We have a thread and sticky on the sharty /fit/ board and we had more than twice as many posts in our game thread. come on over, unless you are irish, indian, jewish, an AEW faggot or in a wheel chair. if you are any of those things stay here

>>148528 Gonna no sell that faggot zoomer website.

>>148530 they range ban indians and none of the sites user base is on /fit/ they literally opened the board just for us and /sp/ and 4chan's /fit/

>>148528 The sharty nuked 4Chan because of a petty meme war. GTFO.

>>148549 what the sharties did to the jannies was based

>>148528 nobody cares when they are a bunch of lolcows who got butthurt over not being able to dox people.

>>148552 I planted my flag. I let the other IYO and /Arrr/ dudes know where we are and that we want them back. if you don't want to be saved, don't be saved

>>148557 The irony when that site has a KiwiFarms thread. They sperg out at the slightest mention of them. You were not saved. You were tricked by a bunch of hypocrites.

YA GOTTA LOVE THE CODESTER YA JUST GOTTA

>>148523 >Main Event Jey Uso >Opening match The only good match for me for for day 1 is LA Knight vs Jacob Fatu Then day 2 is the 4 way IC title Damn why are the midcard titles better than most of the cards.

I'll probably only watch Gunther/Jey finish, Knight vs Jacob, maybe some of Tiffany and Charlotte and skip to the finish of the triple threat. Night 2 looks to be mostly good.

This is probably the most dogshit build to a mania in WWE/F history holy fuck. Just goddamn.

>>148603 Gaytch fumbled big time.

OBJECTIVELY CORRECT PREDICTIONS >Jey >Naomi >El Grande Americano >Charlotte >New Day >Seth >Iyo >Dominik >Liv and Raquel >Logan >Damien >Cena

Night 1 seems awfully filler-ish

>>148523 Is the night 1 and night 2 match listed is in order or it's random?

I'm just glad to be back with my fellow Bolievers. Howdychads, wya? Think he'll return next Smackdown? I assume the spooky promos for 4/25 are for Aleister Black, but maybe he'll feud with Bo. All you have to do is Bolieve.

Finally Cm punk is in the Main event... of night one

what stream do you guys use?

>>148622 Do you think he knows deep down it's not really "The Wrestlemania main event"?

>>148619 The first and last match on each night is confirmed but the rest are not necessarily in order. >>148625 Peacock is really affordable

>Randy Orton vs Brock Lesnar y/n?

>>148666 Why would you want to get scammed twice with that match?

>>148622 There's always next Mania...

How much do you blame him for this year's lackluster Mania build?

Feud recaps for those who don't follow the product >Gunther vs. Jey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgVJlic4jMg >Jade vs, Naomi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtwNRxO-mKs >El Grande Americano vs. Rey Mysterio N/A, just watch some old lucha matches on YT to get an idea of who El Grande Americano is >Knight vs. Fatu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAyauVwXrAY >Stratton vs. Flair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rXOJnCISDE >War Raiders vs. New Day N/A, basically niggers vs. bikers >Punk vs. Rollins vs. Roman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIQfa9Sz4g >Iyo vs. Rhea vs. Belair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0m1iHMxMvc >Bron vs. Penta vs. Finn vs. Dom N/A pretty much a Raw midcard showcase, also cracks in the Judgement Day >Liv & Raquel vs. Lyra & Bayley N/A, women >AJ Styles vs. Logan Paul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CthuPLaLxJs >Priest vs. McIntyre N/A, Drew deserves better >Cody vs. Cena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rfQRZEwARk

Here is how ChatGPT thinks Vince would have booked this year NIGHT 1 – Saturday: The Spectacle Match 1 LA Knight vs Austin Theory “Future of WWE” Showcase Match Match 2 Charlotte Flair vs Becky Lynch #1 Contender’s Match for Either Women’s Title Match 3 Dominik Mysterio vs Rey Mysterio Career vs Mask II – Final Chapter Match 4 Tag Team Turmoil Match Winning team earns Tag Title Shot on Night 2 (DIY vs Judgment Day vs Street Profits vs Alpha Academy vs Viking Raiders) Winners: Judgment Day (JD McDonagh and Finn Bálor) Match 5 Logan Paul (c) vs John Cena United States Championship – Celebrity vs Legacy Match 6 Rhea Ripley (c) vs Bianca Belair WWE Women’s World Championship – First Time Ever Match 7 Seth Rollins (c) vs CM Punk World Heavyweight Championship Post-show segment The Rock confronts Roman Reigns backstage (Tease for Night 2 main event) ⸻ NIGHT 2 – Sunday: Legacy and Empire Pre-Show Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Winner: Bron Breakker Match 1 Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn (c) vs The Usos

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WWE Tag Team Championship – No Disqualification Match Match 2 The New Day (c) Judgment Day (JD McDonagh and Finn Bálor) Tag Title Opportunity from Night 1 Match 3 Brock Lesnar vs Gunther Alpha vs Ring General – Power vs Precision Match 4 Charlotte Flair (c) vs Iyo Sky WWE Women’s Championship Match 5 Cody Rhodes vs Randy Orton Legacy vs Legacy – Respect or Betrayal Match 6 Uncle Howdy vs Karrion Kross Bray Wyatt Tribute Match Match 7 Roman Reigns (c) vs The Rock Undisputed WWE Universal Championship – Bloodline Supremacy

>>148708 Triple H is in charge

I was hiding at 8kun /wooo/ waiting for mania. Why is this place any better?

>>148843 It's not Jim Watkin's honeypot.

>>148774 The only way CM Punk would figure into a Wrestlemania main event under Vince would be a live sex celebration where Bobby Lashley and Otis DP AJ Lee in the ring while Punk watches from the back.

Whattaya eatan/drinkan/smokan for WreslteMania 41 /wooo/? >Night 1 Cheesey bacon fries, Rum & Coke Zero, Jungle Cake blunt >Night 2 BBQ pork ribs, corn on the cob, a six pack of Red Stripe, another blunt

>pre-show screen is black lmaoooooo

There is not a single good match tonight.

>>148920 But enough about what girls on tinder say when they scroll your profile

>>148917 Miller High Life. Eating bean and rice burritos tonight (was supposed to make em last night and order a pizza tonight, but was too lazy and ordered the pizza last night), and probably more High Life tomorrow and Easter leftovers.

Pat McAfee could easily pass for 47, my god, he looks rough for his age.

>End of an Era wins best Mania match rightfully so

no jeet

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Jay = Top Mid carder?

>>148927 Oh shit, I'm in my 40s and thought he was older than me

I'm over here from /fit/, btw. Not sure I trust the shart and you seem to be running a tighter operation around here. Don't really like that this place cuts out sometimes though.

>>148955 This place cuts out for you? I haven't noticed that, but I have seen Sharty go down.

>>148956 Intermittently, at least when I'm first trying to log in. Still, it's a nice setup until /pw/ is rolling again. And I'm the paranoid type so I really do think Sharty is ramping up a Red Wedding situation.

>>148958 I was going to make a similar joke earlier.

>>148958 are you in .moe? on other thread they said using .se works better basically a mirror of one another no matter which one you post in they both show up/update the same. notice less down time in Se for me.

>>148959 It's just that the mods seem almost too nice given the headaches this has to have caused. I was all for being there at first because fuck them for taking down 4chan. And they were taught their lesson. But they have their culture and aren't going to put up with this forever.

THEY BOUGHT TRIPLE A

>>148964 Shit, didn't see that coming

HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY BOUGHT TRIPLE A

That Vikingo guy has been on like every wrestling show in the last year or so.

The absolute mad lad actually did it

RED PILL ME ABOUT TRIPLE A ARE THEY GOOD ARE THEY WORSE THAN CMLL

>>148964 >>148966 That's NXT Mexico now

>>148970 Yeah, pretty much. They're probably gonna buy a Japanese promotion next. They announced years ago they wanted NXT branches in every corner of the globe.

It would be cool if they could get AAA on American TV with English commentary. That would give it a huge advantage over CMLL. I hear great things about CMLL but they're really inaccessible.

>>148971 Probably NOAH and Marigold given the relationships they have with the two I always thought All Japan would be a good purchase. Smaller so cheaper but has decent base wrestlers and a prestigious history that WWE could really build around if they wanted to.

Rey is indeed benched

>>148972 Savinovich is casting AAA so, there is a chance ALSO LMAO RIP DRAGON LEE REY FENIX BROS WW@

Advertising a draw like Rey Mysterio to attract normie eyes than putting Rey Fenix in there last minute is so carny

>>148973 Bayley said she'd like to go to Marigold and wrestle there. I think Lyra is kind of joshi coded so she'd fit in if she made an excursion there. Exciting times. I hope they're able to give AAA a big platform.

>>148977 Mysterio got hurt yesterday so it wasn't planned.

Better not stop doing TripleMania shows.

>>148978 It's a smart angle, really. Marigold isn't working with much at the moment. But with WWE resources they can absolutely entice wrestlers away from the other joshi companies to work there. Japan has always taken pride in having it's own heritage so I doubt they slap the NXT moniker on it (doubt they will with AAA either). But it's smart to create a product that appeals to a different market and they'd probably find ways to appeal to Western puroresu fans as well. There's dozens of us.

>Penta and Fenix at Wrestlemania NO NO NO NO NO THOSE TOYS WERE DEFECTIVE THAT'S WHY I THREW THEM AWAY!!!! WHY ARE THEY BOTH IN WRESTLEMANIA!!!???? IT'S NOT FAIR FENIX JUST GOT THERE LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR DADDY OPEN THE CHECKBOOK I NEED MORE TOYS.

>>148977 Hopefully this means they stop doing five diluted triplemania shows a year

>>148983 bit sad, innit?

>>148983 Fenix have slick flippy anime moves Dunno why Tiny let him go and I never watched aew

How long do you think the show will go tonight? I gotta space out my beers so I'm not a drooling mess come main event.

WWE has so many Luchadores that they probably should start thinking about a heel Luchadore faction probably led by Penta. Not now but probably in a couple of months

>>148981 They can transform into NXT Mexico if they want, or they can keep it as AAA and try to grow it as much as they can within the Mexican market. Or maybe they'll do some weird compromise and try both.

>>148986 Because like all of his toys, he played with them for a month or so, and then forgot he had them when he got more new toys.

We need JBL back to handle these border jumpers

>>148964 >it's real CMLL is malding right now.

Surprised Fenix is there. last I heard he had bad back injury

>>148988 starts at 7 here so I don't plan on drinking till at least 8:30

>>148973 I wonder if NOAH would actually sell for a price WWE could accept. I agree about All Japan. I'll be interested to see what the events were surrounding this acquisition to see whether this will be the plan going forward or if it was an opportunity too good to pass up. >>148977 It's also like, what's the point? The dude seriously hurts himself every other match. Maybe he'll be healthier in WWE, it does happen, but I don't see it.

>>148983 kek tony do be saying this

Rey Mysterio is standing and walking just fine this was probably planned https://x.com/WWE/status/1913707986075201698

>>148557 You didn't plant your flag, you ran away. And you're not the real Krossporster. Kill yourself today.

>>149003 calling it now, he will do a run in and do a 619 and hide under the ring to leave via crowd.

I think I'm gonna have to make dinner during Jade vs Naomi. I love kweens but I hate wasting food more

For me, it's the last professional broadcaster, Sam Robert's

Great to see Jacob Fatu getting a title shot at WrestleMania. Seems only like yesterday I was cheering him on in MLW. Hope he jobs out Knight.

>>149016 Shoot hope that nigga dies

Mariah May incoming.

Bayley's hurt too? Cursed WrestleMania

not ray not bailey cake. fuck this gaymania

Bayley's out too now!? How many bait-and-switches is this WM going to have?

how many hours until wrestlemania starts again

Send Bayley to AEW.

fumbled

Bayley's tits looked great in that injury segment.

>>149027 30min

Which stream are you guys watching? Peacock is only US..

Niggas who like being deaf are real weirdos.

Netflix of course

>>149032 Is it not on Netflix for you, foreign fren?

I miss the fast paced gamethreads with multiple kickouts of finishes that used to air on the other channel

Based Hulkster

>>149035 Not for Italy unfortunately.

I always wanted to learn sign language, I'd date a deaf chick.

>>149039 Oh, looks like Italy still has the WWE Network. That's where it airs I think.

Wrestlemania is that bad the nobody is watching here lol

STEAM WHERE?

>>149036 That's the one thing I don't miss. Fucking faggot /pw/ jannies would never sticky WWE PPVs so you had to constantly hop from one thread to the next every ten minutes

>>148528 >check out imageboard >popup asking you to click 200 separate sliders to decline 'legitimate interest' cookies from advertising partners >immediately close tab

>>148528 No.

>>149043 baked.live

>>149043 wwe.com/network

The other product didn't have a ability to draw though

IT DON'T MATTER WHAT THEY SAY IM DIMELESS DIMELESS DIMELESS WE DIMELESS

Cheesery Fries are done Blunt is rolled Pouring my rum and coke It's time for WrestleMania

>>149057 Based pothead

>>149057 eat the blunt smoke the fries watch the rum drink the mania

Got a little white trash charcuterie going on. There is some pepper jelly that is not pictured. Might make Bagel Bites later.

WE'RE LIVE PAL

>>149061 Looks good, all I have is fritos and pizza.

>something went wrong with puss in boots image. Why do people buy peacock subscriptions if the thing does not even work

>>149063 Still sounds good, anon. Pizza is always good for wrastlin'. Gonna be a good night.

Just Nacho cheese doritios covered in tapatio and lime gang

WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149068 PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP

Calling it now, the S&D Triple Threat will be better than all the matches tonight

Vegas is fucking boring btw, after two days you've hit all the casinos and seen all the shows, they have pool parties which are pretty dope though.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Got my chilli and nachos ready It's go time

LET'S FUCKING GO BROS IT'S HAPPENING

/peedub/ dead for wrestlemania weekend is such a shame. Fuck sharty I don't care about /qa/ and jannies I just want to shitpost about wrestling.

Why did they stop playing America the beautiful?

FEIN FEIN FEIN

>>149060 Fucking based

Time for the truth, do you guys think Jey Uso will be able to shut the mouth of the "he's just a catchphrase" crowd?

MISAWA BASE

>>149061 >Heluva Good! Ew. Also, cute cat.

>>149081 lol no

This is to all my new friends in this new fed. Have a good Wrestlemania.

over/under on a serious injury/ death here tonight, at WRESTLEMANIA?

>>149081 No, he'll just yeet again as if it means anything.

Triple H promo is still without a single dime

bros I wish it was dragunov vs gunther instead

I am drinking beer.

My first post on wooo just to say Cody Rhodes is the shittiest main guy in the history of main guys

>>149092 Triple H wishes it too.

>>149088 over/under on Charlotte and Tiffy shooting at each other?

>>149081 It'll take 37 superkicks, 22 spears, and 11 splashes, but by god he'll do it!

I am glad that I am not the one paying for this peacock account because this crap does not even work. Always pirate.

BOW DOWN BOW DOWN TO THE GOAT

BOW DOWN TO THE BOW DOWN TO THE KING

Bow down to KKK

THESE FUCKERS ARE BACK AND THEY MULTIPLIED NOOOOOO

*bows down*

>>149096 I think Charlotte would be the only real risk of that, and she has probably been told to be on her best behavior or she is going home for good. Most of Ric's friends are retired at this point, her nepopull is basically at its end.

who

Nani???!!!

Who the fuck is this?

>Fatal Fury advert at Wrestlemania Cool. >It's to advertise a real world DJ as an in-game character Lame.

finally

YEET

LMAO FATAL FURY CROSSOVER AT MANIA ANY /fgg/fags HERE?

>world title match is opener Grim

>Jey curtain jerking >MAIN EVENT LMAO

There's so much going on right now. YEET

LINE 'EM ALL UP KNOCK 'EM DOWN LIKE THIS

>>149111 right here nigga

KICK OFF MATCH USO

>>149107 Ask a Saudi or a spic or something

>main event >first match on the card KWAB

YEET

what the fuck

>>149111 YEAH BOI

>>149122 Based

>>149111 Here, thought we were getting a WWE char in ff for a second

>>149061 Looks nice

>>149126 Piss break already. k then

>>149122 Saudi money truly is infinite.

Named Main Event Jey Uso but opens the show.

>>149130 many are saying this

They had to put him on first so they could do his 20 minute entrance desu

I hope Gunther comes out to Symphony no. 9 today.

AllahakbarBROS

>>149132 It's not even a cool entrance. It's just him descending down the stairs while his 30 second long song loops for 20 minutes.

I can’t stop YEETING fellas

Love to see Wade get the promotion, no bad news here

>>149125 If Japan can dress someone up as Wolf Hawkfield and say Yep, that's him, we should've had Terry Bogard vs Randy Orton.

Please god let the yeeting end

GOONTAH

>>149139 Yeeting and superkicks will continue until revenue improves

>Gunther gets a normal entrance Jey is going over bros.......

MEIN FUHRER

4 hours of Pat McAfee... don't know if I can do it bros..

That is an atrocious outfit on that announcer

WOAT ring announcer

Was Alicia Taylor always this ugly?

what's that crooked part of the lighting rig on top of the ring? is it gonna fall and kill someone?

>>149142 its a shame, gunther is the better wrestler, uso is just slop

Gunther has only been champ for 200+ days?? It feels so much longer

this nigger announcer jesus christ

>>149147 Sports announcing is a man's world.

>>149152 the opener is the second best spot, lilbro.

Opening Match Jey Uso

hahahahaah YEET!

that's really good lighting.

FUCK 'EM' UP GOONTAH FUCK 'EM UP

Gunther would do better in UFC than that straight edge guy, I've literally forgotten his name, the faggot

If you ever wondered, Netflix is 40 seconds ahead of Peacock

I think Jey is gonna win unfortunately, they keep pushing the 0-3 thing so they wanna make that the focus.

I'm fine with Gunther losing. Not because of anything with Jey but because it's clear they haven't really had any good ideas with his run. It's carried entirely by his matches which already did with his intercontinental run.

Took 21 minutes for a match to finally happen good god.

>another Dude Wipes sponsorship Which match?

>Netflix blocked my Canadian VPN so I had to revert to a shittier one that is already causing problems Fuckers.

>>149160 CuM Spunk

oh thank god i found you bros i was so sad watching it alone :(

>>149168 YEET

>>149168 Welcome.

>>149168 Realist shit

YEET

>They had to pipe in Yeet noises to get the crowd to react Kek

>>149167 thank you, i honestly pulled a blank, i couldnt for the life of me remember his name. but gunther actually does have some legitimate submission skills, he just obviously doesnt correctly use them in wrassling, and his body shape would work really well, he'd need to cut jus a bit but I think he'd do alright

>>149168 A shitposter without a home is tragic, welcome friend.

>>149168 I feel ya bro, Wrestlemania without /pw/ felt sovless

>watching with My GF >sees USO and Gunther >immediately ask why they're both fat H-how do i sell these guys to her?

stream?

Will we see a major botch by Jey?

why's main event jey uso in the opening match

>>149168 You can stay as long as you aren't a coomer or a Nash schizo

Jey’s spear still sucks dickhole

>>149177 One guy chops and the other guy YEETs

>>149181 ty for having me fren

>>149180 World title hasn't meant shit since way back during the Sheamus days, why would it matter now?

This is a TV match.

This setup doesn't really scream "Vegas" to me. There should be spinning flashing lights all over like those one Sonic levels

>>149177 Gunther is old school while Jey is a lazy coconut nigger.

HE TAPPED 3 TIMES

Drink for every spear, splash, or super kick

>>149177 kek they are are fat tho

>>149186 Bro everything outside the main event is a TV match

>>149190 bewbs

its just a raw match....

>>149177 They're not even fat. They're flabby, which is more disgusting.

ONE TWO AWWWHHHHHHHHHAWWWWWW

>>149177 Jay is so goddamn trash. Holy fuck at least two people thought this was a good idea

that wasnt even a power bomb, that was a power-im-gunna-place-you-gently-on-the-matt

Seriously why do they let Jey do the spear. He cannot make it look good.

300 iq

>>149201 Roman 2 YEET Boogaloo

>>149191 Brother, it's 9am in Australia. I'll be unconscious before brunch.

Doesn't look like Mania without the big goofy ring tent thing

>>149196 Gunther has an excuse though, he used to be a fatso and improved.

>>149206 broncGODS would beat both these peems

>>149206 Comfy hours Am jealous West coast is still good but nothing beats morning wrasslin.

>>149207 indoor venue prease understand

>>149208 Jey's fighting islander genes. No chance at not being a chubster.

mid match

>>149213 This is true.

Gunther cant even make this match look good, god damn

>>149207 Never forget

what is that blonde thing in the front row

Each day I ask myself would have it been better with Jimmy getting over instead of Jey. Jey just can't be convincing in the ring.

Holy shit this is awful

Jey Uso might be the worst "top guy" in WWE history.

>/pw/ misses the biggest happenings jobber board

Another kick, Jey?

>>149218 Trannysaurus Rex

complete gunther burial...fucks sake

>>149218 In the neon pink shirt? I have no idea what that thing is but it's freaking me out

>>149206 Jey is going to win isnt he :(

>>149222 >wwe buying a few luchadors and a dead fed is a happening Anon...

>>149201 That's his 3rd best move sadly

terrible spear

>>149221 I think Jey would be fine 30~40 years ago >him using a powerbomb and a german suplex is considered "pulling deep" into his moveset lmao

>>149209 Where would Bronson Reed have fit in to this card if he didn't destroy his feet? >>149210 It is possibly the best time zone for US events. Morning wrestling, UFC and NHL and still have your afternoons free. Only sucks for US Sunday night events which are Monday mornings.

It would have been far more clever if Jimmy took Jey's place, wrestled the whole match and then they switched and let a fresh Jey finish Gunther.

>>149208 Fair but it doesn't make it any more pleasant to look at.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>3 bodysplashes >Gunther no sells Tf??

poor guntha. hopefully he kills jey on monday

>Gunther loses his title by tap-out KWAB

COCONUT NEPOSISSIES WE DID IT >Gunthe4r taps okay fuck that shit

HHH is a fucking carny

>tapped KWAB

THE FUCK WAS THAT FINISH A TAP OUT?

Fuck off with the tap out holy shit

wtf was that LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>149190 Humiliation Ritual

YEEEEEEEEEEEEET

So Gunther's gonna be the guy who loses every major WM match now?

wow he tapped out way to make Gunter weak

lolol

>taps to the sleeper in the opening match night one kwab

WTFFFFFFFF

Lame

Jesus christ how embarrassing

>tapped out BOOOOOOO

>taps out what a bitch

Who the fuck taps to a Jey Uso sleeper

humiliation ritual

I don't mind Jey winning but what a dogshit finish

>Tapped out Humiliation Ritual

that was weird. gunther tapped in like 2 seconds...

>Tapped out >Instantly tapped at that Jey winning is fine, everyone knew he would, but like THAT?? Holy shit HHH is such a fucking carny

might be the worst fucking thing i've seen in a very long time

lmfao

>>149262 My words almost exactly.

I hope the shirt sales are worth it kikes

lmfao

yeah i'm not watching raw

>3 body flops >tap out Gunther having to make samonepobaby look strong is lame

oh god the usos are gonna shit up the whc title scene

>not just a tap >but an instant tap what in the fuck was that?

The way they went to exhausted strikes like four minutes into the match and the rapid tap makes me think they got time cut to shit

Most unconvincing title wins I've seen for a while. This match is already mogged by last year's Gunter/Sami. I picked up a snack when Gunther tapped out by accident I didn't expect him to give up in like 5 seconds.

>>149264 Since Jey's last WM match?

imagine being KWABther right now

is this HHH's idea of nerfing gunther? couldnt he have done it better?

>>149267 >>149271

Well... it can only get better from here.. right... guys..? It.. is going to get better?

>Goontah tap to Yeetman into Snore Raiders grim as hell

>>149271 our only hope at this point is dominik mysterio

Good for Jey, he's moved enough merch to get a title run, but holy fuck that was not the way to crown him. How will Goontah recover?

Soooo worst Mania opening of all time?

>>149280 >narrator: it would not get better

>>149280 >Jade Cargill singles match Oh no no no

>>149280 >OH NO NO NO

the seething will start very early this weekend, boys

>>149280 It can stay the same

OH YEAH!!!!!

they truly bought AAA I believe it now it feels so much more like Triplemania than Wrestlemania :x

>>149284 The distinction belongs to Nakamura and Boogs vs. The Usos at WM38, so yeah Jey is still shit.

>>149280 It's 100000% impossible for it to be any worse

SHUT THAT BITCH UP

PPV is down. :/ i now have to listen to obnoxious youtuber live reactions with no video. fucking great.

>>149280 I'd rather have them pull the big guns early and then fade off until the main event. If next match is like this there's no way I'm staying up until 9am for this shit.

>>149293 Still sucks they did nothing with boogs or Elias, both felt like they had massive potential/appeal for normjes

>>149294 Please don't say that, don't put WWE to the test.

So did Rey actually get hurt last night?

AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What WWE shop shirt should I buy guys ? I want a Liv Morgan or Dominic one

>instant tap Everyone knew he was going to win but they really didn't have to disrespect Gunther so much.

ITS JUST ME UCE. DAY ONE IT'S JUST ME UCE

Should I get 2k25 bros? Last one I bought was 2k22.

>>149302 Charlotte

>>149296 I'm using those shrimp streams that were shilled every gamethread before 4chan went down. Everyone said it was crypto mining shit but I don't really care tbh

>>149302 Are you a man, if so Dominic.

>>149280 >Turd raiders vs niggers Yeah...

Just run the promo package for the next match so I can decide whether to do something else for the next half hour, fuck

>w*men """wrestlers.""" Let me know when this poverty hour is over.

I hate it when they jerk off celebrities in the crowd.

As a society we really should apologize for making Criss Angel a famous millionaire.

>>149305 Nope, get 2k24 and sit on that one if you're going to upgrade

Fridge raiders is next. Night 1 is shaping up to be terrible.

>>149312 They've been doing that for decades

KEEP SHILLING COTW The game is PEAK

>>149303 I bet this was his doing

>>149280 I believe this is one of the worst wrestlemanias ever, they don't have enough good matches to fill one night, let alone two.

Greatest moment in wrestling history

>>149302 I've been liking Rsvlts button ups. I got the two retro WWE ones, the black one and the blue one with the belts on it.

maybe aew isn't that bad

If Saturday night was the only Wrestlemania then it would be one of those "only known for one match" shows, cause other than Punk vs Rollins vs Roman I don't think there will be anything decent.

Xavier and Kofi did nothing wrong

There is no reason for this match to be at WM and not the TLC

Night One sucks and I have to job to family tomorrow smh tbh fam

>wrestlemania night 1 >game thread made almost a day ago >1 hour into it >still on game thread 1 WWE is dead isn't it?

>>149324 What's the one match?

THANK GOD FOR THE NEW DAY

THE CHEETAHMEN

what are they wearing

I came to accepting Jey winning the Rumble and the title off of Gunther. I get why they're pushing him, its fine. What was that fucking finish though? The match sucked, reeked of getting cut for time but that ending really soured it worse. Jey was also so low energy, even in victory. It felt real hollow with him just looking tired instead of ecstatic at finally getting a world title. Gunther either turns face or has to go after Cody and win.

>>149329 p-punk vs rollins vs roman

>>149329 Jhon/Cody.

Xavier's hair got KWAB'd.

>>149326 I feel like I got scammed I didn't even noticed they did that last night. If there's a women tag team match afterwards I go to sleep until main event.

>>149332 Dragon Ball

Poor Cory Graves. I think he's a very good commentator and we have to put up with a meme fella instead

>>149318 I HATE THE ENIGMATIC GALE I HATE THE ENIGMATIC GALE I HATE THE ENIGMATIC GALE I HATE THE ENIGMATIC GALE I HATE THE ENIGMATIC GALE I HATE THE ENIGMATIC GALE I HATE THE ENIGMATIC GALE

How long is this semen slurping show if it's been an hour and they're not even at the second match yet

Their heel turn was the perfect chance to drop the unicorn shit but I guess zesty niggas gonna zest.

>>149335 Really? Seth can't carry both their lazy asses, he's got a bad back.

>>149344 Punk's a faggot IRL but he usually delivers in the ring.

>come out dressed up as clash of clans now THIS is a humiliation ritual

>>149317 Should have invested their money into someone who knows how to make functional matchmaking instead.

Jey Uso Jade Cargill vs. Naomi (who cares) Jacob Fatu Charlotte Flair New Day CM Punk All these winning would cement this as one of the worst WM cards of all time.

>books this immediately after USO / Gunther Way to kill your crowd Paul

HOLY FUCKING POP THE ARENA HAS EXPLODED

>dressed as 'clash of clans' characters >clash of clans nameplate LOL

luv vikings, simple as

NEGATIVE POPS I HATE WAR RAIDERS WHY ISNT SMACKDOWN TAG DIVISION IN WRESTLEMANIA

>>149338 >I feel like I got scammed I didn't even noticed they did that last night. It's worse than that, they did a DQ finish and announced a TLC Triple Threat for next week's Smackdown

Clash of Clans truly is the WWE game of our era.

>>149346 I don't like Punk much but the guy has good psychology to make up for his shortcomings. >>149342 Very. At least four hours.

>GF asks if War Raiders a promo team for how to train your dragon I'm going to have to shoot on her bros

someone please kill pat mcafee

Clash of Titans is Mania. I love when my wrestlers dress up to make sponsorship money.

Is big E returning

>>149361 popped me

>HHH cut Pat's mic based

I don't like how quiet this crowd is it's eerie

alright this is the match to light up kofi jamiacan me crazy

Huge reaction from the crowd for this one!

>>149361 Rubber Chicken match?

>>149361 Bad things tend to happen when you say those words.

>>149369 Huge pop!

>>149363 >I love when my wrestlers dress up to make sponsorship money. This was inevitable. You know WWE is desperate for money when they put ads on the trunks and ring gear like Brok used to do

When Ivar was wrestling solo, he could actually move and be somewhat agile for a big man.

>guess you can be inspired by the greats even when everybody hates you everyone hates the ring announcer? :((

>Xavier stole Alicia's hair kek

wait did they just bury the ring annoucner? >even when everyone hates you

Who still plays Clash anyway? All the normalfags I know don't even touch it anymore.

>>149375 So we have to hobble Erik?

what we snacking on bros

Can't wait for the barbarian king to keep the title tomorrow

>>149367 It's actually freaking me out a little

>>149375 He got fucked up last year. >>149367 Thought it was just me but they are real quiet. Either they're dead or the crowd is poorly mic'd up.

>>149381 Got a dijorno, and tostidos with the spiciest salsa I could find.

Is every match sponsored? Also the ring mat now looks the same as the UFC's ugly mess.

The crowd

I hope Hulk Hogan comes out and hits the leg drop on all 4 of these jabronis

What a fucking waste of time WM is this year

>>149384 I think it might be poorly mic'd up (the gunter vs jey match kinda made me think so) but the crowd dont give a fuck about this match

>>149371 NOOOOO WE MIGHT CRASH

Does Xavier think that he is wrestling Charles? Easy mistake to make, I guess.

>>149374 They need to cut down on the wrestlers pay. The wrestling has got much worse, they also need to reduce the amount of belts they have, to like four. Theres people in the seats for Mania, no reason they need these in your face sponsorships.

I think it might be time WrestleMania went back to one night.

Motor City Machine Guns got snubbed for this shit

That shit first match really killed the crowd.

There are 3 certainties in life Death Taxes Never do a Wrestling PPV in Vegas The dead crowd proves that

>>149394 Won't happen, they make too much money diluting the product. Though I agree they should

I'm confused because they booked a TLC match for next week's Smackdown, why didn't they book that for WM and this standard match for RAW?

>>149395 It never should have went beyond one night but they gotta make more money. >>149393 But how will Ari Emmanuel make more money anon?

and the crowd goes mild

>>149393 TKO do it because they're greedy, not because they're lacking for money.

>>149397 Can't blame the crowd for this crap. >>149394 agreed

>>149397 Don't blame the crowd for this shit booking

This year's Mania proves that delaying Mania just makes everything worse. The weekly shows were worse and now the actual event is bad.

>>149397 It's just a bunch of rich people and celebs trying to get clout. Same shit happens in F1.

This is so horrible lmao Sure a Big E return would save it but that'd save anything, this still sucks dick what a fucking godawful shit tag division Raw has

>>149403 Historically WWE PPVs do bad in Vegas.

>>149394 they will never do that now that NXT is on the road again they can sell a 5 night event(SD, NXT and main roster PLE's, RAW and NXT) deal to cities and get a shit ton of money

Holy shit call the finish already

>>149397 It is known.

>New Day have a great heel turn with lots of heat and fans wanting them to get their comeuppance >Do fuck all with them except have them fill in the ad space on Netflix with cheap promos >No stories, no angles for months >Shove them into WM last moment

total fat fuck death

NEW GAY SUCJS

WHAT A MATCH

>>149409 I'm not disagreeing, but we've had dead crowds in some areas and then they turn alive suddenly. We've also had dead crowds on the Raw after Mania recently. I'm not sure why they went to Vegas though, honestly

whatever just couldn't care less about the new day

ogey

>running like they stole something kek pat

>>149418 Vegas because Dana White

>>149418 >I'm not sure why they went to Vegas though, honestly Vegas probably paid them to go there. Or they have some TKO/UFC connections to run a cheap show.

uh, okay.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOATS PAT YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

THE WHO DAYYYY

Are the rumors true? Is Emperor Trump going to make an appearance?

nig of klans

That was ABSOLUTELY a match that was held at a show.

lads... is this the worst mania of all time?

no yeet

I'm flagging already bros, please god let the next match have a bit of energy to it

>two black tag teams as champs February was two months ago.

Oh my God. Thats a bad card for a fucking monday night house show. What in the fuck. How is this a ppv!?

>Getting rid of the cripple was the right move That's right, Wade.

>>149427 He'd get the biggest pop of the night 100%

Well, that was a match

>>149430 So far, yes. Unironically if Tiffy vs Flair is a shoot then it might save it

>>149430 We need a generationally shitty match for that to happen. Just boring matches don’t cut it

Im pirating this and I want my money back

>>149430 Its going to be hard to beat W32 or 9 or some of the others, but this is genuinely on track

This is grim

what's with the retarded smark takes in here? you need to go back to baked.

Damn, that girl behind Jelly Roll in the teal

>>149430 As long as you believe the new documentary about how WMIX was actually not terrible and in fact amazing

>>149441 Night 2 will save 41 at least.

>>149430 WM IX, 27 and 32 are PRETTY high bars to reach. Or low, I should say.

>>149446 Hopefully

>and now a Jade match WTF HHH

Damn Stand and Deliver was like WAY better than this

>>149445 No I've seen it, it's fucking awful.

uhh maybe aew isn't that bad now guys

>>149430 The worst Mania is either IX or the one where Ryder won the IC title (It was the only good match on that entire card)

>A Jade singles match AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHH PLEASE

Kinda want to ask my gf for a blowjob right now. I want to cum to these ebony queens.

KWEENS WILL SAVE THE SHOW

>>149446 They need to go back to night 1 NXT PPV + HOF night 2 Wrestlemania. Stand and Deliver was 100% good enough to be its own thing

>>149450 I actually do like the Jade/Naomi feud.

>>149451 NXT is better than the main roster for sure. Even the egregious ad/shill shit is better and we get more variety with characters, angles and matches. HHH is a very dull booker.

>>149459 Cody, do you normally do this prior to your match?

>>149462 >t. HHH

Just got home, how was the Jey vs Gunther match?

Please NAOMIGOAT save WM

not gonna lie bros, Jade returning at EC and attacking Naomi while Bianca chimped out in her cage was dimes

>>149455 >one where Ryder won the IC title (It was the only good match on that entire card) 32 I recall it being about eight or nine hours long and being shit for almost all of it

>>149467 Mein general lost, predictably.

THE YELLOW AND BLACK ATTACK

>>149467 Arguably the worst finish in the history of Wrestlemania, unironically.

>new entrance kino.

im so bored

stream on 8chan.tv https://8chan.tv/view/271a4a13-2fca-421d-a2b5-2cda0376b6fa/

WTF GRANDE AMERICAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NEXT! MY DINNER PLANS ARE RUINED!!

>naomi has a singles match at wrestlemania >sasha is in AEW LOL

music doesn't fit her at all

>>149467 Gunther tapped out to a sleeper, unironically

I HATE THIS WRESTLEMANIA I AM SO ANGRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SHE'S SO FUCKING COOL INFINTE AURA GOD FUCKING SHIT GOAT QVEEN

schizo Naomi has decent entrance music now