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Survivor Series 2018 Boliever 11/18/2018 (Sun) 17:38:48 Id: 5002a7 No. 131005
Hide your kids Edition Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. WWE Champion Daniel Bryan >The Beast is about to go one-on-one with Daniel Bryan in an epic Champion vs. Champion clash on the one night of the year where Raw and SmackDown go head-to-head to determine ultimate brand supremacy, Survivor Series. >At WWE Crown Jewel, Brock Lesnar once again laid claim to the Universal Championship in controversial fashion, using a pre-match sneak attack by Acting Raw General Manager Baron Corbin to lay waste to Braun Strowman. On the same night, The Phenomenal One overcame his long-standing adversary Samoa Joe to keep the WWE Title around his waist. However, while a Survivor Series rematch between Lesnar and Styles was originally announced, an intense altercation between The Champ That Runs the Camp and WWE’s “Yes!” Man on the Nov. 13 edition of SmackDown LIVE led to an impromptu WWE Title Match. And when Bryan emerged victorious over Styles to become the new titleholder in the classic showdown, The Beard also won the right to face The Conqueror this Sunday! >Now, the fates have conspired and set these two dynamic athletes on a collision course. What will happen when Lesnar goes to battle against Bryan in WWE’s fall classic? Find out at Survivor Series this Sunday at 7 ET/4 PT, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network! Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair >The Baddest Woman on the Planet is about to square off against The Queen when Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey goes to war against Charlotte Flair at Survivor Series. >Originally, Rousey was slated to slug it out with SmackDown Women’s Champion Stone Cold, but plans changed when The Irish Lass Kicker suffered a BROKEN face and severe concussion during the blue brand’s surprise assault on Monday Night Raw, and she wasn’t medically cleared to compete. The Man herself emerged before the WWE Universe to pick her replacement, and she chose her bitter rival, Charlotte Flair. >Now, the two forces of nature will join the battle for brand supremacy in a highly personal showdown. Find out which competitor claims a monumental victory for her brand on the one night of the year where Raw and SmackDown LIVE Superstars compete in head-to-head competition. Don’t miss Survivor Series, Sunday, Nov. 18, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network. Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins vs. United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura >Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins faces off against United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura in what promises to be an instant classic at Survivor Series, the one night a year when Raw and SmackDown LIVE compete in head-to-head competition. >Not only will this mark the first encounter between The Kingslayer and The King of Strong Style, but the battle will also determine which brand and which champion truly reign supreme. Since recapturing the Intercontinental Championship at SummerSlam, Seth Rollins has been hellbent on restoring the prestige behind the “workhorse title.” Over on the blue brand, Nakamura has been busy ushering in a new era for the prestigious star-spangled title. >Although each champion represents the best of the best on his brand, who reps their brand the strongest? Find out when this Champion vs. Champion non-title bout goes down at Survivor Series, Sunday, Nov. 18, at 7 ET/4 PT, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network. Women’s 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match >As a crucial part of Raw and SmackDown’s battle for brand supremacy at Survivor Series, the 5-on-5 Women’s Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match promises to be an explosive encounter. >In a bold move, Acting Raw General Manager Baron Corbin has chosen five-time Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss as the captain of Team Red. The following week, The Goddess of WWE chose her team: Natalya, Mickie James, Nia Jax, Tamina and Ruby riotttttttttt. >As far as SmackDown LIVE’s combatants, General Manager Paige announced that Team Blue would be represented by Asuka, Carmella, Naomi and Sonya Deville. But, with Charlotte Flair now set to face Raw Women's Champion Ronda Rousey, who will be the fifth member of Team Blue SmackDown LIVE this Sunday? Which team will triumph at WWE’s fall classic? >Don’t miss all the action when Raw and SmackDown go head-to-head Sunday, Nov. 18, at Survivor Series, streaming live at 7 ET/4 PT on the award-winning WWE Network!

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Men’s 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match >The battle lines have been drawn for the Men’s 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match on Nov 18, the one night a year where Raw and SmackDown LIVE clash in head-to-head competition. >Acting Raw General Manager Baron Corbin wasted little time putting a plan in motion for the explosive inner-brand showdown, naming himself as Raw Team Captain, taking a managerial role in the contest rather than actually competing, and selecting Drew McIntyre & Dolph Ziggler as the first two members of his team. Then, in surprise move, Corbin named Braun Strowman as the third member, the very Superstar he recently helped Brock Lesnar defeat in order to once again make The Beast the Universal Champion. >The issue was supposedly settled, though, when Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon returned to Raw the following week and promised Strowman a title rematch against The Beast and a match of payback against Corbin if he helped her overcome Team SmackDown LIVE. >Stephanie also added Finn Bálor to the team after his impressive victory over Dolph Ziggler. Later that night, Bobby Lashley became the final member of Team Raw when he scored a controversial victory over Elias. >As for their opposition, SmackDown LIVE has answered with an impressive combination of its own. First, Commissioner Shane McMahon and General Manager Paige originally decided to make Daniel Bryan and The Miz the Co-Captains of Team Blue. As strange as that decision seemed (especially to the two Superstars), the longtime-adversaries managed to work together, agreeing that Shane McMahon needs to be on the squad, selecting Rey Mysterio after his victory over Andrade “Cien” Almas, and choosing Samoa Joe after he defeated Jeff Hardy. >However, when an altercation between AJ Styles and Danial Bryan led to a WWE Championship Match between them on the Nov. 13 edition of SmackDown LIVE, General Manager Paige decided to remove Bryan from Team Blue’s traditional Survivor Series Team. In response, SmackDown’s lone captain The Miz wasted no time naming Jeff Hardy as his replacement. >Don’t miss all the action of Survivor Series, Sunday, Nov. 18, at 7 ET/4 PT, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network! WWE Cruiserweight Champion Buddy Murphy vs. Mustafa Ali >At Survivor Series, WWE Cruiserweight Champion Buddy Murphy will face his first major challenger – The Heart of WWE 205 Live, Mustafa Ali. >At WWE Super Show-Down Buddy Murphy defied all expectations, winning the WWE Cruiserweight Championship in his hometown of Melbourne, Australia and handing Cedric Alexander his first defeat of 2018. With Alexander not performing to WWE 205 Live General Manager Drake Maverick’s standards in the aftermath of his loss, Murphy’s training partner Tony Nese and Ali faced off to determine who would challenge The Juggernaut. Pushing himself to his physical limits, Ali defeated The Premier Athlete and earned the opportunity to challenge for the title. >The WWE Universe is certainly in for a treat, as Ali and Murphy have battled each other before, including when they met in a wild No Disqualification Match that WWE.com ranked as the best bout in the first 100 episodes of WWE 205 Live. >Can The Heart of WWE 205 Live defeat Murphy once again and claim the WWE Cruiserweight Championship, or will Murphy prove he is truly the best Cruiserweight in the world? Find out at WWE Survivor Series on Sunday, Nov. 18, at 7 ET/4 PT, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network Raw Tag Team Champions AOP vs. SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar (w/ Big Show) >Across all of Survivor Series’ planned Champion vs. Champion Matches, you will see battles of finesse, strength and attitude. And then there’s the tag team division, in which it’ll come down to which hoss hits hardest and who’s left standing. >AOP, the newly-crowned Raw Tag Team Champions, will take on SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar at WWE’s fall classic, setting the course for an epic slugfest between two ascendant monsters and a pair of proficient brawlers who have evolved from bitter enemies to five-time Tag Team titleholders. Of course, with Drake Maverick at the helm, Akam & Rezar are hardly directionless in their attack, but Cesaro & Sheamus’ own equalizer, Big Show, might prove to be too tall an obstacle for even the surging newcomers to power past. >Tune in to Survivor Series, streaming live Sunday, Nov. 18, at 7 ET/4PT on the award-winning WWE Network.
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10-on-10 Tag Team Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match (Kickoff Match) >Survivor Series Kickoff will also host a 10-on-10 Tag Team Traditional Survivor Series Match between Raw and SmackDown LIVE’s finest squads. >Over on the blue brand, The Usos will lead the charge after securing the captaincy in a high-stakes showdown against The New Day on SmackDown LIVE. In a surprise move after the matchup, the decorated duo selected their longtime rivals as the first picks for Team SmackDown’s tag team lineup. Then, the following week, Jimmy & Jey selected SAnitY, The Colons and Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson to round off their powerhouse team. >As for Team Red, Raw hosted a Tag Team Battle Royal, and the duo of Bobby Roode & Chad Gable emerged victorious to earn the captaincy for Team Red, which includes Lucha House Party, The Ascension, The Revival and The B-Team. >Each team represents the best of the best on their brand, but only one side can grasp the mantle of brand supremacy. Who will prevail in this explosive brand warfare? Find out when this 10-on-10 Tag Team Traditional Survivor Series Match takes place during a special Survivor Series Kickoff, Sunday, Nov. 18 at 5 ET / 2 PT, streaming live on the award-winning WWE Network. You can also see Survivor Series Kickoff on WWE.com, the WWE App, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and http://taima.tv/r/wooo.
Hopefully Nakamura finally has a good match, Seth seems like the only guy allowed to have good matches with anyone
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. WWE Champion Daniel Bryan This one should be interesting even if it'll be a squash. >Lousy Rousey v. Charlotte <Nepotism v. Celebrity Whoever wins, we lose. WWE still wants to MAKE CHARLOTTE STRONK, yet they still want to give Lousy Rousey everything. They're trying to have cake and eat it. >Intercontinental Champion Seth Rollins vs. United States Champion Shinsuke Nakamura Hopefully this one will be good. >Women’s 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match Who the fuck cares? >Men’s 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match Kind of interested in this. I can Braun getting screwed over, but he gets his match with Corbin next month. >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Buddy Murphy vs. Mustafa Ali No one gives a shit about the Loserweight Division >Raw Tag Team Champions AOP vs. SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar (w/ Big Show) Move over, New Stars! >10-on-10 Tag Team Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match (Kickoff Match) Gee I wonder who will win? (end sarcasm)
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Whose willing to bet the Lucha House party will disappear after today? They only dragged them out because their tag division is shallow as all hell
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LASH LEE
>>131012 NO ONE LOOKS LIKE MY MAN BOBBY LASHLEY
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THIS IS HIS FAVORITE POSE
Dbry gonna get turned into mincemeat for speaking out against Saudi
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Alexa lookin real hot
Who is the bitch with the dyke hair? King looks dead inside.
>>131019 That's Beth Phoenix you mark
I don't see why Beckyfags are mad at Nia, they should be happy. Becky would've just been fed to Ronda. I guess Beckbeards are just whiners.
GET OFF RUBY YOU BITCH
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>>131022 she just has one of those faces you want to smash with a sledgehammer
>>131023 No, not really she has one of those cute faces that makes you think she's a lovely girl outside of character.
Paige bbygirl, red lipstick does not suit you
>>131025 Especially when its smeared on excessively in attempt to maker her lips look bigger
>Hugging Charlotte Way to flush 3 months of story down the toilet VERY STONE COLD LIKE
Charlotte lookin nice
So who is the surprise on the SD wymyn team?
>>131029 Mandy or Nikki Cross Maybe Kairi for an extra surprise Lita/Trish for extra BEEG
R TRUTH IS THE 5TH MEMBER
>>131030 R TRUTH IS THE 5TH MAN
so is nikki cross even on smackdown or was her match just a one off
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This ATROCITY is not on Toni Time
>>131034 no one cares about toni, she's not on this ppv, shut up about her
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>>131035 get stuffed, I'm looking at the shop to see if the shirt Io Shirai wore last night is on there. It isn't.
>king fucking corpsing >drake out bantering everyone Fucking good shit dude
>The Colons
>>131034 >>131036 Hey booleybitch fuck off you nigger lover
Had to step out? What did I miss? >>131020 Triggered, fag? >>131036 You're such a faggot, Booleyfag
BAH GAWD LARS
Don't forget guys if you buy a subscription… SURVIVOR SERIES IS FREE! SO IS TLC!
>>131042 FREE FOR NEW SUBSCRIBERS ONLY
das mahboi dee bryan!
Beth Phoenix rocking the "Hide the domestic abuse" makeup
>new gay curtain jerking
HEEEEEY MAAAAN WE CAME TO EAT THE PIN
>The Colons >Stab Poor brody
Oh hey, the colons are on a PPV after over a year of not even really being on TV.
B TEAM B TEAM GO GO GO
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BORING US
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Only a kid and a neckbeard popped for Snorious. Ouch.
>It's gonna be…GLORIOUS <No one gives a fuck Daaaamn
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SWEEP THE LEG
Colons must have some serious dirt on someone to stay employed like this
Oh wow, the team that doesn't even get to show up on Main Event got eliminated? What a shocker!
>Karl actually got the pin
It's hard for me to care when you more or less know who is going to win let alone be the last few survivors.
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>NXT callups that haven't done anything since got eliminated >Big E engages in homospanks
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>jobcension jobs
That botch!
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>Karl eliminated by a cruiserweight
This shit match is full of botches.
>this botch fest
BOTCHAMANIA
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>State of this match
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holy fuck this botchfest maggle ah love it
What the fuck is going on with this match?
Hey this is getting decent now
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<luchafags go over no matter what because Vince wants to pander to the growing mexicunt population <even the Samoans who own WWE behind the scenes have to accept their teams looking weak <new gay destroys everyone they're against >Gable almost gets to look strong <but he has to pass the baton to haich jr. for the pin <Dawson BREAKs kayfabe by doing a suicide dive <Wilder BREAKs kayfabe by doing another flippyshit move >holy fuck that fucking tackle through the ropes >Wilder's fucking dead <the same "dive into everyone" spot they use way too often >german off the rope is nice <everyone's getting fucking destroyed and there are probably non-kayfabe injuries >roo's nose just got busted <announcer squeaks <gable eats the pin because he's not allowed to do anything >jobvival might actually do something <big botch makes it obvious woods knew a tag spot was happening
Okay that shatter machine spot was good
The crowd's already booing, but Dunn's muting them
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oh look samoans win again
>Roman goes over
>Even when roman has fucking cancer it's still about Roman
Terrible match with a terrible, predictable ending. What a fucking shit show.
>>131077 Strap in, there's 6 more hours of this.
>>131074 They gotta make Naomi and the Boosos LOOK STRONK
>Bagley
Holy fuck Booley and Botcha can't act, and looked like they were pulling teeth.
Wow Toni storm is on team raw!
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>Booley and sasha join >its now a guaranteed botchfest
>>131082 No that's Alexa
>the autist shinsuke nakamura
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>tfw can't vape on ppv
>all this delaying Did they do all the preshow matches already?
>>131087 Yes, only match on the preshow was the tag team botchfest
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booker t the goat
First time using Taima. Is it normally this shit?
>Women curtain jerking ohboy
>main show starts with a pissBREAK
OH LET ME LIVE OH LET ME DIE
>Bryan comes out fully shaved and with embed as his theme >yfw
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WASSUP
GODS GREATEST CREATION
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Jonathan Coachman, Jerry Lawler, Beth Phoenix and David Otunga will be on the Kick Off Show panel for he first hour. Lawler will be replaced later in the show by Booker T and they will all be joined by Drake Maverick. The Kick Off Show is scheduled to wrap up at 6:59:45 ET. Not sure what to make of this, but they have Survivor Series noted as going off air at 10:05:45 ET, which seems to be quite a bit earlier than expected. WWE has banned the following words from TV: belt, feud, strap, kill, hate, stupid, hell, ass, violence, fake, revenge, Number One Contender, in the back, National Television, DQ, spot and girls. On their talent roster chart, WWE lists both Daniel Bryan and Brock Lesnar as "male heels" and Stone Cold as "female heel." AJ Styles and Randy Orton are not listed in this chart so it doesn't appear they will be making any appearances on the PPV. But interestingly, WWE lists Booley, Sasha Banks and Ember Moon under the "female babyface" category even though they are not booked in any matches. NXT star Lars Sullivan is one name likely to be called up to the main WWE roster after Survivor Series. According to a production sheet for tonight's PPV, during the Kick Off Show, WWE will air a "Lars Sullivan/Destruction: Coming Soon" vignette that will last approximately 45 seconds. WWE will continue to push hard the story of Stone Cold's injuries and during the Kick Off Show, Nia Jax will straight up acknowledge her punch saying something along the lines of "You want humiliating? Look what I did to Becky's face." Ruby riotttttttttt will make fun of BREAKing Natalya's sunglasses that her father gave her and in a backstage segment, the two will fight and riotttttttttt will get help from Sarah Logan and Liv Morgan before everything is BROKEN up. Bobby Lashley will do some poses in front of the Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Magic Johnson statues and he will bend over and do his ass pose directly in front of Johnson's statue. They are going to push all the social media bickering between Stone Cold, Ronda Rousey and Nia Jax. During a Charlotte Flair interview, she will reference the Four Horseman/Horsewomen with the hand gesture. R-Truth will appear in a few backstage comedic segments, including first being mistaken for the fifth women's Smackdown team member in the elimination match. There will be a Survivor Series scoreboard graphic that will display the ongoing tally/score on the night. Stone Cold and Alexa Bliss are both scheduled for concussion testing prior to the PPV. It will be re-iterated that Braun Strowman is not to touch Baron Corbin until after Survivor Series if he wants a rematch against Brock Lesnar and a stipulation match against Corbin. Strowman will get around "laying a hand on Corbin" by hurling either Dolph Ziggler or Lio Rush at him during a backstage interview. WWE originally had planned for a 5-on-5 traditional Survivor Series elimination match with the Cruiserweight/205 Live brand, but this was scrapped sometime over the last two weeks. WWE will be reinforcing that all WWE PPVs now have a start time of 7 PM ET, which is an hour earlier than the traditional start time of past shows. The New Day will come out with Smackdown blue pancakes. >those are some leaks from some pajeet site, so far they were right
>that pop for bliss
0 pops for Tamina lol
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THAT BOO FOR NIA
>when you talk about killer instinct you gotta talk about this woman >for tamina bruh
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>loud booing
Team No Reaction vs Team OnlyAsukaGetsAPop
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Would it be possible for Nia to get Roman tier heat?
Sasha looks like she gives no fucks, and no one cares about Booley lol
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obligatory webm
>>131105 >no reactions bliss got a massive pop and nia got nuclear heat
>>131102 took me a second, short silence followed
Naomi btfo
>these quick eliminations They fucking know longer match would be a shitshow
What is this dance even? Looks like some dumb niggershit dance I see WWE doing to try and look hip and cool.
Fat sjw pig is already winded, and can barely stand up
>putting up a ponytail means business Jesus fucking Christ shut the fuck up Renee
They’re pushing Mandy pretty hard
>>131116 DAMN RIGHT
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Booley's put on some weight.
>>131116 vince wants to make fun of all smarks who said he only pushes blondes by making it true
>>131118 tbh she always had that kadunkadunk
>Accidentally refreshed stream Shit
>>131116 <insta-tapout to botcha
Has Nia done anything?
>>131123 nah, guess we're getting asska vs nia at the end
>>131122 She was the center figure of the match till then,
>sonya's spats
hopefully asuka eliminates booley
Mandy rebuilding Absolution when?
>>131128 Never
>>131129 >t. vince Factions are cool and will always draw dimes
>>131126 they dig in her crack just right
>>131130 They don’t make sense without tag titles tbh
>>131130 Too bad Mandy is going nowhere like everyone who isn't a Bella, Nia, Lousy, or Charlotte
>>131133 >not mentioning becky
>booley just gets counted out
>>131127 LOL nevermind, count out is geekier
Get ready for some major heat, boys!
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>>131132 Not really, they can barely fit all the titles onto shows as is, womens tag titles would be too much. Unless they kill the brand split
>take shot for a teammate >still booed kek
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kill sasha
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>>131134 REEE SHUT UP BECKY IS STONE COLD AND IS FILLING UP SMACKDOWNS ATTENDANCE
I'm not surprised BLM Botcha Banks, Asska, and Nia are the only survivors.
>asuka getting so much time because she's only woman who can work Makes you wonder why they didnt put ember moon in, she can hang as well at least better than other women
>>131138 There’s no reason to team up if there’s only one singles title
>>131137 Nia is going to eliminate Asuka, isn't she?
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What was the point of betraying Botcha if Botcha was going to lose anyway?
>Fat SJW wins by doing nothing Asuka was over as fuck and still gets buried to Nepotism Brand.
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>>131149 >wwe works even the smarks this is why they do what they do, because it works brother
>kickoff didnt count
>When you injure a coworker and ruin months of build and end off better for it
>>131150 >>131151 Cole just basically said, "Fuck you" to everyone.
Kickoff aint canon
>Kick off doesn't count Then what the fuck was the point of having that match?
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Paige chill with the makeup
>>131156 some time needed till the seats fill
>that imagery in california lel
>nakamura in pajamas
get ready for another lazy performance
Amazing how Vince prefers Nakamura get no reaction over effortless pops
>You'll never see it again. <In the future, Seth "The Fun with Roadkill" ROllins feuds with Shitsuke
>Seth "I only sent my dick to a Nazi" Rollins
Seth Rollins sucks
How is this match so boring to a point Dunn has to add claps?
Seth "2 inch punisher" Rollins
>>131164 What?
Seth nickname jokes are more entertaining than this match.
Seth "Becky is the female Stone Cold!" Rollins
>Seff's face is busted open >so is Shinsuke's
Seth "Please end this match" Rollins
Sef wollins Swing bwade Who is this guy
Seth "I can't do suicide dives guys" Rollins
Seth "As many stars as I have inches" Rollins
>>131174 Seth "i'll do like 5 of them for good measure" Rollins
>>131176 Seth "And I'll botch each one up" Rollins
Seth "You like New Japan? I'll give you a NJPW dad tier match" Rollins
Seth "Save me from this match, Kenny" Rollins
Why is this match so fucking slow. Can't they speed shit up for few minutes?
Seth "Griffith did nothing wrong" Rollins
>>131180 Something something being slow is storytelling
>boring generic match >suicide dives >super kick shit I hate this shit
Seth "NJPW senpai pls notice me" Rollins
>>131183 the indie special
Seth "Hey Enzo is in the stage" Rollins
Wondered off, has this Nakamura Rollins match been good?
HE DID THE DEAL
>>131186 yes please, he was only good thing about workrate-o-5 live
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>Wearing Ass Creed hoodie and fake wig
No seriously, can this match end?
>>131188 they shouldhave removed first 5 minutes from it
>>131193 >enzo auditore gimmick incoming I'd fucking pay to see that. >requescat in pace, how u doin
ITS OVER
>>131196 >yfw he's even of italian descent
Nakumura getting booked worse than Rusev at this point. Might as well retire.
>>131197 The only reason the crowd is really acting wild.
>>131198 He's not, he's a Germ man
>>131196 >Enzo Auditore
>They'll never meet again - Tom Phillips <They'll meet again - Cory Graves Come the fuck on, guys!
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FUCK YOU STOP SAYING GET THESE HANDS
>strowman thinks gay booler is "ok"
LASH LEE
>Tfw The Bar gets buried again Why even keep some of these guys employed?
Big Slow's giving SD the point. I'm calling it.
>>131207 So other companies cant have them
>>131207 And they can't be happy somewhere else like Emma.
ENZO HIJACKING THE SHOW
Is it just me or Corey's voice sounds off? Like he has flu or some shit
>>131211 Did they seriously kick him out?! LOL
Cameraman takes a bump
Why is Big Show here?
Amateur hour on these cameras, Jesus fucking Christ
WE WANT ENZO
WE WANT ENZO!
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>>131219 >they kicked him out for being a fan wew
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>>131221 oh wait apparently he was marking out
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>>131220 >Tfw this is so in character of him it may as well be a work
>>131212 Lot of people have colds right now
>>131225 he doesnt even speak that much right now, wouldn't be surprised
Well now we know what beeg is there for
this looks like some gay porn shit
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Did did maverick legit just piss himself?
>Pissed his pants Vince probably hooting backstage
>he peed his pants this is awful
Told you they'd be buried
>>131231 THIS IS FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT, NOT THAT W*ESTLING SHIT DAMNIT
Pants pissing really And ppl complain about Russo
Shane looks older than Vince
Piss BREAK time.
Isn't what Enzo doing literally the story line to 2K19?
>>131236 >LAPD involved >for dancing around like a fool during a wrestling show Unless he has some clause preventing him from being near a WWE event, all they can try hitting him with is disturbing the peace.
>>131240 This. If it was anyone else there would be no cops involved
>>131241 This, they would just have security throw the fool out the door and have them head home. I guess if WWE is desperately trying to press charges on him they must be SAWFT
>Enzo actually trending on twitter
>Reminder that a guy with that haircut and those teeth is smashing Alexa Bliss
>stronger guy destroys weak one trough 90% of match only to eat finisher and die I fucking hate this shit so much. That makes face look like a wuss who wins on a fluke and heel looks like glass jaw. Who the fuck books this shit
Enzo fucked up, should've done it during this match people wouldve actually heard him
I guess every wrestler wants to end their lives tonight. I can't blame them.
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>>131246 FIVE YEARS This shit is so devoid of compelling content I'm setting a post flag and including images just to get something of a feeling of it being like the older days. >Ali BREAKs his fucking jaw and there's no reaction from the crowd
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oh look the guy who got destroyed the entire match and busted his jaw magiced up a finisher out of nowhere
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>>131249 Speaking of flags I want to make some but they always end up looking like trash, how do I make them look good? pls help a brainlet out
>Two guys kill each other and put on match of the night for all 5 people in the crowd who give a shit
>Dunn adds "This is awesome chants" to a shit match
oh okay, no face comeback, just ali died lmao
>>131246 Monkey paw. Ali just looked fucking weak and lost.
Murphy retaining instead of Ali stealing a win is so nice a swerve, it was probably an audible called after Ali botched his jaw into the apron. >>131251 Either make it specific for the like 150x90 resolution or find something that scales really well.
So…that Loserweight match affected….nothing? That was pointless.
>>131257 There are no title changes, only injured vacancies.
>5 Stars Lars getting called up Oh boy I can't wait until he does nothing but squash matches for 6 months
>>131257 Yes, story going into the match: >murphy is invincible and ali after failing will FINALLY win his title story after the match: >murphy is invincible and ali failed again
>>131259 They did that With Braun and he turned out pretty good
>>131261 GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS GET THESE HANDS
Jesus Christ Renee is just cringe
>Renee marking for lashley’s ass Blacked.com
>>131262 >the dumped "I'm not done with you." for this
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>>131266 And you people hated this man
>Miz with the Yano gimmick
BEST IN THE WORLD
Isn't it already impossible for Smackdown to win the night anyway? Why would Corbin let Braun win?
SAMOA BURIED
>Joe buried Fucking wow.
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Joe already lost? Are you fucking serious?
Straw Poll: Who is booked worse currently between Joe, Nakamura, and Rusev?
BEST IN THE WORLD
>>131275 Ruru by far
>>131270 If you count the preschool they can still win, otherwise they’re going for the tie
>>131278 >Another tie
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>Miz is awesome chants <Dunn changes them to This is awesome
Macintyre: FUCK IRELAND
>>131280 Lmao fuck women
>>131280 guaranteed bullshit in attempt to get money
>>131280 >Get scratched at best unintentionally >need a medical team and stretcher I've been hit with chairs thrown in barfights, probably an attention whore cut WWE will use to press charges.
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>Balor buried by a 100 year old Mysterio without knees FUCK, they just don't care anymore
>>131287 This whole PPV was a middle finger…like every other PPV.
>>131285 >>131285 Women are fucking weak fragile scum push one and they get a concussion
>>131285 But do you have a true shootfighters physique?
RAWWW MAN
Reminder that Jeff Hardy has had a better year than Somoa Fucking Joe
>>131290 Nah, just the point is that it's probably some soft fuck trying to claim sympathy or an ambulance chaser trying to cash in. Just because someone might have whacked you accidentally with their arm doesn't mean you should be leaving the show on a stretcher and ambulance.
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BEST IN THE WORLD
>Shane's not going to walk tomorrow Shut up Renee
>most over guy in the match squashed by THESE HANDS
YOU GOT THIS SHANE
Shane is gonna win, isn't he?
>RAW sweeps Survivor Series because "The Pre-show doesn't count guys!"
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>dolph eats the pin for some reason >and ram wins every single other part of it This is fucking shit.
>>131298 Even when he lost this was just retarded
>Talking about california fires while END OF DAYS blares in the background
California deserved it
>>131302 Fuck SoCal.
>>131304 ESSEEYOUUU
FUCK YOU ALEXA
>>131306 *slapslap*
What was the point of Rollins winning again?
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>Lousy Rousy was supposed to be the main event cuz Becky <No longer a main event match with Becky gone LOL
Will Vince sacrifice Charlotte to Ronda? Nepotism vs Unwarranted Favoritism. Which force is stronger?
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>>131309 It was never main eventing what are you smoking
>"I need somebody who can get the job done" >Doesn't even look at Asuka
Is Charlotte wearing her dads KKK robe?
>>131313 To be fair, the UFC has shown that you just need to have actual experience in a striking related sport to absolutely curb-stomp Rousey, so
THAT MAKEUP HAHA
>Dinged
>that bleeding
>>131318 She got dinged !
I actually like this match, its fresh air after borefest that seth and nakamura did
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DINGERS
>>131321 DING DING WAHOO
Becky was cool because she bled now Ronda is cool
>>131320 What's with mma guys and fast matches, lesnar's better stuff looks like this: full speed from start to finish
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>>131322 DELETE THIS
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>>131323 >they will never have a first blood match
>>131324 Don't you people usually call fast matches spotfests?
>Fans are chanting Like shit they were. That sounded edited as fuck
Fucking DQ?! Are you fucking kidding me?!
dqlol
>Rouse wins because Nepotism can't lose clean
>5 star match unfolding Holy fuck Cole, shut up
HEELTURN BITCHES
Charlotte: BACK UP, MANLETT
Charlotte is hot dont give a fuck what anyone says
inb4 becky saves her
>yes chants and cheers for heel turn erry fucking time
THROAT SHOT
SEND OUT JAMIE NOBLE
>thank you charlotte
>>131339 Is throat shot anon even here anymore
THANK YOU CHARLOTTE! >Renee trying to make her evil
you know what this means guys?
>Charlotte attacks woman >Charlotte gets cheered CHARLOTTE IS FEMALE STONE COLD NUMBER TWO!
>>131345 one gets sidelined due to injury, lets just make second one, they did same thing with ramen and drew
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOGGEH STONE COLD FLAIR
>Baddest woman on the planet <Crying like a bitch beaten up by a school bully Some bad-ass you are, Lousy
>>131347 VINTAGE AJ
>Not even limping the fuck ronda
YOU DESERVE IT! LOL
>Announcers praise Lousy <Crowd cheers Becky, and shits on Lousy >Renee is still a retarded bitch <Lousy boo'd out, and announcers are shocked Holy shit
>>131350 5% superstars limp after match is over, this isn't anything new
>Boo'd in what is technically a hometown crowd Wew lad
>>131354 This hasn't happened since what? Cena?
>>131355 Ramen Noodles was boo'd in Florida
Final match time?
>>131356 Oh yea
raw clean sweep inc
>They still cheer Dbry LOL >Renee and Cory still make him a heel Just give it up, guys,
We want AJ <Dunn mutes them
>cheesy fucking AR CGI skull superimposed above the stage
Dunn mutes the boos lol
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Is shitty CG honestly better and cheaper than pyro?
Brock got skinny fuckin legs
WAAH
This is good shit lol
>ref not counting even once
>The WWE Universe is silent Because they're bored as fuck from having one move every two minutes?
>bear hug THE AMERICAN NYQUILL
ohh i get it, that's how they will get heat on brock
Same ol shit
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>same old shit
>good night everybody this is what i liked about scott steiner, the shit taliking during the match
That'll teach him for speaking out against saudi
Just fuck this shit match
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THE DRAGON HAS COME ALIVE
DICK KICK MOST PROTECTED MOVE IN WRESTLING
>Bryan is dead for 20 minutes and then low blows for the win This is such a shit match.
BRAAAAAAAAK
>>131383 IT’S CALLED BUILDING HEAT DIPSHIT
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>>131385 Odd, I didn't know "building heat" is the same thing as "generic heel booking"
>>131385 But it's retarded to see someone take a big ass beating only to go into Superman mode
>Brock has been dinged Is "dinged" the new Coleism?
>>131387 it unironically is
>>131388 If it was the finish yeah but it’s a fucking turning point otherwise
>AJ can't do shit against bork >But tiny vegan dbry destroys him
>>131392 tiny vegan always had tons of plot armor
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I don't get it: each PPV match was worse than the last one tonight.
AND THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE
Brocks best match in a long time
Vegan BTFO
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>>131397 who would of thought Brock likes wrestling with vegans
Pretty good match all things considered. And here I thought the only good things of the night were going to be Bliss looking like sex and Enzo retarding it up.
Solomonster's gonna be a triggered bitch tonight.
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>>131397 Since AJ last year probably
>>131401 Lousy Rousey getting humiliated in her own home state was the only good thing for me. I don't know how the fuck are they gonna hype up Lousy vs Diabetes Jax knowing people despite both of them.
>>131405 I take it back: Lousy btfo, no SJwjew in the Preshow, and Enzo trolling everyone were the only good things. I really hopes the Rollins match would be good, but it was a boring shit show.
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>>131407 but he lost
>>131395 Have you never watched a WWE ppv? Thats how they build up to disappointment, plz pay.
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>>131407 >N show What did he mean by this?
>>131008 Well my hopes were dashed. Is Nakamura doomed to being booked with slow matches or is that just how he is now? Heck actually AJ Styles' matches other than the Bryan matches were the same now. Also I said that Seth seems to be the only one allowed to have good matches but I forgot that Bryan seems to be so too. I don't really get why he is booked so strongly, especially with all his controversial booking prior to his injury. I guess they really don't want to give him any reason to leave? Well whatever. Have to say it again, Brock is the best seller out there limping off the stage and all. Whole roster should follow things like that, I especially hope Ronda did, normally she's good at selling too but walking off the stage like she did after a hellish beatdown wasn't good enough.


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