>WWE drops the ball so hard a PPV thread isn't made until the day of and nobody cares enough to predict Oof. >WWE Champion "The New" Daniel Bryan vs. AJ Styles vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Randy Orton vs. Samoa Joe (Elimination Chamber Match) Tossup between CenaBry and AJ. Orton always jobs since pooman won that one title. Kofi isn't getting singles-pushed as long as new gay are together. >The Elimination Chamber Match to crown the first-ever Women’s Tag Team Champions Don't. Care. Fat samoans will probably win. >Raw Women's Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Ruby riotttttttttttttttttt Why is Jewby even in the title scene? She's never done anything. Squash match. >SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Miz & Shane McMahon vs. The Usos The bix noods are still in the scene after one got arrested? >Intercontinental Champion Bobby Lashley & Lio Rush vs. Finn Bálor (Handicap Match) The gay sidekick is in an actual match against the gay irish lad? What a gay match. >Braun Strowman vs. Baron Corbin (No Disqualification Match) Where things are now: over-the-top Braun gets fucked out of everything he should be getting and the only time he might be able to do anything at all is in a match against a guy who got a brand new theme and immediately got thrown into jobbing and playing a heel manager for a bit because FIVE YEARS couldn't think of an actual wrestling story for him. >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Buddy Murphy vs. Akira Tozawa (Kickoff Match) The guy whose title reign was like one day and has done nothing but meme around with titus worldwide before that disappeared versus someone who's been given a Neville push. I wonder who will win.

they need to switch back to the old elimination chamber and throw away the padded playpen they use now

>>135058 >11.22MB >shit quality Gif as a format needs to die.

>>135057 <Intercontinental Champion Bobby Lashley & Lio Rush vs. Finn Bálor (Handicap Match) >The gay sidekick is in an actual match against the gay irish lad? What a gay match. Immense faggotry indeed.

Why does Booker hate that guy so much?

>>135062 Sam Roberts?

Shame that Mustafa couldn't be in tonight's main event. I guess Kofi is an good substitute though.

>>135063 Yeah, whenever they're on a kickoff together Booker looks like he detests the guy

>>135066 She looked good in that promo. Wish her and Mickie where in the chamber match tonight.

>>135065 Probably because Booker knows that Sam is a verminous pseudo-yidlet with terrible hygiene who brings nothing to the table but autistic brown nosing, self-aggrandizement, and general kikery. Totally not looking real jacked, baby.

>Women's Tag Team Elimination Chamber. Botchamania will have material for a year at least.

Maybe someone will get injured. Maybe Carmella BREAKs her neck and Corey Graves head explodes

>>135065 Who wouldn't?

only a heroic botch can save this

whatever happened to using the cage to help tell the story?

mella is alimony

nap time for the women

>naomi hits her finisher from a springboard >gets herself pinned wew

>heavy favorites in this elimination chamber match that's exactly right Maggle

Iiconics are /ourteam/ right

>>135075 underrated

>>135079 yes but they just got eliminated so I'm pulling for Liv and Sarah.

booley winning confirmed

i went for a pissBREAK what happened to Nia Fats and Literally Who?

>>135083 everyone teamed up to pin tamina after fatty got thrown through a pod

>>135083 Nia crashed into one of the chambers then Booley and Sasha worked together with Mandy and Sonya to pin Tamina.

>you deserve it This chant is cancer

>>135088 dubs confirms it

>>135088 where did this bullshit start anyways

>>135088 It's so dumb and basically just says "we know it's a work and wanted you to be booked to win"

Based Miz hitting french poontang raw don't blame him one bit

DRUNK SINCE DAY ONE

DOIN TIME SINCE DAY ONE ISH

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>>135090 Sometime around when the WWE completely stopped trying to draw pro-wrestling fans and started drawing "sports-entertainment" fans, these types of gay little chants started to pop up and have only gotten more and more common since then. It's no surprise. Just look closely at the average WWE crowd these days. They are packed full of soy boys wearing skinny jeans and "I'm a hugger" t-shirts, and purple haired fatties with zebra nigger boyfriends. These cancerous popular chants at WWE events are a direct representation of how utterly pozzed the crowds are now. Frankly it makes me want to step on the gas.

>>135097 >IM A MAN IN THE KLAN

Shane and Miz is going to win this, aren't they?

PURE STRIKES PURE FLOATOVER DTTS

>>135099 Considering the legal trouble the Usos got into this week its highly likely.

>>135099 Shane is probably going to fuck everything up, leading to Miz betraying him after the match. Miz vs Shane is happening at Mania anon

Jesus fucking christ, how many times are they gonna do that Shane table spot.

welp.

Wow. They still gave the Usos the belts? I guess squaring up against a cop isn't serious enough to punish Jimmy over.

miz vs shane confrime

pls shane turn on miz

>>135105 >be roman cousins >be Samoan dynasty n'shieet >be already 5 time champions >get arrested >win tag titles nearly a week later

I CAME TO COLLECT

>>135112 >not being more frustrated at the fact that we were robbed of Vince Vaughn playing an old, weathered, and miserable Jake Roberts

remember when finn didnt come off as a cuck?

>>135116 He hasnt done one interesting thing in WWE since he's been here

Brock and Lashley should have a 3 stages of hell match or series where they have a shoot olympic style match, sports entertainment match (outcome rigged to tie it at 1-1), then mma fight

>>135117 youre not wrong

>>135122 Neither have you Karl Anderson.

>>135120 That would be fun.

>>135123 some of the earlier stuff with aj was neat to see, wwe doing the bullet club tease and never really going all in kinda killed everyone's momentum

Why do these fuckers always pull the trigger way to fucking early?

fuck, battletoad is going to kill the moth isnt he

Why does this feel like a downgrade for Finn Balor?

>>135114 HE CAME IN MY NECK

I missed it. Why did Bobby chimp out on Lio?

>>135130 He cost him the title by being pinned by Balor

>>135130 Balor pinned Lio and caused Bobby to lose the title.

>>135131 So Lio vs Booby at WM?

>>135133 It'll probably just be a squash match on ram

>>135128 He was the first the Universal Champion, and he faced Lesnar for the belt last month. Not to mention that he won the IC belt WAY too fucking early. It probably would've meant more had he won it at Mania.

He looks like he's going to die or something

>CHARLOTTE FLAIR >crowd goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Way to stay in touch there Vince.

i hate this gay feud and the fact that its going to main event wm

Why do I find her so attractive?

>>135140 Cause she looks like a cougar.

>>135137 >Vince looks like he's going to die Soon, one can hope.

>>135140 No idea. Looks like a tranny to me.

>>135140 Because you have shit taste.

>>135136 Or have him go for the WWE Championship…

>>135139 It could always be worse.

>>135138 A heel getting booed? Well I never!

>>135140 What, you mean Kenta Kobashi with that fucking chin she's got?

>>135148 This isn't heel booing, this is X-Pac booing.

>>135147 >tfw roman could have prevented this

>>135140 you want a strong mommyfu with big fake tits

>>135149 Fuck meant Inoki

>>135150 Because marks are idiots. They're obviously going to have Becky win at Mania. Charlotte is just getting heat for 'screwing her over'. Because she's a heel.

Oh god she is cosplaying.

>>135152 Nah, they ain't fake… they're just really fucking ugly

>>135152 >you want a horsefaced trannyfu with shitty fake tits ftfy anon

>>135156 she was injuured because she had to get a ruptured implant fixed, pretty sure they're fake

And who would've guessed Lousey was gonna win

>>135156 They're fake you utter mong

>>135140 >>135159 >tfw no aryan qt flair-looking big blond muscled wrestling mommy to have ric flair's grandkids with Why even live bros?

>these chants >these shitty plant signs God Mania is gonna be one big piss BREAK.

this is some stupid shit

whoa becky owns dude

Goddamn it….Triple Threat Match?

>>135165 Weaboo cope

>rousey bleeding finally someone gets hurt

>>135168 That's our Main Event lad, get ready cause it's gonna be shit.

FUCKING MATCH OF THE NIGHT HERE LAOS BARON IS THE REASON RAW SUCKS

Are ya ready for another squash?

>>135172 >>135174

>>135138 Dude, don't be like that. That's is the one feud Vince did well since he's been playing the marks like a damn fiddle.

>>135176 >Are ya ready for another shot? FTFY

>>135175 She lookin' like she pinching out a huge turd in her yoga pants baby

>>135180 ROUSEY WINS! TURDALITY!

>>135180 I like to think of Booker T as a braapposter

Strowman vs 3 huge tough guys at Mania sounds pretty nice

>>135182 I like to think of Booker T as a jacked poster

oh hey its the TNA guys

Oh man. He's getting brutalized. Who's gonna save Braun?

>>135183 >that attire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16NjjDPLlc

>>135184 >>135182 I like to think of Booker T as a Baneposter. Because he is one.

DUBYA DUBYA EYY FAST LANE BAYBEEEEE

Seal em in the chamber, Claus

Why did someone as purely Nordic as Bryan (a literal manlet viking) marry and breed with a Mexican-Italian mutt?

>>135196 >roman >on Smackdown Maybe Road Dogg'll book him better

>>135199 >Maybe Road Dogg'll book him better >Road Dogg'll book him better >Road Dogg

>>135198 Hes watched too much porn

Jesus, Joe is laying in those chops. What did Bryan do to piss him off so much?

>>135202 He didn't honor the ring

I GOT A CRACK PIPE, I KEEP IN MY POCKET I HIT BONGS NEVER UTTER A WORD WHEN YOU LIGHT A JOINT, A HOUSE FIRE WILL HAPPEN BUT THE LINE BETWEEN THE RAZOR AND STRAW GET BLURRED DON'T YOU SEE THE METH LAB IN MY SHED (DON'T YOU SEE THE METH LAB IN MY SHED)

imagine being paid to be as lazy as orton

Imagine the heat randy's gonna get when he calls kofi stupid

Bryan is going to get so much heat when he beats Kofi

No….dont tell me…..Just because it is February….doesn't mean….

This whole matchup between these 2 is pretty based desu. Wouldn't mind seeing it at Wrestlemania. I mean, who else is gonna face Bryan at this point? There's nobody else who seems like a fresh opponent.

I AM THE POD

Why was there a rope spot in an elimination chamber

>>135211 I was confused as well.

black history month more like blacks are history month

>>135213 good thing it's the shortest month too

Good match I wonder if the outcome would have been the same if Mustafa Ali was in it like they initially planned. Anyways Kofi/Daniel rematch at Mania?

>Kofi gets madly over >Gets opportunity for title after 13 grueling years of hard work >Loses in a crushing defeat to top heel >Soaks in the moment with his companions post-match >Rematch is set at Wrestlemania I'm ready.

>record low attendance numbers >record low ratings >record low merchandise sales >top guy now has cancer >Part-time Universal Champion is going to lose to a scrawny gay porn star >Vanilla midget vs vanilla midget nigger in WWE championship match at Mania >Women main eventing Mania THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>135221 >>135223 BASED Vince The last bastion of his chadhood in the face of the ensuing numalepocalypse is to never allow a negro to hold the WWE Title in his lifetime. God BLESS this man's iron resolve, what a saint.

>>135224 There's something depressing about those empty crowd shots, it takes you out of the show when you realize theyre playing just for the camera and there's nobody behind the cam.

>>135227 >They'r… they're just getting t-shirts and nachos during the boring parts! TV RATINGS AREN'T IMPORTANT EITHER, FUCK YOU WEABOO NJPW FAG!

>>135224 >Women Main Eventing Mania Are they actually putting the women on last? HOLY SHIT if so, gonna be hilarious.

>>135227 It's a very specific kind of pathetic.

>>135230 Imagine having to console war wrestling promotions when they're all shit now.

>>135312 If we're going to compare wrestling promotions to consoles then it's basically an alternate version of 2001/2002 where the Xbox, PS2 and Gamecube do not exist. WWE is the Sega Dreamcast after being the PS1 and kicking so much ass in the 90s. Bought up all the IPs and is now collapsing under its own weight since there is no competition. Sonic is John Cena, the one guy they've always relied on. Now they want a darker, edgier face. Cue Shadow/Roman Reigns. Meanwhile Knuckles/Brock Lesnar is a walking aggressive pile of meat that barely shows up. Paige is Rouge TNA or whatever it's called nowadays is the N64. Put up a great fight, told some amazing stories not that long ago with what they had (No Mercy/BROKEN Hardys) but basically irrelevant by that point in time, nobody wants to go there. Everyone of importance has jumped ship. New Japan is the GBA. Great console, but it's portable and limited compared to what the "big boys" can do. AEW looks set to be the PSP. Wants to overthrow the established status quo, but keeps fucking around with the formula before anything has been set in stone. Could jeopardize its own future if it isn't careful. And NWA are arcade games. They still exist, have something good in store every now and then, but clearly living on borrowed time due to the old-fashioned way they conduct their business. Meanwhile MMA/UFC and the like are the ever-increasing collector card games that dominated the turn of the millennium. Different playing style, some recognizable faces cross over every now and then, but it is making itself far more accessible to the masses than its opposition is. This hurt to type out, especially the sonic character autism

>>135331 >WWE is the Sega Dreamcast Only the Dreamcast was actually good faggot. TL;DR the rest of your autism.

>>135331 >limited compared to what the "big boys" can do. I'm tired of this bullshit. If WWE is what the big boys can do, then the GBA emulators are the best way to go.