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G1 THREAD 3 Boliever 08/08/2018 (Wed) 13:53:35 Id: fdb6e7 No. 124633
A BLOCK – Friday, Aug. 10 – Tokyo – Nippon Budokan – 18:30 Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada Togi Makabe vs. Michael Elgin Jay White vs. EVIL YOSHI-HASHI vs. Hangman Page Bad Luck Fale vs. Minoru Suzuki B BLOCK – Saturday, Aug. 11 – Tokyo – Nippon Budokan – 18:30 Juice Robinson vs. Hirooki Goto Tomohiro Ishii vs. SANADA Toru Yano vs. Tama Tonga Kenny Omega vs. Kota Ibushi Tetsuya Naito vs. Zack Sabre Jr. FINALS – Sunday, Aug. 12 – Tokyo – Nippon Budokan – 15:00 A Block winner vs. B Block winner Rey Mysterio vs Pro Wrestler Sengoku Enbu Aug 10 - 5:30 Aug 11 - 5:30 Aug 12 - 2:00
New thread guys pls join
>>124632 Rin-chnyan pls make webm of ZSJ saying Mexico can fuck off. Pls
wowe sanader really proving he the michaels >>124635 maybe
>>124636 There are no janettys in LIJ Except bushi
Any word on Trent's injury?
>>124638 I haven't heard anything.
>>124638 Looks like he's healed.
>>124640 Good to hear. I've been chewing over the Yano win, and I can really think of two likely options 1) Kenny is dropping the belt soon (as in, before WK) and as such won't get to the rematch, OR 2) Yano Omega is going to be a US show defence. Yano has been massively over with the US crowds whenever he has gone over, and Kenny can sell a building with the belt alone, gives NJPW an option to do a strange booking.
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>>124638 I remember English comms giving him shout-outs at the last G1 shows
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>Sanastino
>>124635 i think this is what you wanted
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>No hiromu
rip in piece hiromu neck
Great match. Comfy. >>124644 >Removing the best part Rin pls
>>124647 He got a BROKEN neck dude.
>>124650 I know thats why its sad.
>>124649 oh i almost forgotten
>Sanada is still down
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>>124652 Yay! Thanks Rin-chnyan! Good nyaght.
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>>124641 >Kenny can sell a building with the belt alone Couldn't sell out Cow Palace
>Henare SHOOTS HARD on American fans!
>>124657 That's because they went to Cali too much.
>>124665 >plastic maori henare talking about colonialism while appropriating Jays neckslice taunt >"thats what we do" literally making shit up as he goes along. not a maori thing >haere mai kotahi toa "come to me warrior number one" im starting to hate henry more and more, he needs to be a silent ishii type character I'm guessing the american dude was Rocky
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;_;
IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
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>>124672 SHOTA GETTING A PUSH BROTHER Championships and accomplishments New Japan Pro-Wrestling G1 Climax 28 (C Block)
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I am scared of this show, pls help.
So if the school shooter beats the goth in the battle of the mid 00's school archetypes he wins, if he loses then ace man just needs a tie and balloon man needs to win.
>>124679 Yeah that's how it goes.
So lads, I'm guessing that if we are going with the Okada redemption story then he wins, if we are going with Ibushi/Omega at the dome then Tana is winning?
>>124681 Anything is possible.
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>>124681 if ocarder wins Jay wins A Blocku if i was booking this id have jay interfere but we'll have to see
>>124683 That's if Evil doesn't play spoiler.
I'm pretty sure ebiru wins, if he doesn't the main event doesn't matter.
>>124685 It does only for Tanahashi.
>>124686 Oh right he has 14 points nevermind.
Nice to see wrestling back in this arena. Haven't seen it here since maybe the Kobashi days.
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>>124684 >>124685 Ebiru might win since he is technically heel and Jay only lost to heels but I doubt it. Maybe he wins for that guy who BROKE his neck or something but I still think Jay beats him squeaky clean like all his wins.
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they arent allowed to swear right? SAD!
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>Gedo lifting his bandana to see the opponents
Juice & Goto have had a rather poor run in G1 especially being champions
>>124692 At least juice has an excuse.
>>124692 At least their match quality have been pretty good. Then again they share a block with the IWGP champ along with Ibushi and Naito. And they need credible challengers.
Let the PG thing be a work pls.
>>124695 I'd be totally on board with that shit.
>Original Bone Soldier (((OY VEY)))
Kevin "Oy Vey" Kelly
>>124694 I don't understand why block B has all the champions, the IWGP champ, NEVER champ and US champ. Block A has no champion.
>>124697 >>124698 >not listening to the stormfront commentary
>>124699 I get ya, just explaining why this is.
>ZSJ still calling Naito a dickwad
JUST TAP OUT
BASED TAKA
>Naito making ZSJ REEEE wew
Scurll's looking in decent shape, been making good use of some time off and working other feds?
>faggot club come for big shows
>>124706 He's getting ready for the okada match.
The Reddit Powers Explode
What the heck is going in this match, people just jumping around, falling down GAY
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>wrestling's big return to Budokan >this gay shit is shown
>>124710 It's a match between 6 people that like each other and don't want to hurt each other.
Misawa is rolling in his grave
>>124713 CHAOS and LIJ seem to have no issue keeping it business For once I am happy with Tama's interference
Ya'll niggers are too stupid to understand simple psychology of a match between friends. Go watch taichi vs taka in the BOSJ.
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>>124713 >dubbed
>>124716 I've seen the friend vs friend matches in NJPW before but they were a lot less hokey than this shit
>>124717 shit wasn't suppose to be a reply
>>124718 All they needed to was just start with slow paced holds. Make it look like it's just for competition.
In other news Cena is starting to look like Meltzer.
MOVE OVER NEW STARS
dubbed man wins!
Man Elgin had a poor tournament. Only 6 points right? Damn.
>>124724 Last year he was second to last with 8 points.
>yoshi hashi vs Page >los sleepys.jpg
>>124726 Hey now yoshi has to fight for his honor and not finishing dead last.
>>124725 Damn. Checked that out. Kojima jobbed out hard there. I want Yoshi to win this then at least page wont be higher than Elgin
>Njpw suddenly has replays again
BIG MATCH YOSHI
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>Canadian destroyer
as based as Fale is I hope Suzuki wins.
I really hope suzuki gun comes out in full force when the interference starts.
Suzuki as a face is gonna be interesting.
Lots of space between the barricades.
>>124735 You think we're getting another WK tier High Fly Flow?
>>124736 We can only hope.
>Despy is just watching
Nice stable suzuki.
DQ in the last match by Jay and DQ in Kenny vs Ibushi tomorrow. Maybe a DQ in the G1 Finals as well.
>>124740 The DQ Climax
I think the tongans are on their way out of njpw, at least for a while. I think after the G1 they get banished for fucking things up too many times.
>>124742 Like work banished?
damn went to get food with fren and almost missed myboi switchyblades win over fake undertaker
YES EBIRU
rip Rin
RIP Jay white's chances
Seriously though Rin your boy beat two aces in his first G1, be proud of that.
>Jay loses Shiiit… This means OkadaWinsLol G-GO ACE!!
F U C K Of course myboi loses to the guy I hate the most guess it is okada redemption timeline aka worst timeline
KORM Maker
>>124750 That doesn't mean anything tbh.
I'm rooting for a time limit draw.
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was gonna post this if jay won a blocku but fuck it
Is it me, or did KORM got a little bit more muscle on him?
>>124756 Those pants kinda made his torso small so it makes sense.
>>124757 Even his chest and arms got a little bigger. I don't think it's the pants.
>>124758 Nah I mean he must've worked out so his pants to torso ratio would check out.
>>124759 >worked out I'm sure the jews is loose too
??? Styles clash ???
STYLES CLASH
Honestly I would love to see Tanahashi vs. Ibushi if it means Ibushi goes over. It's been a long time coming for Ibushi.
THIS IS AWESOME CLAP CLAP CLAP
YO
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He almost had it…at least he won the block
>draw
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What a fucking finish lads. Tana wins block but couldn't beat Okada.
Midkada is OVAAAAAHHHH Tana still the ace
Hypothetical lads: Tana fails to defend the briefcase against Okada for the first time, Okada goes to Kingdom
>>124772 Okada had to have beat him to challenge for it.
I'm so happy my guy got to the finals at least.
Tana wins A(ce) Block again
Tanahashi vs. Omega, Naito, or Ibushi. Pls be Tanahashi vs. Ibushi. I don't want to see Naito vs. Tanahashi. Naito is only good for big matches vs. Omega.
>Tana wins the main event more or less >Doesn't celebrate until the heat death of the universe
>>124777 So 3 guys who one it before and a guy who hasn't won it but refuses to sign…
>>124779 You either get Omega winning and giving the shot to Ibushi, or Ibushi winning it on his own and actually earning it. Or Tanahashi winning and the rematch at WK. Naito wins and it's Naito vs. Omega at WK.
>>124781 Yes, yes I know.
>>124781 >>124782 I know, I'm still planning it out in my head. I think the Ibushi winning the G1 would be the best since it's different. Omega winning and choosing Ibushi only works if Ibushi turns. Tongans crash the victory celebration party. But it doesn't make sense since they are targeting Ibushi and the All In announcement killed off any speculation of Ibushi turning heel.
>>124783 I really wanted an Ibushi surprise heel turn.
>>124784 Me too, to see Kenny get CUCKED :^)
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>>124772 Hmm….
Good night. I'm hyped for tomorrow.
>>124774 Ah yes, my mistake. That means that edgyboi could do so.
>>124742 Looks like I was right, if the tongans interfere tomorrow they're suspended for 3 months. https://www.njpw.co.jp/160884
>>124789 They could do so, make a return at World Tag League (suspension ends just a few days later than Power Struggle) and then interfere in some match at Wrestle Kingdom.
>>124742 >>124743 >>124789 I actually have some real hot insider news on the whole thing. The interferences aren't a work, they are all straight up shoots. NJPW has lost all control of the BCOG who seem to literally be doing whatever they want. Sources has it that Haku is always backstage threatening Gedo with the Tongan Death Grip. The fear is real because the same sources also reveales that Jado's injury was actually caused by Haku, after Jado tried to stand up to him. Let's be happy he is still alive. t. David Seltzer
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>so much heat people are throwing shit at you
Anyone noticing Tama Tonga is turning into Chad Warden?
Starts soon, who up?
who here?
I'm gonna admit I'm not nearly as anxious as I was yesterday.
I'm here, we might actually get a tama match without run ins this time.
>>124805 Tama Tonga has been on twitter talking about how he doesn't give a fuck about that.
>>124806 Yeah but they'll probably save the run ins for the main event. Or not, who knows.
>Tanahahi with GBH that's gonna be interesting
>Jay White has to deal with reddit tier opponents I feel for Rin
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Nya~. Pls don't die Kota.
>>124809 I'm more interested in him tagging with both roppongi's this time.
>>124811 Yeah that's the one thing I like about Jay White. I still feel he's kinda to green to go to the cheating thing. I like him better when he's a clean badass.
inb4 erugun wins C Bloku
David Finlay wins C Block!
Anal Rape Henare sounds like a good name.
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>>124816 You didn't hear what Henare said on the English commentary?
>>124817 I'm listening to nip commentary to hear more HORY SHITUS
Tongans leaving won't be permanent but just a holiday to check in with Fale's school? You generally leave a fed on your back.
>>124818 Henare basically said he might wait behind Finlay's door after he is done showering. It was lewd.
>>124819 Since this is suspension shit then yeah.
SHO lookin real tanned brother
>>124821 Yeah, I was just curious as there were rumors of Tama going to NXT, I think that Tonga Loa getting the win there suggests it is just a legit holiday (or we are being worked, they won't interfere and the suspension threat is the storyline justification).
>>124823 It's all storyline and they get a vacation.
Go HWAITO
>>124824 Obviously it is all storyline, I just got a weird feeling last night that they wouldn't actually interfere, not get the suspension. Almost certainly wrong, but it could happen.
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oh wait he has two junior heavyweights with him that means reddit is winning.
I remember why I wanted the tongan to take over now…
This should be for the never titles. >>124826 I think they're going to run in but the rest of the BC is going to be right behind them so they interfere, get suspended but don't actually mess with the match all that much.
>>124815 missed that did he actually say that or was he speaking island nigga
Geez jay you're never going to takeover chaos like this.
>>124830 He actually did say something about waiting behind Finlay's door as he showers.
THE CITY OF RIN Sorry m8, I actually like the emo edgyboi loner angle they are going with Jay
>>124833 I just wish he won against literally reddit squad
tfw no 3man belts for switch and his boys
>>124834 Eh, I don't mind the Bucks and Scurll between bells, they are very good to watch live and have a strong workrate against varied opposition. Fanbase is cancerous as fuck and they are playing to them more and more which is shite, but I still think they hold an attraction on a card.
Okay, I'll admit I really missed Kaze Ni Nare from the crowd with Budokan's acoustics.
>>124836 I can handle the bucks but Marty panders too much to the redditfags for me.
>>124838 Scurll is too goofy now. He should dial it back to what got him over in the first place.
>>124838 Eh, I guess I just remember Marty pre blowing up with The Elite popularity, he was just an enjoyable pommy shithead heel. Again, he has blotted his copybook with me as of late, but I still feel he holds a great role in a junior roster or stable. He is kinda a Yano for the juniors, a night off for talent that can still provide when needed.
>>124838 >>124839 Is Marty a pedo? I heard he likes young/smol grills.
>>124840 Yano has a reason since he's getting older, and that's mostly him being himself. I feel Marty is just trying to please the reddit indy crowd.
>Rocky's high pitched evil voice when saying "EVERYTHING IS EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…." Rocky you fucking treasure.
>No balloons
>>124844 Balloons are banned in Nippon Bodukan
>>124845 *Budokan
>>124845 >Inb4 ibushi moonsaults off a balloon
Tanahashi vs Okada > Okada vs Omega
That honma impression was fucking spot on.
Still kinda scared for Honma, it's not like D-Bry where there's legit nothing wrong with him.
Missed the start of this, did they injure Honma early so he can lie on the apron and be a bit safer?
>>124851 Actually he was the one selling for his team.
>>124852 Glad to hear he is feeling comfortable, although still worried since looking at him I think anyone can recognise he has post rehab walk still, if he can't walk properly it is bloody frightening that he is working.
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FEELS
Meltzer SEETHING, Tama Tonga living in his head rent free.
Suddenly an old dutch man.
well that was something… if i wasnt on phone id post the GOD meme of them showing up on smackdown and challenging. the usos
Juice finally beats Goto. Balls deep in some nip girl tonight
People call juice a loser but poor goto has the same amount of points and he doesnt even have an excuse like juice's hand.
>>124861 Goto at least ain't in last place.
WHATS THE TONGAN GORILLAS DOING IN THE NXT ZONE!?
>>124862 Technically he is.
I just noticed rock dog has two fingers taped together.
Ishii did a fucking shining wizard
MOVE OVER NEW STARS
Ishii is the definition of a guy that you don't put belts on often because he doesn't fucking need them to be legit. Prove me wrong.
>ZSgay going to spoil Naito's chance I hope not
Time for calm man to get his win back.
>>124870 >Suzukigun member going to influence the result God I hope so. Don't you want to hear Taka shittalk Naito for the next 20 years?
I don't want to see Naito win to be honest. I don't want to see another Tanahashi vs. Naito match.
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>it's still going
WHAT THE FUG
ZACK WINS
fuck off
TWINK SABRE JR.
ZACKU DRIVER
Fuckin hell I also guess Ibushi is winning next match
we're getting a golden lover WK main event
>tfw was going to post something about Chekov's Michinoku Driver but no one was posting and I didn't want to feel like I was samefagging Well, guess Ibushi is winning? Or will it be another broadway?
>>124883 Yesterday they cut a match short, that was probably for the broadway.
Ibushi winning would be great.
>broadway nani?
>>124886 time limit draw
well at least my guy made it to the finals, too bad he's losing.
>>124886 Sorry lad, >>124887 has answered you though. Don't people know what a Broadway is these days? I'm happily surprised in this smark filled era.
Ibushi is so wet.
Kennety losing all 3 rivally matches with Ebush Kota lmao
>>124889 I learned about it through Austin.
I never heard the term until now, that's all.
>>124892 Fair enough, I just grew up with the lingo because of the old man and later helping out in local stuff. Was planning to start training this year but had a bunch of irl issues come up and lost most of my fitness and conditioning, feelsbadman.
watch this turn into another Styles vs Nakamura where it was hyped up for nothing
Reckon Omega will pull out Croyt's Wrath again for the first time in forever?
>>124896 Called it
>>124897 To be fair, I thought it was almost a certainty. The hot take would be if someone was mad enough to predict an Avalanche Croyt's Wrath, especially after it nearly killed Ibushi last time.
This may be a good time to remind that afair, Ibushi is the only person canonically to kick out of a One Winged Angel.
Fuck, with Ibushi's history of over rotating on avalanche moves I nearly thought it was a neck snapping moment, before seeing him continue through.
You know watching this match its hard to bolieve these two are friends
DEAR GOD…I was screaming in my house, I think i might have woke up my parents……DEAR GOD
Omega gets his first win over Ibushi at WK, or Tana Omega, or Tana someone else? Fucking great match tbh, not as good as their second DDT bout but fucking close.
>>124903 TANA VS YANO
Neat match got a little scared at the ref bump at the end thought the young bucks we re gonna interfere or maybe tama return
>>124903 Yano is beating kenny for the title before WK.
>>124904 >>124906 If they ever want 100k in the Dome we know it must happen.
>>124906 Yano getting the push he deserved
>>124905 Nah, I actually think that was a shoot ref bump, just scrolled back in the footage and red shoes did not prepare to take that, also it didn't influence anything so I think that he legit got caught.
looking at the possible match ups for the briefcase. Tana has the more interesting matchups imo.
Mostly because they're pushing the shit out of White and a match for the briefcase could help his profile a bit maybe. I can see another good match out of Sanada but he's seems to be a long term deal. The other challengers for Ibushi are Yano and Tonga, people aren't so hype for the latter.
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Tana is going all the way
>>124912 I want to bolieve but eh.
Good nyaght. 2 AM Eastern, 7 AM UK, right?
>>124914 Yep. >Tfw there's this big party near my house making noise and not letting me sleep until 4am so I have to either do an all nighter or miss the finals Guess I'm not sleeping today.
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>Try to avoid spoilers >NJPW world greets you with this thanks guys
>>124922 >Naito denied of his spot again FUCK
Shipped off to the yakuza
How long before it starts ?
>>124925 Two hours and fourty minutes.
Also we finally have a card, boner soldier is finally back and looks like he's with the tongans. https://www.njpw1972.com/tornament/24761?showCards=1
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>>124924 they just got escorted out not exiled right tonights card would be dead without the tongans and bone soldier will be pretty lonely also rip henary singles match, maybe Debbie-chan can fill in for a real C Block Finals???
>>124927 Big IMPACT wrestling legend Bone Soldier!
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>>124928 Exiled to Misawaland
>that butt slap we gachimuchi now boys
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This show is gonna kill me.
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>>124933 But this isn't RAW
>>124934 I just know what the outcome is though.
>>124935 But how
>>124936 Ibushi is in the finals. Who do you think is winning?
>>124937 The fans.
>>124937 Don't be surprised if you hear he has signed a long term contract next week, Kenny might have finally convinced him
>>124939 That's what I mean.
>>124940 Gotcha. Goddamn this annoying kid is wearing me down, I wanna watch Tana's movie for good feels now. Seeing this ad 1000 times has done me in, it seems so wholesome.
Any moment now lads.
BE A SURVIVOR!
NAGATA'S BACK
the blue JUSTice
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>dubbed
>Dub Makabes music >Can still hear it through the dub
Shota didnt get pinned, thats a win for him.
Team Dubbed wins!
bah gawd it's umaga
>Henare in a singles match at Budokan That's pretty neat
That poor local competitor.
>>124951 Damn that was fast
squash
TAICHI IS NEXT
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>>124955 2nd BEST THEME IN WRESTLING COMING UP
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>Miho
>crazy bozo
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>Taichi AT FUCKING LAST
Where's Izuka.
BANE?
Tell me about Izuka, why does he wear the mask?
CRASHING THIS MATCH
>biting Goto Iizuka needs to be careful biting him, he might choke.
Taichi taking Yoshi Hashi's place next year in G1
Taichi wins yay
Could it be that taichi is getting a push?
>>124967 Nah just a match for the never openweight title.
>>124967 He was already getting one but G1 put things on a BREAK but now he is back.
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>Cody
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>Cody
>Representing The Elite >Not BC So BTE is gonna be it's own, actual faction now ? oh god please no
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>>124972 >literally reddit faction
>>124972 THE ELITE, THE THE ELITE
Hopefully WWE signs everyone from the BC Elite, except for Kenny, Chase, and Yujiro. And end this reddit pandering.
Cody probably wouldn't have been as big as he is now if it weren't for riding along bullet club.
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>>124975 >Chase & Yujiro Why they were drafted to reddit club in the first place ?
Cody vs Juice at the next USA show i guess
Jesus christ why jushi taking pins when he's tagging with dinlay?
GRINGO KILLER
>this took place in the same arena as the great Kobashi matches
HE'S GONNA PUKE HE'S GONNA PUKE
Tongans are next hopefully they beat the shit out of reddit club.
>Tama wearing blue
>BC OG's >Tanga loa wasn't an OG >Joined way after the bucks and kenny
>>124986 >BC OGs >Taijis been there for a cup of coffee
HAILING FROM THE GREAT STATE OF OBESITY
?????
That was painful. Island niggers never had mic skills.
>The "Villain" >Just flaps his arms around
>>124990 They're FIIIINE.
>>124990 That was on purpose
BIG DICK HAROLD
why tf does tanga. do the talking and not tama
Oh shit guys the principal is here everyone be cool.
>Harold more active on screen role PLS NO
>>124997 where'd you hear this?
>>124997 I'm fine with how it is so far.
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>>124997 Harold too pussy to make himself champion
>>124998 It just happened. I'm worried about NJPW turning into WWE lite.
>>125001 I know, I was just asking if you knew if this was true. A lot of nips are saying that too. I think when the BC shit is over with they'll stop it.
>>125001 This isn't even the first time something like this happened in recent history. A few years ago they did something very similar to this with suzuki gun. They caused DQ's all over the place, got banned from njpw and went on to shit all over NOAH.
So are the 6 Man tag titles on the line?
>>125004 I think so
>>125003 I know it isn't the first time, but I'm worried they're going to try it again. It failed with Simon Inoki as well.
>>124986 >>124987 They are OG in spirit.
>>125005 >>125006 Alright, thanks
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>>125008 So are Yujiro and Chase damnit
>>125010 They probably had them join the elite so that Kenny, Ibushi, and Page had people to team up with.
reddit btfo fuck you Marty
Well that sucks. The legendary never belts title reign is over. Think of all those great defenses.
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TANGA LORE
APESHIT
>>125014 Damn kaitlyn used to be a qt.
tfw island club win belts but not switch 3K
>WK is over half a year away
WRESTLE KINGDOM STAR
>Star logo >Blue outline They just spoiled the G1 Climax finals.
>>125021 >implying you didn't know before hand
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>>125020 >copying wwe again
>>125023 WK14 will feature a live performance from Pitbull
Zack Sabre Time is 2nd best time.
>>125025 RED LIGHT
>>125025 Ishii is singing? That's cool.
I CAN NOT SPEAK ENGLISH
>>125025 >Pitbull >Not Love Live since Okada is now dating Umi
>>125027 >GREEN LIGHT
>>125029 JAPANESE OOOOOONNNNNLLLLYYYYYYY
Is Harold gone
>the vegan hydra WWE tier nickname
I don't want BC shit in the main event of WK tbh
I fucking love Suzuki
>tfw no young lion ever returns from excursion to seek revenge on suzuki
>>125038 I'd like that as a nice retirement match for him.
THEN YOU ADD JAY WHITE TO THE MIX
>>125040 Shut up Meltzer
Jesus that lack of clothing on bunny.
BEST ASS MACHINE
One kid in the crowd likes chase.
>>125044 Everyone likes Chase
>>125044 It's Chase's nip friend's kid.
Yeah, Ibushi is winning. One of his possible challengers is fucking Tama.
>dad walks in
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Jay confirmed hetero.
Misawa rolling in his grave
>kenny the only one unaeffected by pieter really makkes you think
wtf is Okada and Tanahashi doing when Ibushi wins the G1?
>>125050 Rin will be disappointed >>125051 Eh, that spot just flat out reminded me of Maria distracting AJ and Gallows a couple of years ago. Vid related.
>>125053 WK Rumble
>>125054 Wait, it was AJ and Anderson, Gallows saw through the thottery. Forgot.
>>125055 but their aces
>>125057 *they're
>>125057 Chase taking their spots
>Kenny barely taller than Ishii JUST
>>125053 IC title match which will be become the real main event after a fan poll decides so
Time for product placement.
Fucking Taguchi
WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS MASKED MAN
KUSHIDA IS BACK I may or may not have BROKEN my "no buying signed photos" rule when he was in town
BY GAWD HE HAS A HOVERBOARD
THE ABSOLUTE 1MADMAN ACTUALLY GOT A HOVER BOARD
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>Ripping off the big dawg
HOLY SHIT IT'S NAOMI
>Okada joins R3K
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>3 junior heavyweights versus a team with a heavyweight
The jacket is back. He's healing.
Rainmaker is back
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>he fucking left Rocky hanging
When will they learn?
MOONSAULT HEADBUTT
Why is this fucker stealing Taguchi's moveset? Doesn't he know this is gimmick infringement?
PURORESURA
>ASSMAKER
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>the team with the heavyweight loses wew
>>125081 Rey is clearly an heby queue.
Who's ready for a match which we already know the outcome?
I'm really sad right now.
>>125084 Why are you sad Taguchi?
>>125085 I was rooting for Tana this entire G1.
>>125086 >Rooting for jelly knee and gravy arm man
>>125087 He's been showing up for this G1.
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>Golden Star >Entire entrance is blue
Come one MOVE OVER GOLDEN STAR
>>125086 Firstly, there is still the 5% chance that Tana is winner to drop the briefcase later. Secondly, you are rooting for the guy who honestly nobody expected to make the final, who clearly made the final. Cheer up Taguchi.
>>125088 >Not rooting for Jay Huwhito
>>125092 He's fine.
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Holy hell sudden shibata.
OLD ACE
SHIBATA
Having Shibata in that corner just made me up my estimate to 15% Tanahashi.
Shibata telling Tana to headbutt the shit out of Ibushi
Are they here for Ibushi or Tanahashi?
>Tanahashi is salty
>young lion eats shit
>Tana botches a roll up JUST
>Time for violent Ibushi for the first time in years FUCKING OATH LADS ITS ON
Someone forgot to tell ibushi this shit's fake.
JESUS CHRIST
>>125105 I love it when that happens.
>>125107 Bet you love this ya sick fuck
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Move over new golden stars.
Told you it could happen Taguchi.
YES
YES GO ACE
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feenish ish predicktable
I'M SO HAPPY
So this is what happens when Kota doesn't sign the NJPW contract?
>>125113 I deserve that emote.
y tho
Now the flag needs to BREAK again
Chono looking like a boomer
John Cena better show up and challenge for the briefcase
I'm sorry for being a pessimistic loser guys.
Save us Jay
>tfw Tanas guitar killed its family
So now that we know what tana is doing lets move on to okada. So okada's been acting weird but at the next destruction show he shows up with 20 balloons, says he's upset that he doesn't have a match for WK and makes a cryptyc announcement. He says he is challenging "him", he knows who he is. Next show okada comes out and says he still hasn't gotten a response and flat out says he's calling out kenta kobashi for WK. Next show still no response, he calls kenta a coward. Repeat for every road show until WK. It's january 4th, okada is in the audience drinking chocolate milk and over reacting to everything that's going on in the ring. Suddenly yoshi hashi runs in and whispers in okada's ear. Okada runs up the ramp at full fucking speed and trips and falls twice. Halfway through the show okada comes out with 100 balloons and smiles goofly in the ring until kenta kobashi makes a surprise appearance. Kenta enters the ring and squashes oakda in 2 minutes.
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>tfw your favourite guy rises up to enter the finals when no one thought he would and then actually overcame all the odds against the favourite to win the whole damn show Feels incredible, I'm absolutely ecstatic. GO ACE!
>>125127 Same fam GO ACE!
>>125124 Kek Maybe Okada will challenge Jericho for the IC title at WK13. Or at KOPW, beats Jericho and then Naito vs Okada for the IC title at WK13. If not that then I don't know, which then makes me wonder what will Naito do at WK13, or even Ibushi. Okada vs Ibushi would be neat too.
Best spot of the entire G1. >Ishii begon thots out of the ring >Switchblade looks HAPPY >Chase covers Jay's eyes >Kenny unaffected by women
Great final, They should never put that fucking mark on commentary ever again though, I had to switch to Japanese a couple of minutes in. Has anyone talked about Ibushi clearly being messed up after the B Block final? He rushed out of the post match interview while Kenny was mid sentence, looked like he was going to be sick.
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>tfw you realize Kota lost and Tana won just so NJPW could further promote this kino Not even mad, I really want to watch it.
>>126026 Tana has been building a redemption story for most of the year tbh.
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>>126031 I understand that but it is quite a 'coincidence' isn't it?
>>126043 Yeah it is a big coincidence. It's just I feel vindicated for supporting him over this year.
>>126052 I think either kenny or tana is gonna lose a title/briefcase match since kenny vs tana isn't that hype a main event, and frankly kenny is more likely to stay iwgp champ then tana is to hold onto the briefcase.
>>126054 >Tanahashi vs anyone in the main event of Tokyo Dome (Possibly for the last time) >Not a big draw Okada vs Omega at WK11 wasn't a big draw and had a lower attendance than most of the prior Wrestle Kingdoms. Ofcourse a lot has changed since then and Omega is a bigger deal than he was back then so they have a better chance than before. Still I don't think they might get as many as they did this year with Naito's run and Jericho's surprise match but overall should do fine. Omega being established as the foreign ace, this will be his biggest task. Honestly if not Tanahashi, who else could get Omega a good challenge? Okada perhaps but too early to have their rematch maybe. Naito could have been the other but he himself has a different route to go to now, not the IWGP title quite yet. Also Okada and Naito beat Tana at WK already. Omega is the next of the new big 3 that has to overcome old ace.
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>>126054 >tana is gonna lose a title/briefcase match imagine the heate


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