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Summerslam 2018 Autistic booking/predictions/show/faggotry thread Boliever 08/13/2018 (Mon) 00:25:37 Id: 22e131 No. 125133
It's here, the slightly-past-midyear PPV, and it's going to be a really **un*exciting one. Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Ronda Rousey Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch (Triple Threat Match) United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jeff Hardy Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander vs. Drew Gulak Finn Bálor vs. Constable Baron Corbin SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The New Day Rusev & Lana vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega (SummerSlam Kickoff Match)
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>not even the WWE has anything to say as a summary/preview for the US championship or dbry vs miz matches PREDICTIONS >Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns A real toss-up. They're hinting at bork losing it so they can finally get Roman Noodles over on a "nobody likes this champion, here's a solution" story, but at the same time the championship is probably the only thing keeping bork from going back to UFC full-time. >WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe Another tough one, since both are over as fuck. I'd bet Joe gets fucked over again though, but he could do much worse than losing to AJ. <Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Ronda Rousey Lousey Rousey is probably going to go over the moon. >Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens They've completely wasted Strowman since the horrible tag match at wrestlememeia this year, so I wouldn't be surprised if they gave KO a temporary Roman boost and won this one. >Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins Ziggler's had the belt for a little bit and pretty much lost every match since. Seffwinslol <SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch (Triple Threat Match) The only way I see anyone but Ric's daughter winning this is if Memesworth comes out. >United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jeff Hardy WWE doesn't care about this title and neither should you. Nakamura's been mostly wasted, but I don't have high hopes for Jeff winning anything either. >Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz Probably pushing Dbry to the moon. >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander vs. Drew Gulak Pic related. >Finn Bálor vs. Constable Baron Corbin THE GAY COMMUNITY >SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The New Day newgaywinslol and it's back to them vs usos and all other tag teams relegated to dark matches. <Rusev & Lana vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega (SummerSlam Kickoff Match) Rusev day is ruined again.
>>125133 >No Botcha and Booley match <Yet they're still dragging this fucking pointless fued >No Asska cuz of Faggot Memesworth or some shit >Ramen might fucking main event Summer Slam in another Bork match no one wants >No Jobsolution, ugly Aussies, or Job Squad WWE did something I thought was impossible to accomplish: make a main event so uninteresting and lame I won't even bother watching the stream (I could care less if Booley or other wrestlers don't show up, but these matches are just lame as balls). I don't think even Hogan can save SummerSlam.
Lame card. I'll only watch it for: >Miz vs Bryan Probably MizWinsLol to get some big heat and continue the rivalry. >AJ Styles vs Samoa Joe Could either way really. They have been promoting AJ's reign as the longest WWE Championship reign in over 5 years since CM Punk's so either that continues or he is losing it to a worthy contender like Joe on the big SummerSlam stage.
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>>125133 >Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns KO or braun cashes in and wins >WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe AJ retains? >Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Ronda Rousey Seems a bit early for Rousey to win the belt but she probably will >Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens I'm thinking KO wins because I don't know why else they would make this match stipulation. Although, Braun has "Monster In The Bank" shirts and they really seem to be pushing that catchphrase so maybe this match is to further get it over. >Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins Seth wins thanks to Ambrose >SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch (Triple Threat Match) I'm pretty sure Asuka will be added to the match this Tuesday. I'm guessing she will win because Charlotte and Becky will be distracted with one another and Carmella won't have Ellsworth to help her win. >United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jeff Hardy I'm guessing Snek is added to make it a triple threat. Regardless, I see Nak retaining via low blow(s) or something. >Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz Miz wins because Bryan still hasn't resigned with WWE. >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander vs. Drew Gulak Gulak >Finn Bálor vs. Constable Baron Corbin No contest due to AJ interfering and attacking Finn while calling him a faggot. On a serious note, this match is a waste of time that should be allotted to other matches >SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The New Day I could see it going either way. Bludgeon Brothers are on a roll and seemingly unstoppable, making me think they won't drop the belts until some jacked up team like War Raiders or Heavy Machinery are called up. Then again, New Day could pull some 3 man fuckery and become YOUR WORLD FAMOUS 5 TIME CHAMPS. Assuming Sanity doesn't interfere. >Rusev & Lana vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega (SummerSlam Kickoff Match) Andrade wins, possibly due to Aiden English fucking up again 7 HOURS
>>125141 >Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns Reigns wins, the crowd begrudgingly cheers him and then gets cashed in on so WWE don't have to deal with the fallout of a reigns title run. >WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe Joe to win. AJ's reign has to end sometime. >Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Ronda Rousey Bliss wins due to shenanigans. Rousey will probably win the SD title at Mania from Charlotte if all rumours are true. >Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens Not sure, but could see Kevin winning it. Braun doesn't need the briefcase really, especially if it sets up Braun to win it from Kevin further down the line. >Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins Ziggler to retain, I expect this to be the blowoff match too. >SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch (Triple Threat Match) I'd like to say Becky, but expect Charlotte. >United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jeff Hardy Nakamura to win by low blow. >Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz Miz I recon. This feels like a fued that's going to run for a bit. >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander vs. Drew Gulak Really hope Drew gets it, he's been one of the best things about 05 for awhile. Plus I was a huge mark for the lad when he was in CZW >Finn Bálor vs. Constable Baron Corbin THE GAY COMMUNITY? >SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The New Day
[Expand Post]Bludgeon brothers to retain. Would be senseless to dethrone them now. >Rusev & Lana vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega (SummerSlam Kickoff Match) Wetbacks to beat the Europoor and his slut wife.
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>>125133 >Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns <Roman wins lol, brock dropping the title. Would 10/10 if he just stiffs roman and takes the belt with him to UFC. >WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe <Money on Samoa because AJ is basically forever golden and this match will be too predictable if Joe jobs again. >Raw Women's Champion Alexa Bliss vs. Ronda Rousey <Ronda lol >Braun Strowman vs. Kevin Owens >Kevin wins by some technicality to continue the feud and get the case. Kevin used it to take the belt from roman in like 18 seconds. >Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins > Not sure, looking forward to this match. Money's on Seth >SmackDown Women’s Champion Carmella vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Becky Lynch (Triple Threat Match) < Everyone's a winner because of carmella's onesie >United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jeff Hardy <Jeff wins to complete Shin's transformation into a heel. Expect interferance. >Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz <Not sure looking forward to the match >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Cedric Alexander vs. Drew Gulak >midgets again, Hoping for gulak >Finn Bálor vs. Constable Baron Corbin > Finn beacuse gays cant lose >SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The New Day >Think New Day will win this to give the heels a chance at doing more traditional heel things. >Rusev & Lana vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega (SummerSlam Kickoff Match) <Money's on El Idiot because Rusev day is not allowed to be over.
Not interested in male matches since i am not GAY. 2 WOMEN Matches 1 has ric flairs ugly kid - he will win because HHH loves Ric 2nd one idk - I want Alexa Bliss to win because she is the only person in WWE that manages to make both reddit & tumblr seethe.
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>>125137 >ugly Aussies Them's fighting words.
>>125399 I'm really happy the faggot smarks are eating their own alive because Meltzer didn't cuck out enough for Peyton. I swear if they cause /oursnek/ to lose his job though I'm declaring war on the fucks Just you watch, soon there'll be a livestream of Meltzer naked, strapped to a post and in the soap-retrieving position, before Royce enters the shot with the biggest, blackest strap-on imaginable and pounds the everloving fuck out of Dave's shithole. And even after said event's livestreaming, they still won't accept his apology.
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>Tfw wwe knows their shows are shit so they have an actual good show the night before Thanks wwe.
What exactly is the reason NXT is better than the main card? Is it simply the talent or is it the writing staff?
>>125402 I think a lot of it is just time. They do four or five ppv's every year and film blocks of shows that air one hour every week. Compare that to the clusterfuck that's the main roster, 5 hours of live tv every week (6 if you count 205), house shows 3 or four times a week and a ppv every month.
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>>125399 This is a body shaming free zone
>>125406 Too bad WWE fired Emma. They could've had a shitposting aussie trio as a faction.
>>125408 I was gonna make a joke about how they'd be the Australian riotttttttttt Squad, but they already are.
Dave Meltzer did nothing wrong. He was exposing shitty fake tits. Faggot Smarks are just mad he knows the scam of silicon.
My only prediction is they'll stupidly end the show with Lesnar v. [LOUD BOOING] and the crowd will shit all over the main event again.
>>125478 Only way to salvage it is to have Braun cash in and win the belt
>>125479 You misspelt ko
>>125478 can't wait for beat the traffic chants
>>125482 LET'S GO BEACHBALL
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Braun came in some poo in loo TV show
>>125483 I love when they bring out the beachball and all the soyboy wrestling jurnos cry for months about it.
>>125484 >How many bolliwood bitch brava could a braun strowman bow if braun bravo could bo bitches.
>No Booley on the card You know what that means
>>125487 booleyfag will fuck off forever?
Kickoff show starts at 5, in about an hour from now. Matches confirmed for this part of the show are: >Rusev & Lana vs. Andrade “Cien” Almas & Zelina Vega >The B-Team vs. The Revival (For the Raw Tag Team Championship) >Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Drew Gulak (For the Cruiserweight Championship)
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>>125489 I don't think you'll see much of Booley anymore
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If he loses tonight is it safe to call him the Samoan Goto?
>>125491 You'll see her in womyn's ppv when the horse and boo connection win the tag titles.
Posting true B-Team theme (for real Bolievers only)
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>>125496 >He's even standing on his toes >Still short
We're live pal
GIMME THE GREENLIGHT
>These shit 3D renders Nice one dunn
https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1031220255828336642 >Asuka relegated to special olympics stuff BEEG does JUST
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Carmella looking good tonight
Did the budget cuts hit them again? Can't they afford a table and renee anymore?
Warrior's wife looks fucking terrifying.
>>125501 Took her less than a year to go from undefeated for longer than goldberg to jobbing in shitty matches to caramel and disappearing.
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>Referencing jabbles bullying on air Be a star
>Angle selling for rousey
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Zelina a cute
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Man why is this almas guy stealing naitos moves?
>>125510 He's not even a real mexican like naito.
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>Lifting Vega >power
Stardom rookies opening matches are better than this
>That slow as fuck roll up >Too short to reach the ropes to cheat
WEEP WOOP
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>mfw my son is dead
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>heyman didnt spray roman with pepperspray >it was roids spray
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>This segment
>Gulak's finisher isnt the gulag
Respectful 205 crowd.
So these are the great cruiserweights huh
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>slower than MR matches
>People berate you for not wanting an hour of this shit every week So this is the power of 205 live
these fucking sloppy botched pins
Second match, second botched finish. Starting off with a bang.
>>125527 Don't worry, B-Team is next!
>>125528 >tfw Bo looks like le woop woop bird man
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>>125529 that nerd can't compete
JOE JOE
>interrupting Joe's promo.
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>Coach
/b/ TEAM /b/ TEAM GO GO GO!
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GRRRR
fuck this gay earth
BOLIEVE IN THE B-TEAM
>Geeking out revival like that hah
THE POWER OF MEMES
So a win that makes both teams look like crap

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>>125544 nice dubs bo
>that rousey makeup OH MY FUCK
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hahahaha
>>125547 Are they trying to always make her makeup as ugly as possible to distract from the rest of her face?
>>125546 >>125547 batman gimmick inc
>Silly string
yezzir
>here we are AGAIN
Let's hope KO or Braun cashes in and wins
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>Daniel Cornedbeef
how much time have they killed now making roman sound strong
>>125558 Oh fuck.
Strap in lads
>Seth wearing Purple Homer gear
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Ambrose and Seth got some new gear
PRESIDENT CAMACHO
Where's the fucking streams?
>>125562 Incoming heel turn.
>>125564 WWE Network for only $9.99
>Thanos with a golden leg
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>>125567 >Thanos with only one golden boot <That ain't balanced bitch
Why is coach on the spanish team?
dean turns heel with drew, dolph turns face /w seth
>>125559 You mean OH VEY
Summerestholds
Needs more Tongan interferences
State of that slingblade.
Respectful summerslam crowd is excited.
HARDEST PART OF THE RING!
HIGH FRY FROW
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>Incredible mash
BLUE THUNDER SUPERPLEX!
The crowd audio sounds like shit this PPV. Preparing for Ramen?
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>blood UNSAFE WORKER
Aaaaand ziggy's annual midcard push is over. See you next year.
>Kingslayer stomp
>No partner turn What was the point? Where's the payoff?
Welp I guess we have to wait till ram for the turn. Also I still think its funny that people pay wwe to watch ads.
>Why not crank a few
NIKKISAWA
The bimbo twins
Bella interference confirmed.
By the way nikki vs ronda is supposed to be the main event of evolution.
>Dickbutt is tapping one of them.
Here comes the modern day minstrel show
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Can't stop botching
=Liver BREAKer=
wow.gif
>DQ >Not even tongan
>Earthquake >Shows nia snax Uh oh someone needs to be educated on micro aggressions.
I hope (((Jon Stewart))) gets gassed.
>>125562 SETH IS INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMP!
So….Who exactly is supposed to be the heel in Braun vs KO?
WOW.GIF
Kevin got buried why
>Didn't see WWE for months, decided to see a bit of NXT >Didn't pay attention despite it apparently being good, cause I'm so jaded towards WWE. >Watch Summerslam, see this shit. Why did I bother to see WWE again?
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>>125606 nxt was a 4 star show >This summerslam is about -30 stars in
>>125607 -6 stars, Dave.
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>tfw Mella will never laugh at you like that
>>125609 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stop it dunn
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>>125610 Keep booing nerd
>>125609 >botox lip injections or whatever the fuck it is. Ew.
>>125612 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>125614 She's gonna win and you're gonna have to deal with it
>>125615 OVER MY DEAD BODY BITCH
Who cares who wins the pissBREAK?
>Not catching Charlotte Are they retarded?
BECKYFAGS UTTERLY BTFO
wew
SUCK IT MELLA!
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>>125621 She's still a champion screw you
Wtf I love becky now
>WWE Midcard title
>AJ has never main evented a PPV >fucking Ellsworth has a victory over him >People still want more people from NJPW in WWE
Samoa Joe is the Blue Meanie of today
TNA TNA TNA
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Thoughts on AJ's wife and daughter?
>>125630 AJ could have gotten a better wife.
>>125630 she's cute the wife ain't bad either
>>125630 Womanlet
>>125630 He's smart. Date an average woman who will just be grateful that she's married to a buff, rich, famous man. Date a bombshell and she'll leave you quickly because she's not getting enough attention.
>>125634 Not to mention the woman appears to be some kind of loli making machine
AJ styles is boring
>>125636 >t. Kenny Omega
STYLES CRASH
Nearly killed him I thought.
>TNA chants
I'M YOUR PAPI
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>DQ
>AJ marrying a hobbit
>Another bullshit DQ. Why?
>>125644 the emotions maggle!
Lashley incoming
JUST
BTFO OUT OF NU YORKERS!
Did he just say "fuck this thing"?
>It's not Miz anymore, It's B!
>Total Bellas
The Miz did nothing wrong.
>>125653 The miz did one thing wrong. He wasn't a good friend to bo.
>"You okay?" >"Yes"
PIMP JUICE
>>125654 >The miz did one thing wrong. He wasn't a good friend to bo. This
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lolwwe
classic heel brass knuckle sandwich
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bah gawd its the demon
The gay community transformed I'll be damned
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>Finn confirmed for Semen Demon
You know what, I'll take it.
>flaming squash match
>Vince told him to stick his tongue out more
BE READY
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>>125669 >>Vince told him to stick his tongue out more that tongue suggestively placed <Never seen corbin smile so much after losing
I'VE BEEN HERE THREE FUCKING YEARS
How did the Bellas ever get a show that lasted this long with that bad of acting
>>125664 So is that Balor trans-ego?
>>125674 He used to do this more often before he came out of the closet. >>125666 Satan confirmed for Semen Demon lover check em
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Holy shit Jeff is slower than a snail
SHAKE HIS HAND
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I hope Jeff fucks-off for 3 months or so, because he needs that time to recover That fucking swanton bomb spot made me worry about whatever health he has left
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Fuck finish confirmed
>Sperg walk
>>125675 I recall but his old paint job didnt look like a demonjc invitation for a lucky pierre.
>tried looking like Roddy Piper Please bury this cunt.
Imagine having to sell for bliss
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>Doing the haka THAT'S HENARES MOVE!
Coach is fucking retarded
GET FUCKED BLISSHITS
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>tfw your stream died
>[LOUD BOOING] begins
Are you ready to cheer roman, wooo?
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>[LOUDER BOOING] begins
What are the chances of Braun Stroman coming into the ring and cashing in his MITB contract right now?
>Roar of the crowd
>>125697 Really fucking low >Dunn begins muting the crowd
pyro is dead, the future is 1990s looking floating cgi logos
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HAHAHAHAHA
>>125701 >Romand Rains
>>125701 He looks like a fucking neanderthal.
>>125703 Just like IRL Reigns
>>125701 >tfw missed the sign Hope it gets gif'd
>Roman beats both Braun AND Brock Evil genius Vince
What
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>The same auto-DDT spot again
OH MY THE TONGANS ARE COMING DOWN THE RAMP!
>>125709 WHERE THE FUCK IS TAMA AND FALE WHEN YOU NEED THEM !?
>you both suck
LOL
There, it's over, now FUCKING CASH IN ALREADY
What a show
This is not keeping roman strong
>>125713 looks like they're saving that for RAW.
Couldn't hear the crowd because spanish commentary was too loud, was that cheers or usual [LOUD BOOING] ?
Shit finish but not in the way i expected. only reason crowd didn't shit all over the match was because of Strowman coming out. even saw a beach ball in the crowd.
>>125717 Crowd was unhappy, the only reason you didn't have complete and utter [LOUD BOOING] was because of Pushedman coming out.
>>125719 And I asume that "pop" at the end was Dunn doing his usual bullshit
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>>125720 Yep, it was more hyped up than it actually was. Some people were happy for Roman winning though (lesser of two evils thing) but otherwise a lot of it was added in.
>>125721 Can you consider the samoan mutt a spot monkey ? because he spams Superman Punch and that fucking spear way too much
>3 Dqs in a fucking PPV >Charlottewinslol. Gotta make Ric's kid look good after returning from an injury. Make way for Jane Cena! <So many burials <One shitty tease after another >Fucking Bellas had to come back. Can't let Lousy Rousy steal the attention from Cena's slut fiance <Bellas had some pornstar-tier acting in their segments >Lousy Rousy has another shitty match that wasn't even 10 minutes <Wins anyway with bad wrestling, and is pushed to the fucking moon with a short win. <Now people are turning on Lousy not because of Alexa, but they're seeing how much she sucks when she's forced to do something without media or help from Dana/The McMahons >Ramen wins after 6 losing streaks lol <Tease Braun will do something only to do nothing I never thought I'd see Vince top Sjwmania for being the worst PPV out there, but he did it somehow. If the Aj match didn't have a shit ending, it would have been considered the best match of the night. I didn't even bother watching the shit preshow because I didn't feel like seeing the Sjwjew's face on my screen (Fuck that piece of shit Jew Rosenberg). >>125721 They were happy the feud ended, knowing whoever wins they lose. >>125719 The crowd hated the PPV. It was a 5 hour Ram episode with no Booley bullshit.
>>125399 Nah they're pretty ugly, and they can't wrestle. If they were good they would have been in this shit PPV.
>>125723 >t. pissed off smark
>>125725 t.sheepleposter
>>125562 Remember when the Shield reunited? Me neither.
Sounds like I didn't miss anything good by skipping this today. Nice.
>>125728 Lucky bastard!
I just saw the becky heel turn. Oh wow wwe really? You have someone over as a pure babyface, something rare nowadays and you not only fuck her over at every turn but now you're turning her heel? All for what, giving woman reigns another notch on her belt?
>>125690 ←- >>125696 NU UNIVERSAL CHAMPION
[Loud booing]
>>125731 >NU UNIVERSAL CHAMPION On the plus side: Bork steroids should be gone now and that retarded looking belt at least is gonna be defended On the bad side: We're back at Romanwinslol, Samoan mutt is gonna main event EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PPV until the end of time, WWE Championship will be left as a mid-card belt, Braun was left looking like an absolute retard
>>125563 >>125733 Maybe we'll see AJ take on Ramen Honestly its the only way to fix this shitshow
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>>125730 >Woman Reigns Charlotte is more like Cena 2.0, but with MUH LEGACY or MUH DADDY FLAIR. The mind-boggling thing is they wanted you to feel bad for Charlotte because she got attacked by Becky after she stole Becky's opportunity like the nepotism bitch she is. That's like feeling bad for Cena in an alternate time line where Zack Ryder beats the fucking shit out of him for stealing Eve Torres and opportunities from him. >>125725 It's disappointing knowing people are not only okay with 5 hour ppvs being shitty Ram/SD episodes, but they're also okay with the shit treatment and endless spitting the company gives them and even their own wrestlers who aren't Cena, Ramen, Bellas, Lousy, Bork, Orton, Samoans, Naomi, Charlotte, etc.. Lousy Rousey's match was hyped by the WWE, but it was less than a 10 minute burial because Lousy can't do anything that requires effort.
>>125734 It was done before, and not even Aj could save it. He only won because Ramen got busted for drugs,but once the drug suspension dropped, Ramen went back to Ramenwinslol mode. Are you guys for Lousy Rousey (or Female Bork) and Ramen shoved down your throats with some Bella bullshit?! Maybe if we're lucky, Cena will make the shit show even worse when he comes back from whatever stupid project he's doing.
>>125737 Because we have nothing else to watch.
>>125739 Nigga if you don't have anything to do with your life to watch 5 hours of a shitty WWE PPV then you need to reevaluate what you are doing in your whole life.
>>125738 >>125737 *slapslap*
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>>125736 >>125701 AHH YEZZIR
>>125738 Or here is an idea: How bout we all just stop watching this train wreck of an company and just watch Japanese and Indie shows for now on. WWE is slowly turning into a disaster with horrible writers that make Impact look efficient and competent. Also including the fact that WWE is trying to shove in their SJW WOMYN OVALATION Bullshit in our faces. Yeah enjoy Lousy Rousy injuring half your female roster with her green as goose shit wrestling. Great that they only have 7 of the 50 female wrestlers worth watching. And as for the male section, sure they have great talent that is signed there. But the problem is that creative doesn't know what the fuck to do with said talent. Prince Devitt, wasted. Seth Rollins, wasted. Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows, wasted. For what to push a wrestler no body cares about? So my point with that is what do you think they will do with Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks? What do you think they will do with Pentagon Jr. and Fenix? What do you think they will do with Matt Riddle? They pick them up because they are indie darlings or popular outside the WWE. But when they get them what do they do: fuckall. WWE needs to let go of Vince's concept of wrestling. Stephanie needs to let go taking control of WWE because she is running it to the ground. And as for Triple H, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU ANYMORE GO AWAY! I don't want to see Triple H and Taker. WHY IS THIS A THING?! Sorry for being this long but here is the tl:dr version: No need to watch WWE any more, go watch ROH, Impact, Indies, or Puro. WWE is slowly dying.
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>>125743 ahh nozzir
>>125743 >t. Dixie Carter
>>125743 >WWE is slowly dying. I've heard that so many times over the years but it won't happen, not especially after their billion dollar deal with Fox and their stocks higher than ever. WWE will carry on but like a zombie. Speaking of Fox, it's the same as The Simpsons, living on like a zombie kept alive by execs and some retarded amount of fans that still watch it out of force of habit.
>>125892 We just have to hope the normalfags don't latch onto it so that FOX will shitcan them.
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Wow just saw the replay and Balor's face paint felt a little bit weird…
>>125892 It's a paradox that while ratings and attendances go down, WWE seems more invincible than ever. Likewise, the indy scene is healthier than its ever been but pro-wrestling has never been less relevant or mainstream.
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>>125998 ayo hol up
>>126001 >WWE seems more invincible than ever. If it wasn't for Vinnie Mac's business deals, WWE would have been forced to face the cold truth a long time ago
>>126001 It's tv competition is a joke (NFL is losing ratings too), and even if a Ram hits the lowest rating, a Jersey Shore reality show isn't going to put a giant dent on Ram. Impact got better (not by much, but still more watchable than Ram or SD), but it's not going to steal WWE's crowd any time soon. It's like GW: sure, no one really plays Age of Shitmar, but what's really going to threaten GW if they poz the fuck out of Age of Shitmar with Sjw shite, or it has no real competition (lol 9th Age and WarmaHordes)? >>126006 Vinny and Linda won't be around forever, and I doubt Paul and Stephanie will keep things booming. Shane might because he's more business savvy than his cunt sister.
>>126007 >It's like GW: sure, no one really plays Age of Shitmar, but what's really going to threaten GW if they poz the fuck out of Age of Shitmar with Sjw shite, or it has no real competition (lol 9th Age and WarmaHordes)? >Current year WWE and GeeDubs I'm absolutely horrified by how accurate that comparison is >GW constant pushing of Sigmarines and Spees Meehrens first and foremost is akin to Vince jacking off to Cena and Reigns >Sisters of Battle being shat on for 20+ years is too damn similar to the absolute state of Rusev I could go on and on with this
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>>126007 >Shane might because he's more business savvy than his cunt sister Too bad he doesn't seem to be allowed to run anything. Why wasn't he at least there for the Evolution PPV announcement when his whole family, including Vince was there? He even sold off most of his stocks when he left the company a few years ago and owns next to nothing now.
>>126008 >Legacy armies:veteran wrestlers who will never get treated like Cena and the Bellas unless they're Ric >Older Shitmar armies (pre Tumblr Edition): Zac Ryder and Ruru (more popular, but GW hates them because of this). >New Tumblr af armies: WYMZ RVLCCN, NJPW, or someone like Lousy Rousy shovef down your throat >Sigmahreens and Speeshmahreens: The Cena and Charlotte Flair of GW >New interesting armies: The Braun (likable, but GW will make sure the Tumblr Sigmahreens can counter them hard. Can't make the Mahreens look bad) >Shitty new Chaos of the month: The Ramen of GW I think it's pretty accurate >>126010 He's not even around for the Lousy Rousey shit going on.


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