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The kids out of boredom with the same old cartoon reruns realize they've rarely actually explored the woods around their town (because it's laaaaame - Cartman), so out there they find a abandoned treehouse decaying in a tree. They decide to remodel it with inspiration from the HGTV shows their moms watch only to realize they need money to do so. They try to do snow shoveling for neighbors for money which has some success. One neighbor yells at them to leave because he wants to get back to fucking his wife so he tosses a fistful of cash to the kids out the door which they cheer about. At another house after knocking a pitbull launches out the window and mauls Kenny to death as the other kids flee panicked. After raising a modest amount of cash they go to the home improvement store and realize there's alot of stuff that's needed and it's actually gonna be hard work. Mexicans outside offer in broken english to do the work but the kids nervously decline. Cartman says it's because Kyle's a jew that he didn't want to pay them. Across the parking lot Stan sees some prebuilt sheds for sale they end up buying a small one which is shipped to the edge of the woods. After alot of pushing and struggle it's dragged slowly to the base of the treehouse tree which they accept as its alternative. Overnight a family of skunks stink it up (with loud comedic farts, critter noises, and exaggerated jerking around of their 2D paper cutouts) and it snows heavy so the kids decide screw it and go watch cartoons in one of their living rooms.
There anon I tried, hope you like it