sheeeeit

>>126065 wow what a dumbass, whether or not he's serious

>>126065 someone please save the video from tonight i have to go to the store and don't want to miss it in case this idiot is serious

>>126065 It's gonna be a shoot brother HH

>>126065 I hope it happens, it'll be the only interesting on Raw

Spoilers

>>126065 Goddamit, i've always felt live event security is super fucking lax at these. All it's going to take is one fucking idiot and/or psycho to fuck it up for everybody.

We really needed to see this match for the 5034374324th time

Ok, if the dude who was thinking of making an 8/wooo/ cytube for events decides to do it and decides to do the weekly shows too, please oh please do NOT interrupt the fucking show to put on random videos and unfunny meme music/niggerrap during the BREAKs. All it does is fuck up the stream.

Corbin Sucks chants….

>>126079 YOU CAN'T WRESTLE

>>126078 Agreed. Play buttrock instead

Vintage WWE

B-Team will steal the show unless that dude becomes an hero

https://twitter.com/JasonSensationX/ He got Benoit'd

This is your card for tonight

>>126085 Spoilers: ** >Sasha Banks vs. Dana Brooke >IC Title: Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens >Backstage segments with Corbin/Braun, another with Elias. >Bobby Lashley vs. The Ascension >Dean Ambrose vs. Jinder Mahal. Set up by a backstage segment **

>>126087 >JUSTcension gets to be on the main show <it's jobbing to Lashley >Dean comes back <his first match is with return-to-comedy-jobber Mahal

>Torontos finest Sasha Banks I remember that legendary Canadian sasha fuckin banks

>>126090 Did they really call her that?

>>126091 Titus did

Hey now, Day Day's been practicing. This may be interesting.

You can tell when Sasha is losing by the scowl on her face

What did he mean by this?

>>126096 I think she may be winning me over. That was a pretty good performance. And DAT THICCNESS doesn't hurt either.

>>126098 i think he fucked her

>>126100 Kek.

>>126103 Anyone who's curious. And yes, that's enough about Randy Orton and his slit.

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0827/645264/former-wwe-personality-jason-sensation-makes-suicide-claim/ >Wrestling Inc. sent a text to Russo, who confirmed that he heard back from Sensation. According to Russo, Sensation confirmed that the tweet was a joke, he is OK and he is sorry. And all chances of Raw being interesting are now gone.

>>126106 >Joking about suicide retard

>>126106 That's not a fucking joke. Someone get this faggot the fuck outta that stadium.

>>126105 I'm good love, enjoy.

>>126107 I see exactly what went wrong. Bossman hit the ropes just before Akeem, so there was a whole lot more slack than he was expecting.

>>126108 Well first he's probably not even there. Second, he already said it's a joke and unless Russo is being worked or working us it's not gonna happen. Third, you're a pussy.

>>126111 Oh, fuck off. It'd be all we need for dipshit to shoot up a Raw event. Sorry I can't pose like an edgy faggot like you.

>>126113 >>126114

>>126116 >>126106 >>126080

Heres for everyone that came expecting death

>>126115 I don't understand what position you're coming from. How could a suicide on tv make Raw any worse?

bah gawd Kevin Steen is ALL IN

BEE

>>126124 >Forget this? <Team

https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight wew

>>126065 >Jason Sensation The guy who played Owen in the DX Nation skits. If he's going to do it, he should do it while dressed up as Owen dressed up as the Blue Meanie wearing a safety harness.

THE STREAK IS OVER

>KO quiot >B-Team lost and probably will become comedy jobbers after they lose the titles RAM is finished

>>126130 Maybe WALK WITH ELIAS will save it?

I legit want it to be a swimsuit pillowfight match.

I legit miss Trish being in WWE but time has not been kind to her face

Becky Lynch with the bantz.

>>126132 >>126133 >>126134

>>126136 She looks better now tbh

Is that a bedazzled SS hat?

>>126137 >Behold the Booley fag as he attempts to pass for normal.

>>126135 Oops, wrong image.

>>126139 It's not Booley anymore

>>126143 >Booleyfag evolves into Tonifag I'm alright with this

Mah Foxxy autism lookin' like a snack.

>>126145 Mah Foxxy Wife-u, you goddam philistines. Goddam peesashit nerdfilter.

>>126138 >>126145

>>126149 >>126145

>>126149 >>aLOSERcia fux Fight ya, m8. Sweat on me mum.

So is that guy going to kill himself or is this show going to be a piece of shit all the way through?

>>126143 just because you change your obsession doesn't make you less pathetic

>>126149 She taps like the bitch she is.

>Bella Twins outta nowhere >Bellas wrestling again next week The stink of failure is pungent on this episode of Raw.

>>126159 Baron Corbin is the problem.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME

>>126160 >Baron <That's a funny way to spell women

>>126163 No one talks like this

Said it before, i'll say it again, with what's going on nowadays that Illuminati gimmick could be pure fucking money. Real waste on WWE's part, but then again, wasting fucking million dollar gimmicks is what they do nowadays, innit?

>>126165 Nah, they need to push things in the "this person is a woman and that's her only qualification" direction instead.

>>126165 If we lived in a non cucked world they would run with the Randy Orton dick handshake meme as a gimmick and he'd be facing Joey Ryan in the main event of Survivor Series.

Dean looks like the kind of guy that would start shit because you looked at him

>>126167 >dick handshake I haven't kept up with Raw in awhile, what's the dick handshake?

>>126169 Nvm, googled it. Orton's a dirty birdy.

>>126169 >not knowing about based snek's handshake http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0814/644797/former-wwe-star-accuses-randy-orton-of-more-bad-behavior/

>>126173 Oh fuck, when Orton did a houseshow in our town he high-fived fucking everybody. I mean, to the point of it being far past excessive. I thought he was trying to recuperate his image of being aloof and standoffish. I was like, damn, Orton's working the whole crowd. D…Did we get ORTON'D. >mfw I only fist bumped that fucker!

>>126175 You big leagued him bro? That's fucked up.

>>126175 >Not holding your hand out to shake Orton's dick hand like a sir

Why does Roman hold the belt like a bum sack

>>126178 He's a badass

>>126178 It probably still stinks like Brock Lesnar's ass

>>126177 >yfw you realize Orton's ass-pennying the world.

>>126163 >>126164 >announce the Bellas are coming back next week >Later on in the night offhandedly mention that is for a squash match

>>126181 >mfw

either something big is happening or something really dumb is happening

>>126107 Thats the second time I've seen one of the twin towers fall for no reason.

>>126182 Those young up and comers the Bella twins really need that win FUCK YOU WWE

>>126187 >state of riotttttttttttttttttttt squad

Roman BTFO

>>126188 They deserve better

satisfying ending

>>126186 Underrated.

>Brawn gets attacked 3 on 1 by the shill >Yay fuck him up shill >Brawn attacks roman 3 on 1 with his new friends >Boo why you do this brawn? Nice writing there wwe.