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ROYAL RUMBLE 2019 Phoenix Rising edition Boliever 01/20/2019 (Sun) 20:10:35 Id: 8925a1 No. 133419
The Beast to battle Finn Gáylor at Royal Rumble Royal Rumble comes to Phoenix Sunday, Jan. 27, 2019 and will stream live on WWE Network. Tickets are available now. >Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Finn Bálor Mr. McMahon stripped Braun Strowman of his Universal Title bout against Brock Lesnar and made an impromptu Fatal 4-Way Match for later on Raw to determine The Anomaly’s new challenger: Finn Bálor. >WWE Champion Daniel Bryan vs. AJ Styles In what promises to be another classic title fight at Royal Rumble, WWE Champion “The New” Daniel Bryan will once again go to war with a determined AJ Styles, who is laser-focused on reclaiming his title. >2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match Thirty male Superstars from Raw and SmackDown LIVE will fight for the opportunity at sports-entertainment immortality when the 2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match invades the award-winning WWE Network. <2019 Women’s Royal Rumble Match Thirty female Superstars from Raw and SmackDown LIVE will fight for the opportunity at sports-entertainment immortality at the 2019 Women’s Royal Rumble Match on the award-winning WWE Network. <Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Sasha Banks At Royal Rumble, Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey will square off against “The Boss” Sasha Banks, who earned her title opportunity with an electric victory against Nia Jax. <SmackDown Women’s Champion Asuka vs. Stone Cold The Irish Lass Kicker will battle for her lost SmackDown Women’s Championship at the Royal Rumble event. >SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar vs. The Miz & Shane McMahon The Miz & Shane McMahon look to live up to their lofty “best tag team in the world” nickname at Royal Rumble when they challenge SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar. <Buddy Murphy vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Kalisto vs. Hideo Itami – WWE Cruiserweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Match Buddy Murphy will defend the WWE Cruiserweight Championship at WWE Royal Rumble in a Fatal 4-Way Match against Kalisto, Akira Tozawa and Hideo Itami. >United States Champion Rusev vs. Shinsuke Nakamura United States Champion Rusev defends his title against Shinsuke Nakamura at Royal Rumble, Sunday Jan. 27 at 7 ET/4 PT on WWE Network.
Last year's Rumble drew nearly two full bump limit threads. Will this year's show drum up that much interest? PREDICTIONS >Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Finn Bálor The one part of this last minute booking change that won't be any different is the outcome: borkwinslol >WWE Champion Daniel Bryan vs. AJ Styles They like pushing AJ a lot, but I'm getting the feeling veganman is going to come out on top, even if booking forgot about his "alliance" with the fat leaf and the goatlover. >2019 Men’s Royal Rumble Match I'm all sorts of ready for a bunch of surprise nostalgiabait entrants that'll end up jobbing out to the top billing just like last year. >R-Truth (earned the coveted No. 30 spot by winning WWE Mixed Match Challenge with Carmella.) It would be nice to give this guy that seems close to retirement a little something, but he's going to job out to whoever. Who cares. Five years. <2019 Women’s Royal Rumble Match who cares The roster will be filled with diva-era entrants nostalgiabaiting and some loser that's already at the top is going to win.Year of Nia Fatts soon. <Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Sasha Banks Now this one is actually a toss-up. Botcha Banks is untouchable, but they push Lousey Rousey to the moon. <SmackDown Women’s Champion Asuka vs. Stone Cold I guess Asska won something after having to job out and lose her entire WWE gimmick of "undefeated"? Shame she got something of a real push only by having to beat out someone whose reign was delayed and short lived because little Flair needed more limelight time. >SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Bar vs. The Miz & Shane McMahon The Bar have been kind of a joke since they dropped the Euro kilt getup and lost the RAM titles, but I get the feeling they're trying to redo the "Jericho-KO" storyline with MIz and Shane. <Buddy Murphy vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Kalisto vs. Hideo Itami – WWE Cruiserweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Match No clue, don't care much. Everyone they pushed to the moon in 205 Dive either left the company or got moved to smarkdown so who's left? Three guys who have been joke jobbers forever and a guy who got hyped up a lot before debuting and followed it up by doing nothing but looking heelish while losing. >United States Champion Rusev vs. Shinsuke Nakamura They threw Rusev a dime after the height of the hype behind him and Rusev Day faded out, so they're probably going to job him.
>>133420 >The one part of this last minute booking change that won't be any different is the outcome: borkwinslol Actually, this wasn't last minute, this has been thought of for months. They just decided to hype it up as Braun vs Brock.
Also, on the Rumble, I'm not hype at all anymore for this show. This used to be my fav ppv even when I jumped ship, but I guess making the women's rumble, having both the winners from last year job for no reason (killing any heat they had coming in to mania), and the years all the way to 2011 (not including last years) being anticlimatic as fuck. The Rumble I guess has lost it's luster to me. It's sad. >>133420 Forgot to add, >Botcha Banks is untouchable They've actually been doing nothing with her, just trying to build up some dumb Horsewomen vs Horsewomen thing.
Its been a long time since ive watched a wwe ppv, do you guys think this one will be worth watching? obviously not paying money
>>133426 The Royal Rumble(s) should be if you like big gimmick matches. Women's too because of Kelly Kelly
>>133420 I think Charlotte is winning the wymyns rumble so they can do ronda vs chartlotte wrestlemania main event or whatever. Also Sasha Banks has done fuck all since her last reign as champion in 2017, they might get a decent match out of it like on the level of charlotte vs ronda but it's easy to see that ronda will take the belt till wrestlemania. Not really sure who could win the men's rumble, but then again, does it really matter? Likely the winner won't even main event Wrestlemania, well especially if it is a SD guy. So on RAW, I don't know who could really win it inb4 Reigns actually makes his great return here, would be a comeback even greater than Cena's 2008 Rumble win. Also R-Truth and Carmella won the 30 spot, while I think carmella will be 30, I think they could play around with R-Truth's dumb nigger gimmick and make him forget his number so he comes in earlier on, maybe even at no. 1 or 2. That would leave the no. 30 position to a surprise, as it really should be. >Lesnar vs Balor Plays out like Styles and bryan's match with bork crushing the midget for 10min for a super boost where the midget looks like he oculd win but then bork counters and winslol. Wonder how they'll pull off the comeback with Balor, at least Bryan and Styles had their submissions, fast pace and some kicks to the head to make it look convincing. Balor is all kicks, lesnar getting hurt by balor's body kicks would look lame. Balor might bring out his demon paint so maybe that's supposed to make him stronger somehow but I could never buy into that shit.
>>133428 Even Cena's 2008 win didn't main event. Think of that.
>tfw it should be Becky/Ronda one on one
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>>133437 Oh yeah, he even ate the pin at Mania in a triple threat match. Well, Edge vs Taker was a cool main event especially for Edge. Also holy fuck I just realized that this year will have been 10 years since WM25 and Undertaker will likely still be having a match, fuckin hell.
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>BREAKING: @JohnCena's status for this Sunday's Men's #RoyalRumble Match is in question following an injury he suffered last week on #RAW. https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1087494802055155712 >EXCLUSIVE: @JohnCena appears to have suffered an ankle injury last week on #RAW, now making his status for the Men's #RoyalRumble Match this Sunday questionable. https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1087496193356124160
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>>133443 Jesus, they've been having a terrible year.
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>>133423 >>133428 Well I mean more that she doesn't quite get the title runs, but gets the upper hand elsewhere all the time. >>133443 Nigger.
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>>133489 Also, apparently she wants to leave.
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>The US champion title is being defended on the preshow
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>>133516 9 fucking matches and two of them being hour long Rumble matches.2 matches on the preshow: the US title and crusierweight title matches. Leaving 7 matches on the main show, 2 of them being the rumbles, so probably a 4 hour long main show, half of it being rumbles. Pretty bloated card, though probably going all out since they are having it in the 40,000+ seater baseball arena.
Charlotte is the fav to win the womans match. I really wanted Alexa to win and face Asuka. Oh well.
It's all so tiresome.
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lol
>>133529 Speaking of Roman: >WWE Star Roman Reigns Joins The Cast Of The Rock's Movie "Hobbs and Shaw" http://archive.fo/eVhQZ
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>ROMAN REIGNS PLAYING THE ROCK'S BROTHER IN FAST & FURIOUS SPINOFF AHHHH YESSIR GET READY FOR THE BIG TIME BIG DAWG
Becky's doing a live interview right now
>>133536 >>133538 AHH YEZZIR
Pre-show starts in 30 minutes. This includes the Crusierweight title and Rusev/Nakamura's US title match.
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>preshow is full of wymyn shilling
Newbie here. Where can I watch it?
>>133587 taima.tv/r/wooo taima.tv/r/woooalt taima.tv/r/wooo2
>>133588 Thank you anon-kun
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>Jerry Lawler, Booker T, and JBL are all on-site for the preshow Either tonight is going to be a great show, or they're DESPERATE.
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>A match for the Raw Tag Team titles has now been added to the preshow https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1089647839041318913
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>dbry's entire heel gimmick is being the obnoxious vegan
Takeover was a disappointment, maybe that means the main show will actually be good for once. >>133592 Well wrestlers are at their best when they play themselves ramped up to 11.
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>>133593 disappointment is a bit strong, but yeah here's a good chance for the rumble not to be the disappointment of the weekend.
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>>133593 >maybe that means the main show will actually be good for once.
Sloppy as fuck tag match that made no fucking sense to have. Not a great start.
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>>133596 people are joking about dawson trying to get fired >but dawson's not joking.
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>literally no one in the floor seats
>haichjr and coattail-rider winlol
how many posts this PPV gonna get? think it'll BREAK 100?
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That was actually pretty good.
Rusev loses and Lana out of the Rumble. I see Vince still hates the couple. >>133600 Almost at 40 mid pre-show. Good bet to BREAK 100.
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>give rusev a bone >job him out immediately and add a BREAKup angle
So who's gonna win the rumble?
>R.Truth
>>133605 demon gay balor
>>133605 Shane McMahon
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>Nikki Cross promo
>>133605 Seth or Drew for men's, Charlotte or Becky (super epic ultra bad ass surprise entrant) for wymyns
>female referee still gets me
I'm seeing shit that the men's rumble is the first match? If so, I'm out early.
ASUKA WILL WIN
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>>133612 Don't worry, it won't be. Even Vince isn't that stupid. The rumble is just the first match people knew about so sites just wrote it down first because editing is hard.
Anyone want to fuck the shit out of Nikki Cross after the promo? I do
>>133616 dammit nikkeh always gives me funny feelings.
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>>133617 >Tee-hee! Why would you say that about me, anon?
that flippy shit live match ending was fucking stupid
Is there a stream that isn't filled with reddit?
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>>133619 Im never gonna have a glasgow waifow, dont have to rub it in faggot.
>>133623 >educationsloan
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>>133624 it works
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>>133624 I know Name must be a cover-up in order to do some incognito shit.
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>>133626 brilliant
>>133622 move over white boi she's already been claimed by BBC
>>133628 Didn't she marry Big Damo Killian Dain?
>>133624 It worked and I don't have to look at redditors pretending they arn't marks.
the crowd tends to spam the 10 countdown when they're bored. good thing or bad thing? i think it's fucking hilarious
>>133628 >/hgg/'s over that way faggot
>>133631 It's even more hilarious when it upsets reddit
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>>133633 >are we gonna see that "the man" cuckholder spazz out during the lack of interest/ehhh's for the women's rumble?
>>133630 >caring about taima chat Just chat here and watch the video there, smark.
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>>133630 You can always type /sp in chat to disconnect, then do pic related
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So is it finally time for the real Baby Face wins the royal rumble?
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>>133637 i still bolieve
yoursports.stream is the source for Taima's stream btw
Put some respect on Golden Crisp's name
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>>133637 >>133638 Don't stop Bolievin'
that opening 3D graphic shit makes me think we're in for more of the same later tonight
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>>133638 Never EVER stop bolieving anon. >>133641 Hold on to that feeling.
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Anyone else find it kind of weird that after Roman left the picture, Vince finally gave us what we wanted and made Daniel Bryan the world champion after all those years of being away… only to turn him heel?
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>cringey real-time CGI logos >titantron is literally just "THE MAN"
Taima keeps getting 502 errors, what do?
>>133645 Everything here is just filler before when Roman comes back
Squash incoming.
She has never looked more fantastic. Holy moly.
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>>133647 Heh http:// watchwrestlingup dot live/ You're welcome
train wreck match incoming. many fatalities
>>133650 I bet she's into scat and piss
>>133654 I would say she is a foot fetishist.
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>>133654 Most Japanese women are autistic so It's very possible
>>133654 >tfw she's into submissive stuff
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why do people pretend to like women's wrestling?
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>>133658 some people really do anon. we just can't imagine how their brains work.
>>133658 Only women's wrestling people should watch is the nip women's wrestling tbh. At least non nip men's wrestling brings new things. Women's wrestling outside Japan does diddly dick.
did her titty just pop out?
Well, becky is going to loss.
>>133661 Becky tits
Is it just me or the stream site died?
>all the bump teasing ends in a botched cutter What the fuck was that?
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imagine the smell.
>booing Asuka
>>133664 educationsloan is still up
>>133667 >not booing every woman that appears on your screen
>>133666 Thanks, Satan.
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>>133664 Not just you both the main stream and alt stream on the site crashed for me until now. >>133666 nice
>>133669 Asuka is fine, I will boo most of the women on my screen, and maybe all the women in the rumble match.
>>133672 do you actually boo at your screen? I was just joking
>>133667 I think they're trying to book her as the heel and
>>133673 Shit I didn't think when typing that, I meant I get not caring for most of the women.
Imagine booking this shit.
BASED ASUKA wins clean
Wow. Asuka wins clean. That's a surprise.
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how much would you pay to sniff lynch's worn ring gear?
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The one I was rooting for won so idc about the outcome. Mostly because Becky is cringe now.
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>>133680 0 dimes
>the state of the paige movie
this trailer is cringe as fuck
>written and directed by stephen merchant theres a surprise
>>133684 I still don't understand why they made a movie about that slut.
jesus fuck, dunn, quit it with the cgi shit
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>mizdad based
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>>133684 >>133685 >>133686 >>133687 What the actual FUCK are you talking about anons? Looks absolutely kino and litty
>>133688 they don't have a giant screen at the entrance tonight. that means cgi shit all night long. dunn is sitting in a production truck laughing and fist fucking himself
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>>133691 looks a bit pickly too
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>gets thrown through a table
>>133689 that's a great expression (and the match was watchable at least). >tfw the only one who can beat the man is the empress
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>>133689 >I left japan for this.
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>>133698 >i wonder what meiko is up to
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Shane is the fucking man

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>>133698 You sure did. Now drop the title to Becky before Wrestlemania (even though you just beat her) after winning it more than several years late after you lost your winning streak in an underwhelming Mania match then participating in a shitty storyline with a joke character that ruined your entire character
why is the tag match so long? we got two fucking rumbles on this show…
what
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EPIC SHOOTING STAR PRESS
>Shane McMahon holds a title in the year of our lord 2019 >this causes the crowd to cheer
decent tag match but still not sure if i buy them as a tag team
>>133708 I'd say they'll drop it pretty quickly to a heel team that isnt the bar
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>>133707 crowds aren't full of jaded smarks who bitch about everything
Shane was so gassed at the end there. The absolute state of the tag division right now.
>>133711 You're right, hordes of braindead marks are so much better.
>miss the entire match because none of these nigger sites work
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>>133703 >tfw when you know your cancer is a work because you're going to enter at n.1 and squash everybody in the rumble so the fans can get you vs. lesnar 2 in the main event of mania again
>>133712 Sanity vs Colons title feud when
>>133715 I'd cackle
>>133716 >sanity forgot they exist lol
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>>133714 Maybe you need to start being a real man.
>>133715 >gets massive pops
>>133715 Would be the heel turn we deserved if the leukemia was a work.
>>133715 to be fair in every pic he looked healthy, isn't fighting cancer usualy taking chemos and looking like ghost of your former self? ramon even played in that fast and furious spinoff recently
So who's got who on this PISS BREAK? My money is on Rousey to go on to face Becky at WM
>>133722 chemo is for peasants, vince has the hookups for that true cancer cure treatment
>>133723 its pretty clear theyre sticking with rousey until WM atleast and lynch is probably gonna win the rumble
>>133724 >mfw when one of the illumanti are a roman mark
>>133723 rousey for sure
>>133726 there's high chance illuminati is indian then
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>>133728 >poo ran liberally in the streets of atlantis
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>>133726 *Majestic 9
the only interesting thing that could happen in this match is a botch
>Eddie Guerrero
>>133726 >illuminati is pajeet
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>>133726 >>133728 >implying we don't know that or who it is
>turned off the ringpost too late KEVIN DUNN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>133731 Another Sasha full moon would be acceptable.
>>133731 nah, there's such a high botch chance it wont even be interesting, only a serious injury could be interesting imagine the memes of banks injuring someone after paige got her cokehead-ass wrecked
Rousey's worked armbar is retarded and looks like shit.
>>133735 sleeping on this match that's what
>>133737 imagine if sasha paralyzes ronda
>>133740 The other way round is more likely tbh
>>133739 regardless of how good or bad you think wamens wrestling is can we agree that 50% womens matches on a ppv kills it?
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I bet Ronda's farts smell like spicy BBQ chicken wings.
Why do women have such a hard time staying in character? The only time they seem to be able to do it is when they go with the psycho meme like Chelsea Green.
>>133742 There's no such thing as good women's wrestling outside of Japan so yes.
>>133745 >There's no such thing as good women's wrestling outside of Japan so yes. I tend to agree with you mostly because of >>133744
>>133743 CUTE FEET! I WANT TO TICKLE RONDA!
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P U R E S T R I K E S
>>133751 I dub it Weak Style.
Well, glad that's finished
What a shitty finish for a match that took fucking forever.
>>133754 HOLY SHIT! Was that a forever match?!
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I've been listening to Michael Cole shout into my ear for so many years… and I don't care anymore. I've accepted him. His voice has become so common place by now, It's like the sound of fucking silence to me.
>>133754 >Well, glad that's finished not sure why they strung out that match when its lol ronda wins
>this ppv
>>133756 VINTAGE BOSS TIME
>sasha stealing the okada cry gimmick
4 horsewomen vs 4 horsewomen at Mania confirmed.
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NOW THE WAMEN ARE CRYING TOGETHER >Why don't people buy tickets to this
This match has more cutscenes than a Metal Gear.
Damn that sucked dick when's the rumble?
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>>133766 I know I should hate Steph for the women's revolution bullshit, but would still smash and become subservient to. Damn my penis to hell.
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>>133767 >blocks your path
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>>133767 it happens brother i wonder if nxt and all the hhh stuff would have happened if not for hhh marrying steph therefore steph created nxt
>>133767 >damn my penis to hell Takes two brains son, you gotta realize that no matter how much women tell you and your brain tells you that being subserviant will get you pussy, nothing gets a pussy wetter then being put in her place.
>>133768 Would be worth getting hit with a sledge hammer and getting a pedigree.
>>133771 Good point.
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>>133764 >it's the women's rumble
you just KNOW this match is gonna go on too long
Fuck that means lacey wont win
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>woman's rumble time
Well fuck. Had I know all the womens bullshit would have gone on first I'd have waited to start watching.
<PISS BREAK rumble Shit BREAK match. Hope you have reading material or a portable game system.
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>gotta do more then dress cute
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>>133775 >>133776 >>133778 >>133780 >>133781 >>133782 >comes out at n.3 >fucks every woman in the ring >squashes everybody >wins
>mandy Naomi soon
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Those goddamn blurry lenses during her entrance makes me want to go to the nearest living thing and kill it
Is Chelsea Green coming out for this match? >>133784 You have no idea how hard I would mark out.
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>state of the jobber squadd
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>>133767 >being a beta that wants to be submissive to a woman Faggot.
BOTCH CITY
>tfw wymyn tag titles will make this shit take up more time I hope Bliss and Mickie James win it
>drop mickie on her head >no sell her offence
>>133791 "BOTCH!"- Caveman
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>ENTRANT # 10 <I GIVE YOU THE BANDIT OF THE WAREHOUSE, THE FIRST CITIES FAVORITE NAUSICAAN MAJOROG fuck me wamens wrestling was a mistake
>>133795 What are you, butthurt?
What number is Hana Kimura lads?
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>Billy Kay with the 300 IQ
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I think taima's officially crashed
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>>133799 >she hung out by the entry way nah, it's like 80 at best
>>133797 Nah, I was thinking of Caveman from Hogan vs Flair. THAT FUCKING AIR KICK!
>>133803 Oh yeah, my bad dude.
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>liv doesn't even get in the ring and she's out
>>133800 Taima always crashes, I just go to straight to plebbit streams instead of waiting for them to.
wheres io
>>133808 She'll probably appear up in the 20's
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>>133807 Don't supposed you can hook a brother up
>>133806 is she though?
>>133810 yoursports (dot) stream
>>133810 Just search Reddit WWE streams, pretty sure the one I'm on is the same source taima was using
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Tamina's gonna kill it in the ring tonight
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>>133812 Thank you
>>133810 >>133812 and/or watchwrestlingup (dot) live/
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FUCKING THOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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HOLY FUCK A SAMURAI
>>133810 Is the education loan not being paid?
>>133821 I thought it was a Mortal Kombat NPC.
>don't watch wwe >thought xia was Meiko satomura for a split second Disappointing tbh
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>>133821 And she immediately botches. She'll fit in just fine.
"OH" - Todd Phillips
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>unlucky number 13
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mommy
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>kairi sane
Oh boy Kairi! Can't wait to see her be eliminated by some botox bitch.
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>>133832 all im out of napping nips
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you know this is pretty comfy not actually having to watch for an hour and just post sleepy gifs
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HERE'S TO THE GREATEST
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>kairi >Maria This match just picked up boys
Are they trying to remake Eva Marie without the stalling gimmick or some shit?
>no New Japan ass shots of Maria REEEEEEEEE
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holy fuck dunn is on acid
This is dumb
>only at 16
>does super amazing epic parkour >gets immediately eliminated
>Niggress does the Kofi spot. kek
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i still need more sleepy images
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>>133814 >>133818 >>133820 >>133825 >>133826 >>133830 >>133832 Chinks officially BTFO by Aryan Mommy New Gook Pro Wrestling can never recover
>>133851 Those aren't chinks, those are nips. And there are no women in NJPW hence all the sleepy pics.
>mentioning fortnite goddammit graves that is unforgivable
>>133851 Also this is probably one of the most boring rumbles I've ever watched.
Why. Is. She. Still. Employed.
>>133855 Which one?
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kairi doesnt deserve this
>>133855 Because 37.
>>133854 This. I don't understand how the crowd are still popping for every entrant
WHOOOOO?
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>literally just an nxt rumble
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>>133856 jk all of them
>Zelina comes out as actual Vega Ok. That was pretty good.
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>>133862 Fox can play the hoodrat character well
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I dont have a whole lot of sleepy pics actually
Why exactly did WWE steal Tranqilo? Pretty sure it doesn't fit Vega or Andrade (rip last name)'s gimmicks
>take my meds jesus renee please do
>>133867 Andrade was La Sombra aka one of OG Ingobernables.
>>133869 Oh well fuck me and nevermind.
>>133867 nigga andrade literally invented tranquilo
>is this the worst rumble ever <not even close not sure if sad or extra sad
Who even are half these fucks
>>133873 nxt wrestlers
>>133867 Because they wanted La Sombra but no mask pls
hopefully r-truth comes in at 30 and wins
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>>133875 >Because they wanted La Sombra but no mask pls <not booking him as La Slumbra and giving him the busting themesong
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>>133867 Theres an alternate universe where Naito signed with wwe instead of la sombra and michael cole is screaming ITS THE STARDUST GENIUS
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lmao, wasn't this bitch rumored in 2017 to be considered by Vince as the female Roman Reigns?
>>133878 Luckily no one wanted to poach Naito when he was le stardust retard
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>>133876 >r-truth That's a funny way to say Santina
Casey can ride a dick, clearly.
>this fucking spot AGAIN >Kofi will do some dumb shit later
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>>133883 Vince literally just said "Who can we get to do the Kingston spot?"
The New Japan Rumble has better workrate than this match
>dana looking strong im scared to think anymore
>>133887 so much for that
THE RING GOBLIN
What the fuck?
Epic Andrade vs Swoggle feud confirmed
That was a dark moment for WWE.
>that pop for bliss
>Hornswoggle never got eliminated
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this is so fucking retarded im starting to enjoy the comedy
Death is our only release.
>Kota Ibushi
Hornswoggle is best girl.
Hornswoggle is going to come back chasing Zelina back to the ring
>Bliss a the highlight lol
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>>133900 Isn't she always?
>Booley is also a highlight lmao >>133902 she's fine
Mfw bliss healed her brain by watching only Kota Ibushi matches and now she's the best joshi wrestler in the world
holy fuck booley chill
The fun never stops at the Botch factory that is the Women's Rumble.
>>133889 >>133890 >>133891 >>133892 >>133895 >>133896 >>133898 >>133899 WHO CARES. YOU FILL YOUR FACE WITH POPCORN YOU DUMB FAT COWS. EAT THE SLOP BEFORE THE SLAUGHTER YOU FUCKING PIGS
>>133904 If she's going Kota's way she will survive in ring and one day just fall apart and crumble to dust from accumulated damage
>>133908 It's the journey, not the destination brother
inb4 super secrete becky entrace
Is this the worst Royal Rumble ever?
>>133908 would be pretty based if she had the Ibushi/Shibata mindset tbh
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please end this god damn rumble already
THIS FAT SUMMA BITCH
Has Nia gotten fatter? Jesus Christ woman.
>>133916 The fatter she gets, the more victim points and pointless awards
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>lana's still in
>>133916 looks like it, could just be the outfit
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Imagine the smell of it. I could.
>Nia tried to lawn dart Io out of the ring wtf
>no Becky lol
>>133920 brraaaaaaap
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>>133922 Spoke too soon friendo
Yes. Please.
Becky 100% winning then facing Ronda at WM
fuck no i hope she loses
Charlotte is going to win boys, don't get your hopes up
>those kicks SHADES OF GAHOOLE
And there goes Ember. Same old shit continues even for the worst division.
<carmella is final 4
>>133933 correction, final 5, missed Nia Jax (somehow)
>>133933 >final 4 >5 people in the ring uhhh
nia jax is the final 4
fresh era maggle
Oh man, Poor Charlotte's back
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Just fucking end it already
whoa who would have thought these two would be the last
The is officially kino
did becky died
>>133940 For real I thought it would be Mickie James and Alicia Fox
THIS WAS A FUCKING HOUR LONG?! JESUS CHRIST!!
>selling right leg in replay >selling left leg now
KINO LADS
>>133946 nah this is lolwwe
Becky is going to over come the odds! CAN YOU bolieve IT!
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>>133949 >bolieve I can always Bolieve
>fucking ramen treatment haven't expected anything else
well, its over
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>>133949 I jsut wish they would tell the writers for the announce team to show not tell. >that's just not the kind of person becky is stfu this isnt calling a match Becky Wins lol didnt see that.
>>133951 Becky's actually over though, fuck them for doing babyface heat getting things, right?
Needed more botches
>>133955 so was ramen at first
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>>133955 >Becky's actually over though soiboys dont count
The most predictable outcome.
>>133958 I mean, just listen to the damn arena, she's over with that crowd
>>133958 Her fans are trash but I'd still bend her over a table.
>>133959 Gotta sell them WM tickets brother
>>133960 so he was right
>>133960 Have you seen the crowd?
Are these niggers ever going to split and go solo?
>>133965 they all sucked solo
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new day rox
>>133965 Apparently they don't want to, so not until they stop selling merch. I do wonder if Big E deep down feels annoyed over being held back.
>>133966 Kofi was actually good as solo till Orton decided he didn't want to work with him in a main event program over a him forgetting a spot.
Gee, I wonder who Becky will challenge? Really gets the old noggin a joggin.
>>133966 Thank their booking for that. Big E has great potential if they just let him do his thing, seriously.
>>133967 >enter to win tickets to Fastlane >Includes BREAKfast with the New Day would you enter?
Is there a chance of any good surprise entrants in the men's Rumble? I haven't been keeping up
>>133973 yezzir
>>133968 >needs that video of big e covering charly in his *BREAKfast cereal*. I think he knows that he ain't top card material and would much rather be on a fun tag team that he enjoys and has some control over rather then try for that 10% chance that people like him enough for a serious gimmick.
Oh good, the PPV is finally about to start.
This match is gonna be great desu if they give them enough fucking time, that is
>>133971 I think Kofi had potential in 2009.
>>133978 women's rumble ate all their time
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>there's still a men's rumble
>>133981 and lesnar match
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>crowd is dead Boy, it sure was worth putting on that women's royal rumble huh?
>I HAVE TILL FIVE
theyre emulating a respectful jap crowd for these new japan legends
>>133986 Tokyo Dome would be going apeshit for this match tbh
>>133986 Is D-Bry considered a legend? I know he wrestled a good number of matches there but he didn't make a super impact. >>133987 Unless it's an ECW type crowd, crowds in the west nowadays suck.
RAPID FIRE REVERSALS
>>133988 >Unless it's an ECW type crowd, crowds in the west nowadays suck. Agree, it's pretty much mark territory in the west.
>>133989 Okada better watch out with these top tier reversals, they might catch up to him.
>>133990 Add the fact that they wear down way easier than other crowds, it's pretty bad.
>>133988 neither are, it was just a joke towards a dead crowd. The crowd still clearly remembers AJ but i dont think hes considered a legend.
>>133993 And this is an pretty good match, and the crowd is this dead?! JESUS!
>>133993 At least, AJ won the IWGP title, but yeah the ded crowd here kinda sucks. I feel bad for these dudes.
>>133993 >i dont think hes considered a legend. They pop pretty hard whenever anyone pulls out the Styles clash, I think he made a good impact on the Japanese crowd.
>>133992 Any crowd would be dead after that rumble tbf. Quiet Japanese crowds is a memi, they're always louder than white piggu crowds these days.
>>133997 >Quiet Japanese crowds is a memi To be fair they generally start quiet, but yeah every match usually is designed to rise the crowd to a roar by the end.
>>133997 >crowd already gassed
>taima can't handle this crowd at all How will Wrestlemania even work?
thats a snappy brainbuster
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Man I forgot I had banana bread so now the highlight of this ppv is the ladies rumble is over and I got banana bread
>>134001 And….nothing from the crowd. FUCK ARIZONA!
>>133997 Even still, nip crowds don't die immediately after a big match/shit match. Western crowds get gassed after any match with a big star in it.
what is this faggotry
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AND THEN ROWAN SHOWS UP IN A FLANNEL SHIRT
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>ERICK ROWAN
>>134005 IT'S THE OLD DUSTY FINISH MY BOY!
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Oh…so Bryan is now taking Wyatt's place. Ok.
>>134009 It hurts to live…
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>>134009 >Rowans a planeteer
>half the bludgeon brothers appears out of nowhere out of uniform as soon as taima comes back What the fuck? The team didn't even get all that far in a push?
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I approve this finish!
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great match ruined with a shit finish
Mallet Mates are dead. Beard Brothers are now a thing.
>>134004 Yeah because they actually care about the wrestling and not just seeing the entrances and cheering for their favourite soap star
good match up until the fuck finish. but it introduces a new stable i guess
Where does this leave Harper
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>>134018 The veganism is spreading >>134019 With the singles push he deserves?
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So are Braun & Finn or the Men's rumble the closer?
>>134021 rumble is usually the closer because muh wrasslemenia moment
>Halftime Heat is back That's neat.
>>134012 Find a better stream my man, Taima is always unreliable and gets overloaded by /asp/ every PPV, had no problems with my gay leddit stream
Squash to save time?
How long will Brock,Finn go?
>>134026 hope so or else this is going into next week
>>134027 4 minutes.
Did the men's rumble already happen and I didn't notice it, or are they really falling very behind schedule? They started at 7pm, put an extra match on preshow and there is no way they're finishing up by 11pm.
God damn do I hate smiling Finn Balor… Miss the fuck out of the Real Rock'n'Rolla Prince Devitt
>>134032 After Balor/Lesnar match
>>134031 >that Shane reply KEEEEK
>90s speilberg tier cgi
>>134034 Still, they're still starting the rumble at 10:45 at the absolute earliest. Rumbles are typically an hour minimum, which means that the earliest the show will end is quarter to midnight. Considering WWE markets to children, it seems like a terrible idea to run a show almost to midnight on a school night.
scab announcer btfo
>>134033 He would just do the gay cosplay again if he left RNR is dead tbh
>>134030 seems about right
>>134039 Good point.
Brock is pretty good at selling, I just wish he did it more.
DED
>>134042 I wish there were more big guys like him for him to wrestle.
BENOIT
>>134044 There are plenty of them in Japan.
SOME ONE SAID BENOIT!
>big man bork is selling THIS hard against gaylor
>>134046 I agree Lesnar v Aja Kong when?
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>>134020 >With the singles push he deserves? <implying he deserves anything
>>134046 LESNAR VS KITAMURA
>>134046 Lesnar v Ishii when?
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DID BALOR JUST BOTCH AND JUMP ON BORK'S FUCKING FACE or did I see shit wrong?
>>134053 thank you for this
>>134049 Lesnar vs Yoshiko
wew people in Taima chat are buttblasted
>>134052 ishii is 8 inches shorter but thats still a dream match
Good match. Wish it had time to go longer. .>>134053 Thank you.
>>134051 8 STARS
>>134053 >>134055 LOL I was just thinking: Look at his face!
Roman is coming out to save Balor
So he is losing it at Mania?
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Who's gonna face Lesnar at Mania?
>>134057 Would Lesnar avenge Act?
>does heel shit >still gets cheered when he raises the title What a crowd we have tonight.
I can't fucking wait for Bo to win the Rumble and face Brock at Mania
>>134063 its gonna be former g1 climax finalist karl anderson, brother
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Friendly reminder we got nearly 2 hours of this shit left
>>134068 Make it happen!
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>>134065 I'm thinking either Seth or Drew
>>134071 Hour at best. Dave and parents are not going to be happy with the show running this long and this late past bedtime respectively.
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>>134053 >>134055 >>134065 >>134072 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK
>JBL YES >KING BASED
THE GAY COMMUNITY
When was the last time Brock ate a pin?
>>134079 When he first fought against Goldberg?
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I AM SURE GLAD THAT ==WEEP WOOP== IS BACK! THANKS WWE
>>134080 soyman reigns
Holy shit….
SLAPNUTS
>>134079 >When was the last time Brock ate a pin? Vid related
SO LONG DIMES
HOW
Aw fuck.
Okay this is based
WHO ATE ALL THE DIMES?
>>134089 The CEO loves to bring people back so he can control them. Vince has an ego problem, anon.
>>134086 beat me to it
Type D for Dimes
>King legit cracking up at JJ
>Not saying the World Greatest Lover >Especially when it comes to Kurt Angle's wife
I actually marked out for JJ
>>134098 Me too.
>>134080 >>134082 Glad I wasn't watching that. I bet there was LOUD BOOING.
I don't even fucking care Vince just give me wrestling.
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>THANK YOU ELIAS
What if Jeff Jarrett wins?
>>134104 What was that?
say goodbye to all the dimes
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>>134105 I knew he was going to get thrown out…..but what if?
>>134106 Actually the show just started drawing again.
DIMES EVERYWHERE
Reminder Shinsuke beat Kurt to unify the IWGP
>Jeff Jarrett >Kurt Angle Now that's an uncomfortable backstage….
>>134111 Heavyweight championship*
>Nakamura I get reusing people in the wymyn's rumble since they have to pull in NXT and shit to have enough people, but why is the real rumble reusing prior matches' competitors?
Damn Elias is jacked
Nakamura beats Angle again
Mr vanilla midget
>>134114 because they hate their midcard only slightly more then we hate womens wrestling
>>134114 it's muh new era with new chances with new superstars YOU WILL WATCH DAMNIT!
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>This New Day graphics Also here comes Johnny!
>>134120 Is that POOP?
>gargano is strongly against poop
rip Jinder
>gyno mahal jobbing so quickly
>>134121 It's Black Semen
>>134121 pancake syrup
>>134120 It's a nigger with white facial structure.
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It's time.
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Jerry sounds drunk. And I think my stream is really behind, but it's the only way it won't stop every couple seconds.
>manlets When will they learn?
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#30
Curt Hawkins and Ryder better team up
GO HAWKINS!
>>134131 R Truth must have used a lot of skin bleach then
>>134129 Unitedstreams4all(dot)com/wwerumble(dot)php
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number 30
>>134136 we already know it's R-Truth. Two-Oh-Five
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number 30
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>>134120 Time for Kofi
>>134136 He'll be #16 and be eliminated by Xavier Woods
junior heavy takeover boys
DEAD
X Poor Mustaf… actually no fuck that sandnigger get out of my ring
Welp. Ali's dead.
>hawkins is allowed to do something for once I guess eliminating a joke jobber whose team is gone is better than nothing.
Wow, jobbed the fuck out.
Why doesn't everyone just hop up on one foot and get back in the ring?
Is this Rumble going by pretty fast?
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>>134147 >because there is a limited # of comedy jobber spots and the new day works hard for them
>>134148 They overextended some other shit and are probably rushing this one.
TRANQUILO
>>134148 Seems way faster than the women's but that might just because it was so boring
>Pete Dunne He's looking pretty fat.
>"the cultural EPIC-center" Why do they put JBL on commentary?
little pop for black
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>>134156 just elimated ambrose
they're never gonna let one of these NXT guys win unless they're already on the main roster
>>134158 That's something I wanted to bring up. I thought debuting at the Royal Rumble made them main roster or did that die already? Seems like it because the pops for NXT people showing up aren't as big as I would expect.
>>134159 that's dead
>>134158 It would be cool way to bring them up.
Michael Cole got the only two black guys names mixed up
>he's still going out in corporate attire while his corporate gimmick is done
King's "OH MY GOD" is always good.
Lashley BTFO
>2 spots left >No KO or Sami yet plz
Ziggler trolling everyone online as usual
>can you imagine booking dolph or RO and leaving KO on the sidelines
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>Strowman He better not be jobbed out.
This is a very lackluster Royal Rumble…
welp no more surprises left, no Kenny Omega or any other great surprises as usual. not the worst though.
>>134169 >production team focuses on Strowman right before 29 comes out >It's fucking Orton and not KO How do they fuck that up?
>>134173 I think KO is still injured
thatsahugebitch.gif
>>134172 If you actually thought Kenny was going to WWE you're pretty silly.
>Nia is a tranny It all makes sense now
THAT IS THE WRONG FATASS I WANT TO SEE VINCE!
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>>134173 >How do they fuck that up? Wait its Nia, goddamnit vince go fuck yourself
SOMEONE STOP HER BEFORE SHE EATS TRUTH!
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>women's rumble shitting on men's rumble
>>134172 Kenny omega is busy pretending he's going to go work for a real wrestling company ran by Cody
Nooooooooooooooo…..Please tell me they are not doing what I am thinking they are doing……
YOU CAN'T EVEN ESCAPE THE SHIT BREAKS IN THE MAIN EVENT
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>they didn't have orton rko the fuck out of nia and then do the pose wtf
>getting the crowd to cheer beating up a 'woman' I love this beyond words
>JBL acting like this is morally wrong Bradshaw, she got in the fucking ring and was throwing people out. Bitch got what she had coming.
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STUNNING AND BRAVE
if Andrade doesnt win we riottttttttt
>>134190 oh shit
>stream caught up with the Nia spot I'm about to shut this off. Fuck this.
Doesn't this mean that R-Truth is still in it though?
Lawler is still better then the regular announce team
>>134194 They make up the rules as they see fit, who knows
>Orton's shoot-exhausted from lifting that 500 pound landwhale
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Ziggler out probably done with wwe how sad
WHOA
>hey this guy who is popular and over and did it himself mostly and has a long future that we can milk with merch and goodness <nah lets push seth again
>Rollins Wins I think I'd rather have had Jax. At least then more people would tune out.
>>134203 FUCK THIS COMPANY
yawn
>Rollins wins I hope you like Seth VS Brock at Mania
YEAH! He's totally going to beat Brock.
>>134206 We all should just give up with WWE and stick with ROH, Indies, and Puroresu from now on. Also: WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT R-TRUTH?!!
>>134203 THE KING SLAYER IS NOW THE BEAST SLAYER
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>>134203 >>134204 >>134205 >wanting another shitty Braun vs Brock match
>>134211 I don't want that either.
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>NO SURPRISES >PREDICTABLE AS FUCK FUCK WWE AND FUCK NIGGERS
>>134209 >WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT R-TRUTH?!! Nia Jax took his place because "muh whumans"
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>>134213 Jeff Jarrett and Angle weren't surprises?
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FUCK THIS
>>134216 >Jeff Jarrett <a surprise Kevin Nash Laughing.png
>>134218 He was the one pop they got from this rumble.
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>>134209 Man I love me some brawn strowman (and hosses in general) but fuck it. They skimp along same old shit, they fail same old shit, they say there are doing different things, same old shit. I like some gimmicks but just no reason to put up with this nonsense. I can always youtube greatest moments of x later. >>134211 >blaming braun for the quality of the matches. At least he can be in the same weight category. But yes Bork vs FaggotultimoMaximo was obviously 5 stars you faggot.
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>>134219 Do you actually judge a show by the retarded crowd reactions that have been proven to often be manipulated by Kevin Dunn? Seriously?
>>134216 Bray Wyatt would've been a bigger surprise.
Not even mad, just feel very hollow by this point. I pretty much sat here for the past 7 hours and had no surprises or anything memorable at all. Just proves modern wrestling is dead by pushing the same old shit over and over instead of new talent or something different. I really do wonder if wrestling post 2007 and onward is going to be looked at as a a Lost Generation of sorts.
>>134220 I wasn't blaming Braun, faggot. I was just saying the only other option for the main event of mania was another match with two guys who have no chemistry. Lesnar for some reason prefers small dudes because of that. >>134222 I'm just saying was Jarrett a known prediction for this rumble? >>134223 So would KO.
I don't know about you guys but I used to like braun till WWE killed him with teaming up with a 10 year and sealed the deal by Lesnar squashing him at Crown Jewel so whatever, I dont mind Rollins winning, Brock is probably retaining the title at Mania either way. Becky vs Ronda main event? Eh.
>>134226 >Becky vs Ronda main event? I fucking hope not. And why would Brock retain at another Mania? >>134224 If you want good wrestling today, you might as well move on to other promotions.
>>134225 >I'm just saying No, you were just saying "it was the one pop from this rumble" and I was just saying that the most washed up of wash-ups form the 90's who once literally had a gold selling scheme is not a "surprise" to anyone because we both know when people talk about a "surprise for the rumble" they mean something they'll enjoy not something they'll forget even happened in a week.
>shitty womens bullshit >shitty match for Shane to jerk himself to >shitty womens bullshit >the shittiest womens bullshit >decent Bryan/Styles match but shit finish and for a dead crowd >Balor/Lesnar was good but short >shitty 'mens' rumble despite starting off with the dime drawer Reminds why I don't pay attention to this shit except for the Rumble and Mania. Not even worth that now.
>>134225 >bork prefers small dudes bork prefers getting paid you fucking retard.
>>134227 But that's the point, mainstream was basically the only good place to get wrestling and everything else was low budget shit. Nowadays mainstream wrestling is trash but the low budget shit is now low budget sort of okay that is palatable because it's not mainstream. It's not just wrestling I notice this pattern in either, it feels like a lot of entertainment is struggling for this exact reason where the mainstream is bad and the alternates are too small/low budget to compete.
>>134228 Jarrett was literally the only thing to remember from this match. >>134230 Yes but he also likes having flippy dudes do the work for him you fucking dumbass.
>>134227 >And why would Brock retain at another Mania? I don't know why he won the belt back to begin with so why wouldn't he retain at Mania, WWE doesn't seem to have much of an idea what to do with the Universal title really, almost seem comfortable with Brock holding it. Also I don't feel like rollins would be the man to beat brock but well who knows.
>>134232 >Jarrett was literally the only thing to remember from this match. We'll see how long you remember it. Honestly the most memorable thing was Nia but for all the wrong reasons.
>>134234 I completely forgot about that part and it just happened. >>134231 I wouldn't consider NJPW low budget but it isn't mainstream in the States so I agree to an extent.
>>134225 Yeah pretty much everyone was expecting Wyatt, KO, Zayn, or even Lars Sullivan if he stopped being a nervous pussy. Jarrett was a surprise but he wasn't the impactful type of surprise. Even Nia left more of an impact and surprise than him and they do that stupid wahmen showing up in men's RR every once in a while.
Lesnar may like to fight midgets because it allows him to throw them around with ease for 10min and then only take a small 5min beating from them before pinning them. Easy for him.
>>134237 Yeah, that's the point I was trying to make.
>>134224 >Not even mad, just feel very hollow by this point. I pretty much sat here for the past 7 hours and had no surprises or anything memorable at all. >Just proves modern wrestling is dead by pushing the same old shit over and over instead of new talent or something different. I really do wonder if wrestling post 2007 and onward is going to be looked at as a a Lost Generation of sorts. Nah, I think we just need to expand our horizons and stop relying on WWE, TNA, and Lucha Underground for our wrestling. Just start looking into Indies, UK, and Japan for more wrestling needs. The WWE is beyond help at this moment. It's like a patient in a coma, and we are just waiting for that flat line. It's cool that peeps like AJ and Samoa Joe can get a paycheck for what they do, but if this is the best the WWE can bring us, we just have to go our separate ways. I still like those two, but I have to sit through all this slop just to get to it. And the crowd, OH MY FUCKING GOD the crowd was just terrible. That is also one way that a crowd can kill the vibe. UK crowds are always fun because that is what they are about. They can make a shitty match watchable. But this crowd was like Richard Spencer on a podcast. Just soul sucking. But I don't bolieve wrestling is dead, it's just WWE is starting to slow down and die. Like Paul London said, "I think the WWE will be better when Vince McMahon is dead."
I like NJPW but I guess growing up with WWE does make me miss that kind of wacky over the top storylines and matches sometimes. Too bad WWE completely dropped the ball.
has there ever been a more boring royal rumble? at least when loud leukemia won and everyone was booing and throwing shit at the ring, Rock came out and made an idiot of himself
>>134241 Watch 1995
>R-Truth Same thing that happened to Curtis Axel a few years ago
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Still, even though I do feel there was a surprise, this rumble was felt really slow. Maybe it was the crowd like >>134239 said.
>>134242 i'll brace myself and do that
>>134245 It's kind of like TNA crowds, they can have great matches, but when you get normie fucks to watch your matches, it just becomes unwatchable. You need a hot crowd.
>>134247 It's funny because TNA pays like half their crowds and the ones they pay give off a more normie impression than the actual normies. It's like they find random non-wrestling fans off the side of the street and pay them to just stand their with a fake "i'm into this" expression.
>>134248 Especially when your crowd are visitors at Universal Studios Florida. So we all know that most of them only watch WWE stuff. As for the others that watch other things, or who don't watch wrestling at all are even more bored.
>mens rumnle was 57mins long >wymyns rumble was 1 hour 12 mins long, 15mins longer than mens Why was the wymyns so long. Yeah i know because of steph and muh wymyns revolushin.
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Feels like this PPV was half-finished or some fucking shit.
Nia Jax is no Chyna
>>134254 She's no Beth Pheonix or Kharma either
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So when is a man going to enter the wymyns rumble? Probably going to be a joke like James Ellsworth, in contrast to women that enter the rumble and are treated like badasses who manage to eliminate one guy at least.
>>134254 >>134255 Also in contrast to all of them, Nia was just smugly smiling the whole time, no seriousness at all unlike the other women. Well Kharma smiled but in a twisted way and was oart of her gimmick. Also all previous women always entered earlier as a part of the ones to entertain the crowd like other guest entrants. Nia coming at the end took away a lot of seriousness from the end of the rumble all the time she was there.
>>134257 I want to put my penis in her face dimples.
>>134231 >It's not just wrestling I notice this pattern in either, it feels like a lot of entertainment is struggling for this exact reason where the mainstream is bad and the alternates are too small/low budget to compete. Still remember that Al Snow quote that 'Wrestling is a mirror of society', and that if you dont like the state of wrestling, yiu probably dont like society as well. It sure fits here.
Well 695 posts , good job lads. May the next one have 0 fuck this shitty company.
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>no bo dallas What a friggin rip off. Big E beat Seth Rollins for the NXT title, and Bo beat Big E for the NXT title, therefore making Bo superior to Seth. This is a Bospiracy to stop people from Bolieveing, but I will never stop.
>>134266 so in other words, the 2 pinnacles of society were the 80s and the late 90s?
>>135274 Don't know about pinnacle but it was still a decent time to be alive. The 50s too had a big wrestling scene and that was a nice time to live.


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