring shape and at least learn how to bump safe, so that when everybody has enough good boy points for mummy to buy a plane ticket to an agreed upon location, we can hold IRL 8chanmania. ALL IN has inspired us, we gonna fill the Silverdome!
G1 climax hype packages are the fucking best.
I'm actually looking forward to Makabe vs EVIL
Jado injured his leg.
>>122624 Are you fucking kidding me?
>>122624 Fuck, who is filling in for him, Gedo?
>>122626 Looks like it.
yep gedo replaced Jado
Was watching on phone but am home now to glorious English commentary. My internet is shit today. also made pancakes.
Gedo loses every match
Where's Sanada's mask
>>122632 would it be better if he booked to win everytime?
>>122633 It's where Evil's scythe is
Racist Naito spitting on black men
Is it just me, or has Finlay dropped a little bit of paunch?
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AND NOW THE MOMENT WOOO ALL BEEN WAITING FOR HE IS. PREDICTION MASTER. HE IS. R-I-N JUST. PICK. OUT.
>>122635 Evil had his scythe yesterday though. >>122634 He's always in tag matches so his losses job out his team as well. Well they are all Chaos so I guess he makes it up for them in singles.
>>122639 Yeah but it went missing one day iirc.
>>122637 Just a little, better but he still ought to look in better shape
Neat, Tongan club vs Gay club
oh boy BC WARFARE
nice of god to acknowledge rocky since he is the one singing their theme
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>Tongan on tongan violence
>>122645 Gignigga Take Dicks rocky is the cfos of nujap
>Gets betrayed by his fellow tongans >Hangman tried to kill him >Keeps losing >Plays PUBG Being chase is suffering.
>>122648 At least it's not Fortnite
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>>122648 Chase Jobens
>>122650 what a male power fantasy cover.
Stone pitbull sho.
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i bet sho hasnt even fired a bow in real life bro
Goto will take over Chaos and Make Japan Great Again
You can see the Roppongi fangirls wet themselves
>>122654 I still don't like Goto in Chaos, he doesn't fit the faction and the faction doesn't fit him
I thought sho and yoh would be more apprehensive about fighting each other but fuck it I guess.
>>122657 They've been fighting each other since their Young Lion days, rivals first team mates second.
>>122657 Chaos is all over the place. Chadblade, goto and best friends are in the same faction for example.
>>122659 Assuming the reply was directed at me, I get you, but Goto was one of the most out of place when he was brought into the faction.
is my boi Switchblade going over steroid man? >>122659 Chadbased, Goato and Trent? need to make a Chaos Wolfpack
>that Elgin chant Western plebbit/tumblr "fans" in flames
>>122660 I imagine that factions are also based on how well people get along in real life.
>>122663 Heard some stuff from the bucks on that, basically put, if you ride well with someone you have good odds of being paired up with them, but at the end of the day the bookers pick the factions, not the people in the factions. The examples given iirc were Ishimori and Cody, who were pitched to BC to work into the stable, but since then have gotten to riding well with the rest of the stable. I'd assume Goto was there in part because of riding well with the rest of the stable, but then again Shibata and Makabe weren't in and they were both buddy buddy with Goto.
>>122663 >cool club drinking buddies
>>122664 Makabe has GBH, heck Chaos was born from GBH BREAKing. Shibata is the solo fighter guy, Goto was too but he became JUSTo and had nowhere else to go so he accepted Okada's invitation and became a mid carder.
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>>122665 >tfw no buddies to drink with after the show
>>122666 Valid point, it still doesn't feel right though. >>122667 Despy a best, also I kinda wanna be a fly on the wall to the first discussion where Taka explained to Minoru that Sabre is a vegan and won't eat the steak.
Fuckin hell what was that
wtf was that?
>>122669 >>122670 Botchplex.
Nintendo switchblade does it again.
dammit wanted Elgin to win so everyone would be triggered
BLEED WITH THE SWITCHBLADE
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>Yoshi hashi vs suzuki next
>>122675 This match is good either way. Either we get to watch Suzuki beat Yoshi Hashi up, or we get to watch Suzuki react to losing a match to Yoshi Hashi.
>Yoshi is coming >Suzuki laughs Oh fuck.
imagine if yoshi wins
>>122677 >Despy was laughing with him
Yoshi is winnig this lads
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OH SHOOT HE BROUGHT THE POLE
Honestly, I feel bad for Yoshi, he is a bloody decent wrestler, he always puts on entertaining matches, fucker just needs a personality transplant.
>>122680 Suzuki the new Nagata confirmed.
>OldYakuzamurderschild.mp4
Why does Yoshi Hashi sound like one of the street thugs in Yakuza?
k Suzuki not confirmed for Nagata
RIP Yoshit-Hashit
>>122686 forgot to add THANK GOD
Yoshi got more offense than I expected.
What was he saying to Kelly? You want buy shirt?
So, yet another very solid Yoshi Hashi match that none of us are going to remember in 24 hours? Also, Suzuki making Kevin Kelly crap himself was well worth it.
>>122689 Yeah he always gets this suprising strong moments in the match where it looks like he will win but then loses
>>122691 Yoshi Hashi and Goto need to start a nationalist faction.
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>dubbed
I've unironically come to kinda enjoy NOT IMMIGRANT SONG
MOVE OVER EVIL STAR
>>122695 me too, has a nice Jim Johnston feel to it.
>>122697 The good kind, right? Also, a mate just told me that Makabe voiced Rictus Erectus in the moon dub of Fury Road.
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the state of ebeerus hair
Nice, solid match.
ERRYTHIG
>Bad luck countout
FUCK EM Come on Faray I'm 3 and 0 in my picks you GOT THIS
>No fuck em t shirt
>>122704 There is one though.
>>122704 or do you mean he's not wearing one?
>>122705 Yeah but he's not wearing it today.
>tfw Fale sells more than most of the WWE roster he's not even doing it that good
Tana's having trouble with fale's size.
Run in taguchi.
Damn nit Chamacho
BASED RED SHOES
I missed Bullet Club actually being Bullet Club.
Based red shoes
LOL BASED RED SHOES
RED SHOES HEELTURN
>>122714 This is Bullet Club actually being Bullet Club.
RED SHOES GOAT
RED SHOES REFUSED TO FOLLOW THE BC SCRIPT
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RACIST RED SHOES FUCK EM
Fale does have a point, its feels like the first time since Eddie Guererro doing fake chair noises and rolling on the ground that a ref has made a decision based on context.
>>122722 I never get why dragging a ref out of the ring is never considered a dq. Red shoes finally solves it.
>Midkada vs Page >Main event The utter state
Hungman's going over BROKEN Okada
>>122723 It is meant to be that a ref can only act on what they can affirmatively see. They cannot count a pinfall unless they can see both shoulders and establish that there isn't body outside of the ring. They can't DQ from a guy holding his nuts after being low blowed if they didn't see the low blow. The logic is that the ref is out from hitting the mat (because refs are glass butterflies) so even if it is obvious who knocked them out, they can't DQ as they didn't see it happen to them.
>>122726 To be fair, Tama was standing over Tanahashi right in front of Red Shoes
What the fuck was that hangman?
Wtf was that page
>>122726 This otherwise how do heels win
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Okada should go back to this.
>>122727 Yeah, Redshoes used his initiative, I would be curious if this was an audible because Tama didn't get out of the ring in time. It wouldn't be the first time a ref has given a DQ because they spot was fucked up.
>>122731 Is that chipmunk Okada?
>>122731 Okada's true weakness is Pantskada. If he went back to Shortskada we'd be fine.
>Page legitimately pissed off that everybody else got to wrestle goodkada and now it is his turn and he has to wrestle shitkada.
>>122734 No he was still fine with the pants. It's that new shitty theme.
Does Midkada at least still have his ring rate or are they gone too
>>122737 Ring rats*
Based Hangman been learning Omega's moves
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO oh nvm
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>>122737 Last I heard he was with mimorin.
yo page-e is OVER DAWG
>inb4 page wins this, Okada goes to 0-3, then Okada wins the next 6 to end on 12, wins block final, loses in the final to Chadblade
Hangman is more over than BROKENkada.
>>122743 >loses in the final to Chadblade huh?
>>122743 They are in the same block, only one of them can make it to finals
>>122743 <uh i think you mean Okada goes 0 - 7 and Chadblade wins A Block
>>122742 >>122744 The Korakuen crowd legit like Page, they have for some time now. >>122745 Forgot White was in the same bracket, sorry. Loses in the final to Ibushi then, for the Kingdom match.
>>122748 Page is growing on me
Bah god okada with the upset.
Well shit, Okada ain't Nagata either.
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How long was that? Felt shorter than 15mins.
>BROKENkada promo >No gedo
>>122754 mitebcool
>Bland as fuck whitemeat babyface promo Ah love it maggle seriously
I was gonna leave since I dont speak Chinese but Dejango translating is on point
Is he back bros?
Okay, Okada is still hot in Korakuen, at least.
>already near the end of the thread on day 5
>>122760 Big increase in interest from last year, no? I think that having more people watching it live is helping, since its fun chatting in the threads with you lads, rather than just posting thoughts every few days.
>>122758 Nope, his promo was basically I finally got one, thank you everyone, the G1 is just starting!
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Hiromu Okadahashi
>>122741 Love Live-fags still buttmad about this
I hope we don't hit page limit tonight.
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pls be here, I don't like being alone
>>122783 FUCK EM
Time for sama songa to sink or swim.
>Young lion twitter
I seriously see potential in Sho.
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>This team
>>122788 which one?
>>122789 The bushis.
Samurai tv finally updated the graphics. It's looking a lot better.
>>122790 Hey listen JR Evil is pretty good.
Pointy boi is becoming the biggest heel around.
>Suzuki as a face I like it.
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>Finlay's shirt
Aw c'mon give the pin to chase.
It's a Booley buddy maggle ah love it.
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>dubbed
the state of okarder
>Hangman wanted to fight the rainmaker >Couldn't even beat this fucking goof
YAY WE GET TO LISTEN TO MORE DUBBED MUSIC
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CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MAIN EVENT
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This is the moment WOOO fans around the world have been waiting for. IIIIIIIIIIIiiIiiIiIiiIiIiiIts TIIIIIIIIIME 5 PICKS IN THE G1 CLIMAX
Twisted bliss!
of course ibotchi BREAKs the turnbuckle
HES GOT THE TAPE
>when Ibushi can make a silly match awesome
Yano'd
Yano spoils again!
fair play
If only switchblade was there to help kota.
wtf where is django as the english translator
lol Taka messed up
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>brit fan
the master lock is zsj's weakness
MY BOY SANADA BTFO OF LOICENSE BOY
damn naito is smart
>>122817 loved when Juice blocked his face Naito hit is hand, great psychology there
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>jews does the fallaway slam >doesnt drop his opponent on his own head
Geez i'm seeing bad botches every day here
Damn juicy has a yoshi hashi record right now. At least his hand is fucked.
Juice despite being a champion is going the Nagata way. Well same as his run last year really but at least then he had a win to start things off.
>>122821 >>122822 Reminder, that a few years back Tanahashi started the same way.
>Bullet Club war not main eventing S A D
>Kenny going in solo Does he want to lose?
>>122824 It's probably because tama's winning.
>>122824 DOUBLE MAIN EVENT
Red shoes cant DQ them if the match hasnt started
>>122826 >Gedo scared of Tama swearing on the mic Also that damn Kenny that dive looked baaaad
Tama hitting THE SPEAR
>>122829 At least they caught him.
>>122829 all dives look bad
>>122831 Good thing they did, would have potato'd himself if they hadnt, or even if there was only one guy to catch him
>>122832 Yes Randy i agree
And thats why its not main eventing.
Holy shit
>>122835 Would have in WWE
Faggot club gonna get the tongan deatg grip
RED SHOES VS TONGANS MATCH WHEN
>>122835 >>122837 >Gedo taking booking advice from Vince
>ibushi not joining the BCOG
>>122841 G1 isn't over yet.
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>old school jap strong style match main event
>>122842 >Ibushi shockingly beats Kenny in their match with aid from BCOG, betraying kenny to get in the finals Kino
Shibata tier match, great stuff
jesus christ
shibata run in
wew nice based rockdog did it
Good thing there's a BREAK from monday they are going to need that
CHASE OWENS IS THE CHAMPION BY GAWD
>>122864 bahgawd the crown jewel has taken the crown of new Japan
>>122864 Dubs say Chase Owens to get a major push soon and become IWGP Heavyweight Champion in the future
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>>122867 >>122868 >cursing based chase like that
>dried cum on their belly
Sorry I wasn't posting last night lads, was watching on my phone with the missus. Had a lot of fun with Goto Ishii. Who is up for tonight?
Who up niggas?
>>122877 Migrate here when thread hits bump limit
Is anyone here?
OKay it's just me then
WELCOME TO ZACK SABRE TIME
I forgot this started earlier today. At least we're still in the tags.
>>122883 Yeah you didn't miss much
Wut no pulp friction?
Hey guys, sorry I'm late and shit.
I forgot how quiet the crowd can get at this venue, hopefully they fire up a little for the main card. I don't know if it is just the acoustics of Esforta Arena, but the crowd always feels like a real version of the meme tier silently respectful japanese crowd.
>>122887 Especially after a couple of nights in korakuen.
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>>122888 Certainly. I just don't get it, they are in an apehoop arena, those normally have fun acoustics for wrestling shows, even when half as full as this one is. The crowd here just always seems dead, even by Japanese standards.
oh shit what matches did I miss, I thought it would start an hour later!
I'm coming down with a cold. I didn't know this was on earlier, and I missed yesterday's show… I think I'll head to bed though after the LIJ match. I'm just so sleepy from a lack of sleep.
I see Honma is still around. I'm gonna need to cough for him the rest of the show.
>>122891 You showed up just in time for the last tag match before block A singles.
>no answers thanks guys
>>122891 >Toa Henare & Shota Umino vs. Guerrillas Of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) >CHAOS (Hirooki Goto & YOH) vs. CHAOS (Toru Yano & Jado) >CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii & SHO) vs. Suzukigun (Zack Sabre Jr. & TAKA Michinoku) >Juice Robinson & David Finlay vs. Bullet Club Elite (Kenny Omega & Chase Owens) You missed this.
We might need to make a new thread for the G1 though…
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>>122895 I think everyone got here late
>>122891 The major announcement at the start is that Jado is off the rest of the tour, he's not feeling well apparently and wants to take more time to recover from injury
>>122897 Already done >>122877
Time for yoshi hashi's big upset.
"The theme for yoshi hashi this entire career has been disappointment, and mostly emptiness"
>>122902 Big mike is gonna kill yoshi hashi like he killed his US booking schedule
I sleep now. Especially cause of ugly monkey faggot YOSHI-HASHI being on the screen. Good nyaght everyone. Good night Rin-chan if you're around. Nya
>>122904 He did nothing wrong though.
>>122905 >I sleep now yakuza anon?
>>122906 You don't have to do anything wrong to be universally hated in the US
>>122907 nyope.
>Rocky pimping out Sho and Yoh to senior members of CHAOS ABSOLUTELY expected
Dude rocky is fucking burying yoshi hashi on commentary not cool dude he's even your fucking stable mate
>>122911 Yoshi Hashi will probably join Jay White tbh.
Did Kevin Dunn start to direct New Japan shows? The camera is zooming in on every fucking move now.


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