Shill

Wowie Zowie, thanks for the thread anon!

>>12805 You can thank me by answering the TQ!

>>12802 >>12803 This image actually makes me want to do breedies... Too bad I don't have a /c/ for that, lol.

>>12807 >Doesn't have a pink >At all Really?

>>12806 I love fat grabbable nipples!! Jumping up and yanking on them like handlebars!!

>>12802 >>TQ: What's a kink you wish you got to play with more? Feels like a long list TBH. Sex toys, extreme insertions, big pregnancies, lactation, nipplefucking, mutual body worship, temperature play, though most of all I would like to sub/bottom a little more often. Picky bottom though so that's not likely to happen.

>TQ Breeding WITH pregnancy WITH birth WITH aftercare

>>12813 B*gbaiting nipples

>>12813 The skintight suit is so hotto too...

>>12809 I have pinks. I just don't have a hag pink.

>>12816 1. Make one 2. Even non-hag pinks can get preg

>>12816 Pregnancy is HOW pinks become hags.

>>12806 Okie Dokie! I want to train people into loving/hating certain things u_u Like raping them while forcing them to smell their girlfriend's perfume so they'll feel uneasy whenever she's around! ^_^ Or jilling them while I make them say they're useless and don't deserve to live! That kind of thing! -3-

What the hell happened, both /flg/s are dead as all hell

>>12821 FLG is always slower on the weekends and it's and it's late for an american centric thread.

>>12822 Not this slow! There have been like 60 messages in the past two hours total, across both flgs. Only 36 from half chan too

>Cuck profile wants me to steal away their partner (another profile that's clearly just them) I can't believe this is the second time someone has approached me with this

>>12824 F-list cucks are cwazy, very desperate people

>>12817 >>12818 But I don't like pregnancy or breeding. >>12821 Just a slow spell, methinks.

>>12826 HUH????? Anon, what did you mean by >This image actually makes me want to do breedies...

>>12824 >>12825 And they're also all shit.

>>12828 TRVKE They made me understand the "No sniping" custom Nos

>>12829 It really is uncomfortable.

>>12830 They also just fucking suck u_u Too fickle. I can enjoy a cuck if I get to bully them, but always always always they turn around at some point and want actual affection when I'm trying to tease them. Die! I don't want to switch up our dynamic because you came too early

>>12803 Shilling my Nejire profile. Since uhhhh... I put effort into it. https://www.f-list.net/c/cutest%20nejire%20hado/ Also, you can look at the other listed profiles. I will be online only on Nejire and Gema (for now) tho. TQ: Anal training. As a dom, I get to do it a lot since most of the subs want it. Tho as a sub I either get directly fucked or ass ignored... TQ: For a more weird one, fucking robots (or have my robot OC get fucked) until they bluescreen.

>>12832 Post robot NOW

>>12832 I recognize this /slop/

>>12827 Yeah, it made me want to do it for once, because it was hot. I do not do pregnancy or breedies for several reasons.

>>12803 >>12833 Shilling my robot ig... (more like a cyborg but... you can remove the head and use it as an onahole, so don't complain and enjoy it). https://www.f-list.net/c/Suzuki%20Akane >>12834 Such a based individual... Hi there! Didn't expect someone from /slop/ to lurk here lol.

>>12836 Also, I just realized I could just say "you can look at it on my profile" instead of needing to shill again... Sorry for that.

>>12836 Lurk is a strong word but I have used the thread once or twice.

>>12835 Don't post that little stud while saying something so cringe u_u

>>12838 I usually go around there a lot. You can easily guess who I am by the gens use.

>>12836 Already got her bookied actually. I'll remember that when I approach!

>>12840 I mean, you're easy to tell apart from the Nejire obsession alone Even when I heard of Nejire in the last thread I thought "huh wouldn't it be funny if it was Nejireanon"

>>12839 W-What are you going to d-do about it, A-Anon?

>>12843 Suck her cock and force her to put babies in my womb.

>>12835 literally built for having a kneeslapping BHC (big hebe cock)

>>12841 I hope you mean the onahole head thing... >>12842 >now everytime this anon sees Nejire he remembers me This praiseslut kink is going crazy rn.

>>12846 >The El Doro I should slop some dororo at some point now that I think about it I should slop qingyi now that I think about it

>>12846 Oh, I meant the bluescreening part ...Because skullfucking her like that was always the plan, duh!

>>12848 Being completely honest, I open f-chat just to see if someone sent a PM in that character now. Because writing that bluecreening thing was... Something I didn't plan, but something I'm had I thought of.

>>12844 stop making me jealous of izoomie wtf....

>>12849 I COULD approach right now... Out of curiosity would you be more into being bullied by a criminal that jury rigged or stole a control remote for her or a buddy cop/partner that treats her like the walking fleshlight she is?

>TQ Facesitting. And shefagging.

>>12851 Both sound equally as hot.

>>12853 Well I can only approach on one profile! The criminal would probably be a furple if that makes any difference.

>>12854 Can I ask what is a furple...?

>>12855 Furry purple Furple.

>>12852 shill

>>12856 Oh lol... Well lets start with the criminal, I'm in the mood for it.

Sex with Khajiit furples.

>>12844 >>12845 I-I don't like this... I don't have one of those... This isn't f-fun any more... I'm going to tell Miss Rina.

>>12860 Miss Rina will literally have sloppy baby making sex midair with her the moment she finds out Corin has a cock

>>12860 Call Rina all you want. It won't unsuck that cervix wrecker you call a cock.

>>12859 This, but pink. And specifically Alfiq Khajiit

>>12861 ...Okay, now I'm sold on the cock.

>>12863 Shane Dawson-sama, it's a honor to see you on /erp/. >picrel is what TRUE COMPANIONS OF SKYRIM actually believe

>>12864 I'm disappointed by how much everyone forgets she FLOATS CONSTANTLY. She is literally supposed to be ghost-ish and surprise appears behind people u_u She would absolutely scoop her partner into the air... and let them keep thrusting by having her gay banboos support their feet.

>>12866 It's time for bed, miss doll

>>12865 *is breton* *exists* *mogs the entire nord population*

>>12868 I lose to this btw

>>12866 >Bangboos supporting (I assume) Corin's feet Based. And yeah, Rina floating around is a big detail. Floaty sex sounds fun. Also also, >Bangboos jeering and making mocking commentary while they watch.

>>12867 I-I'm already in bed... Also whatever she's doing with her hands. I like it. A little ghoul-ish

>>12865 Talos is a Breton CHAD

>>12862 Fascinating. Someone else has taken up the deathnote posting.

>>12871 Her personality is really really cute. i wish she wasn't trapped in a gacha so I could experience it! I want her to silently float behind Corin and surprise rape her. (Her bangboos jump out and jeer at Corin for being so easy to sneak up on)

>>12872 Talos is a fake god and I hate him so much it's unreal.

>>12803 https://www.f-list.net/c/fighting%20wyerframez Hmm, today I think I will work on my profiles (clueless) How much of a hub profile's gimmick would you interact with/tolerate if it actually tried gating characters behind "unlocks" like doing particular things in a scene first? Or maybe even went as far as doing it to scene settings and kinks...

>>12874 You're not missing much. I did play it and there's almost nothing... she's just motherly and a very competent c-c-ca-- maid. Very nice and airy/soft voice too. Unsurprisingly, her and Corin would make a cute pairing. Soothing words trying to calm the constantly worrying mess as she wrings the stress out of her -not helped by bangboos calling her a quickshot and pointing out how ridiculous a dick looks on Corin.

>>12875 You on the left btw

>>12871 From what I read on the wiki, all of the Victorian characters are based on certain horror movie archetypes. Rina is supposedly inspired by ghosts, which is why she can float, and her bangboos are meant to be like possessed dolls. That could be why she keeps her hands out like that. I also like to imagine that's how she controls her bangboos. >>12877 >-not helped by bangboos calling her a quickshot and pointing out how ridiculous a dick looks on Corin. TFW I'm going something like this right now...minus the dick.

>>12878 It's true, I'm the Dunmer on the left and I lost to BRETONDADDY and his DIVINE SPEAR (he will return and spears will be a skill in TES VI again)

Me and who?

>>12881 *raises hand*

>>12881 make the pink on the right cute and funnier

>>12881 Imagine her ribs cracking with every thrust...

>>12881 God, jesus. The bulging, the strong hip trusts, the cut-in... Wow. Another new legendary oral sex relic. Throat sex is so fucking hot, god fucking damn. Just imagine if it had the throatpie too. With her hilting that whole thing in there with a single strong thrust and the sleeve's belly growing with each cock throb visible through the neck bulge. Super too good...

>>12884 They're beyond fucking cracked with that kind of sternum-busting bulge.

>>12886 They don't even crack anymore... the shattered bone fragments are just grinding against each other and shredding the rest of her body open, helping the cock turn her body from a tidy and organized human being into a mangled pile of broken organs!

>>12877 I like the motherly and very reserved manner of speaking a lot! I honestly was half interested just because I want to have more examples of that to pull from when writing. It's a character type I want to write more, but have never really gotten around to much (i used to only play tantruming brats)

>>12881 this artist so based

>>12887 Her sternum has been punched out at this point, the cartilage connecting it to the rest of the ribs has been obliterated. That skin can only stretch so many times before it starts to tear, and the bone fragments, nothing more than shrapnel at this point, will rip through the skin elsewhere. The ribs will be unfurling, attempting to become a mockery of wings but the only thing flying away will be her jaw as it finally tears off and her soul as it departs this realm.

Do we have to wait for TES VI for Elder Scrolls roleplayers, bros?

>>12881 I want to be that who... If I can ask to be facefucked.

>>12882 >>12892 And you are?

>>12890 So so so so based.... I'm stealing this next time I do hyper throatfuckies.

>>12894 post /c/

More people should have oral focus in Fave

>>12895 https://www.f-list.net/c/i%20hate%20my%20giant%20cock/

>>12897 ew

>>12893 Yes maam...

>>12897 Love it. You will be around f-chat any time soon? Just to check with which character I should send a message.

>>12896 We need a mega faves column that only fits a single kink so I can put oral in it.

>>12881 Usually I'm not super into hyper with oral, but this isn't too bad...

>>12900 I'm on right now, but going to bed in about an hour, so if you're on soon we can talk!

>>12894 >GHC holding guro seminars for other anons Deebly goncerned

>>12901 I really wish F-List would steal Litphoria's good ideas of a "Mandatory" column that is limited to only a few kinks. Also steal the idea of adding "giving" and "receiving" to every kink as a toggle instead of making them separate.

>>12905 Can't you just load most of your kinks into the yes column and a select few into favourite column if that's what you want?

>>12905 I see people kind of do this by listing the same kink multiple times with customs. It gets the same idea across, and people who don't want to do that are a lot less likely to message you.

>>12906 I just add a separate "Mandatory" or Fave+ group for defaults or one of those invisible pretty kink ones for customs desu

>>12903 I will probably be around an hour or so. Already bookmarked so I can see when you are online tho, Good night.

>>12906 >>12907 That doesn't help with looking at other people's profiles. You've gotta think BIG PICTURE.

>>12910 The big picture loses to thinking about cuckies and pithuffing, sorry...

>>12901 does power have dickstink

>>12912 >Loads thick enough to clog the toilet >Hates cleaning She doesn't have dickstink. She has cock stench.

>>12912 Another episode of the classic "anon asks question while already knowing the answer"

>>12914 How hard will she shit as I fuck her?

>>12911 >Cuckies and pithuffing Based! So fucking based...

>>12915 It's gonna feel like your dick is the plumber trying to unclog the sole public toilet at an all-you-can-eat restaurant in India after closing hours

>>12916 Sex with 7 foot tall horse women (purple)

>>12918 8*

>>12919 i will settle with eight I GUESS

>>12919 9* (Her cock is so heavy it leaves bruises when it flops against your tummy)

>>12921 Yep, that's going in my pink's throat

>>12921 My pink tanks this.

>>12803 https://www.f-list.net/c/spellwright hi chat did you know that the ALMSIVI murdered our saint nerevar in cold blood and azura cursed the chimer with ashen skin and blood red eyes so every time they saw their subjects they saw azura TQ: lactation

I'm turning into such a size differences (1-3 feet) fag. Time to up the height on my purple again...

>>12925 1-3 is based territory. Macro is cringe territory.

I hate going on looking since I either get no approaches or get a swarm of retards and have to spend all my time turning them down and dealing with "but why?" Or "I have another profile" or a dozen other excuses/pleading moments.

One of my partners is radio silent normally, but hounds me the second I'm in a scene with anyone else Why'd my unicorn have to into meta NTR

>>12927 fun fact: you choose how much effort to put into an interaction, not your partner. Just stop responding the moment you don't feel like it anymore.

>>12925 mega based

i never use any status other than online or busy. if im there, im there. dont miss your shot.

>>12931 JUST INCLUDE LOOKING PLEASE

>>12921 >Already in a scene >Sudden craving to play my horsecock purple A pox upon you, anon

>>12932 i refuse to set myself to looking. ive used this site for 12 years, it would be insane to start now.

>>12934 Looking is for the weak, and only weaklings use it.

I only set to Looking when I want to look like a pathetic cuck loster.

>>12936 lobster*

Looking = I'm online and looking, but I'll be MAD if someone doesn't suck my dick in the next 30 minutes Online = I'm online and looking Busy = Busy DND = I've only seen obnoxious statusplayers who are also cucks use this. DO NOT DISTURB: IM SUCKING DADDY'S COCK AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME IM AN OATHED ONAHOLE (Will squirt if you disturb them)

>>12939 i think the DND status should automatically log you out as soon as you click it.

No point in using DND for statusplay when busy works just as well. Setting yourself DND just makes it so you can't hear any pings.

>>12881 MEEEE!

>>12881 My night elf shememe after getting caught in orc territory and caught by an orc shememe.

>>12924 this bihh is so einzsperm bruh

>>12943 Nightelf on the left.

>>12944 anon that's einzsperm

>>12876 funny profile, don't forget your customs I honestly don't think gating refs people might want behind things is a particularly good idea, maybe incorporating dumb flavorful achievements into your profile would be fun

>>12946 I know honestly I'm liking his slop ref profiles even if I'm not playing some gay oblivion purple or whatever he's looking for

>>12945 Right!

>>12948 You flatter me with your attention, outlander. however you're forgetting fantasy purples exist THOUGH

>>12950 I'm a true son of skyrim and thus haven't played any other ES game doebeit

>>12951 did you play Solstheim at least

>>12952 nope it wasn't out when I played it

>>12953 signing the honorable writ of execution RIGHT NOW

>>12954 grim brb making 8 foot tall nord bitch purple with maxed 2 hand skill

>>12955 nyOUGH

>>12956 btfo'd once more

*does this to ur blue*

>>12958 NO I DON'T WANNA BE PURPLE ANYMORE

>>12958 >Suddenly get 1/10th the approaches Why do you do this to me?

>>12960 gay blues, and some bi pinks, are obsessed with moobs tho

>>12961 I meant if you turned them purple.

>>12803 https://www.f-list.net/c/0%20tolerance/ GOD I love dinner plate nipples. Shame Krekkov doesn't draw them

>>12962 That's an orange

>>12963 i think dinner plate nipples SUCK and you do TOO

>>12965 i think they suck, but dinnerplate nipples are great.

>>12965 You suck dinner plate nipples They don't suck you

>>12967 i like innies better now start lactating whore

>>12968 >innies meh

>>12963 >People got up me for having unreadable text in my inline when it was 10x more readable than this That aside it's good enough. Definitely not my thing but that.should mean literally nothing to you.

Fat, meaty nipples on large puffy areolas are best

>no good at coming up with snappy eyecatching profile names Killing myself for realsies this time

>>12971 Yes. Mouth-stuffing.

>>12972 what's the char?

>>12972 Just do their name.

>>12968 >moos profusely >>12970 Yeahhh, it's a bit hard on the eyes! I made a quick change to make it more legible, but it could still probably use work. This whole inline's a bit scrappy, but this profile was a request for flg, so...

>>12976 uhm those things are SPH cushions, though.

>>12976 I hope whoever requested it approaches you, anon.

>>12974 Actually I literally just came up with the name right now I'm so fucking smart and clever thanks for this comment it prompted my brain to work. to quote moe simposns, "Not today, old friend." >>12975 hahahahahahahah I WON I don't have to do some boring shit like using first/last name now

>>12979 First/last name is my preferred though. I only bust out the alliteration, descriptions or pseudonyms when it isn't available.

>>12980 Why

>>12977 <*does this to you* >>12978 It was more of a general lust for hotwife profiles.

>>12981 Since it tells me your name, plus it means anyone approaching my /c/s can look them up.and read their wiki article real quick (it's obvious they never bother to do this even if I do it as a bare minimum for others before deciding if I like them enough to watch their show or whatever)

my pink (on the left) and WHO

>>12984 >pink loli is that allowed?

>remove rfr custom >get nearly 5x the amount over the next couple of days than i did when i had it >leave people on read >they get really active and talky >talk to them >they basically disappear This game is honestly so stupid.

>>12985 Yes

>>12985 i'm posting this from the last pink loli stronghold. the BLCabal are onto us. if this is my last post, remember me as i lived: cute and funny

Pinks for this feel?

>>12982 Paizuri rapies/torture is kinda based.

>>12988 einzburn....

>>12989 >Remembering the days when I was still looking up hentai n' shit to jack off too Dire days.

>>12988 Miko...

>>12988 BLCs don't really care about pink lolis. They're useless to them.

I like poli's.... t. blc

>>12992 I remember being young and trying to make the transition from VNs to hentai and being so fucking MAD at how much worse the faps were.

>>12995 gross

>>12992 It's nostalgic, sort of It just seems so pedestrian

>>12995 pololice...

>>12770 SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX _ One of my profiles has a sex-toy focus but I don't know how to make it more obvious that I enjoy using them in a play. Porno seems to be the only one who 'gets' it.

I should make a femboy.

>>13001 For?

>>13002 Femboy things. I'm fond the bratty/smug Iyarin types because they're basically male MSGK but I'd feel like I'm missing part of the experience if I couldn't ALSO be a total bottom slut for purples too. The real question is whether I can make a profile that attracts titcows and dickgirls.

>>13003 Atttracts both*

>>12992 There's nothing wrong with the odd nut to actual hentai if you can find anything decent, the problem is finding something that isn't shit.

>>13003 Oh, I got so bamboozled by someone playing a gay femboy yesterday that I somehow figured there might be another one here.

>>13003 LITERALLY made and built to be plapped and mad boignant by my purple

>>13003 Pic 1 and 2 would be so good for a bratty fembottom who baits a dick-down from DILFy manly men...

I wish people actually played gay femboys instead of just ten million of the same pink and purple fuckers

>>13009 You missed the elf last thread.

>>13009 I only play straight femboys

>>13011 Yeah no shit

>>13009 Gomen, I sympathize. The gay blue plight far exceeds that of usual straight blue.

Should I make... >Him

>>13009 Shill and/or tell me what you play and what you want.

>Urge for gay shota (shota top) >All the male profiles I find are either: >"PLEASE GIVE ME HYPER" >Or >Random cartoon dad with way too much muscle and body hair >Or >No list the size of Jupiter, sometimes even bigger than their likes list I'm struggling rn

>>13016 I woul-- >no hyper never mind...

>>13009 Gay femboys get less play, so it's a chicken and egg problem atm. Be the change you want to see.

>>13018 It's true. No mascblues want to bulge out my femboy's stomach.

>>13019 What kind of mascblue do you want though? Fuckmonsters? Hulkniggers? Suit daddies? Regular ass men?

>>13017 Anon, just shill. I'm utterly desperate at this point (and maybe I like the ref enough to do hyper for you)

>>13021 Haha I was just kidding. I don't want to play a gay shota, I want one.

>>13022 Yes. That's exactly what I'm offering.

>>13023 .. Fuck...

>>13010 >You missed the elf last thread. he was gay?? nyooooooooooooo

>>13024 The ball is in your court now anon, shill or forever be silenced

>>13025 He was looking for gay shotas and muscular men.

>>13026 I can't swim....

>>13027 >He was looking for gay shotas and muscular men damn . . . didn't even really read their posts tbh i just saw the krekkov edits and started fantasizing about raping him with my pinks . . .

>>13028 ...what

>>13029 You can still approach him with something like "cute profile, shame you're straight/gay </3"! It must work since people do it to me all the time

>>13031 >It must work since people do it to me all the time Does it work on you, though?

>>13032 no...

>>13031 >P*nk approaches my gay femboy >"Shame you're gay </3" >"Kill yourself" >"Unf, yes daddy" I GOT BAITED

>>13028 Shilling continues to be flg's kryptonite Which means their greatest weakness btw to the non-Marvel heads in the crowd

Erm guys... has hagging really gotten that bad?

>>13036 Show us your character

>>13036 The BLCs are going on strike until their demands are met. Their demands are: Frigga last origin and Venat in an oiled up twerk off

>>13036 This line put me in fucking stitches thanks to FLG.

>>13029 It's over.

>>13039 I'm Paramidious fr!!

>>13035 It's more that I don't usually have ready-made characters "ftf" but am willing to make.

Where are the Bleachbros that were making /c/s?

Bleach bros....

>>13043 Who's asking?

I usually don't have a problem coming up with /c/ names but when I do... man, it sucks

>>13045 This bitch looks like she would sound like snooki

>>13046 What are you having trouble thinking of a /c/ for anon?

>>13046 Are you me? I usually get filtered by this part and then by the bio, takes me WEEKS

>>13045 Bleachbros as in Bleach the manga/anime.

>>13050 There's a manga for that?!?

>>13051 : |

>>13009 I play bi femboys and straight pinks I tend to mostly fuck pinks on the femboy though, for reasons unknown.

>>13053 wow insane

>>13054 I think it's cos I'm a dominant, and people don't realize that dominants can take it up the ass

>>13050 Oh, yeah. I remember that conversation. Makes a bit more sense now.

>>13053 So you're the exact type of femboy player the anon you replied to doesn't want.

>>13057 Is the problem specifically that my femboy isn't gay exclusive?

>>13058 I think it's that "bi" femboys are a dime a dozen and usually just means they exclusively fuck pinks, purples or at most other femboys.

>>13059 I actually do like muscular guys though...

I love fucking femboys

>>13060 That makes you somewhat rare. Side note, some people do like orientation-based exclusivity.

>>13063 Not sure how much of a feat that really is

>>13063 That's hot. Bitchbreaking is honestly one of my guilty pleasures.

>>13062 They do. Anons were talking about "shame you're straight" but nothing beats pinks getting demoralized when they find out I fuck men on my blue

>>13066 I just find horny bottom bitch incubi (not literal) semen demons lusting and fawning over muscular manly men that tower over them and have arms the size of their torso very hot and cute.

>>13066 (me) I would like to add my blue is set to bisexual and I have literal gay sex on the gallery and even so it still happens

>>13067 It's a powerful dynamic [spoiler]yes this is a woman shut up[/spoiller]

>>13069 >spoiller cute bimbo

>>13070 *does this to u*

>>13071 oh no it's contagious

>>13071 Thigh high heels OOAAGGH

>>13073 For me it's converse platform boots.

>>13074 for me it's whatever the fuck you call these

>>13075 Look like lace-up block-heel platform pumps to me.

>>13075 BPD footwear?

>>13077 BPD disorder pussy grips harder

>>13078 As someone with BPD family members I don't give a fuck what BPD pussy does I don't want it or its owner anywhere near me.

>>13075 Absolutely peak slutr wear. Ideal for steppies and squatties.

>>13080 Just bimbo material.

>>13076 I honestly should scour fashion catalogues to find the right terms for articles of clothing and all that.

>>13075 Every pink needs to be shoved in heels.

>>13081 Two things can be true at once

>>13084 Nuh-uh. Bimbos don't steppies.

>>13085 >what is a mean girl bimbo

>>13085 >t. fake bimbo enjoyer

>>13086 Heresy is what it is. >>13087 Nuh uh. Bimbos exist only to serve.

Hey guys, how do I cutedom in the right way?

>>13089 Play a character whose age is in the single digits to start.

>>13089 use a :3 after each sentence

>MTG releasese Tifa card >colors are the same as the italian flag Pottery

>>13090 Already doing that. >>13091 This seems counter-pwoductive bwut, :3

>>13089 Just cute-cute or cute-bully? Because the latter, you just call your subs really silly degrading names.

>>13088 >Bimbos exist only to serve. Serve dick, anon. They live to serve dick, not the person it's attached to.

>>13082 What I said is.incorrect anyway. The proper term is probably something like ribbon Mary Jane platform heels or something idk. If the ribbons went higher it would just be a ballet wrap block heeled platform but I know.tje rounded toe and bow sometimes gets it shoved under platform ballet anyway. Issue is how the ribbon is taking the place of.thr Mary Jane strap while the toe is more.ballet and I have practically 0 knowledge of female fashion

>>13094 I guess I could swing both ways? I was initially just gonna do cooking puns, but there's only so many ways you can shove those into a sentence.

>Gay shotacon bookmark comes online >Approach >'Hi, sorry, your /c/'s dick is too small's GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>13095 Serve dick and by extension the person who provides it.

>>13096 STOP JERKING OFF WHILE YOU'RE TYPING, I CAN SEE YOU.

>>13099 I literally said not that second part

>>13100 Nah that's just normal phone posting typos.

>>13099 I've been dommed by sooo many bimbos :3 Sorry, that fuckdoll lifts dildos by their ankles and wrings them dry!

>>13101 I reject your reality and substitute my own. >>13103 Weakling.

>>13097 Well, if you wanna lean into the childish dom stuff, you just say puerile stuff like "smellybutt".

>>13104 That's what they called me too before slurping free another load >:3

>check partners profile >they're ACTUALLY in a group I've been on f-list for five years and I think this is the first time I've seen this

>>13107 Newfriend...

>>13108 Groups are ancient history. You must be a DINOSAUR

>>13075 They're called platform heels.

>>13096 None of this makes any sense to me but that's based.

>>13112 I don't like the idea of furpinks using litterboxes

>>13112 >Literally moaning once she starts talking about the bathroom YJK

>>13114 And then they started FUCKING

>>13113 This is probably a vital part of someone's extremely autistic fetish worldbuilding

>>13079 Bipolar or Borderline

>>12963 By the way, I'd like to add more kinks to this profile, but I'm coming up blank right now Any suggestions, flg?

>>13118 That totally depends on what you're into, bimbo! Do you "like" being manhandled or called names? Do you like foreskin but prefer cleaner cocks, cock-play? Massage/oil-play? It depends on what YOU are into, nonners. I'm coming for those tits, BTW.

>>13117 Borderline.

The A E S T H E T I C fuckslop side of F-List is honestly so funny. I refuse to believe people actually find names like RETARDED FAGGOT actually hot. Shit is just too funny.

>>13118 Stealthy gokkun. Saving cum in condoms to put in her morning coffee.

>>13121 Ghoster...

>purple with pink option is it a bad idea...

>>13124 *grows a dick inside you*

>>13124 Might as well not be there tbh. Not a soul will take you up on it, you're better off making a pink alt for when the mood hits you.

>>13125 > >>13126 Yeah that's fair. I play a pretty butch/androgynous purple so idk if there's a market for pinks like that

>>13126 NTA but this hasn't been true in my experience. As many people want my profile pink for the play as purple, and it's meant to be a purple.

>>13126 I'll second this. You can have the offer at the top of your profile and no one, not a single soul, will ask for it even if they are happy to do it when you bring up that a pink one would be better than purple or whatever.

>>13119 I just needed inspiration! Some of that definitely counts. Cumming for the tits is what you're supposed to do. >>13122 Noted.

HOWIE'S BACK RUUUUNNNNN

>>13131 I remember a time where I thought that guy was just an elaborate troll If only.

>>13131 We don't have to though? This is a howie free zone, it's the 4chan thread that has to deal with the mentally ill posters.

>>13133 I ran here :)

>>13124 people just see the one thing and don't really acknowledge the other

>lost a bookmark without being even logged in NOOOOOOOOOO

>>13138 Based taste.

>>13138 This video gives me anxiety.

>>13138 man I hate balloons so fucking much but her outfit is nice

>>13141 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXGMj4WWFhk >>13142 It's a really fucking good outfit.

>log in >immediately swarmed by people >log out why do you people only show up when i don't have the time

>>13143 >that video I hate you so much >>13144 >see someone I want to chat with, log in >send a message just to see if they are interested >they log out You gave me confidence issues, thank you.

Busty smug rich schoolgirl who titdoms boys, or retarded mechanic/warehouse worker girl?

>>13146 warehouse tardwife PLEASE

>>13146 IT'S HER Yeah make her

>>13145 Ooga booga

>>13149 Anon my dick can only get so hard.

>>13146 Reminder right is a dude

>>13145 >see a partner log on >want to continue our scene with another character, but don't want to jump him right away, so wait a bit before I log onto my pink to approach him >he logs off just before I do >later >logged on that pink profile, set to busy >he logs on >want to approach him, but don't want to snipe him still >he logs off >he logs back on for a second >logs off again FUCK

>>13152 <accidentally reply to an anon DOUBLE FUCK

i hate writing custom kinks! i hate writing custom kinks! i hate writing custom kinks! i hate writing custom kinks!

>>13154 ugh, same. like, people know what they are already . . .

>>13155 wait, what?

>>13154 I've been working on a chatbot to do it for me, but it's had middling success Chatbots want too hard to tell a story in a way that isn't conducive to custom kinks

>>13153 cute bimbo

Purples for this feel?

>>13152 >>13153 Fell in love. Shill.

>>13160 https://www.f-list.net/c/himeros/ Okay...

>>13159 I need this. Sadly no lolis approach me :(

>>13152 >That might have been me If you're the milf pink I'm thinking off, I apologize. Thought you were mid play and didn't want to disturb

>>13161 >actually a bimbo HOLY SHIT

To those who have dabbled in profile play: Why did you do it? Did you enjoy it? What's the appeal?

>>13162 *pats suspiciously pink loli sized tummy* oops

>>13161 >it's an acutal bimbo I fear your RP character may be leaking into your IRL character.

>>13161 >straight FUCK >>13166 S-Shill? :3

>>13161 quite possibly the only straight pink in all of floog

>>13167 >>13164 Believe it or not, this one's actually not dumb. She just has the look. She's the secretary to a highly succesful businessman! She went to college! I'm just not used to this fancy new 8chan interface.

>>13169 >nocticola >straight pink lul

https://www.f-list.net/c/wh0rish%20wendig0 >Gooner centric, but we can work with it >Never seen them log on, ever. Do people really?

>>13171 very generous of you to assume I looked at anything other than the gender and orientation

>>13170 In that case, you're brave for using this ref for anything other than a braindead bimbo. I can only imagine the swarms of shitters it attracts.

>>13172 why is this gif so crunchy

>see sub profile >no small shemale loli to fuck my ass >see dom profile >no small shame loli to fuck in the ass Why live

>>13174 Fortunately not. I rarely get approaches - instead, I only log on when I have someone to approach. I also think a lot of people who might be "bad approachers" are warded off by the text

>>13177 Would approach but... I have no male characters.

>>13178 Yes, that'll be something of a problem, especially considering my tastes in men are uncommon on f-list.

>>13180 >that first image ruined by the vagene....

>>13181 Let me have this Good cunt boys are hard to find.

If you are one of those persons who shill/post an AD, just to not reply when approached (not even to say "not interested"). Fuck you.

>>13183 Think of approaches as like job interviews >need to pretty yourself up >lying is recommended >the hardest part is actually getting a chance >you can do everything right and still get ghosted because someone threw a shitfit once 10 years ago

>>13183 I agree, nonners. Let us now celebrate our frenship based around 1 characteristic.

>>13180 Making the dandelion for you rn

>>13186 Nights my beloved

>>13187 NGL if you told me that was a girl I'd believe you

>>13165 Person asked and it was their birthday No I don't know

>>13188 I'm pretty sure nights is a genderless creatura

>>13188 NIGHTS is one of those nonbinary things

Just ate a pound of steak and drank 8 miller lites, AMA

>>13192 What kind of truck do you drive? Pickup, sixteen-wheeler? Eighteen-wheeler?

>>13193 I drive a nissan altima. No, I'm not black.

>>13177 Believe me, text doesn't ward off shitters. They just ignore it and approach anyway. It's just that certain kinds of pinks are horrendously unpopular (in terms of getting approaches) for whatever reason.

>>13195 everything that isn't gacha slambait is diminishing returns

>>13196 Even gacha slambait can easily be unpopular if you have links harder than breeding on display or pick a slightly off-meta gacha girl.

>>13197 >or pick a slightly off-meta gacha girl. Trvke...

>>13198 Cringezumi...

>>13183 Okay but can you make Valentine purple

>>13198 Off-meta gacha girl support group?

>>13201 I made a Kemono Friends loli once.

>>13199 Hi.

>>13180 my hunter kinda looks like that

>>13194 Do not believe these lies. There is a pack of Newports in the cupholder.

>>13205 Alright, here's my checklist. I live in NYC/Houston/Philly/NJ Car has body damage Check engine light is on I do not leave home without a pistol Car is silver/black/white I do NOT obey speed limits I road rage I use my phone while driving I do not care about either of us' safety

>>13206 not vantablack but lightskin black

>>13180 >get a PM >check profile >only custom kink >4 fav, 0 yes, 0 maybe, 3 no >they aren't even actual kinks just things they say

posting it

>>13209 Elf rapist...

>>13209 this picture almost made me think of making a titcow elf but then I remembered i'd be competing with 97% of the site for doms

Which customs is my worse-than-death bad end bait pink missing?

>>13212 Forced pig play and ego death.

>>13212 Having an evil fetus pilot your body like a flesh mech like it's that D&D build.

>>13212 fucknuggetification

>>13212 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qIBHStUc0

>>13216 I love this ref so much it's unreal

>>13216 AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13216 I-I think I'm not quite infestation brained enough for this yet

>>13208 I just realized I replied to an anon by accident. Sorry for that anonie.

>>13220 Dogeza. Now.

>>13218 >>13219 I get no sexual pleasure from this I just think it's gorgeous.

>>13222 My pink after camping one night in the forest

>>13223 why is your pink diabetic...

>>13224 Because that is also gorgeous

>>13225 based based based

>>13225 Bro goes to africa and can't stop quickshotting

>>13221 I wihs someone in a RP would order me that ngl.

how long should a /c/'s bio be in your sincere opinion

>>13229 A somewhat lengthy single para

>>13229 >how long should a /c/'s bio be in your sincere opinion inline should be reserved for flashy, sexy images that will titillate the viewer. NOTHING ELSE!!

>>13231 please spawn into my note box and help me make a better one i'm an inlinelet :[

>>13229 A long paragraph, or two relatively short ones. There's rarely need for more.

>>13231 she looks like she RAPES

>>13234 ...her worn out onaholes with photos of titcow poke girls taped to them

>>13235 trvke

>>13232 >please spawn into my note box and help me make a better one i'm an inlinelet i'm not that good at inlines either. in reality i just magic wand select, expand selection, feather, cut for blank background, then sorta just spam drop shadows and other layer effects in photoshop to get something passable (plus boost saturation and contrast and add some transparancy). for me the quality of the inline depends a lot on the base image. if i don't have an art piece that can accommodate a simple, cohesive idea for an inline, then i'm just cooked . . .

>>13229 It depends so heavily on the /c/ in question that any single answer would be useless. Canon where you only want to play with people who know the canon and haven't changed much/emphasise the same parts as everyone does on AO3? A paragraph or so will do Canon where you have changed stuff, are open to AUs or emphasise parts of the personality? However long is required to explain all that. Then if you want to play with people outside the canon you will need to give them a crash course which can be anything from a single paragraph to a fuckload depending on your autism level and the complexity of the canon For OCs? 1k-2k words depending on if you just want sex-driven scenes with some plot or context in the background or if you want something with more of a story focus. For hub/idea profiles? Free fucking shrugs. Some require 0, some benefit from 4000 words.

>>13237 this character has like 20+ pictures but all of them have a little something I find undesirable for an inline grahhhh I don't want to have a sex collage...

>>13239 >this character has like 20+ pictures but all of them have a little something I find undesirable for an inline grahhhh what character?? :3c

>>13240 I don't want to flash my ass to the whole tred nonny...

>>13212 ovary parasitism

My autism is SCREAMING to make new characters, but handling the ones I already have is so hard...

>>13241 >I don't want to flash my ass to the whole tred nonny... you're blue-balling me . . . such a tease . . .

>>13244 fiiiiine got a /c/?

>>13245 I also wanna know the character with 20+ pictures :(

>>13245 >got a /c/? /c/mis-adventure/

>>13247 uhh... I sent you my barbarian sheet the other day :] >>13246 sorry nonny, exhibitionism in maybes

>>13248 >I sent you my barbarian sheet the other day what is wrong with what you have now, then?

>>13249 not cumbrained enough I think...

>>13250 >not cumbrained enough I think there is that one image with the moon that seems almost tailor made for an inline. might need a bit of finesse with the lasso selection tool, though . . .

>>13251 The one with her nude? I'll see what I can do, ty :3c

>>13209 my purple loses to this

>>12803 https://www.f-list.net/c/bronze%20behemoth/ >TQ Cockfucking, nipplefucking, dicknipples, dicknipple-fucking, cunnilingus with pudgy fat hyper cunts that leaves a pink so fucking out of it she's on the verge of pissing herself mid-orgasm. That sort of thing. Also, femdom sometimes. All that weird shit.

>>13252 >The one with her nude? I'll see what I can do, ty :3c no no i mean the one with her with the bow under the crescent moon and twilight sky. very action-y pose.

>>13255 o7

>>13139 I did too anonny, I think it might have just been someone deleting haha :)

>>13159 Spermy post I believe

>>13258 Those idiots. They'll never know it was me who openly lusts for big-tittied purples. I'm a god, and this god will bring them into the new (pink) loli world order...

>>13260 NOOO DONT WRITE MY PINK'S NAME IN THE HAGBOOK

>>13260 Light pink loli vs B(L)C

>>13260 I honestly feel like the pink lolis that want purple hags are like the most oppressed group by far their thread reps are abby and einzsperm and neither of them seem to get any play on the characters they want, although I think it's partially because they have very specific likes and dislikes (abby wanting bad end / filth / oral stuff and einz refusing to do breeding / preg stuff)

>>13263 Einz is also a filthy disgusting "pear" lolifag

>>13263 >einz refusing to do breeding / preg stuff This would be fine if they were cool with cumflaties and had a fat ass

>>13264 does this mean fat assed? I feel like most people would prefer that

>>13263 As God intended! That fat old ancient sky hag is a pink.

>>13229 I have multiple paragraphs for a bastard /c/, it really doesn't matter.

>>13266 >I feel like most people would prefer that I hate you...

>>13269 ?????????????

>>13266 Most people do prefer that. Unfortunately the fat assed lolis that exist outside of /flg/, not that there's many in /flg/, are either abysmally terrible, asylum fodder, or are alts of Captain Carrot or however that rabbit uberdom is called.

>>13270 You heard me, filth.

>>13265 Explode

Damn, I actually had some good RP. It's been ages.

>>13273 >Giving Einz cumsplodies Never ever

>>13273 Only if I can do it inside of you

>>13271 what does that have to do with flg Though there are a ton of shitters all across the site but that doesn't mean nobody ever makes profiles for them in flg >>13272 ahh u mad

>>13277 Greatestgori has done irrepairable damage to western lolis

>>13262 >B(L)C i kneel >>13265 erm my ass is fat but define cumflaties t.

>>13279 Not into hyper, sorry

>>13278 Flat chest with a big butt is nice chud

>>13281 Giving fat asses to cute lolis is evil u_u I don't want Illya with a whooty

>see partner online >check fstatus and see they had a busy status a while ago for some scene >kind of want to ask them for logs because I think they would be hot >realize it would be cringe as fuck and possibly stalker-ish to ask them hm

>>13282 Nah, lolis deserve donks.

>>13284 On their face, yeah

>>13279 That's a pretty average ass, sweaty And cumflation means cumflation. Cum that causes inflation. Sloshing, cum bloated belly that shakes when they move

>>13284 >>13285 THIS

>>13285 No, attached to their torso.

>>13288 >attached to their torso O_O

>>13288 Lolis with fat asses stuck on their stomach...

>>13288 waist*

>>13291 Almost there... It's a little lower...

>>13288 So like a hag sitting her massive ass down on a loli's flat chest and making her unable to breathe?

>>13293 Hag slammed it down so hard they fused together and she literally can't pry the loli off of her ass

Why aren't BLC required to have huge butts?

>>13295 Most of the BLC that get made use fat ass refs Thougheverbveit

>>13289 >>13290 >>13291 Torso is a broad term.

>>13295 The more they look like little girls the hotter. That said, giving them a bit of a pudgy bubblebutt is totally fine. Just not a dumptruck.

>>13297 Yeah I bet your torso is a broad term you fat hag

>>13299 Bully me again and you're being put in time-out.

>>13274 What'd you do?

>>13286 killing you right meow

>>13302 What? Why?

>>13300 My lolis don't have shortstack tier cellulite wobble butts so they can easily escape any punishments dumb stupid hags are trying to give them

>>13304 I might like big butts on lolis but cellulite on lolis is a sin.

>>13306 Nahhh how about eat this ass?

>>13305 While I can understand where you're coming from, and I largely agree? Sometimes, only sometimes, it's okay

>>13304 I miss assigail

>>13308 No. NO. FUCK YOU. I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND I AM AT YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW. (By which I mean, enjoy what you enjoy. I was just giving my opinion on things. If it makes your dick hard and it doesn't hurt anyone, have fun.)

>>13309 Just fuck another one of egg's ass lolis

>>13311 >fuck >egg lol lmao kek

>>13295 Gross, I want my little girls to look like little girls. The fat, throbbing cock hanging off of their pelvis should look out of place, it shouldn't just be another accessory added onto a pornified short creature

>>13313 lolers can have butts too just not ghetto dumptrucks

>>13314 "Huge butts" implies it's more significant than loli pudge