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Spermageddon Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 11:19:37 No. 50305
Has anyone here seen this movie? I'm curious what /co/ thinks of it.
>>50305 Looks like a bad adult movie. And not even the fappable kind
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>>50305 Holy shit it's real...
>>50305 Yeah, saw it in the cinema like a month or something ago. It was better than expected, I went because I assumed it would be like Sausage Party, which I liked at first but found unwatchable when attempting to rewatch at home. Also I think Cumilla is really cute.
>>50305 Is there a link or something?
Wait this is a real film? Not AI slop?
>>50350 Sad, but it's true.
>>50343 I can't find this movie anywhere. Still waiting for it to pop up on sites like kimcartoon.
>>50343 >>50410 I don't think it has been released on streaming or home video yet.
>>50305 The Norwegian Sausage Party
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>>50305 >Protagonist is an oil driller >Sex jokes because that's the only kind of humor you're allowed to show at a mature audience >GrubAHub artstyle The only meta joke I see, is making the audience get blueballed. >>50309 The only thing missing was the subtle poz and you got yourself a million dollar fund.
There's not a lot of cartoon about sperm, are they?
Does anyone know how this movie ends?
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>>50305 So uh... Why are there girl sperm?
>>50950 The sex of the baby is determined by the individual sperm that reaches the egg. Boy sperm produce boys and girl sperm produce girls.
>>50961 That's not how that works. We all start as female in the womb as fetuses before we develop fully.
>>50964 You still have the XY chromosome you fucking idiot.
>>51165 You have XX chromosomes too. There is no set male sperm. It's random.
>>51165 There's no need to be rude.
>>51171 Dumbass, the egg cell provides an X chromosome to the fetus, and the sperm either contributes an X or Y chromosome. There isn't a single cell in the male body that has XX chromosomes.
>>51215 Your sperm contains both combinations. This is a basic fact. The point is no sperm is set as male or female sperm. That would be impossible.
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>it's fucking real absolute fuck
>>50305 Any links to the full movie yet? It's been a few months already.
>>51224 Gametes are haploid. They only contain a single copy of each chromosome, while a normal human has two. Each egg has one X chromosome (women are XX, so their gametes can only contain X), while sperm can contain either an X or a Y (men are XY, so each gamete gets one). Sperm which contain a Y can combine with an egg to produce an XY human, while sperm which contain an X can combine with an egg to produce an XX human. As such, it would be accurate to describe Y-containing sperm as "boy sperm" since that's what they produce, and X-containing sperm as "girl sperm" since that's what they produce. Obviously, the sperm aren't themselves little people with sex traits. They also don't have eyes, hair, or clothing.
The movie barely passed a million dollars at the box office. The odds of anyone here seeing it is slim.
>>50305 >Country of origin <Norway >Language <Norwegian That explains a lot. What's with Norway wanting to show the world just how pozzed they are?
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>>52101 In this case: They're flexing how mature they are when they're not regurgitating retarded propaganda from their socials.
>Thought it was AI >It's real What in the absolute fuck
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>Jens, a 16-year-old boy, goes on a camping trip with his friends to a cabin. One of the girls is Lisa, Jens’ crush from the previous summer who moved after her father got a job in Oslo. During a game of Truth or Dare, Jens is dared to kiss Lisa and afterwards the two have sex for the first time. Inside Jens’ testicles lives a society of sperm cells. A young sperm cell named Simen Sprut is ostracised due to not having any interest in taking part in the race to the egg. His only friend Cumilla however, tries to get him to take an interest. Meanwhile Jizzmo, an entrepreneur sperm cell, creates an armoured suit called the Ejaculator 9000 which allows him to fight through anything that will prevent him from getting to the egg, including killing other sperm which he demonstrates by brutally killing a worker. >During Jens’ first ejaculation, Jizzmo cuts open the condom which allows him and other sperm cells to enter Lisa’s vagina. Simen upsets Cumilla when he holds her back from entering Jens’ urethra. Meanwhile, Jens and Lisa have sex again. However, due to Jens being tired from the previous intercourse ends up penetrating Lisa’s anus. This time, Simen and Cumilla, along with their teacher Professor Saltsmak and classmate Etterskvett (Aftersquirt) enter the urethra but unfortunately end up in Lisa’s rectum. There, they meet an e-coli who guides them to Lisa’s system where they travel through her bladder and manage to swing on her pubic hairs into her vagina while she is urinating. However, Etterskvett ends up falling to his death. >Lisa applies spermicide which kills many of the sperm inside her uterus, including Saltsmak. Meanwhile, a trio of gangster sperms led by Egon Olsæd who are on a mission to enter the egg and become triplets try to get the spermicide to kill Jizzmo but he escapes and instead kills Egon’s friends Benner’n and Bjell. Jizzmo then tries to kill the other sperm cells but is stopped by Egon who causes Jizzmo’s suit to self-destruct, sacrificing himself, killing the spermicide and allowing the other sperm cells, including Simen and Cumilla to swim to the egg. >Jens and Lisa go on a walk and Lisa expresses her frustration to Jens for not being able to have an orgasm from when they’ve had sex. The two have sex against a tree and as soon as Lisa ejaculates, a beehive falls on Jens’ pelvis who ejaculates in it. The bees chase Jens along with Lisa and the two end up falling down a hill. In Lisa’s uterus, the turbulence causes the egg to bounce around, killing the other sperm cells and leaving only Simen and Cumilla. However, a still-living Jizzmo attacks them and is finally killed when he bites off Cumilla’s tail and is crushed by the egg. Simen and Cumilla enter the egg together. >Six weeks later, Jens and Lisa go to a clinic to get an abortion pill where the gynaecologist explains through song that they should take time to plan for a family if that’s what they want. The film ends with Jens suggesting a movie marathon with Lisa as the abortion pill will take two days to work.
>>53638 >Oslo >Fucking Norway That explains it, they've been trying to outdo Sweden in the cuck department as of recently, their government funded that Dustborn game with taxpayer kroner, after all.
Why does it feel like Nordcucks have this pathological need to out libtard Americans? Especially given their extremely low quality output
>>53638 I think I just want to see the sperm death scenes.
>>53607 I want the two minutes of my life back
>>50305 I await Spermageddon X Sausage Party crossover movie to confirm that this is, in fact, Hell and not Earth as we've been lead to believe.
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>>53638 >When they confirmed their names are basically semen puns <IT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT
>>54511 Why do they both have the Innsmouth look?
>>53638 Grim
>>53638 >and then one day, for no particular reason...


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