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>somethingawful
X-Pac. Everyone used to think it was awesome before rightly telling it to fuck off.
>tumblr
Nia Jax. Need I say more?
>facebook
John Cena. Shoved down everyone's throats, consistently most popular year after year, and appeals to the kids.
>youtube
Triple H. Worked hard to make it to the top then stayed there and buried any site that had a chance of competing against it whilst making changes that nobody liked. Controlled by a woman.
>reddit
Kenny Omega. Think of themselves highly and best in the world whilst being giant faggots about it.
>the_donald
Steve Austin. Rebels against common authority but tolerates fags and niggers.
>4ch
Y2J. Insanely popular, got under your skin and used to have a good thing going with similar site ED before distancing itself away and trying to appeal to a newer generation.
>ED
Chris Benoit. Dead for 10 years and they tried to erase it out of the history books. Still one of the standout acts of the Web 2.0 era and even now causes butthurt.
>420
RVD. Literally dude weed lmao the wrestler.
>8ch
Hulk Hogan. Fought against Gawker, tolerates no motherfucker and shits on everybody else.