>>428 Maybe some kind of deep meditation, or that state a kin to sleep or whatever, where you're visualizing with your eyes closed/seeing stuff but aren't exactly sleeping yet , during that state try contacting them. If you succeed put them a good for me will you, I wanna get out

1. Set up radiocomms and aim at lyran constellation 2. Send "pspsps" until space kitties arrive

>>428 I am completely certain that lyrans are evil, we must wage war against these creatures

>>1287 not really, they seem to be the only ones that despise orion/reptilians. Enemy of my enemy can't be that bad, and allegedly some lyrans have starseeds here in either human form or house cat form (according to some chanellers)

>>1314 You do not know what they did, then.

>>1315 They've warred against reptoids more than other ayys combined have, I can't imagine bigger green checkmark for lyrans than that.

>>1316 It is an all female race of mongoloid aliens who killed all the males of their kind, they are evil

>>1320 Where are you getting this from? What you just wrote doesn't make any sense

>>1321 Where are the male lyrans?

>>1326 ?

>>1327 Lyran are all female according to all claimed "starseeds"

>>1330 I've not seen such claim made anywhere

>>1330 False. Lyrans are 90% female because they can determine their own body type and gender when being reborn, and few wants to be male. It's just like Earth now, but with high tech. Instead of trannies, they just become real females when born. Everyone is happier that way.

>>1336 Not falling for it, nice try lieran

>>1336 Why are you spreading falsehoods?

>>1336 The lie-rans were behind the transgender mental health epidemic by the way

>>1340 All they know how to do is lie and deceive

What's the goal in contacting these guys? Do they give you anything cool? >>1261 also what's this?

sex with lyrans

>>1378 they're can be good guides and teachers i don't think they really give you anything per se, but some are willing to assist in a mutual process of self-development

>>1391 So how do they contact people? dreams? Email? Schitzoid ramblings in your head? Catgirl waifu beamed directly into your bedroom? Is it a one-on-one therapist kind of deal or do multiple interact with a single person? What sorts of things do they talk about?

>>1400 i had one contact me telepathically after a close ufo encounter it was like having intrusive internal monologue inserted directly into my thoughts, she used kind of a strange cadence of grammar and vocabulary that helped distinguish her from my own internal voice after that i had a series of unusually vivid dreams, in one of which she and another cat-like person appeared. i'm not entirely sure why i was contacted, i also "spoke" with a number of other beings but she was the most friendly and helpful of them, i thought i was just going insane for a while. though if i'm honest i'm not sure if they were actually the "lyrans" other people talk about or some other kind of cat-like alien thing, i asked but she was noncommittal and said lyran is a name humans use as for what we talked about, it was kind of a lot, lot of stuff that seemed kind of religious in nature to me, she explained a sort of pantheist perspective of god and talked about reincarnation type stuff, claimed that we had incarnated together before and would again also talked about a bunch of stuff that sort of went over my head, some weird stuff about the nature of causality and like parallel or alternate timelines and time loops and souls and some kind of high dimensional fractal hyperspace thing, all kinds of stuff, it was a bit much prior to this encounter i was a skeptical "rational ashiest" type person, i didn't know much of anything about ufo lore and definitely didn't buy into reincarnation or any of the new agey stuff that seems to be associated with all this, but i don't have any other real way to explain what i experienced the beings i was contacted by also said they were going to visit me physically in the future, though she said she probably wouldn't be part of the group that will visit me it kind of freaks me out really, i had a bunch of terrible sleep paralysis episodes afterwards and in one of the dreams they claimed this was like practice for when they're going to come visit, that they wanted to make sure i didn't freak out too much basically

most of the other beings seemed pretty indifferent towards me or just like they were doing perfunctory work stuff, she actually seemed to care about my well-being and did her best to explain what was going on, it was honestly a harrowing experience overall, i thought i was just losing my mind and meh maybe i am just crazy of course no one i've talked to about this stuff believed any of it, i saw a psychiatrist and we talked about it at length and he mostly seemed nonplussed, said it sounded a bit like schizophrenia but that i didn't display most of the usual symptoms or be impaired so he didn't recommend any treatment or medication my life has mostly gone back to normal since then but i still sometimes have weird sleep stuff happen and have had bouts of loud tinnitus that only started after the contact i never believed in this kind of stuff but now i am worried i'm going to be abducted or something lol

also i just called her "cat" because she wouldn't tell me her name, apparently names are significant to them in some way in addition to "speaking" telepathically she sort of inserted a visual impression of herself in my mind's eye or imagination i guess, though she claimed that it was more of like a symbolic representation using stuff that existed in my mind than like an actual picture of herself it seemed more catlike than >>1266 without the long hair, but still humanoid, quite tall idk about meeting the other beings, but it would be nice to meet her, if only to thank her properly in person i think i would have just gone completely insane without her help tbh

>>1417 >they wanted to make sure i didn't freak out too much Thanks to the internet I'm pretty sure people would be more likely to try and have sex with them than freak out.

>>1420 well apparently they aren't really like physical beings? idk like i said a lot of her explanations went over my head, but it sounded like they consider physical bodies to just be like containers or clothing for consciousness they said that when they visit me physically they'll probably use a sort of standard body that she compared to like a disposable latex glove and again that she wouldn't be part of the group that manifests physically to see me, there will apparently be one or two "doctors" a "researcher" and a different "friend" of mine that i've met "before" they also tried to explain some kind of taxonomy of beings, that are part of a larger ecosystem that exists around us that we don't or can't usually perceive, but a lot of that was also very confusing, i think due to limitations of the way we were communicating apparently they can only rearrange words and symbols that are already in my mind, they can't really insert novel stuff without causing some sort of pain or confusion, which they were trying to minimize but happened anyway for a couple days it really felt like they were torturing me or something, like my mind was being unraveled or turned inside out, she at least was very apologetic about it but iirc she did mention something about them not manifesting here in "cat bodies" like the impression she gave me anymore due to something that happened in the past, where one of them was raped and eaten? by humans she seemed to be disdainful towards humans in general one of the things they claimed is that i am not human, just "in human shape" but i don't really see how that's true or believe it myself

>>1422 >one of the things they claimed is that i am not human, just "in human shape" but i don't really see how that's true or believe it myself Considering how she views physical bodies, it might be the same way 4chan differentiates people and NPCs. In this case you're a conciousness/soul inhabiting a human body rather than just the physical flesh and neurons that make up a person. So she has disdain for the animals called humans, but not thinking people who happen to be attached to a human vessel. Or in more casual terms, she hates retarded NPCs. Relatable.

>>1424 that sort of tracks with the stuff she tried to explain about souls and their interests here on earth like physical bodies can catch "dust" or "seeds" that sort of grow or develop into more and more complex souls and that were are other versions of me? in "other places" (which i took to mean like alternative timelines) that exist but don't hold my consciousness so i don't experience the stuff they go through idk there was some scary and weird stuff i don't want to believe, apparently my soul like died or was destroyed and being here is part of a process of like reconstructing or recovering it and also that there is some kind of adversarial entity here that is trying to separate people's connection to their soul or higher consciousness

>>1417 I'm curious to hear your opinion on these interviews >>1318

>>1428 sure i'll take a look in a bit after i had these experiences i did some research into ufo lore stuff and read a supposed interview with like a reptile lady alien and was honestly shocked at how much stuff in there was nearly identical to what "cat" told to me about, aside from episodes of x-files i watched when i was younger i really didn't have much exposure to ufo lore stuff before all this, i just assumed it was like modern version of fairy or folk tales that didn't have any basis in reality, this all happened at the end of last year and has really shaken up my world view

>>1426 >and also that there is some kind of adversarial entity here that is trying to separate people's connection to their soul or higher consciousness They're called jews

>>1428 huh so idk about all the names and details here but a lot of this tracks with stuff "cat" was explaining to me she never used specific names for anything, but talked about a set of problems with different organizational entities that have influence here, with different members and ethical outlooks, she described three main ones as one being like a pyramid scheme or merkle tree that is like really totalitarian that subjugates people and sounded pretty evil, one as being like a complete graph or "gray goo" that sounded like the borg or something and she described it as being like an animal almost that just "eats" stuff and is apparently manipulated or utilized by the previous entity, and one that she described as being sort of an arbitrary structure that she compared to earth governments, maybe it's the federation mentioned here, she and the others didn't seem to have a high opinion of them and there was a lot of talk of corruption and manipulation and treaties being broken and apparently like a schism or revolt brewing. she also said there were a bunch of independent organizational entities that mostly keep to themselves and sometimes squabble, but sort of band together when the right circumstances occur, she and the other beings i interacted with (and me?) are apparently part of or related to one of these, and she characterized them as being emergent entities that resemble a "perfect graph" or like the structure of an organism or brain, each one being pretty different and also having different ethical standards also when i asked about lyrans she did say that there were a lot of different cats, that some physical shapes are more "stable" than others and come about through like convergent evolution, and that "cat souls fit in cat shapes" also stuff about genetic engineering and chimeras, some of the cats were apparently engineered and were slaves at one time, and apparently humans are in a similar position right now she claimed that humans are genetically engineered as well and that lots of different souls can fit in human shapes they also talked about wanting to intervene on earth here but it being a complicated situation and that they can't really do it directly without causing more problems or making humans dependent on them the stuff about different perspectives and interpretations of events is also something we talked about idk you might not believe it if you haven't had first hand contact, i did and i'm still not certain what i believe, but i continue to be surprised by how consistent a lot of this sort of stuff is i would be more inclined to think i'm just crazy or that it's maybe a collective consciousness sort of meme thing, but i definitely saw a physical craft up close that was absolutely not something humans make

my "cat" really seemed to share a lot of similar concerns, separation of people, manipulation and control of information, problems with what she called the "local authorities" (which is apparently not human governments) etc also seemed to be frustrated at the lack of help or ineptitude in trying to help with problems here by "watchers", apparently "sickness" somehow spreads from here and affect other places and people too

NEED SPACE KITTY CUDDLES AAAAAAAA

>>1378 >What's the goal in contacting these guys? sex >Do they give you anything cool? sex >>1391 >some are willing to assist in a mutual process of self-development you mean sex, right? >>1437 among other things, yes

Why go after aliens? America's national parks are full of goatmen and cynocephali.

I got these. I don't know what they do but I defininitely saved them from a lyran thread a year ago.

Maybe if I act a tiny bit more mentally ill I'll finally find someone to love.

>>1437 I would kill God to make catboys real

>>1641 This is all Lyrans, Lyrans are evil, they killed all male Lyran.

>>1699 wouldn't they go extinct if they did that?

>>1435 Interesting stuff anon. Wish they would start contacting more people directly

>>1699 ignore this orion tranny, he is spreading lies

>>1699 I could fix her, she could fix me.

>>1716 That is a generally trivial issue to solve with advanced technology.

>>1846 You're never going to be a woman anon. Go be a tranny somewhere else

>>428 The Lyrans are the alienfolk that have "To Serve Man" in their kitchens. Yes, I don't like cats, but anyone familiar with them knows they don't like humans. Why would you contact them (unless you have a deathwish)? I hope you freaky felinefuckers get abducted and turned into pate.

>>1862 >shills operate at same frequency as orion/demon cultists Interesting for you to out yourself like this

>>1867 Am I ruining your prospects of meeting a space catlady, human litterbox?

>>1874 You're actively revealing parts of the plot that you don't even know exists

>>1699 >This is all Lyrans, Lyrans are evil, they killed all male Lyran. To be fair male lyrans/catmen would likely have spiked/barbed penises and therefore intercourse with one is probably quite unpleasant. We human men however don't have spiked cocks and therefore lyran/human intercourse would probably beatifically to us all and dare I say quite enjoyable. I say we give peace a chance

>>1879 They sure do exist. Ignore at your own risk. >>1883 What a great justification for removing the entire sex of an "advanced" species.

how do i summon a lyran for sex

>>1887 maybe they just feminized all the guys. Seems like a pretty easy thing to do for what should be a highly advanced species.

>>1888 >>1389 >>1533 this is why aliens are so selective about who they make contact with so many lecherous apes

a lot of them are strong telepaths too, for them having dirty thoughts in their presence is likely akin to sexual assault no wonder most avoid this planet

>>1890 >>1891 >>1889 says all the catmales get neutered, so all the dirty apes will get corrected as well. Telepathic lobotomies, anyone?

>>1852 >You're never going to be a woman anon. Go be a tranny somewhere else >You are upset that an evil species killed all men, you must want to be a woman Are you retarded?

>>1887 >What a great justification for removing the entire sex of an "advanced" species. Not my problem, now gib alien space pussy

>>1261 >>1378 Stare at the red dot until it remains in your vision. Then imagine expanding it by dragging it outwards as if it was a touch screen. This will activate your own installation of Lyranet, the lyran nanobot powered Internet. If you want contact with them, you have to go on there.

>>1900 they don't have any malware on it do they? Would they find it annoying if I was watching hentai or something after having logged in? I don't wanna shit up Cat Discord with my unconcious errant thoughts or have ads for raid shadow legends installed into my subconcious while sleeping.

>>1901 It's not a problem, it comes in 3 versions, one child safe, one with cartoon violence and sex, and one with explicit material.

>>1897 marshmellow brain >>1901 Oh, don't worry. They have a great firewall to keep vermin like you out.

>>1908 So which version is that one?

>>1910 You mean the installer? No, it doesn't work that way, it's automatic. You'll start in child safe mode, and then if you're deemed stable, you can activate the "cartoon violence" version. The uncensored version probably won't be activated for most humans, because they'd go insane. It has no protection at all and will feed gore into your head constantly. This is because lyrans of the advanced kind have bodies where they're made up of nanobots, and it functions through teleportation, which looks fine at close up. But they have this ruthless tendency of doing partial teleportation when reaching for things, or if they're going to give something to someone, so they teleport just an arm and hand to some other place, with flesh and bone sticking out. This won't be censored for you in the completely open version, and most beings can't handle seeing this level of anatomic detail all the time. They didn't think to smoothen the actual teleportation, they just put in a filter for people who don't want to see the insides of other lyrans.

>>1890 >>1891 surely there's some degenerate perverted lyrans we can contact, they can't all be perfect ascended beings

I dunno about them, but personally I would find it incredibly flattering if another sentient species found me intoxicatingly hot. Think how much of a confidence boost it would be if a race of shortstack goblins came to earth that lusted after human men. Little gob watches you walk by, whistles and says "Hey there sexy boy, wanna take me for a ride?". You'd be smiling the whole week after a compliment like that.

>>1913 >muh gore >>1940 >Think how much of a confidence boost it would be if a race of shortstack goblins came to earth that lusted after human men Go to bed Mark

>>1927 my understanding is that they would view such relations with "less developed" beings as somewhere between bestiality and pedophilia. supposedly though a lot of humans are actually amnesiac higher spiritual beings trapped in human form, so you might have a chance if you are one of those or are otherwise enlightened or disciplined enough to maintain basic communication (psionic or telepathic) with them and follow some etiquette (not being "noisy", having a degree of control over your internal thoughts and feelings and "vibrational/energy" states) even then you'd have to find a xenophile, so unlikely but not impossible personally i think humans have a great deal more potential than is commonly believed, you might just have to put the effort in

>>1943 i don't think they even like to incarnate physically here anymore, even if one were willing to engage sexually it would probably be something tantric or mental, not an actual physical act

just downloaded the gateway tapes i'm going to astral project and have tantric mind sex with a lyran

>>2046 based

>tfw was there in day 1 when the lyran threads started in 4chan by some dude claiming they were totally going to land and make contact in a specified date >Nothing happened in that date and the dude kept dragging it around >Tfw saw in real time how these >>1261 >>1555 were developed in paint(og ver had no colors) Fugg i feel old, kinda surprised to see the ratposter didn't make the jump to 8chan, but still seems the schizo hater did make it here >>1555 i think cat2.png ultimately served the same purpose as the lyranet image, and cats3.... Can't remember, it may be the one with coordinates, back then anons(or samefags) reported the og one >>1261 to be the most effective for contact

>>3128 That was done by the one that goes by Blood Anon. He owes me a robot wife.

The signal is being transmitted on all frequencies. Manifesting is Proceeding Apace

>>3145 Rent free.

>>428 I'm a starseed, I will take you in, but understand, there is no turning back. Your family, friends, and kitty will never see you again. Do you want to become someone so powerful without anybody knowing?

>>3554 We have to kill all wojak niggers if we want to advance as as humans. Grill the nigger frogs and wojak niggers.