>two dudes have an arm wrestling match >next a tug o war match >then falls count anywhere match Very logical progression

>Strowman is stuck in another retarded uninteresting meme instead of a title run >shittily renamed team is going to job to new gay >seff is in a love angle with Stone Cold for some reason >they're ruining the undertaker and making him ally with roman noodles >AJ might have an opportunity for the just-above-jobber-status title >Joe is going to be teased with a big title shot he'll be forced to job out for I don't even care that I haven't bothered watching for weeks and want to DELETE my entire imageboard shitpost folder because everything feels so outdated and useless ever since imageboards as a whole died over halfway through 2017. This is just shit.

i think they might have actually shoot BROKE the lcd but im probably getting worked

>Opens the show with a match rather than promos based https://twitter.com/LaceyEvansWWE/status/1145847147436400646 https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1145847834899443712 https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1145848908486045696 https://streamable.com/ofnww Spud's got a hot wife https://twitter.com/1ReneeMichelle >Current NXT tag champions making their RAW debut now ?

>m. 2019 Wait was Spud's 2/7 wedding gimmick a shoot?

https://twitter.com/WWEMaverick/status/1145866131565088768 https://twitter.com/FightfulWrestle/status/1145860225536278529

THE STRAIGHT CLUB IS BACK also lashley and braun fuckign died

>>144714 Lame, Rhyno and Jericho already did it in '01. Pretty ironic when both of those people were still in the company and actually getting pushed just 2 years ago.

>I passed an 8 pound baby through my uterus, that deserves a title Based Maria secretly dissing Becky "Had an Abortion" Lynch

>>144723 Also, absolutely yikes at the complete emasculation of Mike 'kanellis'. >Maria: Stone Cold should impregnate me Who the fuck wrote this

Can Kofi Kingston bounce back from Six-Man Tag Team loss to Samoa Joe? >Last night on Raw, Samoa Joe stood tall at the conclusion of a Six-Man Tag Team Match, taking WWE Champion Kofi Kingston out with the Coquina Clutch to win the battle against The New Day alongside The Viking Raiders. >As the championship showdown at Extreme Rules draws closer, can Kofi Kingston bounce back, or has Joe gained the upper hand? Is Booley ready for Alexa Bliss? >Last Tuesday on SmackDown LIVE, Nikki Cross defeated SmackDown Women’s Champion Booley to earn her best friend, Alexa Bliss, another opportunity to challenge The Hugger for the title at Extreme Rules. >With Cross ready to help her friend claim a title at any cost, is Booley ready for another round with The Goddess? Will The New Day continue to chase after Bryan & Rowan’s titles? >With WWE Champion Kofi Kingston preparing for the challenge of Samoa Joe, fellow New Day members Big E & Xavier Woods had quite the week for themselves, pinning SmackDown Tag Team Champion Daniel Bryan in an Eight-Man Elimination Tag Team Match on Raw, then defeating Bryan & Rowan in tag team action last Tuesday on SmackDown LIVE. >Have The New Day reestablished themselves as a threat to the SmackDown Tag Team Titles? Will Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville continue to torment Ember Moon? >After weeks of torment, Ember Moon finally thought she had her chance at payback last Tuesday when she squared off with Sonya Deville, but a timely distraction from Mandy Rose gave Deville the opening to ram Moon face-first into the ring post and pick up the win. >Will The War Goddess still be out for retribution, or have Rose & Deville taught Moon a lesson?

https://twitter.com/WillOspreay/status/1146204398265090049 https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/1146088298940686338

oh no no no no

>>144729 Okay that is actually uncanny

>>144724 Mike's entire gimmick inside and outside of the ring is being an emasculated faggot whose only claim to fame is that he took his much more successful wife's last name. He went full-on Mark Mero turbonigger but with a less hot/popular wife.

Happy 4th of July /wooo/

>>144740 Mommy let me lick your pussy creases.

>>144749 Kill yourself loser.

Corbin be ballin

>>144753 Hey burgers, is it now only "The 4th of July" and not "Independence Day" anymore?

>>144754 Yeah, sorta like how niggers, mudslimes and pajeets can be "British" now.

What's up with all these twiter wars https://411mania.com/wrestling/scott-dawson-revival-better-aj-styles/

>>144873 The Revival IS better than the young cucks and those filthy homeless wiggers though.

>>144874 say what you want about the cucks but briscoes are okay. Really what everyone wants is PCO to join forces with everyone and just keep up with the coke.

Andrade & Zelina Vega throw down the gauntlet >One week after Seth Rollins and Stone Cold picked up a quick victory over Mike and Maria Kanellis on Raw – a bout that also included an astonishing surprise pregnancy announcement from Maria – the Universal Champion and Raw Women’s Champion will battle Andrade and Zelina Vega on the final Raw before their Winners Take All Extreme Rules Mixed Tag Team Match with Baron Corbin & Lacey Evans at WWE Extreme Rules, as first reported by Sports Illustrated. >Though The Beastslayer and The Man’s win over “The Power of Love” came relatively easily, the competitive couple will be hard-pressed to combat the conniving Wild Cards from SmackDown LIVE. Can Rollins and Lynch maintain momentum against Andrade and his calculating business associate as they prepare to put both of their titles on the line against The Lone Wolf and The Sassy Southern Belle? Is The Club taking over the red brand? >After failing to capture the United States Championship from Ricochet in this past Monday night’s main event, a frustrated AJ Styles joined Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson in a sadistic post-match assault that culminated in a vicious second-rope Styles Clash to the titleholder. The three longtime running buddies followed up on the brutality with a symbolic “Too Sweet” gesture over the reeling Ricochet to signify to the WWE Universe that The Club is back, and they mean business. >What might the official reunion of this take-no-prisoners triad mean for the rest of the Raw locker room? Roman Reigns & mystery partner to face Shane McMahon & Drew McIntyre before No Holds Barred Tag Team showdown at Extreme Rules >Despite what they might have said on Raw and SmackDown LIVE this week, Shane McMahon and Drew McIntyre – whether they want to admit it or not – showed fear in the presence of The Undertaker when The Deadman emerged this past Monday night. >This apprehension might be why The Scottish Psychopath and “The Best in the World” turned their tag team battle against The Undertaker and Roman Reigns into a No Holds Barred Match at WWE Extreme Rules next Sunday in Philadelphia. With that showdown looming, Reigns will have to team up with a partner of McMahon's choosing against “The Best in the World” and McIntyre on Monday's Raw, as first reported by Sports Illustrated. Plus, if The Undertaker interferes in the match, he's out of this Sunday's matchup. >Who will build momentum for their respective team just six days before Extreme Rules? Rey Mysterio returns to Raw this Monday night >Following the unbelievable set of circumstances in which he was forced to relinquish the United States Championship due to a shoulder injury, Rey Mysterio will return to Raw this Monday night. >What will The Greatest Mask of All Time have to say upon his return and how will he impact the ever-changing landscape of the red brand? R-Truth wants his “baby” back! >Drake Maverick spiced up his honeymoon with new wife Renee Michelle Monday night on Raw when he pinned R-Truth to become a two-time 24/7 Champion. As much as the title has seemingly destroyed Truth’s life, he seemed visibly distraught to be without it on SmackDown LIVE. >When will Truth strike back and become a nine-time 24/7 Champion? And how is Drake’s new bride coping with the possibility of walking into a surprise title defense at any time? Will “Jealous” Joe get payback against the WWE Champion? >On SmackDown LIVE, Samoa Joe confronted Kofi Kingston and questioned the WWE Champion’s sincerity, and when Kofi countered that The Samoan Submission Machine’s bitterness was due to jealousy, Joe offered an apparent olive branch: If Kofi were to shake his hand, Joe would cease attacks on the WWE Champion and his loved ones in the lead-up to their WWE Extreme Rules title match. Unexpectedly, Kingston responded with a one-finger salute that would make “Stone Cold” Steve Austin proud before dropping Joe with Trouble in Paradise. >Now that Kingston has rejected that proposed ceasefire (which, knowing Joe, was nothing of the sort), how will The Samoan Submission Machine respond? What’s next for Braun Strowman after Falls Count Anywhere Match incident? >After driving Bobby Lashley through the LED wall during their Falls Count Anywhere Match on Raw, Braun Strowman suffered several injuries, including a potentially ruptured spleen. Since the incident, there has been much conjecture about the condition of The Monster Among Men and the severity of his injuries with little confirmation as to the true extent of the damage he sustained. >The All Mighty, however, was released from immediate care late Monday night with relatively minor injuries, taking to social media to say that “Braun got what he deserved” and that the next time he sees Strowman, he would “send him to the morgue.” But given Strowman’s alleged condition, the next time anyone sees The Monster Among Men remains uncertain.

>>144881 >their top ace is a cuck

i missed the beginning what happen?

>>144883 A mixed tag elimination match with Becky/Seth VS Zelina/Andrade.

>>144884 ok hot garbage Got it

Drake Maverick's wife is beautiful, seems like she can wrestle well too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWlIdzLQglY

>>144886 but…how?

>>144886 She's some kind of plasticized bean curd. Fuckin' gross man.

So what manner of homosexuality did ricochet commit to earn this? I guess this "look what a good sport I am" thing is pretty gay.

https://twitter.com/WWENetwork/status/1148412739146014720 >>144892 fingering himself

>>144882 Miss me yet?

bah gawd best of the super junior winner ricochet defeats g1 climax finalist karl anderson!

>>144890 >Mike/Maria story line Apparently Heyman is behind it. Other than utterly emasculating Mike I don't see the point of it all, I just hope Maria doesn't give birth to a hand.

>>144886 She looks like a mexicunt with negro skin or some retard that poisons herself with fake tanning or gets herself some dank skin cancer from real tanning. Horrid.

>>144886 >>144899 Look closely at the roots of her hair. She's got nigger blood in her for certain.

Kevin Owens and Dolph Ziggler’s shortly tenured partnership implodes >Against their wishes, Kevin Owens and Dolph Ziggler were paired together as a tag team last Tuesday night by Shane McMahon … and, well, it didn’t turn out great. >Though they were given a chance to earn their way into the SmackDown Tag Team Title Match at Extreme Rules by defeating Heavy Machinery, KO and The Showoff could not get on the same page. By match’s end, Owens and Ziggler were trading fists with one another as opposed to Otis & Tucker. SmackDown LIVE went off the air with KO dropping The Showoff with a Stunner, and in the aftermath of that, the two will collide in one-on-one competition tonight. >Which Superstar will continue to ascend the ranks on the blue brand? Find out on SmackDown LIVE. Finn Bálor and Shinsuke Nakamura battle on the blue brand >Shinsuke Nakamura eyed-up Intercontinental Champion Finn Bálor and, seemingly, his title two weeks ago on SmackDown LIVE. Nakamura will now get up-close-and-personal with Bálor when the two face-off tonight. >Can The King of Strong Style topple The Extraordinary Man and cause a major ripple effect on the Intercontinental Championship picture? Aleister Black’s opponent for WWE Extreme Rules to be revealed >For weeks, Aleister Black has been begging for someone on SmackDown LIVE to knock on his door and pick a fight with him. Finally, someone answered the call two weeks ago, and tonight, the WWE Universe will discover just who it was. >Who will step to The Dutch Destroyer at WWE Extreme Rules? Tune-in to SmackDown LIVE to find out! SmackDown Tag Team Championship Summit to take place >SmackDown Tag Team Champions Daniel Bryan & Rowan’s mission to have the Tag Team division take centerstage on Team Blue will enter its next phase tonight, when the first-ever SmackDown Tag Team Championship Summit takes place. >Bryan & Rowan, The New Day and Heavy Machinery, the three teams that will square off for the titles at WWE Extreme Rules, will all be present. Will tensions rise just five nights before the major Triple Threat title match?

>>144888 >>144886 >>144899 >>144900 ay dios mio!

Missed the first half hour because my media machine wasn't working for shit. What did I miss?

>>144903 >Shinsuke Nakamura won the IC title off Finn Balor >Kevin Owens told off Shane McMahon about how him being on TV so much is burying other people on the RAW/Smackdown roster

>>144905 So Heyman has his wack Maria pregnancy storyline and Bischoff has Shelton making weird faces. Yeah I have no clue what's going on.

>>144905 >>144906 That means that they don't have 100% control of the shows, and Vince is doing his usual pandemonium I take back everything I said about Russo and Cornette being shit, Vince was always worse than them

>>144907 Corny may be an insufferable shitlib loudmouth but his ability as a booker/promoter has never been in question. His knowledge of the history of the wrestling business and the detail with which he can recount its biggest events/milestones is impressive and his record-keeping is meticulous. Dude has weekly journals documenting every minute thing he did as a booker going back 30+ years. The man knows how to put asses in seats. It's just too bad that when it comes to anything outside of wrestling he's such a clueless cunt. Russo is a complete fucking retard though. Listening to him attempt to speak for 10 minutes is enough to grasp his lack of intellect and how devoid of self-awareness he is. He's approaching nigger tier idiocy as he further ages. As far as Vince goes… well really he just needs to die already tbh. Not that his children are any better at managing the company than he is. Franjly the biggest hope that WWE has is Shovelman at this point. I'm not really sure how to feel about that.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1150087744867250176 >TONIGHT, history will be made when @WWNEVOLVE’s 10th Anniversary Celebration streams LIVE on @WWENetwork at 8 ET/5 PT CARD: >NXT Championship Match:Adam Cole (c) vs. Akira Tozawa >EVOLVE Champion vs. WWN Championship Winner Take All: EVOLVE Champion Austin Theory vs. WWN Champion JD Drake >EVOLVE Tag Team Championship Match: Eddie Kingston & Joe Gacy (c) vs. AR Fox & Leon Ruff with Ayla & The Skulk >Catch Point Reunion Match: Matt Riddle vs. WWE Cruiserweight Champion Drew Gulak >Grudge Match No. 1:Anthony Henry vs. NXT Superstar Arturo Ruas >Grudge Match No. 2: Shotzi Blackheart vs. Brandi Lauren >Special Challenge Match:NXT Superstar Babatunde vs. Colby Corino >Fatal 4-Way Match:Curt Stallion vs. Sean Maluta vs. Stephen Wolf vs. Harlem Bravado >Special Attraction Match:Josh Briggs vs. Anthony Greene with Brandi Lauren

The Brock Party resumes >The good news, at least, is that Kofi Kingston is safe. The bad news, however, is that Brock Lesnar came calling and obliterated Seth Rollins in Extreme Rules’ closing moments, devouring The Architect and reclaiming the Universal Championship by way of a Money in the Bank cash-in. Now, Rollins, who fought his way to Brock for the better part of a year, is facing the Sisyphean task of once again working his way back up to The Beast. There’s little doubt he’ll be game for the attempt, but after weeks of in-ring competition and mental stress brought on by Paul Heyman’s mind games, the question is whether his heart, his mind and his body are all up to the task. Club house rules >The Club came through in the clutch for AJ Styles, providing the timely interference that allowed The Phenomenal One to relieve Ricochet of his United States Championship and snap the Superstar’s young reign. Ricochet is unlikely to take the disrespect lying down, but to get his prize back, he’ll have to fight his way through a crowded field — Cesaro, The Miz, Braun Strowman and more are still lurking, and The Monster Among Men is coming off a big victory himself — not to mention penetrate Styles’ defenses and deal with The Good Brothers. In other words, it’ll be a tall order. Too tall? We shall certainly see. What friends are for >The era of co-SmackDown Women’s Champions never quite came to pass: Thanks to a furious effort by Booley, Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross fell short of a Handicap Match victory that would have netted them the SmackDown Women’s Title. That puts the blue jewel out of Bliss’ reach for the first time in a couple of months — unless she Wild Cards again, but that’s a whole other story — but she and Cross could conceivably make a play for Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold, who is finally free of Lacey Evans following the results of WWE Extreme Rules’ main event. Of course, that’s all supposing Bliss & Cross’ friendship survives this latest in-ring disappointment. Lots of ways this one can go …

>Cuckboy Seth no longer ketchup champ Based Lesnar

based Heyman BREAKing kayfabe

Is Bray going to fucking show up

>>145320 >he actually did

>>145320 >wyatt returns >BTFOs the gay community >mfw

what the fuck happened to Graves? He looks like a fucking mexican.

>having a 40 minute womens match that even the crowd turned on Suddenly I remember why I stopped watching the weekly shows.

what a showdown maggle wymyns era maggle

Did you really think they'd try something different?

Roman is still the Big Dog that runs The Yard, and is therefore above title match plebs #BolieveThat

So this is heyman's RAW now huh? Was it any good?

>>145326 Straight up goblin tier.

Shane McMahon to host a town hall meeting >Kevin Owens has made it clear that he is no fan of Shane McMahon in recent weeks, even going so far as to drop Shane-O-Mac with a Stunner. In the aftermath of Owens’ comments last week on SmackDown LIVE and at Extreme Rules, McMahon has vowed to host a town hall meeting to allow Superstars to air any and all complaints and grievances. What Superstars will speak up? Daniel Bryan to make a career-altering announcement >After he and Rowan lost the SmackDown Tag Team Championship at Extreme Rules, Daniel Bryan was in a state of shock, to say the least. >During a post-match interview with Sarah Schreiber, a frenzied Bryan grieved over the end of his dreams of elevating the tag team division. But it wasn’t long before he realized what his next step needed to be. With a wild glare in his eyes, an eerily calm Bryan whispered that he knows exactly what he needs to do to save the planet – “aim higher.” >In the aftermath of the interview, WWE.com has learned that Bryan plans on making a career-altering announcement tonight on SmackDown LIVE. Bryan has promised that this will change the course of his career and shake SmackDown LIVE to its core. Just what exactly does Bryan have planned? The Kabuki Warriors to challenge WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions The IIconics >Paige warned Peyton Royce & Billie Kay that a reckoning was coming for them. It’s here. >After defeating The IIconics in a non-title match in Tokyo last month, The Kabuki Warriors earned the right to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship. Asuka & Kairi Sane will get their opportunity at the titles tonight. >Can The Kabuki Warriors bring The IIconics’ reign to an end, or will the champions prove that the future is IIconic? Ember Moon and a mystery partner to face Rose & Deville >The rivalry between Ember Moon and Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville has been intense. Though she defeated Rose two weeks ago, The War Goddess let her rivals know that matters were far from settled. >In response, Rose & Deville dared Moon to find a partner and face them in tag team competition. Who has Ember chosen to even the odds?

>>145337 >The Kabuki Warriors to challenge WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions The IIconics Finally. It's a TV match so I'm sure it'll be a fucked finish or some shit though

HOLY SHIT BIG GOD BANTZ OFF THE METER

>shane can't even sell the stunner jesus fuck

>>145344 >books himself in a match to be almost on par with AJ Styles >can't even take a stunner without fucking up Shane may actually be the worst McMahon.

>>145344 >sells it long term by coughing during promo

Please tell me Bryan is teaming up with BROKEN Matt

Ember is getting fat.

>>145347 HAPPENING

https://twitter.com/PeytonRoyceWWE/status/1151269295009255424 https://twitter.com/BillieKayWWE/status/1151264425950797824 https://twitter.com/itsBooleyWWE/status/1151273702631325703 https://twitter.com/itsBooleyWWE/status/1151275677041266691 https://twitter.com/YaOnlyLivvOnce/status/1151294189407051777

>snek gonna win the title at SS Fuck sake

>no entrance for challengers >half entrance for champs whoa big match feel

Asuka and Kairi getting a jobber entrance and looking super pissed off about it.

>>145354 maybe they'll get full entrances at summerslam kickoff show

>>145355 Nah, they'll be relegated to another womens battle royal also on the kickoff show

>>145348 >Ember Boon is getting fat That's generally what they do as they age. How many skinny old nigger bitches have you seen? The ones on crack/meth don't count.

WWE Hall of Famers and Legends to descend on Raw Reunion >This Monday, the curtain will rise on the largest reunion in Monday Night Raw history — a special episode fittingly dubbed Raw Reunion. >The red brand extravaganza will see “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Hulk Hogan, “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair as well as D-Generation’s Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Road Dogg and X-Pac. >In addition, the WWE Universe can look forward to the returns of “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase, Kurt Angle, Mick Foley, Diesel, Razor Ramon, Alicia Fox, Alundra Blayze, Booker T, Eric Bischoff, Candice Michelle, Christian, D-Von Dudley, Eve Torres, Gerald Brisco, Sgt. Slaughter, The Godfather, Jillian Hall, “The Mouth of the South” Jimmy Hart, Jerry “The King” Lawler, Jonathan Coachman, Kaitlyn, Kelly Kelly, Lilian Garcia, Mark Henry, Melina, Pat Patterson, Rikishi, Ron Simmons, Santino Marella, The Boogeyman, The Hurricane and more. How will Seth Rollins gear up for The Beast? >After Brock Lesnar cashed in his Money in the Bank contract on Seth Rollins and defeated The Beastslayer to recapture the Universal Championship at WWE Extreme Rules, The Architect rebounded in impressive fashion, winning the Cross-Branded All-Star Top 10 Battle Royal and earning the right to once again challenge The Conqueror at SummerSlam. >Although Rollins defeated Lesnar to win the title at WrestleMania last April, accomplishing that task twice in a year seems nearly impossible. En route to The Biggest Event of the Summer, how will the former champion gear up to once again slay The Beast? Will things turn volatile between The Man and The Queen of Harts prior to their SummerSlam showdown? >Last week on Raw, Natalya survived an explosive Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match, earning the opportunity to challenge Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold at SummerSlam. Champion and challenger nearly came to blows after exchanging heated words during an in-ring confrontation following Natalya’s triumph, so is it only a matter of time before the two are trading haymakers? Find out on Raw! Will Ricochet get retribution after vicious assault at the hands of Styles, Anderson & Gallows? >Ricochet might have lost the United States Championship to AJ Styles at WWE Extreme, but the new titleholder and his cohorts Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows clearly aren’t done with the former champion. Last week, the trio added insult to injury for the young Superstar when they ambushed Ricochet at the conclusion of a 2-out-of-3 Falls Six-Man Tag Team Match pitting Ricochet & The Usos against The Revival & Robert Roode. >In the wake of the 3-on-1 attack, how will Ricochet hope to even-the-odds with the dangerous faction?

>>145688 >geriatric episode

>>145688 I hope they give Stone Cold a mic this time unlike that terrible RAW 25 one

>>145688 (heil'd) >wheeling out all the old farts from better eras to score cheap nostalgia points with their dumbshit fans Seems about par for the course.

>>145688 ONE MORE RUN BROTHER

>>145696 They oughtta have a segment with him and Owens where Austin passes the stunner down to him. He does shit by hitting Owens with a stunner, RAM cuts to commercial, KO is still out cold selling it when they come back, Austin wakes him up and says "it's your move now kid", Austin's music hits and they grab some steveweisers. Oh hell yeah.

>>145688 >Alicia Fox >Jonathan Coachman Why the fuck are this rando jobber and one of the many unnecessary third wheel commentators being mixed in with all the actual retired "legends" and people that have at least been gone a long time?

SAVE US JHON

WRESTLINNNNNN' NIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT!!! GET HYYYYYPEEEEE, MUTHAFUCKAAAAAASSSS!!!

I dreamt last night CM Punk was going to be on Raw. And I didn't even know about this big Reunion show. It's a sign. It's happening tonight, lads. Cap this.

>>145707 I doubled the vram on my pi from 64 to 128 and it's actually slightly viewable. >fucking smackdown "take up 95% of the screen" ads in the middle of a match

>The OC Jesus christ

These 24/7 title antics are unironically the only thing entertaining me right now.

seth is a faggot

>>145713 Feth is Bob Saget.

>>145701 They need to be diverse and inclusive, anon. Which means they need lots of niggers.

Thread is fucking DEEEEAAAADDDD. Yeesh, I go away a few months and this place goes to absolute shi'ite.

>>145717 let wwe die in peace

>Austin draining the clock and dropping S-bombs. BASED

>>145720 FIVE YEARS!!!

JFC, record low ratings and all the snowflakes still begging for women's matches they inevitably aren't going to watch or give a shit about. Really starting to think it's all just elaborate concern trolling to keep shitty women's matches front and center because they know ratings'll tank and they'll finally be done away with "problematic" WWE and all their "toxic masculinity" or whatever other dumb bullshit buzzword they come up with next.

>>145723 That's what happens when your sponsors put your nuts in a vise for 10 years

>>145724 Was it really that, though, or Vince chasing that sweet, sweet PG money. No, seriously, not rhetorical, I wanna know, did the advertisers push push on Vince or did Vince push PG for the ad dough?

>>145725 ***push PG that should be, of course.

>>145723 >mfw MUH WYMYNS EVOLUTION shit was all to hype ronda and sell her merch, but she got worked into a shoot and couldn't cut it in the beeg league

>>145717 Everything's dead. Look around. Every hobby, interest, community, it's all falling apart. The only places that have any form of life are rapidly changing flavor of the month communities like tik tok, mostly full of zoomers. Even that's dead, in favor of whatever the new thing is. Basically, the main product for this board sucks. WWE is hardly even watchable in a "watch the trainwreck" way anymore. Not even that is a draw. Booleyfag disappearing removed a lot of the banter fun on the board itself. The other promos like NJPW barely get any interest anymore either. If you can find a way to get people interested again, go for it. It's not like the companies are going to.

WWE Champion Kofi Kingston to issue a SummerSlam challenge >After being confronted by Randy Orton, Elias and Samoa Joe last week, WWE Champion Kofi Kingston isn’t waiting for anyone to step up and challenge him at The Biggest Event of Summer. Kingston intends to issue his own challenge to a Superstar to face him at SummerSlam tonight. Will Kofi choose one of the Superstars that stepped to him last week or test his mettle elsewhere? Shane McMahon to address Kevin Owens on SmackDown LIVE >Kevin Owens has not been bashful in bombarding Shane McMahon in recent weeks, and after eating his third Stunner in two weeks, Shane is now promising to address KO tonight. >With Shane promising some form of retaliation on Owens at the end of SmackDown LIVE last week, what will “The Best in the World” have to say? Will he respond to Kevin Owens' challenge to a SummerSlam match between the two, where if Owens lost, he would quit WWE? Ember Moon to collide with Charlotte Flair >Ember Moon received the biggest opportunity of her WWE career thus far last week, when SmackDown Women’s Champion Booley challenged her to a title match at SummerSlam. However, The Shenom will have no time to rest on her laurels, as she now has to prepare to challenge The Queen. >Moon will look to make a definitive statement by besting Charlotte Flair, the most decorated Superstar in the Women’s division. Will The War Goddess pick up invaluable momentum as SummerSlam approaches or will The Queen stay Queen and knock Ember down a significant notch? Shawn Michaels to be guest commentator >Just one night after DX and The Kliq joined forces to help Ricochet run off The OC on Raw Reunion, two-time WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels will be joining the commentary team on SmackDown LIVE. >What kind of insight will HBK bring to the blue brand? Will Daniel Bryan make his announcement? >Last week, Daniel Bryan vowed to make a career-altering announcement that would shake SmackDown LIVE to its core. However, The Planet’s Champion left the arena without saying a word, even as SmackDown Tag Team Champions The New Day offered him and Rowan a rematch for the titles. Could Bryan finally reveal his plans to the WWE Universe?

>>145731 I disagree with you that every community is falling apart but I definitely concur that the main product for this board is utter dog shit and has been for quite a while. Doesn't stop me from coming here and shooting the shit about how shit the product is though. The most fun you can have related to the current state of wrestling is complaining about the current state of wrestling. Chin up anon, don't let the kikes BREAK your spirit. There are still many thriving pockets of humanity left online and otherwise, they just take a bit of searching to find.

>>145731 So now I'm fun? Whats up with that?

>Otunga is on commentary despite Shawn Michaels being on the card to do guest commentary >streams are barely working I'm guessing taima is using the shitty russian stream site tonight? The views on its stream are over 1k while they were barely 49 last night.

>>145746 Don't flatter yourself. You're fun to make fun of.

>>145754 Boo, get new material!

Asuka playing video games in the back https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1153840194862243840

>>145757 Asuka is training for the prestigious UpUpDownDown title, brother

Offtopic, but we need more people to finish up our team for the 8cup at >>145755

>>145759 id bo dallas on yet

>>145760 Bo has been on the team since forever

>>145761 does the team have this theme

>>145731 >The other promos like NJPW barely get any interest anymore either. Are you kidding me lol? That's like the only promotion that's active in this board now.

>>145789 True but not nearly as active as the WWE threads in 2017-2018 were. which had 200-300 posts for weekly RAW shows. Only the big NJPW shows like Wrestle Kingdom, Dominon and now the G1 get a good post rate, the smaller shows not as much.

>>145762 I miss the good times :( You think WWE'll let them have one victory this year? Even if it's only against Zack Ryder and Hawkins. >>145789 I mean, if your idea of active is 5 people, sure.

>>145909 B-Team is going to get those SD straps brother. All you have to do is bolieve. The B stands for Buzzards. Bo Wyatt confirmed brother brother. Also reminder to mute their new theme and play BATTLESCARS over it instead. T-they'll be back on TV soon I swear.

>>145789 And it barely has more posts than this thread for the entire month of july. It's dead.

>>145911 It had two threads dude. First thread hit post limit dumbass.

Rollins seeks retribution against Ziggler >The spirit of Raw Reunion carried over onto SmackDown LIVE when Shawn Michaels stopped by “Miz TV,” but the good vibes only lasted for a few minutes before Dolph Ziggler appeared and blasted the two-time Hall of Famer with a superkick right to the jaw. As reported by The Wrap, Seth Rollins — who got the benefit of DX backup against AJ Styles last week — seems to have stepped up in defense of The HeartBREAK Kid, with a bout for The Showoff set on Raw. The talented Ziggler should also serve as the kind of test Rollins is setting for himself as he prepares for Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam – but is The Kingslayer overly occupying himself with arduous preparation and tangential retribution? Is he taking his eye off the ball? “Samoan Summit” set for Reigns and Joe >Samoan pride was on the line last week when Roman Reigns battled Samoa Joe, and now that The Big Dog emerged victorious in the grudge match, it seems the two sides have come together in an effort to squash their beef. As reported by The Wrap, Reigns and Joe will meet in a “Samoan Summit” on Monday’s Raw, where the two will supposedly hash out their differences and find a way to move forward. It’s a surprising turn of events between two known fighters, though there’s something to be said for a desire to move forward. With that being said, talks are just as likely to BREAK down – and given that they’re both from the same island, we know what happens next. 24/7 Rules >Despite a cavalcade of Legends and Hall of Famers looking to steal his thunder, Drake Maverick nearly pulled off the heist of the summer by winning back the 24/7 Championship (and consummating his marriage). That is, until R-Truth pinned him to mark the ninth and final title change of Raw Reunion and then sped away in a limo before the embattled 205 Live General Manager could give chase. With Maverick at his BREAKing point and Truth not far behind, it’s only a matter of time before one of these Superstars attempts something truly drastic. Stone Cold set to battle Alexa Bliss >Stone Cold and Natalya’s rivalry for the Raw Women’s Championship heated up in a hurry, as what was shaping up to be a respectful contest has turned into a series of below-the-belt insults stemming from the pair’s time in Japan years before they ever set foot in WWE. Their latest scrap came during the middle of a planned “Moment of Bliss” interview with The Man, and it seems as though Alexa Bliss has had quite enough of her show descending into chaos. As such, The Wrap confirmed that Becky and Alexa will square up in a non-title match this Monday. It should be an opportunity for The Man to get some stress off her chest, but with Nikki Cross at Bliss’ flank and Natalya lurking in the wings, things might not stay one-on-one for long. Tune in to Raw, live this Monday at 8/7 C on USA Network, to see what happens next.

>>146098 >Seth "Frankly, I prefer pineapple on my pizza" Rollins

>>146099 >Seth "Zero Dimes" Rollins

>>145731 >If you can find a way to get people interested again, go for it. It's not like the companies are going to. That's a good start. There's many companies that sometimes don't get threads because they're not as big or approachable. MLW, DDT, AJPW, NOAH, AAA, CMLL, and so on. Last night I fell asleep while trying to watch NJPW live on the stream, this weird wrestling/musical/wuxia mashup thing called MAKAI was on when I woke up, wanted to know what the fuck was going on, and looked it up. The channel has a few episodes with English subtitles. It might be a hurdle, but being able to distinguish who's fighting who and why always helps with the investment providing resources to watch nip shows without having to pull allnighters is also good. Embed related was announced a couple of hours ago, maybe it's a good start.

>>146101 >Seth "Cuckolding is the most alpha thing you can do" Rollins

>>146098 https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1155930328772431872 https://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2019-07-29/article/raw-tag-team-championship?sf216607312=1 >#TheRevival will defend their #RawTagTeamTitles in a #TripleThreat Match against The @WWEUsos and #TheOC @KarlAndersonWWE & @LukeGallowsWWE TONIGHT on #RAW! @DashWilderWWE @ScottDawsonWWE https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1155931055028727808 https://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2019-07-29/article/gauntlet-match?sf216607087=1 >TONIGHT on #RAW, @KingRicochet, @reymysterio, @WWECesaro, @SamiZayn and @AndradeCienWWE will battle in a #GauntletMatch to determine who will challenge @AJStylesOrg for the #USTitle at #SummerSlam! https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1155938730969948160 >BREAKING: @RonKillings & @CarmellaWWE will kick off #Raw TONIGHT to do battle with @WWEMaverick & @1ReneeMichelle in a Mosh Pit #MixedTagTeamMatch for the #247Title!

>>146107 >#USTitle >mfw read that as #JUSTitle

Alexa fucking sucks and so does Becky

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1155998380889239554 https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1156000817628864513 https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1156004768558436356 https://twitter.com/MariaLKanellis/status/1156010460002394113 https://twitter.com/RealMikeBennett/status/1156013960195215360

I'm late and catching recaps but heres some media brother btorther also that gauntlet match was good

>rollins bleeding internally wew

i can't bolieve rollins fuckign died

“The King’s Court” returns as Jerry “The King” Lawler welcomes special guest Trish Stratus >When the blue brand descends on The Home of the Blues this Tuesday night, Memphis’ own WWE Hall of Famer Jerry “The King” Lawler will return to the blue brand to host a special edition of “The King’s Court.” And his royal guest will be none other than fellow Hall of Famer Trish Stratus! What will The King have in store for the seven-time Women’s Champion? Finn Bálor is out to teach Dolph Ziggler some respect >Last week on SmackDown LIVE, Dolph Ziggler delivered the kick heard ‘round the world when he Superkicked WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels. This ultimate show of disrespect for a WWE Legend has caused quite the stir in the locker room, to say the least. Not only has it led to a showdown between Ziggler and Seth Rollins on Monday Night Raw, but also, Finn Bálor will look to teach The Showoff a lesson in respect tonight on SmackDown LIVE. The New Day to go head-to-head with Drew McIntyre & Elias >Last week, while joining the commentary team on SmackDown LIVE, The New Day reiterated their stance in support of Kevin Owens’ recent tirades against Shane McMahon. >Now, Shane’s allies Drew McIntyre & Elias will be looking to silence the outspoken Power of Positivity when they take on SmackDown Tag Team Champions Big E & Xavier Woods in a tag team affair tonight.

>>146191 Hey Anon! Hopefully next week, YOU won't be around!

>>146192 wow rude

>state of the women's tag titles Will they even be on summerslam's preshow?

>>146195 OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH=

>>146198 >>146195 He buried leukemia so he won't let some metal shit bury him. Also it didn't even look like it hit him.

>>146198 #AndStill The Big Dog™ 🤙