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NJPW Honor Rising Tour Boliever 02/15/2018 (Thu) 11:27:54 Id: 8a2e3a No. 98551
About a week away from the shows but a ton of news has come out about them as well as the anniversary show after that so I figured may as well make the thread now. Start times are Night-1 2/23/18, 1:30 PST, 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST Night-2 2/24/18. 1:30 PST, 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST The big new stories for these shows are, in order of importance, MAIN EVENT CHASE OWENS Kitamura match 7 NOT on the show, instead it's a rematch of nakanishi at the anniversary show (extremely gay decision, probably the worst one I've seen from NJPW so far) Omega and ibushi are the main events both nights, and chase teaming with them seems to suggest that the tongans are going to be working against Cody. Goto is giving a never title shot to some FATASS FUCK that no one gives a shit about Jay white is teaming with a man who called him a "knife pervert" on twitter CHEESEBURGER IS CHALLENGING FOR A TITLE It's pretty incredible how much NJPW storylines have taken over ROH compared to last months CMLL show. 70% of this card is all NJPW guys mostly compared to maybe 30% with fantasticamania. Also you have jay lethal there why not have him challenge goto for the never belt? Also in less big news Omega and Ibushi just got signed to a show I'm going to in New Orleans for wrestlemania weekend so I'm really happy about that.
Shit forgot to post the links to the cards, here they are. https://www.njpw1972.com/tornament/17577?showCards=1 https://www.njpw1972.com/tornament/17578?showCards=1
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>The villain is the one trying to play peacekeeper Apparently the bucks moved up to heavyweight too.
>marty and cody <not hungman and cody terrible booking, guess gaydo doesn't watch BTE
>>98555 He's doing a match with Jay to set up his title shot. Also I don't know if the heavyweight move is official yet but if it is they should challenge evil and sanada ASAP
>>98556 Oh right, even though I'm the biggest hungman mark on this board I somehow forgot he is somehow the #1 contender for the US belt. It got overwritten by the whole Bullet Club Is Fine thing. Marty's character has been on the fence between the split so it should be nice to see him play mediator. >also chase owens is tag with GL OWENS BULLET CLUB LEADER 5
Going to the Perth house show which is on the 19th, I'll post any updates here (since NJPW will occasionally pull a fast one at some random show, and also good to see who is booked on form).
>>98551 >that black mold on cody
>watching njpw
>>98558 >Njpw too poor to afford a flatscreen for wrestlers looking sideways at
>>98564 Oi mate how do wrestlers do moves down there? With everything upside down wouldn't they get some serious vertigo?
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>>98551 >Chase Owens >On the Main Event What timeline is this ?
>>98574 >not watching AJPW
>>98590 Taichi is a heavyweight now too. The mid card jobbers are taking the main event this spring
>>98590 The best timeline, Chase is severely underrated. Deserves to win a singles title this year.
>>98587 None of us ever have to do leg day, we all have JUICY quads from just grabbing onto the ground all the time. High flying is a neat discipline, being able to reverse gravity to come back up to the ground is really cool and a rare talent.
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This show may have all aces which makes it good but when is the King of Aces returning?
>>98604 he is still in cmll, not sure when he is returning
>>98604 That image makes me want to see HHH vs Tanahashi where Haitch buriesTana.
happy birthdayu lightredshoes
>>98606 Nah Tana wins cause he actually brought up ratings.
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>>98620 >NJPW >ratings
>>98628 >gets the highest post counts outside of RAW and PPVS, >despite being live at a time only literal NEETs can watch This US show will be a real and true test of how much NJPW can actually draw. Gonna need to find a good AXS stream for it though which is gonna be a bitch.
>>98629 >NEETs and convicts Fixed that for you, I fucking love the timing of NJPW shows, get to watch them after work on weekdays or just relaxing in the afternoon/evening on weekends.
>>98630 I guess upside down time zone is only a few hours behind Nip timezone huh. US show is gonna be shit for you then I guess
>>98629 >highest post counts When it's multiple shows. :^)
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>>98636 What the fuck are Yoshis pants
>>98556 I haven't watched wrestling in a while. Is Sanada finally starting to get over?
>>98632 New Years Dash was a one night thing, and did pretty good by neet standards.
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>>98647 los terribles is over (injapan) so sanman cool skull is too
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RICED
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>>98651 why'd ya repost my pic, ya pinhead
>>98650 Ingobernable Baiyley soon boys
>>98653 I'm still waiting for Ingobernable ziggy,
>>98631 The last new beginning thread hit post count plus 76 extra. Most of that was for only 3 shows so that's what 250+ a show? That's over what smackdown gets nowadays and just under what raw got this week. Alot of posts are from before and after the shows though as I and a couple other guys here are interested in what the matchups are gonna be and excited to talk about it.
>>98653 >>98655 waiting for a true ingobernable almas tbh
>>98670 nice almas is best almas he is a changed man and no longer incockgobblenales and never will be again
>>98706 Even with that webm Peter is still worse.
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WHAT DID NJPW MEAN BY THIS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8WK9WCZt8
Report from the Perth show. Event was good, Perth is clearly a Bullet Club town but there was some Chaos shirts, few Los Ig shirts, quite a bit of support for Juice and even a Suzukigun flag. According to Juice (spoke to him afterwards) they are almost certainly coming back to Australia at least annually, but might be coming back later in the year. Shows sold well all around. Card was not announced in advance, but rather at the start of the show, and the crowd reacted strongly to the news that both Okada and Omega were actually in town (they weren't announced, I'm guessing they replaced Tana since he was announced but then had to be written out due to the injury being worse than expected). First match was Young Bucks vs Juice and Henare. All four men were over as fuck, lots of cheers for Henare but it was a Bucks crowd, and Bucks won by pinfall over Henare. Second up was Elliot Sexton (Melbourne guy, quite talented) vs Lance Archer. Archer did his man of a thousand water bottles entrance, whole crowd got sprayed, then he cut a promo on how shit Australia was, good cheap heat. Match was actually a bit back and forth since both guys are around the same size, was a good singles match, Archer wins by pinfall. Third match was Nagata along with a local Polynesian wrestler (didn't catch his name, only time the announcer was hard to make out in the night) vs Guerrillas of Destiny. As I mentioned, Perth is a Bullet Club town, but luckily it has been for a long enough time that the Club are over, not just the Elite/Cody, So GOD were very supported. Lots of cheers for Blue Justice though which was nice, as well as the local guy. Some good shittalking between Polynesians in ring, GOD win with a pinfall over the Polynesian chap. Fourth match was TMDK (which contrary to wikipedia is still a thing, it didn't just become TM61 in NXT) made up of Jonah Rock, Marcus Pitt, Damian Slater and Slex taking on The Bullet Club, made up of Kenny Omega, Bad Luck Fale, CHASE MOTHERFUCKING OWENS and Juicy Joe Gambino. Kenny really wants people chanting "The Chase is on the case" and spent most of the match pushing it, match was actually really good, ended with a one winged angel delivered to Slater (iirc, wasn't taking full notes). (cont)
Fifth match was Davis Storm getting fucking murdered by Minoru Suzuki. At the start Suzuki invited Storm to chop him stiff, which Storm did, and Suzuki hardly moved. In response, Storm offered his chest, Suzuki put him on his arse (as in, not BREAKfall, just fucking knocked him down) with one of his chest slaps. Silly bugger tried again twice, ended up with a fucked up chest (to be frank I wouldn't be surprised if he tore a pectoral slightly). Match was a squash, but seemed a bit abbreviated which makes me think that Storm might have fucked his chest up at the start a bit much. Still fun to watch Suzuki straight up kill a man for our entertainment. Sixth match was Ishii and Jay White taking on Mick Moretti (think a bigger, balding Delirious and you will know who he is) and KUSHIDA. Match was very good, Moretti looked like a natural with these guys, good chants of "you fucked up" when he tagged in and then said directly to Jay White "I WANT ISHII". He got Ishii, and regretted that decision very much so. Good match, could have been a main event tag to be honest. Seventh match was a triple threat, Robbie Eagle, Cody and Will Ospreay. The crowd was literally split on Cody, the side I was in was booing him, the other side was cheering him. This worked well into the match, as he started appealing more to the other side of the crowd until someone called out "we want Stardust" from our side. At that point Cody decided to have some fun, which was refreshing, he kept teasing our side with Stardust spots (like doing the cartwheel but then immediately giving us all the finger, to which we cheered Stardust), teasing a Shattered Dreams and then just punching Eagle instead, and so on. Cody won by pulling Ospreay out of the ring and pinning Eagle after Ospreay hit the Arsecutter, and then he kept beating on Eagle, and teased a One Winged Angel (so the bullet club BREAKup was still being teased on this tour). Ospreay comes in and saves Eagle, hits Cody with an Arsecutter, Eagle hits his 450 splash, everyone is happy. Main event time, and we had EVIL and SANADA taking on Rocky Romero and Okada. All four guys got big pops, Okada didn't work much (I assume that he was added to the tour on short notice after Tanahashi had to drop out) but his stuff was great, as was Rocky and LIJ's work. Match ended with Evil pinning Rocky. Match was also noted for the fans having a lot of banter with the ref, mainly revolving around his lax rules enforcement (the whole crowd knew that NJPW is lax on rules but since it was a local ref we were having some fun at his expense as Perth rules are normally a bit tighter) and his inability to count to 3. Show was good, everyone was over, crowd was good. you should be proud of me /wooo/, I cheered Chase loudly as the main event talent when nobody else would, before Kenny got the crowd on his side. I will also always consider it a highlight that I got Suzuki to glance up in my direction happily as I called out support to him, he didn't BREAK character but it was nice, also got Juice to point at me happily, and got most of the crowd laughing in the last match with a call that I wouldn't have made had I had the time to think about it. Show was good, Bullet Club split is being teased heavily in house shows which bodes well for the Honor Rising tour, everyone looked to be on form and NJPW is quite serious about expanding into Asia-Pacific further.
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>mfw I have never seen wrestling live
>chase finally made it onto being the elite >he's on team kenny now
>>98975 >>98974 Were you front row or something? That sounds like a really fun show.
>>98979 Nah, I was in the mid tiers of the seating. VIPs at the front, then Premiums who forked out hundreds and hundreds of dollaridoos behind them, then Gold seating where I was just slightly raised from those guys, then Silver seating up in the higher parts of the arena. Since it was in a smaller arena though (probably about 3-4k attendance because house show in perth) it was intimate enough that wrestlers could interact with fans, and well, I have a fucking loud voice. Still like that I managed to make most of the crowd laugh. The call was after yet another two count, and the two count jokes were getting a bit old, so without thinking I just busted out "Oi Ref, did a three count kill your family or something?" Got a good response all around, and the ref took the banter well. Also, Juice and Rocky are both standup guys and fun to chat with. KUSHIDA, EVIL, SANADA, Nagata, Suzuki, and even Jay White are all good folks to chat with, although English for all of them apart from White was obviously lacking but I didn't get as much time talking with them.
>>98976 Get to a show if you can. Where do you hail from anon? NJPW are spreading into more markets, RoH is ramping up its US tours, hell, WWE and NXT do regular house shows. If you are in Bongistan or Europe you have companies like Progress, our Mexican friends have CMLL and co, and that isn't counting the notable indies like CZW, Chikara and co, or the one town promotions that are no doubt near you with or without you knowing it. Get to a show man, you won't regret it.
>>98976 come with me to wrestlemania bro it'll be fun
>>98981 Lmao that's sick dude, did you buy a chase owens t shirt?
>>98985 Was out of cash to buy one from him (spent my last money tipping Minoru Suzuki out of respect), and they were sold out at the merch stand (along with all of the other bullet club merch). Did spend some time with him and slip him my last tenner though, he was a great bloke but he should have gotten out before the show like KUSHIDA, the Los Ig boys and Rocky did so people would have cash to buy his shit.
>>98986 Chase owens is the main event, he comes out last
>>98978 Damn it's a good thing tama was there at the end, that could've gotten bad.
>>98978 >chase owens on bte and not on thrillofthechase or bizcliz chase confirmed next leader brother hh
>>98986 >Suzuki didnt murder you Wow misu exposing the business
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>>98994 >tfw you say exposing the business >tfw I now have a photo of myself and suzuki shoulder to shoulder and neither of us are hoverhanding I'll just THE GAY COMMUNITY so no one else has to, but it was truly great to be able to meet one of my three wrestling idols still alive. I had to put up with watching Ric Flair tag with Carlito late in his WWE career on a house show tour out here, and will probably never get stateside to see King wrestle, but at least I got to not only see Suzuki wrestle (hopefully not for the last time) but got to meet the man and show my appreciation. Switching into weeb was amusing too (he did it first, and then reacted positively if a little amused when I responded and spaghettied with a million honorific markers). Now I just need to get back in shape and restart training, so that I can have the shit beaten out of my by a 60 year old Suzuki in 10 years time.
>EVIL is off New Japan's anniversary show next month due to injury. >New Japan announced this evening that EVIL is out of action due to a left BROKEN orbital bone, which likely happened during the New Japan tour that took place in Australia. As a result, he will miss the upcoming anniversary show on March 6th. >Originally scheduled to be IWGP Tag Team Champions EVIL & SANADA vs. Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI in a non-title match, SANADA will instead take on YOSHI-HASHI in a singles bout. Hirooki Goto has been moved down the card, now teaming with fellow CHAOS members Tomohiro Ishii & Toru Yano to take on Juice Robinson, David Finlay & Toa Henare in a six-man tag team match. female attendance is about to drop
>>99144 No, yoshi hashi is still there.
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WHAT DID FUTURE NXT CHAMPION TOM ORTUNGA MEAN BY THIS?
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>>99152 >Roman Reigns knock-off
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>>99153 pretty much a Tongan Reigns
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>>99144 Damn, I'm guessing that is why he seemed sore in the later part of the tag match in Perth. If so, he hid it well.
>Have a gym session with my mate tomorrow night >Just realised I will miss at least an hour of Honor Rising Night 1, possibly two hours The gym is important because it is how I will get back into shape to start training again, but why the fuck did it have to clash like this? At least I can watch the replays, but I'm not even sure that card will go two hours, which means I either watch the whole event immediately after getting home without checking /wooo/, or I watch the main event, then watch the undercard while checking /wooo/ and doing shit online.
>>99171 The cmll shows went 2 and a half to 3 hours. You'll miss most of the undercard but not the good shit.
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>Bought tickets for mania weekend indie shows months ago >just got them based on promotion recognition and start times with my schedule. >check back to see what the cards look like >kenny omega and ibushi are on one >suzuki and ospreay are on another >that same show has a ZSJ vs. Ishii title match >It was only 40 bucks for second row seating when I got tickets Sometimes life is good to you
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>>99176 >Not buying tickets to see THE BIG DAWG vs THE BEAST
>>99179 I already did
SHOW TONIGHT BOYS
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>implying pic related wont dethrone Okada
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who ready for tonight?
>>99201 I am! Have been waiting for this all week. It's been good to have stuff to look forward to.
>>99201 TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT DIM LIGHTS POLITE CROWDS
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Didn't realize Beer City Bruiser was 39 until now… I mean he looks it but I still figured he was actually younger than that. Big match for him tonight, either way.
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>>99204 >DIM LIGHTS POLITE CROWDS
got me some snacc and aloe and ready for some purorito in about an hours time if i was makin picks on whose winnin' i'd say >baduraku fale >cheeseburger >nicku jackusoooon >FLIP GORDON >dimesblade >Go to Sleep >the 3 star savior but im just gonna have a cozy night in
>>99208 what munchies you packing tonight?
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>this NJPW fan club ad on the preshow
t. minus 5 minutes boyos Roll call time
Who's ready for tama thong to kick both kenny and cody out?
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>>99210 got some choc and cookies to snacc on throughout the night and some aloe drink killer on the inside but great muchies >>99212 keep rollinrollinrollinrollin
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>>99213 Tonga Club with Chase Owens as the undercoverman.
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>ishii hasn't had a major singles program since king of pro wrestling
>80'sNostalgia man vs catboy vs flat earther should be a good match
>>99213 >>99216 Tama is a false flag, the real new leader of bullet club is yujiro
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kevin dunn pls
>This milf Dick status:muh
>>99221 She's not pieter but she's good in a different way
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>>99219 actually, the real new leader of bullet club is TONGAN STRETCH
Henare is the new finlay.
Hey henare's new theme is pretty dope
Toa Henry and the Big Kat look like a cool team, yknow despite the inevitable jobbing.
>Kitamura's final best of 7 isn't against Chase Owens terrible booking gaydo
>>99226 Kitamura is winning tonight brother hh
I heard that a Yujiro match is 10x funner if you bolieve that he is shoot drunk and sleep depraved from playing karaoke all night.
>foreigner has hard head Good job henare
>>99231 Damn samoans.
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Sorry for not posting much, recently got super down recently.
Damn I wanted to see Kita do his JACKEDhammer on Fale >>99232 He's not Samoan hes- ah never mind
>>99233 Sorry bro, hope everything's okay.
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>>99235 I'm better, it was mostly personal shit.
>Have to leave for the gym now >Always have dinner with my mate afterwards >Don't know if or how the mobile client would work for njpwworld FARK guys, at least I got to see mah boy Henare
HIKU LEOOOOOOOOO
>>99238 Mobile app works really well, just go to the site on your phone browser and open the video. I do it all the time
Cheezeburger lookin real JACKED baby
Cheese burguer is the most over dude in the match.
>nikki cross ripoff
Hiku leo is looking about 1000x better than he was when he debuted
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>muting oh god we're in for a long night if all the ROH themes aren't allowed
Music International Copyrights is the greatest heel of NJPW
>>99245 I'm glad my muting posting caught on.
Holy shit the upset. >Can't hear the pop Oh well. I really wish they just used the njpw guys theme. >>99244 I thought it was stupid to put him in the BC right aways but he's doing well.
>ROH six man never titles
>>99248 I think it goes to show just how good the NJPW dojo is that he's already this good. In a year or two he could be a legit never champion or team with his brother for the 6 man titles
>Yung Bucks NJPW theme BALLIN
God damn it juice give that woman in the front row some love.
>>99252 Oh he will later tonight
>>99253 >>99252 GONNA DRINK SOME SAPPOROS AND GO B A L L S D E E P
0% Psychology but 100% Entertaining
ALRIGHT BAYBAY
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BELLYTOBELLY PARTY ALRIGHT BABY JEWSJEWSJEWSJEWS WOOOOOOOOO
>>99257 Jews is gonna win the New japan cup please thanks brother
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Nick > Matt fite me
what the fuck kinda count was that tiger.
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>>99238 >see mah boy just a question, you wouldnt happen to have arms of gold would you? if so thats us 1outs
Well shit juice is never going to be allowed on nxt again.
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>>99260 Hey c'mon hes like 200 years old cut a little slack. >>99262 Jews getting a C&D as we speak.
>>99262 why?
Young bucks are getting the big push brother
>>99264 oh wait nevermind
>Zoom in on matt's cock T-thanks njpw.
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would you an female young bucks?
>>99268 that kenny cosplayer is cute.
>>99268 >Young thots Yes.
FLIPPY SHIT TIME
>Of all the themes this is the one that njpw can play
oh boy it's obvious this is his first time.
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>flip gordon could someone post that closeup of a blonde cody looking real angery? I cant find it
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>>99275 close but no codycigar guess ill have to go prospecting in previous njpw threads at a latter date. i thought i saved it but I gues not ;_;
bit of a botch but quick recovery nice work flop
>Silence when he came out >Now "lets go gordon" Must feel nice to get the crowd on your side like that.
Flip is a bit too botchy for me.
Flip is in best of super jrs. confirmed
HE FUCKIGN DID IT
I have no ideia was flip was going for there. Waht the fug he won?
>>99279 Yeah I agree, he's just okay.
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If you're gonna get rap music at least have it be good.
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CHUCKYYYY TEEHEEEEEE
Here comes the knife pervert
Chuckie T and an edgelord huh?
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*switchblade drops* *dimes drops*
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>more muting
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I hope Dalton's theme isn't muted
>no boys
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>Dalton
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TAGUCHI SNACC Tagucci Gang doesn't look happy to be tagging with The Gay Community
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>>99293 I thought it was because he was tagging with Jay Lethal.
>jay is just sorta there Great champ guys
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>>99293 That's understandable, taguchi is 100% straight.
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>>99296 The Straightest.
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>>99297 Dad?
Wow jay won good for him
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>endless muting
CHADBLADE
BAH GOD ITS SAMOA JOE
Goto deserves better.
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>>99304 no he doesn't he's boring lol
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>the current state of this match also jay should be in bully club tbh
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>>99309 >Literally a knife >Should be in the shooty club
>>99311 >(((BERETTA))) >in CHAOS ya i know names right
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>>99311 also
>That dude was talking about missing this show to go to the gym and get in shape >This fat fuck just had a competitive never title match against goto
marty with the sam hyde blonde hair dark goatee look
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Hangdude bout to rob a train on horseback
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>nip with a stardust mask
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>Chase has a theme
BIG MATCH CHASE ACTUALLY HAS A THEME
>Chase has a theme big push confirmed
Kenny is happy, this is not a drill kenny actually looks happy.
Kenny looks happy again!
Is chase a golden lover too?
>>99324 Nah, he Team Tongan he is just doing Kenny a solid.
3 SWEET
Don't bully marty. That poor boy just wants peace.
marty ;_;
this is a great psychological match especially with marty on the fence
>>99326 No he lost that bet remember?
They're dragging Chase into the drama now…
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>>99331 yep he got hooped but he is just doing a soild not joining kenny >>99332 he plays a good underdog who will probably turn on the gold love because he got his ass beat all match
Kenny's great but he can't punch for shit.
fuuuck that ibushi neck german suplex could go wrong so badly
>>99334 punching is illegal in new japan
hory shieet chase was fired up at the end too bad its chase so the jobbin was inevitable
>kitamura AND oka cant hold back cody >matt jackedson can
>Dindu nuthin
TEAM KENNY OR TEAM JANNETY
>>99340 Team Tonga
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>>99340 Team chill in the background.
lmao cawdy gonna get btfo from the bc then turn up at the elimination chamber
Chase made that match imo, not memening either. That was legit good.
The pop for golden lovers was the loudest I've ever heard since I started watching njpw. Great main event see you guys all tomorrow!
>>99345 Did you hear all those panties get wet too?
>>99344 He was even getting big pops too, good for him.
>>99344 This is probably his only main event for the year so he did his best. They're saving the real golden lovers shit for tomorrow I guess
>>99346 how could you not
>>99345 See ya tomorrow
>>99347 he got a quiet Owens chant too after the lariat on Hangman
>>99240 Thanks for the advice. Got to see the Golden Lovers enter and a little bit of the match while eating Udon with my mate after the gym, and got to listen to the commentary for the Dave Finlay match while doing my first few squats sets. >>99314 Didn't manage to catch it, did Beer City Bruiser at least put up a good showing?
>>99353 Also, what matches are worth going back and rewatching? I'm a bit low on time this weekend.
>>99354 >>99353 Beer city bruiser had a pretty okay match. I'd watch that, the young bucks tag match, and the chaos vs taguchi tag besides the main event.
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>this fat sumbitch is more athletic than Roman reigns
>>99342 How pissed are Tama & Fale at the Being the Elite guys IRL ?
>>99364 From what I hear in shoot interviews they're cool with Kenny, idk about anyone else.
TONIGHT IS ALSO THE NIGHT martin shkreli heelturn tonight boys
>>99366 >guy who's already heel turns heel okay brother
>>99367 <guy who is called the villain will be a villain OHHHHH MYYYYY
I'm ready still kinda depressed.
>>99370 Sorry brother. It's gonna be okay cheeseburger is here
Is dalton gonna retain tonight boys? Will the boys be there?
HERE WE GO NIPPAS Curtainjerking henry vs big boi bruiser
>>99372 >Is dalton gonna retain tonight boys? Yes. >Will the boys be there? Doubt it.
Damn that camera man was really creeping out that kid
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>starting off with muting
>I dont wanna wrestle >is in a wrestling ring
god he must suck to wrestle, the smell alone
Nice splash bruisey boy
rip my mongrel sfh henrydog
THAT'S AMAZING
>tfw no chase theme >tfw no bullet bunny Chase is blocking Oka from looking at the girl implying oka isnt one of those '3dpd' weebs
>just looks directly at her tits fucking hell yujiro no playing around today
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>EVERYTHING >IS >MUTED >Not just using juice's song
>>99382 >implying you aren't one of those 3dpd weebs
>hikuleos afro grows alongside his power level
>>99385 no never i aint a weeb >inb4 u watching japanese wrestling i watch for the foreigners, the guychings
>all these chants for chase Ace is over brother
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>Chase chants
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>chase chants
>>99387 >posting filthy frank >not a self-hating weaboo Nothing sadder than someone unable to cope with what they are.
>hikuleo with the self rock bottom worst move in wrestling
I think jay just hurt himself
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>>99391 joji may be my autism but that dont make me a weebo i only watch nip wressle
>>99394 Knowing who or what filthy frank is and especially what his real name is, plus knowing any japanese words at all makes you a weaboo. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you this
>booking bushi on the show OH MY GOSH
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>>99387 >i watch for the foreigners Well gee buddy do I have a show for you
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>all those evils in the crowd
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back from being depressed, what's happeneing now?
>>99400 Flips.
>>99400 Flip and taguchi vs bushi hiromu
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Who won the last match?
>>99404 Lethal won but it looked like he hurt himself
>>99403 Wait isn't that dude on the right the same one that told trent he is heavyweight? >>99404 Jay, david and juice.
>>99404 lethals pectoral >>99406 who knows the all ROOK the same amirite
>>99406 >>99405 Shit I meant the first match.
>>99408 the fatty
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>>99407 I keep forgetting this guy was world champion. Feels like he's nothing now
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>>99410 probably because this is wrasslin and not the rugby also 50/50 since he got btfo by goto >>99411 if he didnt be racail with nipamura he still would be champion
hariymoose is getting that 50/50 booking too bro hh
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>>99412 >50/50 booking GUESS THESE JAPS CAN DO ONE THING RIGHT HUH PAUL HAHAHAH!
MX gattai is fucking great.
>>99415 Yeah that was fucking sick
>>99414 More on ROH's part maybe.
if the 50/50 bookert continues it looks like GOD and Fale are retainin' the numbers dont lie
fuck getting an honorary tongan shirt fuck around and get jumped by samoans or sum shieet
Rip cheeseburguer you were an true hero.
Lmao chessuburger and badurakku look like two sides of a weight scale in a character creator
I bet the footfag loves delirious.
Nice pin delirious.
>tama and his strikeproof vest
Tiger really didn't want cheese to lose did he? That was one slow ass count.
50/50 >>99426 even tama was like "SLOW COUNT MAN"
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>Kita holding his head up like a baby
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HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU CHEESEBURGER
>young bucks don't get their theme Bullshit hangman is not a bigger star then them
>>99430 He will be if he's feuding with the US champion.
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THE HUNG BUCKS
>Yoshi hashi being a replacement trent >Cuck didn't even hold hands with him
The belt lookin real nice on chadeblade especially now that he has red accent colors instead of just black.
>>99434 He's always had the red accent colors
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>western fans in my NJPW I'm depressed again
>>99436 They're less annoying than the airhorns at the CMLL shows
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>>99435 I've only just started noticing them since I confused his inring gear with his outside wear
>>99436 They're clearly japanese, listen close to the accent. They're just getting into the roh theme of the show.
>>99439 I want to bolieve.
MATTO
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FATTO
>tonight we're seeing good yoshi hashi yeah sure don
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>>99442 They bein hitting the weights tho also i said jackedson yesterday and then matto posts this, is he lurking itt?? >>99338
>jay white and pa-ge rivaling chants
>Super cucks
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I feel sorry for White.
Wow hanged man just straight sexually assaulting that woman. #Hertoo
oh shit super heelman page
>>99447 He's getting his revenge on a title match.
>kitamura hands hangman the chair KITAMURA HEEL TURN CONFIRMED?!?!?!?!?!
Jay hasn't been booked well enough to take a beating like this. It makes him look too weak.
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OH NO NO NO Hangman touched the title You NEVER touch the tile He just invoked the curse and now has a 144% chance of losing at sacrifice >>99451 >kita gives him the chair >kita then gives jay a icepack
>>99374 Guess I was wrong the gay community is here in full force.
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>>99453 You sure? Cause Suzuki did the same thing to Tanahashi.
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I kinda want burrito to win this match. He deserves a singles win at heavyweight for once.
What the fug
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His mouth is too close to the mic…
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>>99455 maybe the curse doesnt work on a literal demon from hell
>>99458 >machoman flair on commentary wheres the GOAT Chad Callis gone? to check on kenny or something?
>>99460 Machoman on commentary is fine.
>Tfw somehow BCB got two title shots in two days
>>99461 oh woe is me i aint the champ no more ablu ablu ok lethal savage
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Bruiser's but is gonna slip
Wait a minute, there are legit nipponese ROH fans? Are they westabos?
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>>99465 Baretta seems to have the most fans in the crowd but I think its because he is an established NJPW dude with the rock romero. they may just be cosplaying as western fans
beretta fuckign dies
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BURRITO FUCKIGN ROBBED BY THAT FAT FUCK next time barreletta
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end of an era tonighto
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Jesus christ kenny looks so happy to be with ibushi it's incredible.
jesus that reaction hasn't gone down at all, people love these guys
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marty acting a little extra villainous today…
I guess villain man is done being on the fence,
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>that terrible springboard by cody
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>>99475 3 stars
Vintage gay community.
this match is fuckign great
THE RAPE COMMUNITY
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CODY HEEL TURN JOINS THE GOLDEN LOVERS
RIP morty good god.
Cant wait for the next episode of Being the Elite on Monday, probably.
>>99482 Being the Elite is like raw for the roh BC nowadays.
oh no
Oh shit everything is falling apart.
OH NO
Kenny speaks so quietly when he speaks nip.
I see why the Bucks have been getting real jacked
>>99487 Polite
live sex celebration soon
>no streamer explosion oh right, its a roh show
>>99491 The fans should be throwing shitloads then.
golden lovers vs young bucks sounds fucking awesome. When would it even happen though? US show? Dominion? All in?
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>>99492 njpw doesnt allow those hand thrown streamer thingys
It's so weird watching kenny not looking like he's waiting for the sweet embrace of death.
I really really really hope it's Tama taking over not fucking Cody.
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You are heavyweight ~!!
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What would a WWE x NJPW tour look like?
>>99503 The only way that would happen is if Haitch took over so basically just NXT with more nips.
>>99503 Gedo and vince fighting in the main event in fast lane for the right to book the okada vs roman match at wrestlemania.
>>99505 Gedo wins because he's an actual wrestler.
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>>99503 I happen to be an expert booker in this topic! no bully pls
>>99508 >Austin and Makabe >Rollins and Naito >not Austin and Naito it's shit.
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>>99514 I'm the booker and i tell you what you will like.
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>>99505 >>99506 Vince squashes the bald midget
>>99522 Nice picture of Vince from 30 years ago. I bet he would legit BREAK a hip. Only wrestling match Vince can win is one he's booking.
>>99522 You know Vince has to warm up just to walk know? Gedo could take him at that age.
>>99503 >>99504 >Okada vs AJ Styles >Tanahashi vs Nakamura >Naito vs Andrade 'La Sombra' Almas >KES vs Gallows & Anderson >Taguchi vs Prince Balor >Kushida vs Ricochet Any more?
>>100059 Taguchi vs balor actually would be awesome
>>100065 Well it's happened, was also Devitt's last match in NJPW.
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NEW JAPAN CUP BRACKETS REVEALED Not sure how I feel about it, we got some great matchups here and it's good to see tanahashi back, but most of the guys in it are uber mid card besides naito, tana and ibushi.
>>100069 Oh shit forgot to say my pick to win is ishii, who challenges okada. Tanahashi is gonna challenge okada at dominion probably with Tanahashi's title defense record on the line
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>>100069 I'm guessing BROKEN ass Tana gonna win with like 10 thousand bandages on and challenge for Ace spot again and lose to make Okada look strong. Kinda sad to not see Tama in through but Fat Luck Fale is. Doubt that Ishii wins unless the Gedo/Chaos powertrip is reaaaaaaal. Naito's push is OVAAAA. Not too hyped for this Cup to be truth… might watch the bigdimedrawing matches but thats it. Yujiro comeback tour soon.
>>100072 a lot of them names here have me disappointed too, but if you look at the potential matchups it's pretty good. Ishii vs elgin, Ishii vs tanahashi, Naito vs sabre, naito vs ibushi, Naito vs yano, either tanahashi vs naito, Ishii vs ibushi, or tanahashi vs ibushi in the final. All of these sound like really good matches but still doesn't take away from the fact that like half this tournament is tag team guys
>>100074 There is also a chance for a Chuckie v Yano match which would be neat. Maybe Yoshi beats Inushi becaus eCody run-in and kisses him, then we get a Naito vs Toshi rematch and tacoquilo goes over brother hh. egh who am i kidding its not gonna be that great here my pics for round 1 will repost in the cup thread later Pitbull - Jews - Old Ace - Badurakku - Dumpling - coolhat - DVD - Canada
>>100069 Why's KES here?
Ishii's going over boys. I want to bolieve


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