Almost forgot... they posted the entire run of Spider-Man: Dark Web so I decided to just skim through it and see if it was as bad as I thought it would be. Spoiler: It was.
<tl;dr
>Ben Reilly is still ass-hurt that he's a clone after 30 years
>had his memory purged by the Beyond corporation because he was being too "great power, great responsibility" and that was getting in the way of profit
>tries to force Peter to share his memories, again
>Peter, much like Wonder Man 30 years ago in West Coast Avengers, declines because bad writing his "brother" had memories and thoughts that were taken without permission
>Ben loses it and does a Joker, falling into a suspiciously open tub of goo that gives him more powers
>Changes his name to "Chasm" for some fucking reason other than "all the good names were taken"
>Meanwhile, it turns out that Goblin Queen has been brooding for 30 years because she gave birth to a son she never got a chance to raise because Scott Summers was a bit of a faggot when Jean Grey came back to life
>Son got lost in the timestream, becoming Cable
>Scott and Jean, in one of the weirder miniseries, got to raise him in borrowed bodies in the future
>Goblin Queen wants those memories for herself
>Ben wants memories, GQ wants memories
>"Hey! I just got the wildest idea for a team-up!"
>A shit ton of useless "Inferno rehash" books later (two of which are Mus Marvel books, for some fucking reason), Goblin Queen finds out that Jean was more than willing to share those memories and had no idea GQ wanted them
>Because why would a mother want memories of her lost child, you ginger cunt?
>Jean willingly shares the experiences mentally, and Goblin Queen says "Hey, Ben, good news! I got what I wanted and now it's time to call this whole thing off!"
>Ben is not amused at typical woman behavior, and usurps her staff of authority over Limbo
>Goblin Queen joins Spider-Man, the X-Men, and some teenage muslim bitch that everyone hates against the new Goblin King
>Goblin Queen, who had been under attack like everyone else for two issues suddenly says "Hey, wait, I totes don't need that stick, yo" and the demons of Limbo suddenly bend the knee
>Ben gets BTFO and imprisoned in a tiny pocket of Limbo
>Peter asks Chasm if there's anything left of Ben in there
>Maybe you should have thought of that back when he came looking for the missing pieces of himself, you badly-written Amazing Spider-Faggot?
>thanks for wasting our time and potential money, Marvel writers. I hope you all get another case of monkey-pox
Not mentioned because who the fuck cares?: A lobotomized Eddie Brock, Chasm's damaged girlfriend named Hallow's Eve (whose power is to turn into Universal Studios monsters for some fucking reason), Norman Osborn as the Gold Goblin, Brock's kid who's the current kinda-Venom, and Norman's grandson, Normie, who is the new Red Goblin because why the fuck not, amirite?