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/co/ Pain Thread 5: Spooky Season Anonymous 10/07/2022 (Fri) 17:11:08 No. 29567
Time once more for a new thread for all things /co/ that cause us pain & anguish. We've got quite a lot lately with everything in the MCU from Apeman By Night to She-Hulk the slutty green giant. As well as the new "Velma" show that is in no way a thinly veiled vanity project riding on the back of an established family oriented children's franchise for some fucking reason. Somehow leaving the Mario movie by Illumination being the least terrible among the batch of crap we're getting.
Is the She-Hulk vid suppose to be giving my Carrie vibes?
>>29570 No. Carrie is the victim who doesn't deserve what's happening to her.
>>29571 I know that, but I was wondering if that was the intention that he creators were trying to pull, a "She-Hulk did nothing wrong".
>>29572 Probably. You know how women are with their lack of accountability for their actions.
>>29570 The vast majority only tolerate She-Hulk for the Daredevil cameo.
>>29574 And look how that turned out. After sex morning walk of shame. Barefoot for some reason.
>>29575 WAIT MATT MURDOCK WAS THE ONE WHO SEX FUCKED THE IMPREGNABLE SHULK?
>>29576 She fucked like 3 different dudes at least. Including Matt as the latest.
>>29577 >>29576 She has sex with just about any man she comes across.
>>29578 Most in the show she rejects because they're "comically" sexist or she doesn't like them for finding her She-Hulk form hot.
Mario movie looks allright.
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IS THIS THE END OF BEAN MOUTH? https://nitter.cx/CNschedules/status/1578443863315791873 >Layoffs at Cartoon Network and Adult Swim happened today, across multiple departments. https://archive.ph/1ke9h >Cable news network CNN, TNT and the Cartoon Network face job cuts as Turner Broadcasting said on Monday it will slash its workforce by 10 percent, or 1,475 positions. >Reuters reported the reduction includes previously announced buyouts targeting 500 to 600 workers. Turner has about 14,000 full-time employees worldwide. <The job cuts "will come at all levels from across the company's news, entertainment, kids, young adult and sports networks and businesses, as well as corporate functions in 18 Turner locations around the world," Turner said in a statement.
>>29581 No but maybe they fired the worst offenders.
Wait wait, that she hulk clip >le ebil anomaloose says she is a slut >"look at her history" >she is crearly distraught and insecure about her sex life >doesn't own up to her sluttiness, lets it bother her >has a problem she doesn't know how to deal with and is now being forced to face it >clearly has self worth issues that she uses sluttiness as a cheap means to cope with instead of seeking help >somehow that's everybody elses problem This just screams "LOOK! I'M AN UPPER CLASS PERSON, PRIVILEGED, WITH A HIGH BODY COUNT BUT I'M STILL A FUCKING VICTIM", even in GOD DAMN fantasy, these retarded writers still manage to create INSECURITY PORN because of their overt personality issues. A borderline bitch wrote this shit, there's no way this wasn't made out of a neurotic cunts maladaptive daydream scenario. Such a pathetic, weak, vulnerable mindset, if you can't handle disaproval due to a psychological weakness, don't be a slut, you WILL be outed at some point so you better be ready for it, there is going to be someone who is going to disaprove no matter what you do and it's your own fucking resposibility to handle that like an adult. At least tell me this so her motivation to smash the screen makes sense, were there any of her family in that scene? It would at least make an iota more of sense if they were.
>>29575 You'd think they would at least use a different costume design if this is a separate continuity from netflix, as opposed to simply changing the colors. The netflix series had Matt fornicating as well, does Catholicism allow that?
>>29583 It's almost like this is written by a woman or something. >>29584 It's unclear whether the Netflix show is canon or not. But yes Matt does have sex with Elektra & the blonde bitch in the show. He's a lapsed catholic in the show so not very heavily religious. It's worse in the comics for sure.
>>29583 I was wondering why she didn't own up and take pride in being outed as a slut. I thought modern media was all about not caring about "slut shaming".
>>29590 She will next episode, I'm sure.
>>29568 What the fuck, dude. The fourth thread hasn't even left the first page. Don't piss all over the carpet. >>29587 I don't think these people will ever realize that they are in a cult. They've got "scientists" who tell them that their religion is backed by "science", and is thus not religion. The problem is that the "science" here is the collective agreement of over-educated idiots: the same people who would have told us, two hundred years ago, that God undoubtedly exists. They have faith in their lab-coated priests, and don't realize that real Science isn't about having faith.
>>29590 No, it's about bringing up "slut-shaming" as an awful thing to do in a sexually-liberated society and whoever does it is an incel out to hurt women and thus should be mocked and destroyed.
>>29592 Then make more threads or boost others to push it down. No point using a thread past it's bump limit that only got that burst of activity yesterday.
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>>29592 This isn't /v/, anons can bake their bread earlier than the others considering how we are struggling for anons, not like the threads are being made daily like gayguygape so there's no harm in new threads
>>29593 The irony is that the ‘free-love’ movement these faggots pushed is responsible for much of the stuff they dislike like women being ‘objectified’, and any actual assault that occurs. All of this was exacerbated, if not created, by the casualization of sex. And they think the solution is to double down.
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>>29584 >>29588 Only "fanatic" characters are actual christians on comics, the "good guys" are super light on that.
>>29519 These people have never watched Scooby Doo beyond what is learned from cultural osmosis. All they know is that it's a household name and a staple of American animation, so it needs to be seized and re-imagined in the name of culture war bullshit.
>>29623 Characters only allowed to be devout in comics if they happen to share a (((religion))) with the makers of said comics
>>29624 It's not so much a culture war inasmuch as it's a force of select alternative beliefs through media ment for children, families, and the general.I remember when they pushed that Rosie O'Gunt special on HBO Family every single evening, sometimes right after a kid's movie.
>>29623 Shockingly a medium popularized by jews & controlled by modern day woke retards can't portray Christianity in a good light. >>29624 It's part culture war & part "I want to make this shit comedy but wouldn't get a greenlight without making it a preexisting property".
>>29627 Unless that christianity/catholicism is by Mexicans
>>29628 When was the last time you saw a mexican character in big two comics depicted religious & in a positive light?
>>29640 Seems pretty straight forward.
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>>29623 Ironically enough, the hyper zealot christians end up being the characters that I root for now
>>29647 Nah fuck that guy. Canonically, wolfwalkers exist because of Saint Patrick. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=xkq5Ne6sbgU
Wendell & Wild has a new trailer & to no one's surprise it still looks like shit. What Yakub "We wuz kangz!" ass nigger designed these fucking characters? https://yewtu.be/watch?v=tJp5pLsXhgo
So Alan Moore called anyone who liked superheroes a manbaby and possible a fascist. Anyone has the archive?
>>29690 Does anyone care what that contrarian hippie has to say anymore?
>>29690 Manbaby fascists seem to be having way more fun than Alan Moore these days.
>>29690 The closest thing to "fascism being praised" that I ever see on comics was Judge Dredd and probably the whole point of the comic was that authoritarianism its bad. Only japaneses portrait "fascism" in a less demonized way.
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>>29728 > Judge Dredd Irony, some people just don't get it.
>>29728 >>29737 The british themselves don't get it considering they turned Dredd into their way of saying the other side is bad.
>>29690 Why in the hell does that wrinkled old prune still go on about comics at all if he hates them and their fans so much, or at least if he hates capeshit so much? Is he just saying shit for the sake of getting atttention or is he one of those stuck up types who think his opinions mean more than everyone else's?
>>29742 I believe it's a mixture of both things like every bong attention whore.
>>29742 >>29743 Pretty much both.
>>29742 >Why in the hell does that wrinkled old prune still go on about comics at all >Is he just saying shit for the sake of getting attention Moore only says shit like this because the people that interview him keep asking him for hot takes to be used as easy clickbait and culture war ammo. He's outright retired from comics and is just writing prose now, but he'll always be asked for his opinion on the industry because of Watchmen.
A daily reminder that comic book companies hate you, the old readers, the actual readers, for not liking the new slop they throw out & expect us to pay for. You're just a villain in the eyes of the companies who are too fucking incompetent to just fix the basic problems with comic books.
>>29761 What comic and the context of it?
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>>29762 >What comic Any of them >context? The last 10 years
>>29763 He means the page you obtuse faggot.
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>>29761 >>29762 >>29765 You know what, I decided to look into it myself. It's that same book from the last Pain Thread at >>28824 , the Young Justice tie-in for the Dark Crisis event. From what I'm gathering that page is from Issue 5 (pic related's #4). >Mickey Mxyzptlk, son of Mr. Mxyzptlk, built the "perfect world" where he and the boys of Young Justice could rule without being criticized, without having to change, without ever having to grow up. Mickey has an ugly soul and too much power. The boys of Young Justice will have to overcome their shortcomings and defeat him to get back to the DCU they know and need!
>>29766 Ya got it.
>>29766 >where he and the boys of Young Justice could rule without being criticized, without having to change, without ever having to grow up. Mickey has an ugly soul and too much power. The boys of Young Justice will have to overcome their shortcomings and defeat him to get back to the DCU they know and need! That's the story of Peter Pan!
>>29768 Peter Pan is in public domain. Plus most stories are just derivatives of existing stories.
>>29590 >>29583 That paradoxical nature of it. Slut shaming is bad, because there's nothing wrong with sleeping around according to their sexual liberalism. And if that's the case, there's nothing wrong with be called a slut. It's just a fact, not something to be ashamed of. But they're still ashamed of it, because they know it's shameful. If being a slut wasn't shameful, there'd be no need to attack people for "slut shaming".
>>29782 It's only as empowering as they want to pretend it is if they're not being insulted about it. She-Hulk's a slut in the comics sure but she wasn't a huge hypocrite. Least not until Aaron got his hands on her in the Avengers.
>>29766 >dude who had a smoking woman at his beck and call despite his infantile nature eventually boned said women when he was tired of his game with superman who could have guessed >it's peter pan and the lost boys except without the drowning not awful, at least it's something I guess.
>>29782 It's the same reason why "non-binary" fuckers have such a hard time with being called something they feel they don't fit in with; they view male and female as more binary than even normal people who don't have mental disabilities, who can actually understand that a dude wearing a dress doesn't make him a woman, it makes him a member of the scottish league, or that a woman with facial hair isn't a masculine presenting woman, she's just got poor hygiene. Yet these "non-binaries" force so many labels onto things that if you don't actually fit into their autistic labeling system you must get organized with the nearest pattern, such as a female desiring to dress in a masculine way becoming labeled as a ftm pre-op tranny in the closet. They despise terms like tomboy and trap and futanari because those categories imply that you don't need to fit into the binary that they themselves have created to justify their own ability to be outside of the box they trapped themselves within. They call it masculine clothing yet they desire to show that gender itself is a construct of society; they label men who do not act like typical men as not being men anymore and yet cry when told that acting as though they are men when they were born women because they don't identify with what they think women should be; when asked what men or women are at their core, they say that they can be anything, and then when asked why they would need to identify with either if both can be infinitely customizable, they get frustrated that their faulty logic doesn't hold up under any circumstance of reasoning they can come up with. At the end of the day the child still yearns for acknowledgment from parents, it's human nature to desire acceptance, and society seems to be that figure to these people, which is why naughty words like fatty and slutty aren't allowed to be used, and yet emasculating words are thrown freely in the faces of men due to their own sex appeal, their own social credit, their own character traits. It's a clear and jagged double standard clear as day to anyone who looks at it; there's nothing wrong with a woman who gets passed around or is not typically desirable, but as soon as a male can be shamed for a lack of sex appeal, all canons fire, and even a man who is attractive may suffer lambasting for their beauty being a weakness of its own kind, one to hide the shame of some deep set flaw. Reject the pleasures of the flesh, anons, it can only lead to torment.
>>29785 >Reject the pleasures of the flesh BUT I WANT TO FUCK WONDER LOLI
>>29786 Let her go, anon. She's not real.
>>29728 >>29737 >>29738 But wasn't Dredd drawn by a Brit to make fun of the US during their post-war imperialistic periods?
>>29782 >>29785 I think it's simpler than that, it's easier to look at actions instead of words, they just want to do whatever they want and face no consequences for their actions. Anything they say is just half-assed excuses, they main objective is "let me do what I want, or else". Men are trying to become women because women naturally have the privilege to bake their cake and eat it too. And some women erroneously think men have that privilege naturally (because they only observe the top 10% of men) , so they want to become men.
>>29799 Maybe it started like that, but if you ask people who identify with any sort of "gender fluidity" why they don't choose male or female or why this third option is best for them they will start to say things like "well I don't always feel like a male, but I don't always feel like a female." Then if you ask them what male and female is to them they will start stereotyping, which is easy to poke holes into with simple thought processes like the concepts of a dude in drag not identifying as a woman or a woman in a suit not identifying as a man.
>>29766 >>29768 Actually, I'm more reminded of that one Futurama episode where the Star Trek actors are kidnapped by a cloud entity with godlike power only for it to turn out he's his species' equivalent of a neckbeard when his mom comes in to check on him.
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>>29567 Fags gaslit people into believing Velma is Bi >>29761 DC deserve to fail. They fumbled the bag for years.
>>29850 No matter what they try to change about Velma being a lesbian or bi there will always be the fact she was shown attracted to CN's lovable himbo Johnny Bravo. There was both a crossover episode showing her interested in him and a short indicating they dated briefly. This was more than two decades ago and people are still making fan works of that pairing. It can be quite wholesome too. https://johnnybravo.fandom.com/wiki/Bravo_Dooby-Doo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcgRJNHO1JY
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>>29850 >>29881 Don't worry guys. Artists will save us.
>>29881 Thats a good ship, its almost as pleasing as johnny and jack being friends.
>>29808 Not even a neckbeard, he was a little kid by his species' standards IIRC.
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>>29895 TFW no godlike shota to play with all day.
>>29896 MAMAHUEVO
>>29897 No, its guevo, not huevo, different things.
>>29900 The fuck is a guevo? it's not the same as güevo.
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>>29901 Its is.
>>29900 Was confused about the box with a hole in the second image even though it seems to follow the first one. There's another related image with the dick in a box meme. There was another CN short with Dexter, Velma, and Johnny ending in Velma going on a date with Johnny to Dexter's frustration as well. I like the idea of Dexter with a school boy crush on Velma. Plus envy for Johnny Bravo could be used to partially explain why he's so built in the future of Ego Trip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyIPtyN7sdw
>>29903 >2nd That...thats going interesting places, man.
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Somehow, Skaar in She-Hulk could have been worse than what they went with in the final product.
>>29906 Don't know about you, but I prefer emo Skaar than... whatever that is. Anyway, they already ruined Skaar years ago so who gives a fuck.
>>29914 I give a fuck. Here's my perspective. Comics are shit. No two ways about it. Even if a comic starts good, something's gonna happen that ruins it. It's the inevitability of the serialized but connected nature of comic books. Too many cooks in the kitchen means someone is gonna step on someone else's toes & ruin what they made or are making. With that in mind, adaptations are ideally supposed to be the time where directors/writers/whatever are supposed to take those best ideas & dilute them to an ideal experience. All without the baggage of the shit that ruined the idea to begin with. Problem is that's the fantasy while the reality is the MCU, especially in phase 4, is just pure incompetence in every way when it comes to adapting those ideas. Skaar should have been cool. Hulk should have been cool. Instead we get this shit because "masculinity is bad" or something retarded. We literally just had Primal & it was amazing. Marvel's thrown away that potential for capturing that audience.
>>29917 But we knew that for years. There can't be long conan manes nor any consistent story because everything must be nigger and faggotry. Even Inmortal Hulk had a nice concept but the story is smeared with politic shit. Fuck, even before the politics became obvious they ruined it with Mohawk Dr. Green, depowering every gamma hero and villain and just ruining the friends of hulk in their fucking first collection. We can be upset all you want but everyone must just let it go. Marvel, DC and whatever is a zombie where anything you had loved was gone a long time ago and there's only an abomination left wanting you dead and you can only let it rot or take them out of their misery.
>>29913 >tranime Go back to Julay, /cow/ard.
>>29918 I know. I know & it hurts. It's a shame golden ideas are left in the hands of incompetent companies.
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>>29920 Let it go, Arisen.
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>>29921 Jokes on you. Dragons Dogma 2 is happening & coming soon(TM).
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>>29922 I know. Just like Deep Down. Or Wild.
>>29923 Now that's just quitter talk!
>>29923 May as well add Pragmata to that list already.
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>>29933 Anon why?
>>29933 Please leave Courage the Cowardly Dog alone.
>>29933 They won't stop until they've queered it all up. Damn.
Dragon Prince S4 November 3rd.
The final season of The Flash on The CW is bringing in the dark multiverse character Red Death into the show. In the Dark Knights Metal comics, this was a version of Bruce that tried to steal Flash's powers to save his dying universe. But since this stupid ass universe doesn't have a Bruce Wayne as Batman, they thought it'd be a great idea to just use the lesbian negress Batwoman instead. I mean it's at least less Bruce dogpiling but still dumb.
>>29977 And the suit looks like a bad chinese power rangers bootleg.
>>29979 Yeah they made it obviously for more of a man's body in mind but also made it completely plastic instead of a fabric bodysuit with armored highlights. Even McFarlane's ugly ass toys can do it better.
>>29980 Is it so hard to make a decent superhero suit?
>>29981 When you're funded by WB or even a TV budget? No it shouldn't be at all. The CW costume designers are just retarded. They kept putting Flash in a leather bodysuit for the longest time.
>>29982 I don't care about capeshit, so can any of tell me why Flash's costume is red except for >red goes faster ?
So... Oni: Thundergod's tale falls into /a/ for being based in a japanese book or here because it was done mostly by yankies? It was cute, but they sure shoved hard the 'racism is bad' shit.
>>29991 No. >>29994 The creator is japanese american & the animation studio is american. So yes it's /co/. Also this question goes in the other thread specifically for asking questions.
>>29991 For an autistic answer, or the closest you'll get to an answer, I will note that the character being discussed here, the famous version of The Flash, is Barry Allen, the second version of the character, after the series was rebooted in 1956. In-universe, Barry Allen was a fan of the comics starring the original Flash, Jay Garrick, from the '40s. After finding he had gained similar powers to that comic book character he used to like, he based his name, and loosely based his look, on the fictional character, whose costume was red. Now why Jay Garrick is red? He is considered the modern Mercury (literally in an alternate universe version from 2012, but figuratively in the original). Mercury is sometimes associated with the color red. Looking into it now, though, it doesn't seem like a very solid connection historically. But common forms of Mercury, the element, such as those found in thermometers, are red, so that might help with the association. Anyway, at least least we aren't talking about the original Green Lantern, who is primarily red and purple, with the only green being his pants and the inner-lining of his cape.
This ugly faggot is (more than likely) going to be the Wiccan of the MCU. Don't know how they botched the MCU this hard with constantly doing everything people hated about modern Marvel comics & now awkwardly forcing in the Young Avengers. They couldn't even cast an attractive twink to play this stupid faggot.
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>>30240 >They couldn't even cast an attractive twink to play this stupid faggot. Anon, no company knows and cares over your obsession with anime boys, its the most autistic and lonely side of faggotry. Also hate gays its common and funny these days so people are going to thrown shit non-stop at this character.
>>30241 You wanna try that again in actual english?
>>30240 How Magneto feels about his grandchild being gay? Even If Wanda is not his actual daughter
>>30246 Magneto may be a mutant supremacist mass murderer but he's not a BIGOT!
>>30247 Dumber than the time he cried at 9/11.
>>29933 KiIll yourself
>>30247 What is this gay shit?
>>30258 Magneto was in the shot too. Doom got the closeup, but we are clearly supposed to think Magneto and Kingpin were feeling the same. I wonder if they felt the same when Juggernaut knocked over the WTC less than a decade earlier. Actually, in Marvel Time, it was probably only like a year earlier.
>>30258 Ugh, not content to retcon Bobby gay in new books/continuities, they're now going back and depicting him as closeted in the OG era. Disgusting.
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>>30267 Well it did start with original but time displaced Bobby being mind raped retconned gay.
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>>30269 He gets some kind of masculinity crisis too boosted by the Death Seed
Something about Black Panther?
>>30367 Well if you want something from that here's what ironheart looks like. Someone thought it was a good idea to make her helmet look like cornrows!
>>30368 They should be more worried over the fact she looks like a ps2 cutscene.
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>>30368 She looks like a VR trooper, wew.
>>29785 >At the end of the day the child still yearns for acknowledgment from parents, Ding, Ding, Ding, and those kids with the whole non binary thing mysteriously have dads that are constantly never available to comment on anything for some mysterious reason.
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>>30368 Black woman hips
>>29906 Wew, top right looks like a JUST edit.
>>29886 >almost as pleasing as johnny and jack being friends. Reminds me of that one anon that made an entire greentext explaining how the Eds were ex members of the Kids Next Door that got kicked out for pulling a Battlefield Bad Company and stealing a shipment of Jawbreakers.
>>29761 The thing that I find so horrifying its how aware they seem to be, like the excuse of "only a specific forum in a dark corner of the web complains about this change" its not even valid.
>>29761 I wonder if they'll go full WWII Tojo stereotype in strawmanning Japan when manga finally overtakes them fully.
>>30468 That makes it even more infuriating that the company & their writers KNOW what people dislike or want but outright REFUSE to listen. >>30472 I'm sure plenty still in the industry would love to take shots at Japan & how "harmful" manga is. Don't think they have the balls to do it though.
>>30473 >I'm sure plenty still in the industry would love to take shots at Japan & how "harmful" manga is Japanese industry its as poisonous as woke shit, just more stylized, praise Japan as the "last stand against western degeneracy" its contradictory.
>>30477 >Japanese industry its as poisonous as woke shit Unlike the West, even during it's prime, mangakas in Japan actually need to create a series that sells. Can you please point to manga, currently in production, that are actually pozzed in their story?
>>30478 It's niggerpill, don't bother. It's obvious when he keeps using the exact same language over & over.
>>30478 Anon, there is trannies that take HRT just to become a "anime girl" (anime its a REAL reason of the tranny problem), there is a slow but real rise of nigger presence in japanese shit among other things. The "industry" would not be angry but satisfied knowing that the message stays, just more makeup.
>>30478 The American industry at its prime did cancel series that didn't sell, though. Even in fucked up cases like Marvel needing to publish a certain number of books called "Captain Marvel" every year in order to keep the trademark, they kept retooling it over and over rather than trying to stick with something that didn't sell. Letting things that don't sell continue to get produced is a uniquely current year SJW problem, happening across practically every industry, or at least every western industry. Japan does have a few things here and there showing signs of becoming pozzed, much it's much, much slower than any other first world country.
Speaking of the west, what are your thoughts on European comics like Bandes Dessinee for example?
>>30492 Most euro comics are incredibly old or aren't published in english in the US. So most people don't or haven't read what little is available.
>>29761 Well OK then. Fuck you right back DC.
I saw the thread title. I clicked anyway. And now im in pain. Why did I do that.
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>>30496 It's reverse psychology. Now suffer with the rest of us.
>>30484 >Niggerpill I thought he was in hiding since the #GG thread found his Shitter account (where he uses the exact same arguments word for word.)
>>30240 Well, he looks like he glitters and bleaches his asshole like Wiccan.
>>30496 This board is visited only by grumpy grandpas who stopped caring about the hobby years ago and instead of watching cartoons or reading comics they endlessly complain about a them, which is sad, because there aren't a lot of anicomics related boards out there, let alone good ones.
>>30509 There's currently no good running cartoons or comics. Primal ended for now & I've yet to see Lastman season 2 subbed on my usual torrent site.
>>30509 I'm straight and a non-political male. Cartoons and comics are no longer made with people of my caliber in mind. And I'm not willing to waste my hard earned money on progressive, race-baiting, tripe pushing an SJW narrative.
>>30510 >There's currently no good running cartoons or comics. Viking Skool and Zouk are pretty cool. >>30511 > Cartoons and comics are no longer made with people of my caliber in mind If you don't find something you like, then you search on other places and niches, and if you don't have luck then you look for stuff that was made years or decades ago; there's always good stuff if you search hard enough, but we both know you won't do it because you don't have balls and your father doesn't have balls.
>>30513 The hell is Zouk?
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>>30511 >>30513 Learn another language to find the better cartoons or any other animated works (beside East Asia). There's foreigners that are on a similar boat with this, so the best that could be done is to see what's being made. Additionally, >>>/ac/
>>30509 I read and watch old stuff, but I don't know what else to say since none of you fags have read the issues of Spider-Man circa 1980 that I've been reading recently. Actually, I have one thing. I didn't realize that originally the Hobgoblin was a big flaming faggot in his secret identity. Good thing the movies suck so bad at continuity that they will never be able to use him effectively in a movie, since using him before having at least two or three Green Goblins established is stupid. They'd ruin him by saying that since he's a big flaming faggot, he's actually justified. Or they'd go the other direction and make him like Andy Warhol, which was probably the original intent, but then they'd have some other character be like that feminist cunt that shot him, and say she's the good guy. And nobody could argue because he's a supervillain! (Even though she is too. And also I'm sure they'd fuck it up and not use the character that actually did this in the comics, since she isn't famous. They'd just use Carol Danvers or, if you're lucky, they'll ruin Black Cat and have her do it.)
>>30513 >>30515 I own quite a few 70s Jonah Hex and even Elvira comics. But it was a general statement. True, people bitch and moan too much about the current state of cartoons and comics. Though, it's all understandable and arguments are valid.
>>30514 A french cartoon about a witch living in the city. It's comfy. >>30538 >none of you fags have read the issues of Spider-Man circa 1980 You could storytime it so we'd read it and discuss it. Come on, man, don't be pessimistic, there are plenty ways to enjoy the hobby and inject discussion into the board.
>>30538 Are you ready for body-positive Hobgoblin? Or maybe Ned makes a "glow up", that's what kids these days praise a lot.
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>>30574 >Qui Nguyen >He co-wrote Walt Disney Animation Studios' Raya and the Last Dragon along with Adele Lim[12] and currently writing and co-directing Disney Animation's 2022 film Strange World.[13] >Don Hall >Donald Lee Hall is an American film director, voice actor and writer at Walt Disney Animation Studios. He is known for co-directing Winnie the Pooh, Big Hero 6, Moana, and Raya and the Last Dragon. This comes out in 3 days, by the way.
>>30574 The slug man wasn't the gay one in RoS though. >>30575 Not exactly a dynamite team.
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>>30574 >general public keep rejecting this >they keep pushing it
>>30577 It's about pushing (((the message))) first & foremost. It's a cheap marketing gimmick born from being more afraid of being called racist, sexist, homophobes than losing money.
In a shocking twist, Netflix's Wednesday DOESN'T suck. Like the criticisms against Gomez's casting are perfectly apt but everything else was pretty good. Morticia does need more eye makeup though. Anyway the show is basically goth Nancy Drew solving an actually supernatural murder mystery. Addams Family purists may not love it but those who hated the objectively terrible CGI movies will find something to love with this version. Even if it doesn't largely focus on the family for most of the show.
>>30637 Were the animated movies that bad?
>>30637 It's not so much as being a purist inasmuch making a non-suck movie the first time.
>>30658 Yes. Horrible by the numbers executive demanded animated movie garbage with ugly ugly ugly character designs on top of it.
>>30662 But the character designs were true to the original comics.
>>30663 Ironically the Addams Family themselves are the least ugly characters in the movie. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=rx2y-tgGNsU
>>30258 >Doom: "Holy shit, can you believe all this devastation to the New York skyline committed by these murderous madmen?!" >Also Doom:
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>>30546 Better he be fat than a "Knobgobblin'"
>>30637 I was pleasantly surprised it didn't suck as well, and agree that they picked a really shit Gomez, however it would be difficult to find somebody that could match Raul Julia in the role.
>>30637 >>30682 I watched the first episode and it really just comes off as yet another supernatural teen drama, but dressed in an Addams Family skin. The jovial family dynamic of the Addams and the comedy of their interactions with normal people is mostly absent with the closest being the start of the episode where Wednesday unleashes some piranhas on Pugsley's bullies. Focusing on Wednesday as an angsty goth teen rebel protagonist who's an outcast among supernatural creatures seems boring and tedious. The first episode didn't really pique my interest enough to keep watching even with the preview at the end for the rest of the season. Does this get more interesting or is it just more of the same for the rest of the series? Just looking at the cast list most of the other Addams Family members are in less three episodes.
>>30687 There are several instances of Thing flipping people the bird, a grisly murder in the woods via monster, and a boat race.
>>30687 It gets more interesting as it goes & Wednesday is still the odd one out even among monsters because they're all still relatively normal people compared to Wednesday & act more as straight men to her macabre serious personality than just the typical weirded out normal people. But yes you should not go in expecting the same formula for the Addams Family themselves. It's Wednesday's show.
I'm surprised n one posted anything from craig of the creek on here. It was made by two SU writers and it makes Steven Universe look subtle in its propaganda. The good news is that they got their last season cut in half and and so was their spin-off which hasn't even premiered yet. Hopefully that's a sign they're done with this nonsense.
>>30835 Tumblr trash is what's killing Cartoon Network. But they won't stop green-lighting it. The next one will be even worse.
The del Toro Pinocchio movie isn't bad. It's just all style no substance though. At least it's not Disney's remake but it's still all the same kind of childish & confused on what it wants to be.
>>30872 I liked it but didn't like the Fascism subpplot in a fucking Pinocchio film. He did it better in Pan's Labyrinth. Also, the Monstro part was a bit anticlimactic.
>>30885 Yeah the setting really only served to replace the Pleasure Island section with Pinocchio going to youth fascist camp. It's very tacked on. Ultimately just there so Del Toro can call Mussolini a poopy baby. As seen above.
>>30888 But, the Italians actually voted out Mussolini because they were so sick of his shit. Why does time need to be wasted ridiculing him?
>>30888 >>30890 Del Toro is a Spaniard isn't he? They tend to have a chip on their shoulder about fascism because Franco and the Falange were probably the best thing to happen to their confused peninsula since Ferdinand and Isabella
>>30890 I have no idea. >>30892 Del Toro's just very unapologetically woke. To his own detriment of his writing. That's why The Shape of Water is just nothing but "status quo of America bad".
>>30892 I thought Del Toro was Mexican.
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>>30896 He is. >>30892 He was OK but certainly no Uncle Adolf.
>>30893 The Shape of Water was very disappointing for that reason. No twist, nothing surprising, even without talking about the bland "murrica bad" plot. There is nothing particularly interesting about the creature, except the idea of using sign language to communicate, which was very cool.
>>30903 >My son needs to feel like he "belongs" wherever he goes <Everyone proceeds to attack the nigger Please tell me there's a person at Sony doing this as a shitpost?
>>30903 Too much drama, not enough action. >>30908 Well, that would be true if Miles were a black emo that hated rap music.
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Henry Cavill will no longer play Superman in the DCEU films. https://bibliogram.froth.zone/p/CmK7eLWJ0as
>>30920 It's not his fault. Better he move on though. His career has been nothing but incredibly rocky with having mostly dream roles ruined by terrible scripts.
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>>30920 >axed from being Superman again >moves on to starring in a Warhammer 40k series https://archive.ph/96wyb I do not expect much good of it but I am glad he's getting to work on something he's into.
Black Adam is "suppose" to be the first "non-woke" DC film under David Zaslav, correct? Because that film was woke as Hell.
>>30953 No it was supposed to the relaunch of the Snyderverse. Look how that turned out.
>>30953 It was made well before Zaslav. He just didn't axe it like Batgirl because, well, you can't axe 'em all, and he had to prioritize which ones needed axing the most.
>>30974 They were REALLY banking hard on The Rock carrying it.
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>>30513 >and if you don't have luck then you look for stuff that was made years or decades ago Hard agree on this. Most of my favorite series are from the 80s, with one of them never getting an official release or even translation. As anon said, if you want quality entertainment, then you need to find it yourself. >>30574 This crap again? How long is Disney going to keep this dumb schtick going?
>>30979 Honestly, I haven't really cared for him in anything that he's done for the past decade.
>>30979 The Rock's best acting roll will still be Mummy 2, when he was a CGI monster with no dialogue.
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>>30979 And now it appears that he fucked over Henry Caville to help his own career, as well as other former co-stars.
>>30990 Hardly surprising. His grandad was a famous wrestler, and he made his bones on that mans reputation, a reputation that is now so awful he would be lucky to appear on any wrestling show now. For where his grandad was a selfless caring person, Rocky Maivia is anythint but. You say he screwed over others for his own fame? Intentionally stifled careers? This isn't news to anyone who saw his first betrayal 20 years ago. This is what he has always done, and it is why he is rightfully despised.
>>30992 Isn't stifling new talent and shafting new blood SOP when it comes to the WWE. I remember reading an interview where someone said the Undertaker was an outlier in the wrestling world because he would actually try to foster new talent whereas everyone else would react with hostility at any newcomer.
>>30996 Probably. Shit died with WcW. so who knows. But yeah Vince is a fucking snake.
>>30992 That's why Jason Scott Lee would have made a better Scorpion King and Doom protagonist.
>>31029 You make a very good point.
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Merry fuken christmas. https://archive.vn/uuUPX >Netflix is not moving forward with “Ember,” a hand-drawn animated film from director Sergio Pablos. >It’s the latest animated title at the streamer to get the axe, following executive producer Ava DuVernay’s “Wings of Fire,” the toddler-friendly “Antiracist Baby” and “With Kind Regards From Kindergarten” earlier this year. >With “Ember,” as well as the previously scrapped animated projects, sources at Netflix say the decision is creatively driven, not cost-related. Animated TV shows and movies take longer to make compared to live-action, and it’s not uncommon to send projects back into development or part ways entirely over the lengthy timeline. >Pablos retains rights to “Ember” and will be able to shop the film elsewhere. An animation veteran, Pablos started the company SPA Studios and developed the concepts for cartoon hits like “Despicable Me” and “Smallfoot.” He wrote and directed the Christmas-themed “Klaus,” which was Netflix’s first original animated feature film. It received positive reviews and landed an Oscar nomination for best animated feature. >Netflix over the summer announced plans to make “Ember,” which remains in production. The story is described as an “epic adventure tale of humankind’s quest for fire told through the eyes of young Dikika who embarks on an impossible race to a distant volcano to retrieve the precious spark that will save her tribe.”
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>>31166 They'll make Aang black just because.
>>30987 He played a great musclebound moron in Pain and Gain, really.
Today marks the third Wednesday in a row that I couldn't find ANY comics worth downloading. Not even this bizarre Peter Parker vs. Ben Reilly Round 24 "event." Even Spidey couldn't survive those who were determined to destroy him. I'm so tired of watching evil poison the things I love, guys. I'm exhausted. The things I used since my teens as an escape from my chronic depression are now thoroughly colonized by the worst people on earth.
>>31195 >I'm exhausted. This. So very tired. The only thing that energizes me anymore is my anger toward the people who did this.
>>31207 Anger can't sustain me, anymore. Nearly ten years of this shit. Even Bruce Banner couldn't be angry for ten years straight. Any pushback is met with a concentrated campaign of online/IRL abuse from the SJWs and lies from the MSM.
>>31195 if you feel like it, give this one a watch, it puts some shit that's been going on in the world in a bit more context https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SIgrwFa6FJM and if later you really feel like it give these 4 long ones a watch https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9ju2BGLAi9A https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SnnMUNQBFpg https://yewtu.be/watch?v=NfEdlwUsbhk https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e20UBfX_3Yw
>>31247 Was that supposed to be firefly?
>>31247 Is the second pic seriously what Firefly/Garfield Lynns was going to look like in this trash heap of a film? Could they not go for a more bland design?
>>31249 >>31251 Yes that's supposed to be Firefly. Played by Brendan Fraser. Love the guy but it was a horrific miscasting.
>>31166 I can't wait for the premier of Avatar Bend!
>>31252 That looks cool but like another character.
>>31247 >they were going to ditch the gay leather costume Too little, too late.
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>>31282 >"I don't like working hard" I wish a comet would just hit the fucking Earth, already.
>>31195 Me, again. Fourth Wednesday and I downloaded one comic. And it sucked. Peter David's Joe Fixit, with special guest star Spider-Man, since Wolverine was busy or something. Hey, did you guys ever want to see Kingpin flabberghasted by being thrown around by the Hulk? Me neither, but apparently Wilson Fisk suddenly lost 50 IQ points and decided that a grey-skinned guy who is as wide as he is tall would be someone to take on, head-to-head. Meanwhile, over at DC, Joker is "pregnant" and has a "baby" by throwing up a shit ton of dirt or something. Guess he and Clayface should have used protection.
>>31284 Anon theres too much wut there for words. Why do you torture yourself, and also me by proxy. Please for the love of God go grab some old stuff.
>>31284 Kingpin is strong as fuck. They say he doesn't have superpowers, but the things he is capable of lifting and crushing are absurd. Joe Fixit is less strong than Green Hulk. All that said, Peter David has always had an annoying style and been overrated. I trust that he's become worse in the current era, as almost everyone else has. I believe you that the issue sucks. But it's your fault for even bothering with modern Marvel.
>>31287 Thats what I said.
>>31287 >Kingpin is strong as fuck. For a normal, yes. >Joe Fixit is less strong than Green Hulk. Half a Hulk is still enough to fuck shit up without even trying.
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>>31284 >Meanwhile, over at DC, Joker is "pregnant" and has a "baby" by throwing up a shit ton of dirt or something. Guess he and Clayface should have used protection. <It's real https://twitter.com/TheresaCampagna/status/1610363700569059328 <For those questioning if this is true, this comes from Joker: the man who stopped laughing issue 4 out yesterday
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>>31295 >Direct Linking >Using Twitter
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>>31295 Will the baby shoot out of his dickhole? All jokes aside The Joker was portrayed as a woman once. But this here is why DC continues to be broke.
>>31295 >Why is manga dominating the western market?
>>30954 How many flick "verses" does DC have anyway? >>30992 Would you mind me asking for more? sounds like a fascinating story.
>>31300 3. The Snyderverse, the Joker verse, & The Batman verse.
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>>31295 It's apparently from a """""comedy""""" backup story that has no bearing on actual plot. Zatanna's the one who did it, not Clayface.
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>>31303 I don't care if this is non-canon or a throwaway backup story. I hate that it exists and hope the people responsible for it get AIDs.
>>31305 >I hope the people responsible for it get AIDs. So do they.
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>>31312 That psychotic faggot has got to have dirt on someone higher up.
Cartoon twitter faggots already are simping hard for a show doing the bare minimum of having visuals.
>>31314 Is the show even out?
>>31315 Not yet.
>>31314 The visuals don't even look that good, I don't know what twatter-nobody is talking about.
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>>31328 Didn't they JUST announce the series where they turned April into a nigger?
>>31333 Yes, but it was a massive flop. So they're doing a new series with Seth Rogen.
>>31333 That was a while back, anon. The most recent thing it got was a netflix movie. Still this won't be much better. It's Seth Rogen helming it.
>>31314 It looks like took Be Cool Scooby-Doo and Combined it with The Venture Bros to be honest. But the premise itself already deemed the show to be shit. Not to mention the race swapping and making Shaggy intelligent because he's black.
>>31334 >a new series with Seth Rogen. mfw >>31314 I love how Shigger always has a serious look on his face, because no proud black man would ever freak the fuck out in the face of a spoopy situation. Fuck, I just realized! He's based on FRYLOCK!
>>31340 I bet they paid Shigger more. Sad.
>>31314 >best looking >example pics are all ugly as sin, to the degree that it's clearly ugly on purpose, as so many modern things are >>31312 There is no reason to think DC movies are gonna get better anyway. Cancelling Batgirl was a good sign, but keeping black Superman over Cavill shows things are still fucked. So keep Miller. It will be hilarious. Normalfags are already somewhat aware of his antics, and they'll become more aware if he stars in this movie. It will bomb and the reaction will be funny. >>31298 That's an alternate universe. In comics, there are so many alternate universes, that interact with such regularity, that they are usually treated as separate characters. That's not THE Joker. That's an alternate universe counterpart. Barry Allen and Jay Garrick are both called "The Flash," but the stories never treat them as the same guy. Hell, even Kal-L and Kal-El are firmly treated as different people.
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>>31303 That last panel in pic 1 looked so familiar and then I saw the third pic and choked on my spit
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THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY
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>>31387 We wuz Kang 'n' sheeit.
>>31387 The fuck am I looking at?
>>30835 I.just find repulsive when the artstyle is literally Crayon Shin Chan. >>30897 He's the son of Spaniard republicans, funnily enough he got butthurt when his leftwing Mexican president cut the budget for filmmaking, bear in mind the government must supervise every piece of media, now Del Toro and Diego Luna are considered elitists by their own kind.
>>31394 That's an insult to Shin Chan.
>>31333 Speaking of raceswapping, it seems like it'll happen again. But since the voice actor is Siena Agudong, she'll either be full on asian, or half yellow half white.
>>31394 Dont you talk shit about shin-chan you son of a bitch.
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>>31394 >comparing bean mouth western trash to Shin-chan You have the soul of a nigger.
>>31387 At least he's not just a robotic face but that still isn't grotesque enough. While Kang is overdesigned, trying(?) to be faithful, & completely wrong because of the retarded casting all at once.
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>From 8chan's /co/ board
>>31300 It is, and also very VERY long. Because with all things. Where does one start? What can reasonably be called a begining? Pro wrestling in general is a very nerdy business, with kayfabe making most stories no more than that. Stories. The guys who actually got the truth and published it are few and far between. I suppose the best start is the sport itself. Most towns had some low scale wrestling matches. Local tough guys would finish a stint at the mines or the steel mill and head to an arena to beat the fuck out of each other. Every town had a local super tough guy. The fights were real and the techniques used are by and large not taught in America any longer though they did develop here. Catch as catch can is a good term to look up to discover more of this early period. Eventually an outsider would move into town and over a period of months gradually become talked into participating. He would wipe the floor with all the locals be renowned as the new local champion. Then a territorial champion would show up for the fight of the decade. And this new local boy would take a dive. (Exactly as he planned a year ago before coming to this town.) Everyone but the locals makes a hefty payday from gambling, and the "work" of the art of Pro Wrestling began. Territories werent very big and there was no single world champion. This continued as the "Territorial days" up until Vince Mcmahons dad died. And so Vince began an effort to modernize wrestling, and deliver it to heights previously unknown. In 30 years he would destroy the industry completely. to be continued cause I hate typing paragraphs.
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>>31284 Wednesday number 5, and there's nothing I want to waste data on... and I pay for unlimited data. I downloaded one new comic in 5 weeks, and it wasn't even a good one. Even when Antos was ruining things, there was still always one or two Marvel comics I'd yoink. DC is dead to me since they made Tim Drake a homo, and I think Marvel finally got broken. This might be the end. The only way to get me back as a customer would be to send DC back to pre Jew52 and Marvel back to...fuck, like the early to mid 2000s, I guess. And that will never happen.
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>>31420 >The only way to get me back as a customer "Reader." Obviously, I'm still not going to pay money for that shit.
>>31419 Thing about The Rock is - he is trying too hard to be the nu-Hulk Hogan of Hollywood. >>31420 Don't give up just yet. That's exactly what they want us to do so they can say that they've won.
>>31434 Yep, and cause hes brown Hollywood pushed the shit out of him. Meanwhile that nigger never had the balls to get in the rin with Hulk, Sting, or even Lex Luger. Pathetic.
<Trailer is finally out Why do I seem to get the impression that the series will be making Fred the most intelligent character in the show, but degrade him the entire time for it?
>>31440 >Freds a rich retarded oil digger who gets his cock called small every five seconds. But hey he owns le spoopy mansion with his magic white money. >Velma is a brilliant degenerate nigger with magic nigger powers. She knows everything. >Shaggy is also a nigger and lusts for Velma but cant compete with freds Big Black Checkbook. Its okay though because hes also a genius with a giant cock. >Daphne is... MIA >Scooby doo was deemed unimportant for a scoobydoo cartoon. "I mean do people even like dogs? Their Haram and unkosher you know" Wow it sucks. Who could have predicted this. >Shaggy
>>31420 New 52 wasn't even that bad. Rebirth was good. It was after that that things really went to shit. Marvel got really bad first, and should have been dead to you first. But I understand if you were more of a DC guy, and their transgressions hurt you more. I'm in the same boat. >>31434 >Don't give up just yet. That's exactly what they want us to do so they can say that they've won. We'll still remember the good times. And as the characters begin becoming public domain in the next few years, it is people like us that will beat them. Not just at comics, but at the characters that have kept them propped up for so long. So many of DC's characters in particular are becoming public domain soon, not to mention Marvel guys like Captain America, Namor, and The Human Torch (Jim Hammond). Once regular people who aren't crazy cultists have a chance to use the characters that have been propping up these companies, those companies will be toast. They'll have nothing left. Well, except the decades of autistic continuity that people autistic enough to want to use the characters will surely want to reference but not be able to. But that won't be enough to save the people that set out to destroy the characters.
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>>31442 >Marvel got really bad first, and should have been dead to you first. Hulk was actually very readable until they went in the "Hulk starship!" bullshit. I loved the Hulk-as-body-horror stuff a lot. The only thing I really hated about it was the Tranny-Sue doctor who kept pulling everyone's asses out of a sling and how Doc Sampson started macking on him.
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>>31441 Kahling's REALLY projecting with this series. Her defensiveness around whites, her need to put blacks in the friendzone, her hatred of real Asians (slants instead of poo-loos)... not a great look. I think she put more of herself into this than she meant to.
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Breaking news Nigger Shaggy gets cucked because Nigger Velma and Daphne are dykes no, I'm not subjecting myself to the show to make it in sound, I'm leeching a webm off cuckchan
>>31481 And you didnt grab the screenshot freeze frame of wtf that plant things doing before the kiss? Anon if your gonna steal from cuckchan then at least grab the pics that go with it.
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>>31482 I didn't see any screenshot in the thread where I grabbed it and if someone cared enough to want to examine it, they could just go to the start of the webm and pause. I prefer more pertinent stuff, like Daphne being a druggie. In exchange, I may as well post the apparent summary, most of which lines up with the >>31440 trailer: >Velma is Mindy Kaling >accused of murder >Must find out who did it >Hates Daphne because Daphne ditched her as a friend, because she fuckin sucks. >Mindy's mom disappeared a while ago. Overarching story. >Now Mindy gets hallucinations/panic attacks whenever she tries to solve mysteries. >Investigates murder. >Fred is a rich, white, sociopathic manchild. >Velma figures out Fred is the murderer!(?) >Another murder happens. >Velma's dad represents Fred in court. >Daphne is a drug dealer. Her lesbian cop mothers have a file on Velma's mom's disappearance. >Velma has to sell drugs with Daphne to get the file. >Weird romance >Velma figures out that Fred is so spoiled and incompetent that he he couldn't be the murderer. >Fred threatens the judge with a knife to prove he's not a baby man. >Fred goes to jail. >Daphne and Velma make out. >Shaggy is also there.
>>31483 Fuck.
>>31481 I wasn't expecting it but I'm not surprised. Why wasn't I expecting it? Because I wasn't thinking of this show at all.
>>31481 >>31483 Makes me glad I gave up on modern cartoons.
>>31490 Anon, where did you get that screencap?
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>>31491 Just twitter.
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>>31485 >I wasn't expecting it but I'm not surprised. I miss being surprised, to tell you the truth.
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>>31420 Went back to my DL source just in case I missed something and saw this cover. I'm not following the whole "X-MEN IS MY FANFICTION!" clusterfuck, but this caught my eye. The guy's name is "Synch" so I assume he can copy powers and decided he REALLY needed X-23's four hand-claws over Wolverine's six. Can someone explain to me how he's got adamantium claws instead of bone claws without saying "because Marvel writers are retarded"?
>>31497 Because Marvel writers are mentally challenged?
>>31497 I know X-23 is filucking a nigger in the recent comics so maybe this is there muttlet?
>>31485 It’s surprising that the nigger was the one who got cucked.
>>31490 This people secretly fantasize being gangraped by a bunch of neo-nazis?
>>31481 >>31483 >>31490 Remember, Velma's supposed to be like 15 in this show. These are young freshman highschoolers at least.
>>31483 Why would you even watch it? Why, anon?
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Okay, so I know this goes against everything we believe in, but I just watched the first three episodes of Koala Man and I... I actually laughed out loud a few times. It's actually quite good.
>>31524 Maybe you can stream it some time.
>>31524 Post some webms if you can
>>31524 >we Who is this we?
>>31523 >why would you even watch it? Not him, but by pirating garbage perverting things I loved so they don't get a cent, sometimes I achieve a zen state of rage and it helps me focus on other things better. Here, try it out: https://mega.nz/folder/HHpGVTKJ#1b755yV1NNK0ChPtIIMKjg
>>31334 That's even worse. Everything Rogen touches is trash. >>31442 >We'll still remember the good times. And as the characters begin becoming public domain in the next few years, it is people like us that will beat them. Not just at comics, but at the characters that have kept them propped up for so long. So many of DC's characters in particular are becoming public domain soon, not to mention Marvel guys like Captain America, Namor, and The Human Torch (Jim Hammond). Once regular people who aren't crazy cultists have a chance to use the characters that have been propping up these companies, those companies will be toast. They'll have nothing left. Well, except the decades of autistic continuity that people autistic enough to want to use the characters will surely want to reference but not be able to. But that won't be enough to save the people that set out to destroy the characters. Floodgates of public domain won't really open until mid 2030s. That's when Superman, Batman, and a bunch of others big heroes will enter the public domain. That leaves a lot of time for Disney or other corporations to try something. There are also limitation on what can be done with characters due to trademarks. I prefer something new and good to be made anyway. >>31483 Almost everyone seems to hate the show from what i have seen. IMDB rating is at 1.9, Rotten tomatoes audience scores is 7%, google reviews at 1.4. Even media does not bother running a defense for it. Social media platforms like twitter and Reddit do not try to paint people criticizing the show as racists like they did in the past to all other woke shows.
>>31532 Absolutely not. Giving up even 22 minutes of my life for that shit is too high a price.
>>31528 >>31529 The whole run is here. https://fmovies.ps/tv/watch-koala-man-online-92092 I'm just starting Episode 7: "Emu War 2." Seriously, guys, this is the first cartoon in awhile that's made me laugh this much. The hero's a plucky out of shape man going through a midlife crisis in his small Australian town. His wife's tolerating the whole thing because she loves and supports him, even if she's going crazy from his antics. The entire town has a love/hate relationship with their local superhero. Hugh Jackman plays the mayor, Big Greg. Jemaine Clement is Koala Man's nemesis, The Kookaburra. Guys, this stuff is GOOD. I'm damn near moved to tears by how much I'm enjoying it, and, so far, there's no woke that isn't being played for laughs. It wholesome at times, sick as hell at others.
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my manga is better than this dreck https://www.patreon.com/m/AllDarkUniversity/posts
>>31535 As an aussie, this is really what Aus is like. The casual swearing, the yellow bins for recycling and red for rubbish, the open school canteen. Even people putting bins out as soon as they see one person put it out. The humor is ehh for me but every facet of aussie life is here.
>>31537 Ep 4 has showbags! Incase you don't know, every year around the last 3 months of the year, the annual town show rolls into town. It'd be like a county fair in America. And the Showbags are a highlight, they really are a status symbol you shove in a kids face a school and if you don't get one it's a kid's first case of FOMO.
>>31535 >>31537 >G'day M8, a fuckin' true-blue Aussie CUNT 'ere. Struthe this fuckin' koala-bugger show is most fuckin' Aussie shit since vegemite on toast. Fuckin' oath cunt it makes me wanna put a shrimp on me barbie it's so fuckin' Aussie. Bloody cuntin' hell M8s.
>>31539 I know you're taking the piss but the show is accurate with someone who has lived in Aus.
>>31537 I'm happy for Cusack to get his own show, and while I'm not Australian, I still find it amusing. Also funny they got Hugh Jackman to voice a character in this. I've seen some of Cusack's previous stuff, like his Damo and Darren bit and his Rick and Morty parody. Koala Man has a much more homogenized look to it, more Family Guy and Rick and Morty style, so that Damo and Darren look like they have a completely different artstyle. Maybe they shouldn't have been included. Sometimes you get similar faces like the Poppy monster in ep 1, but no one seems to look like Damo and Darren. I'll finish the series, and do find it funny, but I wonder if Cusack had to change the artstyle to make it 'friendlier' if that makes sense.
>>31533 >Social media platforms like twitter and Reddit do not try to paint people criticizing the show as racists like they did in the past to all other woke shows. That's because it's not for kids/families.
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>>31535 >Big Greg >Not Big Lez
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Clone High art got leaked. https://archive.is/h75kF https://mike-collins-animation-artist.squarespace.com/propefx-design-clone-high-season-2/ Gandhi predictably gone. Check out who they replaced him with.
>>31569 Lame. Who did they replace him with? I can't tell.
>>31487 I haven't given up on them. Then again the only modern cartoons I care about are made in Asia or Europe.
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>>31569 >not replacing the cool brown guy with another cool brown guy We could've had moctezuma or pancho villa replace ghandi, mexicans are much more lax with their usage of cultural icons compared to streetshitters. There's even a story of his grave being dug up, you totally could've implemented it into the cloning story quite easily, seamlessly even considering all their graves were desecrated. https://www.theyucatantimes.com/2018/11/the-beheading-of-pancho-villa-92-years-of-mystery/ Also, who the fuck is that pink haired nigger?
>>31569 Shouldn’t it be clone wageslave at this point?
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>>31492 >>31490 >>31481 BEASTIALITY CONFIRMED! NO IM NOT JOKING ITS EXACTLY HOW IT LOOKS!
>>31577 It's not real. There's plenty bad enough about the show without making things up.
>>29575 >barefoot for some reason Cause female do it when going back home after getting railed so he has to do it, dont think that they do it cause of heels and since he has combat boots it doesnt matter. Consume and clap for product anon
Even Megatron wouldn't stand for that.
>>31490 Weird loss but ok
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>>31580 Gigi looks much different from "Scoobi." My theory is they're sisters.
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>>31569 Kuzco confirmed.
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>>31537 >The humor is ehh for me Well, yeah. It's not funny for the people IN the situation; it's hilarious to everyone else. If there was a sitcom/cartoon about about a Canadian who wishes he was dead because a Cuban dictator's homosexual bastard is ruining his country, you'd laugh your ass off. I would just think about taking too many pills.
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>>31420 Week six, and they've finally managed to do what even the Clone Saga couldn't manage: made me hate Spider-Man. I fucking loathe Ben Reilly. The Scarlet Spider is shit. The better anti-hero Spider-Man was Kaine, hands down (at least until "Hummingbird" showed up). Nothing worth downloading, nothing worth reading. I think they've finally achieved peak woke, and if Jewsney hadn't bought them and kept Marvel going as a fun little IP generator, Marvel would have corrected by now or gone fully broke.
>>31166 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK! Can't wait for it be full of gays, trannies ans nuch more and look even more like modern world. Honestly, I would like if they made the next avatar a bipolar psychopath or something due to harbouring vaatu too. >>31166
The Flash movie plot leaks were real. The villain really is just a bad future Barry.
>>31650 I see they're bringing back Michael Keaton's Batman.
>>31651 That was without a shadow of a doubt confirmed forever ago.
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>>31640 > I would like if they made the next avatar a bipolar psychopath or something They already did that version.
>>31640 Have you watched the original Avatar show? Did you ever see that very first scene where they introduce the main characters? It was SJW from the start. They're just bringing it along it's natural path.
>>31716 >It was SJW from the start. Yeah, but was good in spite of that. >They're just bringing it along it's natural path. That's the problem
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https://yewtu.be/R2n3Ikpg_dw This is more e-celeb related than anything, but it made me cringe with PAIN. Chris from OneyPlays had a GF named veronica who was BPD whore and he dumped her and never spoke to her again, but a submissive beta male from the cartoon critic community groveled over her feet and married her. This man is named LS Mark. The video in question is essentially Mark's friends warning him about how she was bad news and Little Slut Mark the Cuck ignored them and essentially gave the idea that she was doing nothing wrong, but the timeline of events shows she was a cheating emotionally manipulative predatory skank that is the epitome of damaged goods. Why do men brush off their friends concerns to tap some bluehaired mid 6/10 with floppy boobs and a toxic draining vampiric personality? It's so fucking pathetic, this man could do so much better yet he plugs his ears and allows himself to get cucked without an inkling of resistance. I used to watch this guy but seeing the doublestandard of not being able to hold people to the same standard as the media you bash leaves a lot to be desired.
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>>31751 >BPD whore I had one of my own in my past. They all need to be lined up against the wall and shot.
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>>31751 That's actually a very interesting vid.
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>>31751 Really kills his credibility if he can't even make a good judgement on women. I also never heard about Chris breaking up with Veronica.
>>31751 I'm honestly not surprised that LS Mark would go down a path like this. The guy never came off as particularly bright, such as with how overly defensive he gets when trannies are criticized. That aside, this whole situation is pretty sad. >>31759 Being brought into the world by one, I wound up learning firsthand how vile these kinds of people (if you can even call them that) can truly be at a young age.
>>31716 It was still watchable despite of that, ofcourse it is sjw. Also it was really minor and appeared in few of the episode, (all of which were on the first season) outside of that it was good. Also >>31717 >>31697 Holy shit you are right.
>>31751 Lmao Mark is getting cucked by the fat nigger sunny, dude is married yet lets fat albert stick his lousiana sausage in her slop hole. Yeah, Mark (not that one) is retching and vilifying the video on his twitter atm, he is a grade A cuck that won't break the buck, thus his wife will get fucked.
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>>31760 >that red text on black background.
>>31772 It's 100% likely she's fucking the fat nigger Sonny given her track record & closeness with him. Why are women? Why are cartoon youtubers just so prone to being pathetic freaks?
>>31776 >Why are women? I know this was a typo, but it truly is the core question at play here.
>>31751 The video is gone, archive?
>>31778 It's not a typo.
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>>31751 I wonder if his pilot will be in jeopardy. It's no Growing Around, but it seems like another family-friendly slice-of-life cartoon: https://archive.ph/FPqJO
>>31781 >>31788 Sad he wimped out like this.
>>31788 Here's a jewtube video as well https://yewtu.be/45ae5_A6Gyo >>31789 Why did he cuck out exactly?
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>>31794 https://archive.ph/M3D0P Archive for posterity
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>>31334 >Yes, but it was a massive flop. Can't imagine why.
>>31802 >It's another inserting gross fetishes into a children's show episode Why am I not surprised?
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>>31803 Would you also be not as shocked if I told you that the Rise crew got caught making underage yaoi porn? Almost all of it got wiped off the internet. It's not that well known because, surprise surprise, nobody watched Rise
>>31805 No one but freaks on twitter.
>>31806 I don't even mind that shit, what's fucking horrible is that they're proud of their sick shit instead of treating it as the shameful private urges they are.
>>31810 I mean that's a problem with modern society in general. No one has any shame anymore.
No more Justice League.... until they relaunch the comic line again because nothing sticks. Now the Titans are the superhero team of the DC mainline universe. Look upon these ugly uncanny heroes! Gaze upon Cyborg's metallic nipples! Brought to you by Tom Taylor. The man who made Nightwing a pride flag flying gaybait twink in San Francisco that has a three legged pitbull puppy because it's the owner not the breed you rightwing bigot! Exactly the sort of man I want in charge of my business! https://archive.md/w2nMv
>>31814 That looks like absolute dogshit
>>31822 >>31814 >None of the girls show any skin >Starfire looks like a nigger >They all look apathetic >Beastboys paws aren't even drawn >They all have the same face Like, you can see the amount of effort they put into this. Rob Liefelds end product was iffy, but goddamn did he put effort into it.
>>31814 Didn't DC once do a thing where Wonder Dog from the Superfriends mauled one of the Wonder Twins or something? I wonder if DC will survive long enough for us to see Nightwing's pitbull maul Tim Drake's boyfriend or some other stupid new character.
>>31839 That was in DC's 2000s edgy era. We'll never get something so mean spirited again. Especially not in the mainline comics where everyone's some kind of LGBT left leaning soap box standing freak.
>>31839 I know Krypto bit the throat of Mongul, because he’s a dog, but I don’t know about a wonder dog mauling the wonder twins.
>>31843 It wasn't the Wonder Twins but Marvin & Wendy from the Super Friends show. They adopt Wonderdog who turns out to be a hellhound sent by Ares to kill Wondergirl. He kills Marvin & cripples Wendy.
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>>31856 I always found Dr LIght (Arthur) such a weird character because writers don’t know what to do with him. He started in the silver age as a kind of serious threat to the justice league, later turned into a joke/gag character, later has a brief appearance in the 90s were he was a thread again and changed his design, later became a rapist and a really powerful villain that could fight the entirety of the teen titans, gets killed off, is rewrite in the Nu52 initially as a hero and latter becomes a villain (with no explanation) working for Deathstroke. Oh and there are also his cartoons appearances in Teen Titans 2003 and Teen Titans Go as a comic relief villain.
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>>31856 >"A perfect Earth doesn't need a Superman >mfw we currently have jews plotting to force us to live in cubicles and eat bugs
>>31843 >Krypto bit the throat of Mongul, because he’s a dog A good dog who did a bad thing.
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>>31787 It's lucky for Seth and a whole lotta other fags that I can't time travel, or I'd be running from year to year, punching all their pregnant mothers in the stomach. >>31769 >Being brought into the world by one, I wound up learning firsthand how vile these kinds of people (if you can even call them that) can truly be at a young age. My heart goes out to you, fren. BPDs are predators, pure and simple. >be me, a few years back >in therapy for a whole bunch of shit >mention the girlfriend I had decades ago >claimed her dad raped her as a baby >tried to force a guy to kiss her in front of me (he didn't want to, but she was trying to make me jealous; I wasn't but I WAS pissed with her for attempting that kind of bitch move) >cock tease in the highest >them tits, tho >anyway, describing three months of hell with this cunt and how it still affected me years later >shrink says "It sounds like she had Borderline Personality Disorder" >look it up >nailed it >few years later I'm with another therapist >tell her the last guy diagnosed Tits with BPD and that the relationship had really affected me because I had genuinely loved her but all she did was play sick games >psychologist is horrified >says something she's probably not allowed to say >"I won't take BPD patients, anymore. The last one I had would come here, tell me how much better she felt, and then call me the next day and scream at me about how I was trying to control her or something. Then she showed up for her next appointment like nothing had happened! I had cancelled her appointment because of her outburst, figuring that we were done. Instead she interrupted me with another patient in the slot because she was tired of waiting." There are more predatory human beings than we like to believe. Usually we think of serial killers and con-artists, but there are people out there who will floss their ass-cracks with other people's sanity and take great joy in ruining their lives. Pics related. She left a trail of ruined lovers and actually managed to gaslight a bunch of people into attacking a guy until he killed himself.
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>>31627 Week seven: still nothing worth reading.
>>31865 >There are more predatory human beings than we like to believe. Usually we think of serial killers and con-artists, but there are people out there who will floss their ass-cracks with other people's sanity and take great joy in ruining their lives. I've run into some of those people at the places I work. Where they think they're the most important person on the planet, and make it their personal goal to ruin YOUR day.
>>31814 >Starfire looks post-menopausal >Wonder Girl looks like a tranny Christ...
>>31863 Superman's a jewish invention. It's a perfect earth alright. Perfect for the jews.
>>31863 An Earth with no danger needs no Superman. An Earth with no freedom has no danger. But so long as people can imagine they will have a degree of freedom. So long as people are alive they will have imagination. But of course Superman is a fictional character. He is made of imagination, and he inspires more imagination. Not just all the superheroes that followed in his wake, but he inspires imagination of truth, justice, and The American Way, AKA freedom. But freedom is slavery. Superman and the things he represents and inspires must be eliminated to achieve true freedom. Life has pitfalls. Anti-Life will grant you protection. It will set you free from the very dangers from which Superman sets out to save you. Truly Anti-Life will set you free.
>>31877 But then why would the jews say in that very comic that that Earth, the Earth of the original Superman, isn't perfect? Wouldn't it be the most perfect, since it was closest to the two jews that created it? It's clearly the opposite. The original Superman represents Truth, Justice, and The American Way, and that later comic is saying his Earth, and by extension, its Superman, isn't so perfect, and the (then) current Earth is fine, despite its flaws. But note that then it turns around and does the opposite message as well, where the ascended-fanboy reader/author insert character becomes a villain and kills the original Superman. The message of Infinite Crisis is very confused. Or to put it more favorably, perhaps it is very nuanced. What it really is is about how perfect is the enemy of good. Kal-L's world wasn't perfect but it was good. The current world might be messed up, and Kal-El constantly tries to make it better, but going extreme and trying to make things "perfect" only makes things worse, as none of us (or them) are perfect, and we would only be putting our flaws into our "perfect" world, which is what Kal-L had to realize he was doing, and which is what Superboy-Prime (and Alexander Luthor, Jr.) continues to do.
>>31886 Because it's not our earth. Our's is the "perfect" earth for them. That's why we don't have a Superman. Duh. Now stop making me explain the joke.
>>31914 >>31915 fuck off niggerpill
>>31887 No, the bad guy from that story is Superboy-Prime a guy from our earth who thinks our earth was the best one. He is one of the biggest villains in the history of the DCU.
>>31924 You're legitimately autistic, anon.
>>31926 >You're legitimately autistic, anon.
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>>31885 >Truly Anti-Life will set you free. Yeah, well, you may be right, but I don't want my wife and kids to be traumatized, so I'm forced to run out the clock the long way.
>>31929 That doesn't excuse not understanding a basic joke.
>>31933 It almost certainly does.
>>31933 Of course it does
>>31941 >>31943 Quiet you.
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>>31933 >[autism[ doesn't excuse not understanding a basic joke.
>>31956 Perhaps the legitimately medically diagnosed autistic shouldn't be on the internet then.
>>31956 Let me guess, unironically Japan have a better "representation" and "empathy" towards people in the spectrum than woke shit
>>31959 Not really from my understanding. There were a couple of highly acclaimed manga about spectrum shit, but mental illnesses and autism aren't taken seriously as a whole in Japan. Autism correlates heavily with both being unable to conform and less of a willingness to if you can, which is liked even less in Asian countries than elsewhere, so I imagine it's more hellish to be autistic there. You can probably get quite a bit of sympathy from even non-pozzed fringe elements like otaku, provided you're not the annoying kind of autism.
>>31960 There is any comic character that portrait autism in a interesting way? Maybe Legion?
>>31959 Not officially but there's plenty of anime characters you could consider socially retarded who do great things.
>>31961 Reed Richards is self-diagnosed as autistic, and he's the smartest man in the world so he's probably right. But I don't buy it. He was way too much of a chad in earlier issues, at least all the way through the '60s. Peter Parker and Bruce Banner are more autistic than him, but they don't go around bragging about it.
>>31969 Bruce was traumatized. Peter was emotionally stunted being raised by his much older aunt & uncle while having a jerky attitude that pushed others away. Reed's more genuinely autistic being hyper fixated on his work & unable to behave like a well adjusted human most of the time.
>>31971 Yeah but he got a hot wife and is able to successfully lead a team including the chad Johnny Storm. That ain't autistic. Honestly Reed was an absolute massive chad himself until the '70s when Sue temporarily left him and took his kid. But that ain't autistic, that's just dealing with women.
>>31972 Sue's been seduced by Namor & T'Challa. I think she's just easy.
>>31973 Well yeah, but that type of woman isn't usually the type to go for autists, at least until she's old and used up and wants some betabux. But Reed got her when she was young. Very young, according to John Byrne.
>>31978 Like I said, very easy.
>Dark Flash is real >Zod coming back is real >Henry Cavill is fired & no Superman in the lineup The leaks were true. This was supposed to be their reboot attempt at the DC cinematic universe. After Black Adam bombed, they're keeping that idea but we know they'll scrap this universe entirely. James Gunn is supposed to announce plans for the movie universe today or tomorrow.
New movies announced. Reeves in it's own universe. The rest of it is a "reboot" building off of The Flash. So James Gunn learned fucking nothing.
>>31987 >>31999 >DC cinematic universe Why are they still trying to do this? Superhero fatigue is real and they're 15 years behind the MCU at this point. At least Universal had the good sense to cancel their Dark Universe bullshit after they failed to launch.
>>32002 Because they've wasted too much money not to try to recoup all their losses. DC & WB are not smart companies. Otherwise comics alone wouldn't be the crap-chute they are.
>>32005 Why not instead just try and make a solid stand alone Batman movie and hope it kicks off a series? Maybe do a stand alone Superman movie too. And since Shazam fuck you it's Captain Marvel and Joker did really well why not try to replicate those successes? As stand alone movies. Or in Joker's case as a side entry to the Batman series. Stop trying to recreate the Avengers model. That was lightning in a bottle. Even Marvel themselves can't replicate it at this point. In fact how many "cinematic universes" have actually ever been successful? As opposed to say sequel series or branching sequel series? It's basically 1. MCU, 2. , 3. , 4. __, etc.
>>32006 Because they're dumb. The Batman was a perfect chance to use it as a jumping off point for a new universe unconnected to the mistakes of the Snyderverse. It's a terribly convoluted thing to try & connect things otherwise. You don't need a reason why we're moving on to a new universe but Hollywood thinks we're stupid so they have to establish a connection though convoluted time travel. X-men did it too. Transformers is rumored to be doing it in the new movie & now DC is getting ready to do it through The Flash. Doing ANOTHER Flashpoint. It's not hard to make a cinematic universe. It's when they don't plan or do the very basic steps that these studios always fuck it up. Universal fucked up by making The Mummy an action movie vehicle for Tom Cruise instead of a horror movie or something campy like Brendan Fraser's The Mummy trilogy. So that killed their Dark Universe right away. DC is shooting themselves in the foot just overthinking things again. Fans of the characters just want the basics with simplicity because that works. But they keep trying to reinvent the wheel.
>>32006 >>Why not instead just try and make a solid stand alone Batman movie and hope it kicks off a series? At this point even a Legion of Doom movie would suck. Why? Because DC is no longer run by actual fans that know/have read the source material. DC is run by people that their put shitty fan-fictions and personal politics first. DC fucked themselves over by first kowtowing to and allying themselves with SJWs, and are rightly paying for it. Now, you have the same idiots out demanding a movie with a Harley and Ivy sex scene on top of other nonsense. Which request DC will happily grant. So fuck DC and Warner.
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>>31999 >So James Gunn learned fucking nothing. Can't wait until his favorite little they/them ends up killing a bunch of people at one of his cult's compounds. Seriously, fuck this faggot. I'm so sick of his horseshit. He's ugly, he's a shit actor, and he grooms children and young women. He's a danger to everyone who comes in contact with him, but every single fucking person in Hollywood appears to be ride or die for him. Gee, why would Hollywood protect a child molester while giving Cavil the boot, again? Oh, right.
>>32002 >Superhero fatigue is real Because "superhero fatigue" only began to kick in once all the movies started being shit, and even then they still make more money than almost anything. If only they could make a movie that wasn't shit, then they'd be back in the money. No, the real question is why they just keep making absurdly shitty movies. Part of the answer is that they've been taken over by a cult that not only prioritizes propagandizing over making a good film, and happens to hate this genre in particular because they see it as being made for boys. But that doesn't explain all of DC's shitty movies. Because yeah, Hollywood execs are out of touch, but some of this shit is just ridiculous. It wouldn't be hard for a reasonable person to replicate Marvel's success. You have a bunch of books that these movies are based on. You take the best ones and adapt them. You do one Superman, one Batman, one Wonder Woman, etc. and then after a while you do a Justice League. This isn't hard. They're just absolutely fucking retarded. And Marvel was at least un-retarded enough to get this simple formula, but then they got taken over by a cult that started making bad movies on purpose.
>>32012 I'll never not believe Ezra has dirt on people or being a jewish they/them freak of nature just really has that amount of pull in Hollywood. Nothing makes sense otherwise. Even Alec Baldwin & Jared Leto were completely dropped for crimes & incompetence but Ezra kidnaps people, holds them hostage, & breaks into homes to threaten people just to get get off scott free. It makes no sense!
>>32016 >once all the movies started being shit, and even then they still make more money than almost anything Is that why Black Adam, the suicide Squad, WW84, Birds of Prey, Black Panther, Thor, and Morbius all flopped? Pushing out a handful of multi-hundred million dollar films, only for one of them to "break even" (Batman for DC, Doctor Strange'' for Marvel), every year isn't what I'd call successful. <But, look at all the money they're making. Yes, money that they're receiving from countries that DON'T have superhero fatigue, like Africa, Argentina, Brazil, the Philippines, Thailand, and so on. Actually look at where the money is coming from, and a very clear picture soon arises. These films are not profitable. They have NEVER been profitable for the past few years. Everyone is tired of capeshit. YOU seem to be the only one who doesn't understand this.
>>32020 >Is that why Black Adam, the suicide Squad, WW84, Birds of Prey, Black Panther, Thor, and Morbius all flopped? Yes, it is. The movies started being shit so people stopped turning out for them. Also, a bunch of them came out when theaters were fucked, which was obviously a contributing factor to those ones. But mostly that the movies started all being shit and some of these were particular shit. Also Morbius could be the best movie in the world and nobody would see it because it's fucking Morbius, a character that has no business starring in a movie, especially an obviously greedy cash grab spinoff of a Spider-Man series that's been rebooted twice and never actually featured Morbius in any of the movies. Not to mention it's not like he's Venom. He's a character no casuals have ever heard of. Also, I said "they still make more money than almost anything." I didn't say they were good or successful. People have stopped turning out to movies as much in general. Because the trends I'm talking about aren't just about superhero movies. Though frankly superhero movies became so synonymous with hollywood that I can see the confusion. Hollywood went SJW and now nobody trusts that any of their movies are gonna be good, especially when the marketing is specifically bragging about how SJW it is. They're marketing to a tiny fraction of a percentage of the population. They shouldn't be surprised when they don't make the money they wanted to make. But unfortunately, even these shitty SJW superhero movies still make more money than most, even when they call the movies a bomb because they spent too high a budget on each and expected them to make the money of pre-SJW Avengers movies. I never said they're making a lot of money. I said they're making more money than almost anything. It's less than before, but all almost of Hollywood is feeling that. People aren't showing up to movies the same way due to a multitude of factors. They want to say it's due to streaming, but people also just aren't liking the movies even when they stream them. This is applying to all genres. What's the common thing to all genres? They all got taken over by cultists who are making the movies bad on purpose. Yet even with that capeshit is still near the top of the now aptly-named heap. Funny you mention third world shitholes. Places that don't speak english. Those places also prop up things like Transformers and the other action movies americans are more sick of. A large part of it is due to them not speaking English and thus not caring about things like plot or dialogue as much. Things that are more language-heavy aren't going to sell as well over there so dumb action is left with less competition. Of course this is all irrelevant because I never said the things were making a lot of money or that they were successful. I said they still make more money than almost anything. There's no point arguing against things I never said. You're not going to convince me I'm wrong for saying them because I never said them in the first place. Try arguing against the things I actually said instead of arguing against your own imagined strawmen. >Everyone is tired of capeshit. YOU seem to be the only one who doesn't understand this. The fact that you never actually addressed what I said speaks much more to how you have a personal autistic vendetta and are too stupid to actually argue against the points that refute your claims. If you feel the evidence backs you up, then refute the evidence I put forward. Quoting it and then arguing against claims that are different than the thing you quoted only highlights how stupid you are. Your claim could theoretically be correct, but as it stands, there is an argument against it, namely that other causes of lessened money are more probable given that this coincides with the movies getting taken over by SJWs and even the shitty movies still making relative high amounts in a weakened box office. Your refusal to address this, and your need to bold your Luciano-tier assertions which you're refusing to actually back up only makes you look stupid. And it's a shame. Because I wish you were right and you could be convincing. But if you refuse to actually address the points being made, you're never going to convince anybody.
>>32024 Reality proved you wrong because you said movies are still making money. He pointed out all this recent massive flops. Thereby showing superhero fatigue IS real. How do you not get that?
>>32020 You state in your own post other countries are paying for the movies. International profits are still profits anon.
>>32026 International profits don't mean anything if the movie's still don't profit with the worldwide total. The estimate of the way movies profit is through making 3 times the budget. Which usually the public known budget doesn't include advertising or other factors that add up the cost. Million dollar movies made on the regular are gonna need to more than triple their profits & that's just not happening with capeshit movies anymore.
>>32025 He's saying that despite making less money now, capeshit movies still make more money than pretty much anything else. Top Gun Maverick and Avatar 2 were the exception to this and might turn it around, but for now capeshit is still easy money. That's all he's saying, fucking read instead of trying to create pointless drama.
>>32028 Except that isn't what he said at all, you absolute raging retard. You're making things up to argue about. Again, only 2 to MAYBE 3 capeshit movies made money post endgame. Only because of nostalgia for Raimi's movies. Capeshit is not the cash cow you want to pretend it still is for some baffling reason.
>>32028>>32028 To be fair it's not pointless drama. Pretty much everything has been done with capeshit and it's about time they ceased operations. Because, they've clearly run out of ideas, and WB's constant rehashing of old IP shows this.
>>32032 Anime and manga are the next thing?
>>32034 Hollywood has tried for years to copy/"adapt" anime & manga to the west. They fail every time because they don't actually understand what people want. Instead just doing anything (((they))) want. They're continuing to do the same with One Piece this time.
>>32034 They've already did that. Why else was Pokemon, Digimom, and all that 4kids crap pushed as hard as it was. Then you had movies like Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within with an A-list voice cast. It's all been done before.
>>32037 I'm an idiot & clicked the wrong thread to reply to. I'll reiterate. Square did those Final Fantasy movies themselves. They're still chasing the western market today. That's why they made Forspoken & it's everything wrong with western writing & game design in one. Despite the two game directors being japanese.
>>32039 >I'm an idiot & clicked the wrong thread to reply to. As a person that heavily watched television and movies from child to adulthood, it honestly makes me think. From Princess Mononoke to whatever Sausage Party was they've about done it. But the thing is - Hollywood likes to milk franchises dry. They did it with Fast and the Furious, Transformers, and now capeshit. Though there's only so much that can be done latter, especially with the same characters over and over. Give Batman a thousand movies. How can you make each differ before they all start running the same? It's silly. >That's why they made Forspoken & it's everything wrong with western writing & game design in one. Despite the two game directors being japanese. The way I heard it, the game is a poor man's Never Ending Story without Falkor.
>>32055 Dunno why you quoted that first part but yes. It's not really comparable to Never Ending Story. That had creativity to it. Forspoken just really really generic honestly. It devolves into a third person zombie shooter but you can do parkour & throw your magic rocks at zombie animals.
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So that Proud Family reboot. I don't remember the series being this mean spirited or racial charged.
>>32119 Any porn of the chang triplesluts?
>>32122 None.
>>32119 dear god that's awful, admittedly I never watched the proud family when it originally aired
>>32128 It was okay. Did get heavy handed at times but not as bad as the revival. Like the Kwanza propaganda episode. Y'know, Kwanza, the made up holiday made by american blacks that has no actual basis in african traditions? They did a whole episode saying how wonderful it is & how great this homeless family is because they're closer than the Prouds.
>>32129 It's sad to be an american black and have no culture, legends nor stories at all besides what some (((white people))) create in fiction.
>>32133 There was Song of the South, which was an african tale with an american twist to it, but that movie has been shat on for years for being "racist". Which is funny since Disney has replaced Splash Mountain with a fucking salt dome. Which not only has zero fuck all to do with The Princess and the Frog movie, but it's even more racist due to the history of the actual salt dome the ride is based on.
>>32134 I thought Song of the South was a so called racist movie with whatever. Not that I ever watch it nor really care about it.
>>32129 >Y'know, Kwanza, the made up holiday made by american blacks that has no actual basis in african traditions? Kwanza wasn't even made by niggers. It was a holiday created by baizuo for the purposes giving them a "cultural festivity". Blacks celebrate it as much as Mexicans celebrate Cinco De Mayo. >>32134 >>32135 Song of the South is only "racist" in the fact that it depicts the Confederate South and no one having an issue with slavery being the norm. That's it. The actually plot of the movie is that MC's dad is off fighting in the Civil War, and the kid is looks around for a father figure, who he just happens to find in Uncle Remus, a former slave who spends his retirement telling friends and children stories about Brer Rabbit. The mother, of course, takes issue with this, not because he's a nigger mind you but, because she wants he son to become friends with the other aristocratic kids and doesn't want him "socializing" with the peasants (Because he also befriends a girl belonging to a poor family, and his mother also takes issue with this). There is NOTHING actually racist about Song of the South. In fact, the story is almost identical to 2015's Tthe Little Prince.
>>32137 >Blacks celebrate it as much as Mexicans celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Isn't the actual Mexican independence day sometime in October?
>>32144 That's the Día de la Hispanidad, and I'm not sure if that is celebrated in Latinamerica.
>>32137 Song of the South is set AFTER the civil war. The kid's father is legitimately going off on business. We just don't know what it is. All the black characters are FORMER slaves who just work on the property still.
>>32147 In that case, I was wrong, it's even LESS racist than I remember (Granted, it's been several years since I've seen it).
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>>32137 >There is NOTHING actually racist about Song of the South. Fucking this. It's a product of its time, but during that time it had black people in a starring role, creating a magical world for two lonely children. And that magical world was repurposed from African folktales of Anansi the Spider, so when the fucking pieces of shit who want it banned got it banned, they were shitting on probably the best animated record of their people's (assuming they weren't all white fucking liberals, that is) tales of cunning and heroism. Which would explain the cowardly, witless acts so prevalent these past few decades. Anyone here who hasn't watched it and wants to is advised to VPN up and go here: https://fmovies.ps/movie/watch-song-of-the-south-online-9631
So, I thought the new Aqua Team Force movie was still on the making, saw it and it's funny. Maybe pretty... neutral politically? even if they threw shit with gender neutrality and all that faggotry.
>>32029 >Except that isn't what he said at all That is exactly what he said, and everyone can just scroll up to read it. There is no point lying about it. It's right there for everyone to see. >Again, only 2 to MAYBE 3 capeshit movies made money post endgame. Only because of nostalgia for Raimi's movies. Relative to other hollywood movies, even the failures still made relatively large amounts of money. Again, this is something anyone can look up. It's very heartwarming to see them making less money than before, but Hollywood (or rather, theaters) in general taking a beating, and the extreme cultural momentum that has been built up, as well as probably other factors, have resulted in capeshit movies still making a lot of money relative to other hollywood movies. That's the claim, you know that's the claim, and everyone who can read can see that's the claim, because it's right there on the screen. >>32032 They have nearly 100 years of stories they could adapt. Most of the most beloved stories have never been adapted, or never been adapted well. There are reams of beloved fan favorites who have never been adapted or adapted well. Adaptation is the lazy jew's way of making a movie, but it served them well as they adapted capeshit movies en masse for nearly 20 years. Then they got taken over by a cult and started "subverting" them rather than adapting them. Then people started hating them. What a coincidence. Really gets the old noggin' joggin'. >>32036 Capeshit reached a point where hollywood people started taking it seriously enough to at least attempt to adapt it reasonably. Anime and manga never reached that point. Now that combined with the SJW shit is going to ensure we never get a good anime/manga adaptation out of Hollywood. And perhaps its best that way. Perhaps a big enough bomb will make them finally stop. But if they could fuck up Dragon Ball as bad as they did, by far the most famous anime in the English speaking world, with a movie so bad it made the author come out of retirement and revive the series, perhaps the most bafflingly bad non-sjw movie in the world, and it only took until now for them to dust themselves off and finally get to One Piece, then it's hard to imagine them ever giving up, at least until they go out of business.
>>32223 >capeshit movies still making a lot of money relative to other hollywood movies >>32020 <Yes, money that they're receiving from countries that DON'T have superhero fatigue, like Africa, Argentina, Brazil, the Philippines, Thailand, and so on.
>>32226 Exactly. Sales in international markets only don't mean they're making profits. Movies need at least triple their budgets to break even & make some profit. At least. Unless ALL markets are pouring in to watch them, these capeshit movies don't make money. Anon, for some reason, can't grasp this basic fact.
>>32226 No, the point remains regardless of if you mean domestic or international. Very few other movies are making any money either. The fact that this point isn't getting addressed shows this conversation isn't being had in good faith. >>32227 Profit is irrelevant to the point of if people are still watching these movies more than other contemporary movies. Indeed, the reason they're calling them "bombs" despite actually making a relatively high amount of money is because the budgets are so drastically inflated, but this conversation is about if people are watching or not. The amount of money they bring in reflects (albeit slightly indirectly) the amount of people who watch it. The budget does not. >Anon, for some reason, can't grasp this basic fact. No, Anon never argued against it in the first place. You're arguing against a strawman, which is weird since everyone can read the posts in question and see that the things you're arguing against aren't actually claims being made. You're not addressing the actual arguments being made.
>>32237 Yes it is. There is no argument. Capeshit movies don't make money any more. As in they DO NOT MAKE PROFITS anymore. Save for few exceptions. It's that simple. Making money = MAKING A PROFIT! Which capeshit movies do not anymore.
>>32223 >or adapted well. And that's the issue. Cult aside, they just don't want to hire people that eat, sleep, and breath the source material. Hollywood is shoved too far up its own rectum to do it. Hell, they could have even gotten a female body builder to play She-Hulk like they did for the 1978 series. But, nope. CGI.
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I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THING I RECOGNIZED! THANKS SUPERB OWL!!! Seriously, this is at least the third fucking time they've "adapted" Flashpoint.
>>32327 It's the perfect reboot plot.
>>32330 Except it's not because it's literally Flashpoint, but worse, & that wasn't even a good reboot lead in.
>>32327 >THANKS SUPERB OWL!!! Mah nigga
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>>32327 >"Ezra, we're going to have to fire you." >"Ha. No." >"What?" >"Sorry, Zazlav, but you remember that party at Epstein's back in 2017? I was wired for sound and video." >"Fuck. Okay, let me call James Gunn and tell him we've got a three movie deal." >"Five." >"Five." Fuck, I hate that guy. His stupid ugly Jimmy-Fallon's-retarded-younger-brother face, his shitty acting ability, his CULT, his "I'm LGBT so you can do anything!" attitude. I hope one of his cultists wises up and stabs him in the throat.
>>31751 >She assumed that LS Mark is mentally challenged for liking Sonic Did she look herself in the mirror lately? >>31768 Never knew Oney had a fucking girlfriend, I thought he's one of those guys taking seriously shitposting while finding women a waste of time.
>>32337 No fuck you & fuck Justin Roiland's anti-humor. The joke existed long long long before Solar Opposites or What We Do In The Shadows used it. >>32338 Something tells me if he doesn't get another deal in James Gunns universe then he's gonna go nuclear. Either letting out whatever he knows or absolutely going wild doing on drunken shenanigans again. >>32339 She showed up in videos a few times.
>>32341 I actually hope he does both ...... gets high on glue and goes ballistic using whatever he has to talk shit and be found the morning after, suicide with a bullet to the back of the head
>>32344 Best case scenario honestly.
>>32144 September 16th is Mexican independence day.
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>>32341 >No fuck you & fuck Justin Roiland's anti-humor. You... aren't my nigga?
>>32339 >supports BLM and his gay dads Why the fuck is that thing on the Chad side?
>>32348 No sir, I am not. You are a swine & a fool for your taste in animated comedies.
>>32349 Because it's some fag with USI trying to virtue signal, all I will say is that I know who Chris O'Neil is, I don't know who this nigger LARPing as Brock Samson's gay brother is.
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>>32357 But... but that's HURTFUL! How can you say such things to ME, your nigga!
>>32360 You have to be the realest with those closest to you.
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Disney Reportedly Permanently Bans Two Don Rosa Uncle Scrooge Stories https://archive.ph/jLxu5 https://archive.ph/eQXvY https://archive.ph/i1ByK I hope Yidsney crashes hard for being such fags
>>32364 >story about teaching kids the moral lesson that unbridled capitalism and exploitation of colonial Africa are bad >b-but it contains a black stereotype that's a no no
>>32361 That's tough but fair.
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>>32364 Those who hide the past doom others to repeat it. I can't wait until we repeat it
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Marvel took this Kang thing way too literally & yet somehow made it actually racist. Also M.O.D.O.K. looks horrendous in the wrong way.
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>>32381 Gentlemen, from the same group of hacks that gave us John Belushi's Flash, we now have George Costanza's MODOK.
>>32383 Great. Now I can't unsee it.
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>>32381 >Council of We Wuz Kangs
>>32388 Exactly.
>>32381 Modok looks just looks like someone scaled a normal human face up ten times without changing anything like skin texture, speed and motion of facial muscles, or trying to make it look good.
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>>32397 It's giving me Sharkboy and Lavagirl flashbacks.
>>32402 >It's giving me Sharkboy and Lavagirl flashbacks. Shark boy and lava girl has better special effects.
>>32381 wew. I always love it when progressive pandering ends up being comically racist. If they just left their left wing circle jerk every now and again this wouldn't be happening so often like it is now. >M.O.D.O.K. looks horrendous in the wrong way It really does look like one of those shitty face filter apps.
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>>32441 I don't disagree, but, nevertheless, that's the best comparison I can make.
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Another Wednesday, another painful round of books that aren't even worth downloading. Look at this shit. The kingdom of "Pendragon?" Arthur's mutt tomboy (and that equals lesbian, these days, don't forget) daughter? Holy shit I hate these people.

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>>32505 And look at this feminist wet dream.
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Almost forgot... they posted the entire run of Spider-Man: Dark Web so I decided to just skim through it and see if it was as bad as I thought it would be. Spoiler: It was. <tl;dr >Ben Reilly is still ass-hurt that he's a clone after 30 years >had his memory purged by the Beyond corporation because he was being too "great power, great responsibility" and that was getting in the way of profit >tries to force Peter to share his memories, again >Peter, much like Wonder Man 30 years ago in West Coast Avengers, declines because bad writing his "brother" had memories and thoughts that were taken without permission >Ben loses it and does a Joker, falling into a suspiciously open tub of goo that gives him more powers >Changes his name to "Chasm" for some fucking reason other than "all the good names were taken" >Meanwhile, it turns out that Goblin Queen has been brooding for 30 years because she gave birth to a son she never got a chance to raise because Scott Summers was a bit of a faggot when Jean Grey came back to life >Son got lost in the timestream, becoming Cable >Scott and Jean, in one of the weirder miniseries, got to raise him in borrowed bodies in the future >Goblin Queen wants those memories for herself >Ben wants memories, GQ wants memories >"Hey! I just got the wildest idea for a team-up!" >A shit ton of useless "Inferno rehash" books later (two of which are Mus Marvel books, for some fucking reason), Goblin Queen finds out that Jean was more than willing to share those memories and had no idea GQ wanted them >Because why would a mother want memories of her lost child, you ginger cunt? >Jean willingly shares the experiences mentally, and Goblin Queen says "Hey, Ben, good news! I got what I wanted and now it's time to call this whole thing off!" >Ben is not amused at typical woman behavior, and usurps her staff of authority over Limbo >Goblin Queen joins Spider-Man, the X-Men, and some teenage muslim bitch that everyone hates against the new Goblin King >Goblin Queen, who had been under attack like everyone else for two issues suddenly says "Hey, wait, I totes don't need that stick, yo" and the demons of Limbo suddenly bend the knee >Ben gets BTFO and imprisoned in a tiny pocket of Limbo >Peter asks Chasm if there's anything left of Ben in there >Maybe you should have thought of that back when he came looking for the missing pieces of himself, you badly-written Amazing Spider-Faggot? >thanks for wasting our time and potential money, Marvel writers. I hope you all get another case of monkey-pox Not mentioned because who the fuck cares?: A lobotomized Eddie Brock, Chasm's damaged girlfriend named Hallow's Eve (whose power is to turn into Universal Studios monsters for some fucking reason), Norman Osborn as the Gold Goblin, Brock's kid who's the current kinda-Venom, and Norman's grandson, Normie, who is the new Red Goblin because why the fuck not, amirite?
>>32513 >Because they are, you aren't in the 90s, its always some "gender" related shit instead of genuine interested in "boyish" hobbies. That was my point in its entirety, yes.
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>>32514 Comics are wild in the worst way possible. Compare it to manga who can do batshit off the walls crazy shit but it works. Probably because they're, usually, the result of one writer's vision. Consistent in their execution & serve a purpose other than just "we gotta shake up the status quo." Whereas everything here is the result of dozens of different writers, with different ideas, from different spheres of unrelated books, all coming together to create a hodgepodge mess of an event that no one wanted in the first place. All this done to Marvel's most popular & world recognized character. Even if you've never read a comic, which most people never have, you know Spider-man. This though? All this? It's just a confusing headache even, no especially, hardcore comic fans would hate.
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>>32521 There have been cases where western capeshit comics do wild stuff, even wilder stuff than anything discussed here, and it works out well. Sometimes even stuff by multiple authors. Or rather, the best ones are when one mega autist writer comes along with a wild story to tie together the previously disperate ideas of many different previous authors. Of course the difference between those stories and these stories is that these stories are current year SJW trash written by affirmative action hires and brainwashed pod people who no longer want to actually write good stories. Even in the off-chance they aren't out to deliberately ruin characters and series for the sake of their agenda, they almost never actually know the content anymore, and thus can't do the type of wild stuff that makes sense. Well that and they aren't actually talented or skilled in the first place, since they weren't hired for talent or skill in the first place, and the few old holdovers are just waiting out the clock while trying to avoid getting eaten alive by the piranhas that surround them now. All that said, Spider-Man has always been best solo and in limited team ups, not massive events. He can bumble his way into accidentally having to team up with every character in the Marvel universe on different occasions, he can work interacting with everyone from Conan the Barbarian to the Not Ready for Prime-Time Players, but he doesn't work as well when he's treated like an Avenger or whatever and interacts with everyone at once.
>>32528 I don't even mind Spider-man being given big hero stakes. It's just it needs to work for him firstly & actually give a shit about the history they insist we know while they refuse to respect or let progress past. None of this would be a problem if characters just stayed dead, aged, & didn't suddenly turn evil because of contrived convoluted reasons. There's too many cooks in the kitchen & none of them know what they're doing. Stop doing crossover comic events in general too.
>>32529 Agreed. I guess what I was referencing was that Spider-Man's "big hero stakes" work best when it's kept in perspective. I love when Spider-Man somehow gets roped into going to space with Silver Surfer or whatever, and ends up somehow helping to stop Galactus and other guys that should be way out of his class. But yeah, none of these people know what they're doing.
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>>32521 >It's just a confusing headache even, no especially, hardcore comic fans would hate. Can confirm. And that image hits the nail right on the head. Peter's morals mean he forgives everyone but himself, but forgiveness doesn't mean to keep inviting the vampire back into the house all the time.
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>>32522 Splinter looks like Chester Cheetah, Mikey looks like a rapist, Rocksteady is hydrocephalic, and Bebop looks like any ten campus feminists you'd care to name. Seth Rogen deserves the Boats.
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>>32505 >King Arthur's tomboy daughter As always, Japan did it better.
>>32592 >I doubt any women have this body and personality Women come in all shapes and sizes, so you're probably wrong about the body. You're most likely right about the personality, though.
>>32592 The body isn't anything special, anon. Literally just a slim woman with minor ab muscle. Now the personality is a yes & no. Daddy issues yes. Lovable tomboy no.
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur >Her family scoffs at the idea of an electrical lady stealing electricity. They dismiss her to continue blaming "the man" and "lizards" or some shit. That reaction would make sense in the real world, toward a regular child. This is a world with superpowered heroes and villains. They just mentioned the Avengers (to complain about whitey not coming down there to protect tha hood). But don't believe their genius daughter. Instead of shit writing, the writers could have simply not had her interrupt the adults to tell them what was really happening. >Gay dads for Hispanic girl. Meh. >One of the Hispanic girl's 9001 names she rattles off is Jewish. Meh. Why this specific combo again (Phineas and Ferb)? >SCREEEECH - we interrupt this episode to mention preferred pronouns. Ugh. A fucking "non-binary" computer that prefers "They/Them pronouns, please." "Just like <classmate>. She/Her for me." replies Moon Cricket. These characters are 12 to 13 years old. >Black hair is POWERFUL, it is our IDENTITY, episode. Ugh. You dislike their hair, they have a cry (Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur). You like their hair, they have a cry (Rise up, Sing Out). >Michelle Obama (in reference to looking good). lol >*Wakanda pose* "Black geniuses." lol >"TRANS IS BEAUTIFUL" sticker on athletic girl's thermos. Ugh. This isn't they/them freak from another episode. Think I'm done with this crap nigtoon. Too bad. I could have tolerated the negrolotry sundae if not for the tranny cherry on top. Shoutout to background characters: kilt faggot, sideshave dyke, hijab girl, wheelchair fat, hassidic jew, afrika lady, and all other mutants I missed or can't remember. Rest In Power: all little negroes Yidsney is trying to buckbreak with their new capital B black shows. *Wakanda pose*
>>32623 You forgot to take your meds, schizo-anon
>>32625 It's not schizo posting. It's our reality. Though he should post screenshots.
>>32627 Caught the episodes on TV. Had I planned to talk about it, would've downloaded them and taken screenshots/clips as I watched. After my disappointment it wasn't even deserving of my time downloading a generic image from the show to accompany my post.
>>32623 People get mad and cry unfair. But how can one not ridicule this crap. It's a joke in itself.
>>32623 >Moon Cricket Moon Cricket and White Debbil DiNOsaur. Perfect.
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>>32721 >Ayo Edebri as April O'Neil AYO
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Shocking I know but TMNT Mutant Mayhem looks awful.
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>>32770 How unexpected!
>>32770 They didn't just turn April into a nigger again but made her fat. Maybe Shredder should have deleted the turtle multiverse.
>>32770 Hey, remember when TMNT used to be like this?
>>32770 So, ever since that shitty cartoon where April was black, that means that April will never not be black now forever. We'll never get redheaded white April again. Gradually, I began to hate them...
>>32776 This is gonna apply to every character. Rise was a commercial failure though so this movie needs to fail as well for it to go away.
>>32770 And now April is trending on twitter and people are gaslighting and saying that April was originally black fortunately this old blog post exists. https://archive.ph/P6vqn
>>32770 I kinda like the claymation style but oh my god just fuck off with the low-brow frame rates.
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>>32776 >Gradually, I began to hate them... Young Rippa did a vid where he explains the whole "April is black" thing and it makes perfect sense. At some point in the original run, April got a perm, which was the style at the time for women in the 80s, when the original comics came out. Every stupid millennial and zoomer faggot on Earth decided that April was actually Ape-ril because they were ignorant of the perm trend. To compound the problem, they racelifted Baxter Stockman from black to white for the 80s cartoon, so these fucking idiots just assumed that April's proud nubian heritage had ALSO been stolen by the Man. Never mind the fact that making Baxter white was to AVOID the "problematic" issue that the bad guys would have been all non-whites while the turtles were "coded" as honkies with their voices and tastes in pop culture and food. To further confuse matters, April was named for a black woman, but not physically based on her. April is, was, and always has been a ginger, but trust that fat fuck Rogen to not only buy the lie, but also make her a lard-ass like him.
>>32788 Despite their different views on the character, just going by how she was portrayed in the comic, it's pretty obvious that both Peter and Kevin did see April as a beautiful fair skinned woman. So the idea of her always being black is complete bullshit. As for Baxter being white in the 87 cartoon, I think that was more of the case of both Peter and Kevin being pretty lax when it came to how their characters are racially depicted.
>>32784 It's not claymation styled. It's just immature & sketchy.
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>>32807 >Despite their different views on the character Which is funny, considering Kevin himself agrees that April's white, since there's no rebuttal to Peter's statement within Eastman's Artobiography.
>>32825 It truly boggles the mind how there's no room for debate on any of this yet somehow twitter freaks have deluded themselves into believing completely unsubstantiated claims. They actively ignore reality.
>>32831 >It truly boggles the mind how there's no room for debate on any of this That's because, according to them, they have the secret esoteric knowledge of how the world "really" works, and you don't (Otherwise you'd be on their side), therefore you needs to "humble" yourself before them and accept everything that they say because they are better than you since you lack a soul.
>>32833 Clearly they're the good guys.
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>>32831 Ideology suppresses all, plus they get those sweet ESG points for free revenue.
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