>>1846 You're never going to be a woman anon. Go be a tranny somewhere else

>>428 The Lyrans are the alienfolk that have "To Serve Man" in their kitchens. Yes, I don't like cats, but anyone familiar with them knows they don't like humans. Why would you contact them (unless you have a deathwish)? I hope you freaky felinefuckers get abducted and turned into pate.

>>1862 >shills operate at same frequency as orion/demon cultists Interesting for you to out yourself like this

>>1867 Am I ruining your prospects of meeting a space catlady, human litterbox?

>>1874 You're actively revealing parts of the plot that you don't even know exists

>>1699 >This is all Lyrans, Lyrans are evil, they killed all male Lyran. To be fair male lyrans/catmen would likely have spiked/barbed penises and therefore intercourse with one is probably quite unpleasant. We human men however don't have spiked cocks and therefore lyran/human intercourse would probably beatifically to us all and dare I say quite enjoyable. I say we give peace a chance

>>1879 They sure do exist. Ignore at your own risk. >>1883 What a great justification for removing the entire sex of an "advanced" species.

how do i summon a lyran for sex

>>1887 maybe they just feminized all the guys. Seems like a pretty easy thing to do for what should be a highly advanced species.

>>1888 >>1389 >>1533 this is why aliens are so selective about who they make contact with so many lecherous apes

a lot of them are strong telepaths too, for them having dirty thoughts in their presence is likely akin to sexual assault no wonder most avoid this planet

>>1890 >>1891 >>1889 says all the catmales get neutered, so all the dirty apes will get corrected as well. Telepathic lobotomies, anyone?

>>1852 >You're never going to be a woman anon. Go be a tranny somewhere else >You are upset that an evil species killed all men, you must want to be a woman Are you retarded?

>>1887 >What a great justification for removing the entire sex of an "advanced" species. Not my problem, now gib alien space pussy

>>1261 >>1378 Stare at the red dot until it remains in your vision. Then imagine expanding it by dragging it outwards as if it was a touch screen. This will activate your own installation of Lyranet, the lyran nanobot powered Internet. If you want contact with them, you have to go on there.

>>1900 they don't have any malware on it do they? Would they find it annoying if I was watching hentai or something after having logged in? I don't wanna shit up Cat Discord with my unconcious errant thoughts or have ads for raid shadow legends installed into my subconcious while sleeping.

>>1901 It's not a problem, it comes in 3 versions, one child safe, one with cartoon violence and sex, and one with explicit material.

>>1897 marshmellow brain >>1901 Oh, don't worry. They have a great firewall to keep vermin like you out.

>>1908 So which version is that one?

>>1910 You mean the installer? No, it doesn't work that way, it's automatic. You'll start in child safe mode, and then if you're deemed stable, you can activate the "cartoon violence" version. The uncensored version probably won't be activated for most humans, because they'd go insane. It has no protection at all and will feed gore into your head constantly. This is because lyrans of the advanced kind have bodies where they're made up of nanobots, and it functions through teleportation, which looks fine at close up. But they have this ruthless tendency of doing partial teleportation when reaching for things, or if they're going to give something to someone, so they teleport just an arm and hand to some other place, with flesh and bone sticking out. This won't be censored for you in the completely open version, and most beings can't handle seeing this level of anatomic detail all the time. They didn't think to smoothen the actual teleportation, they just put in a filter for people who don't want to see the insides of other lyrans.

>>1890 >>1891 surely there's some degenerate perverted lyrans we can contact, they can't all be perfect ascended beings

I dunno about them, but personally I would find it incredibly flattering if another sentient species found me intoxicatingly hot. Think how much of a confidence boost it would be if a race of shortstack goblins came to earth that lusted after human men. Little gob watches you walk by, whistles and says "Hey there sexy boy, wanna take me for a ride?". You'd be smiling the whole week after a compliment like that.

>>1913 >muh gore >>1940 >Think how much of a confidence boost it would be if a race of shortstack goblins came to earth that lusted after human men Go to bed Mark

>>1927 my understanding is that they would view such relations with "less developed" beings as somewhere between bestiality and pedophilia. supposedly though a lot of humans are actually amnesiac higher spiritual beings trapped in human form, so you might have a chance if you are one of those or are otherwise enlightened or disciplined enough to maintain basic communication (psionic or telepathic) with them and follow some etiquette (not being "noisy", having a degree of control over your internal thoughts and feelings and "vibrational/energy" states) even then you'd have to find a xenophile, so unlikely but not impossible personally i think humans have a great deal more potential than is commonly believed, you might just have to put the effort in

>>1943 i don't think they even like to incarnate physically here anymore, even if one were willing to engage sexually it would probably be something tantric or mental, not an actual physical act

just downloaded the gateway tapes i'm going to astral project and have tantric mind sex with a lyran

>>2046 based

>tfw was there in day 1 when the lyran threads started in 4chan by some dude claiming they were totally going to land and make contact in a specified date >Nothing happened in that date and the dude kept dragging it around >Tfw saw in real time how these >>1261 >>1555 were developed in paint(og ver had no colors) Fugg i feel old, kinda surprised to see the ratposter didn't make the jump to 8chan, but still seems the schizo hater did make it here >>1555 i think cat2.png ultimately served the same purpose as the lyranet image, and cats3.... Can't remember, it may be the one with coordinates, back then anons(or samefags) reported the og one >>1261 to be the most effective for contact

>>3128 That was done by the one that goes by Blood Anon. He owes me a robot wife.

The signal is being transmitted on all frequencies. Manifesting is Proceeding Apace

>>3145 Rent free.

>>428 I'm a starseed, I will take you in, but understand, there is no turning back. Your family, friends, and kitty will never see you again. Do you want to become someone so powerful without anybody knowing?

>>3554 We have to kill all wojak niggers if we want to advance as as humans. Grill the nigger frogs and wojak niggers.