Part II | About you >Ages, Genders and Races I don't care much about hair colors and such, as long as you are elfish (androgynous / feminine) in appearance. You should be a male / boy and have no issues with having a penis or gender stuff. Just someone who is as verygay as I am. I don't mind if you act gay and effeminate, just be yoursELF. I'm fine if you take or took hormones, as long as you match above description. >Issues that you think you can't deal with Trans / gender stuff (Cutting off dicks and the ideological stuff of it) Physical violence Disloyalty Promiscuity (If you can't even name the people you had sexual experiences with you are not what I seek for) "Open" relationships >Personality traits Like myself, one that is solitary and harmonizes with my own personality >Age, Body Types and Heights 20 - 30, 25+ is better (Some life experience is required) Slim, Athletic or normal weight (Neither anorexic or obese) ~170 cm Please don't be above 80 KG, our weights should ideally match (I am to be 55 again)

Part III | How I imagine our relationship As partners, we would 'live the dream' together. Sleeping and cuddling as much as we want, embracing the timelessness and getting up when the sun sets. Care for each other and be affectionate. We would go into the forest for long moonshine walks. And of course have hallucinogenic breakfasts often. You would help me with all the harvests and planting duties in the summer and participate in the yearly 'feast of the eternal' once the harvesting has commenced. I also consider getting a tent to do "0 € holidays" in the future, it would be nice if you were physically enduring and not scared of the night and the countless children (nature) in it. As a NEET with unlimited time but little money I cannot spend much, so don't expect fancy luxury holidays and restaurant visits. We can have that at home, invest all into having the luxury at home and coo(c)k together <3, then eat in bed while playing or watching My long term goal is to live in my own house to have my own garden and no neighbors to leave the human reality entirely. Of course we would need to get good internet so we can watch how the humans destroy themselves. But we would experience a 'higher' reality together. As part of the getting-each-other-known-process I would flood you with information and see how you react. This is natural and my goal will be to scare you away. This is the only way to find the 'right one'. I have little hopes in finding someone 'compatible' but in worst case I will have to binge drugs alone while cuddling a pile of oversized Anomalocarids in my canopy bed If you read above completely and get appealed by it while matching the requirements don't hesitate to contact me. To sort out the worst trash I set up a NPC- botcheck and give out my Discord or Telegram right away. You can write me in the traditional form of e-mails, where you should write out what you find appealing and if you have questions. celestialanode@emailn.de

>>3232 >Elf Male wtf is that?

Call me to exchange (boys) Telegram: https://t.me/alladiner333

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>>3178 Dammit.

Posting butt

>>3209 who are you youre not this guy

>>3168 También eres de Mejico?

Niggers will never be cute.

>>3103 >>3120 Bucks are made to be broken.

>>3116 I'm a very reserved fellow anon. Back in the day we just called that cybersex.

>>3117 I've seen it called ERP for at least 15 years now.

>>3124 Sounds about right. The last time I engaged in such activity would have been around 03 or so.

>>3093 > and there ass's look so nice there so big and round they look so good especially in some tight small cute little short shorts or even better a pair of panties oh how love the way cute boiis even out cute little panties

I have never met a cute boy in my life and probably never will ;_;

>>3096 felix a trans though. you hate trans but you fap to it, pathethic

your heart is gonna explode literally good riddance drone

>>3076 very cute anon!

>>3076 Would pin down and mating breed for hours. MOAR!!

>>2917 Thanks

Big wet booty

>>3072 cute big wet booty

>>3068 So you don't fuck cute boys in there tight mouths fuck dude your missing out

I know this is bait since you wouldent go into a homo board unless you were curious or closeted. But if failed males want to service and comfort their superiors like a woman, that's probably a better place for them then failing to make a relationship with a woman that they'll probably hate and cant support their needs for care and protection (And to treat them like the little randy buttsluts they are).

>>3068 Yeah, fair point OP. Honestly sex is kind of a gyp. I wish you'd kill me. Like you can cut my dick off after.

Just came watching this

>>3000 >>3010 Sorry. I meant 'indoors' when talking about people living where the climate is cold. They don't need to walk around naked outside like I do. Naturism isn't about getting frostbite

>>3010 >Isn't it interesting that skinny dipping for children and adult males used to be normal at places like the YMCA Notice how you specify adult males. Nudity among adult males isn't sexual because most adults males don't experience inherent attraction to each other. That doesn't mean that nudity was normalized back then. Nudity among adult males is still very much normal and non-sexual. That hasn't changed. We still get naked in front of each other in locker rooms and showers. If anything we're more culturally comfortable with nudity. It's even legal for women to go topless in many states. >Facebook now bans mothers who put up photos of them breastfeeding their kids This is such a stupid comparison to make. The internet is filled with perverts that will sexualize a child breastfeeding, and the child can not consent to that exposure. It makes perfect sense for videos of breastfeeding to be banned regardless of whether or not you personally consider them sexual in nature. It's about basic ethics. >Not really true, most white people live in climates where you can be naked without being uncomfortable, but obviously people living in those areas where it is too cold can practice naturism outdoors Whether or not you can get away with being naked here and now is irrelevant. The point being made was that there is nothing natural about being naked all the time. There is no aspect of european culture, or really any culture in the northern hemisphere, where nudity was ever a consistent part of the culture. Clothes have been a vital aspect of the majority of the words ability to survive as well as our basic culture for long enough to be considered more natural than nudity itself. Without clothes we would all be fucking dead. >But naturists are pretty normal people basically, if you ever go along to a nude beach you'll see a good mixture of families, hippies, conservatives, progressives, religious, atheists, young, old... it isn't really something connected to one's personality or lifestyle, apart from having an attitude that nudity isn't something shameful or evil or wrong I would assume most people at nude beaches are there for a novelty and don't subscribe to something nudism ideals. I don't think nudity is evil or wrong. I just think pretending that public nudity isn't inherently sexual is fucking stupid.

Once when I was 5 or 6, I remember sitting across the dining table from my mother. I was doing my homework and she was eating and helping me out. Suddenly, I looked at my mother and it was as if I wasn't looking at my mother at all, but at something else. Her eyes had disappeared and all I could see were her dark eye sockets but the boundaries weren't well defined. Her hair disappeared and her other features were still there but I couldn't focus on them. It was as if I was staring at an outline of my mother's head with her nose and skin translucent. Everything I could see around her also took on a similar condition. And then the feeling passed. It likely lasted only for a second or two and I remember telling my mother that she looked like a monster just now and she made a joke and I laughed but I can't remember what it was. The memory is one of my oldest and it has stuck with me for fifteen years now. I'm probably also not describing it completely accurately as it was so bizarre and I think my english would fail me if I did. I have no idea what it was to this day and I have not had any similar experiences since then. Any ideas on what it could've been?

>>3021 There's no women on imageboards, baka anon-chan.

You can appeal to them by bashing their brains in, anon. They deserve it :)

>>1128 source?

>>628 Gone. Did anyone keep an archive?

>>1128 hawt

>>2653 It is. Those are old enough that I've seen em a couple thousand times over the past couple years. Confirmed Ganondorf

>>2653 >>2654 >the ultimate reincarnation of evil is a nigger Really makes ya think.

For me its Xiao.

Ralph Macchio, pictured in the The Karate Kid in the attached image, was over 18 years-of-age at the time of filming. ---- Imagine what Neil Diamond might have looked like between the ages of ~ 12 to 16...

>>1747 Massive 4head