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WWE Money in the Bank 2019 Boliever 05/19/2019 (Sun) 18:44:54 Id: 73bbe8 No. 142128
The card is: <Raw and SmackDown Women’s Champion Stone Cold vs Charlotte Flair (SmackDown Women’s Title Match) >Universal Champion Seth Rollins vs. AJ Styles >WWE Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Kevin Owens >Roman Reigns vs. Elias >The Miz vs. Shane McMahon (Steel Cage Match) ' <Raw & SmackDown Women’s Champion Stone Cold vs. Lacey Evans (Raw Women’s Title Match) <Women's MITB: Nikki Cross,Naomi,Natalya,Dana Brooke,Booley,Carmella,Ember Moon,Mandy Rose >Men's MITB:Ricochet,Drew McIntyre,Baron Corbin,Sami Zayn,Ali,Finn Balor,Randy Orton,Andrade >United States Champion Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio >WWE Cruiserweight Champion Tony Nese to battle Ariya Daivari >SmackDown Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan & Rowan vs. The Usos
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>Becky no Dimes
WHATS UP THE JOHN SQUAD
Is there a single match on this card worth watching? AJ is paired with a personality vacuum. No one gives a fuck about the women and Joes fighting a midget. Where the fuck is Lesnar?
>>142136 the ladder matches might be okay, be it from good spots or botches
>Bumblebee Naomi Damn it. I actually like that.
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lmao the editing for this promo is so fucking spastic and terrible.
Naomi looks stupid as shit
>Hang out with @PatMcAfeeShow and a host of WWE Superstars including The @WWEUsos, @BillieKayWWE, @PeytonRoyce, @YaOnlyLivvOnce, and @RonKillings to watch @WWE #MITB live! https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1130247196300009472
>>142137 You know they're just going to bury the men yet again and promote nigs and trannies
>>142142 Have sex, incel.
>>142143 I've had sex. That's why I don't like women's wrestling. I'm not a virgin desperate to see an ass shot of a used up slut.
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>>142144 >I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE WOMEN'S WRESTLING! FUCKING NIGGERS, FUCK THOSE MONKIES! IT'S DA jewOOOOOOOS!
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>>142144 >used up slut
>>142145 You like Heyman? >>142147 Is there a single bitch in the ring Vince hasn't juiced up?
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plz gib nikki cross ms. money in the bank
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aaand mella is injured lol
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Nayley got fucked
This is so bad I can't tell whats actually a botch and whats not just a shitty contrived spot.
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Where you lads watching? Taima shit it's self
Imagine the smell of Mandy's outfit after being in a 15-20 minute ladder match
HOLY FUCK THAT'S RISKY OWEN HART 2.0 HOLY FUCK
>Holy shit chants for a normal finisher
Mella with the bone soldier walk
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WTF I LOVE BOOLEY NOW
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BLISS FAGS BTFO
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Two fuckin years late WWE
Are we seriously doing post-match interviews after MITB matches?
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booyaka booyaka killed a guy
>>142166 real gangsta shit
huh?
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JUST
>Shoulder up Lolwwe
Why is Joe and the midget paired up? Joe is supposed to be a monster and mysterio is a loser >It's another Joe gets screwed story
inb4 finish cuz BROKEN nose LUL
>Dominic is a beta
>joe still doing senton after that tailbone shit he got in TNA fuck stop doing that shit dude
If I had a son like that I would have a post birth abortion
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>Rey wins
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>a finish that makes rey look like a loser and joe like a fucking dweeb fuck 50/50 booking that doesn't make anyone look weak aside from not making people look like stars we 50/50 booking that makes everyone look like fucking loser now
In b4 Shane jumps off of it
>>142179 shane jumps off of miz's dad
>steel cage >nowhere to run >the same structure that ends the match with someone running away from the cage
>>142181 What happened to actual cage matches instead of hell in the cell? WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
what is booley turns heel on becky
>CM punk chants >AEW chants >"I don't even know why we're having this match"-Corey Graves
>>142184 not even commentators can shill this shit anymore
>cole "DQs ARE THE SAME AS ROPE BREAKS" eatsmyass
refs are full retard tonight
Will they swerve this into a shane bribed the ref story?
>>142187 rope BREAKs can still work in no-dq because ropeBREAK is technically pin attempt outside the ring. If the match doesnt specify a submission or pin can happen outside the rope BREAKs are in effect whether match is DQ or no DQ
>all these ref botches Is this Vince taking a subtle shot at the nfl?
I don't get this match. It's so easy to go out the door why would you try to win any other way? Fuck pins or climbing over, go out the door. I miss the blue cage
>>142191 Blame bruno
GAY
shane 200iq
>another fucking title WHY
Hardcore title coming back. Who gonna get it first?
>>142195 what else they could announce? anything less than hardcore title would be boring
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>Another title
>>142195 BECAUSE WE NEED THOSE GODDAMN RATINGS DAMN IT!
Took Tony Nese for the cruisers to get on the main card
WE FLY HIGH NO LIE
Car entrances are always gay
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>>142200 >Tony Nese
>>142201 That ain't no caddy
arya looks like lidl riccochet
PG WWE can't do a hardcore title. They can't even do chair shots any more.
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>tfw it's an Openweight title
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>>142206 they'll make shit version with only >you have to defend it 24/7 rule and all the defences will happen in the vicinity of WWE on raw or smackdown
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>>142206 >What do you mean: "thing have changed, Vince?" If it worked then, it'll work now goddammit!
>>142209 Nerf guns and water noodles for the hardcore matches. Booley holds it by being Braun to death with a ping pong paddle >Bong announcer is best announcer on the card >Y / <N
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what if they change the 3rd hour of raw to be 14A for the hardcore title
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Why didn't Sami just go into a bathroom stall and put his feet up on the seat so Braun couldn't find him?
Damn this match sucks
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Sami goes to the washroom >Uses pin your poop app One user close by >the poop is right beside him
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>Dressed as a nigger
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>>142215 gimmie choco milkies
IT WAS BRAY WHO HANGED SAMI
>>142218 I FUCKING SWEAR BRAUN IS RED HERRING
>Boomermania
PLEASE TELL ME BRAY ATTACKED SAMI AND WILL TAKE HIS PLACE AND WIN BIG DIMES BRAY GOING OVER BROTHER TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT BRIGHT LIGHTS FIREFLIES AYUSDGUAYD
>>142218 >>142219 >>142221 >people think he's with his jojo and kid this is too perfect, braun would just wreck shit and not do something like that
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BRUH, LOOK AT DIS DOODE
>>142215 Fuck my /co/loving heart, she looks great.
>Woman's right How do you get a gimmick this bad? Where's the red rooster?
the rainmaker lacey evans
>>142223 tbh a buzzcut is an improvement over that shit he had before
>Becky 2 Abortions
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Okay guys, let's settle this once and for all. How big and cute is this trap's penis?
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>>142229 she had an abortion?
Lacey has some decent moves. How long until she injured?
Becky has hot arms
Did they run over time and rush the finish?
>>142235 they shouldnt have because I think the samoa was an audible
based charlotte
>>142236 Yea so WTF This is good booking. A troll match out of no where is good
>THAT entrance Wew, based
Okay charlotte fuck this reddit bitch up
>No more womens bullshit after this. Thank god.
>>142241 Incel detected
Jesus how big are charlottes tits
>>142243 its weird she opted for implants in such line of work, isn't that shit easy to burst? its just bags of silicone right?
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>>142242 Reddit Detected
>>142242 ah. I see pozzed /wooo/ has found this board.
that looked botched
>>142246 >>142245 It's /tv/ t. gahoole2
Wow that sucked
thank god
vmon Booley just cash in
>>142251 imagine Booley cashing in on becky rn
Did that fat sumbitch gahoole actually get a bowl cut?
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>>142252 ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>inb4 charlotte goes over Booley
>on charlotte >not on becky fuck that shit
>>142257 She's on SMACKDOWN brother
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>state of sasha right now
>>142258 NO SUCH THING AS SMACKDOWN OR RAW NOW BROTHER, WE WILDCARD NOW
>>142244 they're easy to burst but a lot of female wrestlers have them for some reason.
>>142261 >these manly women dont have great tits and I cant figure out why they'd get boobjobs.
>>142261 who actually has tits implants aside from charlotte in WWE?
>>142263 Alexa, dana I think a few others?
>>142264 alexa has no fucking tits lmao
people already having mixed reactions to ramen, oh my fucking got they're fucking him up again
>>142262 >Getting fake tits when they're going to be slapped every night of the week
Elias needs to suicide. He's just filler while they set upfor the next match
>punch >roll in ring >spear And he botched the 2nd move
>I've always liked you Sweaty man love finish?
BORE THE TOOOOWN
Why did drop kicks go out of fashion?
>revolution knee hwut
<Jon kills Dany <Bran becomes King
JESUS
That was good. Haven't enjoyed a main roster match like that in a while.
fuck the gay "i respec u shit", why couldnt they turn aj after the loss
Nigger time. I'd rather watch GOT instead of this shite.
>>142277 AJ's gimmick is good ol' southern boy, there is literally no room for heel aj (and his heel work from Sd was nothing to write home about).
Lars got blooded, time for a de-push.
KO has fun matches but I have no interest in the nigger chimping out. Someone post when the match is over.
Wasn't paying attention, thought I heard "Buried my kids, buried my wife, winning at wrestlemania was the best day of my life."
>even this crowd doesn't give a shit about Kofi kek
>>142281 Match is over, KO made Kofi look good (except for a couple hilarious botches) but stole his shoes?
Is it just me or did KO seem a tad concussed after landing on his head in the corner?
>>142285 I thought he was stealing the shoes to no sell the kick or something but who knows. It could be a concussion, hope not (that said he did land bad on somethings in there)
So nobody is even taking Zayns spot? What a waste.
>>142284 TY this is booked like a looney tunes cartoon
How the fuck was that safe?
Finn drew the short straw on bumps tonight
>Take the box as Brock runs down <nope
LOLWWE
Is Brock afraid of heights? Look at those chicken legs shaking lol
>Ricochet, Ali, Balor and Andrade kill themselves for the match <LOL HERE'S PISS Fuck you
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That documentary looks painful. Becky is an annoying cunt off script. >>142294 He's not a small guy and those ladders all get damaged. I wouldn't feel safe on one.
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>>142295 hey this guy who you reimaged and actually got a god honest chant during the match? Nope piss lol
I'm guessing this will play into Brock having a match in Saudi
>>142298 McIntyre keeps getting cucked. The guy has potential if he's pushed but they keep making him a fucking jobber. Him and Randy being the final 2 guys works but it all went to shit. Why even have Corbin and McIntyre team up for.. what pay off? 1 move?
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>This shitfest is what Vince came up with to compete with Double or Nothing Suddenly the ROH's bits of G1 Supercard don't look so bad in retrospect
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WOMEN BTFO

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA MARKS ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
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>>142306 Top fucking kek I had to go look and see if it was real. God bless Jericho for always being able to crack me up.
>charlotte is an 8 time WWE womens champion in a span of 3 years since add one more if you count the divas title Soon enough she really will overtake Ric Flair's reigns, two championships on two shows in the same company really helps inflate those numbers.
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>>142296 i hope bork cashes it on both seth and kofi and becomes the undisputed champion for another year or two
>>142302 >GOT disappointing everyone from normalfags to SJWs, people calling it the worst ending ever <On this same night WWE also managed to give an equally terrible end to their main match, total fuck you to the fans and wrestlera in the match Bravo Vince! The reigning king that continously holds the Throne of Disappointment. I'm lovin it maggle!
>>142310 GOT was clearly ended with the idea of a sequel. Two characters they can follow to distant lands unknown to normal. MITB's ending makes me think they're trying to handicap the men to push the women more. The women get an actual story line while the men get no story at all but have to perform more dangerous stunts. They don't even do that well because the guy on the ladder has the briefcase as soon as Brock's music hits. He just chooses not to take it so Brock can get it instead. And the only story being told in the match is Orton is stalking people eliminating them. Which should of left him and McIntyre last to battle it out as two huge strong guys. McIntyre keeps getting jobber status when it's goddamn obvious he's main event material if they stop pairing him when no bodies. Maybe they're worried having 3 monsters is too many so Lesnar gets to be a monster while Braun is comic relief and McIntyre is the new Big show tier jobber? He's big, he's scary but Rey mysterio can beat him. How much do you want to be Heyman is the fag pulling all this brock stuff and throwing his weight around? It's the only thing that makes sense to me.
Also I think Lesnar has never been in a ladder match before so this would be his first one and he won it in only 1min lmao
>>142311 > It's the only thing that makes sense to me. >Heyman of all people pushing this bad booking Get the fuck out, we all know it's Vince, he's desperate because AEW signing with TNT is giving him flashbacks of '96-'97 even though nobody bolieves Cody and the Young Cucks will reach late-90's WCW levels of success
>>142313 If Vince was scared of AEW he wouldn't do 1 minute squash matches with his big talent. Brock's win last night was Finger poke of doom tier bad. The only way it makes sense is if someone is pushing Brock like this.
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>New title is a Legends title for Taker v Goldberg BOOOOMERRRRR
>>142316 >New Title is the Saudi oil baron title >New Title is diversity only title and no White wrestlers can hold it.
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>>142316 Will it be a title we'll never see again like Braun's Saudi title?
I cancelled my network sub and didn't watch this one.
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>>143097 >he actually had a network sub


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